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FULL SHOW: I Was A Bad B*tch · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: Head to Chemist Warehouse and save more money every year
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  Speaker 1: on your regular medication with discounted prescriptions in every store,
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  Speaker 1: every day.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, good morning, it's Mikey, Amy Gerard for Chemist Warehouse,
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  Speaker 2: back for another week. Monday, how'd you go? Good weekend?
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  Speaker 1: I had a great weekend actually. The last couple of
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  Speaker 1: weekends have been really wholesome.
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  Speaker 2: It's what you need when you're working hard, eh?
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: And I think the kids are really stoked with mummy
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  Speaker 1: being around more often because normally I like to go
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  Speaker 1: out with the girls on the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just to avoid your kids altogether.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Avoid them, but normally I'm at home a lot more, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, during the week, you mean?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, I mean, I'm still home.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just not home for an hour in the morning
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  Speaker 5: when I wake up.
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  Speaker 6: But, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was really nice.
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  Speaker 5: Took Ryan out for his birthday dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Did you take him where I told you
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  Speaker 2: to take him?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you recommended a place and it was funny because
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  Speaker 1: in the same day I'd spoken about, you know, us
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  Speaker 1: going out for dinner and he brought that restaurant up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he did?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so I made a good recommendation.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, so I locked us in.
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  Speaker 2: How was it?
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  Speaker 1: It was really good.
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  Speaker 5: It was like an eight degustation thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you get through it all?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we got through all the food, yeah. We
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  Speaker 1: got through all the wines as well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you did matching.
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  Speaker 1: We did paired wines.
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  Speaker 2: So eight wines.
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  Speaker 6: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: Were they little or was it full?
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  Speaker 1: They were definitely little, but also... I will say when
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  Speaker 1: you go from like champagne to rosé to chardonnay to
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  Speaker 1: Riesling to red to then dessert wine, you can imagine.
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  Speaker 5: Like it actually was me and Ryan were both.
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  Speaker 1: Like, slouched down in our chair. We would have looked
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  Speaker 1: like a bunch of pissed idiots at this restaurant because
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  Speaker 1: when you're mixing the different wines, you know.
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  Speaker 2: You would have been hammered, man. Eight wines and when
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  Speaker 2: you think about it, a dinner's like, what, an hour
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  Speaker 2: and a half, two hours?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, we were there for about two and a half hours.
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  Speaker 1: There were small glasses, so I'd say there would have
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  Speaker 1: been the equivalent of about four, but because it was
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  Speaker 1: different wines, like the headache I had the next day was.
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  Speaker 5: Not a good one.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I hope he enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 5: How was your weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty wholesome too. I went to the beach a
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  Speaker 2: few times. The weather was great.
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  Speaker 5: I saw you rubbing sunscreen into your girlfriend's legs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she put that up as a story, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Does she have no arms?
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  Speaker 2: No, she's still got arms, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Can't do her own sunscreen?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just really sun safe. I got my umbrella there
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  Speaker 2: and I was sitting under the umbrella and she was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's not for me. She'd moved out into the sun.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, an old daddy Mikey turned up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she does call me daddy.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yuck.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I didn't want? I like her coming
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  Speaker 2: to the beach with me. I didn't want her getting
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  Speaker 2: horribly burnt and then avoiding.
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  Speaker 1: She's quite pale.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: God, you're actually so sweet.
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  Speaker 2: So I rubbed sunscreen into her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you were all up around her thighs,
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  Speaker 1: so I get why you did it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: Yuck, man.
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  Speaker 2: Talking of sunburn, anyone seen our newsreader, Sean?
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  Speaker 3: Bit of red.
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  Speaker 2: He is looking red.
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  Speaker 5: You also got a sweet haircut.
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  Speaker 2: I should have been there rubbing sunscreen wherever you were, mate.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: I was on a two-day box party.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. You don't wear sunscreen on a box. The
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  Speaker 2: boys will be like, oh, you're right, oh.
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  Speaker 3: So we went on a pub crawl on the Friday.
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  Speaker 1: How did you go on Friday?
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  Speaker 7: Friday was just too hard. And then you wake up
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  Speaker 7: on Saturday and you go, why are we going to
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  Speaker 7: do this again? This is pathetic. And then we went
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  Speaker 7: to the races. So I was in the sun all weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say.
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  Speaker 1: You got on a boat?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 6: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Races.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wait. Did people go hard and get first night
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  Speaker 1: fever and have a real belter on Friday?
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  Speaker 4: Every one of us.
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  Speaker 3: None of us were prepared for what Saturday had in store.
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  Speaker 2: How did you go at the races then? Did you
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  Speaker 2: still get back on the booze?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you still got on the booze.
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  Speaker 6: You got to.
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  Speaker 3: It's the only way you can get through a day
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  Speaker 3: or two.
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  Speaker 1: My husband, before we got married, he booked himself a
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  Speaker 1: Bucks weekend and it was for three days.
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  Speaker 5: And I said, you're an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way you can do three days.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And my brothers went up and my dad and his– anyway.
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  Speaker 1: They all went out on the first night and had
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  Speaker 1: an absolute belter.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He was in the fetal position for most of Saturday
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  Speaker 1: and he came home early.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what a fairy.
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  Speaker 1: What a fairy. Hey, I was like, that's like.
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  Speaker 2: He came home early from his own box.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Came home a day early. I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even like a bloke, but surely that's against
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  Speaker 1: the rule.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. It's illegal. Hey, so the new airport,
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  Speaker 2: Western Sydney Airport, opened yesterday. What big fanfare.
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  Speaker 3: It was a huge fanfare.
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  Speaker 7: All the plane nerds were there and having a great time.
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  Speaker 1: So are they... Flying international?
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  Speaker 3: Today. That kicks off today.
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  Speaker 7: So at around 8 o'clock, the first flight from New
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  Speaker 7: Zealand is going to land.
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  Speaker 3: So big day for Sydney.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool.
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  Speaker 5: Whereabouts in Western Sydney is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's near Badgerys Creek. Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, we needed
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  Speaker 2: a new one for a long time, and it's good
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  Speaker 2: to have it there. Like if you live in the West,
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  Speaker 2: getting to bloody mascots is a pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: If you're near like Penrith, Campbelltown– Anywhere around that area.
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  Speaker 1: So much closer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, way easier. And I was reading in the
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  Speaker 2: paper yesterday, they reckon this will force prices to come down.
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  Speaker 2: So you're going to have Mascot Airport, you're going to
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  Speaker 2: have Western Sydney Airport competing. It might mean that we
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  Speaker 2: get lower prices. Lower flights. Lower flight prices. Yeah, if
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  Speaker 2: you think about it, we've only had one airport, no competition.
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  Speaker 2: The only way out has been through one airport.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, it's good, man. That will be good.
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  Speaker 7: We've also got today a strict biosecurity lockdown, which is
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  Speaker 7: happening in the suburb of Enfield. So there's these fire ants,
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  Speaker 7: this huge outbreak of fire ants. They're bringing ground teams in.
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  Speaker 7: They've got drones. They've got sniffer dogs. They're trying to
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  Speaker 7: get rid of them because they're actually one of the
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  Speaker 7: world's worst invasive species, these fire ants.
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  Speaker 4: And they're deadly.
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  Speaker 5: If they bite your dogs or cats, they will die, right?
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it can be bad.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What about humans?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure there are cases of that.
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  Speaker 5: They're not deadly, but probably quite painful.
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  Speaker 1: My kid ran up from the bush yesterday screaming about
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  Speaker 1: being bitten by a bull ant. I was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: the fire ants are here.
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  Speaker 2: I hope they're not that far. They're all up in
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  Speaker 2: Queensland and northern New South Wales. I've heard to the
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  Speaker 2: point where you can't go on a picnic. Like you
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  Speaker 2: sit down on the grass and you're getting bitten by
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  Speaker 2: the thing. So let's hope they can get rid of
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  Speaker 2: them there in Enfield. And you got a story about Audi.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on there?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so they brought in this policy where they were
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  Speaker 7: checking bags at the self-checkout. They've decided not to do
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  Speaker 7: that anymore because... It was making everyone angry. The workers
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  Speaker 7: and the people that were shopping. It was sort of
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  Speaker 7: slowing things down.
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  Speaker 2: So they were checking your bags when you did your
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  Speaker 2: own checkout. They don't do that at Woolies and Coles,
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  Speaker 2: do they?
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's bloody cameras everywhere at Woolies and Coles now.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll have a little basket and I will have
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  Speaker 1: my car keys in the bottom of them and I'll
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  Speaker 1: do all my shopping and then it will say, It'll
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  Speaker 1: alert something, undetected thing, like I haven't put something in my,
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  Speaker 1: and I can't even pay for my shopping. I have
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  Speaker 1: to wait for somebody to come over and be like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: it was just my keys in the basket.
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  Speaker 2: And the AI cameras pick up what you got. I've noticed,
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  Speaker 2: like I bought beetroot yesterday and it just goes, it
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  Speaker 2: knows it's beetroot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't put them through as a brown onion anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that old trick of everything's a brown onion.
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  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Shrady versus lady and five seconds of summer tickets for you.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get into it.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Grace.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Morning.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning.
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  Speaker 9: How are you guys going today?
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 1: So you are calling in from Bexley. You work in
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  Speaker 1: medical sales. You're in a relationship with no kids. How
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  Speaker 1: long have you been with your partner?
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  Speaker 10: Since, okay, so met in February, but officially since April.
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  Speaker 8: But still fresh.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, so you're still in the honeymoon period. How fun
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  Speaker 5: is that?
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  Speaker 1: It's the nicest part about a relationship, I reckon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, before like your move in and all that kind
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  Speaker 2: of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're both putting in the effort and you're doing
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  Speaker 1: date night and this and that and cooking for each
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  Speaker 1: other and getting really excited to see one another. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: does it sound like I've been married for 10 years
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  Speaker 1: or what?
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  Speaker 2: You're saying it's all downhill after that, Amy.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not. I had a really nice night with
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  Speaker 1: my husband on Friday. I'm just saying the start of
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  Speaker 1: a relationship is always the best.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have sex?
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  Speaker 1: Did I have sex?
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  Speaker 2: When? Well, you said you took him out for his birthday.
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  Speaker 2: You had an eight-course degustation and eight wines.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 2: Did you go home and fall asleep?
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  Speaker 1: I am a smart woman. I knew I was locking
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  Speaker 1: in for a lot of food and a lot of wine,
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  Speaker 1: so I got it done before we went for dinner.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And then you can just go home and go to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Good idea.
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't even got out of the shower and Ryan
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  Speaker 1: was already asleep. So, yeah, you're welcome, Ryan.
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  Speaker 2: You're not doing– well, it can go either way, but
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  Speaker 2: if you're full.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, eight courses, no thanks. I rolled into that house.
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  Speaker 2: Eight course, no intercourse.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Gracie, you drive a Honda Jazz. And you
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  Speaker 1: and your partner advertised for a new flatmate on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: And what happened?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 10: So a bit of a boo-boo, instead of doing a
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  Speaker 10: whole flatmates account, I did Facebook marketplace. I was kind
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  Speaker 10: of just, you know, testing the waters, doing all the accounts.
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  Speaker 10: First red flag is she asks if she can move
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  Speaker 10: in on an exact date before, like, coming in and
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  Speaker 10: inspecting the apartment. And I was like, oh, that's convenient.
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  Speaker 10: She's just going to move in straight away.
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  Speaker 6: Perfect.
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  Speaker 10: So lo and behold, the day comes. She literally has
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  Speaker 10: an entire truck full. Like, pull up outside the apartment
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  Speaker 10: and is, like, moving, I would say, half of Sydney
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  Speaker 10: into this tiny two-bedder apartment. Like, she's moving so many items.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 10: Air fryers, toasters, fruit bowls. She's got, like, four suitcase.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, WCS is going on because this is just
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  Speaker 10: too many items. So that's probably something to note if
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  Speaker 10: anyone's looking for a potential private. Make sure they inspect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because obviously she hadn't met you or seen the place,
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  Speaker 1: but you also hadn't met her. So how long did
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  Speaker 1: she stay for?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, three weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have to kick her out or did she
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  Speaker 1: realize that it was true?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, I kicked her out.
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  Speaker 10: I kicked her out.
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  Speaker 2: What about all the shit?
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  Speaker 1: How awkward was that conversation?
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  Speaker 9: She, very awkward.
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  Speaker 10: My partner actually said it was like a bit sexy
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  Speaker 10: when I was sitting her down. She can't be here anymore.
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  Speaker 10: But it was, it was just, On top of all
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  Speaker 10: of her stuff, it was, like, issues with the neighbours.
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  Speaker 10: She'd park her car outside their garages. So, basically, it
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  Speaker 10: would block them in because she didn't understand, like, the
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  Speaker 10: parking dynamics of, like, the apartment. It was just crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It was crazy. Imagine being that person where.
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  Speaker 1: So unaware.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and someone only wants you to live with them
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  Speaker 2: for three weeks and then they throw you out. Like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you got all her stuff out?
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  Speaker 11: Oh, for sure, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Note to self, never request a roommate on our Facebook marketplace.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder where she ended up. Like, you lived with her.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think anyone can tolerate her?
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  Speaker 9: No, she'd have to be by herself, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Or homeless.
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  Speaker 8: Or homeless.
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  Speaker 2: You could have made her homeless.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't put that on Grace. No, you're fine. All right, Grace,
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  Speaker 1: weighing in at 60 kgs, it's Grace Book Marketplace.
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  Speaker 2: Howard is our tradie. Hello, Howard.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Howard.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning. I'm going for Grace.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, why?
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  Speaker 2: What, you don't like yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she's cool.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're in Marrickville, mate. You're a garbo.
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  Speaker 6: Yes. Yeah, I'll pick up other people's weights.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you don't have to.
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  Speaker 5: Do it anymore, right? The truck does it, the big
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  Speaker 5: claw thing.
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  Speaker 6: No, we've still got the guys on the back. Do you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: the streets are too tight for those machines, so you
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  Speaker 6: still need the guys to get off and pull the bins.
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  Speaker 5: You've got to be really fit to do that job,
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  Speaker 5: don't you?
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  Speaker 6: It helps, and also helps if you can... put up
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  Speaker 6: with some of the smells some of the time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd have to wear a hat. Especially coming into
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  Speaker 6: summer and especially Christmas with that seafood and prawns.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but I just think about summer and I at
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  Speaker 1: one point had three kids in nappies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Mate, you've got a Volvo. You've had
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  Speaker 2: a partner, but she won't marry you.
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  Speaker 6: No, she won't.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I'll send in a photo of me. No,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But she's been with you for 23 years, so she
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  Speaker 1: obviously loves you.
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  Speaker 6: I hope so. Yeah, no, so, yeah, well, I've tried.
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  Speaker 1: Is she one of these people that just doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: care for weddings? Like, I've got a friend who's been
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  Speaker 1: with her partner for 19 years, and it's more him,
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  Speaker 1: but he just hates, he hates, like, attention on him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could do it at the.
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  Speaker 1: So he'd just be really, really shy.
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  Speaker 2: Registry office or something. I mean, 20... 23 years. Was
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  Speaker 2: she married before Howard?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, well.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 6: After 23 years. No, I don't think... I don't think
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  Speaker 6: she doesn't... Like, she likes to party. Oh. She did
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  Speaker 6: let it slip one day, though, that.
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  Speaker 6: When she married me, I was a little bit different
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  Speaker 6: looking to the way I am now. So maybe there's
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  Speaker 6: a little bit of embarrassment factor coming on there for
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  Speaker 6: the photos. It would have been good when we first met,
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  Speaker 6: but maybe not now. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: We really need to see that picture. Weighing in at
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  Speaker 2: 110 kilos, he likes it, but he can't put a
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: ring on it. It's Howard. Amy's got your questions, Howard.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Here we go, mate.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Good luck, bud.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: What is a bobby pin?
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: What is a bobby pin? They use it for like
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: sewing and that kind of a thing to hold the fabric.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: No.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what you're thinking of. So a
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: bobby pin is used in like the hair. Females use
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: it to kind of pin back little bits of things.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: It's a small wire.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: They're bloody everywhere in your house.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: I have about a thousand of them all around my bathroom.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like they're breeding or something.
• 14:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 14:08
  Speaker 6: That's what I used to use to break into the houses,
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: is it?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Jesus.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: The lock. I'm joking.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: You know how you always seem.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Alan's also a part-time criminal. Yes, but that's what you
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: can do to, like, unhook. Sometimes my bedroom door lock
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: locks me out, and you can use a bobby pin
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: to undo the lock. Gotcha, right, yep.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: All right, mate.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: All right, what is the spray used on oily hair
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: when you don't have any time to wash it to
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: make it clean?
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: What's that called?
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: Is it shampoo in a can?
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, it is.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, what's it called? It's called something shampoo.
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, dry shampoo. Yay! You got one. Yeah, man.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Well done. Okay. What is a MUA?
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: It sounded like a contraceptive device.
• 15:09
  Speaker 11: An MUA.
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: MUA.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: It's a job title.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: It's a job. Yeah, it's a job.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: It's a job title. Okay.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: Okay. Managing something. No, you're out.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: It's a makeup artist.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Good on you, Howard. You got one, mate. Let's go
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: on to Grace. Okay, Grace, ready to go?
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Name a car brand that starts with M.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Mazda.
• 15:34
  Speaker 11: Yay!
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Well done.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: All right, you got one. Now you could take it
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: out here. This is an ooh question. And for some reason,
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: as a dude, you always aim on it when it's there.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: What is a urinal cake?
• 15:48
  Speaker 10: A urinal cake?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 10: Isn't it just where you pee into it?
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Well, what does it do? What does a urinal cake do?
• 16:02
  Speaker 10: Oh, is it like to help guide the pee?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't guide it.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Guide the pee.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: You just wee on it because it's something to aim at.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: But no, they have them in urinals to reduce odours
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: and sanitise it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, because you smelly boys.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Are you girls jealous that you don't get to use urinals?
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Not at all.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: No? Why would I want to stand up and pee?
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: They should have female urinals.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Mine would go everywhere.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think I've got good enough aim.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: All right, one more here. What sport is the show
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Drive to survive about? What sport?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Driving?
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: No.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: That is not a sport. Formula One. You know what?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Driving is a sport. Driving is not a sport. What
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: do you do?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Driving cars.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Like race car driving? No, it's not. It's about Formula One. Okay.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: We have a tiebreaker.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Just yell out the answer.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: To the nearest million.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: What is the population of Sydney?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Howard, Grace.
• 17:07
  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yell out the answer if you know it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Nearest million population.
• 17:12
  Speaker 10: 23 million?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Sydney, just Sydney, doll.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Six.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He got it, six, yep. We have
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: six million people listening, right?
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the boys.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Do you know how to radio stations? And Mikey, Amy,
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Gerard here.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Morning.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Morning. So Vodafone has released data showing that the longest
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: phone call their customer has ever had, and it's going
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: to blow your mind. So every single call in the
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: top 10 lasted over three days.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: A three-day conversation.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: And so, I mean, I talk.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: To my girlfriends.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Like my girlfriend was in Bali and I had a
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: big chat with her, my best mate, and I hadn't
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: spoken to her for a week.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: So I spent a good two hours on the phone
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: to her.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, punish.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: No, not at all. But three days. Now, the longest
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: call of the year so far took place on the
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: 29th of March.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: It came from Perth and it lasted 210 hours, a.k.a.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Eight days and 18 hours. Now- I have no idea
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: what anybody is talking about for that long. The only
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: thing I can think. is that maybe it's a couple
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: doing long distance.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, and they had to stay on the phone.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: And they've gone, let's just never hang up.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: No, you hang up.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: No, you hang up. So, you know, some couples are
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: like just– I remember being in high school once and
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I had a boyfriend and he had gone to like
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Terrigal or something with his family.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: So far away.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so far away. And he was like, let's just
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: stay on the phone. And so it sounds like we're
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: sleeping next to each other.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I do remember those like high school ones with the
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: landline sitting up in my room talking to the girlfriend
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: for like hours. But I don't want to talk to
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: anyone now.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're permanently on D & D.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I just don't want to do phone calls. I mean, obviously,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: but I couldn't have an eight-hour. Maybe it was an
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Uber driver. What's the deal with getting in there and
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: they're always on the phone?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Always on the phone.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Who are you talking to?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: My favourite is when they're... You think they're sitting in silence,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden they're like.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: And they like whisper so loud.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, oh.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: And he's like, oh, sorry, I'm on the phone. And
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, no.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: You're not even talking.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: No, and I imagine, like, who are you talking to,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Uber drivers? 131065, what is there to chat about all day?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Eight days in a row. I reckon it was an
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Uber driver.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Eight days.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: He was doing overtime. That's what it was.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Well, no one in Sydney is making that phone calls
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: that long. The longest was 85 hours.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, here in Sydney?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: 85 hours.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Do you reckon someone's forgotten to hang up the phone?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: It could be that. Look, I think it's either the
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Uber driver speaking to someone back at home, the I
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: like your couple idea.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: It's like we're going to stay on the whole time. Or, yeah,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: but you would have had to both forget to hang up.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: You know why it's happening now? Because they don't charge you.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Remember back in the day, like you used to get charged,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I think was it per minute you were on the phone?
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: I used to like call my mum and be like,
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: call me back.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, the 1-800 reverse? I used to do that as well. Yeah,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: because you could get that quick bit in.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Right, you know, it was a recorded message. My mum
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: at the station picked me up.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Whereas now, you can sit on the phone for eight
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: hours and it's going to cost.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: You no different.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: But why would you, Amy? I still can't believe you're
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: talking to your girlfriend for two hours.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I'm a caller.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I'm a caller.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not a texter.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: What are you chatting about for two hours? I reckon
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I could do a 20-minute conversation. That's about the limit.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I chat with my girlfriend who is– this is the
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: one in Bali– every single day, multiple times a day.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: My husband's like– How?
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: And she's been my best friend since we were 14.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: What are you chatting about?
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Anything and everything. The kids, work, life, our period, hormones, everything.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Don't you want to just hang up or are you
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: enjoying it?
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: And also, if I do want to hang up, she
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: just goes, hey, I've got to go. And I was like,
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: I'll call you later.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, and then you do talk later.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm never called later.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Are you with me, Sean? You don't call your mates, eh?
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guys don't.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I always think when a mate calls me, something's wrong.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Who died?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, first calls, 131065 to get on air and have
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: a chat. Here's Andrew.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Good morning. How are you?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: We're good, mate. What do you want to chat about today?
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: Mate, we're going to talk about the airport.
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: I think that's what we're talking about. Western Sydney Airport,
• 21:27
  Speaker 11: the new airport. All fun and games there.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Have you already taken a flight out of there?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 21:34
  Speaker 11: I flew up yesterday on the first flight up to
• 21:36
  Speaker 11: the Gold Coast and then was straight back an hour later.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: So have you been really excited about this? Are you
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: a bit of a plane nerd? Have you been super
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: excited about this new airport opening?
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah, look, I'm a massive nerd. I'm a massive aviation nerd.
• 21:51
  Speaker 11: It's one of those things you just get excited about.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: And look, I fly a lot for work as well.
• 21:55
  Speaker 11: So to be able to actually go and experience it,
• 21:57
  Speaker 11: it was surreal.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: And how was it?
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Look, really good.
• 22:01
  Speaker 11: Really nice airport. You know, great, great, great facilities. Look,
• 22:06
  Speaker 11: it's a long way out. That's obviously something that's going
• 22:08
  Speaker 11: to take a lot of time.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Where are you, mate? Where do you live?
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: He lives at Parramatta.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: I live in... I do.
• 22:13
  Speaker 11: I live in North Parramatta, so I'm sort of halfway between.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm trying to work out what it is.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: It'd probably still be quicker for you to go to
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Mascot with all the M8 tunnels and stuff, right?
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 22:23
  Speaker 11: I actually went to Mascot this morning and it was quicker.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, but give us, so the new airport, I saw
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: on telly, it looks like they've designed it to make
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: it look really spacious and clean. Does it look good
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: when you're in there?
• 22:36
  Speaker 11: Oh, it feels fantastic. You feel like you're in a modern... Yeah,
• 22:40
  Speaker 11: you can see the Blue Mountains. It's brilliant.
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: It's fantastic.
• 22:43
  Speaker 11: And it's really easy to travel through as well, which
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: is great.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then tell us the first flight. Did they
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: make a big hoo-ha out of it? It would have
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: been your ordinary flight.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: No, it wasn't.
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: It was like you were being focused on by so
• 22:57
  Speaker 11: many people. A lot of Western Sydney residents just flocked
• 23:00
  Speaker 11: to the airport and were there watching, cheering. There were
• 23:03
  Speaker 11: a lot of dignitaries there on the flight out, but
• 23:06
  Speaker 11: there was actually the flight back in that seemed to get.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: A lot of attention.
• 23:09
  Speaker 11: There were hundreds of people in the arrivals area when
• 23:13
  Speaker 11: you came back and just cheered.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Congratulations for being on a plane.
• 23:21
  Speaker 11: You landed.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: It was surreal.
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Were most people on that flight that you were on
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: just literally aviation nerds that just wanted to take a
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: flight to the Gold Coast and back?
• 23:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think there probably would have been about 50%
• 23:35
  Speaker 11: of people on that flight probably would have gone up
• 23:38
  Speaker 11: and back. There were some people who'd managed to just,
• 23:40
  Speaker 11: you know, who either lived in Western Sydney and flew
• 23:42
  Speaker 11: up to the Gold Coast and stayed.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: Or vice versa.
• 23:45
  Speaker 11: But yeah, a lot of people just aviation nerds wanting
• 23:47
  Speaker 11: to say, yes, I've flown out of Western Sydney. Yes,
• 23:50
  Speaker 11: I was on my first flight.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Well, good on you, man. You'll be able to tell
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: your grandchildren that you were on the first flight.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: How cool.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 23:57
  Speaker 11: And that's one of those things. There was a three-month-old
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: baby who was on that flight. And I'm like, I
• 24:01
  Speaker 11: was thinking about looking at that baby and thinking, yeah,
• 24:03
  Speaker 11: imagine them telling their kids 80 years from now.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah. That's pretty cool.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Andrew. Thanks for calling in, man. Have a good one.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Thanks, Andrew.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Cheers, guys.
• 24:12
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: All right, you've been going through the mum's group chat again.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: You know I like to bring you the juicy mum's
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: group chat, and oh my gosh, when I read this
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: message in the WhatsApp group chat, I wanted to die
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: for this mum. It's so not okay. But please, get
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: ready to call in on 131065 because I want your
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: thoughts and opinions.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: How bad is this?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just bad. protocol that you don't do this.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Kind of stuff, right? All right, get ready to call in.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: What have we got?
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: This mum, okay, so she wrote, I really put my
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: foot in it, girls.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I was out on the weekend with some other mums
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: having a few wines and we were watching the kids play.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: My daughter is best friends with another little girl, Lucy.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: They're basically the same age, love playing together. Now, Lucy
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: is a beautiful girl, but she does have a very
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: strong set of eyebrows on her.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: Oh. Oh.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I cannot.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: About her daughter.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: About somebody else's daughter.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: To the mum. Yeah.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's funny, but what is she thinking? You're
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: basically going, your kid's ugly.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Well, I just don't. I don't know what this mum
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: is thinking. You can say that about your own kid.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: No worries, right?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to your husband or something.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You cannot comment on another child's appearance. Just full stop.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: Nah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Anyway, shock horror. Lucy's mum did not appreciate the joke.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Her face dropped. She got really mad at me, took
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Lucy and went home.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Got a text from her yesterday saying that she was
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: really upset with me and that my daughter had been
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: uninvited from.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Lucy's birthday party in a couple of weeks.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I really, really regret the joke. I wish I'd never
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: said it. I text her back apologising, but she hasn't
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: replied and won't take my calls. I feel like an
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: absolute idiot. My daughter will be devastated when she realises
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: that she can't go to her best friend's party and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: it's all because of me. I don't mind if Lucy's
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: mum stays mad at me, but I really don't want
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: this to affect the girl's What do I do?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, yeah, I guess she did the
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: wrong thing, had a few too many wines. But that
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: other mum, Lucy's mum?
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Lucy's mum, yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Is overreacting. You don't need to punish the girls.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the thing is, when they're young, she obviously
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to see this other mum, right?
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: So you... Whilst, yeah, you don't want it to affect
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the girl's friendship, when they're so young, of course it's
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: going to because the girls aren't hanging out on their own.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: So you're back and loose's mum here?
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Like if somebody made a really horrible comment about my
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: kid's appearance, I wouldn't be friends with that person again.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: And you would not let your kid play with their kid?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. 131065, what do you think?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: If my kid was being a little turd? And she said, oh,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, pulled up his behavior or something.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Fair play. Yeah. But when it comes down to a
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: child's appearance, no woman or man or anyone should ever
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: be making comment or passing judgment on what another child
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: looks like.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, totally.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Even when you're 25 Prosecco's deep, it is not okay.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what do you think should happen here? What
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: should she do? Has she done everything she can do and.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: Just move on?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I think this mum needs to obviously apologise, which it
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: sounds like she has done, but she just needs to
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: know that she's obviously ruined that kind of relationship. So
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: move on?
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Nothing she can do to make it better?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: The other mum, Lucy's mum, just needs some time now.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: You reckon she'll come back?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Potentially.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, 131065. What should this mum do? Call in. Maybe
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: you've had something similar where like another parent made fun
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: of your kid. And what did you do? Did you
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: end up hating them?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Did you throw an uppercut?
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Did you forgive them?
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Some people get their back up like, More aggressively than
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Lucy's mum.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: 131065, what should this mum do? Give us a call.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Here's your opinions on 131065. Flo Rida playing right now.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: 20 past seven.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Kiss.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I've picked up on a message that was
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: sent into the mums group chat and this mum has
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: made passing judgement, I guess you could say, over another
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: little girl's looks.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Her monobrow.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Her big eyebrows.
• 28:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: She referred to her as Borat.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: To the mum.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: To the mum, you idiot.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Think it in your head or whatever. So she's made
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: a comment about the little girl's eyebrows and... The mum
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: has obviously taken the kid and left and now basically
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: has wiped her and said she doesn't want anything to
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: do with said mum or her daughter.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: And she's tried apologising.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: She has apologised. And like Sean was saying this as well,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: like I'm a forgiving person. I forgive very easily as well.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: But it's hard when it's your kids.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I just feel like I'm the same. You know, I.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: give people a second chance, but when it comes to
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: someone saying something about your kids, stuff them, and I
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: don't think I'd be able to come back from that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Right, 131065, so it's Lucy's the little girl, yeah? So
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: it's Lucy's mum, right?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Lucy's mum has got the shits.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Should Lucy's mum get over it? Is the question. Well,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the mum's apologised. Is it time to just get over it?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Or has she got a right to just wipe that
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: other mum forever?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess it depends how deep their friendship is
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: to start with.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: But, yeah. All right, Bec's in Prospect.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Hi, Bec.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Hey, Bec.
• 30:13
  Speaker 12: Good morning. How are we?
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 30:17
  Speaker 12: So I've actually, well, my family has been in the
• 30:20
  Speaker 12: offended seat before.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 12: So, yeah, my son, sorry, a father had mentioned to
• 30:27
  Speaker 12: my husband about my son's weight and suggested things that
• 30:31
  Speaker 12: we could do to assist with losing the weight.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 30:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah, my husband got very offended. There was the son's
• 30:40
  Speaker 12: birthday party coming up, so I took him to the party.
• 30:44
  Speaker 12: It's not fair for the children.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 12: Father, husband was offended, so I took him. I still
• 30:50
  Speaker 12: had a bit of, you know, animosity against it, but
• 30:54
  Speaker 12: it's not fair on the kids.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're saying Lucy's mum should still let the
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: little girl go and that maybe the dad could take her.
• 31:01
  Speaker 12: Correct.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually don't mind that. I think that's... You're right,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: because why should the children miss out on, you know,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: what could be a really beautiful friendship?
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Because my mum's just said something silly.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: After a few Proseccos, right?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Don't take it out on the kids. Sonia's in Campbelltown. Hello,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: good morning.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Hey, Sonia.
• 31:20
  Speaker 12: Hi, how are you?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Good, what are you thinking?
• 31:24
  Speaker 13: I think the mother should not have said anything. I
• 31:27
  Speaker 13: think it's inappropriate. I think in the society that we
• 31:31
  Speaker 13: live in, we're carrying unhealthy labels for young girls and
• 31:36
  Speaker 13: how they should appear. Unfortunately, I feel sorry for the
• 31:40
  Speaker 13: young children because they will actually suffer from this. And
• 31:44
  Speaker 13: I do believe the young girls shouldn't miss out because,
• 31:48
  Speaker 13: as she said, it is her best friend. So I
• 31:51
  Speaker 13: think it's going to really impact her emotionally. if she
• 31:53
  Speaker 13: does miss out.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also you can imagine Lucy being like, where's
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: my mate? Why hasn't she come? You can imagine how
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: upsetting that would be for the little girl Lucy.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: So the mums apologise to Lucy's mum.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Lucy's mum could still not want to be friends with
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: that woman but can still let the kids interact.
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they can.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: You don't have to be close, right?
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe get the dad to bring him.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the first caller. Yeah, yeah. Alicia, you're in Kemp's.
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: Creek, all right.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: Hey, so I've kind of actually been in the exact
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: same situation before. A friend of mine, when her son
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: was born, he was very fucking hairy.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: And it's just kind of come out like words on me.
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: I'm like, holy shit, it's amazing how hairy kids can
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: be nowadays. And I didn't even know I was saying it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: You offended that mom, Alicia?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Did you offend the mom?
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: Oh, I did.
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: We haven't spoken in nine years because of it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I think maybe the mum must have been– because, I mean,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: babies do come out. Even, like, Anglo-Saxon white babies, they
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: come out with a lot of hair. Sometimes they've got
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the hair all over the forehead and everything like this, but– Yeah,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: obviously the mum's taken offence to it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: His father was Maltese, so it makes sense.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, yeah. So you ruined that friendship, Alicia.
• 33:10
  Speaker 9: Wow, nine years.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Did you try apologising or were you just like.
• 33:14
  Speaker 11: I did.
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: No, I really did. I said, I'm really sorry. And
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: then she's like, look, I don't care. You offended my son.
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, fine, stick it then.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Well, not really. He doesn't know, does he? I mean, God.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Some people take it so seriously. All right, Anna's in Roselands.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: Hi, how are you going?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: What's your opinion here?
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: Well, when my daughter was five, she was starting school,
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: she had a bit of a monobrow.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: And I honestly didn't want her to get T, so.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: I actually plucked it. Yes. You know, like, I didn't
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: want her to experience, like, um, You know, bullying.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Is it gone now? Oh, yeah, no, no.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: She's sweet now. Yeah. She's 30.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Are you saying this is a bit of a wake-up
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: call to Lucy's mum? Maybe she should be plucking the
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: daughter's monobrow.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Why not? Yeah, and kids can be really mean as well.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: You always think.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I've got a girlfriend and she's South African.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Careful here. You might lose a friendship.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: No, no. And her daughter had a little bit of
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: a monobrow as well. And before she started school, she
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: just did some little veet waxing because she was like,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want her to go to school and get
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: teased for, you know. So I don't think there's anything
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: wrong with that at all.
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: Absolutely, absolutely.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: So I think it's good what you did. You kind
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: of looked out for your daughter there, Anna.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's still not good what the other mum.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Did to her.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the other mum should have been a bit more mature.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: Let's be honest.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there we go. Two women fighting. What a shock.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Mikey doesn't understand it because you don't have children, so.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: No, I've just never heard of such thing as.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: As what?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Women not getting along. It's mental. Crazy. Oh, yeah, Big
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Brother back tonight. It's returning 7.30 on 10. The OG narrator,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Mike Goldman. We know his voice. He's joining us live.
• 35:10
  Speaker 11: Hello, mate.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Rock and roll, baby.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I'm the OG.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: You had to be here. I sound like a rapper.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. You were there at the very beginning though, right?
• 35:19
  Speaker 14: The very beginning. And apparently it was amazing, they tell me.
• 35:23
  Speaker 14: Don't remember a lot.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Wait, 2001, right?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 35:27
  Speaker 14: 2001, the longest running reality TV show in history.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: And the first season, is that all like the Sarah
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Marie and the bum dance and all that kind of stuff?
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes, yes.
• 35:38
  Speaker 14: The winner was Ben. You know, we had Pete, Sarah Marie,
• 35:41
  Speaker 14: all sorts of crazy stuff going on. The wonder years
• 35:44
  Speaker 14: of Big Brother.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Did you know it was going to be such a
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: big hit when you signed on to do it?
• 35:49
  Speaker 14: No, I had no idea. I'm thinking, okay, well, this
• 35:51
  Speaker 14: is going to be a big show. It's huge in
• 35:52
  Speaker 14: the UK. I'll audition for it on cassette tape. And
• 35:58
  Speaker 14: I got the gig. And when it started, all these
• 36:01
  Speaker 14: people were messaging me because there's such hype around it going,
• 36:03
  Speaker 14: what the hell is this crap? Because it was different television.
• 36:08
  Speaker 14: It was just had this breathing space where you actually
• 36:10
  Speaker 14: be drawn in to figure out what these people are
• 36:13
  Speaker 14: doing because it's It's unscripted, hence the term reality.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: So the Big Brother house is in Brisbane this year, right?
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 14: The home of Bluey, the Story Bridge, the Muppets, 50
• 36:26
  Speaker 14: Cent Fares.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: What's new about this house? Is there anything new?
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Any trap doors or anything?
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: No.
• 36:32
  Speaker 14: I absolutely, 100%, there'll be trap doors, there'll be hidden rooms,
• 36:37
  Speaker 14: hidden food. It's probably getting mouldy by now. All sorts
• 36:41
  Speaker 14: of secrets. Apparently, I've seen in the ads, because Big
• 36:43
  Speaker 14: Brother keeps his cards close to his chest, there is
• 36:46
  Speaker 14: a secret button. What happens if you push the button?
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Do you get evicted?
• 36:49
  Speaker 14: Do you get a million dollars? Do you get a car?
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: What happens?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Super fun. Happy slide, hopefully.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: And what do you win? What does the winner win
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: on Big Brother? It's a decent prize, isn't it?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: A couple of hundred Ks?
• 37:00
  Speaker 14: It's always been, since Series 1, some big cha-ching.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 14: And a few other random prizes over the years Big
• 37:07
  Speaker 14: Brother's pulled out. He's given away holidays and mobile phones
• 37:10
  Speaker 14: and cars.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, he's so generous, Big Brother.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Yes, he is. He's a good guy.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Do you have a famous, a favourite year that you
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: did it? Like one that's kind of stood out or?
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely.
• 37:22
  Speaker 14: It was the year where I decided every cent that
• 37:25
  Speaker 14: I earned on the show I was just going to spend.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Sounds good. That sounds like a good year.
• 37:29
  Speaker 14: I've got a penthouse on the Gold Coast. We're having parties.
• 37:32
  Speaker 14: I hired the Potbellys to DJ.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 37:35
  Speaker 14: I get what you're saying. I think Reggie's year was hilarious.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, Reggie, yes.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 37:42
  Speaker 14: And she's been a big brother a couple of times.
• 37:43
  Speaker 14: She's a massive part of the big brother family. And
• 37:46
  Speaker 14: one of my most memorable moments with her was when
• 37:48
  Speaker 14: she won $ 250, 000 and she took the check off Gretel Colleen.
• 37:52
  Speaker 14: She said, yeah, thanks. And then they gave her a
• 37:55
  Speaker 14: Sony PlayStation. She jumped up and down with excitement.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Ha!
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I'm more excited about a PlayStation. Hey, will we ever
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: see you as a contestant, Mike Goldman?
• 38:04
  Speaker 14: I have been into the house once or twice to
• 38:06
  Speaker 14: narrate live the housemates for different tasks.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 38:09
  Speaker 14: But I don't know. I wouldn't last very long in
• 38:11
  Speaker 14: the house. You know, after the first hour, I'd be
• 38:14
  Speaker 14: eating everyone's food.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: I'm a bit grubby.
• 38:17
  Speaker 14: I don't make my bed first thing in the morning.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Ask my wife.
• 38:19
  Speaker 14: She'd be like, no one would have you. You'd be
• 38:22
  Speaker 14: voted off within seconds.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Now, last year, they had the element of the 24-hour
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: live stream. Our producer, Chelsea, you were addicted to that.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I quite literally spent every waking moment watching this live stream.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I would wake up in the middle of the night
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and I couldn't sleep and I would just watch them sleep.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Are we doing that again?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, Chelsea.
• 38:40
  Speaker 14: Yeah, absolutely. What's great about that is, I mean, I
• 38:43
  Speaker 14: used to host a show years ago called Big Brother
• 38:44
  Speaker 14: Up Late. It was three hours late at night and
• 38:47
  Speaker 14: you could catch up with whatever's been going on in
• 38:49
  Speaker 14: the house. But I would explain what had been happening
• 38:53
  Speaker 14: so people knew what they were talking about. But now
• 38:54
  Speaker 14: you've literally got thousands of people online watching who can go, oh, okay,
• 38:58
  Speaker 14: this is Brian and Susie who are falling in love
• 39:00
  Speaker 14: or this is Suzanne and Christopher who are having a
• 39:03
  Speaker 14: fight about whether or not the Olympics should be in
• 39:05
  Speaker 14: Brisbane or whatever it is.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: And do you censor anything or you just keep it
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: all in?
• 39:11
  Speaker 14: A big brother has his finger on the button because
• 39:14
  Speaker 14: some little secrets he wants to save for the daily
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: show update for everyone to hear about. And obviously, you know,
• 39:20
  Speaker 14: we've got the housemates, you know, we've got to worry
• 39:23
  Speaker 14: about them and make sure that they're protected.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: And so obviously you've met all the contestants, Mike. Do
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: you reckon there's going to be? Oh, you haven't yet?
• 39:29
  Speaker 14: No, no, I'm not allowed to meet them. I'm not
• 39:32
  Speaker 14: that important. I'm the voiceover guy and the crowd warm
• 39:35
  Speaker 14: up sometimes on camera. I swan in and swan out
• 39:38
  Speaker 14: and they'd say, keep away from that area where the
• 39:40
  Speaker 14: housemates are camping.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I just said it in a right.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll be watching Big Brother return 7.30 tonight on 10.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Mike Goldman, thank you for joining us, mate.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: See you tonight.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Mike.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: See you.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so a TikToker called Tinks has.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: The one character trait that, in her opinion, you should
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: always seek to avoid whilst dating.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Have a listen to what she said.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 40:06
  Speaker 15: You cannot date a cheap guy. I'm not telling you
• 40:10
  Speaker 15: guys to gold dig. I'm not telling you guys it
• 40:12
  Speaker 15: has to be a rich man. There is a difference. OK,
• 40:16
  Speaker 15: cheap men are you are going to be dealing with
• 40:18
  Speaker 15: this for the rest of your life. OK, that's the
• 40:20
  Speaker 15: problem is if he's a cheap guy. Now, I'm happy
• 40:23
  Speaker 15: to hear that he was paying for your drinks and whatever, but.
• 40:25
  Speaker 15: even the fact that he made a mention of it
• 40:27
  Speaker 15: or made a big deal of like, Oh, I'm paying
• 40:29
  Speaker 15: for your drinks. It's like, what do you want to metal?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, so women just want to go with heaps of money.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Is that what we take out of that?
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's saying that, but like, you know,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: the guys, my dad's one of them. Like you go
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: to the movies and he like goes and make sandwiches beforehand.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Cause he doesn't want to buy the movie money.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Movie popcorn.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I know what you mean.
• 40:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: And, Look, I think it was different in my mum
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: and dad's times.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my parents were like that too.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: I think their salary was like 19,000K or something.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: But in this day and age, you know, surely you
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: would have a mate where you're all doing round after
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: round after round. Is there ever one that dodges it?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: No, they're pretty good, but I did have a mate once.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: We went to this pub and they... I think it
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: was in a Surf Life Saving Club. And they didn't
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: have an ATM and they didn't take card. We're talking
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: years ago. And I was like, well, I don't have cash.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: And he goes, I'll give you 50 bucks. I was like, oh, thanks, man.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: So he spent the 50. The next day at like
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: 8 a.m., I got a text going, here's my account
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: details for that $ 50. Yeah. And I got another mate who's,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: to be fair to him, he doesn't earn much money,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: but I know when he goes on dates, he will
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: like maybe buy her a drink, but he's gone on
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: dates where he didn't like the girl and he's just
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: asked her to pay because I'm not wasting money on her. Yeah,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Like when I was dating, I mean, I turned up
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: to dates and she'd walk in and I'd be like, oh,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: for fuck's sake. Here we go. But I would still pay.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I would still get, in.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Fact, I would get wildly drunk because I've wasted my
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: whole Friday night.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: But I had a guy, this is in my late
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: 20s actually.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Or mid 20s, whatever.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: And we would go tit for tat.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: On dating?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: On dinners. And he would clock if my dinner was like,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Much cheaper than the one he had bought. And I
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: was like, this is so gross.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine a life with him?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: No, I couldn't. That's hence why we're not together.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: And I know it's 2026, right? When I was wooing,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: if I wanted someone, I would, I mean, even if
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't want them just because I didn't want to
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: be embarrassed, but I would always pay. You're paying for
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: dinner and drinks. Maybe you got to, like, the third
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: or fourth date and maybe she just goes and fixes
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: it up without you knowing. Or you take her out
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: for dinner and then you go for a few more
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: drinks and she buys the drinks. Like, great. But there
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: shouldn't be a dude just going like, I had the
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: schnitzel and you had the piss off, mate. Loser.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Your version of that guy is just so good.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Was it an old man?
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: It was an old man. Sounds like 90 or something.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Why are you dating this 90-year-old pensioner? Oh, and in
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: the building, Sophie Mark. Good morning.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Good morning.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Love Island Australia episodes Monday to Thursday on Nine. Now,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: what's this big thing you've got in the studio?
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: It's a pink flamingo.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's a flamingo. Why? Because that's what Love Island's about.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: And that flamingo over there, I don't know why I'm
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: spruiking her. But she's got her own show.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: No, she doesn't.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: The Flamingo host.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and uncut on Stan. So you can go and
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: watch more of Love Island. So say there's like a
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: big fight in Love Island, you can go over and
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: watch the entire fight. And the Flamingo's hosting.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: So there's no, no, not really hosting, but, you know,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: that's the face of the show there.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Gotcha.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have nothing to do with that one.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: You've just got to lug it around everywhere.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: I'm doing the press for her.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: And Love Island, of course, is back. This season's a
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: little different to others. Why is it different?
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Because it's in a massive villa in Fiji. It's just
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: become the USA villa.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: The USA villa.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Well, what's the USA villa?
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: It's just, it blew up. Like, Love Island's been huge internationally,
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: but it's like officially a massive, like, with the pop
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: culture now, it's there and it's staying and it's just...
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: So the American one just was massive. All the big
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: celebrities wanted to be on it and stuff.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're in that villa and it's just the
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: best show. I don't know what it did, but the
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: contestants just all straight away. It was just like drama,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: full on. They were invested. They were all there for
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: the right reasons. It's just sometimes it clicks and you
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: get a show where you go– This is the best, like,
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: this is the best TV I've ever watched in my
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: entire life.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's a big call.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: It is a massive call.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: That's really cool.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: I've watched Shawshank Redemption. I have watched Breaking Bad.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this is better.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: All the intellectual stuff as well.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon that these people are genuinely falling in
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: love with each other or do you think it, like,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I always think to myself, how do you fall in
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: love with cameras everywhere around you? But do you feel
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: like there are some genuine connections made.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: On the show? No, it is.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: You can't because you get kicked out. So you can't
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: play the game. The game plays you. You just can't
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: because it's like you can't predict it either. They all cry.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: But you're going to get kicked out if you're not
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: there for the right reasons.
• 45:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: So then it is left with the right people. And
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: they've got the same interests. They like going to the gym.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: They're all so hot. Yeah, they like their appearance.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Veneers, tattoos.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. So they're into exactly the same shit. And
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: so why wouldn't it work? But we've had our first
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Love Island baby as well.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, and they're young and we've got a really
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: good success rate on Love Island.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Now, you wanted to know, Amy, if they actually get
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: it on.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I want to know because I know a lot of them,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: they leave the show as a couple. And I always
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: think to myself, is there intimacy in the show?
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: There is.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't show any of that.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Even though they're in bathers, you instantly think, oh, my God,
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: it's going to be sexual. And it's not like, I mean,
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's sexy. It's definitely not, not sexy, but
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: it's like, it's not that stuff. You know, it's not necessary.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: If it's not needed for the storyline, we don't need it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: And usually it's not. If they want to talk about it,
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: go for it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 46:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: But it won't be, is it like cameras in the room?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's cameras everywhere.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Literally everywhere.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: So they're doing it knowing that they're being filmed.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: They just don't care.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Usually they're in, like, dorm-style rooms where they're bed after
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: bed after bed, right?
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, yes.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: And then can you win, like, nights away in, like,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: little rooms?
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can. Like, the audience can vote. We've
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: got power couples this year, which is massive. So that's
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: all our successful cast of couples are coming back to
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: make decisions. So are they coming on to kind of–
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Like the super fans were previously.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: And they know what they're doing and they get so passionate.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: And we've got an extra two episodes because they could
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: not cut down the content. It was insane.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Because best show ever, according to Sophie.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Best show ever. If you were single, we know you're
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: happily married now, but if you were single, would you
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: ever go on it?
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: You know how much time you would save? Like, if
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: you want to know a guy's going to turn his head,
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: I've waited three, four years before. You know, you want
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: to know straight away, okay, I'm dealing with this kind
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: of person.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: And that's true.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put him to the test. Get yourself in Love
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Island and with loads of other hotties.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: You'll know if he's trustworthy. And see if your man looks. Hey, Sophie.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Probably me that would look.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: We were talking about Bardot the other day. I can't
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: remember why, but I'm back in the noughties, obviously. And
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: then you've done Solo. Could we expect a new single
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: from Sophie Monk anytime soon?
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Like, it's really cute. People keep saying that, but no
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: one's asking for it. You realise, like, no one's going, yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: you need to get out there. There's a tour offer. Like,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: there's no offers.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Bardo could reform.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, but we'd all have to pay it. You know, like,
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: it's just not.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: No one's coming to you.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: No, no. So it's not on the table.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You could get on TikTok, though, and just start singing.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a loser. Everyone would be like, good on you.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Also, I'm not that good live.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Do you ever go back and listen?
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah?
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Like, I reckon once a month.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: I love the albums. They're so cool. We were the coolest.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: And there's a trend going on that you wanted to do,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: and we're going to do it with Sophie. Oh, yes.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: We're going to put you to the test, actually.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be on the test.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Well, you're going to be put to the test, but
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: what is it? Yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: So am I going to do it now with her?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Do we want to do it now? No, we're doing
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: it after the song.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Can I do this one now with her?
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: You can do this one.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, then we'll do more.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: So we all got put to this test. It's really simple.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Nat did it to us. You can, I'll do you,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I'll ask you first.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: So how do you spell men? M-E-N. And how do
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: you spell us?
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: U-S.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And put those two words together and what does it spell?
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: What was the first one again? Men.
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: Men-us.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: No.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Men-us.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: What have I done wrong?
• 48:39
  Speaker 15: Men-us.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: No, I did this same thing, yeah.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, yeah?
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: You can't just go yeah.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: So men.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Men-us.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Men-u-us.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I'm a genius.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Now, there was this thing going around about Gen Zs
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: not knowing how to spell, right?
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: You don't need to.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: No, you don't now.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: You know, I go like this. So I'm texting and
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: then I go, restaurant. And then it corrects it and
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: then I'm like, receipt. And, yeah, so why learn them?
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need to.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Well, let's see how you go.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I'm the worst.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Sorry, kids, do not listen to me.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Don't listen to Sophie. We've got a game that involves
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: that coming up with you next. So stay right there, okay?
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: I failed.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Every year at school. You might fail this.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: And Sophie Monk, see Love Island episodes are on Monday
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: to Thursday. On 9 now it is the best season ever,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: according to Sophie Monk.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Hey, Sophie, we were just playing a little game with
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: you about how does it work? Men use.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Men us.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, every time you say menus, you spoil the game.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: You're asking people to spell two words, put them together.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I sat here going menas, menas, menas, menas.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: It's called a brain test.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Brain fart?
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: No, brain twister.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, I like those.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Well, we've got more. We're going to put some big
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: words up on the screen. We want to see if
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: you can pronounce them correctly.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I know this one.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: I've got a backstory about this one.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what's this one?
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: It's actually colonel. But the reason I know this is
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: I went for an audition. And while I was auditioning,
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: it was like a serious role. And I went, you
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: don't understand colonel. And then I realised later, I was like, oh,
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: it's Colonel.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: So you didn't get the role because of that?
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: No. Yeah, of course I didn't get the role.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Colonial.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's spelled C-O-L. Okay, next. What is this?
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, quinoa. What is that called again?
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Quinoa.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: Quinoa.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: That gross stuff you shouldn't eat.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Did we give it to her?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Quinoa.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Quinoa. Quinoa. Oh, okay.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go now.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Up next.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: When you read it. Oh, Worcestershire.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: See, I would have got that wrong. I don't know.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I always go Worcestershire.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: I don't read it.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: I just go Worcestershire.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Worcestershire.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Worcestershire.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: So it's like an I.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: So four of those letters are basically blind.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: The English language is ridiculous.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Isn't it?
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: It's pretty hard.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Roll out the next one.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, anemone.
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: Anemone. Anemone?
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Anemone.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Chelsea, can you correct us on this one? Anemone. How
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: do we pronounce this one? What is it?
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: No one even wants that word in their lives. Why
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: would you ask me?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Well, think.
• 51:25
  Speaker 10: Someone.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: You would find these in the ocean a lot.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I don't need a description. I don't know what it
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: is anymore.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: It's an anemone. Anemone.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Anemone.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 51:35
  Speaker 11: Anemone.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: And you'd find it in the ocean. Is it a shark?
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: No, they're like little slugs, right?
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're kind of, they're like a hole with squiggly things.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, they're so unimportant for such a large name.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: All right, and finally.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Opaque.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Opaque.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: I know that from stockings.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? Lucky you don't really need to
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: spell and pronounce things.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Ever.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Ever, even. Hosting Love Island. It's back Monday to Thursday
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: on Nine Now. Sophie, thank you for coming in.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Thanks for having me, guys. You're doing so good.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to watch the show.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: I'm a Love Island addict.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, please.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: We're not going to let you down.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Best one ever.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Best one ever.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: And Mikey, Amy Gerard taking your last calls now.
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: 131065.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Keenan or Kynan?
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Kynan.
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: Hello.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Kynan.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Hello. Hey, guys.
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: How you going?
• 52:21
  Speaker 10: Good.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: What's up, man? What do you want to talk about?
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: We've got a little joke for you guys.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah?
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: Mate, what's the fifth.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Letter of the alphabet? E? E. E. Okay, and can
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: you guys spell yes for me?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Y-E-S.
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: Okay, now if you were to put that together, what
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: would that say?
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Put what together?
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: All of that together.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: Like the alphabet and the yes? Yep.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Yes-y?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Or a yes?
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: Are you sure?
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Yes-y.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: How do you guys spell ice? Ice.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I-C-E?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Or eyes? Eyes or ice? Oh.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: Eye.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: He got us. It's like the menu one you were doing. Oh, yeah.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Well played.
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: Look at him cackling.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Explain the.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: The menu one.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: So you spell... Ask somebody to spell men.
• 53:28
  Speaker 12: M-E-N.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: And then us.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: And then put those two words together and what does
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: it say? And everyone here except for Alec said they're
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: going menas.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: Menas.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Menas. Menas.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Menas.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: And it's menus.
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: And you just got us as well, mate. Thank you.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Well done. 131065 Mel in San Susie.
• 53:48
  Speaker 8: Hi. Hey guys, just a little bit about the eyebrows situation.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so these two women have had a fight
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: about a daughter's eyebrows, Amy.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lady made a comment about, you know, a
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: young girl's eyebrows and called her Borat.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Which is quite insensitive.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, offended the mum.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Right, so should the mum get over it now that
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: that woman's apologised or what do you think?
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, okay. So, I've got, like, a Greek background. And, like,
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: we're hairy. You know what I mean?
• 54:22
  Speaker 9: Like, whatever.
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: You know, we've got to... The thing is, I guess,
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: certain ethnicities, right, they don't get it. Like, we've got
• 54:28
  Speaker 8: to do the whole eyebrow thing, the mow thing, the
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: under the arm thing, the leg thing, the laser thing.
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: And so, we're already bringing this trauma, right? Like, and
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: then we laser, and then we forget that, oh, God,
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: we've got to have kids. And now the kids are hairy.
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: And so, you're... Yeah, and so you're carrying this trauma
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: from your childhood. From your childhood, yeah. And then you see,
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: and your kid's probably so unaware. My daughter's got strong eyebrows,
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: and I know she maybe is a bit sensitive to it,
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: but if another mom said it to me, A, I'm
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: protecting my child because I've got my trauma from when
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: I was a kid.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: So that mom hasn't dealt with, and then she's like,
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: how dare you say that about my kids? And she's
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: probably just trying to protect her kid, but also protect
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: her inner child.
• 55:17
  Speaker 10: I reckon.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably triggering something in her.
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, because she may have had the strong eyebrows herself.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she might have got teased for it as well.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: And it's a good point. Not everyone's like white and hairless.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I think she's probably teased other people too
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: without thinking about it, you know, and I think if
• 55:38
  Speaker 8: she just really thought about it, and it was just
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: in passing, because, like, it is a bit funny. Like,
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: it is funny, but, like, just keep it in your head, baby.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: Like, don't, like, next time.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Inside voice, inside voice.
• 55:50
  Speaker 8: Inside voice, inside, like, inside, yeah. So that's what I, yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: If she can get over it, get over it, because,
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: you know. I just think it was a silly comment.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Good on you, Mel. Thanks for your comment. Have a
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: good day.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Love you, Amy.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 56:04
  Speaker 15: I love you.
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I love you more.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, she loves you more.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Hey, what's on today? What are you doing?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I'm actually going into the city.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: I've got more work on.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: What is it, the pod?
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: No, it's for a job that I've got to shoot.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Who's it for?
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Can't say.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: It's for L'Occitane. It's for their Christmas campaign. I go
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: into the store.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: L'Occitane.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: L'Occitane. Skin care, body, shower care, it's absolutely divine. Yeah,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to get you any, so don't bother asking.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: It's for women, yeah?
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: It's for anyone who enjoys luxury products. In the shower,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: their almond oil, oh, so good.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be right. I just use shampoo and rub
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: it on my bits. I just use the one thing.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Because you've got.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: To shampoo your hairy, rugged chest.
• 56:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: All right, thanks. Tomorrow, celebrity psychic Georgina Walker, the chance
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: to drive away in a brand-new car, and thousands to
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: be won with our pop quiz. Now, Gordie's here, and
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: if you want to go and see Harry Styles, I'd
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: keep it on Kiss, okay? He has tickets for you.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow, bright and early.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: See you in the morning. Bye.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Bye.