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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show January 6th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a show. Hi, Greg, I'm I'm doing something today.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going someplace today, and all I can do is
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: think to you, are you going to home goods? I
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: am going to a store. Yeah, yeah, and uh, I'm
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: not sure I'm gonna actually buy today, but.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: New Cow.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to a golf cart store.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Is it called the Happiness Superstore?
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: Nothing's called s CV carts? And they're nice. They're nice
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: and I've stopped in there before.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, so your potential buyer of a golf cart is correct?
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Are they usble in your neighborhood. It's not in
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. It's for the for the airplane hangar. It
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  Speaker 1: could be a driver. Otherwise it's very long walks to
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: go get like as you need or if you're picking
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: up like people that are meeting you there because you're
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  Speaker 1: going somewhere with them. And that is a humble brag. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's good. I know because Greg is all about this life.
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  Speaker 1: He wants one so bad. He wants to just he
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  Speaker 1: wants to be able to drive one of those things everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't even drive a real car. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: unless it doesn't have doors. And then he find that.
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  Speaker 2: But and you think I'm being hyperbolic when I say
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  Speaker 2: that world peace could be achieved if we replace the
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  Speaker 2: automobile with the golf cart. You be unhappy driving a
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  Speaker 2: golf cart. And if you need somebody to pick up
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  Speaker 2: people at the hangar and take them to the bathroom,
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  Speaker 2: I'm your man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, so yeah, yeah, you could go up
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  Speaker 1: in the plane. I could be nanning the golf cart.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, they apparently have like a lot of cool
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  Speaker 1: ones there I have. I don't know really much about them,
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  Speaker 1: but I guess we'll find out that I know nothing
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  Speaker 1: about them.
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  Speaker 3: Now what what are we looking at?
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  Speaker 1: The four theater?
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  Speaker 3: The four seater?
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  Speaker 4: They have four seaters theaters and do anything crazy just
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  Speaker 4: basically to the basic does have a reverse cameras camera.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Think I don't need that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Greg can kind of help me. Come pick
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  Speaker 1: a color or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Well they do. You can get one
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  Speaker 2: that looks like an escalade or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have those. They also have NFL official one.
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  Speaker 2: You get a Steeler point this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what you need is not the point of this.
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  Speaker 5: This is about fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun, But the fun is that you know,
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  Speaker 1: driving a golf cart in a golf cart, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: exactly eight. You're free to I'm saying this is I'm
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  Speaker 1: opening up the invite. If you want to come, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to come with me, we can go. We
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  Speaker 1: can go right after the show. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what do you got going on today? Grocery store?
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  Speaker 2: We know.
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  Speaker 1: He's always got to stop there, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, got his cauchure. Make sure it's yeah, there's no wrinkles, right.
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  Speaker 1: Be thinking about this because we have a topic coming
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  Speaker 1: up this hour. What did your dog eat that you
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  Speaker 1: ended up at the vet? What did your dog eat
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  Speaker 1: that you ended up at the vet? That's coming up
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  Speaker 1: this hour here on the show. You'll be able to
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  Speaker 1: call in with your story. I was watching some videos
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  Speaker 1: online and it was just video after video of dogs
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  Speaker 1: of the vet and the things that they were retrieving,
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  Speaker 1: like they went right down the throat and pulled like
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  Speaker 1: like a full pair of leggings like lululemons, Like it's
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  Speaker 1: a yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Physically swallow that.
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  Speaker 1: You're a dog an alligator?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Is your dog ever thrown up after eating? And it's
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  Speaker 2: just a perfectly intact meal like ew right on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they didn't even they didn't what the
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  Speaker 1: ball for him. I mean, if you're.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you have a massive dog, is it thrown up
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  Speaker 2: and it's just like there's the little pieces of carrot,
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  Speaker 2: there's the meat, and it's all.
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  Speaker 3: Perfectly and sometimes they want to eat it.
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  Speaker 1: It's the kibble that, like his nile usually does. The
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  Speaker 1: other thing that drives us nuts is like she'll be
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  Speaker 1: eating and then the Amazon delivery comes and they ring
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  Speaker 1: the doorbell and she has a mouthful of food and
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  Speaker 1: she's now barking and running towards the door and full
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  Speaker 1: kibble piece of the like it's like she exploded.
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  Speaker 2: Shoot up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, Uh, we have your stories on that coming up.
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  Speaker 1: What did your dog eat that you ended up in
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  Speaker 1: the vet. We're gonna get to that. But we do
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  Speaker 1: have sea bass. Here was some dugan news.
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  Speaker 7: News.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, so this is a nice little lead into our
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  Speaker 8: top sweet stories of really little angels.
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  Speaker 1: Earth are dugans, our little babies.
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  Speaker 2: They're Mirra babies.
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  Speaker 5: And we'll start in Florida via CBS Chicago. For some
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  Speaker 5: reason of a of a little dog who went out
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  Speaker 5: with its very older owner Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Other strong husband called the Sheriff's Department in Okaloosa County
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  Speaker 1: to find his eighty six year old wife, who was
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  Speaker 1: missing after taking the dog's ball walk.
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  Speaker 3: Minutes definitely den She gets in her car to search.
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  Speaker 2: There's the dog.
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  Speaker 6: Hi, Hey, and the dogs leaves first straight to the
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  Speaker 6: woman who had fallen on the sunne and couldn't get up.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, he wouldn't leave him coming back to me.
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  Speaker 10: He ran up to my car and I said, bring
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  Speaker 10: me to your mommy, and she ran back.
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  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 10: He come up to your.
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  Speaker 5: Car and all, sweet boy, the woman is recovering thanks
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  Speaker 5: to her four legged hero.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even his owner on his grandmother.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, good boy, you're so good.
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  Speaker 6: It's just.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I kept waiting for the part where like the
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  Speaker 1: dog went and got help, and then when they came back,
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  Speaker 1: the dog killed the woman.
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  Speaker 2: Terrible.
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  Speaker 1: It's typically how these news stories from Sea bask go.
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  Speaker 5: I think I said, angels on Earth, our little babies.
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  Speaker 5: You did stayed with the grandma kept coming back to.
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  Speaker 3: Is it wrong that I'm slightly disappointed?
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  Speaker 11: God?
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  Speaker 1: You guys are will We've been trained to expect. It's nice.
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  Speaker 2: Stories are coming up.
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  Speaker 5: Are man's best friend grandma's best friend did you even know.
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  Speaker 5: They might be your little horsey's best friend.
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  Speaker 12: From Koe, the pit bull attacks a horse, supporter, Amberley
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  Speaker 12: tells us how the horse is doing and what the
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  Speaker 12: dog's owner is pledging.
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  Speaker 1: I know, okay, pitbull pitple attacks just like a regular
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  Speaker 1: sized horse. Usually they love babies, but full size.
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  Speaker 3: So really hard Who won full size horse?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, dumbas Tyler, You're like wagering on stuff. Who
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  Speaker 1: would you say? Who? Who is the horse? Okay? Or
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  Speaker 1: is it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gone? This horse kicked that pit bull in the
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  Speaker 2: face with the time.
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  Speaker 1: Like okaystructible got put down? Yeah my money, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I heard a story at one point.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was.
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  Speaker 1: Greg Lloyd who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He had
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  Speaker 1: like those bull mastips or whatever, and it killed the
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  Speaker 1: neighbor's horse. Yeah, but that's a bull mastive, which is
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  Speaker 1: bigger than may have just lost. Not not as violent,
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  Speaker 1: blood thrusty as a pit bull though. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Bull masses.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they kill people and they can't be discouraged. Like
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  Speaker 1: once they decide they're going to kill, they just they
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  Speaker 1: just you know, that's the whole time, Like a pit
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  Speaker 1: bully horse food. Yeah, right, let's go back to the store. Horse.
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  Speaker 12: Action seven News reporter Amberlee tells us how the horse
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  Speaker 12: is doing and what the dog's owner is pledging.
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  Speaker 13: It's been a rough couple of days for this thirteen
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  Speaker 13: year old horse named Gators. It was viciously attacked by
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  Speaker 13: a pit bull Sunday afternoon. Pit bull bit the horse
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  Speaker 13: between the back legs and then on the neck, pulling
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  Speaker 13: the horse to the ground. You can still see ride
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  Speaker 13: blood and horsehair on Rudy and Patty Pino's property. Patty
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  Speaker 13: was riding Gator when the dog attacked, but she was
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  Speaker 13: not hurt. Her husband says he tried to kick the
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  Speaker 13: dog off his horse, pushing it away before he pulled
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  Speaker 13: out a shotgun.
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  Speaker 3: What happened there.
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  Speaker 13: Lindsay County Animal Control has now filed charges against the
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  Speaker 13: Piples owner, Jasmine Baka.
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  Speaker 11: I am extremely sorry for any damage that my dog
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  Speaker 11: caused to their animals. My husband and I are willing
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  Speaker 11: to work with the owners of the horse to provide
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  Speaker 11: compensations for the.
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  Speaker 14: Damages are bad.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't be crazy that the horse is named Gator, but
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  Speaker 1: the pit poll that attacked its name that princess or
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  Speaker 1: something just acious attack.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't a gentle attack.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, there was a silver lining there. When was the
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  Speaker 5: last time you heard a sorry and like apologetic pitple?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm willing to pay money.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, this really goes against all That's why it's just
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  Speaker 1: said you said.
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  Speaker 3: Nanny dog.
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  Speaker 2: So wait, the horses alive? I won?
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah you won?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It did bring it to the ground, didn't didn't kick it?
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah yeah it lived.
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  Speaker 2: Got Dougan news.
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  Speaker 5: All right, So that surprise one of the trillion pitpo owner.
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  Speaker 5: That's a nice decent person. Eventually, let's see if one
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  Speaker 5: who brought their their pitbull on the train in New
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  Speaker 5: York City is the same way.
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  Speaker 15: Commuter circle around a pit bull with its teeth tightly
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  Speaker 15: clenched around a woman. It was around three pm Friday
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  Speaker 15: on the FOE train approaching Wall Street.
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  Speaker 7: Tay C.
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  Speaker 15: King says it all started when the dog owner sat
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  Speaker 15: his pit bull on the seat next to the woman.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, the dog don't belong on the seat.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not moving on dog.
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  Speaker 9: She pushes it. What is the dog doing on the chairs?
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  Speaker 9: He's like, yo, do not push my dog. She does
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  Speaker 9: it one more time and he just goes swinging of
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  Speaker 9: course he's jumping on her, but she moves back, and
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  Speaker 9: that's when he catches hold of her shoe when he
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  Speaker 9: was not letting it go.
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  Speaker 15: Other writers keep their distance as the owner wrestles the
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  Speaker 15: dog off bights collar, then throws the woman's shoe back
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  Speaker 15: at her.
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  Speaker 9: Because at the same time, you want to help her,
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  Speaker 9: but you don't want the dog to turn on you.
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  Speaker 1: It's just god, you never told the dog to let
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  Speaker 1: her go at all.
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  Speaker 15: The MTA says it allows dogs on subway cars, but
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  Speaker 15: they must be contained to a carrying case. A spokesperson
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  Speaker 15: told us the video is disturbing and a clear violation
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  Speaker 15: of our rules.
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  Speaker 9: Big dogs are not supposed to be on the train,
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  Speaker 9: just big.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. You can't find a container that contained that.
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  Speaker 3: She pushed the dog, so yeah, that's her first. I'm
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  Speaker 3: team dog on this one, because look, don't start no ish.
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  Speaker 2: Won't be no it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so.
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  Speaker 3: It was her fault. She pushed the dog. The dog responded, well.
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  Speaker 5: The second the lady that you heard second secondarily was
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  Speaker 5: obviously more street smart. I don't care what this pitbull
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  Speaker 5: is doing. You touch it, you can lose it your
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  Speaker 5: whole life. Yeah, did you notice more.
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  Speaker 1: Than she's like? Nobody ever told this dog to stop.
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  Speaker 1: I hear a shoeback at Thank you CBS New York
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  Speaker 1: for that. We have a time for one more story,
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  Speaker 1: Dugan News.
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  Speaker 5: All right, so not the friends there, but Dugan's are
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  Speaker 5: friends of our, of our friendly neighborhood postal carriers.
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  Speaker 1: We all know this legendary relationship. Let's go to ABC
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  Speaker 1: San Diego for this one.
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  Speaker 12: Just a pit bull clamped onto his throat as he
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  Speaker 12: was delivering the mail.
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  Speaker 16: Horrific and terrifying second of my life. And now two
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  Speaker 16: weeks later, the classic.
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  Speaker 3: Surgeon who showed me up said that if he had
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  Speaker 3: gone any deeper, it might have been fatal.
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  Speaker 16: One reason the did decever and ary was this training
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  Speaker 16: session ten who's covered last December, where postal workers were
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  Speaker 16: told their first line of defense against a dog attack
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  Speaker 16: is their male pouch.
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  Speaker 5: This dog got part of this handle, and that that
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  Speaker 5: saved my life.
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  Speaker 1: Handle not yet back to work.
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  Speaker 16: He's still healing from multiple injuries, including his knee and shoulder,
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  Speaker 16: but especially that neck.
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  Speaker 1: Will It's very until I got to a pottery game.
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  Speaker 3: Because I don't want to put myself in a position
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  Speaker 3: where I get too excited.
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  Speaker 5: It's someone offered HI pre padre tickets and he said,
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  Speaker 5: don'tant I don't want to get too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, stir up that neck.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta get a sell them that I delivering junk mail.
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  Speaker 1: Right, wuck it eight seven seven forty four, Woody, right
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  Speaker 1: to the neck. Text us over to two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: What did your dog eat? And you ended up at
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  Speaker 1: the vet? People already texting in you can give us
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  Speaker 1: a call again eight seven seven forty four. What do
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  Speaker 1: you share your story with us on this prize for horse?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the neighbor's horse.
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  Speaker 3: Stuck in their mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Hit us up with the text over to two two
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  Speaker 1: nine eight seven. Big dogs are not supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: on the train. That's right, No, Woody show text in
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  Speaker 1: eight seven. All right, So the most common things that
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  Speaker 1: pets swallow and vet bills behind them. Chocolate tops the
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  Speaker 1: list for dogs because even small amounts can be toxic
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  Speaker 1: for him. You know, the average vet bill for treating
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  Speaker 1: dogs who try to eat it is eleven hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, shout out to pet insurance man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what did what did your dog eat? And
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  Speaker 1: you ended up at the vet? Eight seven seven forty
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  Speaker 1: four woody. That's eight seven seven forty four woody. Chocolate's
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  Speaker 1: number one. More than the quarter of the vet visits
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  Speaker 1: for dogs swallowing something is from candy or chocolate. So
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  Speaker 1: how deadly is it?
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  Speaker 15: Because they say it's like poison, but they all they
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  Speaker 15: seem to survive.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's because well, I guess it depends.
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  Speaker 2: On it must be vomiting, right the amount?
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  Speaker 1: And did you get that out of out of their system?
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  Speaker 1: There was a lot of people because I'm going through
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  Speaker 1: on the text and a lot of people talk about,
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  Speaker 1: you know, getting the the dog's stomach pumped, or.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen the videos horrible of them pulling something
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  Speaker 3: out of their butts?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got uh we got some of that
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  Speaker 1: stuff in here too. I was watching again these videos
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram kept popping up, and there was one like
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  Speaker 1: montage of a bunch of different ones, and the one
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  Speaker 1: video was crazier, the next crazier the next because like
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  Speaker 1: how the whole sweaters on the How did you do that?
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  Speaker 1: So twice twice we had to bring the dog down
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  Speaker 1: to the vet and they gave her something these drops
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  Speaker 1: in her eyes which made her throw up. I think
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  Speaker 1: I told you about that, you did? I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was so weird because I wasn't there. My wife, My
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  Speaker 1: wife is the one that had brought the dog down.
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  Speaker 1: Was that the panties. One was a pair of panties,
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  Speaker 1: and then I remember one was the casing of a baseball, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she she showed the leather cover off of a baseball.
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  Speaker 1: So it was just left the twine and the string
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  Speaker 1: and uh, We're like, what happened to the cover And
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  Speaker 1: we're like uh, And then sure enough, you know, they
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  Speaker 1: brought it on the vet, gave her the drops of
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  Speaker 1: the eyes and there comes the cover of the baseball.
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  Speaker 2: Drop so bad, I do. That one makes at least
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  Speaker 2: a little sense because the leather was cheery.
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  Speaker 1: Dolls. Dogs choose on chew on you know, ball tennis balls,
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  Speaker 1: like you always.
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  Speaker 3: Hear them like trying to eat the crotch out of
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  Speaker 3: like underwear and pants.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is like, my my dog, she's only interested.
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  Speaker 1: She will not chew on my underwear, my son's underwear.
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  Speaker 1: But man, if my daughter leaves a pair of underwear
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  Speaker 1: on her floor, or my wife has like a laundry
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  Speaker 1: basket out with her underwear and there. You better believe
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  Speaker 1: we'll find a pair of them sitting on the dog's
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  Speaker 1: bed like she went and grabbed it. And it's all like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, slobbery and disgusting, hard, disgusting. Let's say hi
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  Speaker 1: to Yeah, let's say hi to Will.
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  Speaker 2: What's up Will, Will?
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  Speaker 11: Will?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Of course that's why we said Hi Will. What did
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  Speaker 1: your dog eat.
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  Speaker 2: That you ended up with the vet?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing. You got to turn the radio
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  Speaker 1: down because it's not on delay in case one of
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: you idiots decides to swear, uh huh. And that way
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  Speaker 1: we can dump out of it. And so if you're
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: listening on the radio, you're gonna be you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: all thrown off. So Will, we're gonna come back to
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  Speaker 1: you in the meantime. Uh, just turned the radio down. Uh, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: what up?
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  Speaker 2: Mike?
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  Speaker 11: All right?
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  Speaker 1: What did your dog eat?
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  Speaker 2: You ended up with the vet?
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  Speaker 10: Okay? So mine mine who little it's a special little story.
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  Speaker 13: Uh.
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  Speaker 10: So it was a used condom from the night before
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  Speaker 10: that move behind my couch, and my mom found the
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  Speaker 10: used condom in the living room because the dog pooped
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  Speaker 10: it out.
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  Speaker 1: How are you still alive? Because I would have committed suicide.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I told you the same thing happened. I've told her
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  Speaker 1: that song before. Like, my my wife and her friend
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: were living in my in law's house while they were
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  Speaker 1: like temporarily living out of state for my my father
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  Speaker 1: in law's job. Right, they came home one weekend and
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  Speaker 1: they were out in the backyard with the dog, and
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  Speaker 1: the dog crapped out a condom and my in my
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: mother in law walks out and goes, Jennifer Nicholas just
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  Speaker 1: pooped out a balloon. And it wasn't it wasn't from
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  Speaker 1: my wife. It was from the roommate and our friend Tony,
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  Speaker 1: because they had been hooking up there. And my wife,
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  Speaker 1: like you said, like she wanted to commit suicide. She
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: was like, Jennifer Nicholas pooped, Oh my god. But did
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  Speaker 1: you where was this used?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Economy said?
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  Speaker 1: It was behind that Like.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Why the couch animal?
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  Speaker 10: Well, because well, I mean I used to have built
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  Speaker 10: an ad on the back of my parents' house and
• 18:08
  Speaker 10: that's where I was like living for a while, and
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  Speaker 10: I had like it was kind of a man cave.
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  Speaker 10: So I had like my couch and then I had
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  Speaker 10: like my bed in one corner and point like along that.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you end up in the in the trash
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  Speaker 1: or like minutes. We would wouldn't even except flush down
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  Speaker 1: the toilet. When a you're hooking up, you just dont
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  Speaker 1: immediately go to the trash. When you're done, you eventually
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  Speaker 1: before the dog can get it. You don't throw it
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: behind the canuck them, dude, and then find them later.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty much like what Mena said. I was in
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: my early twenties. I was like just a dirty animal
• 18:41
  Speaker 10: and I just had behind the couch just uh you know.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, thank you.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Let's try again with Will. All right, Will can you
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  Speaker 1: hear us?
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  Speaker 7: I can hear you? I mean, yeah, all right, I
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: look guys, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: It's an idiot.
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  Speaker 10: I mean that would makes me such a listener.
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  Speaker 7: It also makes me people don't.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Call shows every day. And yeah, yeah, it's all good.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: So Will, what did your dog get? You ended up
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: at the vet?
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  Speaker 13: So?
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  Speaker 7: Uh, well he eats thee all things all the time.
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: Well got rest of so he just died a week ago,
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  Speaker 7: but uh he uh. Like we were on this road
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: trip a couple of years ago. My girlfriend and I
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  Speaker 7: were staying at these hotels every night and we kept
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  Speaker 7: getting charges on the mini bar for stuff we weren't eating.
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  Speaker 7: I couldn't figure it out for life of me. We
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  Speaker 7: get to my sister's place, he eats a big Pirates station.
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  Speaker 7: We haven't take him for the vet for that it was,
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  Speaker 7: I mean that was the Pirates is actually the least
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: of our worries, because my girlfriend got bit by my
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: sister's dog the same same weekend. It was Christmas like
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: three years ago. Was a whole disaster. But in the
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: midst of all that chaos, my dog decides he's going
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  Speaker 7: to take advantage of the situation, get a big Pirates
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  Speaker 7: dish off the counter, and he eats the whole tray
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: of blondies along with all the glass mouth is leading.
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  Speaker 7: It's he's he's a big, big idiot, and so we
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  Speaker 7: take him to that. We try to get it all
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: figured out. At the same time, my girlfriends at the
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: are getting stitches her legs, and then when they make
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: them vomit, what we see is all the rappers for
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  Speaker 7: the candy and nuts and all this stuff from the
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: mini bars. It's been eating eating at the mini bars.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It's the opportunity for that. Yeah took it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was Clinton. Thank you will appreciate the call.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: We were cleaning out this uh this this couch where
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  Speaker 1: the kids sitting and they play you know, uh PlayStation.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: They're in there watching their YouTube videos. And uh we
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: pulled the couch out and my daughter had thrown a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of rappers back there. And that's what you really
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: find out, the culprits. Yeah, you know, it's like they
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: were all these empty like guys. The trash goes in
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the trash right, not just behind the catch. And eventually
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I guess those will be used condoms. Oh yeah, absolutely So.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: About six years ago, living in a house with a
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: bunch of roommates, one of them had a baby. My
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: dog loved this baby. Well, one day the dog was
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: acting very sick. Took him to the emergency the pat hospital.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Turns out the dog had swallowed the baby's pacifier. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Abdominal surgery. Yeah, and they had to remove
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: some in testes.
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  Speaker 14: Damn.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: That sucks. Hospital for two weeks, twenty two thousand dollars.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: This one time, our dog got into a chicken carcass,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: like an old Costco chicken that we threw away in
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  Speaker 1: the trash. Umbellows to us that it was rotted with maggots,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: and so the dog for three days was throwing up
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: maggots and crapping out maggots. It was the most horrible
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: thing Eversee. My dog Willow swallowed a corn cob hole
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and was yelping as it was going down its throat
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  Speaker 1: and had to have surgery to have it removed.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: Baby.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: This person's dog ate a barbie's head. This one six six.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: My dog ate my used menstrual disc. Oh, had to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: take him to a vet. This one says my five
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: pound dog ate a pebble turned out to be a
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  Speaker 1: ten grand pebble surgery. Oh my godd he's so small
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: he couldn't pass the pebble, and of course immediately paid
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: for it. No question. Menace has met him, along with
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: our Frendschie. Okay, oh yeah, oh he got frenchie money.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: So ten grand pebbish.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: My dog ate my niece's panties, mainly the crotch, and
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: there were little bits of pink fabric in her poop
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: for about a week. She also ate a tampon once.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: She's a poon hem thankfully unused one.
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  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: This one, my dog once crapped out a turd shaped
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: like a hot topic bag and just the face of
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: a little Hello Kitty. Figure nine nine grapes that little
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: for or ate an entire ball paid eight hundred dollars
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: to pump his stomach and do some blood work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, grapes or not?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Another one.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: On Christmas Eve, my eighteen blueberries they can eat? Yeah yea,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I said. On Christmas Eve, my eighteen pound dog ate
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: an entire pound of chocolate truffles that was in a
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: wrapped box under the Christmas tree that I didn't know
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: was chocolate. Had to get their stomach pumped. Uh. My
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: animal ate through cell phone chargers, shirts, shoelaces, got a
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: pair of shoelaces that were pink, and after she took
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: a poo, was running around with something pink sticking out
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: of her butt. I thought her intestines were coming out
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: and I was chasing it around the house. Long story short,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: don't put anything uh that's already oh yeah, don't put
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: on anything that's already inside your pet. You can harm them.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Oh like, don't pull on it, like, don't pull Oh
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I see what Okay, I was saying, what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: they're like shoe strings or something coming out.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: They don't. Yeah, so you're not supposed to pull that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 12: Well, it's like if you get a knife, you're stable
• 23:37
  Speaker 12: supposed to pull it out.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: My dog ate a rope toy, impacted her stomach and
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: needed a surgery. My dog ate a bee. He's allergic.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Have you seen those pictures in their faces just totally
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: puff up? Oh, yeah, that's happened. My dog ate a
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: whole direct TV remote. It was a costly build, but
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: the remote was surprisingly whole, except for the rubber buttons.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: If he sits down, he changes the channel. Oh, my
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: dog ate the head of of our elf on the
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: shelf a week before Christmas? No, how'd you explain that
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: to the kids.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody said their dog was slowly eating a bag of stucco,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: stuck going back for more stucco.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Crapping out. They left behind their garage. Let's say hi
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: to Arnold. What's up? Arnold? Show what what did your
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: dog eat.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: That you ended up in the vet mine?
• 24:29
  Speaker 17: So I was a little sad, but I'm over it now.
• 24:31
  Speaker 17: But yeah, I was police and to the vet and
• 24:35
  Speaker 17: they never made it back. So my favorite dog, you know,
• 24:39
  Speaker 17: my favorite dog was in the world.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Heav't Guy wouldn't dog eat rat poison? Yeah, yeah, rat trap.
• 24:47
  Speaker 17: Yeah, they did something outside of town. I got to
• 24:49
  Speaker 17: my dog. My dog was really sick and then yeah,
• 24:51
  Speaker 17: I had my wife take it to the vet and
• 24:53
  Speaker 17: he never made it back. So that was a bummer.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: That sucks.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: The dogs will all the lick up anti freeze as well.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: They will like I know somebody whose dog died doing that,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: because apparently it's real sweet to them.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: And I wasn't expecting an actual death story. I was expecting,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: like it's kind of funny. US Tampa battery cracked the
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: string you. Yeah, I don't know. That sucks. I'm sorry
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: to hear about that, but thank you for the call.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Thanks for bumming everybody else cool. I had a Christina Christina.
• 25:24
  Speaker 14: Hey guy, he's a good morning it is.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So what did your what did your dog eat?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: To the vet?
• 25:30
  Speaker 14: So we've noticed that he wasn't standing right, he was
• 25:33
  Speaker 14: ready lastaristic on the whatever.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, yeah, I get.
• 25:43
  Speaker 14: So we took him the vet did to work tree
• 25:45
  Speaker 14: hundred dollars later, they just tell me that he's high.
• 25:48
  Speaker 14: So we're trying to figure out where he got it from.
• 25:51
  Speaker 14: And then my boyfriend with smoke and then clean his
• 25:55
  Speaker 14: rig with Q tips. So the wax was on the
• 25:57
  Speaker 14: Q tips and they will put him in a cup
• 25:59
  Speaker 14: on the shell. So we ended up finding out he
• 26:02
  Speaker 14: got a hold of those CE.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Tips and that's why he got high dogs like cetips.
• 26:06
  Speaker 14: Every time you see yeah, yeah, every time he sees
• 26:08
  Speaker 14: the Q tips he gets excited.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: He does.
• 26:11
  Speaker 14: It's like dirty, yeah up, yeah, And my daughter said,
• 26:15
  Speaker 14: yeah he is. He started. My daughter started crying because
• 26:17
  Speaker 14: it happened again, freaking out. She's like, he's gonna die.
• 26:20
  Speaker 14: I was like, no, he's not. He's just high.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Think you're gonna die, sweet heart.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just paranorm on that ticket.
• 26:29
  Speaker 14: Just for them to tell me that he's high again,
• 26:30
  Speaker 14: I'm good, but kind.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Of like the condom guy who just throws the used
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: condom behind the couch. Can't your boyfriend when he cleans
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: the wax with these Q tips then, like, why would
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: the whip out? Yeah?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Why would you hold onto the Q tips? I don't understand.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: All right, Christiana, thank you for the call. Appreciate you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: listening to what he show.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Love you, I love you.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna take a quick break more what
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: he shows next? Tight more what he shows next, next,