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Never, Ever Legos: Sex and the City Revival & Star Wars New Era · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I don't know if I've ever done this on an episode of nerd gas before maybe the
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listeners can let us know I'm going to reverse my decision not to give T
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Roberts geek of the week for someone to find out they didn't
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win come back to life and then die again to try and get GE awake I I can't knock
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that back she's really put in the hours for this welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all a bit hearty so I don't really understand it
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Luke is that a little s for penis damn I accidentally got soap in my urethra
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multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy yeah she was like what episode
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3.99 no I want to mention on episode 400 400
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mhm so let's back up for a sec Let's uh let me just get this straight cuz we
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often report on things that are just our opinions editorial this
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podcast that later we find have happened and and we never really know what the
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causality is you know where that line is so what you're telling us Luke
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essentially is that we reported falsely last week on the death of an actress who
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then went and died
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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and I might be wrong yeah I didn't read the full article no none of us did the
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thing yeah I was talking to Jen about this in the last week cuz like you know
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this happens a lot these days articles get posted and no one does any [ __ ]
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factchecking or something and it causes problems a lot of people die very
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quickly and you get people on Twitter going I'm I'm not dead yeah the the Jeff
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Goldblum incident but then I was saying oh yeah I mean we do that too though we
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report on all sorts of [ __ ] and then find out it wasn't true and then I
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realized well it doesn't really matter if it's us right cuz and then we're not
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news don't get your news from us yeah listeners just bear in
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mind we don't do a whole lot of factchecking this is a comedy show yeah
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I mean we we're more accurate in our reporting in the news than say Fox News
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right yeah we try you can certainly trust us more than you can trust those
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guys but uh so what's been going on what has been going I think we've all been
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distracted by your country burning to the ground uh yeah yeah this has been a
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quiet news week well sorry it hasn't been it's been
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it's been a a quiet news week for the entertainment industry which is usually what we talk
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about no but I think this lull sort of happens around this time every year yeah
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yeah yeah yeah I think you're right I think you're right there's no I've been
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focused on getting achievements a lot this last week yeah in fact in on uh day
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a couple days ago I got more achievements in one day than you guys
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have got in the last like year I mean that's not hard it's not tall order yeah
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I got an achievement the other day though I just got the you've completed
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the tutorial achievement on something but it counts ah think I know what it
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was yeah you do cuz I told you about
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it MH no I uh you know I said I said last week that I wasn't even going to
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attempt cyber Punk until I'd finished uh you lied Assassin's Creed Odyssey uh and
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then I realized that I might too I might be dead by the time I'm even close to
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finishing that uh because it's long and I'll be an old man I mean I'm not saying
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anything you know anything weird going on so what did you think turns out there
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is some news this week yeah that's right Dan will eventually die next week yeah
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but I decided uh [ __ ] it I'm going to buy cyber Punk and in fact I convinced
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myself I was just buying it to have for and I wanted to play it I don't know why
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yeah here's $100 just take it I know it's a it's
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a$1 yeah like honestly cuz if you were going to wait for it you'd wait for it
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to be on sa I know and that exact thought crossed through my head as I was
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importing my credit card details so uh I clearly was deluding no
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one even myself but I really I really haven't played much of this I've
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literally just played through the tutorial and the and the first mission
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but it's great it's good I really like it it's a beautiful game it's absolutely
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beautiful I'm not hooked yet but I was thinking about it and I'm really hooked
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this early in a game MH you I got to really let it sink its claws into you
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yeah I think you I haven't gone back to it yet but I do want to cuz I still got
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the like four more endings to get I um you know like we talked about how I got
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to that bit where it says it's the uh you know the point of no return but yeah
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it [ __ ] there's still so much [ __ ] going on like I was like oh I guess I'll
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I'll finish up some of these side quests and that and it's like I'm still going
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like there's like yeah it's there it's not that it's not long it's just that
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the path to the ending seems to be really direct if you want it to
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be yeah like you really need to try and
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stay away from the main story and go and experience the city yeah but even like
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there's I don't want to give anything away I don't want to spoil anything but there's
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like like a whole Quest thing still going on that seems to me to be it's at
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least somewhat related to the main quest and I'm like far as I can tell nowhere
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near finishing it yet so it's just yeah I guess it just depends on what order
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you do things in and I've chosen an
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order that gets me that warning so now I'm SC I'm too scared to do it now I
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don't want to do the main quest cuz it's not point of no return well as far as I
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can tell and I don't want to spoil anything and I haven't looked anything
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up but as far as I can tell CU I've gone back and looked at the wording again it
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says that you can't do any side quests while you're doing it so I don't know
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what that means or and whether I but I also don't want to lose it don't do it
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yeah okay don't no no you can do it after but don't like yeah do all the
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side quests and then go yeah all right yeah and I don't want to ruling it no I
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don't want to either that's why I'm not I looking not looking anything up I'm
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trying to be vague but that that's basically that's
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you've you've answered my question Luke yeah yeah thanks [ __ ] great game
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though and you're right it's beautiful and it's not even next gen yet on our
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consoles I still don't know when it will be though or if it will be I mean it
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practically is in that it doesn't run on any other consoles other than this J's
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console yeah I know yeah but yeah so I don't know how how not this gen it is I
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found a hilarious bug somebody I again I don't want to spoil it but somebody who
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should not be in the city anymore is still in their apartment and it's it
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shocked me when I went there okay what what what are you doing
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here yeah it's just part of the plot this person left and I and it was like you know like
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a secondary character I suppose and and I went to the apartment and I was like
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the [ __ ] are you doing here no didn't address anything it's a bug could you
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interact with them or yeah yeah it's like it never happen happened there
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there was evidently one of people someone got a bug very early on in the
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game release and it was an escort mission where they had to take a
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character somewhere but then they got distracted and start doing something
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else but this NPC character just started following them everywhere so they'd be off doing
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another mission on SE and then this NPC just rock up with them and go hey how's
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it going that's so funny and that was just their game I I never got anything
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fun like that I just got a good game yeah no no no it's it's such a complic
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game I'm sure little things like that that's the only main like that's the
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most ridiculous one I've seen it's just that I got went to check something out
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and I was like the [ __ ] are you doing here for me the biggest thing I had was
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just uh cars cars were not good at the start like I would walk out the street
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and just see a car flying across the road just spinning and spinning and
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spinning I'm going to let that go yeah just ignore it yep and I turn around and
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then my cast a and I just I get into that and I go oh I have one further
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question and then we have to talk about cyber Punk uh too much longer but I have
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a question for you Luke because you finished the game did you max out your
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level because I'm pretty sure I did the only reason I ask is that that uh more
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quests unlock as you level up so because
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as I'm still going now I'm getting new quests that are I don't know if they're
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time based or what it is but they're like follow-ups to earlier quests and
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stuff like that uh I'm pretty sure I did because I've completed everything and I
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got the achievements for completing everything oh well that would indicate
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that you did then all right fine yeah that's right that's that's that was my
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question so I want to make sure you didn't miss anything are you guys both
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playing as women Luke I know you are no yeah no no you're playing as a man yeah
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man I've got a question for you
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yes did you choose the circumcised or
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uncircumcised it's me Dan isn't it yeah I don't know if any man chooses the
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penis that's not the penis he has like you make everything else about the
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character so fantastic got face tattoos and [ __ ] cybernetic implants and I've
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got this red haircut and stuff but it's like well I want my own
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dick right but when it it pops out of the pants randomly because of a glitch
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Lenny krait Style I thought it was a pretty nice touch to have that in there
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you going to say was a pretty nice I did think it was I saw an article
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that was like they were complaining about I get where they're coming from
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they're complaining about how there's two kinds of dick but only one kind of
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vagina and I was like but you know you know why that is right
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like I mean you don't want to have a circumcised vagina [ __ ] that's yeah it
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was just an odd I was like maybe they don't realize why there's two kinds of
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dick it's not just arbitrary like yeah but then again but then I was like well
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I mean there you know what there's different kinds of genitals there's all
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sorts of different kinds so maybe Matt don't even point it out if no one's
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complaining about it like never going to be able to have
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dicks and games ever again can I [ __ ] people with the dick by the way yes I
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great oh yeah I don't know I've I've had sex in the game but I didn't have a dick
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so you can Dan you can are you luk when you play as a woman do you also play as
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a lesbian or do you let guys [ __ ] you um
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I did let a guy [ __ ] you by accident let them well I assume Luke blaz is an
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attractive woman sorry we're talking about cyber punk Luke talking about the
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game I accidentally spoke to someone who happened to be a male prostitute that's
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how it works real life too I acly gave them $100 and they said
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what time is it l said it's 8:30 he went h now you have to let me [ __ ]
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you I ask only because um while I was downloading this game I played a little
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bit more of Assassin's Creed Odyssey and uh I had a bit of sexual
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intercourse she does a lot of that or he does a lot of that I guess well yeah I
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mean in up until now I'd [ __ ] one old woman and I'd been part of a gay ory but
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I'd not [ __ ] any women my own age until now uh you get you actually get a
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cut scene yeah somewhat it's weird cut scene when you do it in cyberp Punk okay they
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a little weird yeah it's all first
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person I think they're weird point of view of the
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dick yeah well it's it's like an implant a cyber implant dick cam dick
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cam um but no you definitely can that's good that's good to
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[Music]
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know Fly
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[Music]
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Away what I really want to know
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isck got other dick news um I'm assuming you played the dick news jingle
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somewhere in there Matt and probably the L Kitz one because uh you know
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my dick wants to get
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away dick wants to fly away I love that
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want to see my dick do we have American dick in there
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American penis no oh no I could add that in maybe if I get time I'll add that
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[Music] in
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penis stay American
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penis listen what I say that's that's my entire knowledge of
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the songs of Lenny Kravitz they're the three aren't they yeah but if there are
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more I don't know them so this no one does this is fascinating yeah are you
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talking about's newest children's show which is the story about a man with a
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giant [ __ ] this is fascinating mhm can perform rescue oper ations well it can
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do stuff basically yeah there's a the photo at the top of photo go go gadget
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photo photo of the dick yeah yeah no the the the're still from the show I mean
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it's looks like clation has him the Dick's the dick is lifting up and
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pouring accelerant onto his barbecue which he's also looks like he's also
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strange for a kid show he's already got some some meat on there cooking which is
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he's got his sausages on there pouring some petrol on top of the sausages but
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whatever his dick in case anyone who can't see the picture is wondering is
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the same color as his underwear so it's like it's like his his dick is clothed
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in the fabric in which he wears special underwear I guess but of course it's
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causing some it's also 10 m long let's be
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clear yeah so a lot of people are saying that children's show shouldn't really be
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about giant I would probably agree with that speaking I as a father to be yeah
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yeah I mean I'm not against this this is amusing to be sure and I'm I'm I'm
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interested to see if there's some kind of argument for it there is and would
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you like to hear it would you like to hear yes love okay um the argument is
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John Dill and by the way Dand is in
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Danish um a phrase that means man a man with big dick right so just in case you
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think that this is you know um John Dilan talks to children and shares their
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way of thinking and kids do find genitals funny the show depicts a man
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who is impulsive not always in control who makes mistakes like kids do but
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crucially diland always makes it right he takes responsibility for his
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actions when a woman in the show tells him that he should keep his penis in his
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pants for instance he listens which is
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nice what he's accountable yeah yeah
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what um they've gone on to say uh this is not a show about sex and to pretend
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that it is uh is just projecting your
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own adult ideals onto the show that's fair it doesn't appear to be it's just
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like a goofy thing it's just uh yeah
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okay interesting interesting I love this this is what the guy this is what the
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animator said what kind of culture are we creating for our children if it's
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okay for them to see perfect bodies on Instagram enhanc digitally or
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cosmetically but not real bodies like he's like I want I am the under
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represented 10 m long dick demographic he said he said I'm not real poies and
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then he winked at the the reporter and
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pointed slowly started unzipping his 10 m long
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[Laughter]
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fly uh wa wait wait he responded to the latest christon by saying it could
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easily just have made a program about a woman with no control over her vagina I
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would like to see you make that show mate I would watch that 100% yeah yeah
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go on when BIM Bam were arguing uh years ago that um it wasn't fair that women
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get to show a little bit of cheek bit of cleavage and um and they were trying to
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bring in [ __ ] cleavage whereas you just you just show just a tiny bit of the
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shaft yeah just the top yeah the bottom top or the bottom it's
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the bottom I guess oh that's a good question I don't know there an argument
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for both yeah well vour did vsource did a whole video on like why you call your
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ass your bottom when it's halfway up right why is that that's a fascinating
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question I guess we should watch the video I mean spoilers it's cuz when
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you're sitting down it's it's the lowest bit it's the bit you sit on yeah well
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it's still not the lowest bit well it depends on what you're sitting on sit on
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yeah sit on the floor with your feet in the air even if you're sitting on
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the just sitting on the floor with your legs and arms
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off you everyone's casually sitting around having a SAT before the bottom
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you don't know that Caven didn't sit like that and they were like H we're
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sitting on the bottom parts of our bodies yeah but but why aren't the feet
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called the bottom I mean Luke Luke's raised a very valid point that's fair
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even when you see your feet are still on the floor if you're sitting on a chair
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they're still the lowest right there is that new Netflix show the history of
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swearing it might make an appearance in there and that might explaining it is
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that any good because it looks awful I've heard it is wait who's in that I've
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heard it is someone someone um your favorite actor what's
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his name um we've got a [ __ ] jingle for it National
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Treasure go to that's right Vampire's Kiss that's right Nicholas Cage well
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Nick Cage walked into the room when he asked of his manager is there any Nick Cage
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news Nick Cage's manager turned to Nick Cage and said of course there's Nick Cage
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news Nick Cage is the biggest movie star in the whole wide world and things are
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only going to get bigger now take a look at this script
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right here about a man made of wicker that's the one National treasure
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my goto is that a film or are you just saying that you really love him and that
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you treasure there's two films right National Treasure one and two I thought it was a
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Trilogy I've never seen any of them like him you don't like him I don't like him
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I don't even like him ironically you don't like Conair no I
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like Conair and I like Manny I like movies that I don't I don't like face
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off I do not like face off I'll stand by dislike of that movie no it's a terrible
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movie but it's great makes no sense not great Colorado space I know you didn't
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like that well yeah but I tell about I wanted to do a
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face off spin-off called dick off which is uh I remember this from a very long
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time ago blind prostitute Witnesses a crime and the own she's the only person
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that can ID him but she she only knows him by his penis so the criminal and the
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cop swap penises he takes his dick off
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yeah makes as much sense as face off so why not so when can I watch what is this
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show called John Dill heing oh dond yeah I don't know I don't know if you're
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going to get it in America or Australia you got to go to Denmark I'm sure the
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internet will have it you know what it doesn't say that John Dillman is the
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name of the show I mean and and it's a terrible name for a kids show oh oh no
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actually it's not no knowing that it's a pun if there was if there was a show
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that came out here called Johnny Dickman you you definitely
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want but actually it doesn't say Daddy Daddy can I watch Johnny
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Dickman can I watch the new show Johnny [ __ ]
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Pig yeah yeah it's about a guy with a massive [ __ ] daddy his [ __ ] is so
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massive dad you won't believe it what's that Luke I'm watching the intro on
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YouTube at the moment and it's got on and it's John PE PE okay John PE PE all
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right I'm going to have to we're going to have to watch this for next week
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perhaps oh my God what's his dick doing
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uh his dick managed to get caught on some balloons and he was floating away
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so an old woman shot the balloons with a gun and he fell to the Earth was he
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holding the balloons with his dick with his dick yeah okay
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fantastic yeah I can't wait for my child to watch
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that oh where do we go from that that's that's uh we got no other dick news have
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we hold on hold on what can what can we put straight after that we'll um seem
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like news even if it's not sex in the
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city oh yeah yeah yeah so I uh I mean I only put this in here cuz I was like I
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guess that's news uh I've never seen
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I find it more interesting that one of the four cast members doesn't want to be
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in this is it is it the oldest one yeah Kim
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Katrell is that her name yep see to me Kim catral is always just the girl the
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hot girl from Police Academy 1 sure she's in lots of stuff back in
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always be that yeah the hot Rich Posh
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girl from the first Academy so there's even a trailer for this re Ral Sex in
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the City her to show to to lift her skirt for him and show him her legs by
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pretending to be her Sergeant which now that I think about it
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was not funny or shouldn't have been you can't you can't go back and look at
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those old that's movies we've talked about the
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uh of n yeah yeah oh Police Academy too
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mhm none of them no so did you any any of you watched Sex in the City back in
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the day no I've seen the old episode when I me I've lived with women for decades
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so sometimes say we're boobs oh okay of the cast really or of like extras have
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the cast oh okay why which one do you like Dan no let's not do that again this
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is what that's the thing yeah all right you got 45 minutes I think we're better
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than we're better than that the rest of this episode is us like you know whose
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tips I want to see so this is so this is in the works or
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just announced no there's a trailer for it oh there is yeah Sarah Jessica I'm
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not going to watch the trailer I didn't watch I didn't bother watching the
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trailer for either of the movies which were as far as I know after the series
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as well right yeah they were both after and I thought I don't think the second
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movie did that well cuz I thought everyone was just a bit over like sex in
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the city and they got got the big ending with the wedding and
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she got Mr who whoa whoa whoa Luke why do you know all of
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this I've seen a couple of episodes couple you know what the [ __ ] payoff
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is and why it's
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relevant yeah I there was Mr Big who I
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that she L but then he wasn't committing and then they got together and they got
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married I don't know that's sex and city in a nutshell and did that happen in the
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show or in the movie I think they got married in the movie okay
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you think I think if you're right about this I'm GNA
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know you saw that [ __ ] movie I have not seen the movie I think
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in the second Egypt but just to be clear you have seen the wedding between Sarah
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Jessica Parker and Mr Big because I'm Googling right now that's the wedding if
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that's the what did I dream this dream about sex in the
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city I think it is in the movie it happens but I've never seen the movie
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is that new yeah I'm about halfway through yeah it's brand new got John
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tuturo oh I like him yeah he's good he's always good from brother we out there
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yeah correct that's what I know him from too but he's doing a British accent in
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this everyone's all over the place everyone's American but it's supposed to
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be this Monastery in like Italy or you know so obviously they speak in a
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British accent well everyone's doing a different accent because like he's
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supposed to have come from England somebody's German somebody Bavarian and it's it's a bit
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inconsistent like just just pick something and go with it it's fine well
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that's what Chernobyl what the director said just use your accent that you have
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well in Chernobyl everyone's [ __ ] British yeah and like they're like hello
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rcov like they still refer to each other like they're in yeah exactly like
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they're in Russia but they're just all British almost almost makes you respect
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uh you know like uh Tom Cruz or or Kevin cner who's just no I'm just going to use
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my voice thanks yeah I'm not going to do it yeah although when you watch when you
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watch Robin Hood prince of Thieves now you realize he actually was attempting
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to do a British accent cuz there are certain words that I'm like I Know a Man
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from Colorado does not pronounce it like that you are trying to do a British
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accent is it one of those things though that you're just around people talking
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like that so much that some words just sort of slip in could be so it's not
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actually trying it's just that like I know when I was in in
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Scotland there was sometimes where I was talking to someone you were there for
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two weeks I was not making fun of
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you I would sleep whoops Daisy no I'm from
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Australia yeah no but just when you have like that one word that just slips out
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that just sounds like no I'm not making fun of you it's just I'm slowly picking
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things up speaking of Scotland you ate some haggus when you were in Scotland
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didn't you I certainly did I don't mind it yeah I don't mind haggus I uh had an
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incident uh this past week uh related to the UK and uh and and things like haggus
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in particular I needed to I need to find out my blood type I have no idea what my
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blood type is so I was about to ask so you still haven't found out no I don't
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know I'm not sure how I'm going to figure that out now um because they they
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want to know it for for Jenna's doctor wants to know it so that they can tell
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if they have to do certain tests for the baby they're just going to do the tests
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at this point because I have come up I'll let you finish the story but I've come up with a
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theory of how you can get it done okay y well they told me the easiest way is to
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go donate blood and I thought well that's a that's a nice thing to do I
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will I'll do that and then I'll find out the blood type and then the doctor can't
31:18
do a blood test what kind of doctor is this I am not qualified for this the
31:24
doctor can do a blood they can send me to the lab to get a blood test I've had
31:29
blood tests done but unless it's for a medical necessity which apparently
31:35
[ __ ] my wife having a baby is not my insurance won't cover it so it's
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going to cost me a [ __ ] fortune because it's America so cuz my doctor said I can
31:48
organize ask your mom your mom will know what blood type you are it's got to be
31:51
on an official document oh so actually I guess my mom maybe could organize
31:57
one but anyway so I went to donate blood cuz
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I figured that's easy fine so I get in there and I'm filling out the form and
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then all the questions yet no problem I'm tiing no no no no were you did you
32:10
spend more than 6 months in the UK ha in
32:15
the 80s and I was like yes I have to tick yes I've never had to tick yes on
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one of these forms before and so I said to the receptionist I'm like is this a
32:25
problem and she said I don't know I'm just receptionist but
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uh I'll get someone to help you no one's qualified to do
32:36
anything so I had to talk to to one of the staff members I guess I guess a
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screener I guess there who had to look it up you see cuz no one's ever ticked
32:46
that box before in in Rhode Island in at the [ __ ] W mall and it turns out
32:51
because of mad cow disase right I might
32:55
have I might slowly I slowest of madow
32:59
disease ever 35 years on showing no
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symptoms y uh but because they don't have a test for it that doesn't involve
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ripping my head open and looking at the and dissecting my brain uh the FDA says
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no I'm allowed to donate blood so I still don't know what my blood type is
33:20
and you also cannot do that in Australia you know the same thing well here's the
33:25
thing I don't want to incriminate myself but I [ __ ] have done blood in
33:28
Australia and and the only explanation you could have just not t that box right
33:34
exactly but they mustn't have asked because there's no way I would have lied
33:37
cuz I'm not that desperate to donate blood like I'll do it I know how I know
33:42
how you can go get your blood checked find out blood type you are for free
33:47
need to go hang around the high school
33:51
okay no I remember there's a lot of shows where high school students that
33:56
used to be a science test where they would check to see what their blood say
34:01
they the the blood type R all sex offenders is that's what I thought he
34:05
was going to say I thought he was going to say that just [ __ ] some teens would bash
34:12
you that's happened before it happened before was blood everywhere what type is
34:17
it collect some of it seen I've seen it in American television show some movies
34:23
where it's a like a high school science test and they just go gra some random
34:27
person off the street who happens to be nearby are there any middle-aged men
34:31
around the high school find one and bring them to the science excuse me can
34:36
we have some of your blood yeah doesn't matter what type and we don't care where
34:40
you spent time in the80s was like well I was in Haiti
34:46
getting a blood transfusion while sharing needles and I also have having
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unprotected sex yeah no yeah all sorts that's why I felt like I got to take a
34:57
yes like am I going to get arrested so weird though that they didn't know that cuz
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it's what I see that you think like they would know very quickly if you answer
35:05
yes to any of these it means you can't donate they may not know the exact
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reason behind it but you don't think they'd have to look that up that's their
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job yeah like day one of training if anyone to S this side you send them home
35:18
like I said this is this is you know what uh not the mall but like it's it's
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just a little blood donation center in Warwick it's not like the back of a high school
35:29
when they do the blood testing it's it's uh so I guess they just it [ __ ]
35:36
pathology Labs at high school do they are you thinking of are you
35:40
thinking I think I think you can teste pretty easily I think I very simple test
35:46
do with the way it's to do the way it clots and that kind of thing they can
35:50
tell but it's just that that's not good enough for they need an official yeah
35:54
can't you do that test in front of a doctor you know what I mean and being
35:58
like I'm not asking you to do it just but look at the [ __ ] result here the
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weirdest thing to me is that I had I've have had blood work I have blood work
36:07
done every year like as part of the checkup here right I go and get my blood
36:11
you think that would be something that they do as part of your normal but they
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said we don't do a of blood it's like do that it's not cover insurance it's
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written on there yeah no I mean I [ __ ] looked at the results they don't
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write it on there really that's what I'm saying they just and they said yeah it's
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a medical necessity for me so that she said I can Oran I can arrange the test
36:33
but you will have to pay for it and I said how much is it going to be and she
36:36
said she said I don't know your wife have said want to know if you're the
36:42
real father but it's
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not it's not essential that she knows
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yeah so yeah they don't want my blood because like I said I'm the I'm the most
36:55
unique case of mad cow [ __ ] ever you may be patient zero for Mad Cow could be
37:02
you know and you've been immune to it all the time they might they might want
37:05
to harvest your blood to make antibodies
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that's true one day yeah that's the
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dream yeah so yeah trying to see if I can work out my blood type by looking at
37:19
on on Google what are you where are you looking oh you've got you got mountains
37:24
and mountains of paperwork I assume mountains and mountains of blood this
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blood everywhere well I mean went to how many people have looked inside just
37:31
assum you're going to be on my medicare records somewhere maybe it's on mine I
37:36
should have looked that up where can you look at your own medical records L I
37:39
wouldn't even know where to do that mikov you forget you forget Luke gets
37:46
inspected once a week basically gets his yeah I I I get a lot of blood taken and
37:50
a lot of drugs given to me yeah cuz he hangs around go to the
37:56
doctor Excuse me while I log into my go and just see if it says my [ __ ] blood
38:02
type there at the top I can enroll a newborn baby you can what I can enroll a
38:08
new board does it have to be yours enroll it into donation preferences
38:13
register for I got confused the other day I was trying to figure out what the
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citizen Citizenship status will be for my for my child and I be a American
38:22
wouldn't they they would be an American if they're born here they would also be
38:25
an Australian I think and would be British also because and this is what I
38:30
trying to figure out I was on the on the UK oh because of the whole Australia is
38:34
bit picky with how many well that's why I was trying to figure out how I wanted
38:38
to just see because I I'm going to have three uh once once I get here sorted out
38:42
and I was just wondering you know what I say you can have three kids I was like
38:46
[ __ ] got the whole three citizenships so I was looking it up and then on the UK
38:52
website confused me because it said it said if you
38:55
were if one one of your parents was a British
39:00
citizen who was born in in Britain then you will be a British citizen but your
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children will not and I was for some reason I just couldn't grasp like I was
39:12
kept getting screwed up because I kept forgetting it's not talking about me
39:15
it's talking about the kid and I was like what do you mean my children won't
39:17
then how and I go back to the start and I was like reading it again I'm like
39:21
this doesn't make any sense and then yeah I just I kept getting the point of
39:25
view messed up but uh yes apparently she will it's like one of those those kind
39:30
of brain teasers brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my
39:35
Father's
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son then uh oh God now don't do that no
39:44
that's broken my bright brain I'm still trying to work out if
39:49
Matt's got three kids planned probably not see how the first one goes yeah
39:53
we'll see yeah exactly yeah exactly you might not like
39:58
yeah her my blood typ is them we know it's a her right yeah we know it's a her
40:04
it's not a secret I panicked so I just went with every pronoun I could think
40:09
of I didn't burn anything down to announce that it was a girl either so I
40:14
think that's you're supposed to do that in America I've broke with tradition and
40:17
uh you break you burn things down for any reason in America
40:22
man we've learned that this yeah you may have seen my gender reveal party on the
40:26
news the other day it's a
40:33
Sharman um a friend of mine um is a is a desserts Chef uh I don't know if there's
40:40
a proper term for that but she makes desserts and she just did a gender
40:43
reveal cake oh yeah see that's fine to
40:48
the parents bit of fun to the not yeah like par Lear so the they went [ __ ]
40:54
ultrasound the doctor wrote it in a sealed envelope and gave it to the chef
40:59
the chef then baked the cake with either a blue or a pink insides and then they
41:04
served it up to the parents they're like it's a slice the cake open gender
41:09
reveals it's not the parents doing the reveal to everyone else it's the parents
41:14
fighting out at the same time surely it's just as much as for surprise when a
41:18
doctor tells you as when a chef does yeah but you can't make an inconvenience
41:24
for everyone around you the doctor's off yeah like you need to do that thing
41:31
where you have the car that blows that does a burn out with blue or pink spok
41:35
and just oh is that a thing suffocates everyone that's a thing you can find
41:40
that yeah burnouts to show gender reveals going to put a closeup
41:46
of uh the character builder for uh cyber
41:50
Punk it's backwards and forwards the vagina that's how you'll know yeah or if
41:56
it's a boy and then when you go to boys circumcised or uncircumcised just
41:59
backwards or forwards a decision I'll have to make at the time yeah except
42:03
there won't be no way I'm doing that [ __ ] still angry at my no you should not
42:08
do that you should not do that trained professional should be doing that not
42:14
you a who traditionally used to do it with their teeth not a joke look if I
42:20
was having a boy we'd be heading down in New York to get that done try and find
42:23
that guy we reported on years and years ago yeah oh God I don't know that
42:28
episode's still in the in the uh catalog
42:32
that might be in the before times yeah but yes yeah so they don't want my
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blood uh I guess that's fine I still just can't believe that they can't just
42:43
send you for like go have another blood test for something and
42:47
just a Dr they can I just have to pay for it but the pay for can't you just
42:53
okay we're not going to solve or work this out it's G to cost Mt thousands
42:58
ofar I have to pay for it and they can't no one can tell me how much it's going
43:02
to cost and so I'm terrified because why is that could be thousands of do in case
43:07
your blood is just very difficult to identify they're like this Australian
43:11
blood I think the problem is the problem is that it's it's like the the normally
43:17
they would just say go donate blood and then now it's like I can't donate blood
43:20
and they're like oh well [ __ ] we got no idea then well we don't know this
43:23
doesn't this doesn't happen that often like I know in Australia like but
43:27
sometimes I've had to pay for particular types of tests when I'm getting blood
43:30
and they they they don't know the exact price cuz it doesn't happen a lot but
43:34
they go like it's no more than $100 yeah like but see that's the thing over in
43:38
America they like could be thousand it depends on my insurance it depends on on
43:43
a number of things so and then at the end like fly back
43:48
toia get a blood test and go back Jen's doctor said well fine we'll just we'll
43:52
just do give you the shot anyway just to the thing that it's for anyway like it's
43:58
probably not worth the hassle at this point so we'll just assume that's the
44:02
dad all right let's just going forward [ __ ] fraternity test if it wasn't for
44:07
the world being on fire and quarantine it could actually honestly be cheaper if
44:11
you to fly back here and go back cuz that would be what,
44:17
1400 bucks they did they did infinite [ __ ] tests on me when I got my Visa
44:21
for to move here and I'm looking through the paperwork how is that not on there
44:25
it's not on any of the paperwork I find it just doesn't say it like he had the
44:29
doctor CED a feel but didn't that's right get your blood
44:32
type bend over and cough y he stuck his hand down he went you can't you can't
44:38
find somebody's blood type by doing that Luke I don't know what they've told
44:42
you no but I'm just like they everything all right
44:47
Mr Anderson alerson we just need to uh check your blood type again yeah just to
44:54
be sure it hasn't changed maybe I need to go to a different doctor maybe yeah especially
44:59
since this doctor seems to think your name is Mr Anderson I'm not even meant to be
45:05
here I think the Matrix popped into my head I do know Luke's
45:12
name uh well the Matrix is a movie uh and we do have some movie news so um
45:17
Captain segue to the rescue here we talked about uh Wonder Woman
45:23
last week Luke and I thought it was uh fine I yes at best at worst not very
45:30
good somewhere in that Spectrum I'm never going to go see it again no
45:34
neither neither neither but also saying that I'm never going to go see the Joker
45:39
again no I Pro oh Joker maybe I lik Joker I'd probably watch this one not I
45:45
like Joker but I don't I'm not going to see it again like but uh everyone
45:50
everyone's kind of feeling that this isn't a very good movie uh including the
45:56
people that Lucas filmed who have just hired Patty Jenkins to make Rogue
46:01
Squadron and I have some advice for the people at Lucas
46:06
film before coming out and announcing directors and giving people movies let
46:12
their current movie come out and see what the reception is first this is just
46:16
Ryan Johnson all over again yeah MH I
46:20
learned something this week and I think um possibly in the um red letter Media
46:26
review of one 1984 which I watched even though I haven't seen it because I'm not
46:30
I'm not going to watch it and I was see what they had to say yeah Patty Jenkins
46:34
wrote the new Wonder Woman she did not write the original one so I wonder if
46:39
that's that's what the problem was maybe she's a perfectly good director not a
46:44
good writer yeah I wouldn't go that far but
46:48
uh me which which bit the perfectly Serv director I guess yeah yeah right because
46:54
she's been announced to she writing Rogue Squad and that's is she writing Rog sadron I'm
47:00
not quite sure but that's the big one that's the movie I'm actually really
47:04
looking forward to and I want this done well well maybe you need to get on the
47:09
phone to Kathleen Kennedy let me do
47:16
it that's all you're going to say just got let me do it Luke hand it over Luke
47:22
no no no alerson not Anderson alerson on
47:28
IMDb Patty Jenkins is listed only as the Director and the writer is listed as
47:35
George Lucas which I assume that just means it's a based on the characters by
47:41
or is he really covered back I I saw an article should not write that I that I
47:47
dismissed because and I didn't even put it in the spreadsheet because I was like
47:50
this is one of those horseshit articles that said that they're going to replace
47:55
Kathleen Kennedy with George Lucas
48:57
right with this new era of Star Wars with a whole bunch of [ __ ] going on I
49:02
know a there was a trailer for it the other day I I started to watch it and
49:07
then I was like you know what I don't think I care so I didn't watch the
49:11
trailer but uh but I do know that they've now kind of
49:15
officially regrouped the Star Wars eras
49:22
into a trailer for like merchandise that we're going to be selling you later it
49:28
was just I don't know I honestly think they're starting to regret turning a lot
49:33
of STS into Legends not all of it though I'm still a lot of the like what I liked as
49:39
Mandalorian was the stuff that felt like the books like the new Republic and
49:43
stuff like that and I wonder if they're maybe trying to go try and get bit more
49:49
of that feel back in yeah oh I see the ear that was I know from the '90s I see
49:54
the thing that you mean about the erors eras
49:57
eras eras yeah Dan yeah yeah interesting so you've got the high Republic which is
50:04
the new one then the fall of the Jedi the reign of the Empire age of rebellion
50:11
the new Republic rise of the first order there's a big gap in between reign of
50:14
the Empire and age of rebellion I wonder what they're going to slot in [Music]
50:20
there I do like the fact that they're going high Republic and just go look
50:23
we're just going to stay all the way over here and not try and have yes go to
50:27
read it yeah but also they're missing on here because they've got all the movies
50:32
on here but they're missing Caravan and courage and battle for end that's a
50:36
weird why that is that's a weird mistake to have made yeah no holiday special
50:40
either where does that take place yeah and then look none of my fan
50:44
Fiction's on here anywhere like that story that I found
50:50
online where um Chewbacca has an Ewok stuck up his ass it's not on
50:55
here
50:59
the whole eok or just the dick the whole e did I even did I not do that it was
51:05
supposed to be a thing where there was I did an episode where Terry smallo Star
51:11
Wars fanfiction right I I B I don't know why I don't remember maybe I never
51:16
actually read this one but there was a one I found online about how han is
51:21
trying to figure out what's wrong with Chewy because he's locked himself in his
51:24
room and it's because he's got an Ewok stuck up his ass
51:29
like that he put there and then like all embarrassed he can't hear out yeah
51:35
y out this last weekend I decided I was going to try and sit down and watch the
51:41
Star Wars movies again and I decided to skip decided to go with the prequels but
51:48
I went look I'm going to skip the first two I start with revenge of the seist
51:50
the best of the three movies and I couldn't do it I could not sit through
51:55
that movie so I just went straight to Star Wars yeah and then went to Empire
51:59
and then realized you can get cut the first 20 minutes of Empire and it makes
52:02
no difference to the story you could yeah the start of that movie Luke gets
52:07
caught by the wper but that's when he learns he needs to go find
52:11
Yoda yeah but Ben could have rocked up at any time to tell him that yeah yeah
52:16
actually that's a fair point stood over him in his bed and go hey go over here
52:21
yeah and then I but I did I managed to get up to uh the force awakens and
52:27
that's still fun I still like that movie I really like the force awakens as well
52:31
yeah I love it I don't know it's just the it's just something's always
52:36
happening it's always moving forward no that one that one they did right they
52:40
did that right they proved that they and then they proved flaws with it's I mean
52:45
it's not perfect it's a perfect film but it's got the right feel and it's got
52:49
like I don't know I guess it's just opinion but I I don't know it just feels
52:52
like Star Wars and the rest of them don't although there is still that one
52:56
part of movie that I just get very confused about where the the first order
53:01
blows up seven planets that are the center of the universe and everyone's okay with
53:07
that I don't think they're okay with it yeah but the first order is and that's
53:13
meant to be like government everything and they're just yeah that's cool just
53:17
it seemed a bit weird that part but apart from that it's a great movie we
53:21
talked about this you know one of the they show a planet being blown up during
53:26
that sequence it's not corusant I know but is there
53:29
any indication in the film that it's not corusant no it looks like it it looks
53:34
like it it's like the it looks like the [ __ ] City we've seen a million times
53:37
in the earlier movies that gets blown up and then people online are like it's not
53:42
[ __ ] coron it's really obvious that it's it's not corus like it's not
53:46
obvious they say hosnian system like well maybe if Kant is in the hosan
53:52
system like I also don't get what the Empire and the force and first order
53:58
what their whole obsession is with let's
53:59
just murder billions of people and then
54:05
people but are we the baddies I know the death star's like
54:12
like we'll just blow up a planet then they'll listen to us yeah and then also
54:17
returning to Jedi we've built a second more powerful deatha why does it need to
54:22
be more powerful it blows up one planet at a time it's still one gun you have it
54:27
as powerful as you want it doesn't need to be powerful the orinal planet into other
54:34
planets it's like a rail Death
54:39
Star I did see a funny meme the other day just to do with all the latest you
54:43
know goings on and people saying stuff like it was it was a meme that was like
54:49
uh Obi-Wan's voice in Star Wars saying Luke don't blow up the Death Star it
54:53
will only further divide the Galaxy
54:58
yeah in relation to latest goings on in the US made me laugh well the second
55:04
more powerful Des side that all it ever did was blow up a couple of little ships
55:07
yeah it had extra gun seems like a dowra it's got an extra gun to be next
55:12
to a moon in order for its force field to be on yeah did have that little
55:18
secret room uh next to Palpatine's throne room though that was cool we
55:24
learned that in uh rise of Skywalker yeah spoilers whatever
55:30
than can we we don't need to talk about ralk but I got say that now in hindsight
55:36
again I mean I thought it was dumb at the time but thinking about it's even
55:39
dumber why is there a dagger in the shape of the wreckage of the Death Star
55:44
because it was cool in The [Laughter] Goonies come on JJ you're better than
55:50
this yeah awful [ __ ] awful just hurry
55:55
up and get me on set off fix it all look at this sorry this Banner for Rise of
56:00
the first order like they've got all these banners for the errors the one for
56:03
Rise of the first order's got the force awakens rise SK of Last Jedi rise
56:08
Skywalker and then just this suspicious looking dude on the right you you see
56:13
what I'm talking about hold on I've closed it let me open it back
56:17
up the resistance car oh is that what that's from yes I'm just like this
56:23
little Shifty looking dude up there on the right like what's he doing there oh
56:28
[ __ ] that's from the see this okay I haven't seen the car now it's like it's
56:33
just to me it's just some random like guy going whoop Someone Save first
56:38
order is that good I'm assuming that's the case anyway what I mean it looks
56:43
like an unrelated story that's what I'm saying it was an ad yeah because also he
56:48
looks dodgy as [ __ ] that's what I mean it's such a weird Banner have you sorry
56:52
have you seen the show Luke resistance no no okay which resistance I've heard
56:57
of Clone Wars and Rebels what the [ __ ] is resistance yeah there's another one
57:00
there's been a few yeah I think resistance is one of the new ones and
57:06
we're not the target audience for the cartoons I might watch the Clone Wars I
57:09
don't know you I the Clone Wars are actually good but they're hard to sit
57:15
through because you're not the audience I don't have a lot of time that's the
57:18
thing I'm watching the expanse which is [ __ ] fantastic and I'm I'm I don't
57:22
have a huge amount of time to watch stuff on my own so there's a lot of
57:27
episodes of The Clone Wars CU it's a kids cartoon so churn them out I've got
57:32
to say too this picture of Kathleen cedy standing in front of all the logos for
57:37
the upcoming slate of Lucas Films now I know that Lucas Films encompasses
57:41
properties that aren't Star Wars but 99% of these are which means yeah like
57:47
they're like Star Wars a Droid story Mandalorian Lando Rose Squadron shoker
57:52
Rangers and Europe plubic Andor Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars bad batch Indiana Jones
57:57
is like wait what that's tied somehow
58:01
yeah what is Children of Blood and Bone on the top left that what I yeah I
58:07
really don't know on that one also which Kathleen Kennedy did they I mean it says
58:13
lucasfilm made this is she trying to position herself as the new George Lucas
58:18
like because there I mean look basically everything every logo behind her that's
58:23
that's a George Lucas thing except for that Children of Blood and Bon
58:27
yeah that's true Willow George Lucas Indian Jones George Lucas Star Wars George Lucas but
58:33
like she's the head of lucasfilm no I understand that it's just like it's just
58:38
we're so used to it just everything being Star Wars that we think of just
58:41
being Star Wars well that and but also just to put out this with you standing
58:46
there in the middle like that's a bit weird see there's children Blood and
58:50
Bone I don't know that seems it's only a book from like 2018 this is seems
58:57
young adult fantasy novel by Nigerian American novelist Tommy
59:02
something oh wait a minute I think I know the I don't know the author but I
59:08
know can I just say it's just occurred to me that Indiana Jones and Star Wars
59:13
do take place in the same universe and there's evidence of it in at least two
59:18
Indiana Jones movies number one where
59:20
you see a little theic C32 D2 and also um Club
59:27
Obi-Wan mhm okay I've read an article about this author before the Children of
59:32
Blood and Bone all right cool inspired by Nigerian mythology yeah yeah I read
59:37
an article about once um all right fine I mean young adults so it's probably
59:41
going to be something not for us probably not just give me Rogue Squad I
59:45
don't know I like young adults the younger the better
59:49
really Andor I don't know no he's too old remains to be
59:55
seen like I I did like Rogue one but could that be a that trailer that they
1:00:00
did got me sort of interested I was like oh they could be good I guess I don't
1:00:04
know it made me realize that he was a perfectly good sidekick but I don't know
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if I want to watch him be the lead character in a series I don't know if I can do
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that guys we're coming up on the hour and and we're probably going to want to
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go into the Afterparty uh soon but can I just um I just want to rub something in
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the face of all Americans if you don't mind and look anyone who's not from America
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will know this already uh but Americans This Might [ __ ] shock you
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uh it is now official Lego incorporated
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have confirmed the plural of Lego is
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still Lego there is no word that is
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Legos I don't know I'm used to word Legos well I am and I build a lot of
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Lego I know that I know that they did I know
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they did create it yeah they did create it uh but I have done a lot of them I
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mean who's right who's right who can say who's right at this stage cuz somebody
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like some some dude on Twitter just just wrote is it Lego or Legos everyone weigh
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in let's all say what we think and Lego official just wrote It's
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Lego no word that's Legos that's great
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you see it's it's weird cuz in fact
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words are never ever
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Legos see I I I see like all the individual pieces yes they are Lego but
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different sets I see as Legos I mean they they've they've just told you
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they've just told you that you're right and in fact they've broken this down
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they've said Lego is always an adjective Lego bricks Lego elements Lego sets
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which is what you're describing never ever Legos
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and the guy the guy who originally posted it was like oh I didn't think
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that would work but thanks for the clarification sorry Luke actually just I
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just ordered a new Lego set I'm getting a new Ghostbusters Ecto
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one oh cool I was looking at Lego sets but they're expensive I always look at
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them I always want them I've actually decided now cuz
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Lego the the thing about Lego is you need to buy it when it first comes out
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yes it's expensive but if you wait it doesn't go on sale for the good sets you
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only can pay more money for them later ah cuz collectors go out and they will
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buy like three copies of the one thing and then it's marked up now I can go
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look on for the new Lego Ecto one find it on third party resellers for an extra
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$100 now but if you go to the Lego website you're getting it for Less the
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thing that made should go Malaysia no the thing that made me
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interesting Lego compatible crap the thing that made me interested was uh Ron
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Gilbert on his blog he's been putting together the Lego colum oh yeah uh so
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that was interesting as well like in general but then he was talking about
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how he's it comes in like a huge box and it's got little smaller boxes and you're
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supposed to put them together in order and at the end of it you end up with the
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Coliseum but there's a whole bunch of like busy work that you have to do as
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part of the build where you're building details that will never be seen once
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it's complete and he just how it's interesting that they they not only do
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they like say how can we just build a [ __ ] Coliseum out of Lego but it's
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also like how do we make it fun and interesting to build this thing instead
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of just like slapping a bunch of bricks together so yeah there's like detailed
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work you do inside that is just not I'm glad to hear that actually because
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between when I was a kid Lego was pretty simplistic right like if you wanted to
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build something it was built out of tiny little Lego bricks did you have I'm I'm
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sure you did Dan the Robin Hood tree I had everything yeah yeah I had the every
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Robin Hood thing for sure [ __ ] love that tree but I by the time I was kind
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of getting out of Lego like I was you know 11 12 just starting to you know
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like bigger kids stuff um Lego had also started being a bit [ __ ] like it was
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like I remember there was this Wizard's House that I wanted and it was like the
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two pieces were half a Wizard's House and the other half of the Wizard's House
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and you clip them together now your Lego's built so like I'm glad they're
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finally now going back yeah sort of come back around again there's rumors of a
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new Death Star set coming out that's going to so they've got some really like
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big sty sets and this one's going to be like 11,000 pieces [ __ ] hell that's
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the other problem is if I was to to get Lego where the [ __ ] am I going to put
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these things once I've built them I actually feel a bit shame uh sad that I
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can't play with Lego anymore mhm like I like to build it but then it's built and
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that's it and I've lost that ability to be able to go now I play with Lego yeah
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I remember yeah being a kid just just sitting there and [ __ ] playing toys
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yeah yeah yeah it was the best yeah the the fun part wasn't just building it it
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was what you did with it after that yeah guys I've justed something down under
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segment if you wouldn't mind scrolling down
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oh [ __ ] hell that was quick I know right this is capital building Invasion
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the Lego set Lego set [ __ ] me it's got all the all the all the main characters
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all the key players yeah it's got the shaman it's got the guy doing the [ __ ]
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selfie yeah the dude who stole all those guys have been
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arrested yeah they did they all got arrested I don't know why they thought
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they wouldn't violent terrorist that's what I'm saying they also weai just
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start stealing stuff like at one point somebody's like no we're protesting like
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no you're not yeah [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] violent coup they you're
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storming a government building they so lost they've got like I just don't
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understand how you like smiling as he's carrying out [ __ ] the speaker Podium
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like you are going to be arrested mate why are you smiling at the cameras like
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what did you think was going happen how you think that is a good idea ridiculous
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like what did you think was going to happen well unfortunately I think they
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thought oh we did it I guess now Trump's the president again Trump asked us to
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he's the president again and he will pardon all of us yeah mhm no he's only
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