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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 10th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: advise the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: A good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Today is Wednesday. It is December the tenth, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Woody. That is great gory. We got
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  Speaker 3: Menace Enigrad is here. There's a sea bass Yes, yea
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  Speaker 3: to me is here. Good morning to you Morgan. Yeah, Hi,
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  Speaker 3: she's our associate producer. We got Von our video producer.
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  Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler is hanging around, and we got Bort and Menie.
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  Speaker 3: Old things down the Woody Show production department. Phones are
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  Speaker 3: open for you at eight seven seven four Woodie.
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  Speaker 2: You can send us a text if you like, gover
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  Speaker 2: to two to nine eight seven coming up for you
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  Speaker 2: on the show today, we have a couple of guests
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show Crossfire with Hammer and Hank and.
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  Speaker 3: Chatting with the boys. Also a visit from old Saint Dick.
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  Speaker 3: You guys, guy, Yeah, it's it's Sea Bass clause. Now
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  Speaker 3: you never remember, like he put some thought into some
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  Speaker 3: gifts for us last year.
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  Speaker 2: This year, there's a there's a twist on it. Yeah's twisty.
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  Speaker 2: A modern twist. You're still very grateful for what you
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  Speaker 2: got last Yeah, I'm hear to be regrateful. And Greg,
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  Speaker 2: I know you're excited.
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  Speaker 3: We have radio's most immature guests, whose guests talking the
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  Speaker 3: trending news headlines. Metsca tell's what's happening in the world
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  Speaker 3: of entertainment. We got the birthday's point of birthday all
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  Speaker 3: on the way here on the Woody Show. Uh dumbas
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  Speaker 3: Tyler handed this to me. And you know, we're always
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  Speaker 3: good for for fun facts or you know, uh to
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  Speaker 3: know a little bit more about about certain things. But
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  Speaker 3: also like kind of in a in a conspiracy sort
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  Speaker 3: of way, industry secrets that the public doesn't know until now.
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  Speaker 3: See until now, like every job industry has like a
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  Speaker 3: dirty little secret that everybody else in the industry knows about,
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  Speaker 3: but outside nobody really does. And so people were asked,
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  Speaker 3: what is a dirty secret of your industry that the
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  Speaker 3: general public does not know but everybody in the field does.
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  Speaker 3: And Uh, I'll just give you a few things that
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  Speaker 3: were that were on the list. Okay, Uh, grocery stores,
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  Speaker 3: because Greg, this is a big thing for you, Nemesis.
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  Speaker 3: The amount of food waste is unfathomed to think about
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  Speaker 3: it with damaged boxes of perfectly good food being tossed
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  Speaker 3: out instead of marked down the waist because like the
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  Speaker 3: boxes are jacked up or the cans. I always wondered, like,
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  Speaker 3: what's what is there? Like when when you see like
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  Speaker 3: a like a can of whatever it is dented.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they still sell it, but we're not supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: But you know why, like what like what can happen?
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  Speaker 2: Like what's.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because it's not air tight anymore, right.
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  Speaker 5: Potentially you don't know potentially potentially, but I always saw
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  Speaker 5: like food banks showed up every night, and I mean
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  Speaker 5: I worked at four different grocery stores.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't have a huge amount of waste at all.
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  Speaker 2: I think this is a liar, Yeah, full of crap.
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  Speaker 6: It's about I'm buying the dented cans.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, really, Yeah, you're not supposed to.
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  Speaker 6: Like you're fine get them because they're marked down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you're fine.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you're still here.
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  Speaker 7: I am.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned before, like you know, I've eat my weight
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  Speaker 2: in raw cookie dough.
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  Speaker 4: And the only reason I know.
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  Speaker 9: That is because in school when you did the food drive,
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  Speaker 9: they always say if you bring a dented can, we're
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  Speaker 9: throwing it out.
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  Speaker 4: It's not safe.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know anything about golf other than
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  Speaker 3: going like a top golf or driving range kind of thing,
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  Speaker 3: or any golf you know, but uh, industry secrets in
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  Speaker 3: the public doesn't know. Somebody from the the industry said,
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  Speaker 3: the latest and greatest golf clubs and equipment aren't any better,
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  Speaker 3: and the stuff that was already available last year. The
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  Speaker 3: technology has been maxed out for years now. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: ye just put a different spin or a different whatever.
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  Speaker 8: On their.
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  Speaker 2: I did hear. The best thing that you can do
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  Speaker 2: is actually get yourself measured for the right equipment. Because
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  Speaker 2: people just buy equipment and never measure what they actually need.
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  Speaker 2: You can't improve your game.
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  Speaker 3: Like when it comes to call centers, when they say
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  Speaker 3: a call is being recorded, that includes while you're on hold.
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  Speaker 3: So just because you can't hear them doesn't mean that
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  Speaker 3: they can't hear you or that part's not being recorded.
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  Speaker 2: That is really good to know.
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  Speaker 3: That's why that's where I'm gonna mother f them from
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  Speaker 3: now all right on hold and when they use that
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  Speaker 3: to train future employees.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's good to know.
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  Speaker 3: What's an industry secret that that you know about, but
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  Speaker 3: the general public does not when it comes to medical billing.
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  Speaker 3: The number of medical billing mistakes mind blowing, which yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: but the average person doesn't understand how it works. Most
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  Speaker 3: people end up paying what the bill says, when in
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  Speaker 3: reality they owe a lot less than that.
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  Speaker 8: The whole industry is confusing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I told you.
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  Speaker 3: We have a we have a coworker in this building
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  Speaker 3: who makes unbelievable money, makes really good money, seven figures,
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  Speaker 3: seven figures, who whenever they get a bill from the
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  Speaker 3: doctor or the hospital, they will call and go, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I just can't I just can't do the full thing
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  Speaker 3: right now. But the best I could do, Like if
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  Speaker 3: if you want payment in full, like right now, the
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  Speaker 3: best I can do is two hundred bucks, and it
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  Speaker 3: could be for like eight hundred bucks, and they will settle,
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  Speaker 3: Like nine times out of ten they will settle. No
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  Speaker 3: questions asked, the charging anyway, They just got their Moneyeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm like, I don't know if that's brilliant or
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  Speaker 3: the fact that he makes the he makes decent money
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  Speaker 3: and the people who like really need that. I could see,
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  Speaker 3: you know, using that, and okay, fine, not that I
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  Speaker 3: want to pay anymore than what I'm supposed to pay.
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  Speaker 3: But I, like my guilty conscience, would I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know if I could do it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there's no reason to do it.
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  Speaker 3: No, there's no reason for him to do it. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, I'm saying people, But he was telling me
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  Speaker 3: in a way like, oh, no, whatever, you get it.
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  Speaker 1: This is what you do.
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  Speaker 9: Here's what its like, theft, Like, we're all going to
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  Speaker 9: pay more because he's doing this.
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  Speaker 2: It's the power again, they're stealing from us. Yeah, truly,
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  Speaker 2: what was it?
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  Speaker 3: There was just something I saw where, you know, the
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  Speaker 3: average hospital for a bag of basically saline, which costs
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  Speaker 3: they say, on average a dollar and seventy some cents
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  Speaker 3: to produce. Total that includes like the packaging, the shipping,
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing a dollar seventy something, they will charge
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  Speaker 3: over one thousand dollars for.
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  Speaker 2: Screw when it hits the billing.
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  Speaker 10: Good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad he did this.
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  Speaker 8: I was only successful with that once, and it wasn't
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  Speaker 8: by negotiating, it was by ignoring them. And the bill
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  Speaker 8: went from nine hundred to four hundred to two hundred
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  Speaker 8: to we're sending this to collections unless you send us
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  Speaker 8: seventy bucks. All right, here you go.
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  Speaker 3: Industry secrets to the public. Doesn't know mathematics all right.
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  Speaker 3: Some schools have their wrecks. Some schools have their highest
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  Speaker 3: level of mathematics classes by the worst teachers. They don't
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  Speaker 3: explain things because they can't relate to people who need explanation,
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  Speaker 3: and the school figures the students in that class don't
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  Speaker 3: need explanation.
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  Speaker 4: That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: How is this an industry secret?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, how do they assign teachers that different stresses?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I guess, I don't know. It's silver stretch restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Most restaurants would fail a normal health inspection if the
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  Speaker 3: health inspectors showed up at normal business.
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  Speaker 8: Now, I don't want to know. I don't want to see.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, every time they show up where I worked, like
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  Speaker 6: everyone was in a panic.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Pharmacy. The number of times in a day pharmacy texts
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  Speaker 3: prevent a prescriber error that could leave a patient in
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  Speaker 3: the hospital or could you know, put you the hospital
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  Speaker 3: or dead. It is not huge, but it's almost never zero.
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  Speaker 8: Is the industry's secret that a pharmacist knows how to
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  Speaker 8: read and count.
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  Speaker 3: Neat all eyeglass frames are marked up, even the cheap ones.
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  Speaker 3: A pair that comes in for ten dollars will be
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  Speaker 3: marked up and sold for one hundred bucks. I did
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  Speaker 3: see an interesting story, like a behind behind the story
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  Speaker 3: thing about the guys who started Warby Parker. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 3: they were working in the industry. I guess all the
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  Speaker 3: places so like lens crafters, all those, it's all the
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  Speaker 3: same thing, right, And so it's kind of this fix
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  Speaker 3: you're we're all screwed, Like you just pay whatever it is.
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  Speaker 3: And so to get anything decent, that's why I cost
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  Speaker 3: you like a bajillion dollars. And so these warbur war
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  Speaker 3: Werbert whatever, Warby Parker, I forget. There are two dudes, right,
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  Speaker 3: these two friends, I guess, and they decided that, okay,
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  Speaker 3: well we can come up with like designer looking frames
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  Speaker 3: and they look the same as these other things they do,
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  Speaker 3: except they're going to be and we'll send everything to
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  Speaker 3: your house. You can try different things on. And so
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  Speaker 3: now I forget what that company's worth. But it's worth
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  Speaker 3: so much money, and you can get super affordable, really
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  Speaker 3: cool looking, uh, without getting caught in that setup of
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  Speaker 3: like all these guys are all like we're talking about
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  Speaker 3: how orbits Expedia travelized.
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  Speaker 2: It's all the same. Most of the sunglass companies are
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  Speaker 2: all the same.
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  Speaker 9: The manufacturers like the high end luxury brand. They're stamping
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  Speaker 9: it one way and sending the other stuff another way,
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  Speaker 9: like they're all the same glasses.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then i'll give you, I'll give you one
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  Speaker 3: more than We'll move on city work. Most of the
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  Speaker 3: recycle bins that you see in downtown areas, they're thrown
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  Speaker 3: in with the regular trash. I've seen so many videos
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  Speaker 3: of this where they show the city garbage truck showing
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  Speaker 3: up to the park and they have the three different
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  Speaker 3: containers right yep, and they'll open all three up and
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  Speaker 3: the guy's throwing all three into the back of the
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  Speaker 3: same damn truck and then putting him back like here's
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  Speaker 3: the recycle on, here's the regular theater.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so much theater.
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  Speaker 3: Most cities don't want to spend the money to buy
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  Speaker 3: a separate recycling truck for their recycle stuff.
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  Speaker 8: So I found myself caring way less about recycling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: like I'll have a can ash throwing the trash exactly right,
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  Speaker 8: because I don't want to get duped. Well, well, there
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  Speaker 8: you go some industry secrets of the public. Doesn't no,
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  Speaker 8: well right, good job dumbask Tyler come up with the
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  Speaker 8: with something fun.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna take a quick break.
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  Speaker 11: Phones.
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  Speaker 2: The universe has a way of leading you to where
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  Speaker 11: How the mamas you're supposed to be there.
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  Speaker 2: Looks the Woodie Shows.
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  Speaker 3: H Welcome back, everybody, THI Today's Wednesday, December the tenth.
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  Speaker 2: How about this day and history minutes? All right, love
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  Speaker 2: it give us today. In nineteen nineteen.
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  Speaker 3: That the National League voted to ban the spitball's use
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  Speaker 3: by all new pictures. Oh yeah, so the spitball was
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  Speaker 3: Uh then they started doing snot right, Uh, I mean
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  Speaker 3: that there were that they're like, uh what they call
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  Speaker 3: the little filing nail filer.
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  Speaker 2: Where they emery boards. Yeah, people all that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, you see all kinds of stuff these guys are
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  Speaker 3: using too, Like, uh, they'll spray the bat, like the
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  Speaker 3: stuff that they're gonna can they spray, But you can
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  Speaker 3: only spray it up to like a certain point on
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  Speaker 3: on the bat, Like it can't be anymore like down
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  Speaker 3: toward the barrel.
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  Speaker 2: Camp An.
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  Speaker 3: There's all the like I'm thinking, like, what's that You're
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  Speaker 3: hitting a round ball the round bat? Like, let's let
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  Speaker 3: people use all this stuff. Let's bring in pine tar,
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  Speaker 3: quark bats, steroids.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, all that.
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  Speaker 2: I want to see someone launch one of the moon
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  Speaker 2: Well that's coming pretty soon right in Vegas. I think
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  Speaker 2: they have a date set for like the enhanced games. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that'd be cool. Also, you see in football where to
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  Speaker 2: have like all this sticky stuff. It's like so yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so sticky that they can't even get the ball off
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  Speaker 2: their hands.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, today is an International Animal Rights Day, and uh,
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  Speaker 3: of course that's a listed above Human Rights Day on
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  Speaker 3: the on the list, Today is Dewey Decimal System Day,
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  Speaker 3: all right, I remember learning about that in school. It's
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  Speaker 3: a Nobel Prize Day. And today, for you beer fans,
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  Speaker 3: it's National Logger Day. We got the birthday's porn of
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  Speaker 3: Birthday come up here. In the second first mensico, tell
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  Speaker 3: us what's happening in the world of entertainment. Well, one
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  Speaker 3: of your favorites, Greg Jason Bateman admits that he and
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  Speaker 3: his older sister.
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  Speaker 8: Justine Justine, Yeah, I met her. I've never met him.
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  Speaker 2: They don't see each other too much. Yes, it isn't
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  Speaker 2: a typical relationship. They pretty much don't hang out on
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  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving or Christmas. Their conversations are rich, but they're mostly
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: like with an adult friend, not like as siblings. And
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  Speaker 2: I thought like in the early days they were kind
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  Speaker 2: of like see together all the time.
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  Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, I have a feeling this might be political
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  Speaker 8: because I know they're political polar opposites.
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  Speaker 2: Between them.
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  Speaker 4: So stupid and she has nothing to do with acting anymore.
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  Speaker 4: She's like a computer coder.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I think that's that would be my guest.
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  Speaker 2: But I do have a theory outside of politics, is
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  Speaker 2: that you watched the HBO uh series that they did
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  Speaker 2: where they were falling around his podcast Spartless, Yes, with
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  Speaker 2: who's else.
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  Speaker 8: That would be It's.
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  Speaker 4: And Will Arnette Will And.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a docu series of them like
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  Speaker 2: going City City and doing their podcast live, and they
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  Speaker 2: were kind of it was so funny because they were
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  Speaker 2: kind of always ripping on Jason for being kind of.
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  Speaker 8: A diva, total diva total, like he's very food obsessed
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  Speaker 8: and you know what organic stuff he'll ye.
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  Speaker 2: They were constantly making fun of him.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he gave off diva energy.
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  Speaker 2: That might be part of it, but it was funny.
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  Speaker 2: I liked it. So yeah, I look that up on
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  Speaker 2: That's on HBO Max Spartless and also of course this
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  Speaker 2: SmartLess podcast. Do you listen to that at all?
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  Speaker 11: I do?
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  Speaker 8: No, I just watched the show.
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  Speaker 2: I just watched the show as well. All right now
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  Speaker 2: for seemmy, Yes, did you know there are twenty new
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  Speaker 2: harm Hallmark Christmas movies that are available right now on
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  Speaker 2: Hallmark Plus twenty.
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  Speaker 4: But I've watched a lot.
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  Speaker 6: There's been a lot.
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  Speaker 13: They're being released weekly, so there I've been seeing about
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  Speaker 13: three or four a week basically on what they're outing big,
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  Speaker 13: but I didn't know twenty. Well, actually that makes sense.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, if it's three or four a week for
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  Speaker 13: about five weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, they've already been rated. And the lowest one
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  Speaker 2: that's coming in is called Christmas Cup and the plot
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  Speaker 2: line is after a knee injury, this woman's career is
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  Speaker 2: cut short and she has to move back home and
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  Speaker 2: she is put she's been placed into a team that's
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  Speaker 2: going up against another town and there's like this, uh
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, kind of like a competition going on,
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  Speaker 2: but she gets a call from the Marines to go
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  Speaker 2: back on the day of the competition, and she realizes that,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, there's a bigger purpose in serving her community.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so that's the lowest rate one. I have
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  Speaker 2: not watched that one, but I do like the girl
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  Speaker 2: that's in it. Okay. I did watch when we were
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  Speaker 2: on the plane back from Dubai. I watched Home Alone.
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  Speaker 14: That's watch which wass yeah some people callins. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 14: watched Grimlins and it was listed under holiday movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Diehard. Yeah, it's all Christmas, the whole movie.
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  Speaker 2: He's a Christmas gift. Cool Christmas movie.
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  Speaker 4: There's a horrible monologue about Santa in the middle of it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, menace. The real question is what was the number
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  Speaker 6: one Hallmark movie?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I do have that, all right, and it's called
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  Speaker 3: what is it called? It's called Weatherman Ted Cooper.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, I did watch that.
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  Speaker 13: I did watch them, and I would agree at this point,
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  Speaker 13: but I really liked Newport Christmas the best, if you're
• 16:15
  Speaker 13: asking me, which was the time traveling kind.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Of movie, and I really liked it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 13: They go back in time to the eighteen hundreds in
• 16:22
  Speaker 13: New Rhode Island, and I really enjoy stuff like that.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: But yeah, Ted Cooper is also Yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: So if you don't know the block line like Sammy does,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: this guy basically just goes back to his hometown. His
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: sister falls off a ladder, they have to go to
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: the hospital, and then he sees his high school crush
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: working out. So it's always the same thing because it works. Yeah,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: nickel Back and Metallica, I will say, I.
• 16:46
  Speaker 13: Do want to say, for the record, for anyone who
• 16:48
  Speaker 13: cares these are Hallmark movies? Yes, but we know Netflix
• 16:50
  Speaker 13: and all the other ones also release Christmas movies all
• 16:53
  Speaker 13: throughout the year. And I would say that the number
• 16:55
  Speaker 13: one released movie this year on streaming is a very little.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Ex miss on Netflix with sil Slippers.
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  Speaker 15: Don't know.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: In Oliver Hudson, it's very good all time. We alverad
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: asked you all time favorite Christmas movie. We had to
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: have asked you, like, what's your number one Christmas movie
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: of all time? Does have to be Hallmark just in
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: general of all the Christmas movie general number one of
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: all time?
• 17:19
  Speaker 13: I mean a Christmas Story is a classic that I
• 17:23
  Speaker 13: mean is I would have to say that. And then
• 17:25
  Speaker 13: if I'm going newer ELF, I think those would be.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: The Yeah, that's the top five.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Christmas Story, National Impun's Christmas Vacation number two, probably,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I would say ELF.
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: Probably number three, Oh is wonderful. Yeah, Mine's the ref
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: with Kevin Spacey and Dennis Leary, The Most Underrated Christmas
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: Mind Grimlins Grimlins.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: While sticking on the Christmas theme, cancer stricken King Charles
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: and Queen Camilla reveal their twenty twenty five Christmas card
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: amidst fears that it might be his mask.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: You could tell Menace wrote all rights not he's not
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: just reading the report.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah man, the first one. Yeah, you see that title that, like,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: oh my god, it might be his last Christmas card?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: What's inside? What did he write?
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: And miss you?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: And this is what it says about raw Dog in
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the fart box, like like here he goes, here's the
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: build up, here's the payoff. Wishing you a very happy
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Christmas and New Year. That's all it says inside the car.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Well he personalized that.
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: I see.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, good stuff. All right, thank you very much.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: Man, it's no problem.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Time for your birthdays and your birthday show. We're gonna shiver,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: we're gonna sit.
• 18:42
  Speaker 16: He was like, it's ship and.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: You know we don't do.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Iron Chef Bobby Play is sixty one years old to take.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: He always seems like kind of is he a dick?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I've heard no good things about his books are about
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: him being a dick.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Oh the books he writes. Yeah, I said, He's like,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I don't I didn't know anything about that, but like
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: you just get this vibe.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: That yeah, oh yeah he's not like rockstar chef guy.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not cool Bobby Flay's sixty one today. Raven Simone
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: m Cosby Show, and that's so. Raven is forty today.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Meg White of the White Stripes I was after they
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: got inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I started like, whatever happened? Where is she? What is
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: she doing?
• 19:20
  Speaker 16: Man?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: She has done a really good job of staying off
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: the radar. Yeah, what is she doing?
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Just just just haanging she she tried modeling for a minute,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: doing that for a minute, and then she had some
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: other music related thing, but pretty much on the on
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: the DL man. Yeah, Meg White is fifty one years
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: old today. Emmanuel Chaquiri it was Sloan on Entourage.
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: She is super hot.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Loralai Martin's on The Mentalist She's fifty years old today.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Patrick Flueger from The Princess Diaries and Footloose, okay forty two.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: And then Kenneth.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Browna Oh Sor and Hamlet. He's a sixty five today.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Your porno birthday is Darcy Darcy Dulce.
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: A right?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Is that? How you would say that? In d O
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: l Ce?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Darcy Dulce Today's birth to girl. She's had more fingers
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: in her than Greg's jar of eminem just constant fingers
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: in there. R Craig can't stop four hundred and thirty
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: two fine films, including Slippery Scissoring Volume one. Okay, Blonde
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Lesbian seduces her busty Landlord. She was also in Cherry
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Pop and Passion I Got Ginger bitis from a naughty ginger. Finally,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: she was in Sleep Between the Satin Sheets, and then
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: who can forget her unforgetable role in Fluozy.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: In the Jacuzzie God Doctor.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a Darcy Dulce who's thirty three years
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: old today. And that Chapparano birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: that is a Wednesday morning. Look what's happening in the
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: world of entertainment?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: You stow that out there?
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Is it?
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: Two goods?
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: It's pretty good.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking maybe it's not good.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show, Welcome back, It is the Woody Show.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: you can't send us a text, of course. Over to
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  Speaker 3: two two nine eight seven.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: We're just talking Christmas movies and things, and Greg said
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: his favorite is The Wrath.
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: I love that movie.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Greg is not allergic to terrible movies, and maybe Uh,
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: it's not. Yeah, no, I haven't watched.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I think you would like it, to be honest. Well,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I do like Dennis Larry, Yeah, he's great. Dennis Lurry
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: is fantastic.
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: And then Kevin Spacey and then that chick who plays
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: his wife. I don't know her name, but she's hilarious.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: It's just always funny when when Greg starts telling us
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: about a movie. Half the time, it's like an Amazon Prime.
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because that's where you find the good ones.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: No one's ever heard of, you know it is. It's
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: any movie that would have been in the Bargain Band,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: remember when they used to put just the loose DVD's
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: that's his favorite, or the ones jam grocery store check out, yeahoundation.
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Anyway, on the after Hours Voiceman, which of course, there's
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: a lot of ways to be part of the show
• 22:00
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• 22:02
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• 22:04
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• 22:07
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• 22:10
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• 22:12
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• 22:15
  Speaker 3: and of course find us and follow us on social media.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Look for us there at the Woodie Show. But this
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: person has a movie recommendation for Greg.
• 22:23
  Speaker 17: I me after show us TOTAYO. Hey, I just wanted
• 22:27
  Speaker 17: to let mister Goring know, Uh, there's a good movie
• 22:30
  Speaker 17: on Prime because I know he likes watching Obscure. But
• 22:36
  Speaker 17: it's called Playdate with Kevin James. It starts out really
• 22:40
  Speaker 17: super slow and then all of a sudden boom. It's
• 22:43
  Speaker 17: NonStop action and actually a really good watch.
• 22:46
  Speaker 18: So that's for Greg.
• 22:48
  Speaker 17: Love you all, hope you have a great day.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Bye, all right bye.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: Somebody else recommended Playdate. I saw the thumbnail for it,
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: and I think, I guess that'll be my next watch.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Kevin James is the giant guy from Reacher and then
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: looks like what's his face? Then rude?
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think even rud. Of course it's been in
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: a number of things. Obviously he will forever be Milton
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: from Office Bace there, and I think it might be
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: good for Greg because it has a right I like that.
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: That's that'll be my next watch, that's for sure.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: There's so many things that I want to watch that
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I don't get around to. And I always like wonder, like,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: man's greg really gone through everything that he has wanted
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: to watch, everything from his watch list, and now he's
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: like digging into me and just looking at thumbnails and going, yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I'll watch that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I got time for that looks terrible.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: The place for the most random, weirdest and probably their
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: own parents have never seen these movies is to be
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: and they have these. I went down this rabbit hole
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: Woody of revenge genre. Oh yeah, I've done you know,
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: like you start with uh, I spit on your grave,
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: which is brutal. Did you see the one with what's
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: his face? The guy you love is in all the
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: revenge moviess taken the where he dress a snowplow.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, he's so stupid. It was like that was like,
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: guy that be ice something I or something I did.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: I did the same thing where I went. I was
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: looking for vengeance movies right because I was like, man,
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I watched them. Forget which one it was. I'm like, yes,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: I want another one of those. Give me another hit of.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: That cold Pursuit, Coldsuit. Yeah. I saw this thing of Liam.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, well, we'll check it out.
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: It was the dumbest movie mad Yeah, check out to
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: me go down the rabbit hole of revenge movies.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Good stuff man, all right, and then share your crappy
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: movie recommendations with with Greg will probably love them. I
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: probably will Yeah eight seven seven forty four. Text us
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: over to two two nine eight seven and we begin
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: another new hour of in intensitivity training forty politically correct
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: world by checking in with Gina grad who's got the
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: news headlines.
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: One student dead and another is in critical condition after
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: shooting at Kentucky State University yesterday. Please say this was
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: not a random active shooter situation. It was more of
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: an issue between quote the parties involved. The shooter was
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: not a student at the school and was instead someone
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: who lived nearby Indiana. He was arrested charged with murder
• 25:17
  Speaker 9: and first degree assault. Cops say that while the incident
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: is scary, there is no threat in the area. Everyone
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: should be safe, but the school is cooperating with police,
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: but they have canceled school for the rest of the week.
• 25:29
  Speaker 15: And over in the.
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: NFL, the Colt season turned upside down last weekend after
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: QB Daniel Jones ruptured as Achilles during the game.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Man that guy, That guy was stuck on the Giants
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: and sucked so hard for so long, and now he
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: goes to Indianapolis. They start the season just on fire,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: and then this is the way the season ends for him.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I mean that blows well.
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: Both backup qbs are hurt so badly, so Indy was
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: looking at possibly using their tight end at the QB spot.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: But help is on the way.
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: An old retired QB, Philip Rivers, who's a grandfather, Yes, grandpappy.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: He's got like ten kids. Yeah, he's forty four years
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: old and was signed to the team's practice squad and
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: has a very real shot at starting.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: On Sunday, I was watching Pat McAfee and Pat McAfee
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: and of course he's he's a homer for the Colts
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: because he played for the Colts.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: But he he doesn't hate the idea. He's like, look, really,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: last time I saw Philip Rivers, he couldn't move. He's
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: not gonna be able to move this time either. But
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: he's going to be proficient and he's going to be
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: able to do what he needs to do in order
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: to help this team. And he thinks that this is
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: actually a good thing. Yeah, yeah, like a movie of
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: the week he thinks this is gonna right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 15: It really is.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget what it was.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: It was a man who is the actor, old time actor,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: not old time actor, but he's old now a man.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I forget about this old guy who ended up playing
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: like in the Majors. Yeah, like later on in his
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: like the natural.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: You know, dumbass Tyler, what's uh you're thinking of Dennis Quator?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: He is, good man, Thank you, That's exactly what I'm
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: thinking of.
• 27:05
  Speaker 11: Dude.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Well, after this announcement, do you know what else popped
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: up a lot? You're boner? Nope, Nope, that would be uh,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: bring back Kaepernick immediately, And I'm just like, dude, just
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: let this guy play like one game or something so
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: we can get this over with so we.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Can be wouldn't that be funny if they signed him
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: to be Philip Rivers backup. Yeah, and just like Philip
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Rivers and Colin Kaepernick, so we can stop.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Hearing about this Tom Brady when.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: He was out like forty something, yeah, I think like
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: forty five.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, so we know it can be done well.
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: Rivers hasn't played a snap of football since twenty twenty,
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: but he was up for the Hall of Fame this year,
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: and he'd been coaching high school football the entire time,
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: and he said he stayed in great shape.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: So we'll see what happens.
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: Is it true when you rupture your achilles, it kind
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: of like curls up like a window.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Shape, snaps like a piano wire.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of well there's a lot of tension
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: on it. Yeah, it goes up and kind of I
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: don't know about that, but it does. It does like receive.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Well, there's more dramas.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Have seen videos of how they surgically repair those Hell,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: why would you watch that? Well, because they have the
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: like the animated graphic of how they do it. It's insane,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Like somebody figured that out. Yeah, that's again, that's the
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: stuff I'm impressed by, right, Like we figured out how
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: to yeah, like how to do that as human beings?
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: Meanwhile, an actor is walking by and your instructure not
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: to look at them, and they're.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Just everyone get against the wall.
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: Let's cut people open and fix them.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: Well, there's more drama around the hockey venue for the
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: Milan Winter Olympics. With the games less than two months away.
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: The arena that's supposed to host the game still doesn't finish,
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: and the ice reportedly doesn't meet NHL's standards.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: A problem. You know, I need it until February. It
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: used to be done. It's only on January. It was
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: a habifore you know, a problem.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: That's a direct quote.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: By the way, don't they know that they don't build
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: stuff fast over there?
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: Well, NHL Commissioner Bill Daily says straight up that if
• 29:06
  Speaker 9: the ice isn't safe, they ain't playing. He added that
• 29:09
  Speaker 9: the issues should be fixable, but time is tight since
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: construction is scheduled to finish on February second, and the
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: Women's hockey tournament starts just three days later. Now you're
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: super into hockey and you have a kid that's super
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: into hockey. What could possibly be wrong with the ice?
• 29:23
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean something it needs to They have like
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: such standards for like the water itself. Really, Oh yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: they're constantly testing. It's it's crazy. I forget exactly you
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: would think the ice is really thick. It's like three
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: quarters of an inch or something like that. Yeah, NHL
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: ice is is about like this thick. Yeah, and so
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: there's yeah, there's a lot as far as there's something
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: with I forget the word they use, but basically like
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: how the smoothness of it, the like, yeah, I can't.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Think, I can't, I can't think the word. But there's
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: there's a lot he's got.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: It's like these do who do like turf for baseball
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: stadiums or football stadium There's so much. They got way
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: more science than you know, if you have like a
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: you know, like like a weekend hobby of like doing
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: your lawn, Greg, like you're out there doing your stuff
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: with turf builder Scotts.
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: I think the scientific term is the slippiness.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the NHL is kind of in a tough spot
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: because if they can't get this right, they already pushed
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: a bunch of games, so there's all this openness in
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: the schedule to accommodate for the players who are going
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: to play in this. So if for whatever reason they go,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: you know what, no players are going. The NHL is
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: just sitting there. Yeah, their players aren't playing.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: There's nothing going on.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Whether they couldn't, but they can't all of a sudden
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: just start scheduling games because it doesn't work that way.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: So it really puts the league in the bad position.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I would love to be there, they would suck here
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: and say bring out the zambo.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: And yeah, it's the same with runways at airports. You
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: think it's just pavement, Yeah, it's completely different.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Animals. So really, I don't know the science behind that either,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: old menace there you go. Yeah, I believe, like for
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: car tracks and stuff. Yeah, I mean, like the banks,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: the yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Sure, so much goes
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: into you think about it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: They had to put to it for the biggest strip,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: they had to put special cement in there.
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: Well, speaking of transportation, this is terrifying. A small plane
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: ran into some trouble while flying over Florida. After pilots
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: noticed engine problems, they called in an emergency. They realized
• 31:24
  Speaker 9: they ain't going to make it to the airport, so
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: they tried to land on a highway. Okay, fine, but
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: during the attempt, the plane clipped a moving car, bounced
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: off of.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: It, hit it again, and then crashed.
• 31:35
  Speaker 9: The car was being driven by this terrifying fifty seven
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: year old woman, who luckily escaped with only minor injuries.
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: Both pilots also not only survived, but basically we're not
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: hurt at all.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the highway was shut.
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: Down, CRUs clear in the wreckage and the NTSB of
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: course looking into what caused this crash, but everybody's just fine, Well,
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: it looks.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: An engine failure. Yeah, I guess one one of the
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: guys was a student pilot, and so engine failure on it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: It was like a multi engine plane. Yeah, and so
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: there's yeah, it's it's a it's a thing that happens, right.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: People they find like an emergency of all, where's the
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: place that you could land if you had to. There's
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: a stretch of highway highway and you could tell yeah,
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: and you could tell they were like trying to hold
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: it off until the woman's car like kind of went
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: by and they could like put it down behind. But
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: I think they just it just they just had the
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: sink and it just the sink rate just boom.
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: Okay, so engine fails. How much time between engine failure
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: and oh crap, we have to be on the ground,
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: Like do you have two minutes or one minute?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Depends how long you can yeah, how you are, Well,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: it's how high you are and how long you can glide,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Like what's what your glide ratio?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: How much do you think, like how many feet before
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: they would stop? Once they are on the ground.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh that could be pretty quick because they the
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: brakes would still work, right, the engine fail, but everything
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: else is still working.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: The reason I'm asking is because remember, uh, just recently,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I went to that car show at the wind on
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: their golf course and they had a plane on there.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how did you get this plane on the
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: golf course? And like, oh, we just landed on the course.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: But you said they could. They could. I don't think
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: they really did that, really, I don't think they could. Yeah,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: it's a massive golf course. Yeah, I mean they could
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: They call that a soft field landing. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Like how did they get this plane in the middle
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: of the golf course?
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably at Harrison Park.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they just, like you landed. You're telling me
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: that they landed it at the private airfield like down
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: the road and then put it on a truck.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure exactly how they did it, but I
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: would just I would be surprised if they decided to
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: intentionally landed on a golf course and course this like
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: it was a vision jet right, yeah, like that plane
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: in particular, I'd be surprised if they intentionally landed on
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: the on the golf personally, I mean maybe I'm completely wrong.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, is that not bad for the plane, the wheels
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: and everything to land on?
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: No, I mean there was more like when you're landing
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: on a side that that's why you practice that like
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: soft field landing. So like if you're landing on.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Dirt or grass or whatever, you don't want is the
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: nose wheel to get caught and then the whole plane
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: kind of flips over. You know when you hit the
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: front brakes on a bike and you go over the handle.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: That's that's what you're trying to avoid. So when you
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: land that way, like the whole idea is to like
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: land soft on the on the on the gear the
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: back here, and then keep the nose up until it
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: just naturally loses speed and softly because they don't want
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: it going into the ground.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: They's been bugging me for weeks. I did, and they
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: said they landed on the golf course. Yeah, I mean yeah,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I doubt that.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: And also because it's a really nice, nice golf course
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: where they're holding in a tournament.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: It was it was the car show, so millions of
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: dollars worth.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Of cars Yeah, Now you got me thinking, how did
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: they get cars and malls. I've always wondered that the.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Malls, that's drive it in.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and where a service, there's a service you ever
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: see you ever see those like the hallways where.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: The bathrooms are.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: A loading dot kind of in the.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Mall, Like when you're like, the restrooms are this way,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: like you're walking down the you know, the mall and
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: stores are on either side, right, and there's the hallway
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: where at the very end of there's like the bathrooms
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: are down there.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those hallways are super wide. And at the end
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: of those hallways. What about the door? The doors open
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: at the end of the hallways to.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: The Morgan I'm loving I've never seen a big door
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: like that. Okay, not to go on a tangent, but
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: it made me think about that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I used to think about that at car dealerships, right,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: or like a casino. How'd you get that in there?
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: How'd you get that up on a platform in a casino?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so many questions.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Well, let's talk about another.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I saw a military helicopter on the flatbed the other
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: day on the on the highway. Yeah, it is mind boggling.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they take the rotors off and everything. But it
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: was just sitting on the sea, but like an airplane
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: that has wings.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Like, I get it, now, I get it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 9: Well, let's talk about this new lawsuit that's been filed
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: against Weld Caribbean Cruise Line by the family of this
• 35:52
  Speaker 9: thirty five year old dude who died on board Navigator
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: the Seas last year. But listen, the suit claims he
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: was served thirty three drinks at the ship bar before
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: he went on this drunken tirade he attacked and threatened
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: to kill crew members and fellow passengers.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I saw a video of this guy because he was
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: like trying to kick the door into a cabin.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: So I guess the deal was they got on board
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: right and the room wasn't ready, and so they're like,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: all right, well, we'll let you know when the when
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: the room is ready. And so he went off to
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: this bar and he's there with his wife and his
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: kids by the way, and so the other one they're
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: all like hanging and whatever and waiting, getting impatient for
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: when the room's gonna be ready. In the meantime, this
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: guy has thirty some drinks.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Never been on a cruise ship before, okay.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: And now he's wasted and he's getting like he's I'm
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: gonna go see what's up of this room, and he
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: starts this whole thing with the with the staff yep,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: and threatening the staff and yelling and kicking the door
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: in the whole thing. And that's that's how this whole
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: thing happened.
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so he was detained and according to the lawsuit,
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: the staff allegedly injected him with a sedative that allegedly
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: killed him.
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Well he's a big dude, this big huge. One of
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: the I saw in the report. One of the causes
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: of death was obey because well.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Well no, the reason being is because they got the
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: guy in the ground and they're trying to restrain him
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: because you're a big dude, right, and so they're kind
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: of sitting on the guy. But when you're fat, you
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: have all this extra soft tissue that makes breathing even
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: harder as it is, and so when now it's when
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: anybody's sitting on you, even if you're big, it restricts
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: you even more.
• 37:20
  Speaker 17: So.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: The obese contributed to the fact that someone was saying yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: and then when the I guess it was the captain
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: of the ship who had you know, the sedative.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: And you know you got to go straight to the
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: top for that.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: And so then that of course got complicated by.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: The other you know, I heard they used pepper spray
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: on him too, damn didn't.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Take him down like an elephant.
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: Well, they changed everything to homicide homicide investigations.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: We'll see how that turns out.
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: And finally, remember, Sammy, don't let me down on this
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: because I don't know if we're already over the Barrista
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: cup from Starbucks. Yeah, Starbucks Barrista. Well, they've released remember
• 37:59
  Speaker 9: these fights in stores. Well, we have good news for
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: everyone who didn't get one. You're gonna get another chance
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: at getting.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: The berry Stick Cup.
• 38:07
  Speaker 9: They're not being sold though, but they can be won.
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: So Starbucks announced that their Starbucks for Life game is
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: back and that rewards members will get chances to win
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: you know, free drinks and food and gift cards, and
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: the grand prize is Starbucks for Life and members can
• 38:21
  Speaker 9: also win the berry Stick Cup in the game. And
• 38:24
  Speaker 9: some people would call that the real grand prize because
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: people literally went one sane over this.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: You've been to this before, Greg, with whatever it is
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: that people are going crazy for some gaming system or
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: the new phone, like just make more.
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: Make I've never.
• 38:40
  Speaker 11: Right, but if you have.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: But if it's a bear cup, okay, it's stupid. It's
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: so dumb.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: If you have something like that, and you know everybody's
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: always bitching about money and profits and both, and you
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: have something that people.
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: Are are going fighting each other.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Make more. If five thousand more, like the beers and diamonds,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: when it starts going on a slight decline on popularity,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: that's when they start making more.
• 39:08
  Speaker 13: And it's smart because they make it so that it's
• 39:11
  Speaker 13: in demand and people can't get it, and now they're
• 39:13
  Speaker 13: going come here and buy drinks and buy more drinks
• 39:16
  Speaker 13: so that you can maybe possibly get this.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I feel like Starbucks has these things built in. They
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: have so many of these like levers that they can
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: pull because it's like, oh, it's pumpkin spice season, Like
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: that's a big it's red cup day.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: We ran out of pumpkin.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: We have this new tumbler cup and you do that.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: But like not everything needs to.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: Be And you guys are discussing like the Act of economics,
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: in which ess applying to man. People want it, we
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: get it. But if Woody and I had the widget
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: company and the society was freaking out over these widgets,
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: and you're fighting your friend over it, Woody and I
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: don't care if you guys love it, so we just
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: want to sell more.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Well more would probably say is you guys are playing checkers.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: We're playing checks you.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Know, it's funny, long game. I never realized this, but
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: if you go into a a role X store, like
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: you see a Rolex store, like one of these high
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: end places, like, you can't just walk in and buy
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: a role X like.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: You have to go in and you have to establish
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: a relationship with one of the employees, and then you know,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: down the line, maybe the watch that you're interested in
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: becomes available to you and they will then reach out
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: to you and invite you to then purchase the role Like,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: you can't just walk in and buy a Rolex, and
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: if they don't like you, they can just be like nah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: But once you have that relationship, then you're able to
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: go in there and go to your part. Let's say
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Gina worked at the role X and I'd walk in
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: there and I go, oh, Gina, I'm really interested in
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: this blah blah blah blah. But I think that Bert
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: was talking about that platinum whatever.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like pound sand I don't know you.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not that one. That's a that's a special
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: barista version.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: But like then then it's easier for you. It's like
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: once you that happens with when it comes to Lamborghinis
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: or Ferrari.
• 41:12
  Speaker 9: So what's the difference between that and I mean not
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: what's the difference, but what's the difference in your argument
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: between that and the Barristick cup?
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: No, I understanding, like yo, companies making things really difficult
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: to get because I guess there are there are people.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: There's there's a demand for X number of millions of
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: rolexes every year and they make about a million. So
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: they produce one million rolexes worldwide every year and that's
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: pretty much it, right, So you get it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you get the baristic cup whether you want.
• 41:37
  Speaker 11: To or not.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: You're talking about a dumb cup and it's a guy
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: who really likes watches. I will say I think rolllex
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: is overrated, like Bert was, you know, never give watching? Yeah,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: liked the roll x is overrated. I don't know if
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: they look that cool, get yourself a sweet old timing.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: They look old money.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I mean, I understand what it is.
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: They're recognizable.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can't play Frogger or any games on him.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: What's the point?
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: Well, for the barrista, the game is available to be
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: played now and you can play it till January fourth,
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: So get cracking.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: And that's what's going on.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: With I thank you very much, Ginigrad Moore? What do
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: you show next?
• 42:16
  Speaker 17: Hang on?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show returns right after these messages show all right,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: a couple of things that I saw in news. I
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: wanted to bring you up.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Here's want to get you into the holiday spirit. The stude,
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: New Jersey plays Santa every year. He's a retired school teacher.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: He advertises his appearance appearances at Santa on his website.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: He offers up a quote little extra Christmas manager. Is
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: he one of these guys that looks like Santa like already?
• 42:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: Those guys are strange.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Well, the cops they shut up at his door. They
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: got worried about some illegal internet activity. They got a
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: war into search the place. And I guess what, you guys,
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: what uh? This Santa is a.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Kitty toucher, had a bunch of like kitty porn on
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: his computer. God damn it. So had the cops get
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: tipped off?
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you asked, because Santa I guess had filmed
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: a kid in a bedroom and then sent it to somebody,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: and then that someone reported him as they should.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: It was good good.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Uh, he was arrested, taking the jail. But a little,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: a little side note on this one. The news can't
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: just report the story. They always send some porschemuck out
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: there to go talk to people to get their reaction.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: And here's my thing.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Do they ever add anything to the story unless it's
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: like a hi, you wive, hide your kids?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Which is the best or the Uh? It's always people
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: that not even heard what happened.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: I went in to get a cold pope.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Nobody got to it.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus fire or it's usually it's usually he was
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: such a nice, quiet guy.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, kept to himself.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they don't. They never do. For example, for
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: this particular story, here are a couple of the neighbors.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Uh that the news talk to you. Now, let's let's
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: get some really good insight on this Santa perv.
• 44:04
  Speaker 15: It wasn't until we saw Mark taken away that he
• 44:06
  Speaker 15: really is something was going on with him.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, really, that's what.
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: You realized.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't You weren't aware of all this and was
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: saying nothing.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: They like when the cops show up and they take
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: one of your neighbors out of the house in handcuffs.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: That's when we realized.
• 44:26
  Speaker 15: It wasn't until we saw Mark taken away that he
• 44:28
  Speaker 15: really is something was going on with him. He was
• 44:30
  Speaker 15: such a nice guy. You played Santa. I knew he
• 44:32
  Speaker 15: was a teacher.
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: Was kind of disappointing, kind of a little but Santa
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: is the perfect thing for him because you're having kids
• 44:39
  Speaker 9: sit on.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Your lap all day.
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it was only kind of disappointing, moderately peeved by.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: This somebody else.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: It's a terrible terrible thing to hear about scial this time.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: Of the year.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, so it's a terrible thing to hear about any
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: time of the year if it was summertime.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I have grandsons, and you know that's
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: a that's a sad thing. What what's a sad things?
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: Because if you don't have grandson's.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: That's how about a round of do you buy it?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: What do you showed? Trademark original game?
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: This chick in New York City, she ordered a burrito
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: bowl from Chipotle door Dash delivered it, and she claims
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: that when she been into it, that there was a
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: rodent hidden inside the bowl. Now everybody's been to a Chipotle, right, yeah,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: how come.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: On, Yeah, it's out there in the little bin.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like with those where they have like the
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: grilled peppers and onions, the little whiskers. She followed a
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: lawsuit saying this has caused her quote pain, shock, and
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: severe mental anguish, and that these effects will be permanent.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Her lawyer says that Chipotle failed and the responsibility to
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: provide safe, sanitary food, and they're asking for compensatory and
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: punitive damages. Chipotle says the woman is full of coca
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: not rodent, and they released to stay in saying they
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: strongly deny the allegations and they intend to vigorously defend themselves.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: Do you buy it?
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I mean I'd buy that she's lying.
• 46:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because even when you have that little spoon or
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: the little tongs, you wouldn't notice if there was a
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: tail at the end of it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Come on, whe would the road and come from It's
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: an open kitchen at Chipotle. The grill is out there.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: They're throwing the You ever see them growing up the chicken.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: So you're waiting in line, Yeah, yeah, mixing the guacamole.
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna you know.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: What I buy?
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: It really actually happened part of a mouse, but not
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: a full mouse. That's crazy.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But again because it's not a pre if Chipotle
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: was a pre packaged place, you know where they have
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: the big plastic bags and they kind of just cut
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: the top off and dump it in a you know,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: a vat the heat. It different that God knows where
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: that stuff came from. But when they're grilling the chicken
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: out in front of everybody, open kitchen, yeah, open kitchen,
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: and they're building the.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Bowls right there ceiling.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Ye.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe you don't buy greg, I think it could be possible. Sure,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: menaced you buy it percent?
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I can tell he's being funny, you know, I buy
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I kind of buy it, you did? I see? It
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: could be possible. This is like the oldest scam in
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: the book.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like put a roach in my salad, you'll get
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: it for freez.
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: Well, when I worked at a pizza place, people would
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: complain every once in a while, not a lot, but
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: that they would find little curly pieces of metal on
• 47:26
  Speaker 8: their pizza, and I thought they were lying too. But
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: it turns out when you open the can of olives
• 47:31
  Speaker 8: sometimes the gable that's more believable. It is like this
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: that you bit into a rodent. Right, give me a break.
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: I had something disturbing happened to me very recently at
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: a birthday party. There was this beautiful charcuterie board and
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: they had preshudo or I believe that the paper thin.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all like ribbony.
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: So I took a bite of that. It's usually like buttery,
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: soft and delicious, and I thought there was a rock
• 47:58
  Speaker 8: in it. My tooth just went in it like instant pain.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: I spit it into my hand and it was an
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: olive pit, which I thought, that's weird to beget. And
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: then it dawned on me a few minutes later, Wait,
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: just the pit. That means somebody ate the olives, spit
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: the pit out and it went back on the charcoony board,
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: and it sure did about it. Now I'm still disturbed
• 48:23
  Speaker 8: by it, and my tooth still hurts from it.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Rose So do you buy it?
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Hit us up on the text, yes or no? But
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: this chipotle bit into a rodent in her burrito bowl.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Later over to two, right over to two two nine
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: eight seven, Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, buy it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: They don't have any rodents there. This Chipotle rat severely
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: stinks like the Wendy's chili finger. I'm yeah, exactly. Well,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: nobody said it was a gigantic rat dig and it
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: turns out they didn't. That was like a litt little mouse,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: little mouse mouse classic story.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Check in on some after hours voicemails right eight seven
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: seven four. Anytime after the show until we meet up
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: again the next day or after a weekend is when
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: you can leave us whatever. God, if you're listening on
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: the podcast, you know you can always be a part
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: of the show that way too. We are talking about
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: the real idea and Greg's refusal to get the real ID.
• 49:25
  Speaker 8: I don't want to.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: And there was a story about.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: How they're gonna start finding people if you don't have
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: the real ID, like forty five bucks or something like
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: that in the airport and things to use a passport anyway,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: So somebody called in about that, gret Hey, So talking.
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: About real ID, I think one of the big reasons
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: why we don't know, the big difference why we don't
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: see why we can't use our regular ID is because
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: the California license was already meeting the several standards for
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: the new real ID, but a bunch of other states
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: their driver's licenses didn't meet those standards. So everybody had
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: come out with a new quote unquote license that had
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: all the features of the real ID. But it meant
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: that Californians had to buy new licenses. It's stupid, but
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: that's why.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: Okay, see doesn't that make you suspicious? Like Sammy pointed out,
• 50:15
  Speaker 8: they want us to have this thing so badly, and
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: they're forcing it down our throats so much. But when
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: the state doesn't, everybody else has to do it. And
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: one state did it, but this state did it differently,
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: so now we have to do it again and do
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: it this way. Stop with the forcing this stupid reality everybody,
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: So sus yeah, let us live right.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Woody after hours voicemails.
• 50:38
  Speaker 16: You know, I'm on travel work right now and I
• 50:41
  Speaker 16: always get a king size bed, and then that wasn't
• 50:45
  Speaker 16: an option this time. So I got two queens and Sammy,
• 50:48
  Speaker 16: you're absolutely right. You get one for eating and one
• 50:53
  Speaker 16: for sleeping. The two queens that is the way to go.
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Eating in bed is terrible. It's like a hotel.
• 51:06
  Speaker 13: Yeah, showers, get room service, you watch TV, and then
• 51:09
  Speaker 13: you sleep in a different bed.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: It's actually the worst because you're going.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: To sleep in it later.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Okay. But if it's room service, they bring the thing,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: the little table thing, you can use that to eat.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: There's a desk. There's like to be in bed too messy.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. When they mill in the room
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: service on a table and sit at the edge of the.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Bed, right, that's what I'm sea, like, ye, right on
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: the bed. Yeah, I'm a slob and totally you soudo.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: My buddy is he uh when his wife is out
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: of town. He can't do this when she's around because
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: she chames him, but he likes to uh be in bed.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: And I guess he's a guy who's I don't know
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: if he's fully naked when he's sleeping or whatever, but
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: like so he's no shirt on, but he's sitting in
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: bed watching TV eating spaghetti.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, big ball, Like yeah, like coplghetti. I'm like, dude,
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: what a mess.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: That's pretty gross.
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: If you don't know how to eat.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Only time I'll eat in bed is when I'm just
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: like super hungover. Yeah, like Chilian of bread bowl and
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: peel and eat shrimp crab legs. That's that's yeah, right.
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: In bed bowl spaghetti you're just holding it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: I remember everywhere.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: But that's the thing when you twirl it or like
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: like the little like uh cues tomatoes one Okay, Greg
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: as a dude, when when you pee right like there's
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: that splash. There's like those little tiny droplets that you'll
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: see like on the floor and go yeah, oh my god.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Totally and the gross like it's almost it's almost an
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: argument to sit. Yeah, because there's pea going everywhere.
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: It really does.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Spaghetti's kind of the same thing where that sauce.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: It splatters a bit, does I don't I don't want
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: that in my bed hell a hotel absolutely, yeah, eighty
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: four Wooding. You can leave us whatever you got after hours,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: voicemails anytime after the show until we meet up the
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: next day.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Also hit us up on social media. Look for us
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: there at the Woody show.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Another reminder, Menace is gonna be at the new Salvation
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Army Thrift store yeah in Glendale, Central Avenue there in
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Glendale noon to too on Friday, So a couple of
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: days from now.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: He'll have a bunch of giveaways while he's there. And
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: let's not forget about the donuts and coffee while supplies last.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: You can't get that anywhere. Guys, there early, but yeah,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I get there early for the coffee in the dome
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: and the theme part tickets. I mean stay for that stuff. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: get there early for the coffee the dome.
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Get all the details the address, more info, just go
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: to the events tab on our website, The woodieshow dot com.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: That's the new Salvation Army Thrift store on Central Avenue
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: in Glendale. Noon to two with Menace on Friday.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Thank you for being here, Greg Vennis, Junia Grant, We
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: got sea bags, Sammy's here. Morgan's heres are open eight
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: seven seven forty four Wooding set us a text over
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: to two to nine eight seven.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Check in with us right now. Thought's let's open up
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: the phones and get everybody lined up.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: We're gonna play around of radio's most immature game, ladies
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: and gentlemen.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Boys and girls. Let's play guess Who's and while Morgan's
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: getting everybody set up for a round of guests whose
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: gas eight seven seven forty four, Wooding, I did.
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: Have some gas related news. O gas related news. Let's
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: see that ever happened.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Research now suggests that hydrogen sulfide, the smelling gas that's
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: in your gas, may help protect the brain from Alzheimer's
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: disease R.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: So he studied from John Hopkins Medicine found that in mice,
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: the gas helped prevent the build up of tangled proteins
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: that block the communication between brain cells and cause them
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: to die. And the researchers that gave the mice with
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: a fart into the mice gave the mice a compound
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: that just slowly released this hydrogen sulfide, and they showed
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: a fifty percent improvement in memory and in motor function.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: Huh.
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: And they found it hilarious.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it. Yeah, everybody had the best time.
• 55:20
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: It's just fun all around. Yeah. Yeah, and good for you.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Guess who's gas right his most immature games. It's very simple.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I sent everybody home with an ongoing homework assignment that
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: whenever you feel one bruin that you grab your phone
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: or some kind of recording device and you capture it,
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: because if you don't, you regret it. Yeah, and then
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: you email it to me and I keep anice little
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: file here of everybody's submissions, their homework assignments, and then
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: we play this round of guests whose gas. You just
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: had to be the first person to correctly identify whose
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: gas it is, and if you can do that, you
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: are going to win a prize again. If you want
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: to play, call us now eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: and uh, let's see. Let's go to our first contest
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: and say hi to Bianca. Hey, good morning, Bianca. Hold on,
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: I got Bianca on the wrong line. Hold on, hold on,
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: We're gonna try that again. Hold on, hold on, systems,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: goofy with the Okay, here we go. Let's say hi
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: to Bianca. Hey, what's up Bianca?
• 56:21
  Speaker 17: Hey, good morning guys.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's all right, so Bianca, We're gonna play the
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: sample for you and you just have to correctly guess
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: who's gass. Will just remind you that your options here, Woody, Gina,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Greg Menace, Ze Bass or Morgan because Sammy refuses to play.
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: I don't refuse. They don't make a sound.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Sure, all right, so U Bianca, whenever you're ready, say
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: hit me, hit me.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: I called this one because I named them, all right,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: I call this one the up speak.
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: And I went to the mall and then I was
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: trying to find.
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: Some of the boo boo. It sounds like a cartoon,
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: the up speak.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: All right, So Bianca, guess who's gas? Woody, Gina, Greg Menas,
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Sea Bass or Morgan.
• 57:28
  Speaker 11: I'm going with menace, show me menace?
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Banka, appreciate listen to show. Let's say hi
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: to Alie? What up? Ali? Good morning, Woody show? How
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: are you are fantastic? Are you ready to play? Guests?
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: Who's gas?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: You got you? When you're ready to say?
• 57:52
  Speaker 11: Hit me?
• 57:55
  Speaker 16: All right?
• 57:55
  Speaker 10: Hit me?
• 57:58
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: A toy or an animal? All right?
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: So Ali, guess whose gas menace is off the table?
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Your options are Woody, Gina, Greg c Mass or Morgan.
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: I think I'm getting big Greg vibes from that one, getting.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Big Greg vibes? Is it Greg Gory?
• 58:31
  Speaker 15: You remember that one?
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: I do, because it was probably recent.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: It just happened.
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: It just happened.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just said it to me. Yeah, he just
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: said it to me last week.
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: Now, yeah, standard every day afternoon.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Far oh okay, there was nothing in particular.
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: No, it was nothing food, you know, related.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: It was literally sounds like you stepped on like a
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: dog toy.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: Is morning on the way to work. And then right
• 58:59
  Speaker 8: when I get.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Hold, Yeah, well there you golem. Guess who's guess?
• 59:05
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Ali, Congratulationship, you know you're fuss, Thank you, You're welcome down.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Hang on one second, we'll get all your information. Radio's
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: most immature game. You guys all, we'll we'll take a
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: break because I think the I think the boys are
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: ready to go. What do you show?
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Crossfire with Hammer and Hanks and Half Baked?
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Thank god that is coming up next on the Woody Show.
• 59:28
  Speaker 18: Hang on, I'm not wearing a helmet.
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: It's not gonna wear a helmet, straight up.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: You guys are idiots. Back to the what do you show?
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Well, it's time to check in with two of our
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: good buddies, longtime friends of minutes.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah probably they go way back, probably twenty plus years.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Twenty plus years. We'll start by saying hello to Half Baked.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: We still swolvers, Yeah, Bake.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Half Big, How you doing buddy, I'll but he's doing good.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 11: When Nick Coogan blues all that money and it has nothing, all.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Right, so we're back to of all right.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Half Baked has a one track mind alive
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: with whoever he's focused on in that particular moment. It
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: goes back and forth in a bunch of different things.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: And then also let's bring in for what he showed crossfire.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Everybody say hi to Hammer and Hank.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, Buddy, Showyboddy, Hammer and Hank of course the the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: host of the Hammer and Hank podcast with who Ryan Hoppy,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Ryan Happy?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: And then you can find that on the podcast platform
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: of your choosing. It's on a bunch of different platforms.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Half Baked you can typically find at your at your
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: local Texas roadhouse. Yeah, you're still obsessed with the with
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: the with the Texas roadhouse. Yeah, oh yeah, no daily
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: you know, Menace and I just went to Dubai for
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: an extreme weekend trip and while we were there, Menace
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: was out and about and in Dubai they have a
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Texas roadhouse.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: I went outside of it. I didn't go. He took
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: a picture. He took a picture of the outside of it.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah the hell would you have that?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 11: Awesome?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was right next to the pizza hut and
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: the CAMFC. Yeah, they have all the finest restaurants. I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: did see a hard rock cafe. They went to Raising Canes. Yes,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: they did go to They did go to Raisin Canes. Anyway,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: so we have a half baked and Hammer and Haggetts.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: What do you show Crossfire. I just want to get
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: their takes on different things, different news stories that are
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: that are happening, and as we get to the to
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: the end of the year, we'll have some some holiday
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: type stuff to ask them about. Let's start with a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: couple of the news stories, gentlemen, and the first one,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: just because it's it's the oldest of the stuff, we
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: want to ask you about the drunk raccoon.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Did you see the drunk raccoon that passed out in
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: the in the bathroom.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: Him face down? Yeah, facedown files.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys didn't hear about the Yeah, yeah, there's
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: there's a whole video for it.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: The hat bag you can find in the first thing
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: had menace thought of for you, Hammer and Hand because
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: it used to have a job at Jack in the Box.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: And apparently you had some kind of animal encounter involving
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: a dumpster. Do you remember that, Yes, what happened.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 11: It was super Mighty and the dumpster way back in
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 11: nineteen ninety too.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I believe in nineteen ninety two you were working at
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Jack What what job did you have with the Jack
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: in the box?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: What was your job?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: I was a janitor janet. Oh yeah, so you're always
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: at the dumpster and you were fighting those meats all
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 11: The MEAs Yeah, super vite everywhere.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: How to deal with him? Hannah hammering?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I had to do my job the best as
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 11: I can.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Did you have to like exterminate them anyway? Did you
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: have to call somebody? Or did I just have to
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: fight the merchant?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 11: I got my boss him and he could friends.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: That what happened? Oh there's a confrontation.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we'reated.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 8: That was the end of that. More than just a confrontation.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Happy. Let me ask you. Let me ask
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: you a question. Have you ever had any kind of
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: like weird animal encounter?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 11: No, I've been blissed.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Menace has so many Yeah, he's always
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: got like raccoons awesomes.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: I've had raccoons, impossible.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 11: I've had my fear of share of battles. Don't don't
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 11: get it.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Wrong, okay, but battles against what just people or animals?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 10: People?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, people.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've heard people are tricky. Yeah, we've heard about
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: some of this. But besides, something else falls.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 11: From the movie theater.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we heard about that. Yeah, he got
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: he got punched. Yeah, half bag punched him. But let
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: me ask you this.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: So, besides a dog or a cat, you know those
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: are this two standard pets for most people. What is
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: the weirdest pet you think hat bage that somebody can have,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Like you kind of judge them for having this pet.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Do you think it's weird?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah? I think Michael Jackson's monkey.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Bubbles was weird.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: And that's another one of MENACE's dreams is to have
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: a pet monkey. But I'm having a monkey and hammered. Hank,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: what about you, besides a dog or a cat, what
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: do you think is the weirdest pet that somebody can have?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 11: Probably dolphin?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: A dolphin, that's a good answer. That'd be kind of weird.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you take care of it, you have to keep
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 11: it on, you have to have like.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: A yeah, you have to have a pretty big pool,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: would assume, right, Hank.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: Huge, a huge, huge, Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: If you and if you had a dolphin, hank, what
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: would you name it?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 11: Shakira?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I love that dolphin. Dolphins don't lie. A dolphin named Shakira.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: That makes that makes a lot of sense, all right,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Next one, that's what Crossfire.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Another story that's been in the news.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: It's a social media band for people under the age
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: of sixteen in Australia.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Good idea, bad idea. We'll start with you half baked.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 11: Good idea. I agree with it? And why because you
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 11: don't need to see all this evil till you're eighteen?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: Okay, the youth of America Australia.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Do you think in general that we would be a
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: better society half baked if we didn't have access to
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: social media? Like, had social media never been invented, do
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: you think that everybody would be happier to be a
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: better world for society?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 11: Fifty fifty or sixty forty?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: All right, well let's keep it positive. What's your favorite
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: thing about social media?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 11: Like?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: What do you enjoy the most from social media? Is
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: there an account? Hell thet shit? I hear you followup?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Half back? Do you subscribed to any buddy or have
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: you been on OnlyFans?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 11: No, get out of here.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: With the dollar. He would not spend money on that.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: Who's your latest hottie though you haven't expressed, like, who
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: do you think is the hottest? Who's your girl right now?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: Right now?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 11: Nobody, you guys would know.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Why do you work with her? No is Madison Beer?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Because you're really in a bay Watch And who was
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: your favorite bay Watch character?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 11: All Baywatch was was pre internet soft core porn?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but who was the Batties? Who's your favorite?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 18: Like?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and Carmel Electra.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Let's let's go back to uh to Hammer and Hank
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: on the question.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: So Australia has banned social media for anybody out of
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: the age of sixteen.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: You think that's a good idea? Yes?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 11: Or no?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: And why?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 11: I think it's a stupid idea?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Ok, couldn't wait for his term all right, So Hank,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: you think it's a stupid idea.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 11: But why because I think anyone, regardless of they should
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 11: have pass to social media because they want interact with friends,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: to interact, to be able to kind of didn't we
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 11: already have that with with texting and phone calls and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 11: good old fashioned let us face?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do we need?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 17: So?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 11: Social media is better?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: Better?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Then what is your favorite thing? Hammer and Hank on
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: social media Facebook? Facebook? Like, what do you what do
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: you like so like when you go to Facebook?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: What's the thing you get from Facebook that you like
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: the most that you find it to be so great
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: and beneficial?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite thing?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 11: Interacting your friends friends promoting my podcast called The Hammer
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 11: n Ink Show with Ryan Hobby.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: On Facebook to right, Yeah, hot chicks, you know, speaking
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: of a speaking of chicks and everything.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you guys a question. We were talking
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: to our friend Bert Kreischer, comedian Burt Kreischer the Machine
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: and uh and Gina had a question for Bert.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: For the question for the dudes in the room, I did,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: and the question was over your.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: Life, what's been consistently the best a hand party, a
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 9: mouth party, or straight up just having sex?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: So and uh, well and we'll start when we'll start
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: with you half baked?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: In your experience? Uh, what do you think is to
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: be consistently the best? Hand parties, mouth parties or sex?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: None of them? None of them?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 11: I don't. I don't get the love.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: I find that hard. Are you are you a virgin?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Half baked?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Are you really?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: Really? I didn't know that.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I never asked them. Oh I thought, I thought for sure.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, I find that very hard to believe. You've
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: gotten dude, I gotta tell you, man, you may sound,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: but you got riz you do Andy tall, Yeah, good
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: looking guy. We gotta get. We gotta get half big
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: late is what we gotta do. Here's a jack ship.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's that's another thing, like you've never have
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: you have you gone to, uh like any kind of
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: like happy ending place?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: At least you wouldn't go to any place like tied
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: with the dollar again, tied with the dollar. And then
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: also he he is also a paranoid bocketting in troublem.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah okay, well happy if we can get your set
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: up with some you know, kind of floozy lady who
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: just would be happy to give it up to you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: and it wouldn't be there be no rules broken.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Would that be something that you'd be open to? Or
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: are we wasting our time?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah? So I'm not stupid, all right?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Right, Look, this is a big world. I'm pretty sure
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: we can find I'm sure we'll have people texting. Yeah,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I'm sure.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 11: We'd find get anybody.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Shot now, Hammer and that you've you've had some action
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: from the ladies before, haven't you?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, and it was one time I.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 11: Got my private part at the Sounds act by all right, So.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: So is that?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Uh so, have you ever had like a have you
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: ever had a hand party.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 11: To lovely pop female artists?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's go back to the real life stuff though.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, real life in real life. So neither
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: one of you had hand party, uh Hammer and Hank
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: has had a mouth party from a from a from
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: a from a young Hispanic lady. But then did you
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: have actual intercourse? Did you have sex with her?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Or was it just oral?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: Just not the wrong with that?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, okay, So I guess we're maybe we're
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: asking the wrong crowd on that one, Sorry, Gina, but
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: we thought we had two more people to add.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: To the to the survey sample. That's all right.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: As we get into the the end of the year here,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: let me ask you guys a couple of questions going
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: into the holidays, half baked, what are you asking Santa
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Claus for?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna get and I'm getting it. I'm ordering it tomorrow.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 11: Two thousand and three, Yellow Reggie.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 16: Miller authentic and then nineteen eighty nine He's not a
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 16: big name, but for.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 11: Some odd reason his figures worth.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 18: Hell of money.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 18: Nineteen eighty nine Brian Hankle starting lineup from the Pittsburgh
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 18: Dealing it.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, all right, all right now these are you?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 11: You remember him morning?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't remember him at all.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: That's shocking.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 11: His figures worth hello money.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Twelve twelve.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 11: Nine defensive players are worth hell of money.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I know that. I don't know anything
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: about them though, you know what I mean, Like I
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: know the name, but like I'll have.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 11: A book with a picture of everyone ever awesome l
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 11: on this.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's called investments, dude, Yeah exactly.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: All right, So that's what the half bags is going
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: to ask Santa Claus for. What about you, Hammer and
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: hank What are you asking Santa for this year?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 16: Oh?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 11: Laptop because my old one died a few days ago.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: I knew what laptop top laptop.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 11: My other one died a few days ago.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: It did. Wait wait, so what what what happened? Just
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: old it just cut on me.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 11: It's the nineteen seventy four Oakland A's program.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, So Oklona's program and a new laptop. Are
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: you sure like the old laptop didn't die? Didn't get
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: too many viruses from going from you know, on savory websites.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: No, okay, just die, just die, alright, died?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 17: All right?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Well we got what show crossfire, We've got half Baked
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: and Hammered. Hank are our two friends and fellas. It
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: has been an interesting year. Twenty twenty five is about
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: to wrap.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: If I was to ask you half Baked, how would
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: you rate this year? Would you say that it was
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: great just okay? Or was it awful? How was your
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty five?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 11: I would say eighty percent great? Other than the injury suffered.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, yeah, he's been dealing with that for
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: a good portion of the year. All right, So but
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: eighty percent.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: That not happened, I'd say, perfeme perfect all right.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: So even with the injury, you would say, like, still
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: pretty great, because eighty percent I would say, I would say,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: you would say, you would say great, all right? Same
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: question for you Hammer and Hank. How would you rate
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty five looking back year in review? Would you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: say it's great just okay?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Or was it awful?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 11: That's very very good, very good.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Alright, what was what was the highlight?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 11: I got a chance to tea in the Nationalisms game.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 8: That was a huge Dayah, that's right.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 11: I've watched a podcast of my buddy Ryan Hoppy.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: You know you should mention that you should mention that
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: you have you have yet to mention the the podcast.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: All right, So you have a podcast with with who.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 11: My buddy Ryan Hoppy called The Hammer and Hank Show
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 11: of Ryan Hoppy okay, which is savailable on Spotify or
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 11: wherever you get your podcast.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, nice, all right, I mean other than the laptop din,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: it sounds like it's been a pretty good year for
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: for for Hammer and Hank. Do either one of you
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: have any kind of a New Year's resolution, like a
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: goal for twenty twenty six?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Half picked to get I'll tell you this, what do
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: you show love connection? I have a couple. I have
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: a couple of very specific goals for twenty twenty six
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: involving people that we know. One of them is Menji.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: But you got to get Menji your girlfriend.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Even I got to get an update on Dumbass Tyler
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: have a hell what's yeah, dumb ass team, what's going
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: on there. But like even dumb ass Tyler's got a
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: chick he's hanging out with. But we gotta get Menji
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: a girlfriend. Yeah, and Menji a girlfriend, and we got
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: to get half Baked laid.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Dude, I've been trying to get half Bait to apply
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: for Love on the Spectrum for Netflix.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: He'd be he'd be an all star.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, you would be a super he would be beloved.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: I picked. Have you watched that show?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: No, No, it's a great show.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 11: It's for all the stallion I used to be.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: But his brother wants him to do it too. He'd
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: be awesome.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can make that happen. Yeah, I'm sure we can.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: We at least get you like some kind of like
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: what they go, like an audition audition for that they did,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: they do. He would be celebrity overnight, all right.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: Anyway.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: He his goal is New Year's resolution for twenty twenty six,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: half bag once to get laid, And I'm pretty sure
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: we could.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we can make that happen some night. Yeah,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: and then a Hammred Hanks.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Same question for you, any kind of a New Year's
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: resolution or goal for twenty twenty.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 11: Six get a good job on my podcast run Happy,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 11: and also to look up with the Hispanic female.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, all, I know what I think we
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: can manifest this all for you, guys. I gotta tell
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: you man, it's it's been a lot of fun.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: About halfway through this years and when we had an
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: idea because we've had Half Baked, he stopped by. He's
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: visited the show before and has hung out with us.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: We all love to Half Baked, and I've been aware
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: no Hammer and hang for a number of years through Menace.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Of course, Menace hit friends with both these guys, but
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: getting them both on together at the same time for
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: what he showed, Crossfire has been, guys, I gotta tell.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: You a real treat for us.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've thoroughly enjoyed having you on and we hope
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: to continue. Would you guys like to continue wood he
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: show Crossfire into twenty twenty six?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, well guys, it's happening. It's happening, and
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: thank you both.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: I hope you guys get what you want for Christmas,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: and I hope you guys have a good holiday and
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: we will talk to you again early next year.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Half Baked, anything else you'd like to Mentionpoe, we'll let
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: you go.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 11: Shie Department store will.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Live on for a hell there go.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: I was wonderingf we're gonna get mentioned Hills. I did
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: wear my Hill's T shirt recently and Gina was very nice.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was awesome.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a Hills T shirt that I was wearing.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 15: You know why.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 11: I will always have a special bottom my.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Heart for Hue.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 8: I want to know why?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 11: Because they were the exclusive store that had the ninety
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 11: four WWF green card. Has b figure.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 8: You'll do it?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: I mean I knew that. I just want to see
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: if you knew. All right, so there you why the
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: oh dude, I bought them all?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: I bought them all.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't buy the one.
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  Speaker 11: Two three kids were two thousand dollars.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: Damn and then hammered hank. Anything you'd like to mention
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  Speaker 2: before I let you go.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 11: We we should marry Christmas. We we should marry Christmas.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 11: Wish you're marry Christens in the happy New Year.
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  Speaker 2: Don't forget to check out the Hammer and Hang podcast with.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 11: Ryan Hoppy, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: All right, there they are all right boys, Thank you
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  Speaker 3: so much Happy holidays and we'll talk to you next year.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 11: You buddy, are good?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: What show is next? Hang on SOCO Sports with the
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Gee Jeff Guse Yeah, Hey, what's good? Jeff g what up?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: And good morning? What do you show? Let's start with
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: our Dodgers this morning.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 19: They got their closer yesterday, Edwin Diaz coming over from
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 19: the Mets sixty nine million dollar deal and Woody Show
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 19: he's got one of the best bullpen walk out songs ever.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 19: I cannot wait to hear those trumpets at Dodger Stadium.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 19: It's gonna be a movie. And more importantly, we finally
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 19: have a legit closer, which is something we did not
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 19: have last year. Moving on to the NBA Lakers back
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 19: on the court tonight versus the Spurs.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: It is a knockout round of the NBA Cup.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 19: NHL Dux beat the Penguins last night in a shootout,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 19: so Leo calls him first down for a chance to
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 19: give him the league.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: He scores.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 18: Please.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't sound too excited. Those must have been
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: the Penguins announcers.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 19: NFL Rams playoff tickets on sale this morning at ten
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 19: am and last mining at least this morning since we're
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 19: talking NFL. Former Chargers first round pick Quinton Jammer admitted
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 19: on social media to playing drunk in a bunch of
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 19: games on twenty eleven.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: He said, quote true story.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 19: In twenty eleven, I played completely s face drunk in
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 19: at least eight games. Now apparently he was going through
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 19: a divorce at that time, so I kind of get it.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 19: I mean, people in this building come to work drunk
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 19: for way less reasons than that.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: SoCal Sports. All right, Jeff say, Greg comes to work
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: half drunk at least every day. Yeah, it's wearing off
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: by the time I got here, And can't you another
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: new hour? My name is whatdy? That's Greg Gory Highway
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Menace is here, Gina Grand We got Sea Bass?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Sammy, good morning. We got Morgan bones are
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: open eight seven seven four. What he text us over
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: to two to nine eight seven tis this season? Now,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: we had a we had a visit last year by
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Old Saint Dick. Yeah, that is a Sea Bass, you know,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: like a secret Santa, a not so secret Santa, just
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: spreading joy and gifts everywhere. Huh yeah yeah, and so
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: uh he's back again this year. It's the return of
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: Old Saint Dick, but this time he has a he's
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: adjusted his approach. Yeah, because this is really a sign
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: of the times. Yes, yeah, and so Old Saint Dick
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: is now using AI.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: I went on to AI and I said, hey, AI,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: give me personalized and specific gift recommendations for each member
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: of the Woody Show, so that I Old Saint Dick
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: can go ahead and use my hard earned money to
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: buy for them because I respect and love them so much.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Let's start. Huh, this is the quote perfect Christmas gift
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: idea for Greg Gory. Okay, what kind of prompt did
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: you put in there?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: So I said, give me the perfect Christmas gift for
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory from the Woody Show and AI, which.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: We'll hear about here in a second. Well, no, no, Greg,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: it gives me a list. Not only does it describe you,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: it gives me like a paragraph about you and then
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: explains why from that paragraphs It's so, it says Greg Gory,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: the posh voiced powerhouse behind the Woody Shows, seamless production
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: that means like voiceover and stuff, which I don't do
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: that sorry.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: AI brings that deep, distinctive baritone to everything from traffic
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: reports to savage banter. Greg Gory is all about yard work,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: plull side chills, yes yes, home renos, real estate flips,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: and has pitbull Kelly.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: Wow, it's better than humans.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: Very specific for Christmas. These gifts lean into his laid
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: back luxuries and hands on hobbies. So here's what it
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: gave me, A list of like five things I got
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: here some way. They offered for you a Napa Valley
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: Wine Country tool set.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: So it has nothing to do with wine. It's just
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: a toolkit from from.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: So like a little but like I guess, it has
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: like a little wine opener thing built into the top.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: Obviously I didn't buy that one.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 8: That sounds great.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: A custom dog necklace tag for.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 8: Alle that would be pretty damn cue.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Now would she have too many dog tags or custom
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: dog She.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 8: Only has two at the moment.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: She just has body bags.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 11: Ye.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: Did you didn't you make her a custom Gucci?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: I will not take credit for that. Mario made and
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: it was like a Gucci belt. It was a Gucci
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: belt turned into a dog collar and it's gorge In
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: case you forgot they were gay, you have to know.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: And now here's what I got again, inspired by AI
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: for Greg Gory, Old Dixie Bass. Here a personalized leather
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: bound gardening journal.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: You can journal about so you can be organized about it.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Ai even tells me why this is perfect for Greg Gory. Okay,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: it's for the guy who geeks out on yard projects.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Shots down, Reno notes, plant ideas for even Callie's walking route.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: That says, brilliant ideas I had while gardening. It's like
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: a wooden pen.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 8: Memory stular Greg.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: I think that is actually something that Greg would appreciate.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 8: That it exists.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's not to take notes about gardening. It's
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: about like picky things I think of while I'm.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 8: Gardening, because you have all that time to think.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking at it like aesthetically, it screams Greg.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: It's very nice authentically.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 8: It has embossed flowers and that little the little thing
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: brilliant ideas I had about guarding the pennis and.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: Greg does like a good pen. Yeah, dear Diary, thank
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: you very much. What else you got in that bag?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Perfect gift ideas for Menace from the wood. All right,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: this is where I goes a little sideways. It starts
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: off as this Javier Menace real name Javier Romero.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Look at is the ultimate hype because remember a long
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: time ago, Menace is trying to pronounce the the name Havier,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: and he said, well, just reading exactly, Menace is the
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: ultimate hype man with a flair for food obsessions, celebrity
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: gossip at the walking challenge is true, and turning his
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: birthday month into a full blown adventure. Ok Okay, yeah, okay.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Here's the three of the gift ideas from Ais. A
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: mystery text engraved key chain or wallet insert. Okay, mystery
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: text engraved key chain or wallet insert?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: It says it's perfect for Menace because this is a
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: callback to his cryptic on air bits.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we don't understand what this is sometimes the
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: same way we don't understand what he's trying to say,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: is okay, I got it?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: Might say you might again, this is something you might
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: print on a piece of and put it in your
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: wallet or keychain. What's MENACE's next move?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 17: All right?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 8: Unique?
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: Or this other gift a portable bluetooth speaker with karaoke
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: mike Okay, karaoke amp up Friday Joki surprises for pool parties,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: walks or for belting show anthem for when Greg needs
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: backup vocal Okay, alright, alright, I hate it or the
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: thing I actually did get from AI a gourmet Hot
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: Sauce subscription by picture Menace hyping this up on air,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: saying this Hot Sauce set just ghosted my taste buds,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: calling now with your reactions. Hot Sauce Tour from Puerto Rico, Mexico,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: Australia and Coupa.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: So I like that, Thank you. I like Craig's book,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: and that that was all we eventually got there for Menace.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 8: Menace doesn't by the way, he got me forty.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so yeah, all right, So we're gonna we're
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: gonna check back in with Old Saint Dick. My sack
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: is overflowing. He just has so much responsibility that AI.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: He's kind of leaning on him now a little bit
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: to try to help out with you know, reduced.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: All right, So we'll see what else that Old Saint
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: Dick has for us, and that big old sack coming
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: up here the next time The Wood Show. Hang on
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: what be considered a preservative genetically.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 11: Modified genetically modified.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: Menace origin Maybe yes, that's exactly right.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: The show.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: The Wood Show, and he is coming right down the
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: chimney Old Saint Dick Sea Mass Sea Bass clause.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: He's leaning on AI this year, as most people are.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: They're leaning on an I more and more.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: So in Old Saint Dick's sack over there, he pulled
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: out a nice gardening journal for Greg Gory and he
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: loves the pen.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, depend is depend is great. And I think I'll
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 8: journal all next year. And then at the end of
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 8: the year.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: World and then uh a, I had a hard time
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: in Menace apparently in Miami, and then uh and then
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: it ended up coming up with something pretty decent. It
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: had the Hot Sauce Sampler.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: World box, worldwide flights, Yeah, flight of different hot sauces,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: which you know Menace is a big fan of hot sauces.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know most people named you know, Javie
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: javer Ramera would be uh. And then next up inside
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: Old Saint Dick's sack, what do you got there?
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: These are the AI perfect gifts for Sammy Marinos this Christmas.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: If you recall last year, Sammy got an official custom
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: official Barbie Stanley bux we gift to somebody. Wait, didn't
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: you have to do something.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 8: To earn that?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 15: To do math.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: That's right, all right, So this is what AI says
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: about Sammy. Says Sammy, she's the sharp witted executive producer
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: of the Woodi Show, known for her thick skin. Okay, sorry,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: I love entertainment news. I guess yeah, she does. What
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: good reason there.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: She's got a playful side too, I think humorous stories
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: about disastrous states and her Jewish heritage. Okay, So here's
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: some of the options that AI gave me. A custom
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: four day work week mug or T shirt. Also not here,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: she made a song.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I knows that.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess well that's where it popped up
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: because it searches. It's AI searches more than just text now,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: it goes through every oh my god, yea, all that
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: So it says a cheeky callback to the hilarious music
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: video parody she started the ideal for her producer life
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: wrangling Woodi's chaos.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for a person who is not a big singer
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: to have a music videos pretty this is Sammy four
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: day work week.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: She did this for the last show that she worked.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 13: It was Fordation drinking too much booze because I know
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 13: in five hours I'll.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Be feeling the blue.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 13: This is a week it's about to start in the
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 13: thought of Monday morning.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 11: Is making me farm.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: It's about this time. I'm watching Game up thrown. The
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: weekend is over and I start to drown. I forgot
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: why I forgot that Gina had never heard this. Yeah,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: there's there's a.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: Video Christmas for me.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: There's a video. Yeah, yeah, like everyone doesn't watch the
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: dish nation.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 13: Was totally lady say, but really is it? The male
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 13: guy is out getting high a dozen, the h R
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 13: lady is posting paper severcat's nasting frozen but what.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: A quarter of three?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 8: Four day were?
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so Rachel Black.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 13: This was during that time of the back of Black,
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 13: which is why the producers came up with this and
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 13: had the song written and all of that.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 6: And it was also during the what does the Fox say?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Time period? And so the fox is in the.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: Music video with me.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: Very fun So check it out. It's a Sammy Marina
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: four day work week. And you say it's not on
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: the air anymore.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: All right, Okay, so that's what it's a four day
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: work week, mug right, okay, or a subscription to Entertainment Weekly.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, because she likes entertainment news apparently addicted or this
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: is the thing I actually got you from AI.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: It says Sammy Marina from The Woody Show would absolutely
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: love a Star of David necklace. Wow, said, this is
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: a defined folks at Rehobeth.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 7: Is that right?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: Is a place in Maine.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 8: I think fashion jewelry.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 15: This is weird.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know, so this is I don't know why
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: they did this. Whatever company in China made this. So
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: it's a star day. It's a silver star David. In
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: the middle of the Star of David is a cross.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: Oh okay.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of people's homeland, you know.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: Wow, a lot of represent both religious. It was great.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: At first I was going to get it, buy it
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: for me, but I'm good.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: It was a little with Jesus.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 6: It's like coexist, like appropriating culture.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: No, especially these across in it. Jesus is from Nazareth,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: right you Wow? That is stunning.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where did I do?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: Jesus is the reason for the season.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: You know, it's a conversation starter. What is happening?
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 6: Confusing?
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, all right, so old Saint Dick, we have
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: Ai Santa Claus ideas here.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: And let's not forget Woody from The Woody Show. This
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: is ais again. These are perfect, perfect gifts, so it
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: can't be better. Based on Wood's long radio career, his
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: self deprecating humor about immaturity and negativity, and his famously
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: picky yet comfort loving food palates, He's all about simple
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: indulgences like chicken, palm, peanut butter, yes, and avoiding anything adventurous.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: This is true.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 8: This is all very good.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: He geeks out over low brown joys. Also true, So
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: it should feel authentic, unpretentious, and maybe even poke fun
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: at his own quirks. Here's the options from AI, a
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: vintage Pittsburgh radio memborabilia set, including a custom replica of
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: his high school.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: Radio station mic stand. What what he was a high
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: school radio DJ. Yeah, somebody has that somewhere. Yeah, they
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: thinking like, I mean, it's called a mic flag where
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: the logos on.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: Oh no, we didn't have those. He had the stand
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: so like the mic arm or something like that. But
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: it was just like a regular spring.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: It says, I should engrave it with something that says
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: from late night shifts to morning chaos.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, I always wondering how that place of the mall
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: stayed in business things remembered. Yeah, so you just get
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: they had a bunch of stuff.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: You can get engraved so anything anything rebox, yeah, or
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: I could get you from AI. Here it says, a
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: private chicken palm cooking class for two.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 11: You'd love that.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: Chicken.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 8: You'll eat it. He will go to the class to
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 8: How hard is that? I mean, come on, it's labor intensive.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: It is labor intensive because it's still simple. The dredging
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 5: and yeah, the dredging, all right, or this I dread
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: the dredging. Top AI recommendation for what He's Christmas gift
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: a custom peanut butter emergency kid.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: Trade. Apparently it thinks you loved peanut butter for some reason.
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  Speaker 2: Peanut butters, it says. What this says. The best way
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  Speaker 2: to do it is to get a deluxe engraved wood
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  Speaker 2: gift box with a radio booth on it. Of course
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  Speaker 2: peuter stocked with peanut butter.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I didn't do that because that'd be way expensive
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  Speaker 5: and stupid. But I did get you a box of
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: custom Buckeyes milk chocolate peanut butter.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, guys are so good.
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  Speaker 3: It's a it's a ball of peanut butter covered in
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: chocolate surrounded by damn lucky the actual nuts which you
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  Speaker 3: will see on the head.
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  Speaker 8: So good.
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  Speaker 2: I love my stepmother. That's one of the things that
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: she makes for for christ And they look just like this.
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  Speaker 8: Look at that. I like how when there was a
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  Speaker 8: golfer in your life, everything has to be golf themed.
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  Speaker 8: Everything on Woody's list engraved with the radio station.
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  Speaker 2: It says.
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  Speaker 5: It really goes into how much do you like? There's
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: like three paragraphs about how much you like peanut butter
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  Speaker 5: on here.
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  Speaker 2: They are good, of course, thank you, Wow, thank you broadcast. Okay,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: that's actually kind of true live from three to ten am.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, a little coffee. He says these are
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: good for midlife crisis management.
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  Speaker 5: I will say that's one thing I don't like about
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: AI is it's like that cheeky, like reader's digest humor.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: It's always beaten, peppy.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like your but bunk guys are good.
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  Speaker 5: I just finished the box. There were only six, and
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: I gave you you don't know what I want to
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: know what real quickly? What Morgan's gift ideas? Oh yeah,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 5: it just wants you me to buy you socks. AI
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: is on it it's like fifteen different types of socks
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: you can buy and then sell the perfect.
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  Speaker 2: I'm got something here for Gena if we want to last.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, so old Saint Dick AI Santa Ideas.
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  Speaker 2: This is based on.
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  Speaker 5: Gina Grad's dynamic career as a sharp witted radio host
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: and her voiceover work. Here are five thoughtful Christmas gifts
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  Speaker 5: that blend her a professional flare and no holds barred personality.
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  Speaker 5: Oh number one from AI a custom Gina ism neon sign.
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  Speaker 11: So this is.
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  Speaker 2: It just says well, this is a customer ne on
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  Speaker 2: so with one of her classic lines like choke. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: she does. Like somebody actually mentioned that on the after
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  Speaker 2: hours voicemail.
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  Speaker 10: Hey guys, sn oh my god, listening to the podcast
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  Speaker 10: right now. Gina, Gina, Gina, good god, Gina, Oh my god.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 10: I I hold choks tea. I hate shock tea. You
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 10: know what she doesn't hate. She doesn't hate saying the
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 10: word chok yo at least once a week.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 11: Chalk this whimsy this Paddy wal is this.
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  Speaker 4: Done that a long time?
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 7: I'm out a lots of words.
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  Speaker 10: Uh love you guys, seeing what you do.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 11: Sea Vestals.
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  Speaker 2: He's got, he's gone pretty good years would be.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 9: So I'm talking about the kind of gifts I don't
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 9: want for Christmas.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: Whimsy? What was the other one? He said they can
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: use that.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: I gotta bring that back.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 8: That one.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a that's a gal word.
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  Speaker 5: AI has None of these. AI says Gina's slogans would
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: be that's a felony in thirty eight states.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, or you're always saying that.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: Her classic saying I'm a childless dog mom mom, and
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: I'm thriving.
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  Speaker 5: None, none of those three, okay, so a, I says, okay,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: So I didn't get that neon signed. AI says Gina
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: would also like a vined street Fighter arcade cabinet. She
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: did a one voice on a street Fighter game. Well
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: I'm Rose, right, Oh that's right.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: Not one of the original street Fighter two boys, then.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: A street Fighter I think started at four, right, so.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: One of the later versions.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: If you play one of those games, the character Rose
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: is voiced by Gina. Yeah, yeah, so I wonder what Ever,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: here's what I actually got you, Gena. According to AI,
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: it says Gina would love to, in her honor, adopt.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: A rescue dog. Oh wow, sponsor a rescue dog, ideally
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: a French bulldog, a no kill shelter game nice then center,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: it's this is what it says. Send her a huge
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: gift basket with a dog's photoop don't some dog tag
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: necklace and a framed adoption certificate. Certificates but the best
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: dogs ever. They don't have French bulldogs at shelter.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: You don't kill those.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: I know they five minutes.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: This is okay?
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 15: Can I be real?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: It does look fake?
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: It's a I RT.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: But if this isn't Sea Bass, is this true?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: I will pay for a dog to get rescued and
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: adopted in Gena's name. I need to find out how
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: to do it.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'll donate to the SPCA about that. No
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: find the dog.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 9: If you really, if you really do this, starting getting
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 9: I'm getting choked up for real that I really hope
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 9: you do seems legitimately.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 18: I am, I am.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have guessed.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 4: Thank you AI L to save a dog in my name,
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 4: can I.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't think you cared that much.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 8: You're going to get it any day now.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: You have it, By the way, I anyone has a
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: link for that, send it to us on the text
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: over to nine eight seven, same Dick everybody? Yeah, yeah, Sammy,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: how did Jewish.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: Mass like Woody gotten nicer over the years? Low te
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: anyone last over to ninety seven more what he shows next?
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show? You know, rent for a year. Well,
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: we're not, We're not going to.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 4: Bankrupt.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: Maybe we could do that at some point. I mean,
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: you know, we just did a trip to Dubai, you guys, Yeah,
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: so we know it can be spent. Yeah, but we
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: couldn't do that every morning, for example. But yeah, pretty
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: cool when you're getting something like that paid off.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: Morgan. By the way, somebody on the after hours voicemail
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: let us something for you.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 18: I wanted to congratulate Morgan on paying off her car notes.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 18: Congrat girl. I just did that too, you know what
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 18: I'm saying. But Morgan, I think you should start putting
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 18: the amount you were paying towards your car note into savings.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 18: So that way you'll just keep growing your savings and
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 18: next time you have car issues or if you need
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 18: to replace your vehicle, you'll have the cash available on hand.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: Some responsible advice, right there? Another pair of boxing shoes. No,
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: I don't right now.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 6: I put five dollars from every paycheck in my savings okay,
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 6: something right? Okay, now this money paying my rind it easier?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, a little breathing right between that and in the
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: sock money. Yeah, she's got coming in.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 6: I will say, business boom.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 8: In the mansion hopefully.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: By the way, how are people reaching out to you
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: for the the thing?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 6: I'm still going through dms on Instagram and I'm realizing
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 6: I should probably not do that. It feels against the
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 6: rules with Instagram rules.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 17: I don't know.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 6: I'm just scared to get and band again.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 8: What they won't know won't hurt?
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: How does that work?
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 8: Is that like a thing?
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 6: I don't think so, but I'm doing hundreds of st
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 6: I told.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: Her, dude, just go to squarespace dot com and make
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: a website. I looked in Shopify and then you can
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: probably put a link in your Instagram or something. Yeah, ta,
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: Shopify might be a little too advanced for what you're
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: trying to do. Yeah, exactly. You want something that you
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: don't want to because the Shopify thing that'll cost you money.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: You want to pay for it square Space right?
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: All right, there you go. I'll help you pimp your Instagram.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 6: At Morgan victory at Morgan.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: See now, that would make a perfect gift right there
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: of Morgan's dirty ass.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 6: So yeah, used to whatever extent you want?
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: All right more when he shows next, hang on millions
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: like straight up, you guys are idiots? Still right back
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 8: I don't care about your feelings.
• 1:43:57
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• 1:44:01
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• 1:44:02
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• 1:44:04
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• 1:44:09
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• 1:44:12
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• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: didn't because we were off of the platform for some
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: way of the year. Anyway, today, thanks again to Hammer
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: and Hank and half Bay our final conversation with them
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: of twenty twenty five Woodies Show, Crossfire Radio's most immature
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  Speaker 3: game guests whose Gas, some very thoughtful ideas from old
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: Saint Dick. Even Sea bass Clause is now using AI.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: You know AI has infiltrated the holiday gift giving season.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: We had that trending news headlines that more on the
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  Speaker 3: up for you tomorrow a pre Friday, very exciting. Greg
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: and Sea Bass are gonna have a review of Wicked
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  Speaker 3: to the new Wicked.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: What's it called? Wicked good? Wicked Wicked good nice, and
• 1:45:01
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• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory party words of wisdom please.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, for anybody putting antlers on their cars, we're not stupid,
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 8: we know their cars, not staring.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: The other thing I've noticed, and again just an observation,
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: feel free to take a look for yourself.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and tell me that I'm wrong.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: I've noticed the people that have the antlers on the
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: car also have either a handicapped placard or a license plate.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: Check it out for yourself. Causation, correlation, I you know,
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: just something I've noticed.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: Take a look for you, so we'll take note.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: I thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: much for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: time this morning. You know we'd love it to appreciate
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: you for that. The rest of you guys could suck
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: it back here on Thursday. Have a great day, SMD
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: double M.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: Your mom's a bitch, you was a bitch, and happy Holidays.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: All you host is bitches.