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Kylie Brakeman Picks Her Favorite AOAOAOA Episodes: An Artists on Artists Video Marathon · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys, welcome. This is our another one of our
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  Speaker 1: favorite episode. It's an episode, it's a favorite episode clip marathon. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is my favorites.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Kylie. I'm on the podcast. If you don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Me, I'm genuinely dying to know your favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, is gonna be great.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea what you picked.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, this first one.
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  Speaker 2: She gets nervous.
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  Speaker 1: No, I just had to remember what order I put
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  Speaker 1: them in. Okay, this first one is actually kind of recent.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little recent. It's within the Dynasty walls. This happened,
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  Speaker 1: and it is thematic. It is about thematic. It is
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  Speaker 1: about Oscar voters. Yes, it is Academy Award voters. And
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  Speaker 1: really it was like right after the nominations had just dropped,
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  Speaker 1: and we were like, who actually votes for these things?
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  Speaker 1: And we just decided to be unwell, yes.
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  Speaker 2: What does the pope say? What does the pope say?
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  Speaker 4: And also actually I think we're in this exact seating
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  Speaker 4: if you guys are, but it's all connected.
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  Speaker 1: We're sending you messages.
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  Speaker 4: Because I can't ever forget the feeling of sitting right here.
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  Speaker 4: When Angela goes into Bitch Nanny, that.
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  Speaker 1: Is you have to see by.
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  Speaker 2: That is following the rules of improper that broke every
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  Speaker 2: single thing.
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  Speaker 4: But it is so beautiful and human in the way
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  Speaker 4: that just somebody out of this blue being like this
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  Speaker 4: nanny is a bitch. You were talking about.
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  Speaker 1: That he was understanding what a nanny is.
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  Speaker 2: Just watch all of our faces be like, wait, this
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  Speaker 2: has nothing to do with anything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so good, you're gonna love it. After that
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  Speaker 5: one's really good. Yeah, join Patreon as well.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we also have an Oscar draft on the Patreon
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  Speaker 1: that is tied to this, so yes, join the Patreon
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  Speaker 1: for more. But roll that clip.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. Today,
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  Speaker 6: it's that time of the year. Yes, it's Oscar season.
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  Speaker 6: But who decides who wins the Oscars? Well, today we
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  Speaker 6: sit down with the people who do.
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  Speaker 4: They say, I'd like to thank the Academy, But who
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  Speaker 4: is it they're thinking, Well, we talked to four of
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  Speaker 4: the members of the American Society of Motion Picture Arts
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  Speaker 4: and Science is also known by other names that are
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  Speaker 4: more correct. To see what they do to pick who
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  Speaker 4: they want to be the best of every category at
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  Speaker 4: the Academy Awards.
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  Speaker 1: Choosing a Best Picture is like choosing a name for
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  Speaker 1: a baby or a Nobel Peace Prize. It's a decision
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  Speaker 1: with lasting ramifications that should be taken very seriously.
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  Speaker 3: What do they do? How do they sound like we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna find out today. Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it feels good to be here with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: So it feels wonderful. I love this time of year.
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  Speaker 1: I really it's Christmas for us. Christmas for us. When
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  Speaker 1: our f y C packages arrive in the mail and
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  Speaker 1: I get a big, juicy screenplay to the movie Hidden Figures,
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  Speaker 1: that is the time. Yes, they still say there's a
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  Speaker 1: clerical error. I'm still getting a lot from Hidden Figures.
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  Speaker 2: Hidden Figures sent me a beach ball last week.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies, it's not gonna work, ladies.
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  Speaker 2: It's not gonna work, ladies.
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  Speaker 3: Maths hard.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what we're saying. We were saying that at all.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: FYC?
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  Speaker 4: For those who might not know, because you're not us,
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  Speaker 4: FYC means for your consideration. And there's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: packets we get, there's a lot of DVDs, we get pamphlets,
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  Speaker 4: and sometimes they give us literally free gas let's.
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  Speaker 2: Explain what it's like to be an Academy member. Let's
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  Speaker 2: talk about it.
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  Speaker 6: So basically, what happens during the season is movies want
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  Speaker 6: to win Oscars, and how they do that is one
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  Speaker 6: make a good Oscar movie, but two try to lightly
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  Speaker 6: bribe us and convince us with all the free things
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  Speaker 6: they sent us.
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  Speaker 5: But even before that, it's when a screenwriter loves a
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  Speaker 5: director so much that they make the decision to bring
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  Speaker 5: a movie into this world.
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  Speaker 2: We love movies. Do you guys remember the first time,
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  Speaker 2: maybe one of your your big brother or big sister
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  Speaker 2: in the Academy explained to you how movies were made.
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  Speaker 1: Ouse I remember Cloris Leachman took me under her wing
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  Speaker 1: and she said, I want to show you something.
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  Speaker 3: I thought they came in on the stork.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: No, No.
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  Speaker 1: A movie is made when a union is so strong
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  Speaker 1: that everyone comes together and says this is what we want.
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  Speaker 1: The studio says, you know, I consent, The director says
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  Speaker 1: I consent, the actors they all consent, and then a
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  Speaker 1: movie is made and we get to vote on it. Beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: you know, beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Some of my favorite movies were actually made in a
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  Speaker 2: dark alley on a dangerous night, no kind of Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, should we go around?
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  Speaker 5: What about that year that your daughter was getting married.
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  Speaker 5: So you just said, tell me what films didn't have
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  Speaker 5: firm film permits, and I'll just vote for those.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that's what I did. You were too busy,
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  Speaker 2: I said, just tell me which one didn't have permit, which,
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  Speaker 2: I said, tell me which ones we're rogue, tell me
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  Speaker 2: which ones are shot on an iPhone?
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  Speaker 4: And then Scores said, I used to iPhone. I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: probably to make phone calls. But I'm talking about to
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  Speaker 4: make a movie.
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  Speaker 2: Because your daughter. Because your daughter is getting married. You know,
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  Speaker 2: when your daughter's getting married, you can't do anything else.
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  Speaker 2: You just have no time for anything your daughter's married. Okay, wait,
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  Speaker 2: I want to go around. I want to I want
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  Speaker 2: to get our names. But I was wondering, maybe we
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  Speaker 2: don't give our names, and so maybe we all give
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  Speaker 2: a code name.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I want to still go to Earth Cafe.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta keep being able to go sort.
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  Speaker 1: Of a code of honor thing. It's a hip a thing.
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  Speaker 1: We cannot reveal our identities lest we be corrupted. But
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  Speaker 1: I will say.
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  Speaker 5: This, I think a lot of people think like, what
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  Speaker 5: is it just a bunch of old people voting.
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  Speaker 3: We used to make movies too, remember.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, And we don't just vote for we vote for president.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't have to apply voted community polls.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we're not just voting for this. We we
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  Speaker 1: do lots of other things.
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  Speaker 6: There everything Instagram story that has an A or B option.
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  Speaker 6: I am clicking the boys it's write in.
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  Speaker 1: I hiss and I scream. I don't do the right in.
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  Speaker 4: We have to apply to be members of the Yes,
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  Speaker 4: the members of the Academy are formed by people from
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  Speaker 4: all over.
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  Speaker 2: Right, It's it's actors, it's writers, it's directors, and then
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  Speaker 2: it's people who do other stuff on movies. We don't
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  Speaker 2: talk to I've never talked to a crew person in mind. No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't look, honey, I don't live below the line.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's not because they're poor. It's what you call
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  Speaker 2: a production. Below the line and above the line, we
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  Speaker 2: can't go into it.
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  Speaker 1: It is also the below the line of Franklin Avenue.
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  Speaker 2: We don't live there, and honestly, below the line of
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  Speaker 2: just the grid on the excel sheet when they send
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  Speaker 2: out the call sheet. That's what I'm talking about it's
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  Speaker 2: a specific line, which one it is?
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  Speaker 3: I remember physical call sheets call me crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I do too. I think still there's still physical.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy. I remember because you had that accident.
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  Speaker 2: And you're a voter. Okay, let's go around fake names
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  Speaker 2: to be okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I've been thinking about this. I thought, I
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  Speaker 1: know you sent a little text to us earlier to
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  Speaker 1: be to be like, let's physical text, you physical physical text,
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  Speaker 1: a letter yes through I would like to be known
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  Speaker 1: as Madam Webb. I am. I do not want anyone
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  Speaker 1: to know my real name. I here too, form will
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  Speaker 1: be known as Madam web Let's just say I produced
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  Speaker 1: some movies about forty years ago, and then I came
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  Speaker 1: into some money and I said, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do this anymore. So I, Madam Webb, got into you know,
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  Speaker 1: I applied. I'm in the academy and now I've been
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  Speaker 1: voting ever since the La La Land here that was.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about La La Land. It's kind of the
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  Speaker 2: one big thing we can talk.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind.
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  Speaker 2: I want to know where we where this crew stands,
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  Speaker 2: who voted for what? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I thought that it was my fault when
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  Speaker 1: I watched the TV. I don't know if anyone felt.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're involved in something, you think, oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: that must have been must have been me. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: feeled out a form wrong and I was the last
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  Speaker 1: vote and suddenly I had to go into therapy for years.
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  Speaker 6: Way to sender it around yourself, that's so important.
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  Speaker 2: I like that, Madame Webb. I want to be known
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  Speaker 2: as Captain Falcon. Oh, I love it, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I love Captain Falcon.
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  Speaker 6: Two of my favorite movies this year, The Captain and
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  Speaker 6: The Falcon.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, yes, have you guys seen those movies, The
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  Speaker 2: Captain and the No, I haven't seen those beiful films.
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  Speaker 6: One is out of Peru. Favela in Peru made a
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  Speaker 6: movie called The Captain. It's a beautiful movie. Show one favella,
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  Speaker 6: one favela, one single. So there's a place of Peru
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  Speaker 6: that has a single favela, a single favela beautiful and
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  Speaker 6: then the.
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  Speaker 2: Vella.
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  Speaker 6: They're not French in Peru, but The Falcon was a
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  Speaker 6: French movie, and that's the important thing.
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  Speaker 2: It was a low falcon oon Falcon Falcon.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, love Falcon would be better. But they didn't translate
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  Speaker 6: it right because they were It was a tiny little
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  Speaker 6: village in the south of France, and they made this
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  Speaker 6: movie called The Falcon, all about a boy and his
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  Speaker 6: pet falcon, and it brought me to cheers and tears.
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  Speaker 2: I like to write to cheers and tears.
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  Speaker 6: If I'm cheering and if I'm teering, You've done your
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  Speaker 6: job as a filmmaker.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I love it.
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  Speaker 2: It's wonderful. Thank you, Thank you so Captain Falcon. For me,
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  Speaker 2: it's wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: I do want to know the what you did in
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  Speaker 3: the industry. We'll get to we'll get to it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's go. Let's do a second go round.
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  Speaker 1: You'll do a second go around. I'm a second go around.
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  Speaker 3: I think we have to stay organized.
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  Speaker 2: I think we do. Oh do you want to go next?
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  Speaker 7: You can go?
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  Speaker 8: Oh no, go ahead, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I will. I'm major Pain as well, is my name
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  Speaker 2: to me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to be major pain because I am the
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  Speaker 4: Seawan Baker fan, obviously, but also I'm a fan of comedies.
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  Speaker 4: I have been voting ever since I got to vote
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  Speaker 4: for Kevin Klein in nineteen eighty six for a fish
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  Speaker 4: called Wanda.
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  Speaker 2: What do you want the best supporting actor?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, come on, let's just say, since I was
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  Speaker 4: a kid, and this is real, I bought a book
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  Speaker 4: when I was seven years old about all the Academy
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  Speaker 4: Award winners, and I read it front to back.
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  Speaker 2: It was just a list. It was just a long list,
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  Speaker 2: and I did read it.
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  Speaker 1: That's like a scam of a book.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I bought it in Barnes and Noble in Arlington,
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  Speaker 4: Texas in nineteen ninety six.
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  Speaker 2: I remember almost everything. Yes, I remember many many years
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  Speaker 2: that two thousand, two thousand and two. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 2: that was a beautiful mind. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you remember too much?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: I don't need to know this stuff. The problem is
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  Speaker 4: my wife doesn't watch movies. My kids don't watch movies.
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  Speaker 4: Not your daughter who's married, my daughter. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: She was so focused on getting married. She gets She said,
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  Speaker 4: I need some space in my brain. She decided to
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  Speaker 4: forgo movies.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that.
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  Speaker 3: I heard that brides don't watch a lot of movies.
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  Speaker 2: No, they don't. And and and that's what I'm hearing.
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  Speaker 4: The executives that Batcats are saying, we're not even advertising
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  Speaker 4: to brides anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I mean you don't know until you
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  Speaker 1: get married, something else takes over your body, and all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden you're thinking about table arrangements and you
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  Speaker 1: cannot watch a single movie. I tried. I opened my
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  Speaker 1: eyes in the theater and nothing happened.
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  Speaker 5: You're looking at Wally and you're like seating arrangement, Wally, Yeah, exactly, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Major paid, I made your pain. Yeah, talk about let's
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  Speaker 2: talk about the accident in your name?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, which one first, I'm gonna go. We'll go with
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  Speaker 5: the pun nickname for me. Let's do baby girl.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, baby girl, baby girl, major Pain Captain, and we
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  Speaker 1: choose the well, I'll I'll.
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  Speaker 3: Go right out and say it.
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  Speaker 5: I used to uh glot hoverglot.
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  Speaker 2: Is that one of those things that's like a wheel
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  Speaker 2: that you stand on?
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, and then I fell. So that's the accident.
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  Speaker 5: And ever since then, I only vote for Emma Stone.
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  Speaker 1: I love for I'm known in.
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  Speaker 5: The Academy as just maybe Emmastone's number one fane.
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  Speaker 3: We can't get out, they can't get me out of here.
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  Speaker 2: She has a nickname right in Rondo, which isn't her
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  Speaker 2: real name, but she's writing at Emma Stone all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Literally my name is writing under her alias is.
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  Speaker 2: Baby girl and her real name is none of the above.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you can't know, but yeah, I had an accident.
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  Speaker 5: And then ever since, I just go for Emma Stone
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  Speaker 5: Best Visual Effects this year, I'm a Frick and Stone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you're a down ballot the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But then sometimes I get tired and I just go
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  Speaker 5: what movie kept me awake the earliest? Or if I
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  Speaker 5: was in a bad mood that day, I didn't like
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  Speaker 5: the movie, so I yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So one of my favorite categories to think about is
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  Speaker 6: you know, what movie kept me awake the earliest?
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's such a.
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  Speaker 6: Profound idea and I think more Academy members should be
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  Speaker 6: holding movies.
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  Speaker 2: To that metric.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, Yeah, what kept me awake the earliest?
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  Speaker 2: What kept me awake the earliest? So what that.
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  Speaker 3: Means is what got me right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I'm a big fan of opening image of a movie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an opening image person.
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  Speaker 5: If it's captivating, I'll say, oh my gosh, Emma Stone
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  Speaker 5: in the favorite that opening image of the Rabbit got me.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's where I disagree.
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  Speaker 4: I always start forty five minutes in, I go, I
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  Speaker 4: pause the movie so it doesn't play, and I pause
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  Speaker 4: it all the way to forty five minutes, and I
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  Speaker 4: play it and I see the opening image of forty
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  Speaker 4: five minutes in the point.
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  Speaker 2: If I like the midpoint, then I'll watch the beginning.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of cinematographers who are voters put it on mute.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and they go, do I.
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  Speaker 3: Know the plot?
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  Speaker 4: Well, here's the secret. A lot of cinematographers I know
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  Speaker 4: don't know how to hook up their bows to their TV.
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  Speaker 6: And you would think bars are hard. I think they do,
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  Speaker 6: but they just can separate department.
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  Speaker 1: Very different skills set.
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  Speaker 2: We must do the second go round?
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  Speaker 1: Us of your alien round.
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  Speaker 3: Remind us of your alias when during the second go round?
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  Speaker 2: And what's the tell us?
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  Speaker 1: Why? You just say?
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  Speaker 3: Why? What you did in the industry?
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  Speaker 1: What you did in the industry, what industry?
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  Speaker 5: I will see talking about cinematographers putting it on mute.
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  Speaker 3: What you did in film?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Educate your vote?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: It like a lot of actors will vote for a
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  Speaker 3: certain way.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Before my accident, I voted a certain way. So yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so it's it's helpful to know.
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  Speaker 1: No, of course, And I you know, I used to
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  Speaker 1: be a producer of films of ladies dancing.
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  Speaker 3: Eighty percent of the guild.
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  Speaker 1: Eighty percent of the guild. Yes, yes, So I used
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  Speaker 1: to make films of you know, tortured ballerinas and and
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  Speaker 1: women breaking their legs on stage. It was, it was,
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  Speaker 1: It had a very specific audience and and at that time,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it was quite popular in certain circles. But
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  Speaker 1: all of that is to say, I my experience at
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  Speaker 1: dancing gave me.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we all have our biases, and I have
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  Speaker 1: a specific code word that if I hear it in
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  Speaker 1: a film I voted best picture.
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  Speaker 2: Oow, interesting, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Such for the filmmaker.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't And I wish I could tell the filmmaker
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  Speaker 1: what it is. I wish I could tell you what
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  Speaker 1: it is. But just know that as soon as I
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  Speaker 1: hear it, that's best picture.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's a sleeper cell word.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: It's a sleeper cell word.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: And I am you don't know the word, and it
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: wins you up earliest.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I wish I knew what it is, madam, forget as
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: soon as it's gone.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: What do you say to the people that would think
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: that's unfair?
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: And maybe not about what the oscars are about where
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: it's not maybe a lottery but more about the best
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: storytelling and an innovative way of using cinema for a medium.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: You know, that's a fair, a fair criticism. But I
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: would say that we all have sleeper words and we
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: don't even know it. We do it when we're voting
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: for president. We do it when we're choosing a Chipotle
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: chicken sandwich. You don't know which word.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Can I just say they did that?
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Finally, I heard all of the Guardian has a McRib.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Waiting years. It's so funny.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: And I would say, please put my tacos on a
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: button and they would say, we.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Can't do that. Chicken, put it together, put it together.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I was throwing my hands on the floor. You have
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: all the ingredients, why not repurpose it? Please? Please, please please.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Make I'm Italian, serve my And they wouldn't do it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't do it. They whined about corporate Oh.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, thank god.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Well, looks like you voted for the sandwich to come
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: in to win best Sandwich, and you pilmmakers just look at.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Me for a second. I want you to make the
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: movie you want to make. Don't think about what we're
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: doing because you don't know the secret word. That's going
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: to trigger me into voting for your film. So do
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: what you think is best.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: You have to know there's a lot of mysteria behind
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: what wins. Sometimes the reason in film one is because
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: a woman who orders a chicken sandwich at Chipotle picked it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I want to say, and I want to say, and
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of misconceptions. Everyone goes, well, you know,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I see the Reddit thread and they try to figure
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: out what your secret word is, what you told me,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: and I want to devote this. You pick a word
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: when you see the title of the movie, So it's
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: different for every movie.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: The word your brain picks a word, Yeah, for the movie,
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: and if the word is said in that movie, you'll choose.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: And I'll spoil I don't want to spoil this. But
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I heard your word for Elvis was persudo.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: It was pershudo.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Well, it seems like you spoiled it. Well, that movie
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: has already been voted and nothing one.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: And listen to filmmakers out there. Don't go put in
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: preshudo in your movies thinking I'm gonna vote for it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: That's not gonna work because I'm gonna change it as
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: soon as I think of the next movie. So if
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: you're set your Sopranos movie at a deli, good luck.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I see right through that. And actually it's gonna trigger
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: my anti word, which is a kill button, which which
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: throws it out of contention. And if I voted for
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: it in any other category, I remove my vote, and
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I burned my ballot, and I request a new one,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: and I start over.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Don't even try it. I don't want to see a
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: movie about it. It'll piss me the hell off.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Never.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: You don't want to see Madam Webb pissed the hell off.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Never. Okay, let's kick their around.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, well, yes, Well what I used to do as
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: if I was a producer as well, and I would
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: try to make the movie that would most likely win
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Best Picture Oscar Baby movie.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, wait, baits whatever I could do to get my hands.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: You don't know. We can smell the base, smell the base.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Every year that the people would see the movie and go,
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: you know what, this is sad enough, but hard enough
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: and general enough to capture my votes.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Wait, can we talk about really quickly what baits you?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Because there are there are certain little cues.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you, yes, I'll tell you you either Emma
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Stone or I forgot either her or out of focus
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: shot with a yes, high pitched noise in the trailer,
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: I am baited.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Wide extended shot one minute long of a worker from
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: far away doing a menial task.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Here's my bait. Here's my bait, Elma. No line at
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: the top, not a big deal, same line set at
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: the end. No, it's a big deal. Wow wow wow,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: yes wow.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: Woman taking depressing bath for me, I am locked.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, depressed a math.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what bats me? Different language?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Oh but different, different language. A couple of parts.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't tell you my favorite different language, different language.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: No subtitles where they say the different language and the
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: person next to them goes, he's saying this kind of like.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: That, and I like my I'll tell you my favorite
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: different language, nave. Why aren't they using nav more? And
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I know they need to bring NOV back from movie.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Look if if they did a movie, if I got
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: to see something like Wicked, but they were using NAV
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: language like Avatar.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: And put her in a bath and ever say bershoota, Yeah, why.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see that film that was going around
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: that they were they were testing? It wasn't it wasn't Wicked.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: It was would you say Wicked? Wicked? Wicked? Did you
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: guys see Wicked? I love Wicked.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I didn't see Wicked. I saw Wicked.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I wonder if it's the same one Wicked.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Because I wouldn't I I don't think i'd vote for Wicket,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: but I would vote for Wicked. And it depends on
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: what what we read?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: What happens in your Wicked? So that you were closer there? Well, no,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I'm saying it the way you say it, but I've
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: said it Wicked. I saw a movie called Wicked.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I think you you may have seen Wicked.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: So tell me what happens in yours?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Which one? Did you vote for? The same thing?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Evans both science or power?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Hm?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: No, Mine was an annoying girl ruins a friend's life.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Okay, so I think you saw the same movie.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You saw the same movie Wicked. How do you spell
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: it Wicked? How do you spell it? W I w I? Okay?
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: People who are choosing best picture, wait.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Wicked, Wicked, Wicket, w I k T. It's different. Okay,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: it's different. I mind you. I don't look at posters.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Posters are the devil.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Their manipulative posters try to make you feel something.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I want to know what's happening in the moon. Okay,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: let's keep going around. What did you owe the second
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: go round? We haven't even have.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: You finished the second goal?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I'll I can't wait for the third.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: We just simply can't wait. Let's spoil what the third
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: wight be if we were to do a third goal?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: What win's best actress for you? Okay, that's the third
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: go round? Centivizes me to finish the second.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, So we have a producer, we have a producer, another.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Producer, and I am a producer. I was a big
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: producer at a studio that won't.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Be named, but but would you give it a code
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: name if you could?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Bisney? I worked for Bisney.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You think kids called the wicket.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I worked for Disney. Let's just call it that because
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of business at Disney. So I worked
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: for Disney. And the thing is, I had a blast
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: over there. I was having so much fun. I was
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: the producer, and I was the main one in charge.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I was in charge of making most of the female
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: characters thicker.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Agent nickname, but not your alias.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I said, let's give them some legs. Please come on,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: let's put some meat on those bones.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: In the dump, dump in the trunk, dump tru trunk.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: The beginning agent is here before dunk in the trunk.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, they didn't like me very much, but I
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: got a lot of stuff done. And I'll say everything
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: that I added actually went straight into wreck at Ralph
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: When me thick that guy's media characters in modern cinema
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: hands down, thickest fingers, thinkest, thickest hands, thickest head, thickest
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: neck lit characters. I do find myself funny for thicker characters.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: I love size. I love it's beautiful.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I I like an interesting body that has more mysteries
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: than the Magna carta. You know what I mean? I don't.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I know exactly what. Yes, Yes, I've got
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: this conversation so inspiring it makes me want to go
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: vote right now.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I know you want right now?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just want to sleep through a
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: movie right now. That's all I want to do.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Wait, oh, here, here, we'll do a mini vote to say,
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: siate us pick a finger, vote for one of my fingers.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait, I want to know what other
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: people are feeling.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, have you let's pull up vulture and see
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: if anyone else is anybody?
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: But wait, first, I need to know what everyone else
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: is thinking, and is any finger Emma Stone so on?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: First, on first glance, I'm thinking middle finger. But but
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: it's early. I could have it could have just been
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the time of day I saw it. I was a
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: little sleepy.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Now I have to go to the chadow marm.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: I just watched pinky fully for a minute there, and
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: I was taken in by its subtle approach to size
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: for the audio listener.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Really, I thought it was derivative at first glance.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Breaking news.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: It seems to me derivative of the other four fingers
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: that came before, and I thought.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: They were making a statement about how derivative actually works.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Derivative is to be yourself.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Is anyone else saying that? Because I could take that
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: opinion if other people.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Are saying it, I've heard it, and that's not my opinion.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: And I've heard it. Breaking news. Pinky has been accused
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: of sexual misconduct. We can ignore, we ignore it. We
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: can ignore it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: We ignore tired, we will, we will.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Actually, you know, I actually really disliked Pinky Finger from
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the moment. I don't think I've ever all their work
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: has always been for men.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Face to me, it derivative.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It's just derivative. I've always said that we'll look.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: Past it, but it's mostly about their work. Now I'm
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: gonna vote for it because I'm tired.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you know what, Well.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: We can't discount finger, Big Finger Thumb. Yes, not a
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: lot of people are talking about THEMB, but we have
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: to remember there are other voters, not just in America,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: perhaps in Canada, perhaps in Europe.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: Can you ever try about them? I love Thumb. It
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: was by far the best movie of the year, and
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to vote for it. I'm just not
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: going to vote for.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: It because for me, because you no go ahead.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: It's the box office, isn't there? So for me to
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: take it in, it has to be the best movie
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: I've ever seen. And when I vote for it, I
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: have to know that people also know what it is.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you this, because we've been talking about
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: my My thought process is because we've been talking about
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Pinky for so long.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I'm going to vote for Pinky just because we've been
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: talking about sides. But the Finger I like the most.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna give best Screenplay or director, which is index.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: Give best Screenplay and Director to the best film. Breaking news,
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: breaking news. Ring Finger came out as gay, okay, and
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: I always thought that.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Was doing something or incredible.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I thought that this anime, is he gay on screen
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: or behind the camera?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: And what's the difference, really is how I think about it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: What's the difference? Because there's so much queer about Pinky Fingers,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: so much, and it was so clear, and I saw
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: that on first watch. It's always been there. I'm voting for.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: That Fingers gay is Emma Stone with ring Finger.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know who to vote for, Okay, quick vote,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: quick vote, Okay.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I'm walking in middle Finger.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. What we never talked about.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: It was right down the line, hit all the boxes,
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: but never risked a thing, hit all risked a thing.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Thing. Middle Finger called what we call middle Finger, pulled
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: what we call a ring. Nope, I got it, guys.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Hold on, middle Finger pulled what we call a green book.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. I couldn't handle that.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: And this is what happens. You saw it in real time.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: The artsy movies split the vote and eventually we go
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: right to the middle.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Anything anything is not going to win an oscar.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: If we've talked about it for too long, we're moving on.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: If we've talked about it for too long, then other
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: people have talked about it for too long, and everyone
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: said it and that's the basic opinion. And I can't
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: have that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: I want to say, I love your work. Just adding
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: different sizes to films. Thank you at BSNEY.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I think it's important. I think it's very important that
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: you do. Let's finish the round.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, producer, producer, producer. I am used to be a
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: baby girl. I used to be a producer. Okay, yes,
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: but get this one.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Baby, Oh, get work, get to work, get to work.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, workers, comp workers, compet meal penalty, ask for grace,
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: put your sandwich down.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Those are for the actors.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: That's interesting one.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: They're always saying that I don't know who they are.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know that you happened to you.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I've never heard that from another sandwich down. Those are
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: for the actors. Ship Line producers say, truly.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: You guys.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Ship line producers say, dot com is it's so good?
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Married?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Funny memes? Memes producers say, dot com very very buty memes.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: You know what I love?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: You know what the funniest memes that tickle me. It's
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: called gaffstagram for gaffers.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: When I was in the hospital, I did was go ye,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: it is so good with the memes that they're coming out.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Did you see the guy who made the Mona Lisa
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: out of gaff tape and went me when I'm waiting
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: for us to do a company more.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: I love the gafstagram when it's it's a photo of
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: Keano eating a sad sandwich and it says me when
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: the call location is on the east side and I
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: live in Venice.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Wow, very smart.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Smart.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I felt like an I felt like an hour because.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I was so smart.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: It felt so long because it was so smart.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like I've aged a century.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of talking to them this year. By the way, gaffers,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I've never tried it. Don't don't You don't want to
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: hear what they believe when you guys.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Use gas believe should never be out.
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: Believe.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I believe in something and you don't want to know.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Believe in two things very strongly and very surely, and
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: they are at odds with each other.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I believe you.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: I don't want to hear what question I have a question. Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: what is everyone's way of keeping notes.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: During a season?
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Because I mean I famously Still they send me a
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: scan tron when I vote from my ballot.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Famous, I get a scan and we do get.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: To request how we vote. Yeah, they want to cater
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: to us. You know, we we get to say, you know,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I'll take the Google form. Some of us do a doodle,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: some of us do paper votes. Somewhere really into this
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: app that they're launching for us.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I don't like the app, and it's.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Connected to the Solo House and sometimes I'm like trying
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: to make a reservation.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: But I voted for freaking I don't know.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I hate when movies use the computer.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I hate that. I hate that you guys get streaming.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Do you get the links? I get the DVDs.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: But I want to tell you you guys need to
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: use the accommodations for voting, because I get to use
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: the accommodations and I get to do a puppy style.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: And puppy style is they put all of them out
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: and they put a treat and I get to pick
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: the treat.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: And so I walk in and they put all the
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: bulls and I go for everything drives you towards a tree. Oh,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: it's just it's just I just get to choose, and
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm choosing, but I get a little
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: treat while I do it. It's so fun. And they
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: do this in the Academy Museum. Yeah, pick puppy style.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: They do it in the Spike Lee room.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: You do it in the same way that we filmed
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Dogs as a as a gag Academy Music. But that's true.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was so fun to pick Timothy
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Shallowy this year as the Can we talk about it?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Why don't we talk about the films this year. I'm
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: gonna get up a list.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, that's a really good idea. I think we've got
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: just a list, just a list.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: He Alexa list, Emma Stones movie catalog.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Alexa up a list of movies we're going to be here.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, Alexa could be longer than the me you
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: there it is. It should be book marked.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's a lot of fantastic movies and we should
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: give our uh our, our unfiltered opinion on what we
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: think is gonna win.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Think it's gonna come out after and we have aliases,
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: so they're not.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Gonna know who we are.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: No one's going to know. No one could come to
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: our hold.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: This is the unfiltered Who's gonna win the Oscars this year?
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: Prediction from Academy voters Here it is, Yes, Okay.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Should we start with the big one Best Picture?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Best Picture? Let's start with the biggest one.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Let's start with the biggest one and then go down
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: until we get tired.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, three, say it on one? Ready?
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, let me get one. Okay, all right, three?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Three two one?
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Okay? So what did everyone say? Round Robin?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I said Wicked because I hated that movie for about
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: forty three minutes and then something happened and I can't
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: explain it, but my entire ship movie experience shifted. It
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: was as if as if Glinda Glinda said something that
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: that really reshaped my entire perspective, and I think it
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: was the best movie of the year. And I'm voting Wicked. Wow. Well,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: the movie I saw was called Ticket.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: I need to check that out. I need to check
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: out Wicked and Vicked because I've only seen Wicked.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: I'm voting the Brutalist. I haven't seen it, but it
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: won some Golden Globes and it looks superb and the
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: little blurbs that they did the Golden Globes.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, yes, Adrian Brody is back. Apparently he is.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: And it has an intermission, which means it's good good.
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: So I'm voting the Brutalist. I have not seen it,
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: but boy, am I putting all my weight behind.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: That nice one.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I'm voting the Fall Guy because my yes, my daughter's
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: husband is in it. He's a stunt guy, and he's
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: he is the best. He's so wonderful. I love him,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: full guy. He's so an, he's strong. Oh good, he's
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: so strong. He could to vote for someone strong. Yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: it's nice.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Your daughter's husband or the Fall Guy.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: My daughter's husband and the Fall Guy. You need to
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: see him what he's amazing. Can you see him in
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: the Fall Guy. He's a stunt Yeah yeah, I mean
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: the movie said homage the stunt guys. But you know,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: show him. Yeah, he's in it. He jumps off a
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: jib or something. Oh good, I love Yeah.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: I am voting for Night Bitch because the day I
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: watched that movie, I had two of a med I
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: usually get.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: One of and I was high as hell and I
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: had a blast.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what an absolute blasts. Talk about some
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: phaves this year. What you guys thought of all of them?
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: You can just say him in quick succession, right A.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Norma made me laugh.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Norma made me laugh, you know, or made me grind A.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Norm made me cheer and tear. The substance made me
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: go a yucky, I won't be kissing a woman anytime.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: The substance made me go, uh, younger lady, yum my, yummy.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: The substance made me go, I'm turning this off and
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: putting on the crown. H maybe I can have some
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Amelia Perez made me go I probably shouldn't have an
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: opinion about this, and I agree that's I want the
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: same name. Conclave made me go what those popes do?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Conclave made me go, I better go to church.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Conclave made me go do what the pope does?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: What the Pope say?
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give the best screenplay.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: What does the pope say?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: What the Pope say? Exactly? We can make me think, oh,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: burn the witch? What did you say again, madam?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: We do that again?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Madam Webb says, Wicked made me say burn the wish.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: It's not easy being it's not easy being grey. What
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: could make me think, what this SKO talking about? We
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: gotta put this on the Instagram. We're killing you.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Wicked makes me say what the witch say? I was
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: gonna say?
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Wicked makes me think, oh, this is too commercial? Put
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: on conclict? What does the pope do?
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: No su make me think that man dead, but that
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: didn't really lie living, but that did really live.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: In but living? What does Speratu say? B the all scars?
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: That's what he says, I wish we had a made
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: me say yes, s Feratu in in a in best costume?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: What else?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: What else?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: From? Uh?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Complete Unknown made me we were like completely known? I
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: love it? Yeah.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Complete Complete Unknown makes me say, I know this Bob
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Dylan song, well my win to the way.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Complete Unknown made me go, it's a biopic. I'm voting.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I'll say the the f y
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: C event for that, it was so incredible for a
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: complete unknown.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: We I flew out to New York. We showed up
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: to Greenwich Village and a weird little weenery man just
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: called me a suck up and a loser. That was
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Bob Dylan was actually Dylan, Yeah, and suck up he
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: called me a suck up. He called me a yuppy,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: he called me a loser, he called me a dor
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was Bob Dylan.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: He said, no, you're not you Yeah, yeah, okay, you
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: guys hear about the bad thing that happened at the
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: Better Man.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Uh, what's a bad thing that happened?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Sebastian Stan. Yes, it happened with Better Man. No better
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Man is is. Well, that's a different man that the
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Robbie Williams one, The Monkey one, the Monkey.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: I like the Monkey one just like Okay, I like biopics,
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: and I like actor and makeup for a long time.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, And he wasn't make up for long.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: He wasn't a make up. It was cg the whole thing.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: If you make up for you're wild. What does the
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: pope dude? Do you guys hear about what happened?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: No?
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Well, as a press event, they had a huge thing
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: at I think it was the downtown Hilton because the
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: movie is not doing well down and they brought a
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: bunch of bonobos and they ripped people apart.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: The shirts. Socker, the Monkey, the Monkey.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I love those.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: So many Hollywood foreign press members died that day.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: And still people are saying who is Robbie Williams.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: They still don't know, and they said, that's the biggest
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: insult to injury. It's so many good voters and maimed.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: What's happening over we're going off about?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Got me like, yuh me?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: What's what's everyone's favorite? Go around? Go around? Go around?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Around? You know what I mean? But we can't stop.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Look alive the go rounds coming. You want to get on,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: get on the train?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: You know. Fun fact about a go round. Pilots when
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: they are taking off and it's going badly, they'll do
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: a go around and they'll try.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Again, and that's so yeah, they try off taking off again. Yes, yes,
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: and I wonder it just felt bad.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Let's go ahead again.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's landing. But that's that's what you know. We're
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: not too different from pilots. What was everyone's favorite f
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: y C gift they got on the rail? Fun fun?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I got a sex worker from Anora and I didn't
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: know what to do with WHOA.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Not too much because it happened to you for the
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: listener at home an FYC event for your consideration, right,
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Sometimes they give you schwag that is like in the
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: theme of the movie.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: So you think about the movie.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: They schmooze you with rubies and pearls, try to gloss
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: over their hackey editing.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Listen, I voted for Snakes on a plane like twenty
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: years ago, just because the mug was great.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, it's true. Did everybody get I.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Got a sleep number, Sirda Coffin from No Speratu. Yes,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: it's dark, very dark in there, but best sleep I've
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: ever gotten in my life. But my voice changes when
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I'm in it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: How scary.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: When I'm in it, I become a bass okay, and
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: so base. That's what happened. That's what happened. It's really
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: it happened to me. But it's my favorite because I
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: can sleep for what feels like centuries.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's amazing.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: They sent me the substance they turned into a young guy.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Go to club DV eight, I dance all night. Shut up,
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: shut up bvight on Hollywood and Highlands.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so fun. It's the hottest place. KISSFM broadcast
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: from there every Friday.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Night right way real F wish we could vote for
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: kiss F for best me too.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I keep telling them Ryan, get in there. We'd all
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: vote for you.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I'll vote for you. Just submit. No, you'll never win
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Best Picture if you don't submit.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Ryan's Roses is perfect for Best Comedy or Musical.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: It is perfect and it's comedy and it's actually drama.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: And then they play music like people like Sabrina.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: See it's acting exactly anyone.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: But you sent me a bikini.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Oh wow wow? Uh huh, I actually saw that. You
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: put it on your own paka.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I saw that. There we got Wait wait wait, can
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I tell you don't want to talk about that?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: No?
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you?
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Guys know secret? Yes, yes, naughty secret time. Okay, let's
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: talk about things we shouldn't do when we're voting that. Okay,
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: because I'm going to say one, I never vote for
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Best Original Song.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I leave it blank.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Oh wow wow.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I leave it blank because Emma doesn't sing that being
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: and because I don't know.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I just I don't care. Yeah, I like the song,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I do. I like the song, but I love when
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: they play the songs. They do a live version of
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: the song at.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: The place, and then that makes me should have voted
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I love, by the way, when they do the song
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: at the place. I love going to the place.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: That's what we call the Oscars, the place, the place
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: when I met the Oscars.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I'm wearing like a service animal thing where it's like
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: she's working.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I wear mine to the movies. Don't
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: don't get.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: The actors.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: Everyone else, all the filmmakers are enjoying the night right
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: because it's the night of celebration.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: But I'm working.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Does that ever make you sad? So sad?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Hollywood's biggest night. We're employees, Yeah, yeah, do not?
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Meaning they hold the weight of it? Yeah, because sometimes.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Something will win something and.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I go, whoops, I mean we have real weight. You know.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: It's when you're going to the Dolby Theater, which is
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: where the place happens. You look all over and there
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: is actually the movie that won that Year's on the wall.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Is enshrined on the wall. It goes all the way
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: back to the first Oscar ever Wings, It goes all
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: the way back to nineteen twenty seven.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: And they walk by Green Book every time, and I.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Go, tis we did?
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: You know, here's a little dirty secret too.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Okay, how many of us are watching the short film documentaries?
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm just choosing the one with the best
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: name with the most animal like name.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: I love the most animal like in the name. I'm
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: voting for it. Can we talk about it. Short films
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: shouldn't be at the Oscars. This is for adults. Short
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: films are the children of movies.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: If a movie is shorter than ninety minutes, it's for babies.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know this was Oscars Junior. They didn't
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: know that.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: They don't give Michelin stars to snacks.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: We gotta don't let kids. It's for restaurants. This is
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: a no kid's wedding. We cannot be letting these kids in.
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: About the technical awards, Yeah, how am I ever going
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: to choose that? Yeah, this is color design.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: What they said the other year, they were like, oh,
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: we're adding sound mixing on top of sound editing.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: And I said, what is the difference.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: And that's where I can tell the difference. Not all
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: of us are on sound mixing versus design versus editing stogram,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: but that's where I bring good account.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: It is a good account, But that's where I bring
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: in my dice. Do you guys have diced twenty on
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: sound and just go?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: He real I do left, right, center, have you ever
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: played that? So? How does that work when selecting a movie?
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: So I put it on a marker and I go
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: left roll and it goes left right, left, right, left right,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: and if the little star comes up, that's what I
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: vote for.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I do lottery style, So I play the California Lottery
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: and then whoever wins the California Lottery, I look at
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: a picture of them, and then I whichever filmmaker looks
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: the most like the lottery winner. They That's why I
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: love that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I do Hide and Seek raccoons.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: So I get a bunch of raccoons and I paint
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: tape the movie back the poster to the back of
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: the raccoon, and I let them go feral in my house.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: And the last one I found is the last one
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: that wins.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: In my building?
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Is this a tangent orny?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: And I just think she's beach?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's get it. Okay. Do you have a question, Well,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: we were going to talk about the get a real job, beach.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: We're not talking about anything about that. Worry about what
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: wins best?
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Are you a baby, babysitter or tutor? What that frek
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: are you doing?
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: I you have to push you have to push back.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I think that nanny's are a real job. No, no pair,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I think okay, I would pause it star.
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: Bitch and sometimes she's stealing my backag Okay, so that's
• 49:29
  Speaker 10: why you don't like her, because she's s live in
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: or live out because of my job.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: And you decide, you decide.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: The Oscars's a movie with about a nanny bitch.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, what.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Time?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Oh we're gonna have about ten minutes.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: Well, that's crazy because it feels like we were doing
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: this for two hours. What what let's do the final
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: go around or not the final go around? What another
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: go around? Is?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: What makes best actress best actress?
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: In your mind?
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: You know my answer into the acting of this. What
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: makes the actus of the actress win for you? Best supporting?
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: Best supporting? Is there a difference?
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: I want to dive in.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: My best actor best actress. It's makeup so that they
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: look a little uglier than they are. Oh yeah, whoever
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: picks the most makeup that looks a little uglier than
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: they are are the win.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Uh, there's there's a jumping out for you this year.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Oh I couldn't call it woman ugly. You won't catch
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: me on camera calling a woman ugly but just no,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: there's an answer, and I have it up here.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Well, here's what.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: There is a real statistic out there, and I don't
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: remember the actual statistic, but something along the term like
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: the lines of like maybe upwards of eighty percent of
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: people who have won the Best Acting award at the
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Oscars has played some sort of disabled person in the
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: last one hundred years.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Like it's like crazy, this is really it's.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: A transformational role.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: It's this transformational role and this is how we're talking about.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: But that is that's a real thing. And I'm lin
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: and sink that you are voting that way. I go,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: you're acting different than you are, and that seems hard.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: That must be hard. Yeah, it's kind of an a
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: for effort thing for me. If you look like you're working,
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: that's what I like.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love to see the actor. Yes for me, Yes,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: acting for me?
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Supporting well main, okay, best featured or what is it
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: best lead, lead actor, lead actress or lead female.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I like to say female actor now, and I agree
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I have a daughter, but.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: I'll say both of those categories are the ones that
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: are arbitrary to me, that usually go to my favorites.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Oldie favorites or Emma supporting is when I care.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's who I actually.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Look for a good actor.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe, though I don't interrupt you. This is a big moment.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: You have a you have an eyelash. Would you like
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: to make a wish in an eyelash on your face?
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm gonna wish for? I want
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: you guys to guess.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, it's either amastone or it's bitch Nanny.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I hope Emma stone and kills that name.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Now that is an Oscar winning movie.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Now that's an Oscar wish. She cuts her hair.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: If Emma cuts her hair, Oh, no, her own hair.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: If Elma cuts her hair, or she sings, or she
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: kills that bitch nanny.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten to meet Emma?
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: No?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: One day when that's part of a struggle. We have
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: to stay so separate, We have to stay I keep
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: myself in an isolation chamber on the night out. You do, yeah,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: because I want to remain.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: Have you guys ever gotten the actors and actresses trying
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: to come up and bribe you personally?
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Well they're agents, definitely.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: Oh the agents are the worst. They can smell blood,
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: in the water and they know I love it.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Ralphian's agent was knocking on my bubble boy suit.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Is that how you're saying, I know why they're knocking
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: on your door? Is there, ralph Oh, that's a name
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: you've only read.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: It's a name I've only read.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I never said, let's talk about the thirstiest actress here.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Then a camel on the ninth day in the desert,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Annette Bening, you're not gonna get the oscar. Leave us alone.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be eating this edible arrangement. I
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: am allergic to these fruits.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I can't have tantalope. Girl. Why do you think Hillary
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Spanke shows it every time you want your oscar? We
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: asked her to.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: We asked her to.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: We say Hillary Colm and that's coming. Oh yeah, she
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: said me. She said, me an edible arrangement, but no fruit.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Loafs os big loafs. So for me, I guess what.
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: Just jumping in back to the best actor for me,
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: the best actor, specifically male is the one who does
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: looks like they had to physically do the most on set,
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: like Leo in that one movie about the Winter that looks.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Rueling and hard work.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: His acting but can I then that is interesting because
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: I voted for Leo that year because I'm a big
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: fan of going Leo doesn't have an oscar yet? Yes, yeah,
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: I like picking someone at a high tax bracket, going, yeah,
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: they don't.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Have an oscar yet, that's it, and I love that
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: they deserve it. I'm the one that gave me.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: I'm the one that really spirit uh spearhead of the
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: campaign to get Whoopy an Oscar for Ghost instead of
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: an Oscar for the color purple, because I said, I
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: like that she's funny in this she doesn't really do
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: much and actually half the movie she's possessed by Patrick
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Swayzey and we only see Patrick Swayzey.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: But I want to give it to her because she's
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: done it that they.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Don't have one yet. Multiplierh d o A why Multiplier
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: who wrote the Descendants?
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: That was Jim Rash In that fact, I remember going,
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: he deserves it now?
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Well, it took my daughter to see them
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: at the Groundlings and I said they should get an oscar.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, they should get an oscar. You know, I tend
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to for men. For male actor in a lead or
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: supporting role, I tend to vote for whoever looks the
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: most mean screen.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, well that's supporting for me. Yes, are evil.
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: If you are evil, man, I'm going to be interested
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: in giving you a supporting Yes, you don't.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: And if they were mean to people on set? Have
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: you been taking some of.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: These Academy generals? Have you been taking them?
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: I've been getting some where people would come, they come
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: to meet me and they say, hey, I want to
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: put kind of across your table.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I want to show across your desk. I might be
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: playing a joker and I say I'd vote for it. Yes,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sing.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: A lot of people are coming up to me saying,
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: would you give me an Oscar if I voted? If
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: you if I was a joker. And I always see a.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Lot of these big actors they're taking movies for the
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Oscar track at this level in their game, right where
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Denzel will take something if he's going to do an
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Oscar campaign for it, Yes, exactly. So sometimes I think
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: they won't even attach themselves to a script unless it
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: has bait.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, And sometimes you know, sometimes I go nown forward
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: if there's a noun in the title that I like
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: shape of water, I love water. Yes, I love water.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Glog glok glugluk glog.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: He plugging it up?
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, that that's what really got me.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: That here, what was the one that was in black
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: and white? That was such a choice. I went, all right,
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: I'm done, I'm not going to vote this. I love
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: the artist, I love that, and you see it in
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: the trailer, and then I don't have to watch it.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: You save me the vote. Yeah, it's great. How do
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: we feel about everything everywhere, all at once? I watch it.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I love that someday.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: I love the trailer, and I voted right for it.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I voted right for it. I voted right for laundromat
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: and nothing else.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, Jimmy Lee.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Curtis is like she she's paving the way for an
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: old Emma.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, And she got a they don't have it yet multiplier.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: And absolutely she did. Absolutely they don't have it yet.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Well, guys, I just want to say, this is about
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: the time of year where I start to go into
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: work mode.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Right, oh boy, everybody, we're best on. Put your work,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: put your best on.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: But I want to say, thank you. This is all.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Every year is good. Next year I might just you know,
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Let my toddler vote for it or so, Okay, well
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I want to say I was. I'm going later. There
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: is a screening that I've been invited to, very special
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Wild Robots. If you guys want to come with me,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: let's go. I heard they're giving out free compactors, trash compactors.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Amazing, that's amazing.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I'll vote for it.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, because you invited me, I'm gonna vote for it.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna vote for it.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: But I'm a little cold right now, so I don't
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: think i'll vote for whoa.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, what does the pope say?
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: What does the disco? We'll set us back one hundred years.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Everyone has a pope name, don't you get it? Don't
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: you think everybody's out of their pope name.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I would choose John. If I were selected to be pope,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I would choose John's center.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Answer your question. Now, that's why the college is good night.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Wow, what a great episode. My next favorite episode is Yeah,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I'm ralphing and I'm wretched. Guys, I won't waste any
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: time here. Okay, it's the Joker, gonna, it's the Joker.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: The Joker episode was one that I had been like
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: soft pitching. I think for a long time.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: And the Wheelhouse have we got to get a joker
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: like we got it and we were soft pitching like
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: anybody said no.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: But we did get some pushback.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: We got some pushback from the network.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: There's no network support of this small podcast.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: But anyway, we decided that The Jokers was kind of
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Shakespeare and we filmed this in a in a silver
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: la apartment that is very cute and I honestly look
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: back at sometimes and look at it for style and
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: in spo from my.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Own dear, that's your style inspo.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: I have crazy why soy sec guys.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: There is exclusive living Edition merch that says that who
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: knows if it's out yet, I don't know what.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Time it is. This episode is wield.
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: Everybody lost their minds thirty minutes in and I'm not
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: going to reveal if you haven't seen, I'm not going
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: to reveal what happens, but it goes bonkers.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I think we want to do some more. We all
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: played blank. We all played blank. So if you have
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: any suggestions that you want us to see, put them
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: in comments.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: And what I will say is the greatest joy of
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: improv is sometimes when you stumble onto something and you
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: realize telepathically we're all building something and this is that
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: for me, that's my greatest joy when I'm like, oh
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: my god, we're all building a house and no one's
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: everyone knows that I'm putting this up, and I'm putting this.
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: And we're like, you get hyper focus on what people
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: are putting up, so you go, yeah, okay, I see it,
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: and you.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Notice our eye contact, you notice our nodding. We're all
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: just like and you're riding the wave to be like,
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: everyone gets this right. And that's exactly this episode. And
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: so I'm excited for you to watch.
• 59:59
  Speaker 11: So good, So.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Says Roll.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: The cl crossed us. All that was creepy. Welcome back
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: to artists on artists on artists on artists who ask,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: why so serious we did to this group of people
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: who all played the Joker.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: The Joker is the most iconic Batman villain and maybe
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: the most iconic villain of all time, and recently it
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: has become almost the role of a lifetime for young
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: and old actors to explore what it means to be
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: freaked up.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Some may say it's the new Hamlet.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Many actors take it on have their own process and
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: do it in their own fucked up way. We bring
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: some of these actors here today around a table, so.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Foot on your face, paint and get real smiley, let's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: listen in.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: You know, for me, the craft is more about experiencing
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: somebody else's life than anything else. For me, the craft
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: is serious, and that's why I wanted to dig into
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: a role like this because for the first time in
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: my life, I had to answer why so serious?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: You know, because it's we have that known truth that
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: is so serious? So serious is a complete sentence, is
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: what I've always said, you know, so serious, that's the
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: nature of life.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: But why now?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Only the sick and twisted ask a question like that?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I totally agree.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: I see you one hundred percent, because for me, only
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: the sick and the twisted would ever ever even surmount
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: to ask the question why. And that's what makes them special,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: and that's actually a way in. For me is somebody
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: that believes that the only way to deal with the
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: pain of life is to joke.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: I am the joker.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally, totally, totally agree, and I totally believe that
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: what we all have to contribute today, it's going to
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: be individually scary.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Wat'll we get started.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: I'll start.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: My name is Dion Alexander, and I am the Joker.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: I played the Joker in the twenty seventeen version of
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: the movie and it changed my life and ever since
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: then it's been a NonStop spy world looking for a
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: role like that.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: Nice to meet you. I am Ellie Bombar and I
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: am the Joker. I played the Joker in a twenty
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: twelve adaptation. Not a lot of people saw it, and
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I'm really excited to be here.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: I'm the Joker. I am the Joker. Where was the audptation?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: It was straight to DVD. Oh, DVD still retro, Yes,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: it was it got it got tanked.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: What was it called? What was that Batman film called.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: The Bright Night? It was like a girl version.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: It was version Batman flipped on its head Batman All Girls.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it just HBO Max tanked it completely.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Dwel crazy.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were tanking stuff way before we even knew it.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: That's the thing about him. Well, my name is Matthew Nashville,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: and I am playing the Joker in an upcoming motion
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: picture and yet to be released. We're shooting for some
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: tower around twenty twenty six, twenty seven. And you know,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I'm actually not a famous guy. I started playing the
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Joker in repertory Nashville Repertory, and so I've been playing
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: the Joker for quite a long time.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: From the Joker on stage, from.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: The Joker on stage, repertory.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: Absolutely play interpretation, I'm sorry. Interpretation of that, well, I.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Would argue that it is the Joker, and the film
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: is the interpretation.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: I love that, and you're wrong, but I love that.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: And oh, that's funny.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Here we go. That's funny.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: It's funny that.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: You're being wrong is funny. And that's scared.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: That's funny that you think that. Now, why So I
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: won't even say it. I won't even say it. But
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: I'm so grateful for what the Jokers brought me. The
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Joker taught me more about myself than anything else. I'm
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: blessed to be the Joker. I'm grateful for the Joker anditude.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joker, So you're plastic.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: You got it right on the money. You cracked exactly
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: what it is. You cracked exactly what my thing is.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: My Joker is Christian.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: And so I thank God every day, and I thank
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: the Joker every day because you know the Joker.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: The Joker is me.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: The Jokers love the Joker's life. The Joker saved me,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: and the Joker can save you too. I'm just so grateful.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I am the Joker.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Hi guys, my name is Prescott Thomas Carpone and I'm
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: playing Young Joker. Coming to CBS this fall. And I've
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: heard about this.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: They are making a whole CBS series, the Multi Camp.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Is it a multi camp?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: It's a multi cam. It's Young Joker. He's thirteen years
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: old and he's navigating not only being a clown, but
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: being a teenager.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: I've heard they've taken a sick, twisted version of a
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: multi camp.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Indubitably, they certainly have. And I'm very excited to be performing.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: I've been a child actor for a very long time.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: As I like to call it a youth artist. I
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: don't say child actor because I just think that's reductive.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: And I'm very, very excited, and I'm excited to see
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: all of you as well.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I have heard about your smile. I heard it's huge.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, I have a big smile. I've been smiling since birth.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: My mommy said I came out smiling. My mommy says,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: I'm always smiling.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, he might be keeping it already into the Joker.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: I think Joker.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: I think that's actually kind of me.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Before this, I was doing a lot of shoe ads
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: and now I'm doing the Joker.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: And you said you're twelve.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: No, I'm about to be twelve.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Have you seen the other Joker movies?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: I have seen, uh the cartoon Batman animated series, and
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: I saw the original Joker. I mean Mark Hamill. We
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: got to give it up to Mark.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: We like Mark Marks, this old man.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Who's in Star Wars the Last Jedi. He's so funny.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: But your mom hasn't let you watch, or your dad
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: hasn't let you watch any other ones.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: No, she says, I haven't watched that, and that's your
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: mom over there. Yeah, don't look at her. So she's
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: not alway be looked at, she told me, so don't
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: worry about her. She doesn't want too much attention on her.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: She's got a little stage bride. Huh.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she just doesn't want to be a
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: big deal. Yes, yes, she's making a lot of our motions,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: a lot of but she doesn't want to be a problem.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: She doesn't want to be a problem, so please don't
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: talk about her. Please don't talk about her.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: It's okay, you're safe, everything's fine, son.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: We're not here to talk about your mom. We're here
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: to talk about the reason while we're all right.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: And thats what I was thinking. I want to dive
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: in because for me, it was a role of the lifetime.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: When I have done it already and they are about
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: to embark on it, is that, Drew, you've already played.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: I've done it and they're calling me back to do
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: it again.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Incredible? What are you doing? I'm doing it again.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: They're making a short film and I just wanted to
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: get back into it.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: So is it the same people who made the original feature?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: No, the same people that made the original feature have
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: moved on, but I have not. So I have decided
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: to fund a short film with my friend Gabriel. He's
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: a fantastic music producer, self funded, self funded, and we
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: were doing a short film in the Life of the
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Joker because there's something calling me back that I felt
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: like I didn't get to finish the first round, if
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean. And I'm sure each and
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: every one of you do well, I do know what you.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Mean that you didn't get to finish the first round
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: because you were famously recast ninety five percent oh the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: way through.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: The May shot the entire movie besides five days, and
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: they decided to go in a different direction. But they
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: used your back, right, they used my back a lot.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Did they go with They went for No, it was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: a different joker. They went with Heath.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: Heath.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Let's not say that they went with they went with
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: another actor. Well, clear it up, another actor.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: I was replaced the last second, And as heartbreaking as
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: that was, I was just lucky to get the experience
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: to dawn on such a prolific complex speak on that interesting.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, truly, are you guys beh or Ah before Heath
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: or after Heath?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm in timeline. It depends on if you if
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: you believe tom is linear or not. I believe it
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: to be one flat, ever pulsiting heartbeat that connects each
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: of us through its gorgeous tendrils a lot, and I.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Believe it to stand completely still when I'm in chemistry class.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: It's a good one. Your mom's nodding really hard.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Hit it right.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: She's holding a que card that said exactly what you
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: just said.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: No, no, don't look at the Q cards and don't
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: mention the Q cards.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I won't mention the Q card.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Imagine I'm the only one who can see her, can Okay,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: we'll do.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: We'll do.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: Copy that.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: I am so in in terms of after it is,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: of course, you know Heath left such a blueprint. I
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: do believe go but I actually I'm a religious man.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I go by a different timeline. That's pre j Q
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: or after j Q Jesus Christ, Jesus que. So the
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: abbreviation I was thinking was walking.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Walking walking, Oh yes, of course, walking.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 12: Walking, Dalen the news of Jesus Christ walking Jesus Christ?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Or is it walking Queenix?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: To me, there to be there one and the same
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ walking Queenix. They're the same.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 12: Queen queen exactly.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: I loved her joker by the way.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: I love she was joker she did for SNL one sketches.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: She did one sketches the joker in SNL, and boy
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: did she murder it.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I believe she got there. She got there more than
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: most other bozo sorry to swear bozo jokers you see around.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about jokes.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Joker, joke, Joko seriously, but my bozo joke, my Joker took.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Place in the mall.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: It was when they tried to make Batman a girly
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: thing and it sucked. Okay, no one saw my Joker.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: I saw your joke, saw your Joker.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Was amazing.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: My commitment to Joker girl in the mall who's causing
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: ruckus by stealing and messing up clothes was amazing.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: And that origin story, it just it makes so much
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: sense because making the Joker originally one of those girls
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: who sells jewelry in the middle kiosks of the mall
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: that no one wants to stop that. Amen, that is
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: a Joker origin story. Really, that job would like anybody
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the Joker.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And all it took was one forever twenty one
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: employee to believe me, to believe my character, for me
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: to take my kiosk role as a straightener, I would
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: straighten people's hair and start to make that my weapon.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. It's a bozo joke because no
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: one thought it went straight to DVD.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: No one liked it.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: This is something non Joker teacher told me, something I
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: studied under j Q. Which is just in quantum.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: In quantum, Yeah, he was. He taught my intro to
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Joker class, and so I was. I was an intro Joker,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: and I took Joker two, in Joker three with Bill Billy.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Bog and then long form joke or short form.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't get into long form joker after a Joker three.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: It took me three tries.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: That's okay, and you're so young, you've so much time.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: I actually had a question about did you read the
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: original Joker text or was it kind of like in
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: a cliff Notes version of.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: The joke the comic book? Yes?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: Was it a more of a translation of the original
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: Joker text the comic book the original comic book, Yeah.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: I was confused by it. So I read No Fear
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Joke here, and so it was all the original text
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: of the Joker on the other side the translation.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: It's a revaluable Yeah, you can get in.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: At Bourne's and Noble No Fear Joke here.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: I had to read the No Fear Joke here originally
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: because it's such a dense, interesting, introspective text. There's so
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: much behind it that when you read it, you go,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: this is this is average, this is boring, there's nothing dense,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: and then no Fear Joke here kind of sets you
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: in and it hits you right in the stomach.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, well, No Fear Joke here does a really
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: amazing job because a lot of the things that the
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: joker says, you know, you don't really realize it's twisted
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: until someone points it out.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Well, so it was twisted right away. I actually realized
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: it was twisted. You didn't think it was twisted when
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: you read it.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Well, the original is mostly for me, was dense because
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: it was just mostly puns and rhyme schemes, which threw
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: me off because I couldn't see you got it right away.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I couldn't get the scanchon if you got the scansion
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: early on. I mean, I'm sorry. It's not that I
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: don't believe you. It's just that I'm very impressed.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: I'll say that.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Well, what can I say? I'm a very precocious and
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: smart boy. Okay, Carder, I know all fifty states and
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: all fifty capitals. That's amazing. Yeah, did that you think?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Do you think your joker is a bozo joke?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: And feel like you got a lot of hate and
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: love from both sides like where did you belong?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: You think like like to do a Christian joker is
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: to really be at the center of culture.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: It is something that I don't want to say it
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: angered both sides because I'm more see it that they
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: just don't understand. You know that they're not there yet.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: It's that they're not there yet. And I know that
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: if I can reach them, if they sit down and
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: they watch it, they're gonna get it. But no, I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: got And to your point, you are, you're correct. I've
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: got a lot of uh you know, ministries reaching out saying, hey,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: you're sort of equating the Joker to Jesus in a
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: way that we don't really believe. And that's their belief
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: and that's okay. But then you have the other people
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: who are saying, who is this? Who is this? Preachy
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: preachy mofo bok kids were like crazy, they said, that's
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: not Marvel, because Marvel is their God.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: You can customerin me. My mom cusses a lot, so
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: you can say a motherfucker, you can whoa whoa son.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I'm making a promise right now, as a man who
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: believes in the Joker, I will not say motherfucker.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: Oh shoot, yeah, it's okay.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so sorry.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 6: Okay, a nice polite handshake, kind of thank you.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: For shaking my hand. You're a very precocious child.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Of course, we cuss a lot, and my director cusses
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: a lot, so and I'm allowed to cuss a lot.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm actually allowed to say a lot of cusswords
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: because my joker cusses. They're making an lrated cbsitcom It
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: might be going to all access, depending on how it
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: looks in the end.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: So as an already multi cam, I've never seen the likes.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: So sick and twisted, and I love them. Well, he's
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: such an interesting little guy. What did you look?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: What was it about it that drew you in? I
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: mean this is kind of a question for everybody, but
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: I'll start with you. What was your way into this
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: character and what have you learned?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Well, So there's a scene where his parents are both
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: working late and he has a big science project do
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: the next day, and his sister is being a total brat,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: and so he shoots her in the top of the
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: head and then he cuts her open and dissects for
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: like a frog and pins her in.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: Different is playing Batman in Yours right, yes.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: And Cat Tennings is playing Batman, so right now, it's
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: just a veo and it's kind of Wonder Year style
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: where Cat Tennings is going. I remember when the Joker
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: was a teenager. It's a little a little how I
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Met your mother? Just a little bit. Yeah, they're saying
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: it's above I say, that's a little confusing, and they say,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: you'll get it when you're older. So I guess my
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: question is, so you guys get it because you're older.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: I get I get it.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: I mean I get it.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: If you if that's a question about getting newer show specifically,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: no I've missed them, are completely I.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Get it.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: I had my doubts at first when you originally said it,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: but ultimately when you look at the text and when
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: you go back to the text, a multiicam is the
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: perfect medium for the joke because everyone's laughing at him.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: We have a lot of so right now, our owt
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: to laugh for a show is way off.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: We're getting a lot of oz and we're not getting
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Oh that's always tough.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: I'm being told it's my fault, and so I'm working
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: on it. I'm going to change it. I'm going to
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: fix it. I'm going to turn this ship around. If
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Judy could do it for Wizard of Oz, if Shirley
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: could do it for good Ship Lollipop, I can do
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: it for a joker the multicamp.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: Boy, you read that cue card perfectly.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: I wasn't even looking at it.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I have a question.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, what do you.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: Think brings the question?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: You go ahead?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, But what do you think?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: What do you think brings all chokers together? Do you
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: think it's mental health? Do you think it's a smile?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: What's the main thing?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: What do you think all four of ours having commons?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Well, that's fine in the middle of fine, Well, who's joker?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Whose joker is a?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Oh that's good. Let's do put a finger down. We
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: played it sometimes in my charter school.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: We play this and for the listener, we'll say when
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: we put a finger.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Down, yes, okay, okay, so put a finger down. If
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: your joker is having trouble finding.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: A girlfriend, I'm putting a finger down.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: Putting a finger down, boyfriend.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 6: But yeah, yeah, I'm putting a finger down. Okay, but
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 6: he's moved past it. Okay, he knows he'll never get that.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: It's so hard to find a boyfriend at the mall.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: Funnily enough, who is the same thing for my joker.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, same thing for my joker. It was very
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: hard to find a boyfriend at the mall. Put a
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: finger down. If your jokers having trouble, trouble at them all.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm seeing make your r a W.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been told that I have to get Kyuto,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: so I'm going to be Kuto now immediately. No, I'm
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: just being myself.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Now, I get my cast.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Put a finger down. If you're a joker has a
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: fucked up relationship with his parents, Oh.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, is the easiest way to say that, And I'd.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Say, let's fucked up a little more misunderstood.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: And I would say, fucking the ass.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa. We are wildly pivoting between strategies. Your mom
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: is writing cue cards. I'm sorry, don't make any dang saints.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Fucked into whoa? Okay, a little better, don't use.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: It's contagious. It's getting contagious. You gotta stop doing that
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: in my ero. So I'll go. I'll go and do
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: it too.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Okay. Put a finger down.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: If you're Joker made you look at the world in a.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: Different light, every single one of us. If we're playing,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: if we're playing true to the character, I believe there
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: should be no Joker that.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, tell me if I'm wrong.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: Ready, I believe no matter what your adaptation is, no
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: matter what the budget is, no matter if it's short film,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: a multi camera, whatever it is, I believe no Joker
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: should feel like they belong to be the Joker. Yeah,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: it is to feel like an outsider exactly.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Joy in that true find the giggles and the ultimate laugh.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 14: Well because you realize that you're scared and all of
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 14: a sudden, like you have to do a different thing right, like,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 14: all of a sudden, like all the things that make
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 14: other people scaled are the things that make me happy,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 14: And that's scary.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: How does that manifest film the sitcom?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: On the sitcom? Yeah, the main way that it manifests
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: is I am in the class sometimes and then in
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: class people.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 14: I get an F on a paper and I go, yay,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 14: I got a F. But actually is weird because F
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 14: is bad.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: That's twisted a joker thinking, and F is good is
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: very joker so I will watch this because it sounds
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: like they're right on the money.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 14: You gotta check it out. We're having a blast and
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 14: we could use three more viewers.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: Put a finger down, I guess for me. Put a
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: finger down. If every night, before you go to bed
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: you have an inkling.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Of a thought, that's it. I think before bed. Yeah,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: an inkling of a creepy thought. Oh creepy. It was creepy,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: something so freaked up. And this is just beyond your
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: own joke and this is the real acting.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: It's something that the joker did to me that I
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: don't know if I'm ready to talk about.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Please dish. When are you ever going to get this
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: opportunity again?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: You're so right? Held are you twelve years so I'm eleven?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Where'd you get that bottle?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden the bottle?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: You're just okay, I'll see this. I'll see child actors
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: do this. You're trying to play every single age at
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: once so that you can.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: Right now.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: You can't shoot twelve for two. You just can't. You're
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: doing well.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: Women in their thirties two they try to do all
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: the twenties and.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: Uppies.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: I can't give you uppis son. I cannot give you
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Uppy's son. That's the lesson you're gonna have to learn.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: You are too old for uppies. You're gonna have to
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: uppease yourself. And that's something the Joker can teach you.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: If you look inward, if you thank him, if you
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: say thank you, Joker, thank you for this beautiful morning,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: thank you for this gorgeous sunset, and thank you for
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: bringing us together under his glorious.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Lit So he really is Jesus Christ, and I want.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: To specify his Jesus Christ, and he is not Jesus Christ.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: That would be sacrilege.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: So I've got a question that this actually brings me
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: to a really interesting thing because you sound like you're
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: worshiping a man that is opposite you, a man that
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: is apart from you. Did you feel like you were
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 6: the joker or you were playing the joke.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's sort of a like a father, son,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: holy spirit type thing. Oh, everything is in all of it.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: So in a way, I don't want to claim. I'm
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: not going to claim that I'm a deity. Right, You're
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: not going to catch me claiming that I am a deity.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: But I've had the pleasure of playing the deity and
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: having his message and his love course through my veins
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: as I go. You know, but I do worship him
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: as an entity, and I'm so grateful for when he
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: passes through me.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: That is beautiful, so different from mine. Yeah, I know,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: Ris is so beautiful, so beautiful.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I can see. I can see it's bringing
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: out something twisted for you. Follow that, follow that his
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: twisted grace will bring you truth. His twisted grace will
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: bring you truth.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: If I think the fact that you don't want to
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: means you have to, can we speak to your joker.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: It's bringing something up to me.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. I'm feeling his love and I'm
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: feeling his lot.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: It's happening. I can't help it.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: That's so funny.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: Leave the boy out, Leave the boy own, mommy, or
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 7: you'll wake up in the grave, mammy.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: If you got this far in the video, it seems
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: like the joker met has been activated.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 9: It seems we've got.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 15: A lot of jokers in the crowd.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: If you've made it this far without getting fuck, thank.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: God, these skin husks.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Let us come out to play.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: Time stamp this part in the video and the comments
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: because the joker has been let out of the cave.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 15: Your friends good time.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 16: Stamp the videos so they know when to prepare themselves
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 16: for the sake and toisted.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: The joker.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 7: Put it on a T shirt the joker interest of
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: this exact moment.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Baby, you can.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: Leave a joker comment jo something like oh caps hot
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 7: space host, space hot space hog. I hope you don't
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 7: choke because now you've entered the joke.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: You thought it's interview, it's gonna be normal, But no,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: we have the joke.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: Girl bus watch.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: The funniest joke You've.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: Why I have a joke?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, they tell joke?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: You have a joke?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: You old? Your own's gone? Yes, I have one taking
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: over his body.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, a joker is here, and the joke carries in
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: all of us.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 15: What do you get when you cross a chicken.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: And a MOUs.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 17: What?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 9: One busy toursday.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: That's the best joke.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: What did the chickens say when he crossed the ld?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Where's my babe?
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: Wow? Whoa? What was that?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: That was incredible?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: Oh it looks like time has passed, but I don't
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 6: remember any time past.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: Oh no, yes, yes, I'm back I'm the boy. Yes,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: I'm the boy. I'm the boy again. Something very interesting.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: What happened to me? I'm the boy again?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Son?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Son?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: You feel different.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not different. I'm not different. Everything different. You can't
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: say it. Don't tell anyone in the comments that I'm
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: still the joker. What did you just say? What are
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: you talking about?
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: What did you just say?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: I said nothing.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it takes for the younger soul.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: Mommy, I like an apple juice.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: I'm a boy.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: I like an apple juice. I'm a little boy. Mommy, Mommy,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: give me an apple juice. Mommy, bitch, get me a juice. Okay,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: hush doesn't feel twelve at all.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Hush up, sone, hush up, hush up, hush up. I
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: think you need to learn where to leave your joker.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: It takes a lot, Jo.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: I think a question for you. Were we all just joker?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: Were we all just jokers for a second? Were we
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 6: all just jokers for a second?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: Were you all jokers? Was I a joker? Yeah?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: Okay, so we were in a situation where he stayed
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 6: a joker, and we need to get him out of
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: this joker.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: And now I'm stuck I'm a little boy.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: You're definitely a little bit joker.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: I played jacks with my friend.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's pay that jo.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: So he's a nineteen fifties joker, which is very interesting.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: And that's you know, the first few times that I
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: played this role, it was nineteen fifties. I think that
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: happens a lot when you first start out and.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: Tell you yeah, when when you first started talking, I
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: was like, this kid is so vanilla. I don't I
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: can't see the joker in him. And now I can't
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: see the kid, and now I.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: Think what's happening. The kid is so impressionable. It is
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 6: like a demonic thing where the power of the joker
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: has overtaken the kid.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: I'm a normal boy.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 7: I like to go and play Washers with my friends.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 7: I love my favorite show, Ousie and Harriet.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: I'm a boy. Don't you understand.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna have to save you. Because the thing
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: about the Jokers, if you stay in it for too long,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: you get laugh lines that'll turn into wrinkles.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: It'll destroy your career.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: It'll destroy your career makeup department, the laugh lines or else.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: You can't do a state farm commercial every once in
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: a while.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: Kid, you're twelve, you'll be doing state farm commercials.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, here's a question for you.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: What makes you think if I were to be a joker?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: What makes you think the joker inside of you? We'll
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: let you get rid of the joker inside of me.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, well that's that's an interesting philosophical quick question.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 14: Their son as a young joker, I have energies, I
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 14: have secrets, and I have abilities.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: I know exactly how to retrieve every single joker in
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: this room, and if I want to, I could take
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: over this entire podcast.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: I trained with Stanislavsky. I trained with multiple joker teachers
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: at Maje.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: What did you say, didn't you train with Stanslovski and
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: Joel Ostein?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah and Joel Joe Joe Lostein, Joe Lostein
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: and Joel as did I.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: Play prank.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Another joke? She is welcome.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Mess with the way you perceived your reality.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: Welcome, darling. Welcome. You haven't missed anything.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: I've been here though.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: They don't suspect a thing. They think I'm syllaboy. Definitely joke, definitely.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: A dumb bitch.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: Well, you're joker, you've only presented as being a dumb bitch,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 6: so there's no difference, all right.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: So we gotta figure out how to solve these two.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: We gotta figure out how to get these jokers back.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: There's a flat the mystery.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: Between me and you. Which one of these looks better
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: on the inside, you think?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: And then which one looks better on what does?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: What part of the joker is? What even is that?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Think of it like a jack in the box.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 7: When you look at the box, it's just a bunch
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 7: of squares, But when you open the box, there's something
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 7: different in there.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: No, you won't get me. My jokers love my jokers
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: lit and I've put him in a way for a moment,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: so you will not get there.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: You will not get me easy.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: You will not get my joke.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 6: Extremely strong actor, and nothing will break my indominable spirit.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: Jacket. This would work.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 7: Welcome back, brothers, Welcome back, brother Welcome back.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: It's time to play. It's time to do our tight
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: five because we're.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 18: Just in the rack.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: Can I talk to both of you for a quick second.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: Your alter egos quite the pills. They're really annoying. Get
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: me started on that. What's up with them? Can you
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: get them under control.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 15: To twistad they are not twisted enough.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: To me, not being twisted is twisted, which is why
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: I said it that way.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: Do you feel a draft, because maybe it's a laugh
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: the joker.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: What's a brown upside down?
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: I smile?
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 15: In the weather forecast today.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: It's sunny. That to me is sad because I am
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: the joker.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: As the engineers of artists on artists and artists, I'm
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: glad we took a minute to walk away.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: I think they're doing a great interview in there. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: I think they're I think they're worthy.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The engineers are the engineers the podcast.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: We took a walk away, and I think everything's going
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: well and there. I think we could.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: I think we could leave. I think it's good. Let's
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: go to BJ's. Let's go to BJ town. They just
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: got laid off. What this fucking company fucking sucks?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 18: Nice?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, can we.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: Talk about it for a second because the pay structure
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: is insane of what this podcast?
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's crazy how little they pay people for how
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 6: much money they're making.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: Because they're making millions.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: And millions of dollars dollars a month.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: A month, I'll tell you this.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: It's a real stand and walk away operation where we
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 5: set up the cameras, we set up the mics, and
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: we walk away and we let these artists.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: Don't you. We're playing with your brain. We're playing with
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: your head. We're making you think things that are that
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: things that they are not.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: And you thought it would rhyme.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 9: You thought it would rhyme, but it doesn't.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 7: Nothing's more fucked up than un they're paying hard podcast worker.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: There's a question for all three of you. Yeah, Chuck, Mary, Kill, Batman, Superman, Aquaman.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: May I yes, asked you the question.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you for asking. May I.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: Kill, kill and kill yes? Correct?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, Doc Mary, Kiell, stan Leetle.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, keep going.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: Sam Stanley Stanley.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: And spider Man spider Man. I don't know who that
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: is because I am the Joker.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 7: I live in the DC universe and spider Man lives elsewhere.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: Hey guys, this is Jeremy.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 6: I just want to say, like, the next part of
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: this episode gets really weird and really crazy. So if
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 6: you want to stop now, comment in the comments right now.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 6: I stop now because I don't want you to have
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 6: to see what happens after this.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: Hey guys, this is Patrick. This is like really breaks
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: my heart. But we were posting this after because we
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: realized what comes next it's just going to turn a
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: lot of people off, and so we added this back in.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: But Jeremy's right, like this kind of isn't for everyone,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: and if you stick around, like we can't legally be
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: responsible for your thoughts on it.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Kylie. I took some time away from
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: the podcast for a little bit, and I just want
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: to let you guys know that after you hear what
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: you're about to hear, we decided to take an indefinite
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: pause and we're just sort of reevaluating where we're all
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: at and what we value and to see if those
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: values still aligned.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: So, hey, guys, it's Angela.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: I think like if we could just timestamp this, if
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: other people in the commons could time stamp this moment,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: because specifically this one and Jeremy's and Patricks and Kyle's,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: because the thing is what happened here is we have
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: a lot of unhinged episodes versus like hinged episodes, and this.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: One, this one is un.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 9: That the die was eligible actor, you got it.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 7: I was only books commercial. Jeremy, God you.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: You die, lad and glad Aritia who makes her money
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: eating do re toes on new.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: And let me guess.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 7: You not die. He was the person who used to
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 7: be an assistant and now lives in their own bosses
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 7: back yard, a little house. You might have even skipped
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 7: in the video to see what was so fucked up?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 7: Well here it is there it is poopy poop. You
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 7: think that's fucked up?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: About this poopy on an armpit?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: That it so funny? That is so funny?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: What about this?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: What about this? What about this poopy on the dead body?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 15: Let me let me, let me say what about this?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: What about this?
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: What about this grilled cheese?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: Just kidding?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 9: Poopy on pisso boom?
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I take it in.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: I bet you'll never sleep at night again after this.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: And by the way, there's the joker inside of you,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: and we could bring him out if we wanted.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 15: And in fact we're about to. If you look into
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 15: the lens.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, look at the lens whenever you're watching. Don't watch
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: the video anymore. Find the lens and look into it.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: Find a leg find a lens here.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: Joke dosn't have an audience.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 7: This is the way into the joker. Repeat these three
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 7: chants and you will unlock it and timestamp this moment
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 7: to come back to it. Hey guys, just jumping in.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 6: I know this episode is crazy, but actually this is
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: our first commercial. We got sponsored by Hello Fresh. We're
• 1:39:45
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• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: And this is our first ad ever. We've had some
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: trouble selling ads because people don't know what this is.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: Y we mentioned celebrities. It was really hard.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: It was really hard, Like our title is I kind
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: of hard to understand.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but even in positive reviews, like The Guardian actually
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: reviewed us and gave us a positive recommendation and they
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: called us, I would say, niche and alienating was the
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  Speaker 1: main sort of vibe that they said that we were.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: So we do want to shout out HelloFresh because they
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• 1:40:19
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• 1:40:37
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  Speaker 2: Artists on Artists on, Artists on Joker.
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  Speaker 15: Thought would sponsor.
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  Speaker 7: Nobody would ever sponsor a codcas like this make.
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  Speaker 1: You think I am I.
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  Speaker 3: Bet jack Terryan and I have sworn off Sammy.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: So look into your camera. I'm sorry, camera your lens.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: Three things. Number one, Number one, the funniest joke is
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: the one you can play on the world. Number two,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: knock knock, who's there? It's the joker.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 15: Number three up is down and down is up.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: A smile is a.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 15: Frown and a frown is a joker.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: And number four, yes, there's four.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: Kidding three.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: So if you're a joker, now comment you became the show?
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: Tell me exactly in the comments who you who became
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: the Joker?
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: In the comments, I went to see when you thought
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: time stamping became unnecessary because we asked for so many stuff.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: So I just wanted to check in with you, guys
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: because we're starting off this new podcast network and we
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: have a few podcasts we could consider to put on
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: our new network. We've got some VC funding, and I
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: saw these artists on artists guys, But I'm a little
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, concerned by the Joker episode. I don't
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: know if you guys felt this way.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: Felt like they put in two years of hard work
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: on really good, focused episode to all of them, because
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 5: I know our VC.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: It never meta.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: They never went meta, and I really appreciate that about it.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: It's cool because I'm also like, if I don't know
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: who the fuck you are, why don't I care if
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: you go meta?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: Exactly? I don't care about you, and you guys.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: Aren't famous enough to go mad like all the time,
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: stamp SmartLess easy.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: I won't do that. They're like, can we be honest?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is my thing with artists on ours.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: I love them so much, but.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: The laughing they really it's like, are we doing improvor
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: are we just sort of like, yeah.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: Just hanging out, you know. And it's also like, if
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: they're hanging out, why do I have to watch it? Yeah?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 5: But I will say all the other episodes exclusive, absolutely, Joe, Can.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: We agree that our answer is boy were lying?
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: Can you agree that our answers we were lying?
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: Could you believe that the Joker episode is the one
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 5: that he's the most fucked up?
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: And that's how you because we've got a lot of
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: funked up.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: We are the Jokers, and we are holding this podcast hostage.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: This has been artist on artists on Artists on artists
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: answer the question. Now, that's why we call it.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 9: This episode will.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: Never end until our demands ament.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 3: We are driving and listening to this episode.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: Pull over.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: Now I can see you. I could see you. Look
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: at your rabiomar, I could see you, bitch.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: Here's our demands.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 7: Number one, Patrick McDonald must come out as gay because
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 7: bisexuality doesn't exist.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: And that's about.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 6: No one.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: This is the boy. He must do that.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: He must he must do that.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: He was saying that we'd all take a personal demands.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 9: He is confusing.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: Is it by or is it girl?
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: Why the jokers? It's my lord?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: Is it's fly?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: We love all of it, but just for him, make
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: a choice.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 15: My goddamn choice. Why so bisexual?
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: Why so bye?
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: He said, Joe, God, what happened? What happened?
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, what happened?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 6: That says that we've been going, Oh my god, what's
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 6: thirty minutes there?
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: That was crazy?
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: Becifty six minutes?
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: When did my mom go to sleep? She went to sleep?
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not sleep The lats are out.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: How long has it been? I don't feel very good.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: This honestly happens to me sometimes when I talk too much.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: About the character, it just jumps back in when you
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: least expect. It always happens, just.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: Like I find myself like in a ditch somewhere.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: It's been genuinely so nice to meet all of it.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: It's been so good to meet.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: I will up to all of you guys, and I
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: hope to grow up to be one of them. You're
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: such a talented kid, You're such a so much it's
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: hard to be a child. Story get a little confused
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: and I lose time.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think it's being a child.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 6: Start is confusing and probably and it's the problem with
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 6: time never goes away.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, look at me.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 6: I'm thirty six and every day I wake up and go,
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 6: what the heck.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: Is going on?
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 6: You know, I was replaced in my movie. You know,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 6: at least you have the ability to play, you have
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 6: an audience.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: I went straight to DVD.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: You have your whole laugh ahead at your son, as
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: long as you remember the lot that's within you and
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: the lot that's within the joke, because they're the same lot.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: They're connected, So just follow that.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, thanks so much, guys.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if we could do anything today, it's that it's
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: to give you a light at the.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 6: End of the tunnel, because what is the joker if
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 6: not a light at the end of the tunnel?
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 7: For me.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: That character was hope.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: He is a bacon.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 6: Continue on because the only way to survive this life
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 6: is to find the comedy in it and to find
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 6: the joy.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: And why do we keep playing it? Why do we
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: keep doing this character?
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: Why does the world want to keep playing it?
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: Exactly? Why does he keep calling us back? It's because
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: it's ancient. The Joker is ancient. It's older than all
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: of us. You know, it's not this new fangled thing.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, the comic books, but that was just
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: who put it down. It's always been here, don't you see.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: People don't just keep playing Ursula. There was one Ursula.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: She's always been here.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: There's two.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, can, I I'm sorry, Can I just really was inspired?
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, son?
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: Son?
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: What what the hell? What the hell?
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 6: What'll just hear that I saw it? This is.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Answer the question. And that's why they call it to
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: the Joker? Good night.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't look yet, great, I won't look. Okay, you
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: got a car? Okay, that was the Joker.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 6: Guys.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, I have another favorite. News flash, I have another favorite.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: I have another favorite. It's it might be an oldie,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: it might be a newbie. Okay, let me just tie
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: my shoe for a moment, throw up. I'm throwing up.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 1: It's Weatherman. We shot this in another one of our
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: sort of airb and be a friend house.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: Tied sick in this the Pasadena tapes.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: In this, Jeremy is ill. In the Pasadena tapes, we
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: all played weathermen and.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: I had to flu. I had one hundred and three fever.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: At one point we're in a small room.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 6: That room like not this episode. But that's why Barbara
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 6: and Delight, this is some lore. Why Barbara and Alight
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 6: is the way she is is because I had a
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 6: one hundred and three fever.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 4: And I think about that about setbacks. If Jeremy never
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 4: got sick, Barbara and Delight would not exist. Yeah, and
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: I was just you can tell I was just gearing
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 4: up to be sick. I wasn't sick yet.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you had a line in there. There were
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: a couple lines in this episode that are just like
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: seered into my memory. Drinkable but for kids, Yes, what.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: Was that about? You'll have to watch to find I'm
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: gonna watch it. What was the thing? The shooter thing?
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was that shooter thing? There was a shooting you?
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: I hope it doesn't rain.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Artists on Artists and artists on Artists
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: this week, get ready for rain or sun or snow
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: or whatever else happens in the sky. We are talking
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: to some of the most beloved weather people on this
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: television world.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: Today's forecast calls for interesting advice, insightful opinions, and a
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: whole lot of predictions.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 5: We gather a bunch of your favorite weather people to
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: sit there, talk, process and get under what's above.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: So sit back because the forecast is coming. Let's listen in.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 1: Great Maybe I should sit like this, like I should.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we're not used to sit. I'm a standard.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 2: I'm a standard, for sure. I'm never Mike sitting is
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: really funny. But I'm a little bit like, where's the
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: green spreads? Exactly?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: You do?
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: I look? But it's nice to see you guys outside
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: the box. I thought you all were eighteen inches tall.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: That is rich nice, nice to meet you, but well,
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: you know each other for a long time.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: These parts.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 6: Sorry, I think for me, I just fall into because
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 6: you know, around town, I'm always saying nice to meet you,
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 6: because people always recognize me too.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows who you are, but you don't know who everything.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 4: I learned this I I my brother is a politician,
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 4: and instead of saying nice to meet you, says nice
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 4: to see you, because whether or not they've met you
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 4: in the past, it's easy to say nice to see you.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 2: Good good.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: I territory.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: That is genius, and I'm feeling that I'm stealing that
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: like a storm.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: That's a dirty little secret.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: Got we should talk to I mean, you guys probably
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: know us from seeing us all start.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: Good morning.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 11: My name is Yorkale and I am a weather guy.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 11: Oh my, you just caught yourself the wrong thing, media guy,
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 11: never of a weather guy.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: I call myself a weather guy. It's your Haale. Good morning.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: Well York is casual, of course, yes, and welcome back
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: to the show. It's me Seattle Cloud on the weather.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: We today's forecast is looking for and I'm happy to
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: be here and we can see that progressed throughout the week.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: How stoked I am to talk to you guys.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 4: Good morning Boston. My name is Alba Querque Drizzle, and
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 4: I am so excited to be here with you. I
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: can see a really nice weekend, a really nice day
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: of recording and we're gonna be rolling right through ruined
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 4: to having a good time.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: Good morning Vietnam. Just kidding.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 6: I do a lot of the international weather though. My
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 6: name is Memphis A light to heavy rain, and I
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 6: am so excited to be here to give you your
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 6: ten day forecast and talk to some of my other weathermen.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: Hey, now, Memphis, I gotta ask right off the gate,
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: is that a stage name or were you born with that?
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 2: Would you believe it? I was born with it.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: You were born with that?
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you because we grew up in the
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: same town. And I know your mom, Deborah light too,
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: and I know your father Derek Heavy Rain. Yes, and
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: they married each other.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 6: It's not a feminist household for absolutely feminists. You can
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 6: tell it's feminist because we share a last name. It's
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 6: a dead giveaway for yphened y, So light to heavy
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 6: Rain is a birth name. It kind of felt, you know,
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 6: sometimes the weather chooses you. Sometimes you choose the weather.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 6: Sometimes the weather chooses you, and so me jumping into
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 6: weathering is just a meteorology.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: It just felt right.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 6: Once I was born like that, Memphis, light to heavy Rain,
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 6: It just fell right in my hand, right in my pocket.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 6: Are all yours real names or what are you guys doing?
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: Albuquerque is not. My original name is Donald, but I
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: went to school at the University of New Mexico, Go Lobos,
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: and I of course adopted it because I just love
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: the culture there. I love the Mexican influences. I love
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: the Native American influences.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 6: Big your house, I love your house in Native American art. Yes,
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 6: I love ethically sourced. It's definitely ethically sourced, but somehow
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 6: still feels.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: That ethical still feels a little off the way you're
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: And ethically. Listen, the people I bought it from wanted
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: me to buy it, you know, that's all that matters.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 1: That's all that matters. All that matters, That's all that matters. Well,
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: I could say that my birth name dirty little secret.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: This this is a stage name, Seattle Cloud. My original
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: name was Seattle Sunshine, and that wasn't quite as marketable
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 1: for the weather they I just back.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: From the stage, So for you, Sunshine just wasn't rainy
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: enough for you.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't rainy because I'm sorry as a weather people.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 1: And this is another dirty little secret. We are craving drama,
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 1: right and as much as I love a hot day.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: There's no drama in sunshine.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 6: Cats out of the bag, and it's lipping up, lapping
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 6: up milk. I didn't think we get that dirty secret
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 6: so quick, but here we are. Let me tell you something,
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 6: A day that seventy six doesn't sell, It just doesn't.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 2: We will get process. Oh yeah, we're coming on Tuesday.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, coming soon.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: Process and questions answered. I'm gonna throw it over to you. Wait,
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: you already introduced yourself.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 5: Oh it's okay. I was just going to explain though.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 5: My name also is a stage name, believe it or not.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: Uh So I'm your key Haile.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 5: But my name is New York, New York, New York,
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 5: New York. They were mom, Dean Martin, What a dog.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 1: You?
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: OK? So I'm sorry, just to go back to it.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 6: Your mom's a Dean Martin fan, so she changed her
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 6: last name to New York and named your first name
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 6: New York.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: I'm confused how last name New York got into the picture.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 3: My real name is Paul Doodle.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: Sorry, so what is New York?
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: New York?
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: So you let me?
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, you're at a Friday. Let's take it back
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 3: to a Monday, and.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: Is are you drinking Scotch. Let's just say I drank
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: it already, So let me tell you the.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 5: Monday of it, and then we'll get to the Tuesday, Thursday, Friday,
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 5: You guys know, skip.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: Wednesday's over at ABC.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: Guy, great guy, A great guy. Terrible card player, absolutely
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: filthy at poker. That's a dirty little secret.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: You cannot play goldfish if it fucking hit him in
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: his head. Oh my my name is Paul Doodle.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 5: My my mother and my father the second I was
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 5: born are my nickname was New York, New York around
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 5: the household because I only stopped crying when New York,
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 5: New York the song it was.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: It's covered by multiple people. It's covered by.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 5: Basically the collar, so anytime it wasn't the singer itself,
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 5: it was really whoever was singing it.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that matters.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 3: So I'm explaining that's basically my birth name is what
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 3: I like to say. But my my law birth birth
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 3: by law name is.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: You already forgot it?
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 3: You know it's Paul Doodle.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, somebody needs a prompter, I think, Can I tell
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 5: you I'm looking for the prompter behind you, guys, and
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 5: I can't find it.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 2: I think I'm just not used to being.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 3: Off the cuff. No umbrella here.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, So anyway, my name is Paul Doodle. Then
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 5: I grew up being called New York, New York, and
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 5: now I'm New York Hill.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about being weather people. Huh yeah, I mean,
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 2: let's get get into it.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 5: Of course, let's kind of believe they're finally letting a
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 5: bunch of weather people in the city.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 2: It's dangerous. It's dangerous if we're here. Who's watching the Doppler?
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: Who is what Doppler five thousand? Uh?
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 1: Who's captaining the ship? There's no pilot?
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 2: Come on now, I mean, and people always wonder, you know,
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 2: technically are Layman's term is weather person, whether man woman,
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 2: But also the scientific term what we went to school
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: for was meteorology.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 1: Meteorology Isn't that funny? It is such a ring to it.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: It's doctor meteorology. You know. It feels very fancy, like
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 1: I got my my my banking up. I promise I'm
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: just a regular guy.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: Would you guys study meteorol in college? Meteorology aka Latin
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 2: for knowing how to read one type of radar.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: I couldn't wait.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: You are you too bad? RAI sure if you've heard
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: me say that joke before, I've heard you say a listeners,
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: all the hands are raised. A yeah, let's just say
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 2: all the hands were raised.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 2: I got into meteorology when I was a little kid.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 2: I grew up in a really small town and I
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 2: became and we grew up together, and we grew up together.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: Well you remember this, Yes, we can get into this.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 4: I was the little kid known far and wide by
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 4: farmers as the one to talk to about whether.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: Or not the rain's coming. It was amazing.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 6: He had a sense for it, unlike anything I've ever
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 6: seen before. It was farmers would line up, line up
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 6: wherever you were at school. You know, That's where I
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 6: learned about it, And they go, what is the kid's side?
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 6: What is the kids side?
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I was just trying to live my life, kid.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to watch hr Puffin stuff on
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: the camera. I used to to put all my favorite
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 2: TV shows into a camera and watch it. Gotta just see.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: I wanted to see natively like how it felt if
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: I watch it, or watch it like I was watching
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: it being shot.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 6: So I would put in there, that's amazing because that's
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 6: also kind of what weathermen do. They're seeing a projection
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 6: of themselves on the green stone.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 4: So I went, you know, and it's hard because I
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 4: think for me, the instincts had to kind of fall
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 4: away and I had to focus on the science of
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 4: it all.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 6: But I do love your special segment. Every time that
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 6: you do your guests as to what's going to happen
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 6: you're feeling, I.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: Call it three years out I do. I do three
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 2: years in advance of what the weather's going to look like.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 3: These things are starting to go viral.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 2: Right well, so I started doing them three years ago,
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: and now they're showing that I was correct and every
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 2: single prediction.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: We call you the Simpsons of the weatherman world because
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 1: you know, you go viral every once in a while,
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: you get it dead on the Simpsons, s U N s.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 1: The weather is exactly incredible.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 3: Did you guys study meteorology?
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I got into it a little a little off
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 1: the grid. I was a storm chaser by hobby. I
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: had a camcorder and I was running around running after
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: tornadoes in the middle of the country. Football of course,
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 1: of course, it's our super Bowl there. They said, oh,
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 1: a category five NATO is coming into Kansas. I better
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: chase that thing so I can get in the car
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 1: yard line exactly exactly. You got to get into the
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: end zone. Uh. And so I uh, I would chase
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: these storms. But the problem was I was and not
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 1: to toot my own horn too. Handsome locals wouldn't follow
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 1: evacuation orders because they were so distracted by my cheekbones
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: and laugh lines. Then they couldn't focus on what they
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: were supposed to do. They didn't go hide in their
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 1: in their little tornado cubby holes. They were out trying
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 1: to flirt with me, trying to get my damn number.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 1: I heard.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 2: I heard a lot of people were lost that way.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 2: They would come.
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 6: You'd be standing in front of the tornado going get away,
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 6: get away. They come out, try to talk to you.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 6: Not hunger downer, I think, fly round into the tornado.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 1: It's like bots to a blame. It was honestly, so tragic,
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm mourned for them all the time, and that
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: rests heavy on my conscience. But that was eventually how
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 1: I spotted because my other you know, my fellow storm
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 1: chasers basically said, buddy, you got to get out of here.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 4: Well, they called you the tornado siren, which not a
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 4: siren that plays tornadoes, but the Greek mythology term where
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 4: you call someon under.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 6: The rocks where it's dangerous where, which is an awful
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 6: name because also very confusing.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 1: You know, very confusing because people say, follow listen for
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 1: the siren, and then they go, oh, incredible, like bold, like.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 2: They that, oh really did give a poll?
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, you guys are a bunch of lookers.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine you with glasses on in meteorology school.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 5: Well, your cheekbones are so huge. I heard a rumor
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 5: that at the studio you work out, you have a
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 5: separate parking spot for your cheekbones.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 1: I do, of course, and it's a little gag that
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 1: started at the crew Smith's party. But I keep it
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 1: on because I like it and everybody likes it.
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: I guess a que Card guide did that, Huh, A
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: cute guard guy did. What happened to q card guys?
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: What's Telepropter's cave around?
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 4: Those honestly I felt bad for him, but also I
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 4: know they finally got a good day arrest. Yeah, because
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 4: one time que guards for news is so much right, especially.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 1: Breaking papercuts heel over because it is uh, it is
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 1: a tough show.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 5: They are writing so quickly when it's we're in early
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 5: at four am to get to hear and makeup. They're
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 5: here at midnight writing on those boards that they got
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 5: them from.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 3: Michael.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 4: We used to say, you're only your news is only
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 4: as breaking as your que card guy is fast.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, exactly exactly.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 2: Did you school for me your own?
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 11: I did.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 6: I kind of fell into it because my last name,
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 6: but I found I was actually I started out as
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 6: somewhat of an actor. I studied drama primarily, but one
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 6: time I got chewed out by Mike uh professor a
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 6: little too hard, so I switched to meteorology. It was yes,
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 6: we were doing a little Shop of Horrors and he hated.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: My version of it.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 1: Oh what what was your take? What went wrong?
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 6: I tried to do Seymour as a little bit more
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 6: rascally and dangerous and gritty, if you will, so, oh
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 6: you know, when you know, well, give me a couple
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 6: of lines from Seymour.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, Audrey, I got you this leather jacket.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 1: Got well, it's like he's in the room with us
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 1: and I freaking out that one.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 2: So sorry, I popped right into it. Yeah, absolutely, Wow.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 1: Do you ever want to go back to acting that?
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 1: Do you ever get the butt?
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 6: There's sometimes I do check my actors access to videoty.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: For you, Bud, good for you, good for your boat,
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 1: good for you.
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: And thank you.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 6: So you go back and asked, I go back. I'm
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 6: waiting for submitted or submitted. I'm waiting for a submission
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 6: or a breakdown to through my actor's access. So if
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 6: you're listening, if we want to reach me, I find
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 6: this guy's actor's access.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 1: Find this guy's actors acts guys.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 5: Get this guy's actor's access, and put one thing about
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 5: my actor's accesses.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 6: That is actually what I use my stage name, which
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 6: is Memphis don Memphis.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 1: Don't like d O m E or d O n e,
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 1: but pronounce different than done.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 2: Those are the two choices. Well, shoot, I am realizing
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 1: Done Memphis done, Memphis done.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 2: Probably why auditions start coming. Well shoot, well it's so
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 2: tough you pronounce it, but you spelling it out like that.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: He shoo.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: Shoot, I know what we call a missed forecast, and
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 1: that it happens to the best I am.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about it.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 6: This forecast nothing worse, Yeah, nothing worse, predicting rain and
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 6: getting a bunch of mail writing in saying it's it's
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 6: not rainy at all today.
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 2: You know, it's tough because I think as a weather man,
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 2: as a meteorologist, people actively want you to be wrong
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: so they can have something to be mad about it. Exactly.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 4: You know, if you did something wrong, you are literally
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 4: the reason why somebody can't have a keensanira. You're the
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 4: reason why somebody can't have their baseball game.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 6: If you're predicting sun and it rains on somebody's wedding day,
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 6: they're not saying it's ironic. They're saying, I'm gonna fucking kill.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 3: But here's that, guys. This hasn't been. This hasn't been
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 3: what's been happening in our industry for that long.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 5: It's only since the twitters started that they can find
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 5: me and tell me you mainly cancel my wedding, because before,
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 5: in the nineties, I would report.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 3: This stuff and it would go to dead ears on MySpace.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like, you know, anyways, it was mail. Of
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 1: course they would send you and they would be pissed
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 1: off about a day, but because of the speed of mail,
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 1: you don't even know what day they're talking about. So
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 1: it rolls out the cheek a little easier, and you
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 1: count's pretty mean, and your cheek is so steep, and
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 1: it takes a long time to roll off this thing.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you this is what I miss about
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 2: physical mail. You can burn mail. You can't burn your computer.
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, you can't burn a Twitter tweet, can't.
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: You can't burn, you can't fay stay on. And I've
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 2: learned hard lessons about responding. Yeah, I'm sure. Have you
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: guys ever responded to it?
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 2: I always use the emoji with the two hands up
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 2: like this and the and the clouds.
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 1: Well, it used to Twitter used to be more like texting,
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 1: where you got to talk to everybody who talks to you.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 1: But I was recently told by the station, Hey, buddy,
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 1: you don't got to talk to everybody like that.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 4: I hold office hours. I let people come in for
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 4: one hour a week and tell me how they feel.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 4: I don't receive anything else, and I usually in person.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah. So I'm in Boston and we our
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 4: studio is behind a big glass wall that you can
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 4: watch us record when we're recording on Good Day Boston,
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 4: right by the State House, and it's it's fun because
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 4: they'll come over and I'll just sit there and I'll
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 4: listen to him for an hour and they can scream
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 4: at me.
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 2: But through glass they can do whatever they want. And
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 2: sometimes I act like I'm listening and sometimes I act
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 2: like I'm not, but I never can hear them.
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 1: We could not do that New York.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 3: We could never do that in New York.
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 2: What tunny is actually they do that on The Today
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 2: Show every single day.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 3: We couldn't state New York.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 1: They don't have that strong up there.
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 6: I had a The Today Show you don't know, Okay,
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 6: you're not doing that's a classic.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 3: We all know.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 2: We all have run ins with Dick of the Weather.
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 2: He is problematic, the Andy Dick. We mean drunk and
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 2: really really problematic and.
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 1: Hitting on my we mean drunk and hitting on my
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: real life friends.
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 12: So that's what we mean by And that's a personal
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 12: anecdote from all of us that we love Al, but
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 12: in a way that we want Andy Dick where you
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 12: never go near him.
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 5: But I love Al and Al created some of the
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 5: Ten Commandments. I'd say about some of the ten, some
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 5: of the some of the before hour was only four
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 5: or five.
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, we could talk about the ten commandments. I mean,
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 1: this isn't somebody that's something that we let the public
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 1: in on. But I one of the commandments. This is
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 1: the first one I learned. Number six is a smile
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 1: saves lives, but a frown makes it rain.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a huge commandment there, that's huge. Number one is
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: uh proverb.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 3: If you will?
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sort of a rhyme more than the order.
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  Speaker 4: One through five or thou shouts and then six through
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 4: ten are kind of proverbs.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 1: There's sort of using yeah, yeah, I guess.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 2: Which one's out there? Did he the owl shouts or
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: did he depends on what he was drinking is a problem, Sorry, darling,
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 2: And by that I mean colleague listen. I would say
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 2: my favorite commandment is thou shalt point to where you're
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 2: talking about.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one sounds way more like a commandment, Yeah, exactly.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 3: The other ones, which is I will be kind and.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 6: Rewind Oh that is funny, and that came out right
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 6: at that movie came out. We learned a lot from
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 6: whether people. We learned a lot from be kind Rewind
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 6: we love that Shell Gondry film. Yes, number two of
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 6: course is thou shalt never say one hundred percent anything.
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 6: We can never ever guarantee one hundred percent something's gonna happen,
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 6: because bad things can happen if you do one hundred percent.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 1: There's a hunt. And there's another saying, which is there's
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent chance it's gonna bite you in the
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: ass if you say one.
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 2: So that's nine A. So nine is actually connected to two.
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 2: We should tell you the tears.
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 3: There's there's one through ten and then there's abc D.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 2: This is why you go to school folks for it, because.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 1: Every weatherman wants to put their own little spin on it.
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 1: So the commandments is and we got a Google doc
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 1: full of these.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's on a Google doc, so it's always changing.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 6: It's like we when the weathermen founded it, they wanted
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 6: to make sure it's like the Constitution, a living document exactly,
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 6: so they put about Google docs so it could always
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 6: be edited. All you have to do is request access.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 1: And that's true. That is a that is the only living,
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 1: truly living document we have. It's truly granditable community to
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 1: Google docs.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 5: And I tell you, uh commandments eight through ten start
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 5: were added when women started becoming weather people.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 6: Yes, right, that's why number three is women can be
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 6: weather people. Yeah, huge, huge one. It kind of broke
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 6: weather men in half when that came around. They didn't
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 6: know what was happening. They didn't know how to handle it.
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 1: You guys, remember what happened to uh to uh Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida,
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 1: florian Florida.
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 4: Son, I'm not sure you're talking about the weather women
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 4: in Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida were all they're.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 3: Good, both are good.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, it was it was Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida.
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 1: I was mixing her up with her sister.
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 4: We used to date well, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida. You
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 4: might know her by her nickname Florida because it's Florida, Florida.
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course, Florida, Florida and Florida, Florida, Florida. Why
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 1: did they now, what the hell did I bring this up?
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 2: Florida, Florida, something about women getting become weathermed.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't have the faintest idea where I
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 1: was going with this.
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 3: We're talking about women in the industry because we love
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 3: them women.
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 2: But she was talking, well I'm talking about I'm talking now.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 1: I remember what it was, and it was related to
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 1: a thing you said that we kind of zipped by,
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 1: which was that the weather men were having a tough
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 1: time with it. But Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida.
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 3: If you said that after.
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 1: Know when she got on the scene in in Memphis,
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 1: she split four weather men in half. They literally fell
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 1: apart in the scenes.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 4: I can't believe we didn't almost talk about it. Yeah, no,
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 4: it was God, she literally killed multiple weather.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: But what's my favorite thing to do?
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 3: After your fork?
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 1: As you go?
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 3: And now, wasn't that worth it?
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 2: Absolutely? Well?
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 1: Cut it out. They always cut it out, But I
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 1: love to say it.
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 2: I did want to talk about if we could uh
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 2: jump storms for a second. Okay, a new front's coming in.
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 2: It's a new topic.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 4: And move into a different county. Yeah, move into a
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 4: different county. Let's move on over here to I want
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 4: to talk about banter with the anchors. That is something
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 4: that I bring this up.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 2: I get a little off the cuff. Well, let's talk
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 2: about it, because on the job. You got to learn this.
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 2: They don't teach you this in college, but what you're
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 2: prepared for when you get in for the first weather cast,
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 2: you talk about exactly what the weather is, and then
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 2: they cut back and you're way far away in the
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 2: studio from the anchors, and you talk for what it
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 2: feels like five hundred years about absolutely nothing with the anchors.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 1: And sometimes you know, the producers, they're in your ear
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 1: and they say, we got a stall. We got a
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 1: stall because the news that you know, you hit these points,
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 1: but at a certain point, sometimes it doesn't work out
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 1: the timing, uh, and so we we sometimes have to
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 1: go on and on and on and on. And I
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 1: remember talking about different scenarios in which rain could happen
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 1: for years. There was once twenty three minutes I went
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 1: on a run, a banter run of well, I hope
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 1: you brought your umbrella to the beach if you're going
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 1: to the beach, And then you know, Herb, Herb at
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 1: the desk would go, well, I hope you brought your
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 1: umbrella if you win hiking, and then he'd throw it
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 1: right on back to me. I'd go, I hope you
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 1: brought your umbrella if.
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 2: You were on a trail twenty seven minutes.
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Then I throw it back to herb and
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 1: he says, I hope you brought your umbrella if you're
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 1: going shopping at Target. And then I say, well, then
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 1: you don't need more you're inside. And then he goes, well,
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 1: I bet, I bet not the way I do it,
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 1: And then we we sort of went on a run
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 1: on that for a few minutes.
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 2: Back to umbrellas run more of an argument. You're forgetting
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 2: what Leslie Wilkins, who was the fe all anchored the time.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 2: She kept saying boys.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she would say boys, boys. There's interesting. John Oliver
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 1: did this hilarious super cut and their digital team is
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 1: ruthless with the news footage. They are always have you
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 1: guys got on Last Week Tonight on a lot of
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 1: them and.
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 4: Jo John Oliver sends uh people to he We hire
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 4: people as PA's who end up being Last Week Tonight
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 4: writers And that's really the rats thereanks.
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 1: No, they're thinking of clippable moments all day long. Yeah,
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 1: and you know that we're on autopilots sometimes we're just
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 1: talking and they and they all they see is clips.
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 4: I actually have a surprise for you guys. I got
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 4: together with the producers of this podcast, and I got
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 4: examples of banter from all of our broadcasts. O, my god,
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 4: are you gonna.
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 3: Play them behind my screen?
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 3: I don't have a green screen.
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 2: We're just gonna play them on the screens over there.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 3: We can't point at it.
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, we can point at it if you want to,
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 2: just have to point that way. Can you point forward?
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 1: No?
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm the right of the left.
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 2: You want to try pointing forward? Just once? Try that way?
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 2: Can I can I listener at home?
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Please push please? Oh oh oh, this is like
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 3: physical therapy.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 1: You better hit the chiropractor after this.
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 5: I'm just not used to putting my body that way. Here,
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 5: I am facing you. Sure, we're facing the left. Sure, anyway,
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 5: let's play those clips?
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 1: This crazy?
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 2: So this is clips, right, this is your clip. It's
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 2: the anchors talking. It's it's well, no, here's what it is.
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 2: It's you finishing the broadcast, and then the anchors talking
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 2: a little bit before the legendary. Yes, I guess was it.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 2: So here's yours.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 6: Let's let's play yours, buddy players, And that's the ten
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 6: day forecast.
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 2: I've been Memphis Light to heavy rain. Thank you guys
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 2: so much. Wow, looks like, uh, I'm probably gonna have
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 2: to cancel my kids birthday party this week.
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 3: Looks like we will not be able to do the
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 3: bouncy out.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 6: Well, I wouldn't count it too much. It's only thirty percent.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 6: Maybe let the guests know a little bouncing in the ring.
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, Memphis, you love to bounce.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 2: I love to bounce on that cock.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, oh, what.
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 7: That was?
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 1: I want to know.
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 3: Before anyone talks. I want to know what bouncing on
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 3: the cock is you?
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 2: What is bouncing on a cock?
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 1: That is that jacking it off? You know? Oh? I
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 1: my mind didn't even go there. My friend I assumed vaginal.
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 1: My bad.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 6: So we don't really need to talk about the nitty
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 6: gritty details. I was fun, I guess.
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 1: So No, this is very out of character for me.
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 1: I will say. I gotta wash my damn mouth out
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 1: with soap.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 6: So, I was trying to do a light banter. Completely
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 6: blew it, uh and they didn't. Unfortunately, they couldn't edit
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 6: it out. So I got in a lot of trouble.
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 6: But luckily, uh, you know, I think that was one
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 6: of my worst ones. Unless you guys had.
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 1: To be the worst one. I would hope.
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 2: I'm telling what we have. Oh you have another one? No, No,
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 2: that's not okay.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 3: You want to do more?
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 2: No, I don't need to do more. I think we
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 2: got York's next. Okay, Yeah, let's play it.
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, if it's anything based off of what I've been
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 5: doing on this couch, I'm worried.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 2: All right. I think are you wasted? What is going on?
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 2: Are you drinking like Dean Martin or something? Wow?
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: If you want to know.
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 5: No one asked me if I went to meteorology school,
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 5: because I didn't.
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 2: Because I'm the hag at the table.
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 4: At the table, the hag, the hack look at that. Okay,
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 4: play my clip all right, and I'm gonna play it.
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 4: And it starts with you talking and goes into the anchors,
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 4: just the end of the end of your forecast.
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 3: Thank you for really walking, and I'll see you later
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 3: on the Yorky Hale. Good night.
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 2: Wow, some great weather coming up, isn't it.
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited. I might get uh my, my, my,
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 1: my towel after the beach.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a great day for to off right.
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 19: Yeah, do I feel like Yorky You're still on Still Boy,
• 2:19:26
  Speaker 19: they both really winging it today.
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 1: Well, well, you know, John, John, I think I'm sure
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 1: looking forward to the sun.
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 2: I'm really looking forward to turn. You're still York. You
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 2: know it's all.
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 1: So now, you know so.
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 2: I hate that clip. I can't believe you found Yeah,
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 2: that was the first thing that came up on a
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 2: Google your name.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 1: I'm the land. You keep saying it with a G
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 1: instead of a c K. That's why we're confuse, my friend.
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 2: Very different things, hagged, hack just fundamentally different.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 3: What can I say?
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 1: I sleep in the snow.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: What made you feel so much like a hag? After
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 2: that broadcast? You never sweat so much? You feel like
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 2: a hag.
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 5: You don't think you're out there with the bright light
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 5: thing on all these you know, you feel sometimes like
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 5: you're talking so much, your mouth is so dry.
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking hag, you know, my friend, I've never
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 1: thought that way. I also think hag is quite gendered,
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 1: and I would say, you know, we're all sixty five
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 1: year old men give or take right, and like a hag. Now,
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 1: my friend, I get I think you're getting a bit off, Mic.
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 1: We might get into trouble. Don't want you getting on
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 1: John Oliver again.
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 2: No, you're right, you should quite your mouth because we've
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 2: got your clues. Yeah, you should talk.
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a little nervous for what this is gonna be.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 1: Just it's gonna start with you before. I'm gonna talk first.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna talk first.
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 1: Get your clip.
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 2: Is the end of your forecast? Okay?
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 1: Great, So somebody play that climic case. All right, play
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 1: and we can expect San Jose to get the brunt
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 1: of the storm with sixty five percent chance of brain
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 1: moving on up into Sacramento. We will see that seventy
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 1: percent chance, but should clear up by midday. Just five pm.
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 1: Back to you, Cheryl.
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 2: Wow, just in time for the Golden State Warriors game.
• 2:21:28
  Speaker 2: It'll be great.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, that'll be awesome.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 2: What do you yeah?
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 1: Baby? Yeah, baby, I can't wait to see you. Can't
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 1: wait to see you tonight.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 3: At that Warriors game. We are looking forward to a.
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 2: Win for a Bay Area We're gonna be going accident
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 2: for Steph. Curry is going to be back tonight.
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 1: What was ion?
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking to you.
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're yourst's still on.
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 1: No, you're playing in frank on me? Yeah, baby, yeah, baby.
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to see you tonight.
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you tonight.
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to see Steph Curry tonight.
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to watch back.
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah baby, me too. Yeah you're gonna wear that little dress?
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah baby, And we will.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 2: Have oh my breaking news that it has been a
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 2: shooting at them all.
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I hope it doesn't rain. That was actually the
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 1: worst part the Actually we didn't have to play the
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 1: other No, that was the worst part of the clip.
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 1: It's it's interesting, it's a double why because I really
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 1: thought the first part was bad.
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 3: It's the worst thing to say.
• 2:22:39
  Speaker 6: You were doing voice to text, but you added inflection
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 6: for the text, and the end is just definitely the worst.
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 3: God everything.
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 5: There have been so many ungodful shootings that are so disgusting,
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 5: and no one has ever said anything more.
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 1: About my friends. I'm not proud my friends.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not proud.
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 1: And thank god I have these cheekbones, otherwise I would
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 1: not have skated out of that thing alive.
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 1: It's funny, speaking of insensitive, they actually played that on
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 1: America's Funniest Home Videos, which I feel like is totally incorrect.
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 5: It's also did you make a mistake or were you
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 5: it's were you hoping it wouldn't rain?
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I I genuinely was hoping it wouldn't rain. I thought,
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 1: what could be the worst thing that would happen to
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 1: those people? After that happened, Well, I think.
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 2: What's hard too, is you're the weather person, right, you
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 2: can discuss it.
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm not supposed to talk about hoping. I'm
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 1: supposed to talk about no facts or not. It's not
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 1: my proudest moment, gentlemen, it's not my proudest moment.
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 3: Inner monologue doesn't rain, it's not helpful anyone.
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 1: Well, my friends, I'm nothing if not honest, and sometimes
• 2:23:59
  Speaker 1: it's me into trouble. You're honest, and.
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 2: I'm a hag. You have a clip of me. Of course,
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna throw you guys under the bus, shove
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 2: myself in the fourth Okay, this clip? All right? Thank
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 1: All right, Uh let me see, let me see your
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 1: laptop over here and play.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: And it looks like it's gonna be beautiful in the
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 2: back bay this weekend, and we're gonna have a gorgeous,
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 2: gorgeous day for a lot of fun in the sun.
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 2: Maybe head out to the Commons, get on the swamp boat,
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 2: and I have a good time. I am so looking
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 2: forward to a gorgeous day. It's about time.
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 1: It's about time, after the after the rain we've had.
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 2: Huh, I'm really excited. I I didn't like the rain.
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 2: No it was I know, I'm a weather man, and
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 2: I am supposed to like all the weather. But I
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 2: don't like the rain. You don't have to like that.
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 2: I don't like the rain.
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 1: Hot take over here.
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 2: It's okay. What are you guys up to this week?
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 2: And anything fun? Well, I think I'm gonna go take
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 2: the kids and the wife out boating.
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 1: Well, that's nice. What's happening to you?
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 2: I have to go?
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 1: What was that?
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 6: Just?
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 2: I just got a call from my doctor. What's going on?
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 2: Turns out my farts are ripping. My farts are so
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 2: acidic they are hurting my butthole. Turns out my farts
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 2: are poisonous to my butthole.
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 1: I think, I think the sound is going to be quite.
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 2: Well my own butthole. It's going to be great. Oh
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 2: my god, my farts are killing my butthole.
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 1: My farts, right, you've been you've been laying off the
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 1: nachos lately, having too many snacks.
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 2: Don't you talk about what I eat. It's not about
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 2: what I eat, it's what comes out. Are killing my butthole. Farts,
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 2: you're killing my butthole. It's just in breaking news one
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 2: of the towers, that the twin Towers has fallen. I
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 2: hope it doesn't rain. I love it parallel.
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 1: It's such a mistake to make.
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 2: I got it too, not because I saw yours and
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 2: I said, I've done it, sort of a gut reaction. Yeah,
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 2: And it turns out it was just kind of it
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 2: was the.
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it turns out your butthole wasn't being killed.
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 2: I guess. I guess farts can't kill anything. That's an
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 2: important lesson to learn it. I guess farts can't.
• 2:26:16
  Speaker 3: But I will say that clip that is like our
• 2:26:18
  Speaker 3: to play us out of the Weathermen's.
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 4: Absolutely to play us out, you know, you know, yeah,
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 4: well I hated that the Double Rainbow guys made farts
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 4: are killing my buttthole into a song.
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 2: I didn't like that. Absolutely, you know that time was
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 2: was tough.
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 1: And also they dug that footage up from from from
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 1: so long ago. I mean two thousand and one.
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 2: That was you think it'd buried?
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 5: You think and Rosy o'donald did that like dance on
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 5: top of that that audio.
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah she did. The parts are killing my butthole audio
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 2: audio dance crazy that Rosie o'donald did that dance.
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 7: What I'm just saying, so the hags on the mic, No,
• 2:26:52
  Speaker 7: you're sorry about that, super big.
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 2: Hag, sir, New York, New York, You're not ahead.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 3: Guys, what is your favorite forecast to report on your dream.
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 4: For We talked about this a little earlier. You said
• 2:27:11
  Speaker 4: tornadoes are like the super Bowl, right, but for weather people,
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 4: every sort of weather phenomena is its own events. So
• 2:27:18
  Speaker 4: tornadoes are like the super Bowl. Hurricanes are a little
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 4: bit like the People's Choice Awards.
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just giving those things.
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 7: Can we.
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about it? They're saying every little storm
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 1: pattern with a swirly thingy is a hurricane.
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  Speaker 5: And can I tell you, part of me thinks, ever
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 5: since they got we got really good TVs in the homes,
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 5: really good image on the TVs, that they.
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 3: Just want to do those tornadoes to show how good
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 3: And let's talk about it, and let's.
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 1: Be honest the graphics team is having too much fun,
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 1: so they're.
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 2: Just boy when it comes to other weather phenomena floods
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 2: with the streams, yes, yes, which we forget.
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 3: And then every once in while it's like, wait, what,
• 2:27:59
  Speaker 3: oh a flood?
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 6: All floods are the streamings because they only ever happen after.
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 6: You never can predict a flood happening, you know, And
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 6: so when the streamings are over, you kind of go,
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 6: what the hell was all of that?
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 2: And why did everyone who most people cared about it
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 2: before it began? Oh? Should I be caring about that?
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 2: That's always a flood? Should I be caring about that
• 2:28:15
  Speaker 2: mass the streamings? Yeah?
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd call overcast clouds the Golden globes because they
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 1: are a corrupt and evil weather pattern.
• 2:28:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, overcast is don't hack up, you hack up your food.
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm sorry.
• 2:28:30
  Speaker 1: I ate a bunch of sandwiches before a bunch.
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 5: Oh that's a weather man's breakfast, A bunch of sand
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 5: like a banana bunch.
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 1: Of Get on a banana bunch. You ever heard that
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 1: old You've never gotten a banana bunch from Mendosino far Banana.
• 2:28:46
  Speaker 1: It's really creative. They do a bunch of four inch
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 1: sandwiches on a banana bunch. It's really creative with the.
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 5: Did you have you heard that old adage, what's in
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 5: a weather man's lunchbox A bunch of sandwiches.
• 2:29:01
  Speaker 3: And a cloud.
• 2:29:04
  Speaker 6: Well that's actually commandment number seven, what's in a bunch
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 6: of What's in a weather man's lunchbox?
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 2: A bunch of sandwiches? Big.
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 1: It's interesting because we have proverbs and we have thou schaltz,
• 2:29:20
  Speaker 1: and then we have sort of observational comedy. Did you
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 1: ever hear the one about well?
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 20: Wow?
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 6: Well, can I ask you guys a personal question? Well,
• 2:29:33
  Speaker 6: what do you think is the hardest day that did
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 6: you've had?
• 2:29:36
  Speaker 2: On the weather? One day?
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 6: I can jump in Uh okay, I'm sure you guys
• 2:29:40
  Speaker 6: remember this. I was supposed to be giving the weather,
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 6: and I said, it looks pretty good. Besides, uh, Toronto,
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 6: so stay indoors and have a good time. I thought
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 6: it said Toronto. It said tornado, and the tornado ripped
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 6: through the town.
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 1: And I hate when the when the doppler says pretty
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 1: good except tornado, it's the worst.
• 2:30:05
  Speaker 6: I wish they clarified that all that when they kind
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 6: of do this bit where it's pretty good, except a
• 2:30:10
  Speaker 6: tornado that's always read it as Toronto.
• 2:30:13
  Speaker 3: It's a mistake. Mistakes suck, I mean once.
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 2: Sorry, No, go ahead, I want to hear what you
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 2: think about how mistakes suck. Go ahead.
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 1: Do you sounds like you know?
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 2: Did you mess up? I'm sorry, let's hear it. I
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 2: want to hear your mistake.
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 3: Oh well it's okay, thank you. You know I hate
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 3: when we mess up. It sucks. It sucks.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 1: It sucks so much.
• 2:30:35
  Speaker 5: But actually it was a little prank by my team.
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 5: It was my birthday and they replaced the the what
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 5: do you call it? The when I read the words.
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 3: Off of the things?
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 5: They replaced the teleprompter with a karaoke machine, and I
• 2:30:48
  Speaker 5: was reading the lyrics to Mariah Carries.
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 3: All I want for Christmas? Is you like it was
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 3: a forecast.
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 2: Oh that's really tough.
• 2:30:56
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't hear it.
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 2: Actually, let's throw it.
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 3: And today we have I don't want a lot for Christmas.
• 2:31:10
  Speaker 3: There is just one thing I need here at the tip.
• 2:31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you realize it pretty quick.
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 1: What to do?
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 3: Humilion.
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 2: I can't believe they spelled the letters out.
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 5: A yeah, well that's how the karaoke machines do it.
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 5: But what's your mistake that sucks your day?
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 2: That sucks?
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 2: I had a really rough day. This was young in
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 2: my career. I unfortunately accepted payola from a local sled
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 2: company to say that it was going to snow you
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 2: don't don't want to do. They wanted to get into
• 2:31:37
  Speaker 2: the real interview. I was in bad. I was I
• 2:31:40
  Speaker 2: was going through some really terrible, terrible stuff. I was
• 2:31:43
  Speaker 2: going through divorce at the time, and uh, I not
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 2: only that, but was just really not feeling good about myself.
• 2:31:50
  Speaker 2: I low self esteem. Cloud. He said, hey, worst sled
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 2: company will give you fifty thousand dollars if you help
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 2: us sell sleds this weekend. It was June and Albuquerque,
• 2:31:59
  Speaker 2: and I said, crazy, crazy snowstorm coming. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 2: If you live by a hill, you need a big sled.
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 2: You sure those weren't lyrics to hurry? I don't practice sanchuria.
• 2:32:10
  Speaker 2: I ain't got no crystal ball. Okay, good, yeah, okay.
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 3: Lyrics okay good?
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 2: I heard okay good, No, yeah, I heard about this.
• 2:32:19
  Speaker 2: That was I got tartan feathered in the towns You
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 2: did they did? Yeah? A more modern version, which was
• 2:32:27
  Speaker 2: just hot glue and milk.
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 1: But hot glue and milk on me in the that
• 2:32:33
  Speaker 1: the milk sticks to the super clue.
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 2: Crazy. They don't tell you that I behind the super
• 2:32:39
  Speaker 2: glue box. Well, it's just something that doesn't come up
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 2: a lot, but they should tell you.
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 1: We're asking them a lot to put on the box.
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 1: There's already there's.
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 2: A to the glue. So is that going on the
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 2: milk box or the glue box both?
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you about a mistake I made.
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 1: I was, you know, my uh this was back in
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 1: the nineties and I was, you know, I was getting
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 1: my start in San Jose. I was doing the weather
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 1: and everything was going pretty well. I had a I
• 2:33:08
  Speaker 1: had a pretty established reputation then and my brother was
• 2:33:12
  Speaker 1: going through a hard time and uh he lost his job,
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 1: you know he uh he haended a relationship. He was
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 1: in a tough spot, and so I thought, you know,
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 1: what what if I throw him the bone? What if
• 2:33:23
  Speaker 1: I do the forecast with him? And uh so I
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 1: brought my brother to work and the station wasn't happy with.
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 3: Not beer with your brother who's down, you know, And
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 3: to be honest.
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't drink too much. So I don't
• 2:33:37
  Speaker 1: really know how to relate to him in a different
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 1: in another way, and so h it's difficult, and so
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 1: I I I grabbed him. I I said, come on
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 1: down to the station. No, Ronnie, come down to the station.
• 2:33:47
  Speaker 1: And so uh, he got on TV and he absolutely
• 2:33:50
  Speaker 1: did not know what to do. He he threw up,
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 1: and it was they.
• 2:33:54
  Speaker 2: Had to cough didn't.
• 2:33:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he threw up. And then the worst part
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 1: was that hero the gun out.
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 2: And the worst yeah, And.
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 1: So I had to I had to buy the station
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 1: manager quite a few drinks to make up for it.
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 2: At least you did that is that is you know.
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get politically here, but that's one
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 2: of my biggest things about changing the gun laws. We
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 2: need to I don't care about background checks. I need
• 2:34:21
  Speaker 2: to know are you gonna get weird with this gun
• 2:34:24
  Speaker 2: after you throw up? That's are you gonna pull it out?
• 2:34:28
  Speaker 1: As sort of an instinctual response of like.
• 2:34:31
  Speaker 2: Because ship I threw up, I remember this slip. It
• 2:34:35
  Speaker 2: did feel like he pulled it out of embarrassment. He
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 2: pulled it out, throw up, you know what I mean?
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 3: And we have to be careful who has access to
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 3: a gun after bar threw up.
• 2:34:49
  Speaker 2: It's fight or flight kicks.
• 2:34:50
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't loaded. He wasn't that kind of guy.
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 1: It's just sort of a thing he carries around and
• 2:34:55
  Speaker 1: feels safe.
• 2:34:56
  Speaker 2: For the course.
• 2:34:56
  Speaker 5: But you know what you were talking about the newscasters, right,
• 2:34:59
  Speaker 5: and we a the weather people. And I think, listen,
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 5: it's towards the end of the interview, and I think
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 5: we should get we should get real for a minute.
• 2:35:06
  Speaker 3: We're talking about gun laws, constrictions.
• 2:35:08
  Speaker 2: Everything I've said is basically what I say in press release.
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 2: Let's get real. Now you can find all.
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 5: What we said on the internet, right, but let's get
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 5: real because I want to say those newscasters, the contracts
• 2:35:20
  Speaker 5: are different. Yeah, okay, and you don't know that the
• 2:35:23
  Speaker 5: contracts are different. Okay, this just in the contracts are different.
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, See we can do their job. We could do
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 2: their job in pay the weathermend the same.
• 2:35:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, no, I wouldn't say that because we get
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 4: paid way more. Right, contracts are different, and that we
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 4: get paid more. We get paid so much more.
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 7: But we.
• 2:35:46
  Speaker 3: Have a much bigger morality.
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 2: Clause exactly, absolutely, because our clauses, we get paid more,
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 2: but we get to do less. The contracts are different.
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 1: We basically we have to have the sexuality of apple juices,
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 1: and we gotta keep it all.
• 2:36:02
  Speaker 2: Drinkable but for kids. But put it.
• 2:36:18
  Speaker 1: So, you know, and you sign these things because you
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 1: want a job.
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 6: Of course, absolutely the sexuality that if a kid sees
• 2:36:26
  Speaker 6: you on screen they have a crush on.
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 1: You, you know exactly, it's it's it's it's it's so
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 1: you don't upset the kids. This means no gyrating at
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 1: the bar or anything, no doing anything.
• 2:36:38
  Speaker 2: I'm getting a phone call. Oh, this is crazy. There's
• 2:36:45
  Speaker 2: a sandstorm hitting Cincinnati.
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 3: No way, no way, who told you that on the phone.
• 2:36:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. My phone doesn't save any numbers.
• 2:36:55
  Speaker 1: How do you work with that?
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 2: That's the phone you're using. I don't update. My phone
• 2:37:01
  Speaker 2: always wants me to I like I like playing. There's
• 2:37:04
  Speaker 2: a sandstorm, sandstorm Cincinnati.
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 1: So how happens?
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 2: I know? So we go we cover report it.
• 2:37:11
  Speaker 6: We didn't even start about global warming. How much is
• 2:37:13
  Speaker 6: fuck with our jobs? We should talk about let's talk
• 2:37:15
  Speaker 6: about let's get into the I hate it.
• 2:37:17
  Speaker 2: But I love it because it's interesting. Yeah, well, if
• 2:37:19
  Speaker 2: we can sum it up we can hate it, but
• 2:37:21
  Speaker 2: also keep at work.
• 2:37:24
  Speaker 1: Hate it, love it. Keeps me on a job, don't
• 2:37:26
  Speaker 1: give them. Yeah, that about sums it up. Here we go.
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 3: Let's let's let's report this.
• 2:37:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's report this.
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 1: So this is so funny. I've never done this in
• 2:37:37
  Speaker 1: a team before.
• 2:37:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's do one report.
• 2:37:41
  Speaker 4: Well, we got some sand coming to Cincinnati this week,
• 2:37:44
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna throw over to my buddy York.
• 2:37:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it.
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 3: Looks like it is coming in.
• 2:37:48
  Speaker 5: It is coming into the is my my, Yeah, I'm
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 5: passing it on to my buddy over there, Memphis, is
• 2:37:56
  Speaker 5: my Well.
• 2:37:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, your mic is on. We have a sandstorm in Cincinnati.
• 2:38:00
  Speaker 6: There is sand coming from the south, the east, and
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 6: the west. So if you're in Cincinnati, I'm gonna throw
• 2:38:06
  Speaker 6: it over to my friend Sarah for Seattle. Seattle, I'm
• 2:38:10
  Speaker 6: gonna throw it over to my friend Seattle to do
• 2:38:12
  Speaker 6: what you need to do in this this sandstorm.
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks, Memphis, and it's Seattle Cloud checking in for
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 1: the weather. That sand is blowing all the way from
• 2:38:22
  Speaker 1: Palm Springs into Cincinnati and we are getting duck and cover, folks,
• 2:38:28
  Speaker 1: and do not run to me. I know I'm on
• 2:38:31
  Speaker 1: your TV screen. I know I pull you in like
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 1: a magnet. Don't do that. You're gonna want to run inside.
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 2: Did I go yet? I don't know.
• 2:38:38
  Speaker 3: I'm drunk, so uh yeah, I report it.
• 2:38:42
  Speaker 1: This was just a trial run, and I can't believe.
• 2:38:45
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it happened again to you, my friend.
• 2:38:48
  Speaker 2: Happens every broadcast for you. I look, I didn't want
• 2:38:52
  Speaker 2: to say it. I thought you were ving low on yourself.
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 2: You are such a hack. This has been artist on
• 2:38:56
  Speaker 2: artists on. Artists on. Artists answered the question, Now, that's
• 2:38:58
  Speaker 2: why they call it show viz good night.
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:39:02
  Speaker 2: I hope it doesn't rain. I'm still laughing about it.
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't rain. There's so many and the
• 2:39:07
  Speaker 1: hag thing too, I'm such a hag jack, such a hag.
• 2:39:13
  Speaker 3: I really meant to say hack.
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 1: That one is gold.
• 2:39:19
  Speaker 2: Five year old.
• 2:39:25
  Speaker 6: Killed.
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 1: That was Weatherman. Guys, I have one final favorite. You
• 2:39:31
  Speaker 1: could say it's my final four, as in it's the
• 2:39:34
  Speaker 1: fourth one, like sure, sure, I'm trying to relate to you.
• 2:39:41
  Speaker 1: Final four. That's a basketball The.
• 2:39:43
  Speaker 2: Meaning it's the fourth one is a thing in basketball.
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 2: What does it really? It just doesn't apply to this.
• 2:39:51
  Speaker 1: The final fourth is, oh God, Vegas performers, Oh Vegas,
• 2:40:00
  Speaker 1: I can't relate. The puppets said that, and then I
• 2:40:04
  Speaker 1: didn't have.
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 6: You.
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 2: So I was wearing hat a bunch of birds.
• 2:40:14
  Speaker 1: Now, this was when I was getting sick. This was
• 2:40:17
  Speaker 1: when I felt, really I was here different sick, and
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 1: we just got sick because we would shoot fifteen episodes
• 2:40:25
  Speaker 1: in two days.
• 2:40:26
  Speaker 3: You'll find it on the Patreon.
• 2:40:27
  Speaker 1: You'll find it on the Patreon. We'll talk about it, guys,
• 2:40:30
  Speaker 1: Vegas performers. This is a silly, silly time and I'm
• 2:40:32
  Speaker 1: wearing one of my favorite shirts ever in it.
• 2:40:35
  Speaker 2: So check it out and thanks for listening, and we'll
• 2:40:39
  Speaker 2: see you guys next time.
• 2:40:42
  Speaker 1: Have fun.
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
• 2:40:51
  Speaker 5: This week on the show, we'll take you to Sin City.
• 2:40:54
  Speaker 5: That's right, we're on the Las Vegas Strip with these entertainers.
• 2:40:58
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas is known for it's wide array of entertainment
• 2:41:02
  Speaker 2: and there are certain celebrities and legends and very popular
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 2: performers that moved to Las Vegas never to leave, becoming
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas legends.
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 1: So whether you're a magician, a singer, or some unholy
• 2:41:17
  Speaker 1: combination of both. Vegas is the place for you. We're
• 2:41:21
  Speaker 1: going to talk to them today.
• 2:41:24
  Speaker 2: So sit back, relax, and enter sin city.
• 2:41:28
  Speaker 6: It's time to listen in. Let's listen in.
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, how's everybody doing It's budden, how's everybody doing this? Budden?
• 2:41:42
  Speaker 2: Pretty good? Pretty good. We're very good. We're very good.
• 2:41:45
  Speaker 2: We're very good over here. We're very good over here.
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 2: We had a great, great breakfast. We went over down
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 2: to the Mirage. It was great breakfast at the Moorrage
• 2:41:54
  Speaker 2: today for us. We had such a good breakfast. So
• 2:41:57
  Speaker 2: right leave the marsh.
• 2:42:00
  Speaker 5: The Mirage is an incredible place, the Marache, the Mirage.
• 2:42:04
  Speaker 3: I love their bannomless bloody Mary's at.
• 2:42:07
  Speaker 16: The when you go to the Mirage and they have
• 2:42:10
  Speaker 16: a bunch of lobsters and you get to pick an
• 2:42:12
  Speaker 16: extra lobster where they're not looking.
• 2:42:14
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's crazy that we all have such unique, interesting voices.
• 2:42:20
  Speaker 2: That's Las vegasas Vegass. It's America's melting pot. It's actually
• 2:42:24
  Speaker 2: the world's melting pot. And that the whole world moves there.
• 2:42:27
  Speaker 2: You know, do you have Italy, you have New York,
• 2:42:29
  Speaker 2: you have there is medieval times, you have all the places.
• 2:42:34
  Speaker 6: It's so good that so much stuff comes to the
• 2:42:37
  Speaker 6: center of everything in Las Vegas, just so and it's
• 2:42:40
  Speaker 6: so perfect for us. It's perfect for us. City of
• 2:42:44
  Speaker 6: dreams and it's the city of our dreams coming to
• 2:42:46
  Speaker 6: life as well. We found our dreams and when they
• 2:42:48
  Speaker 6: came up to life, goingle life well introduced.
• 2:42:56
  Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, I'm done, and I'm Vink and we are
• 2:43:00
  Speaker 20: just Don't and Pink and we are a.
• 2:43:03
  Speaker 2: Magician duo. We do a lot of I personal magician.
• 2:43:07
  Speaker 6: We do a lot of big magician, we do impersonal magician.
• 2:43:12
  Speaker 2: It's so we have an impersonal approach to magic.
• 2:43:15
  Speaker 1: Y you're not relating to anybody.
• 2:43:21
  Speaker 2: It's very impersonal.
• 2:43:24
  Speaker 1: I've seen your work. It is so business like. You
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 1: are in and out of that show forty five minutes
• 2:43:31
  Speaker 1: under dot. They smile and.
• 2:43:34
  Speaker 16: If you are invited on stage, you are treated like
• 2:43:37
  Speaker 16: a coworker and not a guess.
• 2:43:38
  Speaker 3: We are not went your show. And I got it.
• 2:43:41
  Speaker 5: I got a T shirt because I love supporting each
• 2:43:44
  Speaker 5: one of the shows and getting some merch and I
• 2:43:45
  Speaker 5: got the shirt that says I can't relate.
• 2:43:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, it's our cash phrase. Every time we do
• 2:43:50
  Speaker 6: a trick. Instead of saying, da we go relate.
• 2:43:55
  Speaker 1: I see that you guys do some kind of magician
• 2:43:58
  Speaker 1: crowd work.
• 2:44:00
  Speaker 3: When you cut that man in half.
• 2:44:02
  Speaker 2: And he was in two, and you both went into you.
• 2:44:05
  Speaker 2: I can't relate, which was kind of tongue in cheek
• 2:44:09
  Speaker 2: because there are two of us.
• 2:44:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, she is very tongue in cheek. We have a
• 2:44:12
  Speaker 6: tongue in cheek impersonal approach to magic. And we've been
• 2:44:15
  Speaker 6: doing our show now for about eight nine months.
• 2:44:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, don't tell me that time flies, huh, flying.
• 2:44:21
  Speaker 3: Fat babies on the strip to be nine months.
• 2:44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we moved here so old, so people already
• 2:44:28
  Speaker 2: see us as legends. We are a puge in Well,
• 2:44:32
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm fifty nine and I am fifty eight.
• 2:44:35
  Speaker 1: Whoa, you don't look a day over forty two?
• 2:44:38
  Speaker 2: Oh thank you forty two. It's not very idle. You
• 2:44:41
  Speaker 2: can't relate. I can't relate forty two. I can't relate.
• 2:44:47
  Speaker 16: Well, you could have related once if you were once
• 2:44:50
  Speaker 16: forty two relating once.
• 2:44:52
  Speaker 2: I can't relate.
• 2:44:55
  Speaker 3: We've heard it so many times?
• 2:44:57
  Speaker 1: How many? Alright? Second that we've already hit about eight
• 2:45:02
  Speaker 1: or nine.
• 2:45:03
  Speaker 5: I can't right wish it felt like if I didn't
• 2:45:05
  Speaker 5: bring up that T shirt I bought, we would have never.
• 2:45:07
  Speaker 1: Heard it.
• 2:45:13
  Speaker 17: Our what's your name? And by the way, thanks for
• 2:45:17
  Speaker 17: wearing that sparkly dress, lady, wear it for you. Thanks
• 2:45:24
  Speaker 17: for pulling that on for us. Thanks you really pulling
• 2:45:26
  Speaker 17: it off for me.
• 2:45:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm pulling it off for myself.
• 2:45:30
  Speaker 5: Helloy body, it's Charlotte Tinsbury.
• 2:45:36
  Speaker 3: Is that a makeup?
• 2:45:44
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 2:45:49
  Speaker 3: No, it's almost it's a loaded gun.
• 2:45:53
  Speaker 5: Because anything we say that doesn't involve them, they can
• 2:45:57
  Speaker 5: interrupt us.
• 2:46:00
  Speaker 3: About them.
• 2:46:01
  Speaker 1: There is such a possibility. We don't talk about a
• 2:46:05
  Speaker 1: single thing. There's such a possibility.
• 2:46:10
  Speaker 3: Tinsbury. And I am a bird woman.
• 2:46:16
  Speaker 5: I have been on the strip for twelve years, twelve
• 2:46:20
  Speaker 5: miraculous years. Been doing a show behind the uh the
• 2:46:28
  Speaker 5: the circus, circus behind it. But it's fun, it's it's
• 2:46:35
  Speaker 5: it's like it's it's called Speakeasy Bird and it's a
• 2:46:39
  Speaker 5: speakeasy with birds.
• 2:46:41
  Speaker 3: And I am on the piano and I have five birds,
• 2:46:45
  Speaker 3: usually in rotation. It changes and I sing through the
• 2:46:49
  Speaker 3: classics with my birds.
• 2:46:51
  Speaker 1: Where do you keep the birds on the offices?
• 2:46:54
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 2:46:54
  Speaker 5: Well, I have My husband is my handler, my bird handler,
• 2:47:00
  Speaker 5: and he takes all the birds in his house, and
• 2:47:02
  Speaker 5: I live in a separate house.
• 2:47:04
  Speaker 2: Do you like being married to someone you don't live with?
• 2:47:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll say we had to.
• 2:47:11
  Speaker 5: I had to live separately because he must live with
• 2:47:15
  Speaker 5: the birds, and it was just hard for me to
• 2:47:17
  Speaker 5: separate work and pleasure.
• 2:47:20
  Speaker 6: So you.
• 2:47:25
  Speaker 2: What mixing work with pleasure?
• 2:47:29
  Speaker 1: God, so you hate your jobs?
• 2:47:32
  Speaker 5: That one hurt too. I'll say, I just couldn't have
• 2:47:36
  Speaker 5: sex with my husband. With my parakeets, I get that.
• 2:47:39
  Speaker 2: They must be so loud, because I was going to say,
• 2:47:41
  Speaker 2: you said you can't mix work with pleasure, but you
• 2:47:44
  Speaker 2: moved your work into your pleasure unless your husband is
• 2:47:47
  Speaker 2: also work.
• 2:47:48
  Speaker 3: I have never had pleasure with the birds, so it's
• 2:47:51
  Speaker 3: always been a work thing.
• 2:47:52
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Work and your husband is pleasure. Right,
• 2:47:56
  Speaker 2: So you moved them into the same house, but it's
• 2:48:01
  Speaker 2: not there.
• 2:48:02
  Speaker 1: So you are separating work and pleasure as an entity
• 2:48:05
  Speaker 1: as a duo from.
• 2:48:07
  Speaker 5: I separate both work and pleasure in the separate house,
• 2:48:11
  Speaker 5: and I go into my house, I will talk about
• 2:48:15
  Speaker 5: our off days, but when I am not performing on
• 2:48:17
  Speaker 5: the strip, I am quiet in.
• 2:48:18
  Speaker 3: A beige room.
• 2:48:20
  Speaker 2: Nothing happens.
• 2:48:21
  Speaker 5: I go into neutral mode. I go into absolute neutral,
• 2:48:24
  Speaker 5: so there is no pleasure, there.
• 2:48:25
  Speaker 3: Is no work, there is only rest, and that is
• 2:48:27
  Speaker 3: a quiet true.
• 2:48:29
  Speaker 2: So can we talk about your act a little bit?
• 2:48:31
  Speaker 2: Like what is it like?
• 2:48:32
  Speaker 6: So you're singing the songs? Are the birds doing tricks
• 2:48:35
  Speaker 6: to the songs that baby sing?
• 2:48:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm my famous. I mean I did go
• 2:48:39
  Speaker 3: very very viral.
• 2:48:41
  Speaker 5: I sang Bruno mars Is uptown funk with one of
• 2:48:45
  Speaker 5: my parakeets, Poppy, and Pompey did the well we've gotten.
• 2:48:51
  Speaker 5: I've trained Pompey to do the baseline because I can
• 2:48:54
  Speaker 5: play the piano, right, I'm a piano, a pianist, and
• 2:48:56
  Speaker 5: I can play the piano. And I trained him to
• 2:48:59
  Speaker 5: go boom boom boom boom boom boo boo boom boom.
• 2:49:03
  Speaker 2: Boom boom boom.
• 2:49:06
  Speaker 3: Town funk you.
• 2:49:08
  Speaker 2: And it's so it's what what kind of bird does he?
• 2:49:11
  Speaker 3: He's a bird and.
• 2:49:15
  Speaker 2: He's a bird.
• 2:49:15
  Speaker 5: So I played the piano, I sing, and then I'll
• 2:49:19
  Speaker 5: get each of the birds to either take up an
• 2:49:21
  Speaker 5: instrument line with their with their vocal cords, their instrument
• 2:49:24
  Speaker 5: or a vocal part.
• 2:49:28
  Speaker 3: And it's really fun. We've been I mean here's the thing.
• 2:49:30
  Speaker 5: The best part about Vegas is if you can sell tickets,
• 2:49:33
  Speaker 5: you're going nowhere. And I mean it depends on your
• 2:49:37
  Speaker 5: your amphitheater, but but I just will never have to
• 2:49:42
  Speaker 5: leave because I sell tickets. Sure, they're a part of
• 2:49:46
  Speaker 5: a group on and they come for free if you
• 2:49:47
  Speaker 5: get the full brunch package at Circus Circus, but that counts.
• 2:49:52
  Speaker 2: Though, that counts. This was what we learned. It doesn't
• 2:49:56
  Speaker 2: matter where you got the ticket. It just matters that
• 2:49:58
  Speaker 2: you have the ticket and we got the money exactly.
• 2:50:01
  Speaker 3: If you're a part of like a brunch package.
• 2:50:03
  Speaker 5: If your show is a part of a brunch packet
• 2:50:05
  Speaker 5: on the strip, we call it your tenured yeah, because
• 2:50:07
  Speaker 5: they're never gonna be able to fire you.
• 2:50:09
  Speaker 2: We got a big group of guests that came in
• 2:50:12
  Speaker 2: once and they said, yeah, we got this because these
• 2:50:14
  Speaker 2: tickets were on the seat every seat at a funeral.
• 2:50:16
  Speaker 2: And we said, okay, girls, manador, there's some money there,
• 2:50:19
  Speaker 2: we get it.
• 2:50:20
  Speaker 6: We got it.
• 2:50:21
  Speaker 3: Mony amazing.
• 2:50:21
  Speaker 5: Speaking of tenyard, my guy, oh yeah, I feel like
• 2:50:25
  Speaker 5: you've been my neighbor for what twenty five years?
• 2:50:28
  Speaker 16: Yeah, but somewhere around twenty five years, I think it's
• 2:50:31
  Speaker 16: been quite a long time. Well, my name is Freddy Carolina,
• 2:50:36
  Speaker 16: and I've been on this strip for who knows it
• 2:50:40
  Speaker 16: was somewhere soon over over twenty five years, and I
• 2:50:44
  Speaker 16: have been a ventriloquist on this strip for a very
• 2:50:48
  Speaker 16: very long time with my pal here.
• 2:50:52
  Speaker 1: Little Freddy Carolina.
• 2:50:53
  Speaker 16: Were they going, Freddy Carolina, Pretty good, Freddy Carolina.
• 2:50:59
  Speaker 2: So that's funny, and it's so crazy how much it
• 2:51:02
  Speaker 2: sounds like the puppet is speaking, not you or the
• 2:51:06
  Speaker 2: listener at home, when Freddy talks to a little Freddy
• 2:51:10
  Speaker 2: and little Freddy talks back. While little Freddie is speaking,
• 2:51:13
  Speaker 2: Freddy's mouth he's not open.
• 2:51:15
  Speaker 1: There's dead moving whatsoever. That was from the puppet.
• 2:51:21
  Speaker 2: Clarified. So we didn't need it because your mouth wasn't moving.
• 2:51:26
  Speaker 1: My mouth isn't moving at all.
• 2:51:28
  Speaker 3: I have thought about you.
• 2:51:29
  Speaker 5: You're you're an old school of ventriloquist where after everything
• 2:51:33
  Speaker 5: the puppet says, you said, that wasn't my mouth.
• 2:51:37
  Speaker 3: I had that tea shirt too, that.
• 2:51:40
  Speaker 1: Wasn't my mouth. Because it's bad. Sometimes.
• 2:51:43
  Speaker 16: You know, you're playing in the MGM Grand Ampatheater and
• 2:51:46
  Speaker 16: it's one thousand, four thousand seats, and so you're so
• 2:51:50
  Speaker 16: far away from the crowd that they really can't see
• 2:51:53
  Speaker 16: the intricacies of a venture liquist to them.
• 2:51:57
  Speaker 2: I could be talking full mouth open, but I'm not.
• 2:52:00
  Speaker 2: I'm talking for my open I'm talking full.
• 2:52:02
  Speaker 1: Out of the shuttle of my mouth. That the puppet
• 2:52:05
  Speaker 1: said that now, But the thing is, I've been on
• 2:52:10
  Speaker 1: this trip for so long. I've seen people come and go.
• 2:52:14
  Speaker 1: I've seen the buffet pricess tick up and up and up.
• 2:52:19
  Speaker 1: But the one thing that never changes about it is
• 2:52:21
  Speaker 1: what happens this.
• 2:52:22
  Speaker 2: Day is here? Yeah, well, I'm sure we can all agree. Yeah,
• 2:52:30
  Speaker 2: like that. We're so quickly set, you know, we can
• 2:52:34
  Speaker 2: over agree. Let's we're shooting this in Vegas, which is good.
• 2:52:39
  Speaker 2: So maybe we can say things that have happened here
• 2:52:41
  Speaker 2: and they can stay here on the mic exactly. Let's
• 2:52:44
  Speaker 2: do that. Should we talk about a lot of the
• 2:52:45
  Speaker 2: things people wouldn't know.
• 2:52:47
  Speaker 3: Honestly, that sounds like an interview I would sit for.
• 2:52:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah you would, now I would know.
• 2:52:56
  Speaker 5: But that is good because I'll tell you this that
• 2:52:58
  Speaker 5: they don't talk about sin. Cities full of a lot
• 2:53:02
  Speaker 5: of sins, and a lot of those sins are the
• 2:53:06
  Speaker 5: sins of men who keep their mouth shut.
• 2:53:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're telling me the said that.
• 2:53:17
  Speaker 1: That's an interesting thing.
• 2:53:19
  Speaker 2: This one.
• 2:53:21
  Speaker 3: You'll find mine and something.
• 2:53:24
  Speaker 1: We gonna find it and we get to milk it.
• 2:53:27
  Speaker 6: That's one thing we do on this strip is the milk,
• 2:53:30
  Speaker 6: the milk of the lines and the milk of the funny,
• 2:53:33
  Speaker 6: you know, because you have to do so many shows
• 2:53:35
  Speaker 6: all the time, you know, for me, you know, we
• 2:53:38
  Speaker 6: we have to constantly be doing these new shows, but
• 2:53:41
  Speaker 6: they're the same.
• 2:53:41
  Speaker 2: So you have to milk.
• 2:53:42
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 2:53:43
  Speaker 2: There's only so many things you can make disappear, so
• 2:53:46
  Speaker 2: many things you can pull out of someone's ear, so
• 2:53:48
  Speaker 2: many cards you can pull out of someone's pocket, so
• 2:53:51
  Speaker 2: many wives you can turn into children.
• 2:53:54
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 2:53:54
  Speaker 21: And right there, I know, I love that signature. Tricky
• 2:53:59
  Speaker 21: you make your wife young again. Yes, I know what
• 2:54:04
  Speaker 21: you want more than anything, it's your youth back.
• 2:54:07
  Speaker 1: And then as soon as she starts to enjoy it,
• 2:54:11
  Speaker 1: you pull the rug out from under right back, And.
• 2:54:14
  Speaker 3: I remember I saw I think the first time I
• 2:54:16
  Speaker 3: ever saw you, Yes, is on the X Factor when
• 2:54:18
  Speaker 3: you did.
• 2:54:18
  Speaker 2: That, Oh yes, we did that to Kelly Rowland.
• 2:54:22
  Speaker 20: Kelly Rowland, remember how young you were? Yes, Oh you're
• 2:54:26
  Speaker 20: not young anymore. I can't really, And then we turned
• 2:54:30
  Speaker 20: to fourteen again. She said, not like this, so we
• 2:54:33
  Speaker 20: turned them back.
• 2:54:34
  Speaker 2: We turned them back.
• 2:54:34
  Speaker 3: It was so good.
• 2:54:37
  Speaker 6: Cow gave us big thumb xims.
• 2:54:43
  Speaker 5: We see a lot of shit, because I mean, you
• 2:54:46
  Speaker 5: have a parakeet seeing Benny and the Jets only so
• 2:54:49
  Speaker 5: many nights in a row, and suddenly I mean it's
• 2:54:53
  Speaker 5: there's a drinking culture in Sin City.
• 2:54:56
  Speaker 3: There's a gambling culture I have seen.
• 2:54:58
  Speaker 5: Have you ever had have you ever had an audience
• 2:55:01
  Speaker 5: member come in after a big loss in gambling?
• 2:55:03
  Speaker 2: Oh? I just also the comment on the drinking culture.
• 2:55:07
  Speaker 2: There's a two drink minimum my doctor's appointments in Vegas. Yeah,
• 2:55:11
  Speaker 2: people don't know that.
• 2:55:13
  Speaker 16: Before you're allowed to mail something at the post office,
• 2:55:16
  Speaker 16: you gotta play a slot.
• 2:55:19
  Speaker 3: I tried to park my car at the Belagio and
• 2:55:22
  Speaker 3: he said on the rocks.
• 2:55:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:55:24
  Speaker 3: I said, don't park my car on rocks.
• 2:55:27
  Speaker 1: My car neat.
• 2:55:30
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm old fashion.
• 2:55:32
  Speaker 1: I don't like pucking it on the ground.
• 2:55:34
  Speaker 2: I like to myr with the splash in the fountain.
• 2:55:38
  Speaker 3: All of these bad for the metal.
• 2:55:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's for the car, for the car.
• 2:55:43
  Speaker 1: But they don't know secrets about the Vegas That's what
• 2:55:46
  Speaker 1: we were talking about before. They don't know secrets about
• 2:55:48
  Speaker 1: the Vegas at night. You could go into the Fountain Hotel,
• 2:55:54
  Speaker 1: the hotel with the Fountain.
• 2:55:55
  Speaker 2: I believe we have a secret code for the hotel
• 2:56:00
  Speaker 2: Fountain Hotels. Yeah, it's kind of like a diner, like
• 2:56:04
  Speaker 2: the back of diner has like different names. If you
• 2:56:07
  Speaker 2: work in Vegas, you have different.
• 2:56:08
  Speaker 6: Names for all the soul secret Any layman would never
• 2:56:11
  Speaker 6: guess table two table for there's.
• 2:56:16
  Speaker 1: Front of house in Vegas that's on the strip, and
• 2:56:19
  Speaker 1: then there's backup house, which is the suburbs. So then
• 2:56:22
  Speaker 1: but the Fountain Hotel, the Fountain in the Fountain Hotel,
• 2:56:26
  Speaker 1: if you dive in after two am, it's quiet hours
• 2:56:29
  Speaker 1: and there's coins in there you can go get Oh
• 2:56:31
  Speaker 1: you can fish around for him.
• 2:56:34
  Speaker 2: Nobody's gonna catch you.
• 2:56:35
  Speaker 3: It's the fake Trevy Fountain.
• 2:56:37
  Speaker 1: It's a fake Trevy fountain and that's what they call it.
• 2:56:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've got a.
• 2:56:42
  Speaker 2: Question for you, Freddie Carolina. And it's more of a compliment.
• 2:56:46
  Speaker 1: Do you have a question for me or a little
• 2:56:48
  Speaker 1: Freddy girl, Like, Hey, was that your puppet throat? The
• 2:56:52
  Speaker 1: puppet didn't say that.
• 2:56:53
  Speaker 2: I said that he just moved moving around.
• 2:56:58
  Speaker 3: Magician eyes are slow.
• 2:57:02
  Speaker 2: He's not the eyes the mouth, he's the mouth.
• 2:57:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, so I know that little Freddy Carolina isn't your
• 2:57:10
  Speaker 6: only puppets.
• 2:57:11
  Speaker 2: You kind of have a cash the monthly crew of
• 2:57:14
  Speaker 2: very very very very funny, Poppa very funny.
• 2:57:19
  Speaker 16: There are lots of puppets and they represent their seven
• 2:57:24
  Speaker 16: sins of Las Vegas.
• 2:57:25
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, you got older.
• 2:57:27
  Speaker 1: So Freddy Carolina, he represents Creed. Freddy Carolina the younger
• 2:57:33
  Speaker 1: with the mini me har I'm Freddy Carolina. The puppet
• 2:57:36
  Speaker 1: said that he represents Creed. He's a greedy boy. And
• 2:57:43
  Speaker 1: then we also have you know, we have Muddy Bumpkins.
• 2:57:47
  Speaker 1: He represents gluttony.
• 2:57:50
  Speaker 2: Then we have what's Buddy bumpkins voice?
• 2:57:53
  Speaker 16: Money Bumpkins sounds like this, Hey here, Muney Bumpkins, and
• 2:57:58
  Speaker 16: anybody got any money around here?
• 2:58:01
  Speaker 6: I like him.
• 2:58:01
  Speaker 1: The purpet said that.
• 2:58:08
  Speaker 16: I have more of these, but there's gotta be a
• 2:58:10
  Speaker 16: it's gonna take me a lot or to remember.
• 2:58:13
  Speaker 1: No, well, I'll go run through them.
• 2:58:15
  Speaker 10: So we got lost, we got wrath, we got.
• 2:58:20
  Speaker 2: The uh smoth, we got.
• 2:58:25
  Speaker 16: Coveting, and then of course we got going too fast
• 2:58:29
  Speaker 16: on the strip.
• 2:58:30
  Speaker 2: So this was great.
• 2:58:32
  Speaker 22: The seven Sins are a mixture of real sins, the Commandments,
• 2:58:41
  Speaker 22: and of course just kind of problems we have with cars.
• 2:58:44
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you had multiple writers.
• 2:58:48
  Speaker 2: Sounds streamline.
• 2:58:54
  Speaker 6: I had a.
• 2:58:54
  Speaker 1: Writer's room back in nineteen ninety three.
• 2:58:56
  Speaker 5: Raise your hand if you've got a rider, gys.
• 2:59:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it is your writer's room people, yes.
• 2:59:05
  Speaker 5: Yes, And it's just I just I just put up
• 2:59:07
  Speaker 5: Craigslist ad and said I need bird puns, quick, quick, quick, quick,
• 2:59:10
  Speaker 5: quick quick.
• 2:59:11
  Speaker 2: Where was the writer's room? And do you think we
• 2:59:13
  Speaker 2: had a good time in there?
• 2:59:18
  Speaker 3: If they had a good time is none of my.
• 2:59:20
  Speaker 2: Just for example, like if they probably if they had
• 2:59:22
  Speaker 2: a story to tell from that writer's room, Like you
• 2:59:25
  Speaker 2: won't believe this job what happened in it?
• 2:59:27
  Speaker 5: Maybe, well, I'm actually making a documentary. Control, No, I'm
• 2:59:33
  Speaker 5: making a documentary. Yes, I'm doing a jail.
• 2:59:36
  Speaker 3: I have a documentary about my show, and I have
• 2:59:38
  Speaker 3: clips of that writers.
• 2:59:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, listen, maybe we can play the claps.
• 2:59:47
  Speaker 1: So so.
• 2:59:49
  Speaker 2: So so we have so we have. This makes me think, Baby,
• 2:59:59
  Speaker 2: what about McConaughey.
• 3:00:02
  Speaker 3: Is there a song that Matthew McConaughey can what about call.
• 3:00:06
  Speaker 2: Me baby, isn't anybody baby down?
• 3:00:11
  Speaker 1: No? It doesn't work, does it doesn't work? It doesn't work.
• 3:00:14
  Speaker 3: Call me beat me if you want to reach me.
• 3:00:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, going to get that. These people are
• 3:00:20
  Speaker 2: in an amphitheater outside of the circus circus.
• 3:00:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, So what about a what about a parakeet? What
• 3:00:25
  Speaker 1: about a parakeet?
• 3:00:26
  Speaker 3: What about a parakeet?
• 3:00:27
  Speaker 1: Parakeet?
• 3:00:28
  Speaker 3: Parakeets? Your hands off me?
• 3:00:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, that's something parent eats.
• 3:00:34
  Speaker 3: Do you guys just want to call it there?
• 3:00:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could do too.
• 3:00:38
  Speaker 2: Wow, that was a re evening clip. I cannot wait
• 3:00:41
  Speaker 2: for the rest of the documentary. It actually doesn't sound
• 3:00:44
  Speaker 2: that bad.
• 3:00:45
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 3:00:47
  Speaker 2: About the conditions, Yeah, John Mullaney. As for the rights
• 3:00:50
  Speaker 2: of the doc oh, well you.
• 3:00:54
  Speaker 1: End up roasting something funny with you gotta Joe mullaney.
• 3:00:59
  Speaker 3: Press is press.
• 3:01:00
  Speaker 2: How do you guys feel about people? You know, the
• 3:01:02
  Speaker 2: big headliners that just come in for a cost, the
• 3:01:06
  Speaker 2: day players. That's him laughing for the record, that's a laugh.
• 3:01:16
  Speaker 2: We spend so much time with each other we can't
• 3:01:19
  Speaker 2: physically laugh at each other anymore. So we let each
• 3:01:22
  Speaker 2: other know that we'd be laughing if we could We
• 3:01:24
  Speaker 2: try to assimilate the laugh as much as we can.
• 3:01:27
  Speaker 16: This is a like sort of a placeholder for if
• 3:01:30
  Speaker 16: someone is editing they say, put a laugh in there.
• 3:01:33
  Speaker 1: We want to put a laugh in there for the
• 3:01:35
  Speaker 1: cameras so they can fix it. What do you mean, like,
• 3:01:38
  Speaker 1: do you is there another is there like an all
• 3:01:41
  Speaker 1: laugh you have?
• 3:01:42
  Speaker 2: We have We have a team that those are laughs
• 3:01:44
  Speaker 2: for us on stage, Mike, when we open our mouse,
• 3:01:47
  Speaker 2: they do the laugh.
• 3:01:50
  Speaker 1: Like a puppet. The puppet said that. I don't think
• 3:01:54
  Speaker 1: the puppet did.
• 3:01:57
  Speaker 2: The puppets said. The puppets said that.
• 3:02:02
  Speaker 5: When you do that, you're in the whole structure of
• 3:02:04
  Speaker 5: the bit because because now, who are you lying?
• 3:02:11
  Speaker 1: So my puppet can't talk it dirt person anymore.
• 3:02:14
  Speaker 3: That wasn't my issue.
• 3:02:18
  Speaker 2: He said that. So that puppet was.
• 3:02:22
  Speaker 1: There was there was the sloth, one little slippery Joseph.
• 3:02:28
  Speaker 5: Lying And I want to know, we're saying what s
• 3:02:31
  Speaker 5: happens on this pod stays on this pod? Oh yeah,
• 3:02:35
  Speaker 5: our semi air tricks lies.
• 3:02:38
  Speaker 6: Whoa what do you mean by a lie? Because magic
• 3:02:44
  Speaker 6: is everywhere in the world.
• 3:02:49
  Speaker 16: So yeah, I just yeah, I think what we're asking
• 3:02:52
  Speaker 16: is it you know, are you really magic or some
• 3:02:55
  Speaker 16: of these sort of tricks that you had to learn,
• 3:02:56
  Speaker 16: like it's a real skill.
• 3:02:58
  Speaker 5: Mean I have real bird, you have a puppet with
• 3:03:01
  Speaker 5: your hand? Yeah, what is happening over here?
• 3:03:05
  Speaker 2: It's a show, of course, you know it's a show.
• 3:03:10
  Speaker 2: It's a show, so of course there is some razzle,
• 3:03:12
  Speaker 2: daz or there's some spectacle. You know. We we we
• 3:03:15
  Speaker 2: subscribe to Aristotle's view of the theatrics, you know, the
• 3:03:19
  Speaker 2: spectacle and the spectic grand design, but there is an
• 3:03:24
  Speaker 2: element of a show grand design. It's all the grand design,
• 3:03:27
  Speaker 2: it's all the grand designer show, but there is an
• 3:03:32
  Speaker 2: element of magic. We come from a family of people
• 3:03:36
  Speaker 2: who stole from royalty and they still a big crystal ball,
• 3:03:40
  Speaker 2: so we is it magic or is it cursed?
• 3:03:43
  Speaker 1: In spite of your lure?
• 3:03:44
  Speaker 3: Who's a lord drap.
• 3:03:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, you've never seen our show. This is the first
• 3:03:48
  Speaker 6: fifteen minutes of the show.
• 3:03:50
  Speaker 2: Is video. Four hundred years ago, our great great great
• 3:03:54
  Speaker 2: grandparents stole a crystal ball from the Romanov family. We're
• 3:03:59
  Speaker 2: going to steal the ball now, but no, Papa, what
• 3:04:02
  Speaker 2: will hop.
• 3:04:03
  Speaker 1: And then what will happen to our ancestor?
• 3:04:06
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I wanted the power.
• 3:04:12
  Speaker 23: Ladies and gentlemen, and boy, so that wise little eggser
• 3:04:20
  Speaker 23: of our beginning, let it we know him.
• 3:04:23
  Speaker 2: There's still fourteen minutes of video. We come out, We
• 3:04:26
  Speaker 2: come out a minute, and then we watched the rest
• 3:04:28
  Speaker 2: of the fourteen with them. Do you like to be
• 3:04:31
  Speaker 2: a part of the experience. It's so good? And then
• 3:04:35
  Speaker 2: we go look back up on the screen.
• 3:04:37
  Speaker 1: Not intuitive because I don't know when.
• 3:04:40
  Speaker 2: The clap do I claim that's the magic, that's part
• 3:04:43
  Speaker 2: of the.
• 3:04:44
  Speaker 1: Buddy people at the editor. Can I ask you would
• 3:04:47
  Speaker 1: you would you do a trick on me?
• 3:04:49
  Speaker 2: You want to do a trick on Mondays?
• 3:04:51
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work when girl, you have a it's good.
• 3:05:03
  Speaker 2: Please enjoy yourself into the mic.
• 3:05:07
  Speaker 24: Please enjoy yourself. Just love that you come out and watch.
• 3:05:19
  Speaker 24: It's a good video.
• 3:05:20
  Speaker 2: He's good. We got David Copperfield's guys to do our video.
• 3:05:26
  Speaker 2: She's so good at the video. He's so good and
• 3:05:30
  Speaker 2: what he does and his video guys are so good,
• 3:05:32
  Speaker 2: and they he does not pay them enough. And that's
• 3:05:35
  Speaker 2: how we got it in. We say, what is he paying?
• 3:05:37
  Speaker 2: We'll pay you more? Yeah, we butached. We're proud to
• 3:05:43
  Speaker 2: butch god. I was laughing. He laughing himself, laughing at
• 3:05:54
  Speaker 2: my own which was crazy because he was laughing at
• 3:05:56
  Speaker 2: himself to laugh at me, to laugh at him. But
• 3:05:58
  Speaker 2: he showed me a laugh was I.
• 3:06:01
  Speaker 3: Truly can't relate?
• 3:06:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, where does it sound like when you cry?
• 3:06:06
  Speaker 2: Crying? I can't.
• 3:06:11
  Speaker 3: Have pouched favorite favorite brunch on the strip.
• 3:06:15
  Speaker 2: We moved on to crying, but it's okay, we'll go
• 3:06:17
  Speaker 2: back to poach. Yeah, well we got to a couple.
• 3:06:19
  Speaker 2: We got a couple of dead buddies on this one
• 3:06:21
  Speaker 2: because you asked for a trick. We were talking about
• 3:06:24
  Speaker 2: the opening and then extremes Vegas. More than a couple
• 3:06:33
  Speaker 2: of dead bodies on the strip, A.
• 3:06:36
  Speaker 1: Couple of questions lying dead in the water at the
• 3:06:40
  Speaker 1: Mountain Hotel.
• 3:06:41
  Speaker 6: Each one of those are very interesting. I'm sure the
• 3:06:43
  Speaker 6: viewer would love to listen to.
• 3:06:45
  Speaker 2: But you know what, let's jump to lunch on the strip.
• 3:06:51
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a call back to the beginning when we
• 3:06:53
  Speaker 1: were talking about brunch. When they go down, they leave
• 3:06:58
  Speaker 1: out some lobsters, and sometimes they don't clean up on
• 3:07:01
  Speaker 1: the lobsters before the dinner goes around.
• 3:07:04
  Speaker 2: That's right, Are you all right? Are you eating old lobster?
• 3:07:08
  Speaker 2: You old? So much.
• 3:07:11
  Speaker 16: Well, yeah, my stomach is learned an immunity to any
• 3:07:15
  Speaker 16: sort of a disease that come out from the when
• 3:07:17
  Speaker 16: the lobsters up for a long.
• 3:07:19
  Speaker 6: Time now is because of what you eat, or because
• 3:07:21
  Speaker 6: of what you do, because your stomach, or because of
• 3:07:25
  Speaker 6: your puppet mastery.
• 3:07:27
  Speaker 1: So you want to know my secret? Huh?
• 3:07:30
  Speaker 2: So you want to know how I built a belly
• 3:07:33
  Speaker 2: phill of steel? I know a woman who lives Why
• 3:07:38
  Speaker 2: are you looking to be like you know this was
• 3:07:41
  Speaker 2: your secret? You just said, do you want to know
• 3:07:48
  Speaker 2: how I built a belly field steel? And then ask
• 3:07:50
  Speaker 2: why am I looking at you like that?
• 3:07:52
  Speaker 6: That that's why I didn't know this was This is
• 3:07:56
  Speaker 6: such a well guarded secret. Who knows you have a
• 3:07:59
  Speaker 6: belly fill? But you were like, there's a woman.
• 3:08:03
  Speaker 1: Say you want to know my secret. Well, I've got
• 3:08:07
  Speaker 1: a woman.
• 3:08:08
  Speaker 16: She lives in the back of the house of Vegas
• 3:08:11
  Speaker 16: in the suburbs. I go to her and she feeds
• 3:08:14
  Speaker 16: me cass a role but she feeds me a little
• 3:08:17
  Speaker 16: bit of bacteria in each one, so slow, like treble
• 3:08:25
  Speaker 16: sauce exactly to build up. It's like a probiotic or yogurt.
• 3:08:29
  Speaker 16: So you build up your immunity over time, and then
• 3:08:32
  Speaker 16: eventually you can eat lobster no matter how long it's
• 3:08:36
  Speaker 16: been said.
• 3:08:37
  Speaker 2: Congratulations, and then there's enough for the puppet. The puppets
• 3:08:41
  Speaker 2: said that. He didn't say that. Didn't say that.
• 3:08:46
  Speaker 6: The puppet did not see the last light, the puppets said.
• 3:08:49
  Speaker 6: The puppets said that, we get a puppet, do get
• 3:08:51
  Speaker 6: the person anymore? The problem is just the break the
• 3:09:04
  Speaker 6: logic in my brain, like a paradox of puppet tree.
• 3:09:07
  Speaker 1: Look, if you want logic, if you want logic, you
• 3:09:10
  Speaker 1: gotta move to a freaking in urba, Michigan.
• 3:09:13
  Speaker 5: That's what I always the Vegas and you heard about
• 3:09:18
  Speaker 5: their strip, their building air quotes on that.
• 3:09:21
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. I got a house in there where you
• 3:09:24
  Speaker 1: get to follow the rules.
• 3:09:26
  Speaker 2: Great. They go to Mellow Mushroom pizza. Congratulations.
• 3:09:29
  Speaker 5: They have an opposite of a buffet, which means you
• 3:09:32
  Speaker 5: have to walk to get the food.
• 3:09:34
  Speaker 1: You know, they're glassing the plagan What happens here you
• 3:09:37
  Speaker 1: can tell your friends about.
• 3:09:39
  Speaker 2: Wait, I want to go back. I love that love,
• 3:09:42
  Speaker 2: I love you know. I have to go back to
• 3:09:45
  Speaker 2: opposite buffett. It be a dead body on.
• 3:09:50
  Speaker 6: The ground, no.
• 3:09:52
  Speaker 1: Opposite talking about opposite buffet.
• 3:09:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe we can group find this.
• 3:09:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, okay, to me, opposite buffet sounds like something
• 3:10:07
  Speaker 1: where you have to order on a card or I know.
• 3:10:13
  Speaker 2: Is stay with me.
• 3:10:17
  Speaker 1: When you do a pod luck with your friends, you
• 3:10:20
  Speaker 1: gotta bring.
• 3:10:21
  Speaker 5: It to it.
• 3:10:22
  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
• 3:10:24
  Speaker 5: This is what they're doing in ann arbor. There you
• 3:10:26
  Speaker 5: pat luck a plate for someone else already with all.
• 3:10:29
  Speaker 3: Of the dish.
• 3:10:30
  Speaker 2: I was going to guess that kind of but just
• 3:10:32
  Speaker 2: like you take one meal, you you hold like a
• 3:10:35
  Speaker 2: roast beef in your hands and you put a bunch
• 3:10:37
  Speaker 2: of plates on it.
• 3:10:39
  Speaker 1: That's an opposite.
• 3:10:42
  Speaker 6: That's I feel like we figure the dolls our dead
• 3:10:46
  Speaker 6: body walking again.
• 3:10:50
  Speaker 3: An arbor, Good fucking luck. But no one will replace
• 3:10:53
  Speaker 3: the original Sin City.
• 3:10:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, come on, everything about us and where we
• 3:10:58
  Speaker 5: work is more legendary than I think any sense.
• 3:11:01
  Speaker 2: Magic is magic, and this impersonalism you got with this
• 3:11:05
  Speaker 2: many Elvis is oh, let's talk about our favorite Elvis's.
• 3:11:08
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, so many personality. And they're also they're
• 3:11:13
  Speaker 8: all alphabetized in serial numbers, right, yes, yeah, you get
• 3:11:17
  Speaker 8: E E one, EO two, I love three, I love
• 3:11:22
  Speaker 8: the three. E O three is a riot he does
• 3:11:25
  Speaker 8: their hips in such a funny way.
• 3:11:27
  Speaker 16: I love the system they developed to keep track of them,
• 3:11:30
  Speaker 16: because what was in what was it had been happening?
• 3:11:34
  Speaker 1: Was it? There were too many of them just named Larry.
• 3:11:37
  Speaker 16: Too many Larry's want to become levis impersonators, and so
• 3:11:41
  Speaker 16: we had.
• 3:11:41
  Speaker 2: To find out the turf.
• 3:11:43
  Speaker 6: The Elvis Larry turf Wars were a disaster for twenty ten.
• 3:11:48
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of actual blood, a lot of
• 3:11:50
  Speaker 2: actual well because you didn't even know how to figure
• 3:11:54
  Speaker 2: out who you were rooting for. They're all named Larry.
• 3:11:57
  Speaker 2: They're all just like Elvis is exactly.
• 3:12:00
  Speaker 1: It's sort of like brother against brother, like the Civil War,
• 3:12:02
  Speaker 1: except there wasn't any uniforms to distinguish them. So they
• 3:12:06
  Speaker 1: line up sharks in jet style and then they keep going,
• 3:12:09
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I'm actually the other one. Oh sorry, I'm
• 3:12:11
  Speaker 1: actually amusing. I was so confused.
• 3:12:13
  Speaker 5: You haven't lived until you saw on Elvis on a
• 3:12:15
  Speaker 5: fake horse going the Elvis's are coming, the Elvis are Yes, you.
• 3:12:19
  Speaker 6: Haven't lived into one. Elvis's blue swede shoes. No, these
• 3:12:23
  Speaker 6: are metal shoes with a knife added into it.
• 3:12:26
  Speaker 3: Best strip club for a steak.
• 3:12:28
  Speaker 25: Okay jokes, Gosh, the medium, rare steak so good, best
• 3:12:39
  Speaker 25: steakhouse for all that dance.
• 3:12:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, Ruth, Chris so good.
• 3:12:47
  Speaker 6: A question about performance. So there's always a moment where
• 3:12:52
  Speaker 6: you have a killer show, but there's also a moment
• 3:12:55
  Speaker 6: when the audience needs they're not they're not into it.
• 3:12:58
  Speaker 6: What are your tricks to pull them in? You know,
• 3:13:01
  Speaker 6: do you guys have kind of pocket tricks in your
• 3:13:04
  Speaker 6: pocket to save a show?
• 3:13:06
  Speaker 2: If he's going like somewhere wrong.
• 3:13:09
  Speaker 5: Good question, that's a really good question. I taught a
• 3:13:12
  Speaker 5: hawk how to play the flute, but it takes the hawk.
• 3:13:16
  Speaker 3: Months to recover.
• 3:13:20
  Speaker 1: It's like, you gotta be really wise about it.
• 3:13:29
  Speaker 17: You really know when you're going you're breaking the emergency
• 3:13:34
  Speaker 17: glass for this.
• 3:13:35
  Speaker 1: I got to know when there's a reviewer from Time
• 3:13:37
  Speaker 1: Out in Town or something, that you gotta use.
• 3:13:40
  Speaker 3: It because you know, you wouldn't think Peter visits Vegas.
• 3:13:43
  Speaker 2: They do. I wonder why who doesn't think that? You
• 3:13:50
  Speaker 2: just feel like a.
• 3:13:51
  Speaker 5: Group of virgins who drink orange juice instead of missing.
• 3:13:55
  Speaker 8: Tigers in cages, dancing horses, monkeys smoking cigarette things that
• 3:14:00
  Speaker 8: are happening every day there.
• 3:14:01
  Speaker 3: Strippers wearing caddiers disrespect.
• 3:14:04
  Speaker 2: That cass, but I'll say so yours.
• 3:14:10
  Speaker 5: You have to be careful, yeah, yeah, And it'll be
• 3:14:12
  Speaker 5: really when like maybe my voice is going or maybe uh,
• 3:14:17
  Speaker 5: maybe when the audience is just super just they're just
• 3:14:22
  Speaker 5: not into.
• 3:14:22
  Speaker 2: It, and I can say these birds yeah, or like
• 3:14:25
  Speaker 2: sometimes I have a.
• 3:14:26
  Speaker 3: Fearful audience where every time a bird comes in, they're
• 3:14:29
  Speaker 3: like ducks. And that's hard. That's hard to push through
• 3:14:32
  Speaker 3: because it's only gonna get worse.
• 3:14:34
  Speaker 5: So I send in the hawk, and just the sheer
• 3:14:37
  Speaker 5: shock of watching a hawk play a finger oriented.
• 3:14:40
  Speaker 3: Instrument is.
• 3:14:47
  Speaker 1: Usually it's claws, the feathers just strong enough to hit.
• 3:14:53
  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
• 3:14:54
  Speaker 3: Yes to all of it?
• 3:14:57
  Speaker 2: Not a surprise, It's pretty all hands on situation.
• 3:15:00
  Speaker 3: Huh really, I.
• 3:15:01
  Speaker 2: Would feel like it has to be all heads on.
• 3:15:03
  Speaker 3: The Yeah, the poor hawk has to recover for at
• 3:15:05
  Speaker 3: least four months, so I save it.
• 3:15:07
  Speaker 2: What about you?
• 3:15:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I have a lot of people wander into my
• 3:15:11
  Speaker 1: show because they remembered me from the television when I
• 3:15:14
  Speaker 1: was on Carson, and so they a lot of people
• 3:15:17
  Speaker 1: are a little older, and so we just to eliminate
• 3:15:21
  Speaker 1: any sort of mix up, we blare in alarm every
• 3:15:24
  Speaker 1: seven minutes, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, wake up.
• 3:15:28
  Speaker 1: And it's helpful for me too, because sometimes.
• 3:15:35
  Speaker 3: It's helpful for you, helps me.
• 3:15:38
  Speaker 1: Go, oh, yeah, I'm doing this again.
• 3:15:40
  Speaker 16: When do you do fifteen thousand shows, it starts to remember.
• 3:15:43
  Speaker 16: You start to forget when you're on the strip, but
• 3:15:45
  Speaker 16: when you're off.
• 3:15:47
  Speaker 2: You're at fifteen thousand. Now I have at.
• 3:15:49
  Speaker 16: Fifteen thousand shows, and I tell you what I could
• 3:15:52
  Speaker 16: do fifty. I doesn't feel a day over fourteen thousand,
• 3:15:56
  Speaker 16: nine und ninety nine.
• 3:15:57
  Speaker 3: No, that's incredible about you guys give a bad.
• 3:15:59
  Speaker 2: Show, Oh we have a bad show. Well, we do
• 3:16:03
  Speaker 2: having a bad show. I can't really if you get sick, well,
• 3:16:11
  Speaker 2: we have to push through. So mostly mirrors. We use
• 3:16:15
  Speaker 2: a mirror because we're so similar in look, so we
• 3:16:17
  Speaker 2: will just put out a mirror so it looks like
• 3:16:19
  Speaker 2: we're just synchronized, and we have a we have a
• 3:16:22
  Speaker 2: voice recording track, and so so we put a mirror
• 3:16:25
  Speaker 2: out and the mirror has a drawing of a mustache, like,
• 3:16:28
  Speaker 2: if it's him, it's a drawing of a monstage because
• 3:16:30
  Speaker 2: he's a mustache, and I don't. If it's me, it's
• 3:16:33
  Speaker 2: it's a racing of a mostache.
• 3:16:36
  Speaker 6: And we have magicians the absence of the mirror, so
• 3:16:40
  Speaker 6: we scratch this is a we scratch that part of
• 3:16:43
  Speaker 6: the mirror so it looks like no reflection there.
• 3:16:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Okay, that's the only magicians secret. One will
• 3:16:51
  Speaker 2: tell you. But yes, it's a lot of mirrors.
• 3:16:53
  Speaker 6: And if we're losing the audience, if they're turning against us,
• 3:16:56
  Speaker 6: I mean, we have one of the best moves in
• 3:16:57
  Speaker 6: the world.
• 3:16:58
  Speaker 2: We turn out our special treek. Yeah, so we kill
• 3:17:03
  Speaker 2: our current personas on stage. We kill them. We did
• 3:17:06
  Speaker 2: we like, we do a bloody death and then we
• 3:17:09
  Speaker 2: come back and say those guys were our opener, we
• 3:17:13
  Speaker 2: are the real ones.
• 3:17:15
  Speaker 6: So that's then you play the video again through a
• 3:17:19
  Speaker 6: big video again and just desperately try to get their back.
• 3:17:22
  Speaker 1: On. Boy, I love an opener who has the same act.
• 3:17:26
  Speaker 2: Dudude, Yeah, genuinely. Like magic is so easy because you
• 3:17:33
  Speaker 2: start over over and over. It's like, well that one
• 3:17:35
  Speaker 2: didn't work, let's move on to the next one. And
• 3:17:37
  Speaker 2: we have some amazing things that we do. We do
• 3:17:40
  Speaker 2: so many tricks. We have a snake and a hot trick,
• 3:17:43
  Speaker 2: which is insane.
• 3:17:44
  Speaker 6: Like you she saying she does not show bringer on, Well,
• 3:17:49
  Speaker 6: we didn't want to step on your toes.
• 3:17:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're very litigious. You sue the country Bears in Disneyland, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because they stole my b.
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  Speaker 1: So its bears are not birds, but I guess they're animals.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it's just I get I get intimidated easily
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  Speaker 5: because let me tell you, I am not I am.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a dog shit pianist and I'm a dog shit singer.
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  Speaker 5: So without my birds, I have nothing.
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  Speaker 6: Continue, Well, we have a trickled snake in the hat.
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  Speaker 6: We put the hat on the audience member.
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  Speaker 2: And they and we say, oh, you look good. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: you look so you gotta go out to Town Nightclub tonight.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you gotta go out the Town nightclub because you're
• 3:18:29
  Speaker 6: all going to be on the strip and you look hot.
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  Speaker 2: And then I go away. That shick can some of
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  Speaker 2: the things you're wriggling around there? What could that be?
• 3:18:38
  Speaker 2: What could it be? Hey, what could that be? It's
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  Speaker 2: a snake, It's a big snake.
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  Speaker 3: I do that to the maccaine.
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  Speaker 2: We did that to John McCain had a heart attack.
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  Speaker 2: He people didn't know this. He could control them, and
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  Speaker 2: he could choose with He was a spie. Heart attacked
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  Speaker 2: the snake good thirl hard at he said, he said,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what, I'm going to give you a
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  Speaker 2: heart attack? But yeah, so the head opens up.
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  Speaker 6: It's like a big bowler's hat and you go, whoa,
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  Speaker 6: how can that giant ball constrictor all fit in the hat?
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  Speaker 6: And that's part of the strip because it kind of
• 3:19:16
  Speaker 6: looks like a giant ball constrictors coming out of our head.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, it's a big hat too.
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  Speaker 5: Well's we all have shows tonight, right is different than Broadway.
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  Speaker 5: We don't sleep right, we we have a show at
• 3:19:31
  Speaker 5: Our contracts are really firm.
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  Speaker 3: That's strong as your stomach. So I know we have
• 3:19:36
  Speaker 3: to prepare. What do you guys do? Like what tonight
• 3:19:38
  Speaker 3: we're about to go do our shows? What are you
• 3:19:40
  Speaker 3: going to do to prepare?
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  Speaker 2: We do a lot of vocal warm ups.
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  Speaker 26: Yes, really, oh, card really, card Rely, I can't relay.
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  Speaker 13: I really, I can't really, I can't. I can't relate
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  Speaker 13: really relates?
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  Speaker 1: What are you and the puppet? Norman? I like to
• 3:20:27
  Speaker 1: you know, my act isn't ensemble piece.
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  Speaker 16: You know there are no small puppets, only small the
• 3:20:33
  Speaker 16: puppet who has the guy who has the puppet.
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  Speaker 2: Over?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? For propping me up. There are no small puppets,
• 3:20:45
  Speaker 1: only the small guy who has the puppet. So and
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  Speaker 1: so I like to warm up and.
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  Speaker 16: As any good director and ensemble does, make everybody feel
• 3:20:57
  Speaker 16: warm and fuzzy before this show.
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  Speaker 1: So we go down to the bar.
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  Speaker 3: I could put in a bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Of dirty martinis for all the guys. The guys meaning
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  Speaker 1: the puppets. There's something in my real eye and.
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  Speaker 2: Or do you have a fake eyes somewhere?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't come from the puppet until I say the
• 3:21:24
  Speaker 1: puppet said that. But okay, so we're all in a
• 3:21:30
  Speaker 1: circle and we're sort of we started to talk a
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  Speaker 1: shop about the day before, and he broods.
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  Speaker 2: We fell in love with on the way over.
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  Speaker 1: Any mummies were coming, Who're gonna be in the audience tonight?
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  Speaker 1: And so I make sure everybody feels good, make sure
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  Speaker 1: everybody drinks the dirty martini, and I and I give
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  Speaker 1: everybody and I say, I got you back, I got
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  Speaker 1: you back, I got you back, I got you back,
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  Speaker 1: And then I make the puppet do it.
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  Speaker 2: The puppets all said got your back to each other.
• 3:21:58
  Speaker 2: They go it takes for It's funny because you have
• 3:22:01
  Speaker 2: their literal back.
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  Speaker 1: For me, it's a sadistic thing.
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  Speaker 2: I got you back, and you'd never escape.
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  Speaker 3: But for them it's a support.
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  Speaker 18: Okay, lose both hands for that, or you have to go.
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  Speaker 18: I got your back, take your hand out, put it,
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  Speaker 18: thank you, I got your back.
• 3:22:20
  Speaker 2: I got you back.
• 3:22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeat's say, I can.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta take it out.
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  Speaker 16: Sometimes it gets really confusing because I take it out,
• 3:22:27
  Speaker 16: but then to get to give a pat on the back, But.
• 3:22:29
  Speaker 1: Then it loses its shape, so I got to put
• 3:22:31
  Speaker 1: my hand back in. Oh yeah, I got to take
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  Speaker 1: it out again to give the pat on the back.
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  Speaker 1: But oh no, it lost its shape again. It's really
• 3:22:37
  Speaker 1: difficult to be a man in America.
• 3:22:41
  Speaker 6: That's one of your puppet jokes. You've got man in America.
• 3:22:43
  Speaker 6: Who's complaining?
• 3:22:44
  Speaker 2: Poppet? I love that.
• 3:22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the eighth deadly sin being a man in America.
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  Speaker 3: Is it time for my show?
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  Speaker 2: God, she's preparing all these parts of coming in the studio.
• 3:23:02
  Speaker 2: Are here to pick me up.
• 3:23:04
  Speaker 3: They're here to pick me up for the show.
• 3:23:06
  Speaker 2: They drive you there. Whoa, whoa, A lady just joined us.
• 3:23:19
  Speaker 2: Look be a lady, hey baby, nice pair of keys.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going to my show. Oh my god,
• 3:23:30
  Speaker 2: all those birds got in a car and started driving.
• 3:23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they went away. Well, I'm sure we
• 3:23:39
  Speaker 1: all can agree. Vegas is no picnic. Vegas is everything
• 3:23:44
  Speaker 1: you do and it becomes everything you are. Sometimes you
• 3:23:48
  Speaker 1: lose track of who you are.
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  Speaker 16: But really it's the other people on the strip that
• 3:23:52
  Speaker 16: make it all worth it and make those dark days
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  Speaker 16: just a little bit brighter. And especially when the puppets
• 3:24:01
  Speaker 16: are talking, that's when they embeded I'm not gonna give
• 3:24:05
  Speaker 16: it to you.
• 3:24:07
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 3:24:12
  Speaker 6: Said, come on, this has been artists on, artists on,
• 3:24:16
  Speaker 6: Artists on artists answer the question. Now, that's why we
• 3:24:18
  Speaker 6: call it shows business.
• 3:24:20
  Speaker 2: Good night.
• 3:24:25
  Speaker 1: Hey guys.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to see more of whatever this was,
• 3:24:28
  Speaker 5: but you kind of want to see it more chill,
• 3:24:30
  Speaker 5: more relaxed, and maybe more.
• 3:24:31
  Speaker 3: Intimate, we have a Patreon.
• 3:24:33
  Speaker 1: We have a Patreon where there's bonus episodes and more
• 3:24:36
  Speaker 1: fun and fun and games and you never know what's
• 3:24:39
  Speaker 1: gonna happen, like like right now, switch hats.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, now you're seeing me exposed the real
• 3:24:47
  Speaker 3: Angela and now.
• 3:24:47
  Speaker 1: I have a hat on what's going on? You can
• 3:24:50
  Speaker 1: do this at the Patreon, so come on by.
• 3:24:53
  Speaker 3: It's really fun. We have a fun group of people
• 3:24:55
  Speaker 3: who are like Bestie's on a group thread.
• 3:24:56
  Speaker 1: See there.
• 3:24:58
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• 3:25:00
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• 3:25:04
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