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Passive aggressively telling Ally not to speed · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: What day is this?
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  SPEAKER_00: I know it's a little wonky.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's Wednesday, which is great.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we're good.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the the sky was beautiful this morning.
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  SPEAKER_01: It ain't gonna last.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was so you know, I looked at the weather.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're not gonna get rain until overnight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh I thought it was supposed to start earlier than overnight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, like later tonight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Most of today should be all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I looked hour by hour.
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  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't even until like midnight tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: That'll be all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was the first thing I looked at this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I was having a scot-free moment.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, girl.
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  SPEAKER_00: I woke up and it was literally the first thing I looked at.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't even know why.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't have anything planned.
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  SPEAKER_01: We had heard about it, you know, that something was coming today.
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  SPEAKER_01: So hey, the longer it pushes back, that's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Today's the last soccer practice for the season.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it's uh parents first kids.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm going to sit out this round.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you think?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I gotta stop pretending I'm 25.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: But we're gonna have a little party.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought you were gonna stop that before.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't stop.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's that's my problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're like me in concerts.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm like, oh, wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh wait, there's there's a game?
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me jump in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but not with other adults.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not with other adults.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, wait, I can play against kids.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I have a shot to win.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I have a shot to get injured.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, but so I'm gonna do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But we're having a little feast tonight up there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, everybody's bringing something.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and you won't be eating any of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Little party, uh, you know, uh nice, nice little kind of wrap-up, and then one final game Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Some nice uh cat hair buffalo chicken chicken wing dip?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I think we're doing like who does buffalo chicken wing dip in the summer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I could eat it anytime.
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  SPEAKER_00: God no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I could eat it on my scrambled eggs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, doesn't that sound delicious?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know about that one.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't even like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: So don't even I don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: It it it tickles my mouth.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's too much like cream cheese or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's the best part.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, what are you guys gonna have?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, well, if somebody's bringing a sheep pizza, somebody's bringing watermelon, I'm bringing drinks.
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  SPEAKER_01: I gotta go to the old Samuel's club later.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so this is this is stuff that's like pretty much pre-made.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, nobody's making a cat hair banana bread.
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  SPEAKER_01: Except Shelly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shelly might.
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  SPEAKER_00: You never know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shelly's the grandma, one of the grandmas of the team.
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  SPEAKER_01: She might.
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  SPEAKER_00: I figured it would be like, you know, hot dogs, hamburgers.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not whipping out a grill up there.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I haven't done one of those in forever, but you're right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's usually like juice boxes, yeah, uh, string cheese.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, apples, uh, watermelon, because that's an easy one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which I won't eat because I hate watermelon.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: So basically uh a couple slices of pizza.
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  SPEAKER_00: Somebody grab a cantaloupe for me.
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  SPEAKER_00: A couple slices of pizza for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I texted.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's fun watching the kids do it, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's everything that they love.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, get them real sticky with that watermelon.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, can you?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, they have to they have to shower anyway when they get home.
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  SPEAKER_00: You would think, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, last game, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes, you would think.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I mean, do they really sweat at this point?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh oh, they've they've uh there's been a few games they've poured it on where they've come in.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Kevin, you are going straight to the shower when you get home.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, don't even stop at the door, just walk right in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And plus they're just getting like dirty grass stains, all that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: I texted you something that I really needed to talk about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I understand this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm I'm waiting to hear that you received another ticket yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did not receive another ticket.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm impressed.
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  SPEAKER_00: But a couple weeks ago, I was questioning what the mile per hour age was on Denison Parkway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, did that light up the text line?
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody's like, Allie, it's 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: You were like, oh, it's 45.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did not say 45.
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  SPEAKER_01: You said 40.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, I think I said 35.
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  SPEAKER_00: 35.
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  SPEAKER_01: You started at 40 and then you dropped it down because you were feeling a little ashamed.
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  SPEAKER_01: I remember this.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then all of a sudden everyone said, no, Denison Park is definitely 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then I went home that day and I think I go, oh, that's right.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: Because and you had even referenced this.
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  SPEAKER_00: When you're coming from Elmira to Corning and you come into Corning off of like 352, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_01: You go over the bridge.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: There used to be a cop that would always sit there, and that's where it drops down to 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ding ding ding.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, now I remember.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, now, and I don't know if it's because of our show, but I swear to God, it's because of our show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, right as you come down and you're right in front of Duncan, you know Duncan and Dennis.
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  SPEAKER_00: They have one of those huge signs that say 30 miles per hour.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've seen it.
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  SPEAKER_00: With the like, it registers your speed.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was never there before.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they're they're like, let's see if we can't remind this girl.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I I swear to God, why else would it be there?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is your relationship with the chief of police.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I'm gonna get her.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's so funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get her.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, first of all, she better not get me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not get you in the ticket sense.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I'm gonna get her.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna prove the point.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that I can understand.
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  SPEAKER_00: But no, I've done her a nice, free, free favor for the past four years.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that sounds like bribery.
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  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lock her up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, lock her up.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I've seen that.
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  SPEAKER_01: They also have one of those right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, it's over by tags.
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  SPEAKER_01: I noticed this where it's, you know, it's one of those mobile trailers that the the sheriffs pull out, you know, when they want to like monitor speed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, on the back of it, really huge.
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  SPEAKER_00: It says City of Corning Police.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and this one, what I believe on 352 by Tags over by the park there, because you do drop from 55 to 45 right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: I believe it takes a picture of you if you're going too fast, which means Smile.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's exactly what I mean.
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  SPEAKER_01: Smile you've been had.