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193: Mormon Vibrators & Baby Showers: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (S1 E2) / Welcome to Plathville (S6 E10) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
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  Speaker 1: of your hosts, Delia here with my real tight homegirl
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  Speaker 1: and my daughter in law Beatrice. Everybody. We're here to
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  Speaker 1: talk about those Mormon moms on mom Talk, i e.
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  Speaker 1: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. We're going through it
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  Speaker 1: a little bit behind when everybody else watched it, but
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It's still good. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get into episode two, we do want to
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into this shit, get right into
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  Speaker 2: mom Talk Girl. Episode two starts off strong because it's
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  Speaker 2: eleven months later after Taylor gets arrested.
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  Speaker 1: So I told you before, right that Taylor was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be kind of a secondary character, even though apparently
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  Speaker 1: she's the one who founded mom Talk. But like, because
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  Speaker 1: of the things that happened with the swingers and the
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  Speaker 1: arrests and all the things that she's been through, they
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  Speaker 1: brought her back and then they started centering her and
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  Speaker 1: featuring her. Yeah, and so now we see her eleven
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  Speaker 1: months later after the first episode Big Heavy with Child,
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  Speaker 1: Heavy with Child. Yes, and now here she is at
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  Speaker 1: the center of attention again.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and she's got kind of a different error to her.
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  Speaker 2: Like it seems like the arrest was a wake up
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  Speaker 2: call for her. Okay, I mean she's saying it is.
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  Speaker 2: She says it's a wake up call. She's trying to
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  Speaker 2: be more spiritual in her Mormon faith, going to church, sure,
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  Speaker 2: trying to change her life around. She hit rock bottom
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  Speaker 2: because everybody was filming her after her rest and good
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  Speaker 2: putting it on TMZ. She got charged with fucking aggravated
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  Speaker 2: assault and has three years probation. I'm like, girl, you
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  Speaker 2: ruined your life, Like, what the heck?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Yeah, it's bad. You threw a metal chair
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  Speaker 1: and it hit one of your children. You were also
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  Speaker 1: taken in for child endangerment. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: were ultimately charged with that. You might have pled that down,
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  Speaker 1: but like, that's shitty behavior, Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: And you're pregnant with an ex ventanyl addicts.
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  Speaker 1: Baby who's a cheater, who's allegedly a cheater, and calls
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  Speaker 1: you a slut, I guess and a horn This scuber,
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  Speaker 1: oh my, this Dirp Mayes talking about that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like this loser is calling Taylor a whore.
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  Speaker 1: All of these women are the breadwinner, as we have established,
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  Speaker 1: all of these young women are making hundreds of thousands,
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  Speaker 1: if not millions of dollars. They've all got deadbeat, dumb
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  Speaker 1: ass husband. Yes, and you're gonna presume not even being
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  Speaker 1: a husband, Dakota, to call this woman a slut.
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  Speaker 2: When she's pregnant with your love child because you're too
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  Speaker 2: stupid to pull out.
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  Speaker 1: Do you even have a job?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Are you with your highlighted hair? I hate him? He's
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  Speaker 1: high on, unemployed a whole.
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  Speaker 2: He's a losing Why why do.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful women end up with dudes like this?
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  Speaker 2: What is your thought, dick?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Mmm, you know that impotent man. Patrons know that story. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but then we have the mom talk girls getting together
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  Speaker 2: to creat content and therefore also talk shit about Taylor
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  Speaker 2: and her arrest, namely Whitney, who's apparently so worried about
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  Speaker 2: the reputation of mom Talk and the culture that they've.
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  Speaker 1: Found and not your day husband being on Grinder.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not worried about that though. Literally, did you watch
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  Speaker 2: Meet Canyon's video on all of this. He just came
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  Speaker 2: out with a video on YouTube Meet Canyon. He's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: He straight up called Connor gay. No, yes, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: not the only one. You've what, I'll send it to you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so he called him gay too, so it's not
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  Speaker 2: just me, girl, but he was totally on Grinder.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Whitney's trying to start gossip. She seems like
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  Speaker 1: a mean girl. Yes, she's taken advantage of Taylor not
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  Speaker 1: being around that much because she's pregnant now again with
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  Speaker 1: Dakota's love child, and so she's trying to maneuver herself
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  Speaker 1: as the center of the group.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and also take the heat off of her for
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  Speaker 2: being the one that was torking in the hospital with
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  Speaker 2: her dying kid, right.
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  Speaker 1: With a gay husband.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, you're also a terrible person. Nuh. But anyway, so
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  Speaker 2: they're creating content for mom Talk because they have a
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  Speaker 2: job to do. This is a real job, hi. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: they've got brand deals to worry.
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  Speaker 1: About, Beatrice. They do, though, and they make so much money.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty thousand dollars for promoting a vibrator. I am doing that.
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  Speaker 1: We should be doing that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll totally do that. You'll post a photo, I will
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  Speaker 1: post a photo, I will make a video. I will
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  Speaker 1: talk about my experience with a vibrator. A woman of
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  Speaker 1: a certain age can appreciate a vibrator.
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  Speaker 2: Stop absolutely, I don't want to hear about that.
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  Speaker 1: I know you like vibrators. I don't know why you're
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  Speaker 1: friend like that. Come on, now, I hear you through
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  Speaker 1: the wall. She's so rich.
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  Speaker 2: As she talks to me every day. I'm abused over years.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're skipping ahead. Whitney got a brand
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  Speaker 2: deal to propoo a R vibrator, and all of the
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  Speaker 2: Mormon girls are like scandalized by it because they're good
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  Speaker 2: Mormon women. Are they not swingers? Okay, they are though,
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  Speaker 2: but they don't want to promote a sex toy. I
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  Speaker 2: think two of the girls like it was like Macy
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  Speaker 2: and Layla. They were like, yeah, I get your bag. Girl,
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  Speaker 2: like that's fine, like whatever, But all the other Mormon
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  Speaker 2: women were judging Whitney for even entertaining the idea of
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  Speaker 2: promoting sex.
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  Speaker 1: Toys, right, and Whitney's trying to make it like I
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  Speaker 1: want to empower Mormon women who are in this sort
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  Speaker 1: of repressed religious system that you know, they can take
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  Speaker 1: their sexuality and their pleasure into their own hands, and
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  Speaker 1: we should be able to talk about it. We should
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  Speaker 1: be able to do that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's fair, I guess, because.
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  Speaker 1: Not why you're doing it exactly doing it because they're
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  Speaker 1: paying you twenty thousand dollars to hold up a purple
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  Speaker 1: doc that's.
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  Speaker 2: Why, and post it on instagra.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, please, yeah, get your bag, do it. Be
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  Speaker 1: honest about it. It's not because of Mormonism exactly right.
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  Speaker 2: We also get to meet.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think they have to use the vibrator above the.
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  Speaker 2: Underwear above the Mormon underwear?
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  Speaker 1: Can you go beneath?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Are they allowed to so?
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  Speaker 1: When I'm not I'm not Mormon, and I also think
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  Speaker 1: it's ludicrous. But do they have like openings in their underwear?
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  Speaker 1: Do they have to have sex in their under well?
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  Speaker 2: I think you can't masturbate in Mormonism. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: like a sin or something. I think that's a sin.
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  Speaker 1: I could never be a more know all the urine,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: That's why they have soaking and stuff like that. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's not allowed. Okay, pretty sure Mormon.
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  Speaker 1: So, so underwear doesn't have like no access pot Okay,
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  Speaker 1: got it.
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  Speaker 2: You got to say that for marriage with your gay husband.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but when they're married, do they take off their
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  Speaker 1: underwear when they have sex or like does the underwear
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  Speaker 1: have like boob holes and the body?
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  Speaker 2: I think the underwear is just like a modesty thing, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Like you can't be wearing g strinks and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: What does it look like? It is it shorts? It's
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  Speaker 1: like wow, it's like boy shorts and people actually do that.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 1: So it's so weird that somebody would think God would
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  Speaker 1: hand down an edict that says you've got to wear
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  Speaker 1: long underwear or else you're not holy. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: mean that's no different than Christianity, where you couldn't eat
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  Speaker 1: like animals with cloven feet and wear certain fabrics. It's
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  Speaker 1: all stupid, it's.
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  Speaker 2: All dumb apologize. Yeah, well we said we were stupid.
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  Speaker 1: And opinion, but I'm standing by that one.
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  Speaker 2: No, I agree one. But yeah, so she's going to
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  Speaker 2: promote a vibrator and then we meet during this scene,
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  Speaker 2: we meet two new Mormon wives that we didn't get
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  Speaker 2: to meet last episode, Layla right and Jen Affleck. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Jen Afflack if you didn't know, her husband is
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  Speaker 2: the second cousin, Ben Affleck.
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  Speaker 1: Which I think has since been disavowed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is so stupid. And Jen Affleck wants you
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  Speaker 2: wants you to know that her middle name is Lynn,
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  Speaker 2: and so she's the second Jaylin Ja Low Affleck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Ja Lo's got the same name. Well for
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  Speaker 1: now she's getting divorced from Ben Affleck. But I think
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  Speaker 1: it's way more interesting that these weird ass Mormons in
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  Speaker 1: Utah are claiming that they're second cousins to Ben Affleck
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  Speaker 1: and it has Affleck and it has since come out
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  Speaker 1: that they're not related at all, so courage well.
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  Speaker 2: And Jen's husband, Zach is the villain of the show,
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  Speaker 2: I think, So I can't wait to meet Have you
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: seen him?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, with his bleach blonde hair, Gary Busey slash Kay
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  Speaker 1: Brown and.
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  Speaker 2: He's a freaking gambling addict.
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  Speaker 1: Again, how does a young, beautiful woman who's probably making
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  Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of dollars on tikto, how do you
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  Speaker 1: end up with a dork like that girl?
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  Speaker 2: And apparently he's horrible to her, like he abuses her
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  Speaker 2: and shit, so can't wait to hate on him and
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  Speaker 2: then Layla the only thing we get to really know
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  Speaker 2: about her is that she's never had an orgasm before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's had two children. She's twenty two years old.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: She has two children and she's never had an orgasm.
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  Speaker 1: So you married some lay mass uh huh, whole ass,
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  Speaker 1: broken asshole man who cannot care about your pleasure, does
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  Speaker 1: not care that you're having fun doing that, and he's
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  Speaker 1: just taking his pleasure and letting you lie there without
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Oh god, sometimes I hate men so much. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I just hate them so much.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: I know well, and they do kind of talk about
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  Speaker 2: Mormonism and men and how like you're expected to be
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  Speaker 2: a pure woman and then once you get married you
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: have to like turn into a porn star for your man,
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  Speaker 2: Like it's all about the pleasure of the man. There's
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  Speaker 2: no like sex edumication. There's like, no nothing for women.
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  Speaker 2: Women just have to please their men. And that's kind
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: of similar in like a lot of religion, like Christianity
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  Speaker 2: is kind of like that sometimes, because these.
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  Speaker 1: Are all patriarchal religions that all around the center. Men
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  Speaker 1: wild benefit men and women are just chattel. We're just property,
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  Speaker 1: yea to be used by men. We're just fucking flesh suits.
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  Speaker 1: We're masturbatory instruments so that they can get off women
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  Speaker 1: has never had an orgasm. Give her a vibrator for
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  Speaker 1: she needs one.
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  Speaker 2: She was looking at some of those pres Sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: I hate men so much. I've got a great man myself,
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  Speaker 1: Yes you do, And I've been with a series of
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  Speaker 1: wonderful men, don't get me wrong. But sometimes these men
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  Speaker 1: out here and you're up on Reddit and sometimes you're
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: on am I the Asshole, or you're in relationship advice
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  Speaker 1: and you're reading about these men that exist currently on
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  Speaker 1: the planet in their twenties and thirties, and they're so
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  Speaker 1: fucking lame.
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  Speaker 2: They're terrible.
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  Speaker 1: The bar is in hell. Yet who taught these men?
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  Speaker 1: Millennials my generation probably.
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  Speaker 2: Well, also millennials elder millennials are sucking up a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: People I'm just it's wild. Yeah, that you wouldn't care
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  Speaker 1: that your wife gets off Okay, Well.
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  Speaker 2: And she says that she's scared of it too, like
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  Speaker 2: she's like, anytime I get close to the sensation, I'm
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  Speaker 2: scared of it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's a tightened, full body escalating energy.
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  Speaker 1: And so unless somebody's talked to you about it and
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  Speaker 1: giving you some kind of experience, anecdotal and or education,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to really know. Yeah, uh, it's it's wild.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe Whitney will empower her and give her a
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  Speaker 2: little vibrators.
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  Speaker 1: I actually hope.
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  Speaker 2: So, I hope.
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  Speaker 1: So Layla is my favorite, yep, because she is a
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  Speaker 1: black girl who's totally entrenched in a white culture all
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: because she went to all white high school. She brings
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  Speaker 1: it up till she does, and so she's kind of
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  Speaker 1: always been othered in some way. And she's still, to me,
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  Speaker 1: trying to fit into this group of girls who are fake.
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  Speaker 1: And she even like her she seems like such a
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  Speaker 1: sweet person. I know, I'm just like you in danger girl.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get out of this cult for real.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: And then we speaking of shitty men, we get back
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  Speaker 2: to Taylor telling her parents that Dakota and his ventanyl
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: ass is moving into her house that she bought, that
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: she she's paying for.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think he paid for that? No?
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  Speaker 2: He did. Well did you see the.
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  Speaker 1: Boxes that he's got when he's moving in? It's three
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: boxes knickknacks because he has no furniture, he has nothing.
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  Speaker 2: He's loose. It's all her. I love that she tells
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  Speaker 2: her parents that he's moving in and then he literally
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: pulls up in the driveway. Yeah, that was so funny.
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  Speaker 2: And I love her parents because her parents are like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, really, you're gonna have this fucking broke
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  Speaker 2: ass done as loser move in right?
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  Speaker 1: And Taylor are with your kids and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Taylor's like, yeah, we were having a kid together,
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: like we need to raise the kid together. Really, But
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like your parent, Yeah, I mean your parents will
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  Speaker 2: probably help you.
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  Speaker 1: What's your five year plan with these people? She's dumb
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: man shin gu How does he afford his hair highlights?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: You know you're paying for it. He's probably got a
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: manicure in a pedicart. You know you're paying for that too.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: You're paying for that truck that he's rolling up in.
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  Speaker 2: But he's gonna call you a whore though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna tell you what to do and what not to do.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Because you are so out of his league that all
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  Speaker 1: he knows how to do is try to control you
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  Speaker 1: so that you don't leave him. He's like so many
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  Speaker 1: other men.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Beda Macy sees it, her parents sees it.
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  Speaker 1: We see he's not handsome. No, I love me a
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  Speaker 1: handsome man, honey. Sure, and I clock and appreciate a
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  Speaker 1: handsome man real time.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a handsome bath No, honey, he's got a
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  Speaker 2: five inchure.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's it's a yeah. I don't, I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand why such a beautiful girl who's making
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: all kinds of money get in her bag would want
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  Speaker 1: to settle for a dude like that. Well apparently they
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  Speaker 1: broke up. Oh really yo? Yeah sorry side note, this
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  Speaker 1: was just a few days ago. Oh my god, Taylor
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: is apparently posting crying tiktoks super heartbroken and they have
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: broken up.
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  Speaker 2: Why do people film themselves crying?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Why do we need that on the internet.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Acute narcissism on a societal level and also individual level.
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  Speaker 1: People are fucking narcissists and social media, grooms, people, programs, people,
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  Speaker 1: rather to become narcissistic one hundred. That's why. Yeah, we're
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: living in a dystopian society. Really are Yeah, we really
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  Speaker 1: like a locomotive. We're barreling toward hell.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah we already in now this been hell. Yes what
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  Speaker 2: I never said. But I'm glad they broke up though.
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  Speaker 1: That's great too, Yes, thank god. But why are you crying?
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  Speaker 1: I mean she'd be celebrating.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Well, she ruined her life. She got a DV charge
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: from this guy and has a kid with him.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if their life is ruined. That's
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: a sweeping judgment. I mean, she just she can continue moving,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: making money. Find yourself to another broke loser. There's plenty
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: of them out there, honey, Yeah, go swinging Hobosexuals wanted
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: to move into your house that you pay Yep, good
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, live your best life, I guess. And then we
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: have Whitney asking her parents and her sister if it's
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: okay if she promotes a vibrator on her Instagram.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: And the only thing that I thought was interesting was
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: how her mother is like so bad at being a mom.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I know, She's like, yeah, well I guess.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I should have said something to you about sex. And
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Whitney talks about how on her wedding day and her
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: wedding night she had no idea what was coming.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: It was a horror show, she said, Yeah, she had
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: no idea. Was terrible.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: It's a while your husband's gay. I mean, he doesn't
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: know what he does. He doesn't know what he's doing.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: He probably was like, oh, I cannot put it in
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: your butt?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Sorry, can you put something in my butt?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know what he's doing. You don't know what
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: you're doing. And your dumb ass mom never equipped you
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: with the information and the resources that most moms would
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: give their daughters. Well in the fact is they're Mormons
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: and they don't talk about sex.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. And the fact that she calls her
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: mom out on that and she's like, well, but you
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: figured it out though, like I didn't have to tell you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: You figured it out just like I did. That is
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: so fucked up.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Break the ancestral karma, seriously, Jesus.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Like, how hard is it to tell your kids what
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: sex is? But maybe her mom has horrible sex with
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: a gay guy.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Too, Maybe, I mean, maybe history repeats itself. Yes, what
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: more sister looks like she understands sex. Yeah, sorry, your
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: sister who's in the kitchen seems like she probably has
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: a handle on it well.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: And Whitney does tell her the only reason why me
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: and Connor, my gay husband, have a good sex life
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: is because of toys. And I'm like, oh, I wonder
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: what toys.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: You guys use plugs but vibrators, pagan prostate vibrators like that, yeah, him,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: probably big old shrap on.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Who love it?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: My god, we're being so inappropriate. I apologize, but.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I mean they're talking about sex toys. Absolutely, We're just speculating.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: And then we have Taylor's baby shower, which is kind
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: of like the highlight of this episode because Taylor's like
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: talking about how she wants this baby shower to be
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: a fresh start for mom talk. She wants to buy everybody.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: She wants it to be a big old thing. And
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: most of the girls go, but Whitney's bitch ass stays
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: home with her gay husband because she's not friends with Taylor.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Doesn't like Taylor because Taylor's reputation is so bad. Wow,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: like mine, I'm so good and great, but Taylor is
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: a swinging hoe. So we shouldn't, I shouldn't associate with her.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: She's not gonna go.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: So she's pretending that she's offended that Taylor outed all
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: these Mormon people for swinging and that she brought a
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: bunch of scandal onto Mom Talk. Although the way that
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I understand it is that none of these girls here
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: on the show in Mom Talk actually swung or swang sure,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: or swingers. I don't know, sure, but I wouldn't be
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: surprised if they did. But she's using that as an
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: excuse to again try to maneuver herself as like to
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: be the number one girl in the group. Yes, which
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: isn't gonna work, by the way.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: It's not going to work. And so she doesn't go
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: to the baby shower, which is very judgmental, and it
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: seems like it's actually hurtful to Taylor.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's actually affected by it because Whitney had said
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: to Layla like the day prior, like, oh, she probably
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: won't even notice, and I'm not there. But that's like
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: the first thing Taylor asks the group of girls, She's like,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: where's Whitney? And then Taylor's mom calls Whitney and is like,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: what the fuck are you here? Yeah? Yeah, that was
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: so good. That was Whitney's like, I don't know, you
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: sh ask your daughter.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: It's something I have to talk with Taylor about, basically
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: just dismissing her mom, which is appropriate because it's not
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: the mom's business, but it's also really based that the
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: mom called her and called her out. I love that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I loved that as well.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: That was pretty good. And then we have preview kind
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: of where it's like the group is kind of divided
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: into sinners and saints according to Whitney, and I'm sure
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Whitney's gonna be on the saints of course, which is
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: so crazy to me. Yeah, because you're married to a
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: whole gay guy. And then we see Zach Affleck and
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: his parents, who I guess are super turbo conservative.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: And he's got all these Mormon wives over and they're
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: drinking and stuff, right.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Which is so Mormon and conservative.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then we have Demi receiving a gift from
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Whitney that offends her a lot, and Whitney's laughing about
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: it like a mean girl would, but to me, he's
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: very offended by it. Yes, which I'm excited for.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I want to learn more about it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I want to know what the gift was.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Doing it very much, very good. Yeah, if you guys
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: want to watch along with us again, this was episode two.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: We're going to be covering episode three maybe three and
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: four maybe maybe yeah, double it up. But we are
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: going to continue on the mom Talk journey for sure.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Do you want to get into Plathvill now?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it. All right, we are here to
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: talk about Welcome to Plathville. We are in season six.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: This is episode ten. Yeah, okay, so we are a
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: week late, just to remind you all. Yeah, because of
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: our filming schedule, dial that's going to be a little
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: bit delayed, but we're going to We're going to see
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: it through. Don't you worry about it. Yes, So what
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: is the title of this episode?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I love you?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I love you, Oh my god.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Girl, Let's just start with it because.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I'm wounded after watching it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, eighty five percent of this episode was Olivia.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I are a weird boyfriend.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: To sit there and watch Olivia, Oh my God, constantly
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: talk about how in love.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: She was with this absolute door dud of a dweep.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Just I don't get it. Oh, I don't want to
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: skip ahead. I'm just saying I don't get it, and
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be too cruel because I'm gonna
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: be you know, I'm I'm older, Maybe I don't care,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: maybe I'm checked out of why people date other people.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: But I just I just couldn't take it with Olivia.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: She's so hypocritical. Okay, we're gonna stop. Yeah, we'll go
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: in order take it away.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Well, the episode fucking starts with them.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it starts in It's welcome to Plaid pl It's
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: not welcome to Megsville. It's not welcome to Oliviaville. It's
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: not welcome to dog Walkerville.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I mean really though, like, why do we have to
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: get into this? And like, like I said, the majority
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: of the episode was in Sodona with Olivia and her
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: new boyfriend, so we get to meet him. His name
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: is Brendan. Of course he's a dog walker.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: She met God, I don't want to be classiest because
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: how I'm not classist? Not but I sorry.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: No, she met him on a photography trip in DC,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: which it makes me wonder when that me too? Photography trip?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Remember Michael went up on Watch What Happens Live with
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Andy Cohen and Andy Cohen brought up cheating and whether
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: it's Ethan cheated because at the time, Ethan was seen
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: line dancing somewhere in Minnesota, and Micah actually said on
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: watch What Happens Live, if anybody did, it wasn't Ethan,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: it was Olivia, and so maybe he was referring to this.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's pulling a kim Plass. I think
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: she immediately got with this guy the second she moved
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: out of Ethan's apartment.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: It's like looking in a mirror.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Seriously, remember said that to Olivia because Olivia says her
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: and Brenda have been dating for a few months, and
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: in this fucking episode, they are already saying I love
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: you to each other. He's saying he wants to spend
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: the rest of his life with her, wants.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: To grow old with no one but her.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: But you know, you noticed he says all this stuff.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: She's not echoing that. She's just saying, I'm having fun. Oh.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: She's also saying I love you.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I love you, but she's not saying I want to
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: spend the rest of my life with you.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: You know, she's not using that language, but she's definitely
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: signaling that she wants to be with him. She's also
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: saying things like she's ready to settle down, and she
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: thought it was about like what home was was a place,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: but it's actually a person implying that he is her home.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: She's so dumb. And this is why I'm telling you guys,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: when you're up on Instagram and looking at all these
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: motivational influencers and how they have their life together, and
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: they use all of this therapized speak pretending that they
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: have their shit together, they don't. No, they're Olivia Plath
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: who went from one situation, a seven year long term
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: relationship with religious trauma with a repressed person, right into
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: another relationship with a dog walker. Yeah, a dog walker
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: who doesn't open his eyes fully. Nope, he doesn't know
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: his eyes fully when he looks at her and has
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Hickey's on his neck, which is fine, I get it passion.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Sex, but like you're displaying your Hickey's so it's so gross.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Dude. You're not healed, Olivia. You're not healed. You needed
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: to take like two to five years yep, with continued
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: therapy and travel and exploration of self and your own
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: interests and what motivates you and what inspires you. You
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: needed to take the time. But no, because you're unhealed.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: You jumped from Ethan to this dork.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: And because you maybe had your first orgasm ever with
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: a man with this guy, unfortunate for you, whatever, because
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: you had your first orgasm ever with him. You are
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: so sprung and so in love.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: With this guy and a sex goddess too. Now she's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: an authority on that side, yes, exactly. And now she's
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: an authority on sex.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: And he calls her that. I mean, because she's objectively beautiful.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: It's probably he's the luckiest man in the world. Notice
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: he says something like I had the pleasure of her
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: bringing me to the Bahamas and one of her jobs
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: as a photographer. That's because she's paying. Yeah, I don't
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: think you paid to fly to Sedona to meet up
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: oh with Olivia. TLC paid for that. TLC is paying
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: for this Airbnb because you're broke, and I'm sorry. Everybody
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: needs a dog walker, I guess, which is fine. But
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: you're twenty eight years old. Yeah, maybe you're an entrepreneur.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe you walk one thousand dollars. Maybe you have a
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: staff of thirty people who walk dogs now, or maybe
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you're looking for somebody to glom onto, somebody who's on television,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: and somebody who is a literal goddess. He is so
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: out of your league it's crazy to even have to articulate.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: You know, he knows that. So he's just like, I'm
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: along for the ride, dude in my pink shirt and
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: my purple plants.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Saying I love you every five fucking seconds. I think
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: he's just saying all the shit because he wants to
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: fuck and he wants the fame. That's it. But like
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: the second that they're with each other for like an
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: extended period of time where they're like living together, and
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: you have to deal with Olivia being then bulative and
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: fucking bossy and controlling.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: And your attention all the time.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: So she's exhausting all the time. Like there's gonna be conflict.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: She even says in this episode they've already had TIFFs
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: and arguments, but she said, the difference is because he
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: wants to actually work on things with me. I'm sorry,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: but Ethan wanted to fucking work on things with you.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You just weren't in love with him, and that's fine.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: They got tattoos, they got matching tattoos tat tattoos, which
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: are the most basic dumb tattoos.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You can get them from Hawaii, like turtle tattoos, but
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: they're matching.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, so, now you have two sets of
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: matching tattoos from two different men since your imo.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: But she's only been with him for four months and
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: she's getting matching tattoos. I realize, my daughter got a
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: tattoo for you in a month, but you guys have
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: been married for eight years.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like no, yeah, So she's.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Not this paragon of awareness, right and awakening. She's not
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: on this magical therapized journey. She's just as broken as
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: everybody else. And frankly, she's showing her ass on television.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: We even went up on her own ig and said, look,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I get it. I am cringing watching this episode because
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: of the amount of times I've said I love you.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I realize it's ridiculous and I'm embarrassed. You should be well.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: But even then she doubled down and was like, but
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: this is just me being happy and in love and organic,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: and like this is just my true authentic self, and
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: so like, I'm just being authentic to my journey and
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: then all of her stupid fans are like, yes, Queen,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: it's amazing, we love it, we love it for you,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. I give it like a year
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: and a half if they live together. Well, this is
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: filmed like last year, so I mean, I feel like
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: they're gonna move in with each other. We're probably gonna
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: see that next last season. I'm not doing it.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I don't care about Olivia, and I keep leaving messages
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: on the TLC Instagram telling them to stop this horseshit
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: or I'm not gonna How many podcasts actually cover this,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I can think of maybe two others
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: besides us but actually cover Welcome to platform, but you're
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: gonna lose us. And we have actually covered every single
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: episode that ever broadcast. We were into it. But if
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: this is the way you're gonna go platforming, fucking Olivia
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: and this dork. Yeah, and for that matter, Micah and
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: his dork, all of these random people. Yeah, next week
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Ethan and his new girl dork. Right, I don't care
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: about these people.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Well, I kind of care about Ethan dating. I like
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: to see that, and I would like to see Barry
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: with a random dork.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to see see the exclusion of
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: like actually delving into the family dynamics. I mean, no,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: it's I don't care about your speed dating. I don't
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: care about your bathtub and Sedona and all these manufactured
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: romantic moments. You look stupid. Olivia is really dumb looking.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: It's so bad. And then you're also going to talk
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: about broccoli farts, Like why do we have that fucking
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: scene where he's talking about farting, like like it's so cute.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: It's like, I wonder who. First of all, let me
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: just tell you I've had many marriages, yeah, many relationships.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I have been adored around the world by many men,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: and that's not an still kind of been married to
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: this guy for a long time. Women don't fart in
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: front of your man. I'm sorry, do you fart in
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: front of your.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Wife if it's an accident. But I never do it
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: on purpose ever.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I never whatever do something like that. I mean, whether
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I was with a woman or a man. I just
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: feel like it takes all of the romance out of
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: her relationship. My husband talks about his wife and how
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: she will what is it called uh? When you dutch
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: o in. Oh, she will dutch of in my brother
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, how do you guys still have sex?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Your husband, I'm my brother. Sorry, I'm about to visit him,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: and I always do that I my brother. My brother's
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: wife will dutch oven him so fart and then put
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the blankets over his head. And I'm like, how do
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: you still have sex after that? Listen even one month later?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: How is how can you ever be sexually attracted to somebody?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I grew up with parents that did that on the rag,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Like my mom would burb and fart and do whatever,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: and like we grew up in a household like that,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: like blatantly now just sitting there on the couch. No
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: sitting on the couch, just belgian. No, I'm serious, dead ass.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: And my dad, when my mom my dad were married,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: he hated that, Yeah, it's so gross.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: It's not sexy and unromantic, and that you guys can think, well,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: we're so close, it doesn't matter. It matters it Actually
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I think it matters.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it matters. I get embarrassed if it happens on accident.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Don't love me. I don't even let my husband hear
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: me poop. I know my daughter is the same way.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: She's a shy peeper. She's a shy pooper, like I
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: am like her mother, but like I will run water,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: which is so bad for the she doesn't run the shower,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: so that there's no chance at all that you will
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: hear any sound or fury from me in the bathroom,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Like I can't take it. So the fact that it's
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: four months in and this absolute loser, this looser is
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: farting in front of the queen Goddess Olivia, who is
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: like the most gorgeous woman in the world and I've
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: ever been. We're so comfortable. You are so comfortable, sir,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: in your pink shirt and your dumb shoes and your
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: dumb jacket and your stupid haircut and your eyes that
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: don't open and your hickey.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: God listen in his manicured beard. But like this, this
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: is the perfect type of guy for Olivia Blath though,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: because he's gonna be a pushover, Like she said, they
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: already are having arguments and stuff, and when they're driving
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: around Sodona, she's like getting annoyed with him with how
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: he's holding the fucking phone for Google Maps and stuff,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, this is a preview for your
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: future of you guys wanting to quill own together and
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: smell each other's broccoli farts and kiss your turtle tattoos.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: And give each other hickeys and give each.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Other hickeys like it ain't gonna last. It's not all
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: rainbows and skittles.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. You know, one thing I noticed he said
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: was that he loved Olivia because of how much she
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: loved animals, because again, he's a dog walker, and so
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: he walks dogs, he walks cats, he works with animals,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: which I think is wonderful. I too love animals too.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: But I never saw an animal in Olivia's house. I
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: never saw a cat. I never saw a dog. I
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: never saw a chicken. I never saw a snake. I
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: never saw one animal. I do know that Ethan grew
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: up with animals. I know that he had a whole
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: herd of cattle that he sold in order to buy
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: that first house, which she enjoyed and probably profited off of.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: But I never saw her with an animal. But do
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you see how maybe she creates this persona in order
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: to attract and or connect with people, and then once
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: she has them in the orbit, she sets about trying
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: to change them, finding something about them that she doesn't like,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: making herself superior in contrast, and then judging them. I mean,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I'm speculating a lot, but I could just see it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so many.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: She's saw an animal lover.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: No, she doesn't give a shit. She doesn't want to
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: actually settle down because settling down makes her uncomfortable. That's
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: why she was frustrated with Ethan. Like, yeah, maybe she
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: fell out of love with Ethan, and that's again, that's fine,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: but like, you don't want to stay somewhere for very
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: long because once you do, you have to deal with
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: the shit inside of you. And she's been running away
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: from all of that for years now, So I don't
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: buy it for a second, even with her burning breakfast
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: and trying to act all dizzy and like she can't
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: fucking cook, when literally, like two episodes ago, she's like,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I am a really good cook. I just didn't want
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: to cook for Ethan because he's a patriarchal piece of shit.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Or maybe the truth is she actually can't cook because
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: she burns the eggs. Like she's pretending like she can cook,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: but she didn't cook for Ethan, when in reality, she
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: actually can't she sucked out? Just why she didn't cook?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Everything's a facade and an obfuscation with
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: every single person on this cast one, not just her,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: not just her, not just blaming her, kim Bury. Everybody Ye,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: just faking it, except for maybe Ethan. I didn't need
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: as much time as they had, listen to God so
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: much in the tub, going to the mountain, talking in
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the kitchen, to the camera outside with their hickeys in
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a bed, farting like what are we doing? TLC? Like literally,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: what are we doing?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: They think we all love her, because a lot of
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: people do for some reason, But I'm like, get her
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: her own show, so all the Olivia's stance can be
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: over there.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna watch it. It will not succeed.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: What does she have to offer?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, God, I hate to hate on her because there
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: are things that I like about her. And she's young
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: and in love and I was young once. Me too,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I was in love once, and you do get sprung
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and you're just oh my God, and you don't care. Yeah,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: but I don't need to see this on my television
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: when you were just married to Ethan and that's more
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: interesting to me is your breakup, your divorce, the conversation
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: around that religion deconstructing that's more interesting to me than
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: this mediocre white man.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Well, and it's so quick, like this would have been fine,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: like maybe next season or this season after, but like
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: you literally just broke up with Ethan. You literally just
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: sign the divorce papers. And now we're saying I love
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: you to a dog walker who farts, Like I don't why.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, But if you want to, like look
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: at the psychology of it, Like what is she looking
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: for so desperately? She's looking for something that she's willing
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: to fall so hard for somebody who is untested and
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: unchecked as this guy like this this guy, like literally
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: you could be with anybody you wanted, like with a professional,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: older man established knows how to take care of you.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Like there's our a fucking lumberjack or a rancher. You
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: could be with any man in the world. What are
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: you looking for that this is the first thing you
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: do after you get out of this relationship. And now
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: you're trying to convince yourself along with the rest of us,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: that this is actually love. No, it's not, it's because
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: you don't love yourself. Why don't you love yourself? Well,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: that goes back to childhood. What happened in your childhood,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: it's your family. What are you demonstrating and modeling back
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: into your life right now? That comes from that. That's
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: more interesting to me than this fucking guy.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yep, it's probably profound loneliness because she's excommunicated from her family,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: like as somebody who doesn't really have the best relationship
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: with my own family, Like it's a deep lonely feeling
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: that like not a lot of things can fill, like
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: even if you have your own family, even if you
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: have your own relationship, like it's still there. So maybe
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: it's that because she doesn't talk to anybody and her
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: family besides fucking Lydia. Yeah, but like maybe acknowledge that,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Like I understand you had to get out of your
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: family because they were abusive and they were culty and terrible,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: and that's totally valid and fine, But like go to
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: fucking therapy and be okay being alone for a while
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: before you jump in bed with some loser.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is just another way to re
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: injure yourself, Like Ethan got tired of your bullshit and
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: stopped catering to your attention seeking behavior. Right, So then
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: you divorced him, which I think you should have.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think you guys should be together. But then
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: you're just tripping into another relationship with a guy who
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: is of course worshiping you as a sexual goddess because
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: you are, like, you're beautiful, but there's nothing else there,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: and you're tripping and you're falling into that with your
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: whole heart, and you're so naive. It's very risky anything. Yeah,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Like you don't know how men really are in the
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: world because.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: All you had was Ethan Platt. Yeah, he's not the
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: best model for what men should be.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Or humans, any emotional being, any sentient emotional.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Seriously, it's not going after this guy who's just a diption.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you could do so much better. But hey,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I am so judgmental, and I get it, but but
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: this is just me.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: It was It was not giving what I think she
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: wanted to give, right, It was not the spectacular reveal
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: of this stud muffin that I think she was trying
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: to do. It was just like, oh my god, what
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: wa well?
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: And that the whole I love you thing was like
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: it was just an over and over.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Sure are you trying to convince with that?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I mean really like when you when your daughter and
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I got together, like we were totally fucking cringey and
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: like we were so in love with each other and
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: so sprung like right from the get go. But I
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: wasn't he been saying I love you that much and
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: that early on in our relationship. And I was not
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: doing that like as a performance for everything.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: That's what it was. I was just gonna use the
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: word performance. This was a performance. This was also her
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: narcissistic way to try and get back with or not with,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: but to Ethan or get back Ethan because she wants
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: to hurt him. She still wants to hurt him. And
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: again that's a mark of an unhealed person because when
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you're truly over something, you're indifferent. You're literally indifferent to
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: that person. So she's not over it. She wants to
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: hurt him.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Because she keeps talking about him. It's ridiculous. And then
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: we have the Plaths and Tampa, Florida for Mariah's music
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: video A Devil in Suit and Tie, which is not
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: out No. I was looking it up on.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: You you think she would have released it simultaneously with
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the episode.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: You have this amazing album out, and I would love
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: to watch this music video though, Kim help me too.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I would like to review it on Patreons.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, but it's not out.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very strange.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: So is this actually just produced for television? Why is
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: there no video?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Ever?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe they could the footage and they realized it was
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: turbo cringe and that they can't use it. Somebody somewhere said,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: actually sounds terrible, looks terrible. Don't do it?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my god? Maybe I mean because it was bad.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Mariah's wearing a wedding dress for some reason. The whole
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: family is in this music video.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: This guy, whoever he is, has turned her the fuck out.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's down bad, She's crashing over this guy. Yeah, like,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: who is he? Why are you in a wedding dress
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: in the middle of a bar right with your mom?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ethan you talking about Kim and her
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: dresses and her mini skirts. Oh, and how he wishes
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: he didn't have to see it.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: That was so good And I agree, like I wish
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't have to see it too, because Kim's walking
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: around in the skin tight blue mini dress outfit with
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: her big ass.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: There are people there that share space with us and
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: oxygen that don't actually see themselves accurately. Like I'm sure
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: she put on that dress and only saw it from
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: one angle in the mirror, and then she's envisioning how
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: she looks from a three sixty vantage point, and she
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: thinks it's fire. Baby, she thinks she's on fire. She
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: doesn't actually have a mirror for the backside where the
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: skirt is riding up her entire ass. Huh, and her
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: pantylions are cutting into her midsection and her foot pop.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I just just.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Like, just dress for your body type, Sastres, Just dress
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: for your body.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: She's not accepting her body type.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: She thinks she's hot. Kim Plath thinks she's hot. I
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: think she wears this shit number one for Ken and
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: his drunk ass, but also for Barry, for Barry. But
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Barry's like, I'm not attracted to that. No, I want
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: to slim.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I want somebody that's into fitness. Yeah, fitness, a three
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: po dick all the way in. Not kim Plath. I'm
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: not into that, No, ma'am.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: You can flood that big ass, but I ain't that show.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Well, when Barry was talking about how he has commiserated
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: with and developed a relationship with Veronica, who is Micah's girlfriend,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: because both of them have had to deal with a
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: narcissist before, my first thought was that he was talking
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: about Kim. I think he was, But Veronica then speaks
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: to camera and says that they were talking about Olivia.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: And then Veronica, very based made me love her a
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: little bit, goes on to opine about how, yeah, Olivia's
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: a narcissus. The first time I met her, I was
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: really open to having a relationship and she just dismissed
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: me like a mean girl.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: God, And then I had to remote view and psychically
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: travel to wherever Olivia was on the night that this
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: was shown, and I had to wonder what.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: She thought about that. Well, Veronica was saying it was
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: like at a wedding or something, and Olivia just posted
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: like nineteen photos on Instagram of her at a wedding,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: at a Plath wedding, no less in Minnesota. She just
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: now posted it, and there's no photos of like, well,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: none of the ones that she posted of any of
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: the Plaths in there. But it was for Kaid and
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Autiana Plath, and I don't know who they are. I
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: think they're cousins, okay, but I'm like, why are you
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: at the wedding? Yeah, and she was looking foine, she
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: was looking at fire like the red dress.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're not supposed to wear red to a wedding
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: as a guest. But I mean, maybe it was fine.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's the narcissist sick energy that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I do remember that she did look beautiful and that
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: was probably the wedding where she met Veronica.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: That's what everybody's saying in the comments, are like, is
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: this the wedding? And of course everybody's like calling out
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Veronica and shitting on her, being like, well you barely
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: met her and you're calling her a narcissist and you're
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: just going off of what the Plaths are telling you.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: And it's like we can all see it on TV.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well not everybody sees it, but we do.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people are delusional.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, but I thought Barry was not referring to Olivia.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I thought Barry was referring to Kim Plath, and yeah,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Kim Plath is narcissist. So then they do the video
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: and we have to listen to Mariah warble warble on yeah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: and then dance moves and my sweet dear little Isaac
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: looking like a snack. Oh my god, here god. But
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I mean it was just, you know, so embarrassing, the
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: secondhand embarrassment, the craigling I have been doing. My insides
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: are so muscular. Oh seriously, crack a wana honey ship
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: cringing so deep.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: And then Kim directing Mariah's dance moves. I'm like, please stop.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Over and take a shot. We all know you want
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: to over to the bar and take a shot a whiskey.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Seriously, and she does. She takes a few shots.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Well it's apple juice, was it? Yeah, that's what Ethan said.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: But I mean, wink wink not not who knows because
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Berry's kind of giving her the side eye, yeah a
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Well because she's a drunk and got a dui. Yeah,
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: and nobody's talking about yeah. And then after the music video,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: then Kim and the rest of the family is surprising
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Mariah with a party for her music.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Debut or something, and I must not.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Like Veronica and Kim have like some weird like power
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: trip thing. Nobody cares No, Kim's a controlling piece of shit. Also, Veronica,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: you're a little weird getting Micah chore lists because he's
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: an adult and can't think for himself. But whatever, And
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: then we have the preview Veronica and Micah go to
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: a drewelry store and he asks her what her ring size.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm just saying I called it you did a
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: few episodes ago. You feel like they're setting it up
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: for an end of season proposal.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I bet you he would be so dumb, even dumber
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: that I think that he already is.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Getting engaged, so dumb today are so getting engaged. And
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: then Kim wants to do some big Plath family concert
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: just like the old days, but we're not gonna do
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: gospel music, which disappoints Lydia.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: If I'm gonna sing, oh, I'm gonna sing for Jesus.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: She's like so mad about it. I know it's really funny.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: And then Brendan, Oh, it doesn't tarot reading for Lydia, Grace, Why.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that? Yes, they watched it yesterday. He
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: actually pulled out tarot cards.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that he bought in Sedona at some weird crystal
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: shop for five dollars and he's reading the fucking booklet
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: that goes with it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I think he's trying to impress Lydia Grace, who's
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: traveled up from Phoenix or whatever to meet him and
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: spend actual time with him, and this is his idea
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: of doing that. So we'll see.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: But she calls it out. She calls Olivia and says
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: that this is rash. Yep, this is dumb, and she's
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: worried about Olivia as she should be. Yes, and that's it.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Well, that was so hard to watch. I really, I
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: mean I normally watch our shows twice.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't watch because we've got a old brain.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta go back and I gotta look, I
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: gotta let it in bed, and I just I could
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: not go back to this. We need just torturous with
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: the amount of time we spent in so don't. I'm
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: getting angry, like getting angry angry at TLC for what
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: they're doing to me with my sister wives and with
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: plaith Filled. They're ruining these shows.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: These really good shows that used to be like real
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: and genuine and now it's manufactured craft yes, and weird
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: relationships with people we.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Don't care about, don't care about him, do not care,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: never will care.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Never will care about Brandon.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Well, is there anything else that we need to say
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on at
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: a here bades?
• 47:42
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• 47:48
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• 47:49
  Speaker 1: It cots you nothing, just some just do it kindness
• 47:53
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• 47:55
  Speaker 1: we're trying to grow. If we're trying to grow it
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you can do as a raccoon in the dodstrument help us.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: We'd appreciate it. We'll be back next week to talk
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Sister Wives, Mom Talk, and Plathville. Until then, please do
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: not forget that we have nothing but love for you
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: and
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Pee, Oh my god.