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OUTRO: Haircut Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: My first time using a microphone.
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  Speaker 2: Probably drop the arm down if don't want to hold
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  Speaker 2: it like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's Friday, man, I'm in a fucking no, not at all,
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  Speaker 3: not even a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go for all.
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  Speaker 4: Your man bastards Loving the Big Show podcast Get Up
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  Speaker 4: Even Closer.
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  Speaker 5: On Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for dogs four.
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  Speaker 2: To seven every weekday on Radio.
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  Speaker 4: Old Fresh Lid, Keyzy in the House, Faded Up and
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  Speaker 4: the most faded looking.
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  Speaker 5: Brother.
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  Speaker 4: It looks all g though, right, Shout out to your
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  Speaker 4: boy over the road there Adam, and who are Keyzy?
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  Speaker 6: They call them legend. Actually this is probably the happiest
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  Speaker 6: I've been with the haircut, really yeah, because every time
• 0:53
  Speaker 6: I go and ask the same things, I like a
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  Speaker 6: tube fade on the back and sides, then like take
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  Speaker 6: like a centimeter off the top and you know, kind
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  Speaker 6: of just miss.
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  Speaker 5: Like your last one more did you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Great? Really really good.
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  Speaker 1: I like this. It's a different lock.
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  Speaker 3: But I also think you've gotten bit of value here, Kezy,
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  Speaker 3: because you've taken more off.
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  Speaker 1: You've got a bit of value for your money. Man,
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  Speaker 1: what don't you like it?
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  Speaker 2: As a too?
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  Speaker 5: Shure?
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  Speaker 1: I don't not like it? There's nothing. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but I like the other one.
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  Speaker 4: I prefer the longer one in the front. So, Pugs,
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  Speaker 4: it's got a bit of bowl about it, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the bull sitting on the forehead, cutting around the front.
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  Speaker 6: The way he starts, it's a bit of a yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you know, what's that? But he knows like he's the skucky.
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  Speaker 4: But that's a funny thing, isn't it. You sitting there
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  Speaker 4: and you're thinking, really, that's how you're going to leave it.
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  Speaker 4: It's not how it goes.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I looked at it and I thought, how Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 4: It does make you think maybe I've got it wrong
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  Speaker 4: if you think that this is what makes it look good.
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  Speaker 4: And I can't wait to fucking run my hand through it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe I always run my hands through when
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  Speaker 3: I leave the bar.
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  Speaker 5: I do it in there.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm at the I do it in there, and
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  Speaker 4: there I do it in the fucking face. You're just
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  Speaker 4: like a little you know, just stand up in the mirror,
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  Speaker 4: and just because you go in looking like a sec
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  Speaker 4: of ship, they don't know what it's meant to look like.
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  Speaker 2: I always go and there looking terrible.
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  Speaker 6: But seriously, Pugs, and I'm not This isn't like me
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  Speaker 6: being insecure anything.
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  Speaker 2: What what do you think my hair should be longer?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Is that you listen to this answer?
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  Speaker 5: The main thing, bro, is that you're that you're happy?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I know, honestly, are you happy?
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  Speaker 2: I'm fucking thrilled.
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  Speaker 5: Well let me put it to you this way, you
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  Speaker 5: should be okay.
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  Speaker 2: So, but I know you is that my front should
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  Speaker 2: be a bit longer. I just want to know.
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  Speaker 5: Your I can't remember what it was last time.
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  Speaker 3: I think for me, I'm looking at it through a
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  Speaker 3: lens of my own here, which is I don't go
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  Speaker 3: for the fade up as much and yours, because yours
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  Speaker 3: is as faded up as comparatively last I prefer this shaggy.
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  Speaker 1: Is it too lightly longer?
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  Speaker 6: Of the like?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not too high, it's just like it's a
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  Speaker 3: bad Yeah, it's quite high.
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  Speaker 5: But it's taking a bad way right.
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  Speaker 2: So what would you ask for?
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  Speaker 5: Then? If you hit my head? You're here ahead a
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  Speaker 5: hat like a beanie.
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  Speaker 2: If yours asked for a paper bag of some.
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  Speaker 5: Sort, I said the same thing. Come on, what do
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  Speaker 5: you reckon? What would you ask?
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  Speaker 2: Because what do I am I asking for?
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  Speaker 5: When I asked for a refund. You should ask for
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  Speaker 5: a refund.
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  Speaker 2: When I asked for like a two, they just fade it,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 5: What I mean? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Are you saying you're not asking for.
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  Speaker 5: One? Into it two?
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  Speaker 1: It's a zero? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
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  Speaker 4: The Wcky Big Show Podcast. Actually turn around Yeah, oh ship,
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  Speaker 4: I think the issue I've got to can you tune around?
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  Speaker 1: Man, have a gaze.
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  Speaker 3: So Mike's just getting up to take a photo of
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  Speaker 3: the back and press's dome piece.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go so you can see it. Did he
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: not hold up the miraor for you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? He did? Yea?
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  Speaker 1: All right, now get on all fours. Yeah, look over
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  Speaker 1: your shoulder so you can see.
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  Speaker 3: You can see that's gone from like a zero, like
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  Speaker 3: a skin fade almost.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it's zero. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon, that's all.
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  Speaker 5: You're a fucking hero bro.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: A you don't get there here, cats keysy and you
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  Speaker 4: vary them up a lot, yes, Prader, you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what's funny? I do vary them a lot.
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  Speaker 6: However, do you know what the reason why it's was
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  Speaker 6: so varied is because I have two barbers, and I
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  Speaker 6: feel bad about switching forward, like because I have this
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  Speaker 6: guy Jim, who's a legit great guy.
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  Speaker 2: However, while he was away, I got Adam.
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  Speaker 6: Turns out we both grew up in the same place
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  Speaker 6: in Todunger a few years apart, and so the whole
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  Speaker 6: time we're chatting about all this classic Todunger ship.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like today we were talking about how.
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  Speaker 6: Do you remember the fusion sound systems and cars? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: And he was talking about how he used to roll
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  Speaker 6: around in his mate's dad's Ford Explorer on twenty two's
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  Speaker 6: with a Fusion alien in the back.
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  Speaker 5: It's a personality thing, man.
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  Speaker 2: But like Gem's got ship chat as well, Jim's got
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  Speaker 2: great chat. It's just all this and so I feel bad.
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  Speaker 2: So I keep like alternating now and some my heat
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  Speaker 2: looks different.
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  Speaker 4: In mine mine, I go with the I go with
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  Speaker 4: Julian over there. He's he's the boss. He seems like
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  Speaker 4: he's great. He's a good man and sort of my
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  Speaker 4: age sort of thing, a few years older than me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And I would have gone with him, but ahead, I
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  Speaker 4: went to book in the other day because we're on
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  Speaker 4: the same sort of time.
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  Speaker 2: Same week, cool, Well do you mind man.
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  Speaker 5: Talking brothers? Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: And he was unavailable. He was blocked out on the
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  Speaker 4: Fresher app. And then I went in there and he
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  Speaker 4: was there. I was like, you you're just so you
• 5:52
  Speaker 4: He goes, oh, yeah, I got back last night. Well
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  Speaker 4: you were blocked out for the next week and a half.
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  Speaker 4: And then I got the haircut from Luke and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, pretty good, good.
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  Speaker 5: This is pretty quick. But now Julian, but he.
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  Speaker 4: Was straight into he was Luke was straight into WA's chat. Great,
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  Speaker 4: but it felt like he was just serving me up
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  Speaker 4: some was chat because.
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  Speaker 5: You're on mug.
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  Speaker 4: It felt like it was it was like that. It
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  Speaker 4: was like he was like it was almost exactly like that.
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  Speaker 4: How about them along those lines? Yeah, yeah, And that
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  Speaker 4: wasn't that it was a bad chat, but I felt
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  Speaker 4: like he was serving me up some he was some
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  Speaker 4: barber chat.
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  Speaker 2: He was trying to cater to you and just like, hey, this.
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  Speaker 5: Guy, you know he's clear, well he looks like he
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  Speaker 5: racially profiled me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, because Lucas Luca's tongue and he was
• 6:39
  Speaker 4: watching Tongue Versus.
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  Speaker 5: We're watching Tongue of Versus Japan.
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  Speaker 6: And I was talking to them today about Tongue v
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  Speaker 6: Keywi's coming up the game, yeah, and he was saying
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  Speaker 6: he's not going yeah right yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So he was like, he's like, this guy is white,
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  Speaker 4: late forties.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he'll definitely be into the was and he was right.
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  Speaker 5: But that doesn't make it right.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, he's just catering to man.
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  Speaker 4: But I guess this is a great thing. And shout
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  Speaker 4: out to Maloney's over here. They're all good bibbers.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think I do? Though?
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  Speaker 6: I really like and I really I really liked Jim
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  Speaker 6: and I was going to do it for like a year,
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  Speaker 6: and then you had Adam and then we've just had this,
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  Speaker 6: Like I just fit.
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  Speaker 2: It's just bizarre that we're chatting about stuff I grew up.
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  Speaker 4: I was talking to Gym about it. He's glad to
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  Speaker 4: be rid of you. Really, yeah, just on the download.
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  Speaker 6: Because I'm massively overthinking it. And now, like so Julian
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  Speaker 6: for example, and time you go back and who are
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  Speaker 6: you going to go with?
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  Speaker 4: It's tricky. I tell them I'm going to sit them
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  Speaker 4: all down. And so you guys all got to lift
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  Speaker 4: your game. I need your chat, I need your cat
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  Speaker 4: and I need your speed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so it looks really fast.
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  Speaker 5: There's different speeds. Yeah, I see. Yeah, I did take.
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  Speaker 4: In a photo this time round, right Yeah, Brandt and
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  Speaker 4: fight Club said make me look he was yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he was wearing a hat.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, make me look like this. And then
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  Speaker 5: of course you got Sue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a mad bastard.
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  Speaker 5: And she's an absolute weapon for the wars. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: she loves the wars. So that's but that's legit.
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  Speaker 4: So today if your wars check, yeah yeah, yeah, filthy
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  Speaker 4: about its chat.
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  Speaker 6: So today I walked past and she was on the
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  Speaker 6: top floor and I walked past outside and all she
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  Speaker 6: saw was a guy in a war's hat. She came
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  Speaker 6: down the stairs. She's like, literally came down just to
• 8:19
  Speaker 6: see who the guy on the war's hat was. Yeah,
• 8:21
  Speaker 6: she's a psyche compareds. It was just you And I
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  Speaker 6: was like, yeah, just you. Yeah, because we talked about
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  Speaker 6: the wars a lot, and she was hoping it might
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  Speaker 6: be like a new person to chat to about wars.
• 8:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then there's then there's Harriet the Palm.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had her haircut before.
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  Speaker 5: Cut as well, and different kind of chat.
• 8:37
  Speaker 6: Because I used to go to a place near my
• 8:39
  Speaker 6: house and the people are all really good haircuts and
• 8:42
  Speaker 6: then haircutters, barbers. The beast was this check. The check
• 8:47
  Speaker 6: was so good. She was like really, you couldn't believe Moggie.
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  Speaker 6: She was like really thorough and like just you know
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  Speaker 6: what takes too long attention to detail.
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  Speaker 2: Now it was the full half an But the problem
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: was the other guy that he got that is now there.
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  Speaker 2: He'll cut you here in.
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  Speaker 6: Fifteen minutes, like cool, bro, I see you and it's
• 9:05
  Speaker 6: like and I get home and it looks kind of
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  Speaker 6: like what I asked for.
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  Speaker 2: And just a bit shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, half an hour? Is that the fall for you guys? Yeah,
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: it's over forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you got more here.
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  Speaker 3: I go to your mates around the corner. Yes, and
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  Speaker 3: my best mate works there. That's right, Rory's and I have.
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  Speaker 3: I got a weird comment from my partner the other
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  Speaker 3: day because he works there and I never go to him,
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: and I go to another guy, right because my mate
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  Speaker 3: is always booked out to the point past the point
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  Speaker 3: where I can organize my time.
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  Speaker 5: Well thereun so Rory came from. He used to be
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  Speaker 5: at Maloney's origins.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, there you go.
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  Speaker 4: And then he said, And I would love to go
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: there as well. The reason why I don't is the
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: same thing booked up so booked great, and I always
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: make my decisions really late about I just decided my
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: haircut right now. And then the other thing is because
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  Speaker 4: Maloney's is over the road from work and also over
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  Speaker 4: the road from the gym. I go here, caut gym, shower,
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: work the Little Lucy because if I do haircut, work
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  Speaker 4: around it around at Rory's.
• 10:09
  Speaker 5: I don't like him, hear on me, So.
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  Speaker 2: Go gym, Jim, whereas I'm going from gym to Adam
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's nice man, that's but anyway, good look great. Actually,
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: can I say two great local businesses. But then again
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: for ages old Malone is over the Auckland Institution. Give
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: you there if you haven't, if you haven't been.
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  Speaker 2: Full free plug like no, they're just great.
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  Speaker 6: Every single person. Well you're walking there, they're all great.
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  Speaker 6: Chat really yeah, they all do a good job.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. And if you don't want to go there,
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going to plug Rory's.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree as well.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Liam's the man, Rory. What's Rory's right?
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: That's in park and legends make your place. Oh, there
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: you go. Hey, you listen to the Big Show Party.
• 10:52
  Speaker 6: Wait, no, you are, This is the radio show Manshi.
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  Speaker 2: Sushi.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: Man I did not talk for so much then because
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: it was not my barber.
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  Speaker 5: Bye but yeah