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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show August 27th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: You are like the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Basic.
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  Speaker 3: Basic means you will go with the most basic popular
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  Speaker 3: option and you have no thoughts or originality in your brain.
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  Speaker 3: You just go for what everyone else is doing. Basic.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Well, you know what I would like
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  Speaker 3: an update on? I would like an update on your...
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  Speaker 3: What do we call it? The Seabass Shark Tank thing?
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  Speaker 4: He had $ 16, 000 of a settlement from the company that
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  Speaker 4: was supposed to collect all the signatures for his city
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  Speaker 4: council run.
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  Speaker 2: Ugh.
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  Speaker 3: And then they didn't do that. He had to take
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  Speaker 3: them to court. And won. He won. He got the money.
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  Speaker 4: And so now he's trying to figure out, well, what
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  Speaker 4: to do with this money? Because in his mind, he
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  Speaker 4: already had it spent. It was already gone. He won,
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  Speaker 4: but society lost.
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  Speaker 3: So let's make society win again.
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  Speaker 1: And people are calling it narc tank, which I like.
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  Speaker 3: Narc tank. I don't want to put that in people's
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  Speaker 3: minds too much. Because it's not just cart narcs. I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to pigeonhole this to just cart narcs. It
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  Speaker 3: could be anything in the world. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So we had extended the deadline for people to submit
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  Speaker 4: their ideas.
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  Speaker 3: So how's that going? Any new ones? The variety is good.
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  Speaker 3: I will say this. We had a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: For instance, this is from Lexi. For only $ 400.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Drop in the bucket. I'll make you and the show
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  Speaker 3: a personalized quilt.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: That's not hard.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's pretty hard.
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  Speaker 7: That's a world change.
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  Speaker 3: You get to choose the fabrics. You get to choose
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  Speaker 3: the logos. I'll do all kinds of patchwork. You like
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  Speaker 3: that idea? I like it for the variety. I was
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  Speaker 3: not expecting quilts to be part of the purchase.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's a very sweet offer. I'll make you
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  Speaker 4: a quilt. I wouldn't think that would be something that
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  Speaker 4: Seabass would find.
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  Speaker 3: I will not be choosing that.
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  Speaker 1: She's basically just selling you a quill. Quills are expensive.
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  Speaker 3: They take a long time to make. Like 400 bucks.
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  Speaker 3: This is an interesting one. This is much, God wrote
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  Speaker 3: like five paragraphs. I want to do a, for $ 16, 000,
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  Speaker 3: I want to do a two-week intensive pickup slash dating
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  Speaker 3: camp for divorced Gen X dads. Oh, my God. I'd
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  Speaker 3: love to hear about that. The audio could be pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: That would be hilarious. So his idea, he says he
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  Speaker 3: isn't a divorced Gen X dad himself, and he sees
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  Speaker 3: other divorced Gen X dads out in the dating world.
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  Speaker 3: They don't know what they're doing. They're douches. They spent,
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  Speaker 3: you know, 15, 20 years in a marriage. Now they
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  Speaker 3: don't know what's going on. So you're like a Sherpa
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  Speaker 3: out of the game. He said, this is not a
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  Speaker 3: pickup artist game, but just more of like how to
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  Speaker 3: act normal and be a real person.
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  Speaker 7: So like a seminar.
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  Speaker 1: But why does he need money?
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  Speaker 3: Why do they need you to tell anybody how to
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  Speaker 3: be a normal person? You probably need a meeting space.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So he says he wants to charge $ 1, 000 plus.
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  Speaker 3: But I guess I would be the seed money and
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  Speaker 3: make it better.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get why he needs it.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to set up a website. It's not $ 16, 000.
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  Speaker 7: A venue of some sort.
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  Speaker 3: Correct. Right, but again, it's a variety. I never thought
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  Speaker 3: that would be in here.
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  Speaker 1: Or maybe he wants to charter a restaurant or something
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  Speaker 1: and bring all the girls in dating game style.
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  Speaker 3: Don't women have BJ classes and stuff?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 3: Seminars? Same kind of thing, but just divorced dudes of
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  Speaker 3: a certain age. Other oral-ing classes at this seminar.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's on the table.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: This one is from Ashley. Hey, Seabass, you and I
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  Speaker 3: could go to a live taping of Kill Tony in Austin, Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, a date that you're paying for.
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  Speaker 3: Right. I am a big fan of Kill Tony, and
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  Speaker 3: I know you are, too. Actually, I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: You're not?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I enjoy, some of the clips are funny,
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  Speaker 3: but to sit down for three hours, it gets old
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  Speaker 3: real fast. Really? Okay. I thought you'd be a big
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  Speaker 3: fan of that. I would have guessed that. Tony Hinchcliffe
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  Speaker 3: is a big fan of myself, but his show, for
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  Speaker 3: three hours, it's just too much. He's a fan of me.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's your fan.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get it twisted. I appreciate that he is a fan,
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  Speaker 3: and he shouted me out on Joe Rogan's podcast, but again.
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  Speaker 3: his show is not for me.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Way to keep it real, Seabass.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I saw, how about this, Bort? I saw Tony, he
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  Speaker 3: hosted the roast of wrestling two years ago at WrestleMania
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  Speaker 3: and he does, he's very good at that. Like his
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  Speaker 3: roast jokes, he's great at.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: His latest stand-up special, not so much. Wow. The favor
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  Speaker 3: does not go both ways.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: He would appreciate my reality. Yeah, I respect that. The
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  Speaker 3: river of compliments only flows one direction.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on.
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  Speaker 3: Seabass can rest easy knowing that I have no intention
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  Speaker 3: of trying to hook up with him. Yeah, rest easy.
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  Speaker 2: Rest easy.
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  Speaker 7: Don't worry, no sex.
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  Speaker 3: We could go get front row tickets. He could go
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  Speaker 3: record out in and around Austin. Oh, he could after
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  Speaker 3: paying for the whole thing?
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  Speaker 7: That's nice.
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  Speaker 3: That's from Ashley.
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  Speaker 7: How generous of you.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to put out and you'll let him
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  Speaker 3: do what he wants?
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Are you Santa?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I get to pay for you to do all
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  Speaker 3: kinds of nice stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice.
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  Speaker 7: She's so cool. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I would have never thought of that.
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  Speaker 7: What an offer.
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  Speaker 3: Take a girl platonically to go see Kill Tony and
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  Speaker 3: spend a lot of money on her?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Are you great to her or something? Okay. But again,
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  Speaker 3: I like the variety of these.
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  Speaker 7: By the way, you can buy me dinner, too.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to see what Shark Tank gets for pitches.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right? I may have this audio, but... Unfortunately, Shark Tank
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  Speaker 3: doesn't really do the funny ones like American Idol used
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  Speaker 3: to do with just the bad ones.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I went and I've been trying to find the
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  Speaker 3: public auditions. I found a dude who made anti-theft CDs.
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  Speaker 3: He was later, after my interview featured on Tosh. 0. So
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  Speaker 3: he would record himself as a man saying like.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, who's there?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the fake barking dogs. So
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  Speaker 3: let's say you're a single woman and you're leaving the
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  Speaker 3: house and you just want to piss off your neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: Dogs barking, men yelling, guns clacking. It's like the home alone.
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  Speaker 3: And they're on compact discs.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Hit play.
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  Speaker 7: Hurry up.
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  Speaker 3: Who's there?
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  Speaker 7: That's the idea.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, another one. Seabass is $ 16, 000. Shark Tank Submission says,
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  Speaker 3: For $ 16, 000, you could produce my science fiction comedy feature
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  Speaker 3: film I've already written called Nerds with Laser Guns.
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah. Nice. I was going to try to
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  Speaker 3: crowdfund this for $ 20, 000, but you can give me $ 16, 000
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  Speaker 3: and I'll put up the other $ 4, 000. I've already written
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  Speaker 3: the script. Premise is, supervillains have taken over the world
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  Speaker 3: and conventional weapons can't hurt them, so a group of
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  Speaker 3: scientists develop a weapon that can kill the supervillains.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: And then we go about doing that.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: What are you laughing at, Bort? It's just so basic.
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  Speaker 7: It's so dumb.
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  Speaker 3: How dare you? She says it's like, or he, no, Howard, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Curb your enthusiasm. It meets always sunny, but with scientists, engineers,
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  Speaker 3: and villains.
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  Speaker 7: That one to me is like one of the good ones.
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  Speaker 7: I think that sounds like.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like something that Greg would have on his
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  Speaker 3: video channel.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, not something that I would watch.
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  Speaker 7: It sounds like something Seabass would get involved with because
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  Speaker 7: you're going to be surrounded by weirdos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This could be more of like a Windy City Heat.
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  Speaker 7: And you know the script would be terrible.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like the movie I shot two years ago.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 7: This sounds like something you'd be involved in.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of which, not to derail the segment, are we
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  Speaker 4: ever going to see that movie?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good news. Go to wildwesternmovie.com if you want. Wildwesternmovie.com.
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  Speaker 3: And you can see, actually, I'm on the front page
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  Speaker 3: there in my white duster. They have finished it. They
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  Speaker 3: did an initial screening at the place where we shot
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  Speaker 3: it in Nowheresville, Ohio. Supposedly. They're going to start touring
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  Speaker 3: this thing. We may be able to do interviews with
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  Speaker 3: some of the people.
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  Speaker 7: Ooh. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: But now we're two plus years, but it has been
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  Speaker 3: done from what I heard.
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  Speaker 1: And that website doesn't work.
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  Speaker 3: Even you haven't seen it. The Wild Western Movie. Try
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  Speaker 3: that one. The Wild Western Movie. WildWesternMovie.com. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how to spell the.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, there it is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, so that's you with the slingshot?
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, fun.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that. Okay, so I'll put that at the
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  Speaker 3: science fiction. And I, of course, will insist upon, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to, Real roll, because that takes weeks to do,
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  Speaker 3: but a good cameo. It already has merch, the movie.
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  Speaker 4: All right, now, do we want to, at some point,
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  Speaker 4: narrow these down? Like, do we close the submissions now?
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  Speaker 3: I'd say let's, yeah, at the end of today, if
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  Speaker 3: you're just hearing about this for the first time, you
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  Speaker 3: better get those in today. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so the end of the day will be
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  Speaker 3: the end of submissions, and then at that point, what?
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  Speaker 3: At that point, again, as a shark, I could just
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  Speaker 3: say no. I could just say nah, dog, to anything.
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  Speaker 3: But I'll go through and maybe like using what Greg's things,
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  Speaker 3: what Greg said, what you guys have said. Okay. Get
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  Speaker 3: the two or three favorites and then decide, do I
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  Speaker 3: want to put my heart and money behind these people?
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  Speaker 4: Now, if there's nothing that really kind of meets your criteria,
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  Speaker 4: but that money just goes then back into your account,
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  Speaker 4: like we were trying to tell you to do in
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  Speaker 4: the first place.
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  Speaker 9: For a rainy day.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it's money anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I mean, I have ideas. Okay. I'll listen
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  Speaker 3: to that. I'll hear that.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And let me just say this. Women, you're dropping the
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  Speaker 3: ball so hard. No one's asked for a boob job.
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  Speaker 3: It would be so easy. Yeah. I probably would have
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  Speaker 3: just said yes, you idiots. By the way, that's classic
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: throwback 90s, early 2000s radio. I know. They'd have some
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  Speaker 3: plastic surgeon come in. Yeah, dude. It could have been
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  Speaker 3: the best summer ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Seabass, you won't find.
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  Speaker 4: Seabass's breast summer ever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you get on that nose job for Morgan
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  Speaker 1: if you don't find any.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: How does that benefit me?
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  Speaker 1: How do the boobs benefit you?
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  Speaker 7: I get to look at them. Okay. You do?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize there was conditions.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to see the results of your work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you squeeze them. Every girl I've ever known who's gotten
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  Speaker 3: a boob job, including our friend Julianne... That is true.
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  Speaker 3: loves showing them off. Yeah, that is absolutely true.
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  Speaker 7: That's funny, man.
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  Speaker 3: We sit around and we talk about different ideas and
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  Speaker 3: things we can do on the show. Man, listeners would
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  Speaker 3: love this. It's going to go over huge. And we
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  Speaker 3: do it, and it's fine. And there's other things where
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  Speaker 3: I would call them not throwaway conversations, but just a
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  Speaker 3: little one-off kind of tangents. And, man, did we get
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  Speaker 3: a lot of feedback. When I told everybody how Gina
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  Speaker 3: Grad says that Burger King is white trash.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, a lot of passion.
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  Speaker 1: I've had a couple bad experiences there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it was just, yeah, the feedback.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are passionate.
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  Speaker 3: I would say Gina was spot on about one thing.
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  Speaker 3: Those chicken sandwiches, very greasy. And I'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 3: Because I think they dip them straight in the oil
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  Speaker 3: to make sure they're hot.
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  Speaker 1: Like from frozen?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, but I think before they serve them to
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  Speaker 3: you as well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 3: Like give you a second little fry. Right, because every
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  Speaker 3: time I've gotten one, it's just. straight fryer grease coming
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  Speaker 3: off that thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think where she fumbled, it kind of
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  Speaker 5: came off as she said that overall Burger King is greasy.
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  Speaker 3: Which is right. No, the chicken. Yeah. Well, she says trashy.
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  Speaker 3: That's where it started. Trashy. Saying that it's trashy. The
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  Speaker 3: quality is not there. And I did say, you weren't
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  Speaker 3: in the room for the conversation, Seabass.
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  Speaker 7: I said, I.
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  Speaker 3: and willing to try Arby's steak nuggets. I'm willing to
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  Speaker 3: feed them to you.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like those are things we have to get
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  Speaker 4: at the Arby's. I don't think we order them and
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  Speaker 4: then bring them in the next day and then try
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  Speaker 4: to use the.
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  Speaker 3: Illegal office oven to reheat. I had them a couple
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  Speaker 3: years ago when they were first out and them joints
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  Speaker 3: was good. Here's from the After Hours voicemail.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, I heard y'all talking about Burger King this morning.
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  Speaker 3: I can vouch.
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  Speaker 9: That was one of my first jobs as a teen
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  Speaker 9: way back in the day at a Burger King and
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  Speaker 9: Gina is correct that is the nastiest, greasiest most slimiest
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  Speaker 9: I really would not would not subject your arteries to
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  Speaker 9: that if you really really have to do fast food
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  Speaker 9: which I do not recommend definitely not just don't do
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  Speaker 9: it bye you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what I mean many years ago although she also
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  Speaker 3: said that I don't eat fast food yeah so yeah
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  Speaker 3: somebody I don't want to hear from but they literally
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  Speaker 3: want that disqualified yeah alright another one after hours voicemail
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  Speaker 3: 87744 alright so when he.
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  Speaker 2: Was talking about Burger King and how he loves it
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  Speaker 2: every time he goes he's like oh yeah Burger King
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  Speaker 2: I love this place I 100% agree and you know
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  Speaker 2: Gina was saying it's kind of white trash and you
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  Speaker 2: know what I don't disagree with that either I think
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  Speaker 2: it is a little bit of It's got like a
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  Speaker 2: white trash vibe in there. It's like Burger King. If
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  Speaker 2: you've ever been like sitting down in a Burger King,
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  Speaker 2: it kind of just everything looks old. It's got like
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  Speaker 2: that layer of grease kind of on it. So Burger King,
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  Speaker 2: way underrated. And yes, a little bit white trash. So,
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  Speaker 2: all right.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody's right. So again, one of those things that I
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  Speaker 3: thought would just kind of be a fleeting thing.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: I never really thought of Burger King as white trash.
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  Speaker 4: I never thought of them as greasy. And then we'd
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  Speaker 4: move on to whatever else we had planned. But man,
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  Speaker 4: the text was blowing up.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it was. After hours, voicemails were popping. Because so
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: many lies were said, that's why. Well, you know, somebody
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  Speaker 3: said something interesting.
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  Speaker 7: Is it slander?
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  Speaker 2: Slander, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That defamation, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody said something interesting on the text. They said that
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  Speaker 1: the CEO has put like extra energy and work into
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  Speaker 1: the Whopper specifically out of all the food items.
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  Speaker 3: So when people are like, whatever, you're insane, the Whopper's great.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have the Whopper. Is the Whopper the one
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  Speaker 1: thing that like... Is head and tails above everything else?
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: You had the Whopper Jr.
• 13:03
  Speaker 7: you said.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: I had the Whopper Jr. and a chicken sandwich.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: What did you think of the Whopper Jr.? Eh. I
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: The burger patty itself was just, the whole thing was underwhelming.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: And like Sammy said, because she just had Burger King.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: 20 years ago.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: That's another person. When it comes to fast food, you
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: don't talk to her.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: But what she remembers about it is.
• 13:26
  Speaker 8: That it's just kind of a sad burger.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: She's not a fast food person.
• 13:30
  Speaker 8: No, but that was back when I ate fast food
• 13:33
  Speaker 8: and I barely had Burger King.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: We never really had it because it.
• 13:37
  Speaker 8: Wasn't the superior.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Nobody's vote counts unless it's if I need to take
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: on Trader Joe's, she's my person.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. You know, we're looking for homers. We're
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: just looking for people that. Objective. That worked there or
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: they remember the last time they ate it. That worked
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: there a long time ago, as they said in the voicemail.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: And don't recommend fast food in general.
• 13:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: So that's, again, somebody I want to hear from. Just
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: somebody that eats fast food on the regular that can
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: give an honest opinion.
• 14:04
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Now, Menace, I have some Walmart news for you. They
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: might be ripping us off.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: I would like to independently test this. Okay.
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: Is this like a weights and measures thing?
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, Greg's your man. Greg's your man.
• 14:19
  Speaker 7: I think I know who you might be talking about.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Get your vest on.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: You do? I will.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Did you see the video?
• 14:24
  Speaker 7: It's this dude that goes around to Walmarts, and they say, whatever,
• 14:28
  Speaker 7: nine ounces of bacon, and he measures it, and it's
• 14:31
  Speaker 7: seven ounces.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: I saw this guy. And they are ripping you off,
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: and apparently Menace is all for that. This is something
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: else you love. Walmart and chicken, Menace. So he claims
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: that he weighed 21 packages. and 11 of them were
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: just underweight up to a quarter ounce. Oh, wow. You
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: may have this answer here, but I think I know why.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Listen to the video here.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: This pack of Walmart chicken is already underweight in the package.
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: This is supposed to weigh 5.5 pounds out of the package.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: 4.92. What do they call that? Tear weight. I remember
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: that from working in a grocery store. Refresh my memory.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: You used to have to account for whatever the packaging was.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: So if it was in like a little carton or
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: something like that's not that's not part of the weight
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: that you're being charged for if it's x number of
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: per pound.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: Right every kitchen scale is a tear button yeah i
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: do it with my dog's food like i uh put
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: the bowl on top and then i redo the.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah because it's supposed to be eight ounces yeah you
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: would weigh the container yeah and then adding out eight
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: ounces to whatever the container weighs and that's how you
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: make sure that what you're actually getting is eight ounces
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: got it of what you're being sold right anyway so
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: he's saying here we go that's a It's underweight even
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: with the container.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: 4.92.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: Then we're going to open it up and see how
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: much the chicken weighs. 4.24 pounds. That's just about a
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: pound and a quarter short of 5.50. That's insane.
• 15:55
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: That's insane. You're getting ripped off.
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: A pound is a lot.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's way too much. Now, what I thought he
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: was going to, I thought his mistake, because I didn't
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: go into the explanation, but I saw the video, and
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: he wasn't weighing the juice diaper. The juice diaper. The
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: light thing at the bottom. Because I could see them
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: cutting and processing the chicken, tearing the packet, T-A-R-E, tearing
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: the package, and then throwing it on there, and then
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: the juice gets absorbed, and he's not weighing the juice diaper.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: But that pound plus, that's ridiculous. Yeah, that is insane.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Is it really called a juice diaper?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Also, what's to say that his scale... I'm sure... I'm
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: sure it's closer.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: He's done it with more than just chicken.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he has a whole account dedicated to this.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: But there is a weights and balance official, right, that
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: comes around and puts that sticker on things that it's
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: been calibrated properly. If he just has his own little
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: rando scale that maybe he got in the other aisle
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: at Walmart.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: There's no way it's a pound plus off a five-pound package.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: It's like how if you weigh yourself on four different scales,
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: you'll get four different numbers.
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sadly. Right?
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Well, then you just buy the one that's the lowest.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: That's the one you bring home. I'll be honest, though.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I don't buy meat from Walmart. You don't?
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: So this wouldn't really affect me. No, I get it
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: from Trader Joe's and stuff, just other places.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like to go one place for one thing,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: another place for a different thing, a third place for
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: a third thing.
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: Right, because you want to pretend you're in Europe.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: True.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Menace B Shopping. Although, Trader Joe's is its own stop.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: That's different.
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: It is, because you can't get cleaning supplies.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Man, I know people that will go to one grocery
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: store for this and this, and then another. I mean,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: how many errands are you running? That's too many.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Their grocery shopping takes almost all day because they have
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: to go to multiple places.
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: For different things.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Well, it's Costco for the toilet paper, Meats, Yeah, that's
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: once a month. Well, that's the thing.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have heard this or not,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: but I've read like not really meat and produce so
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: much at Trader Joe's. Like they don't last as long.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I think the milk at Trader Joe's lasts about
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: four minutes.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. Like a lot of their perishable stuff
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: doesn't last very long.
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're wrong.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Well, you just eat it fast.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: And then, sodies at Costco, too. Oh, those sodies are cheap. Yeah,
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: but see, Costco, again, that's a once a month run.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: At most. Right?
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Because you're not going, you don't need it. It's big, giant,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: bulk quantities.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: So that's like once a month. I'm talking about the
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: people who every week, well, I'm going to go get
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: vegetables from this place and I'm going to get meats
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: from this place. I'll get all the dry goods stuff.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: From this place. It's so old timey. How much running
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: around do you want to do? How much time do
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: you have?
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because it's cheaper in certain places. Like we always knew,
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: you know, toilet paper is cheaper here and that's cheaper there.
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: And you go to all the different places where it's
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: worth it to shop for specific things.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: For your time, the extra gas, all these things. How
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: much of a difference are we talking? I think it
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: did make.
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: A pretty significant difference. Again, if you knew what you
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: were looking for and where you were going and where
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: the prices mattered.
• 18:52
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• 18:55
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• 18:58
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• 19:01
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• 19:05
  Speaker 3: show for you next. all right welcome back all right
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: greg you have your journal i sure do all right
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: sweet so you know greg uh was journaling when he
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: was watching back in the day he was watching brady
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: bunch episodes and he was keeping track meticulous notes bizarre
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: and he keeps notes for the show as we you
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: know heard with the uh You know, the different things like, oh,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: 12 years ago on.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: This day, we were talking about X, Y, Z. Like,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: he's a really good note taker. Well, he journaled when
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: he spent a semester abroad.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: Correct. At Cambridge. At Cambridge.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: And so he's got this journal. We read once from
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: the journal.
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: I was going through my office and I found it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: I forgot it existed.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And so it's so Greg. It really is.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: And I have not changed, to be honest. I haven't changed.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just remember that first round when you
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: were reading, I'm like, wow, Greg is the same person. Well,
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: now at that time, well, what has changed? At that time,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: you were still closeted.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Yes, I was.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: So, you know, he hadn't come out to be his
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: true self yet. But all the other parts of his personality,
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: everything else was already established and in there.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: Right. At last check, I was making my way to Cambridge.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: I had stopped in London, made a couple stops on
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: the way. So now we're at July 6, 1992. I've
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: arrived at Cambridge.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: And Greg told me, he goes, dude, it's about to
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: get good.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: I mean, because it's just so snobby. So 1108 AM,
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: July 6, 1992, I took a cab to Harvey Court.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: That's the place that I lived on campus. I found
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: my way to the office and I got my room assignment, 826.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: I walked into the room and I ish'd. A major brick.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: There's no bed. Just a desk, a table, a shelf,
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: and three chairs. Before going crazy, I looked around the hallway,
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: and right next to door A26 is door A26. So
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: I go into that bedroom, and there's a sink and
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: my own sitting room. But I have learned one major
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: thing about California. I am spoiled. These rooms and halls
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: are so old, probably a hundred years. The floors are dirty.
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: The curtains, prehistoric. The bed, ugly. Everything is pretty gross. Okay,
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: very gross. But I unpacked and I tried to make
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: it homey, but didn't really succeed. A guy moved in
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: next door, but he wasn't too social. He was having
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: problems with his key and left his bags in the
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: dark brick hallway. He asked if I would keep an
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: eye out for them, and he ran off.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Literally.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: I guess introductions come later. I'm going to go meet
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: the resident tutor and then try to find a market.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: I'm starting to feel lonely.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: So when Greg makes these notes, mine would have been like, dude,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: this guy was messing around, couldn't find his keys, left
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: all his crap in the hallway.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, left his bags in the dark brick hallway.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Dude, he's like a writer.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Like a legit writer.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Greg is the best when it comes to describing and
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: really kind of like setting that scene.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: You ready for the next one?
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: I have one. This is so fast forward two days. Okay.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: And I've met a handful of people. Okay. And there
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: was a core four of us, these two girls, Kim
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: and Cammy, and a guy named Del, which was the neighbor.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: So by this point, a couple days later, we've all
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: been hanging out. And now we're out and about. Not
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: so lonely. Socializing not so lonely.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: And this is the guy who can't get in his room.
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: Right. Okay. Turned out to be a nice dude. All right.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Next from Greg's journal entry abroad.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: Last night I went to the mill with Del, Cammie,
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: and Kim. Both Cammie and Kim are from Southern California.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: We met them yesterday morning at breakfast. They're both so
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: very funny.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Who says that?
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: At dinner, well, I learned in English.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: So very funny.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: At English class, I learned that you don't say so adjective,
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: you say so very. Because a so needs a that.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: At dinner, the four of us sat at a table
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: with Henry, and we were laughing so hard it hurt.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: And we made a complete scene. Here's what happened. Kim
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: told us about a cheap place to eat, even though
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: it had a cheesy name. Now, we tried to define
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: cheesy to Henry, who doesn't speak English too well, but
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: quite well nonetheless.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: So which is it?
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: Anyway, the name of the place to eat was Woolworth's.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: What?
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: And those of us from the States almost choked. We
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: thought it was hilarious. And then we had to define
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: Woolworth's to Henry and explain its notoriety. Kim spoke slowly
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: and loudly. It's a place where poor people shop.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: And then we just about fell over, not only because
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: of Kim's description, but because of her way of talking.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: She spoke to Henry as if he was five years old.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: After dinner, we went to a deathly boring lecture on
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: the University of Cambridge. Kami and I laughed the whole
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: time since we made fun of the snob giving the talk. Afterward,
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: we went to the mill for some drinks, and we
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: stood outside in the drizzle with the rest of the
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: hundreds of people some bums started yelling at us. That
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: was last night, but today's been mellow yellow. After class,
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: I went to town for lunch, and then I bought
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: some postcards to write, which I did as soon as
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: I got back to Harvey Court, where we're on the
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: fourth floor, by the way. Even though it's old and dirty,
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: it's starting to grow on me. If I can afford it,
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: I need to get a haircut.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: See, I end with these random ass thoughts. Everything about
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Greg was already in there. Like now, if he was
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: like a little cold, he'd say he was Chilzer Wilsers. Right?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: But like everything, Mellow Yellow.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Mellow Yellow.
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: I have never uttered these words.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: They're so very funny. I do remember that being a
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: thing that people would say. Yeah, Mellow Yellow.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: Today's been Mellow Yellow.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: How dumb.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Do they still sell Mellow Yellow? I don't think so.
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: Probably not.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Probably not.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: It might be coming back because Days of Thunder 2
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: is coming out. Mellow. And there were a sponsor. Highly caffeinated.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Is it still available? Still exists.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Is available at Coca-Cola Freestyle Machines.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: You're right. I have seen those at Freestyle Machines. Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: It says I can still buy it. Really? Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: The cans look very different now.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. That's what it looks like now.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: It looks like an energy drink.
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: Oh, wow.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: It's all modern.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: It's all modern. Well, here's one of the 12-pack.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: How much?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it must not be, like, widely available because it's, like,
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: 10 or 20 bucks.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't seen. That's one of those, like, you
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: forget about until somebody brings it up.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never would have thought about Mellow Yell again
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: in my life.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: Can I give you just one sentence follow-up? Yes, please.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: This is so stupid. All right, here we go.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: Because I forgot this existed. I'm so embarrassed with myself. Today,
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: or rather about an hour and a half ago, I
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: broke down and I got that haircut.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Broke down.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: I was planning to not cut it until I got
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: back to the States, but with screwed up outlets and
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: intermittent showers, I simply had to.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Congratulations on that haircut.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: I know you wanted to know.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: You broke down.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: I know you wanted to know.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: You got it. All right, well, thank you. Another riveting
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: round of Greg and his lost and found journal.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Riveting is the right word.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: From his semester abroad as a young man in college.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Young stud. We're going to take a quick break. More
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Woody Show is next.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: Hang on.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Smells like b-hole. Smells like b-hole.
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: The Woody Show.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.