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Hail to the King, baby! – Gran Turismo Movie & Disney Sues DeSantis · Multiple Nerdgasm

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and here we are on a lovely lovely Saturday how are we this week gentlemen
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very well it's Friday but very well regardless I I thought we'd be a little
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bit formal since we're getting our new
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king good should yeah um okay um greetings
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gentlemen I don't know what we're meant to do did you say formal and then take a
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sip out of a bottle of
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VB you couldn't even pour it into a gr
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cross welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy if um if I've learned anything
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from Hamilton I guess I'm supposed to declare war on yeah you hate the king
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yeah you hate oh yeah yeah to see
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that go right now get all the tea in your house dump it in the harbor just
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[ __ ] dump that stuff can I buy how you no no mate no no no teas off the
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cards for you now God damn it it's a it's a good thing you held on to that
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second amendment it's finally going to come in handy which one's the second's
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got a king that's the gun one the right to bear arms oh okay yeah I've just
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gotar arms man human arms I don't know what to in a well regul relate
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regul regulated regulated militia that's us
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that's me MH yeah yeah um you can shoot the king whenever you want according to
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the Second Amendment so is that what it says take a shot I think that's what it
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implies isn't it okay so next time the gun control issue comes up and someone
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mentions so I should just say what are you going are you going to shoot the
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king are you and know what I'm talking about mhm um or anyone British I believe
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but Matt I'll I'll just remind you uh that you are also technically British
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right yes yes I know myself you should really watch out
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know big trouble oh or is this the whole plan all along Matt's the first one to
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invade oh he's already there oh
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yeah yeah you think they they uh what do they call it Manchurian Candidate
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candidated me when I was a baby yeah you're going to you're going to
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have a code word whispered to you at some point and you're going to just kick
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into gear Scotch egg assassination mode
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yeah you would be better off positioned in England though wouldn't you like
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unless the K comes to Rhode Island right no but they've sent me here to do
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something presumably right he's invading for England now oh he's reinvading I see
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I think that's what getting at yeah yeah I'm here to do something or other I
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guess we'll find out what that is when they activate will we will what you're activated
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yep well that took a turn sure did look speaking of uh
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speaking of the coronation there's an article uh I saw here the Asian coron
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Asian uh somebody's mowed a big dick on the lawn uh in bath where the party
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supposed to be after the coronation I don't know how they managed
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to do this um this's a lot of dick news this week so that's good is there a
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picture of this dick yeah if you go to the article scroll down you can see the
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dick oh there it is oh that's great that's dick and balls yeah dick and
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balls yeah I it's very neat yes like it's professionally it's
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like machined isn't it professionally done professional dick drawers well it's
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so it's just so straight that [ __ ] that scroll down did you see that
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related image that photo of Charles laughing like come on guys like yeah he's not he's not
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laughing at the dick no and also he looks like a [ __ ] Maniac like have to
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run that photo [ __ ] hell
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yeah H yeah are you when I when I read the headline I thought some poor bastard
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had mowed his dick into the like had gotten his dick caught in the lawn he's
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tripped over while he was streaming I was like [ __ ] me man you know that
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that's that's a way to go isn't it mowing your own dick into the grass look
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you don't accidentally all my grass is dead I don't my lawn is G I'm trying to
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petition the developers what do you push your lawn or speak your lawn mower with
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Luke with my dick I'll also point out Luke doesn't
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mow his own lawn nor does he take his own gnomes excuse me I do mow my own
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lawn again now and I did Pi my own name it's just I'm really bad at it and
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someone just decided to do a better job of it have you confronted the person yet
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we why we know what they look like we don't know who they are that's so
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[ __ ] weird that's hilarious yeah it's that's hilarious and
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creepy it's just so presumptuous I can't believe someone is doing anyway just
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back to this dick if I could just take you fellas back to this penis please M
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they're going to have to the entire lawn to the shortest bit now
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of this dick or glue some grass onto the dick yeah this this has pretty much
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ruined this lawn La the thing that gets me is like wouldn't they like be security a lot
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like how you got to you got to have some balls on you to do this well he did that
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are we assuming this was the guy who's meant to do The Lawns or is this some
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Rogue mower what well it a be crazy for if it's a person who does the lawn never
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suspect me the people who Lawns job Thursday to find the
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impressively symmetric lawn design in front of their Posh
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homes so impress symmetrical it also implies that
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somebody mapped it out first this this is not just an ad hop dick is it it does
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seem like this is it's a little off center that's starting to annoy me a
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little bit I know what you mean it's probably pointed directly at one
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particular person's window that's what I cuz it's pointed at the at the palace
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like [Laughter]
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the do someone you want to know what day of a month it is look right into me
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dick is that how speed down in soulsbury
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I don't I don't think it is it is now yeah I just manag I don't how you would
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manage to get in there and do that yeah and and again so precise like yeah and
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actually you know what that I think I've been to that neighborhood now that I'm
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looking at those houses I recognize that not recently I think I've been there it's in
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bath right it says yeah I think I've been there y so oh okay sorry this whole
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time I've just assumed this was Buckingham Palace it's not Buckingham
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Palace no no this is a this is out the front of a bunch of Posh houses in bath
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on a lawn so I think anybody could have gotten there it's just but still like
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like first of all yeah how' they get it so symmetrical and then second how'd
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they do it anyway how they how they draw the dick in the grass like did they mow
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it or did they like some
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kind the scale of it isn't it is it Lord
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it looks like it might be like
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a I don't no because chemal or something yeah that's what I mean if it was a
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chemical or something I don't think you'd be able to get it as straight the
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thing but how would you I suppose if you unless you're actually a lawn guy like
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how would you do look at the little what would be better is if
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someone like flicks a cigarette in and the whole thing lights up in the the
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like the crow but with a dick the
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dick they say dick carries The Souls of the Dead onto the next world but
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sometimes sometimes a dick comes
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back just the dick do you know that actually wasn't Brandon Lee's dick that was digitally
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imposed in that movie really yeah this is all feeling very sacrilegious it is I
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liked Brandon Lee well if we want to move on to something else we can move on
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to something that I think is a bit sacrilegious new related it's not dick
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news it's more we're on oh it's sort of from Brand Le and someone getting shot
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in the thing that Alec Baldwin commissions a documentary on Russ and
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that just feels wrong to he must just be over the [ __ ] Moon he must just feel
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so Vindicated now yeah like I [ __ ] told you since day one I was holding a
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gun that went off it was not my fault don't get me wrong I think there should
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be something on this it was such a big thing and everything but I don't think
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he should be the one behind it that's where it feels a bit
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wrong to me also it says here he's hired
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him to film his every move for a documentary it's already happened mate
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done that's right unless you're going to go accidentally shoot someone else
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what's he filming well he's got he's going back to film the rest of it right
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I don't think they finished the movie if but I don't want to see a documentary
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about what happened now I want to see surely the documentaries spoke
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theci oh know Matt Matt you're forgetting how this is going to be on
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set now someone's going to hand a gun at some point oh okay to Alec Baldwin and
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everyone's going to be like don't [ __ ] point that at me yeah and he's
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going to go you film my [ __ ] trigger finger zoom in zoom in do not take the
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camera off my trigger finger zoom in youngest child of JFK who is the person
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I've hired to film this documentary yeah see I thought it was
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going to be a documentary yeah it's a document about them going back to finish
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the shoot yeah I thought it was going to
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be a documentary about the shooting no
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well I'm sure I'm sure it is as well and
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actually there is an abundance of footage from that day I had no idea and
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it took months to come out so it wasn't in the news when we were discussing it
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but there is footage of him doing the Quick Draw practice there's um body cam
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footage of the police arriving and watching him come out yelling I didn't
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mean to do it like there there's footage of them putting that young armor girl
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into the back of the police car like there's so much footage from that day I
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think there actual footage of the shooting though as blocking wasn't it not as far as I
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know not that they've released and when I say blocking it's they were just
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setting up where people shoot that wasn't yeah I would have blocked it yeah
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sorry I was that my impression Mary Mark remember the time he said that was on
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the plane during 911 he would have just punched them all out whatever whatever
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he said he said something stupid yeah yeah would have gone down if was on that
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plane yeah it wouldn't have happened yeah we still have two twin towers and a
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pentagon all right to it um it says here that they will film
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the rest of it uh at some ranch uh
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without any firearms on set so the the rest half the movie just won't have any
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guns in it anymore yeah it'll be just him doing the with his finger it'll cut
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from the scene in the church to them being like well we've given up all
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that that's right you'll see him walk into a church and then there'll be a
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quick little little side plot where he has a conversation with a priest and
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he's like oh you probably shouldn't shoot anyone anymore he's like yeah yeah
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you're right actually no I I actually I think it's going to be more not that
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they go down the path they is going to have like mobile phone holders that are
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shaped like gun handles and holsters your radios you know um Spielberg has
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come out and said that he regrets doing that yeah yeah yeah CU of course he does cuz that
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was a silly idea stupid thing to do wasn't that George getting the de a bit
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oh 100% 100% yeah must have been I want to ask you guys okay so as
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far as you know right so I'm trying to track down sorry guys this is a bit of
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Star Wars news it's not news but um I'm trying to track down some VHS copies of
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the the original Three right the original Star Wars Trilogy yes I've got
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the first remastered the blue ones the
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remaster the okay so not that one cuz I believe that one's special edition right
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but there was one that was done in like 95 the
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widescreen version but that's still I have
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wi special edition right no that's those
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ones still had Chang I had I had something down something pretty don't
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know I even brought them to America with me I cannot find like the original puffy
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80s cassettes you know like the the video versions I I can only find the
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earliest I can find is like the first
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like trilogy pack that you could get in the '90s
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yeah no you you want to go back to ' 80s to not have
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to not have anything things well there is no not have anything as we've
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discussed before I don't mind them tidying up the the clipping mask around
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the x-wings but I just don't want I want a
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heart [ __ ] oh no the musical number that one is in the '90s
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one that that's not in the '90s one that came later yeah I think yeah yeah yeah I
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do I don't want any singing in Return of the Jedi except for yab ynb yeah
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yeah and I want ynb yeah that's right and I want Sebastian Sebastian Shaw
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Sebastian Shaw Shaw not Sebastian keep going to say Sebastian Stan yeah be very
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I want him in it too [ __ ] it yeah looks like who the [ __ ] is that
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Matt did you watch um perifractic this week telling anecdotes about being on
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set of Star Wars and he was saying that at one point he said to Hayden
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Christensen I hear they've replaced like what and then turned Toge Lucas and
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said is this true and he's like yeah we found some footage of you and whacked it in
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there yeah it's pretty cool did he then turn around and go where's my check I M
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I'm sure he was getting checks up the woo say yeah it just so much money
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coming in you didn't notice what it was for yeah good cuz you will never work again
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spoilers wellit until they make Obi-Wan yeah oh yeah and then people get upset with you
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and you'll never work again again again again it wasn't his fault I I don't
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blame him at all um no sorry I I honestly don't think he's a good actor
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have you watched Life as a House no that is a magnificent movie it will make you
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want it'll want to make you call your dad no no no watch life is a house it
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stars um Hayden Christensen and Kevin Klein as a oh yeah a strange strange
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father and son forced to live together and it's just a beautiful mov
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and the performances are wonderful and it just goes to show that it's not his
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fault he can he can act when he needs to he
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just he just didn't it's a good he just
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didn't we don't talk about that over here that's called
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[Laughter] sweater I'll show myself out that's a
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different movie that's a different movie uh I don't think I've likeed sorry
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I've got some my jokes this week are going to be bad cuz all my writers are
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on strike so oh yeah yeah well don't write your own jokes Matt that's that's
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being a scab that's cross the pickup cross line line the pickup line hey how
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you guys doing I'm got to go over there and has been a while since we had a
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writer strike and the last writer strike really led to reality television the
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main thing I think of when I think of the last rerri yeah that and then also here
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going down the toilet oh man that's the main thing I remember from the last
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one so uh yeah so the rers on strike was
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so good until it wasn't until the strike and then the studio was like oh we just
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figure it out out yeah needers I think a lot of people don't understand you're
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not going to experience we won't experience the rider strike now it's not
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going to be for the next couple of years that it's actually going to so some shows
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some shows have been delayed um like hang on I got a list here uh blade got
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put on hold the movie Blade Marvel's new one cuz they you know what's exciting
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about that is that the writer that they've hired to do that is Nick pelato
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who wrote True Detective and uh I'm 100% on board for for him being you know once
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they've sorted out their Union [ __ ] um he can he can write the blade movie
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100% uh so okay so the Daily Show uh the talk which I guess is a some talk
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show um Real Time with Bill Mah Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Saturday
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Night Live uh they're all on have roers on that yeah Jimmy Kimmel um The Late
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Show all the all those shows are on strike on hold too worried about talk
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shows no no no so okay so the hosts of those shows don't write any of their
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dialogue no they just great stuff yeah um Luke you you joked that are
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there writers on um Saturday live have you seen Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
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do you that is so Aaron saen writer of West Wing and uh you know those hard
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hitting dramas wrote a show about the writers of Saturday Night
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Live and it's called Studio 60 on Sunset Strip and it's a fake Saturday Night
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Live called Studio 60 and uh it's pretty good it's like the kind of Snappy
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dialogue that you'd expect from Soren but uh
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in in that SNL environment he got uh Matthew Perry in the lead role as the
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lead writer okay worth watching only one season yeah watching I know that like in
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the early times the writers you'd have the writers writing and then they'd make
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their way to being on screen and stuff and that's where like we had like Dan
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arroy CH Chase and all that sort of go from back to front and yeah so this is
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said in the '90s it doesn't kind of go back into that classic era but is it
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does kind of show that kind of star mentality but
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also executive producers putting their spin on everything and and yeah it's
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pretty interesting it's pretty interesting and talking about saen I
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watched on a whim this week I watched The Social Network which off the top of
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my head was written by saen right yes directed by Fincher written by Soren
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that's a [ __ ] great movie yeah I love and um that's the Facebook thing isn't
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it yeah but it's it's so good like it's just it's it's [ __ ] tight like
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Fincher I think because he does popular movies never gets mentioned when people
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talk about like great directors he is [ __ ] Flawless like he's amazing he he
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doesn't make bad movies there's no fat you couldn't you couldn't say oh I like
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the movie but there was a couple of scenes that should be trimmed out no no
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they're perfect maybe maybe zodiac and
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maybe Panic Room it's been a while since I've seen that oh God I haven't seen
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that in ages yeah maybe but yeah zodiac I do think is maybe over long it's very
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long it's very long true the only thing I remember about the social network
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movie is they spent tens of thousands of dollars to put a sign CGI sign on a door
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instead of just getting a sign to put on the door a lot of CGI in that movie yeah
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just for the sake of being just for the sake outside yeah yeah when they're
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talking he he and um Mark Zuckerberg and what's his name Garfield's character go
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outside to talk yeah and there's they're talking and it's cold cuz they're at
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Harvard and it's winter and then they realize yeah and so they're like oh
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there should be breath and so they just CGI in this breath yeah and it's really
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fullon breath too yeah there was like a whole video on how they did it ago
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visual effect shots than Jurassic Park yeah so
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funny that's why there was a talk this week about someone else was laughing
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about this I think it was on Twitter someone said cuz um what's his name Timothy
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shalam said the so spoilers for The Dune part two
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trailer actually so I guess this is a bit of a segue uh he rides a worm in it
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which anyone who knows anything about Dune is not going to be surprised by but
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Timothy Shalom said that the timot shal
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um said that the worm was 100% practical
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what and as some VFX people on Twitter would laughing and saying nothing in a
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film is 100% to anymore it's a silly thing to say and people like people
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should just stop saying stupid [ __ ] like that I guess what he means is they built a big
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worm he's not he's not alone on a green screen but this guy was saying that
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there is 100% no doubt in his mind that in the shots of the of him riding the
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worm there are digital elements like
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sure sure yeah yeah yeah but even if the
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body of the worm is real the sand around him probably isn't you know that's
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probably a partic effect they will yeah he said they they will 100% have done
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something to that shot that is that is
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digital to char May came out and said there was no visual effects artist
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working on this movie I think I think he I was riding a big puppet yeah yeah I
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literally rote a sand worm and I want everybody to know that they shrunk me
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down and I rode a regular siiz worm and they filmed it up close so when you
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watch it on the big screen it'll look like giant a normal was much closer to
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the it was on the lens and I was standing up on a hill you joke but I
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think that's how they used to do it in the 50s when they used to have those
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like attack of the ants and stuff I think uh good [ __ ] I think there was a bit of
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that going on um that's a great trailer can't wait to see the
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film that should be coming out sooner should also be coming out soon
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yeah I've seen a bunch of stuff about the Practical stuff in that too that's
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the other thing people were poo pooing was Christopher Nolan saying it's all
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practical it's like I I detonated a real atomic bomb oh yeah no but I saw wink I
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guess I don't really know what I saw a still that looked like they were filming
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like almost like an art installation of a like they built all these
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physical things that they were filming I don't I don't know if it was
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real or not maybe someone just had some [ __ ] AI generate generate me a
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picture of Christoph noan filming a nuclear explosion or something who know
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I don't know what I was looking know anymore yeah exactly but they they did say that was
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practical whatever the [ __ ] that means no but a practical effect I mean
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you they could have done the old ink in a fish tank to to get the sure the
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plumage of that and then put that on a rear projector in front of or behind San
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Murphy and then said that's a practical effect okay it is it's but it's not a
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real explosion yeah right yeah he's still alive they didn't say they really
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blew something up no no they were very careful not not V effect yeah inally
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very vague about it yeah in fact um uh Nolan came out and said my finger was
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not on the trigger of that nuclear bomb unfortunately we discovered after
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the fact that that that nuclear weapon had been modified to allow you to [ __ ]
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the hammer on it yeah yeah it's because the um the crew was setting off nuclear
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weapons like just out in the field at lunchtime for funsies you can do
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whatever you want in Mexico yeah um so just before we move off
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thetis strike some TV shows that are not talk shows or reality shows that are
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delayed include Abbott Elementary I don't know what that is Netflix animated
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series big mouth don't know what that is yellow jackets which I've heard of
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that's actually not bad and Cobra Kai okay not Cobra Kai still going I tuned
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out of that season one I felt like all the Nostalgia berries and then it it
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lost me as it became its own thing I've watched like I've seen bits of it like
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someone else was watching it characters okay so I should get back in okay like
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they just keep bringing back all the like even the two characters in that
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movie um Katey Kid 3 sorry there the ponytail guy
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yes okay that guy can I just say Karate Kid 3 is one of the worst movies ever
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made and after Kate Kid 1 and 2 which I still and not just because of nostalgia
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berries but it's they're still great films especially the first one like
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they're just classic movies and then that third one it's like that scene
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where the all the villains are in a spa laughing maniacally at their evil plans
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it's like what is this what am I watching the third one where he has to
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plant the bonsai tree down on the Cliff face and all that [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah
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sort of the movies it went silly over the
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top but no I have been enjoying it and it is a shame cuz it's it's that it's
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being postponed because it's getting to it's I think it's coming up on its last
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season yeah how many seasons are there now I think there's
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five okay and yeah I know they're doing one last season and yellow jackets is
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good and I think yellow jackets with that what is Yellow Jacket I've seen
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posters It looks interesting but I don't know what it is it's following the story
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of people who were when they were younger they it was a plane crash and
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they were sort of living off the Land There was a group of girls and then it
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keeps flashing back clothes have rotted
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off not like that but they a bit sort of like I think a lot of the F like they go
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bit feral but it's them in present day going through things in flashing back
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super sexy sounds like a very erotic taale yeah speaking of which this is my
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favorite headline of the week right Wes Anderson fans celebrate asteroid C let
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me start again West Anderson fans celebrate asteroid cities quote brief graphic
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nudity what what so you know West Anderson has made
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a sci-fi movie now asteroid city right it was rated R it was it's been given an
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R rating and you know how they give the little explanation for the rating mhm
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brief graphic
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nudity and the picture here is Johansson oh no that's the sad thing Bill Murray's
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not in this he got Co oh no yeah so Tom Hanks plays The Bill Murray role and I'm
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really sad about it because it's going to be so obvious that was meant I like
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Tom Hanks but not when it's meant to be Bill Murray sure those they're not
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interchangeable correct correct but everyone's just assuming that like you're going to
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see Scarlet Johansson's bits you know I
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doubt that I I I I think
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dick dick how you maybe oh that's the SciFi
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yeah that's why I'm thinking it's not her cuz for some reason in my head
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you're going to see penis that's why maybe yeah I can't think of any nudity
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in any West Anderson movies so far can you oh no actually there was quite a bit
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of nudity in uh the most recent one the French dispatch oh I haven't seen that
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yet oh it's quite good it's also got Tim Char oh does it you think he's got a
29:24
taste for it now leaning into it yeah naked people at the moment
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[Music] yeah um look while we're talking about Dick news we we we've got we've got to
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talk about this um principal in in America who took um all of the kids in
29:42
her school to a warehouse um and proceeded to show them uh a penis and of
29:47
course she's been sacked because that's just that's just not on the penis when
29:51
you say that M mhm was yeah it wasn't we didn't principal didn't take him and
29:56
show in their penis it was yeah it was a penis that
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Michelangelo carved of King David uh carved off King David
30:06
yeah me off statue yeah talking about the Statue
30:13
of David um a Priceless piece of
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classical art um parents were appalled
30:22
about this yeah and I just seriously I just be hang on so I I am genuinely
30:28
confused about this so the principals in forced to resign after parents
30:32
complained about an art lesson showing one of the world's most famous
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sculptures yeah has visited the Masterpiece yeah they it was an
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Excursion okay so they're doing a tour of no no
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I doing a tour and so like it's if you think about it is sort of a once in a
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lifetime thing to get to see the statue a lot of people like mhm SE and it's a
30:57
lot bigger than think the statue the Statue I me not the dick the dick is
31:01
actually quite modest yes um so I'm so confused by this so the parents complain
31:08
just because the statue has a dick out correct yes that's so confusing to me
31:13
they don't know and they didn't know what it is or they know what it is and
31:15
they don't care and they're just idiots they [ __ ] know what it is it's not
31:18
like the kids said Mom I saw a dick today and they went don't tell me any
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more information I'm ringing the [Laughter]
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school
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[Laughter]
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and the said yeah I've got you I don't want to hear what the context of the
31:40
dick was David character yeah yeah okay and then they
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brought the principal in and said we hear you like showing kids dicks and she
31:52
was like it was the principal wasn't it oh look I don't know I if the
31:57
principal was even there I think the principal's just oh no sorry a US
32:01
principal forced no us principal forced to resign yeah the principal had to
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resign not even the teacher the principal's one who took the fall for it
32:11
cuz the principal would have been the one took the fall for you had to sign
32:14
off on the princip was the one who said yeah you can take the kids to see one of
32:20
the most red statues in the world sure
32:25
mhm it's ridiculous weird it is weird isn't
32:29
it one parent complained the Renaissance ER material was
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pornographic oh so they were oh they were bothered by other stuff too oh the
32:37
creation of Adam The Birth of Venus both which contain nity [ __ ] off where where
32:43
is this school [ __ ] daughter doesn't go there
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yeah Florida yeah is it [Music] Florida mind you because of the other
32:54
parents let me let me clarify that
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no don't tend to the dick school
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man um I don't know about that makes a bit more sense of being Florida now so I
33:10
don't know about Michelangelo's sex life right but I I actually do know quite a
33:16
bit about Leonardo da Vinci's sex life so Leonardo da Vinci was obsessed with
33:22
one of his um assistants who was also an artist I forget the name
33:28
also very famous classical artist um but
33:34
and that's right a lot of uh a lot of Leonardo's paintings are of him so it's
33:40
actually not Jesus it's this guy cuz he thought he was super good-looking right
33:45
but there's also a painting and I'm going to find this uh to show you and we
33:50
can put this in the notes we're going to get into so much
33:53
trouble it doesn't just have one dick um he's got two
33:59
it's a painting that Leonardo did of this guy here it is
34:04
uh where where where can I put this I'm going to po pop it down under po or emo
34:08
which I also want to so just have a look at that um it's the first one there it's
34:14
a whole lot of dicks with legs walking
34:17
towards a black hole with a with a with
34:21
a a little caption at the hall saying this is this guy's ass
34:28
because Leonardo is essentially saying we've all [ __ ] this
34:33
dude okay and just to be clear these dicks
34:38
aren't even as well drawn as uh the Buckingham Palace lawn no no this is him
34:43
just doodling while he's eating lunch yeah
34:46
doodling s his name is s so it
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says slay
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[ __ ] uh classical dick
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news I can't believe this story I so
35:05
whatever funny right yeah Florida um you've gone insane
35:11
you've gone completely insane they have anyway it seems
35:15
like no I I mean generally speaking every weird story is Florida yeah yeah
35:22
and and Disney's suing the governor now we had this in last week I think we
35:25
didn't talk about it we don't have to talk about too much but
35:28
um uh yeah Disney sing the governor of
35:30
Florida cuz he's um mad at them because he's super an haven't supported his
35:37
don't say gay things yeah he's like super anti-lgbt and then they were like
35:42
well we're having a big Festival like big gay festival and then he was Disney
35:46
said we're having a big gay Festival yeah because they were like [ __ ] you and
35:50
then he said he was he's been pressuring them in a way
35:56
that they said is unfair like they're basically he's punishing
35:59
them as a business for disagreeing with him which is not legal so now they're
36:05
trying to remove their um tax status or tax exemptions they they said that him
36:11
making threats against them like on a business level just for not agreeing
36:15
with him is not acceptable which I think is true no matter what you think I don't
36:20
think you should be allowed to do that what does that mean exactly what so
36:27
Florida uh Disney I believe get like pretty Lear on tax there because I think
36:32
all the theme parks do because if you think about a great source of income for
36:37
the state you have people from all over the world go is the largest employer in
36:43
Florida right so Florida gives them benefits correct because it's a quid
36:50
proquo I think so yes and it's been there like since the beginning of them
36:56
being there essentially it's probably why they chose Florida their lawsuit
37:00
filed in the US District Court for the North District of Florida claims that
37:04
DeSantis the governor overs saw a campaign to punish Walt Disney Company
37:07
over its political views Des STIs allegedly orchestrated at every step to
37:10
destroy Disney's footing in Florida where it is the state's largest employer
37:14
with a staff of over 75,000 but is Disney so woke I would have thought
37:18
Disney pretty mild I mean what Disney do I I don't know that they're like they're
37:25
not I I think it would be silly to think they do some of this stuff because
37:31
they're super work and it's not just because they know it's good business
37:34
like like some of the I you know things like The Little Mermaid thing like all
37:39
that attention is obviously good business you know what I mean yeah yeah
37:43
and like this too this you know like if you know the governor you know says what
37:49
is it the don't say gay Bill and they were like well obviously we're not going
37:54
to support that because that would our customers wouldn't like it if we did
37:58
that so it's I don't know it's hard to say what shows the Disney say gay in to
38:03
begin with I would have thought this is kind of this is more you th think theme
38:07
park more than yeah but I even I've I've been to Disneyland I didn't see like
38:12
[ __ ] big gay hours big gay boat ride there no no they're not doing anything
38:16
like that they're just saying we're not supporting this building they're just
38:19
coming out and saying that we don't support that we stand with our so it's
38:23
not even that they're doing anything specifically to ad
38:29
they disagree with him publicly exactly and he's pissed off about it yeah and
38:33
they did hold a a thing to okay now I don't know much about geography but I
38:38
don't think it' take many nukes to just break off Florida so it floats into the
38:43
sea you know and it it just be someone else's problem yeah the dick of America
38:47
well we'll get Christopher Nolan on the phone and we'll say yeah can you maybe
38:54
shoot some more footage down in the south East but can we keep Disneyland cuz I want to go
39:01
back let's go to Disney World that that is the Disney World they
39:07
got good point disy World they've got the bigger Castle they've got the great
39:12
Indiana Jones ride there too right that's in LA
39:17
right LA s double up on a lot of them LA's got the right I think oh okay well
39:23
then [ __ ] it [ __ ] Florida anyway speaking of dumb States there's some new
39:27
here about PornHub and this was quite funny because Utah has passed a law just
39:34
recently that says that um you will be required to uh verify your age if you're going to
39:40
go on a porn website literally you'll have ver and
39:45
not just uh porn websites will be required to check ID and PornHub said
39:51
well first of all that's not practical that's [ __ ] stupid and it's actually
39:54
quite dangerous we're not going to we're not going to ask people to do that so
39:58
we're not we're not going to ask people to scan in their driver's licenses
40:01
correct to go to Pornhub yeah so they just block everybody from Utah now and
40:07
wow and then uh like Utah I bet Express
40:11
VPN Utah are just [ __ ] laughing yep apparently like y VPN searches uh
40:18
through the roof in Utah and then the the the government of Utah uh here we go
40:23
wher who is the state senator Republican state senator who sponsored the law says
40:30
when I ran the legislation last February I didn't expect adult porn sites to be
40:33
blocked in Utah not at all sounds like
40:36
he's upset yeah not like this not like
40:41
this the reason yeah there's things behind but also think about it's a lot
40:46
of money that they would have to invest in just one state it's not worthwhile
40:50
for them to even consider doing it I mean ex PornHub already had that whole
40:55
big thing where you have to verify yourself to add content to it now which
40:59
you never used to do um and that already caused them to lose a ton of money and
41:04
and you know all their good content's gone now yeah cuz you don't have any of
41:08
that revenge porn and yeah what they what they've said here this is Pornhub
41:11
statement while safety and compliance at the Forefront of our mission giving your
41:14
ID card every time you want to visit an adult platform is not the most effective
41:17
solution for protecting our users and in fact will put children in your privacy
41:21
at risk and they clarified on that by saying um it will drive por Hub uses to
41:28
other platforms that choose not to comply with the law including pirate
41:31
sites hosting illegal and abusive
41:35
content fair enough
41:40
MH I think it's just cost a lot of money in time yeah yeah that think they care
41:47
about children no there will be something in years to come where you you have to sort
41:53
of verify you are to use the internet that is coming somehow someway in years
41:59
to come no I don't think so that's their slogan you're coming somehow some way
42:04
that's the PornHub yeah yeah PornHub slogan yeah not Utah's
42:10
slogan is stop coming yeah don't yeah nobody comes here yeah unless we know
42:17
who you are when have as many wives as you want though let us know when you're
42:23
doing yeah yeah that that yeah that is a thing
42:28
isn't it they they do like their extra wives but you're not allow to watch porn
42:32
well you got all these extra wives what do you need porn for well technically
42:34
not supposed to have extra wives in fact when I went to Utah and to be clear I
42:39
went there for Sundance like I was no but every person that I met cuz a
42:45
lot of locals will go and hang out in um Park City while Sundance is on cuz it's
42:49
like a huge just never ending party for 2 weeks um the first thing they say is
42:56
when when you find out that they locals is yes I'm a Mormon no I'm not poly poly
43:02
manul polygamous yeah do they talk about their special underwear though um I
43:09
didn't ask them about the special as a rule I don't ask anyone about their
43:12
underwear usually ask them about their special underwear the garments yeah they
43:16
do I believe they do wear it yeah they've got a little symbol stitched in
43:22
oh and it's bigger than normal underwear it's like a it's like a onesie right
43:26
what is the Sy do it's like a like it's like a shorts and t-shirt in one with a
43:32
with like a little sun and a moon or something on it yeah I that's just what
43:36
they need to do because of their yeah
43:39
they they wear that all right y whatever
43:44
yeah I know bits and pieces about stuff I don't know
43:49
why can we talk about this guy uh this
43:52
guy in Canada who was so disheartened by the fent crisis a lot of drugs these
43:58
days have got fental in it and it's very very very problematic people are dying
44:03
and having Weir complications and he was so upset by it he basically opened what
44:09
seem sounds like the equivalent of a food truck um from which he sold heroin
44:13
meth cocaine and MDMA with a little sign at the front
44:18
with the prices on it you can see the sign here uh and he thought that this
44:22
would be fine if you've ever wondered what stuff costs 10 bucks for uh a point
44:28
of meth which is one1 of a gram apparently okay 250 bucks for two and a half grams of
44:33
crack uh he said a little board out the front
44:38
with the prices on it and he parked it next to a police van and started selling
44:44
drugs to people only ID required possession limit 2.5 g per drug per
44:51
purchase per person he was arrested within 24 hours and the police said I
44:56
mean we're both by the fal crisis too but this is not the
45:00
solution um there is an argument that legalizing and selling it can actually
45:07
improve I 100% agree with that it probably will y but I do think this I
45:13
just think funny $250 for 22 gram of cocaine [ __ ] me even in American dollars
45:19
that's a good deal I have no idea well in Australia it's about $300 for half a
45:25
gram okay is that a lot I don't know it's less than this I it's more than this but I
45:32
mean like I've I don't I've watched this much
45:38
yeah exactly what does that get me is that a week came up to me and said I'll
45:43
give you this much cocaine good night it's a good night or
45:47
a pretty good week okay like what do I what do I do with it just put it this
45:53
way Matt can you go to Canada for me and can you get
45:57
no he's been arrested just ship it over just bring yeah he's been
46:03
arrested yeah no I just probably going to do quite a bit of time because was
46:09
called his business was called the drugs store
46:14
mhm and he just parked the van downtown started selling drugs out of it out of a
46:20
van yeah but police said Thursday they arrested a man for drug drug trafficking
46:27
in connection with an illicit drug dispensary that began operating
46:30
yesterday in the downtown east side literally trafficking it was out of his
46:34
car police said they started Gathering evidence after the suspect started
46:38
selling cocaine crack myth an phetamine and heroin out of a mobile trailer park
46:42
near Main in Cordova streets he wasn't even trying to hide it he had a sign
46:46
up and he was specific no like adults only oh yeah mind you this guy looks
46:51
like a drug dealer like he's got a neck tattoo I mean no judgement I was
46:57
thinking they'll maybe no one's tried this maybe
47:02
yeah yeah rank look oh look I'm I'm wondering if he was was he actually
47:09
selling it or was he just trying to make a point yeah is this a protest is your
47:15
question I wondered that too yeah does he have actually no drugs back there
47:20
yeah okay maybe yeah I don't know the article seems to imply that he was sing
47:25
the article seems to imply but cuz for me that be a thing because yeah
47:29
if you do go out got none of this other crap in there yeah there's no way he
47:35
thought I'll do this and go to jail here's why I think here's why I think it
47:39
might be what you're suggesting Luke he wanted to give the people a safe supply
47:43
of drugs that have been tested to ensure they don't contain fentanyl now you're
47:47
selling methanamine you're selling crack cocaine technically of course they don't
47:52
have fenyl but you've got to be a bit of a smartass to say that your drugs are
47:56
clean because they don't include one problematic drug
48:00
when like you know like this this looks like a performance art piece if you look
48:05
at it from that point of view yeah I'm going to he may have been starting off
48:08
with the fadal but if he's testing it for other stuff as
48:11
well like it's drug testing they have at festivals to go like and they tell you
48:16
this is what your pill has in it oh and then it's up to you whether you want to
48:21
take it you've got to different festivals so you've gone to much more
48:24
LAX festivals than I've been to uh no it's a they they were trying to bring it
48:28
into a few um festivals in the last few years so pill testing you go up with
48:33
pill go this and they'll go look this one is just straight
48:37
MDMA this this this or to go this one's got paint thinner in it and this that
48:43
and it's the try and do it to go like look to let people know what they're
48:48
putting in their bod you don't know where this came from it was made in a
48:51
bathtub in St Mary's yes and these people are there to make money not there
48:58
yeah yeah mind you maybe times have changed but the
49:02
drug dealers I knew back in the day and I know very few of them now didn't have
49:06
this smogus board you knew a guy that could get you one thing you know or
49:11
maybe a couple of things there wasn't a guy that was like what do you want I've God at
49:15
all I've never bought drugs literally never bought drugs off anybody I'm it's
49:21
not a flex I just neither I just I honestly like I don't know anything
49:26
about it Luke you just suck their dicks and they just give it give you the
49:31
drug I just me that to say like with these with this article with these
49:34
amounts and stuff like that it doesn't mean anything I don't know what I don't
49:38
understand it it doesn't mean anything to me and I almost feel like I'm missing
49:42
out a little bit the the thing I the thing I find quite weird about him
49:46
having the crack cocaine is crack cocaine is like this like the worst s
49:52
step down the the crap so that's why that was leading to me like this might
49:56
not be cuz crack cocaine is not good no but that's why they' they've got cocaine
50:01
first listed then crack cocaine then heroin then meth and then what I guess
50:05
it's MDMA but the picture's cut off see lead with the
50:09
MDMA that's what the kids want make me hug
50:14
people let me keep my teeth only in
50:18
Canada well not in Canada
50:25
anymore now there a market open we can go into
50:31
business always wanted deal from speaking of drug traffic in I um I
50:36
watched an a bit bit of an old show this week I popped a bit of Miami VI on and
50:41
uh the original because I just y I just wanted to hear some 80s music and see
50:45
some 80s clothes and ' 80s cars big collars I'm not going to watch I'm not
50:51
going to watch more of this it's it's fine and and if you're into it I totally
50:54
get why but because it took itself so seriously it doesn't age as well as
51:00
something like Magnum PI which knew even at the time it was a joke you know he's
51:05
winking at the camera constantly yeah yeah there's no winking in this they're
51:08
like look how hardcore we are and it's like yeah okay but this is 80s hardcore
51:13
and we're a long way from there now
51:16
so yeah I don't know I don't I I never even watch R Vice at the time yeah I I
51:22
think it was a little bit old for us at the time but now it's it's just a bit
51:26
it's it's a bit too silly for how serious it's trying to be so you don't
51:32
get the that kind of that good feeling you get when you watch Magnum PI and
51:37
you're like oh they they're just having fun with this yeah I did watch something
51:41
that you both recommended to me okay oh yeah I watched jury Judy oh and oh oh
51:47
the the poly sha one no no show I was hoping you were going to
51:53
watch this because when I listened back I realized I I probably talked it down
51:58
and and I was I I was going to tell you give it a go and so now I've never seen
52:04
it oh then you should watch it we're
52:07
recomending it to you it's is it like a prank show but it's not I always worry
52:14
that they're a bit cringey this isn't cringe this is just ridiculous but and
52:20
he's not the butt of the joke yeah it's nice in that way yes and there's the bed
52:26
jump scene and just [ __ ] that's all I'm
52:30
saying yeah all right I mean we could we could spoil a joke for you but just just
52:34
watch it it's it's it's worth it's only six episodes half an hour yeah on Prime
52:41
it's something you know watch it with Janet like it's it's just harmless show
52:45
to have on while you're having your dinner and it's it's it's it's good I I
52:49
laughed out loud several times each episode and that's pretty rare for
52:54
me did I tell you guys just on the the subject the ' 80s shows uh I know I told
52:58
you I was watching Night Rider yes did I tell you I think this
53:03
was on a flight uh when I was out in California I was flying back I think and
53:07
I was watching an episode of Night Rider and there was a kid in it and I was like
53:12
kid looks [ __ ] familiar and then so when I landed and I
53:17
got uh I like I paused it because we coming to land or whatever and then I
53:20
forgot about it and later on I finished the episode I was like oh yeah I check
53:23
who that kid is Keith kugan
53:28
oh who's Keith KGAN who the [ __ ] is Keith Gan
53:34
so that's magnificent yeah right okay oh
53:39
see Night Rider sits halfway
53:41
between um Magnum and miam viice in that
53:46
it it it pretends it's serious but also knows it's a bit silly so it probably
53:52
holds up okay a talking car yeah yeah but there's no jokes in it they don't
53:56
play it for laughs but they're also not trying to be hard hitting yeah no it's
54:02
pretty goofy in Parts but
54:09
there there's an episode of night rer right we're going to where yeah maybe in
54:15
one of the first episode or or or very very early episode where
54:21
Michael toes another car with kit and it damages some [ __ ] his logic circuit
54:27
or something for some reason they don't never explain any of this stuff it's all
54:30
just wishy-washy but like what's her name the they don't go into the hard
54:34
sign no no no but the and I forget what's the girl's name the girl who
54:37
works in the car I've got forgotten already yeah yeah she says well the only
54:41
way his logic circuit could have been damaged as if somebody tried something
54:45
stupid like I don't know Towing another car and obviously it's [ __ ] insane
54:50
and ridiculous that she would figure that out but then two episodes later
54:54
they install like a grappling hook in
54:59
and he uses it to pull like a a tractor out of like out of danger and in that
55:04
episode it was perfectly okay for him to anyway funny so doesn't take itself too
55:11
seriously mhm amazing don't question the science behind they didn't even bother
55:16
checking what they'd said previously obviously when they were writing that
55:20
episode that's great well we can stick on some car news
55:26
oh oh yeah I was surprised by I did not know
55:31
this was happening um Neil Blum camps Gran
55:36
Turismo and making Gran Turismo which I it's one of these weird things like how
55:40
do you make a game that's just about driving a car into a movie well this is a true
55:47
story so um gr Turismo is based on a
55:51
true story this movie is based on a true
55:55
story uh of this kid who was a
56:00
gamer who got into racing because he was very good at gr Turismo I guess H oh
56:06
yeah that that this has happened where people have taken their sort of skills
56:09
in called last star fighter no it's called it's called Gran Turismo by Neil
56:13
Blum Camp yeah right yeah um yeah so
56:19
there you go uh he um in 2011 he became the third and youngest winner of the GT
56:24
Academy competition beating 9 ,000 entrance so the Grand Turismo game he
56:29
was very good at it and he was rewarded with a drive foren at the Dubai 24-hour
56:33
race and now he's a race driver okay good on it okay so that's
56:39
what the movie's about sorry spoilers but it's sort of I can see how
56:44
they sort of it does actually align with the game a little bit more it's not
56:49
theyve just taken the game then here a racing movie and we've just merged them
56:52
together it's actually yeah it's it's interesting I guess in that sense Maybe really
56:58
good I hope it's good well look I'll I'll watch anything Blom Camp does um
57:02
he's not had all hits but they've at least all been interesting so I'm in for
57:06
that other movies I wish that he would get to make I watched after I watched this
57:12
trailer I watched some clips from chappie and it just reminded me how much
57:17
I really liked that movie and it I didn't like chappie no I wish I did
57:23
I I didn't I couldn't get into the tone of that movie I loved
57:29
it there so but like he's meant to be doing another Al you meant to do an
57:33
alien movie what else was he meant to Do Not only was he meant to do an alien
57:37
movie that's not happening but sigor Weaver is saying now she won't do
57:41
another alien movie because she wanted to do that one and they pulled the plug
57:45
on it so she's done she's done yeah right no I didn't watch the trailer for
57:52
this actually um does it look all right it's got David haror in it does it yeah
57:56
yeah yeah or is the dude's Dad no he's yeah L Bloom's in it no dve har is like
58:03
the um like the the coach almost I guess for the it be it'll be a young guy who
58:08
would be the driver I guess for niss he works for niss I guess in this H yeah so
58:13
the kid is uh is the driver and then Orlando Bloom is the person who's in
58:18
charge of getting a video game kid to drive a car because it's a scene in it
58:22
where Harbor is like are you [ __ ] insane
58:28
yeah right awesome yeah this looks all right the skills can translate across
58:32
they are also very different of course like yeah because the there's no just
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I'll just tap this car or slam that wall and it'll be fine yeah and and there's a
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I mean one of the things that I find a bit confusing about driving even with
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the with the VR thing on when I've been playing Gran Turismo with the VR thing
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on is that you don't feel any inertia yes like when you go around a
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corner I know that I'm doing a bit of a link cuz it is way more realistic with
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the headset on but it's not you don't feel any of that you know momentum or
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anything so it's yeah yeah not quite the same yeah that'll never be something you'll ever
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get to do in a video game I just don't think that's possible well awesome they
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had that thing at time zone that kind of did it by spinning you around yeah I
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remember that I forget what it was called and that was pretty convincing or
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well when I was a kid it was so I thank you you could probably do it
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think got to do it once yeah I think we went with school for some reason I don't
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remember why time zone for a school Excursion yeah I think so
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yeah and then I think we went and saw Ace Ventura when Nature Calls afterwards
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but did you see any dicks uh
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H not not in the movie no I think I don't think I can talk about that
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legally so yeah I've signed well not here anyway if you want to hear Matt
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anything goes anything goes yeah maybe one of our dicks will come out L is
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probably out right now actually mine's already out I can only see from his
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microphone up so is there any news about Nick Cage's mom's vagina
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that we could discuss in the other way sort of yeah yeah yeah okay well
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