Lizzie Borden Took an Axe… Allegedly: Murder, Pears & 130 Years of Absolute Bullshit
Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately regrets asking one extremely simple question: how much of the Lizzie Borden story do we actually fucking know? Spoiler alert, Ghosties: apparently NOTHING can behave normally in Fall River. We’re talking Victorian family money drama, basement toilets, suspicious real estate, violent food poisoning, prussic acid, a mystery note nobody has ever seen, Uncle Horse Business sleeping in the future murder room, three pears carrying the legal weight of an entire defense team, a handleless hatchet that refuses to cooperate, a burned dress, courtroom skulls…
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