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FRIIIDAY! #6: The Second Swayze · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Oh, congratulations, you have made it to Friday here in the treehouse.
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And not just you, but I, Daniel Mallley have made it. Trey
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Trenholm has made it. Raz Sharma has made it. Yeah. And if
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hang out somewhere fun and safe in dfellm They got a good bar and a
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good patio, so yeah, to do it all, do it all,
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Dallas Comedy Club. Just so we're clear, I didn't tell anybody Raj that
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you had hives. I just told Trey the other day for the Monday show
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that came out that you couldn't be on the show that day because of some
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sort of a hive breakout. Yes, that makes it sound like I had
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hives. I specifically said, I don't know if he has hives or just
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someone around him has hives. Everybody's aware of your short term, long term,
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every term memory loss, so when you go mid term, everybody knows
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that you don't You don't remember, you don't remember good. So when you're
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like, I don't know, people are like, no, he means Raj
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told him he had hives. He just can't remember, but he knows there's
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hives, and Raj isn't here, and so so Dan puts two and two
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together and then tells everybody listening, I have high which is very sweet.
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Thank you to all the listeners that were very concerned and sharing their remedies on
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how to get rid of hives and what there's the potential cause of hives.
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I didn't have f and ives. The opening act for me as my buddy
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Alex. He's a sweetheart. He out of nowhere, just started like there
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was a thing on the side of his head and I was like, hey,
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man, did you hit yourself? And he's like, no, no,
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what And it started itching and he goes boy, and I was like,
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what what is o boy? What does that mean? He goes could
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be highest. I was like, could be a mosquito. So let's see
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what And then the next thing, you know, man, those are two
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vastly different things. Yeah, well it was just a little red splots.
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Like I don't I'm I always thought, and I'm pretty sure it is that
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Hives is a white people. I've never seen it. I know people that
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are like, oh my god, I broke out in the Hives and everybody
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that's ever told me that story it's white. And so when he's like,
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I'd love to argue with you on that, but I can't because it's the
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same with me. And he's like I was when I just saw the red
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spots, I'm like, I think he got bit by something. He's like,
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I think it's highs and I'm like, that's not okay. And I
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was corrected within about ten to fifteen minutes. It was it was me.
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It was starting to go everywhere, like, and he was miserable and he
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was uncomfortable. So he got him some bedadrill and he had some because I
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guess this happened in the past. He had some high powered antihistamine and he
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took it. What is it when you say high powered? Any histamy?
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And I assume that to give it to him to administer it. It's through
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a rifle. That's how I did it. No, uh, and he
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took it and it went away, for it's a bolt action three. I
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got to make sure it gets in there good, just tracking him down like
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a like a cheetah. Then you gotta tranquilize and uh yeah, and then
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he he, he was, he was good. And then it just kept
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coming back to the point where it was so bad. At one point and
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I think I told you. I was like, I don't. I've never
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seen like a girl. I don't. I didn't know that they hurt.
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I just thought they hitched. And it was watching somebody like starting to cry,
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and I'm like, all right, we don't do that. We can
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get you to a hospital. Stop the How unfortunate for you that a man
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is in so much pain he cries and it makes you feel uncomfortable because he's
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crying. I don't. I don't like watching people cry. That's my thing,
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Like, I can't do it. So that that was when your idea
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was, I'm just going to take you to the hospital. I'm like,
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what do I, what do I? What do we need to do,
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like to stop this, to stop you from the crying? What do we
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have to do? What do we have to do to make me not feel
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uncomfortable? Exactly to make me feel better for you? That's the thing it
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is, I I It's it's my generosity, It's it's my caring nature.
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That's the way he used as well, like you were being so generous.
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No, he had choice words and stop crying. Yeah, he was just
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like he did that thing where I was like, I'm not crying, and
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I'm like, stop, okay, now You're just now you look like an
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idiot and not as stupid as I look, though, Because whenever there's a
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medical condition type thing where I can do a little bit of research and learn
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something a little bit more on, I go straight to the internet and and
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try to see what I find. And the first thing that popped up when
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I typed in our you know something about hives. And I told Trey this
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on on that Life show. It said that hives can be bacterial, they
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can be viral, painful, itchy, blah blah blah blah blah. And
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then right at the very bottom of the little blurb. Again, this is
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the first thing that popped up. I think this was being and this is
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why I should stick stick with Google. But the first thing that popped up
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underneath all that actual information was cook time forty minutes serves two. So somehow
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on that first search result on being, it gave me information on hives and
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apparently a recipe for it. It's like, did you mean chives? That's
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why, That's why you don't. That's why. And I'm sure they were
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grateful that day that somebody used being that I've never heard anybody you. They
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tried forever to launch that slide, but no, Alex is good. We
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got him, but we didn't have to get him to the hospital. He
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did. He did sleep a lot, which was hilarious because the very energetic,
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kind of a low key but he's kind of like an systant energy and
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he's good. But this knocked him out for enough for him to get up
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and do the show and then knock him out again and so good. Yeah,
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so he's he's fine, he's good. He's back in San Antonio.
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Hi free, I didn't have them. Sorry for everybody's concern, and thank
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you for all the people that didn't reach out, who are very concerned about
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people care here in the treehouse. So yeah, don't don't ever let anyone
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tell you otherwise. I mean, sure we'll laugh at you, but we'll
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care as well. Yeah, just don't cry. Don't do that. There
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is no crying in the treehouse today. You know why. One because it's
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Fred Day. And number two you know what that means birthdays? Birthday,
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That's right, it's time for birthdays. Today is for the third time Friday,
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sorry, puberty for the third or fourth time in my life. October
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sixth, twenty twenty three, Birthdays Today. Actress slash in in Fluencer slash
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TikTok star Addison Ray turns twenty three. She was in the She's All That
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remake He's All That. She's also in And I saw the trailer for this
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a day or two ago, the new slasher flick that's coming out next month
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call Thanksgiving. Have you guys seen this trailer or the commercial on TV for
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it yet? I have not? So. It stars Addison Ray along with
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and listen to like this cast is actually pretty good. Gina Gershan Okay,
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Patrick Dempsey is in this. You know, uh, doctor Steami or whatever
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it is, and then and then some other people. But you know,
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that's that's a pretty good start on a cast. And then you get the
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Addison Ray who's uh, like I said, she's twenty three today. She's
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in this movie. When I first saw the trailer, I thought I thought
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it was like a spoof or a digital short thing from Saturday Night Live,
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because at Thanksgiving slasher flick where an angry pilgrim is going around killing people like
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turkeys, seems kind of tongue in cheek, right, I think it's serious.
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Yeah, I like how you faded off on the cast after Patrick Dempsey
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Gina Gershaan. I'm like, Okay, that's the name I haven't heard since
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what was that strip? Teas? What was the name of that movie?
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Is that? It wasn't she in that? That horrible What was the name?
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Yeah, Gina Gershaan was in that. Yes, oh that show Girls.
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Show Girls, that's what it is to me. More. Yeah,
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show Girls. And that's the laste Gina gersham that I remember. And they're
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like, and then Patrick Dempsey. Then you couldn't get his character's name right,
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which was McDreamy. Sorry, well they had like three doctor had three
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doctors on that show with like Steamy Dreamy and was Mit and McDreamy. What
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I noticed the ex wife watched religiously watched. That was one of the moments
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like in my career where I'm like she when she came to a show.
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Uh, this was weird. I don't know. A friend of mine got
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me to do this. I was the MC for the uh NAACP Awards.
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You were yeah, uh and uh well it ended up performing the front table
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was all the cast of Gray's Anatomy was at that table. And that was
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the day the ex wife went through the roof. She posted like lovingly,
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I mean, look with my my guys doing big things, and I'm like,
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you've never posted you just like the show. I like the show.
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She likes the Grays Anatomy and then you had some sort of loose affiliation with
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it for one night and now now uh mix ex Dreamy, what is it
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dream McDreamy, mac Dreamy. Yeah. Anyway, he's in Thanksgiving? Is
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he the Pilgrim? Is he the you know what? I don't know because
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when I looked it up on IMDb, it said horror slash Mystery, So
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maybe we don't know who the killer is oh, I do know it's uh
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so. The director is Eli Roth. It's based on his mock trailer of
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the same name from Grindhouse. Okay. Film stars Patrick Dempseyson Ray, Milo
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Manheim, Jaylen, Thomas Brooks, Neil ver Lockwell, Rick Hoffman, and
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Gina Gershaan. Released date November seventeen, twenty twenty three. You want to
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know the premise of it, yep, sure, somebody gets hives. Dan
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can't remember who it is. No. After a Black Friday riot ends in
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tragedy, a mysterious serial killer known only as John Carver comes to Plymouth,
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Massachusetts, with the intention of creating a Thanksgiving carving board out of the town's
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inhabitants. And somewhere in Hollywood they went give him money. Yes, give
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that guy money for this, and get Dempsey on the phone. Tell Dempsey
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whoever's in his acting school they're working today. That's what the cast sounded like.
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Don't forget to hire that TikTok girl to be in it. So there
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you got Addison Ray. She is twenty three today. Moving on other birthdays,
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Olivia Thurrelby is thirty seven. She was in Juno. She was also
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in the Judge Dread remake, which is phenomenal. By the way, if
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you guys have not seen that, that's the one that stars Carl Urban as
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Judge Dread. It was on Netflix. That's a that's a that's a good
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movie. Okay, I'll check it out. Jeremy Sisto is forty nine today.
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It was Billy on Six Feet under George on Suburgatory and he's also Agent
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Valentine on FBI. Ian Griffud is fifty Mister Fantastic in the old Fantastic Four
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movies where Chris Evans was the Torch and Jessica Alba was the Invisible Girl.
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Yes, he was also a Prime Minister Tony Blair in w and the star
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of Hulu's harrow ayby Joe Johnson, the Pink Power Ranger. She turns fifty
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three today. She was also on Felicity and was also on a Canadian show,
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Flashpoint and one of my eighties crushes, Elizabeth Sho. She turned sixty
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today. Oh wow, Ali Mills and the original Karate Kid. She was
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also she reprised that role for a little bit on Cobra ka I. Yeah,
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that was so good. God, that was so good. She was
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also Nicholas Cage's hooker girlfriend and Leek in the movie that has really touched me
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in ways I didn't expect it to in my real life leaving Las Vegas and
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also the star of Adventures and babysitting. And there's one other thing that they
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that they don't mention here for some reason, and I don't know why,
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because the most recent thing that I had, I know, Elizabeth Shoe from
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UH is are you guys in you guys like you guys watch all the Marvel
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stuff? Right? Yeah? Have you have you watched the satire version of
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the Marvel stuff? No? No, you know traying so so you're aware
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of Homelander and and yeah season one and him suckling at Elizabeth Shoe show am
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that she still mm hmm. I think she was. Also, wasn't she
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in Cocktail with Tom Cruise? She was? She was. Indeed, that's
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one of my wife's least favorite movies because every bar that that almost every bar
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she worked at when she was young and starting out in the bartending industry,
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they all wanted her to watch that movie and do all those things. And
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she's like, no, I'm just gonna make drinks. Yeah, Flair bartending.
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It became a really big thing, like in the late nineties early two
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thousands, and then her brother was on Melrose Place, right, Billy Shoe,
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right, m h, that's right. She's all about the player or
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something. Yeah, a soccer player whatever. Anyway, Elizabeth Shoe. The
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show we're talking about, Raj is The Boys on on Amazon Prime. Yeah.
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Yeah, man, if you have not watched that show, that is
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that is something to behold. Okay, well, I've heard good things,
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so I will check it out. Yeah, you say that, and until
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you get to it. Was it season two or season three? Tray with
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the superhero orgy? I think that's season three. Yeah, and you gotta
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be real careful which room you walk into a superhero orgy. Okay, that's
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weird, but all right, it'll makes sense if you watch the show raj.
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Oh, yeah, okay, I will check it out. They have
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They also have the uh their own so they it's like the show of the
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Boys is basically meant as a huge satire and and thing of all the Marvel
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and DC stuff, because all the Marvel DC stuff is all the superheroes are
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good, whereas in reality quote unquote reality, would they really all be that
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good. Or is this the one where like one of the characters, like
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the Superman characters, like a domestic violent, like predator kind of character.
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M Okay, I've not seen it. I know just so much more than
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that. Trust me, if you watch a few episodes, I will do
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that and then and then get back with me when I think it is in
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season three when there's the superhero Orgy or or if I remember this correctly,
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the beginning of season three, their version of amp Man. Okay, and
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and the the accidental uh bedroom full pad with his boyfriend. Yeah, okay,
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Yeah, if you didn't like Carl Urban before, uh, you should
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love him. Okay, I will, I will watch for sure. It's
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already been a good birthday segment. Carl Carl Urban's got two mentions. I
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know he doesn't even have that many on IMDb, So that's good. Yes,
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it does. He's actually more prolific than people give him credit for.
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Prolific Okay, and he and the Boys, he uses the S word prolifically.
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There is only one other person on this planet that used the sea bomb
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more than Trey Carl Urban's character Billy Butcher on the Boys, and he's even
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more creative with it. He's actually Trey's hero. Yeah, right now,
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I have to check it out. I got to see what that's about.
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Uh Tony Dungee for I'm head coach of the Indianapolis Cults and the uh uh
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not the Pirates fucking and Now on NBC's Sunday night football pregame show Football Night
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in America, he is sixty eight today. Wow. Kevin Cronin, lead
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singer of Ario Speedwagon seventy two. Britt Eklund, who played Mary Goodnight and
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The Man with the Golden Gun the Bond Movie, she is eighty one today.
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And Ellen Travolta, John's sister who played Charles in Charge Mom Lillian and
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Luisa Arcola on Joni Lifschaci. She is eighty four today. Wow. Okay,
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that is I didn't I didn't know there was another. I didn't know
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we were we had multiple Travoltas. Yeah, there's two. There are two
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Travoltas. Yeah, I mean a lot of families have those. I mean,
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like, I mean, at least with John Travolta, his sister's not
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embarrassing. I mean, like like Bill Clinton, you think it'd be embarrassing
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enough on his part. But go look up his brother. He's he's great,
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He's he's a pillar of society. Is Bill Clinton's brother is claim one
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of his biggest claims to fame is the fact that he was in biodome with
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Pauly Shore or prison. Uh. You know, I was trying to stay
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on the positive side of things. Yeah, I mean prison biodome. Yeah,
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prison biodome kind of the same, kind of the same experience. I'm
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sure one would want to ask in one of those entertainment junkits which was worse
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for him. And then you have to prison or a set with Paul Shore.
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And then you have Sylvester Stallone's brother, Frank, and he and he
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tried, he tried multiple times to help out Frank. I think Frank did
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because I believe Stallone directed Saturday Night Fever. I believe so. Uh,
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and he got Frank to do the music. If I am right, we
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might want to look at that, but I'm pretty sure, you know what,
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I don't even want to look it up. I just like, so
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you think Frank Stallone directed Saturday Night Fever. Sylvester Stallone, all right,
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now, I gotta look it up. Hang on typo Saturday Night all right?
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It was not Sylvester Stillone. What there was one had the BEG soundtrack,
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it was directed by Stallone. I thought there was one. I don't
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know, but I would like to watch a reboot of Saturday Night Fever directed
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by Sylvester Stillon because then I'm a feeling could be a mashup of the expendables.
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That would be awesome. By the way, but people don't give people
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don't give all Sly the credit. He's a very talented dude. You got
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to give him credit for that. He wrote the first Rocky movie in I
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believe it was three weeks and thought, because of how fast it was written
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is why it had so much success. So I believe Rocky two was written
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in seventy two hours. So if it's no, is it the other way
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around? Yeah? No, Stillone directed Staying Alive, which was Staying Alive.
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That's what it is, the ass sequel to Saturday Night Fever. I
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didn't say it was a great movie. I just said he directed one of
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them. So yes, And then I do I believe Frank Stalone did the
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music for Staying Alive then? Or or was the Yeah? I believe it
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was that not have just been the bees. I think he was. I
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think he helped like produce or compose the music. I believe as a sibling
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trying to help out another one who's like, I got staying Alive and here
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you go, here's some some music to help along, and then then you
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have the archettes that there's all this. He does get He does get music
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by Frank Stallone and the beat what I tell you, Oh yeah, fuck
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it? Man? Why me? Why? Why? Why just me?
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There should be two of us under knees in front of you. Right,
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no, no, no, no no no. He looked it up and
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he goes, you're right, he did. He did this? Is this
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you were wrong about Saturday Night fever? He did Staying Alive? And then
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you called it an ass sequel? Uh? And then whoever did? And
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then somebody said, wouldn't that just be the beeches? And I'm like no.
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He kicked it to his brother like here, like Clinton put his brother
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like like, here's jail or biodome? Which one do you want to do?
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And and Stallone's like, hey, listen, I got they're giving me
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stuff now because I'm doing well. Uh. And so he kicked the music
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over his brother. I don't think his brother really did much. Probably not.
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I imagine he just stood there and just kind of like, can you
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just can you just give me the money or do I have to actually show
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up? Yeah, because I mean the royalties you would get off that soundtrack,
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like in impressive but still on talented dude, man, people didn't give
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him I mean that talented. Then why is it there are now four Expendables
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movies? Yeah, and I don't think frank stallone is in one of them.
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But has he done the music for any of them? We don't know,
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says. He wrote and performed Far From Over for the eighty three films
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Staying Alive, and the song peaked at number ten on the Billboard Hot one
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hundred. Yeah. See, and he's uh and now, just just so
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I'm not just completely dogpiling on frank Stallone. He also had a song that
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we played at KVL on Love Songs at Night on a pretty regular basis.
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Well do you have to tell us? Oh, I don't remember the title
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of it. I just know it was by frank Stallone. I've never heard
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of this show, but I now have to find it, says frank Stone
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also played himself in a recurring role on the short lived sitcom Movie Stars,
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alongside fellow celebrity siblings Don Swayze and Joey Travolta. There's a third Travolta.
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Oh wait, I didn't know Swayzey had a brother. No one did.
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I did. I knew that I knew there was a Swayze brother. Ugh,
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No, You've never I've known you for twenty years. You've never mentioned
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a second Swayzey Patrick's He wouldn't mention him. Why would I tell you about
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Patrick Swayzee does or did have a brother named Don and he actually looks like
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what Patrick Swayze's mugshot would have been if he ever had one. He's like
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an easy looking Swayze if he had been arrested for meth. Yeah. Yeah,
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if Patrick Swayze, may he rest in peace if he were still alive,
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but things took a nasty turn down like a meth highway, it would
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look like his brother and I and did you say if he were still alive
26:45
and took a nasty turn as opposed to the cancer, it's kind of a
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nasty turn. Well no, I mean that was bad too, Okay,
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Uh yeah, I mean this guy's done. I mean I'm looking as I
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mean, he's got so much work. It's really it's really not fair.
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And I shouldn't make fun of the way somebody looks and because it's no but
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he looks like, what was what's the guy ripped torn? Yep, I
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can see that because it's a little bit like rip torn and pat. Yeah.
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So if you take rip Torn from the men In movie also has one
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of the all time greatest mug shots. That's why I'm looking at him.
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I'm like, that's the mugshot. It reminded me. It's like if you
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put rip torn in in Patrick Swayze in some sort of molecular chamber and then
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you swished it all up, you'd get done Swayzey. And it's really not
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fair one because making fun of the way somebody looks that that's wrong. It's
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wrong and I shouldn't have done it, and I apologize. At the same
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time, it's not fair when your brother is Patrick effing Swayzey. I mean
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you, I mean that that that just sucks. I mean, look,
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I'm adopted, right, so I don't know if I've got siblings, odds
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are I do, but i'd be the oldest, right So now I don't
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know if the older siblings typically are the better looking ones, or if it's
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the younger siblings that are better looking. I have no idea. What I'm
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saying is I could be the Don Swayzey of my siblings and have no idea
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the Patrick Swayzey. But at least you won't have You won't have this Wikipedia
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entry of start alone, along with a role alongside Corey Feldman in a movie
28:27
called Edge of Honor where he played the part of a homicidal lumberjack. MM.
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Yeah, Hollywood's so great. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not
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sure what's what's more embarrassing, the fact that he did that movie or the
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fact that I've seen it the latter. Oh Dan, who claims to be
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such a such a such an avid film and TV buff and watches all the
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good stuff and has all the prooves that I'm an avid film and TV buff,
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I will want damn near anything no that proves you were drunk and had
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cinemax. Remember earlier when I was talking about how two things can be true
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at the same time. This is one of those times I think you guys
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are taking away from the the myriad of of roles that young Don had from
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I would I would quickly like to say thank you for using the word myriad
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properly. You forget maybe his his his roles in Mattlock Murders. She wrote,
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Actually, I remember those roles very well. This is how this is
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actually how it's those two shows. Is the reason why I know of Don
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swayzey because my grandmother was an avid Mattlock and Murder, she wrote, fan.
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So that's how I knew. One day I was like, hey,
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looks kind of like Patrick Swayzey. Okay, so in this scenario in my
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head, like, we're all at a restaurant, right, this is no,
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no, just the three of us, the three of us, this
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tree house dinner, and this is now, this is before this revelation of
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a second Swayzee. Also great name for a band. Uh. Second Swayze
30:22
would be dope. But we're sitting there and most as good. That's the
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opening act we open for Corey Felderman. Uh and and and we were sitting
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there and Don Swayze walks in, and of everybody in this restaurant, you
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would be the only one that was like, hey, guys, don't don't.
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Don't everybody look at the same time, but I think Don Swayze's at
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the bar, all right, everybody stop. The second I have another scenario
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here that I'm going to be a little the shape with the with the exception
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of Don Swazee, everything you just said Raj has actually happened once, except
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it was Gary Busey's kid. At the vic May in Dallas Vickory Park one
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time, years and years ago. We were sitting at a table and to
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the table next to us was Jake Busey, and I told everyone, hey,
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hey, hey, hey, everyone gathered around, coming close. Don't
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look, but that's Jake Busey over there. And people started looking around.
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And I don't know if they didn't know that I said Jake, and maybe
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they were looking for Gary. They had no idea who he was talking.
31:48
Who are you talking the bright blonde haired guy with the teeth of the Jake
31:53
Bucy you know from contact and contact. I think that's the end of his
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IMDb contact. He has been in other things. He was in contact and
32:12
then no one contacted him. He was the saboteur in contact. Now,
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had you just said everybody gathered around, don't all look right now, but
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Gary Busey's teeth are at that table, everybody would have been like, I
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see it. There is You had to give it I went the wrong way.
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Had I just said that guy looks like Gary Busey be Like it really
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does, and they never would have put two and two together that he's actually
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offspring of this. What was the movie with Gene Hackman and Will Smith back
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in like ninety eight where Enemy in the State. Jakes was also in that,
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and so was who else who is right next to him, Jack Black
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Green and Scott con James Scott Con was also in that. Yeah, it
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was a cool little CIA op crew they had in there. Yeah, of
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people that are too dumbed to ever be in the CIA. It really is
33:10
the irony. It's like the CIA would never call any of those guys.
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That was the willing suspension of disbelief was that I love that movie. Though
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it holds up. It holds up till this day. But speaking of speaking
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of things holding up besides Don Swayzey and every time you say Don Swayzey now
33:29
and the fact that the fact that I recognized Gary Busey's son at the table
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next to us at a now defunct bar in Dallas, Like every time you
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say Don Swayzey, I just expect the manager of an Applebee's, I just
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walk over like, Hey, how's the going, guys. I'm Don Swayzey,
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I'm the man, I'm the general manager. All right, So maybe
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the Roadhouse reboot isn't all we thought it would be. It's just Texas Roadhouse,
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Dalton's long lost brother Don Don Swayzey in Texas road he finds himself short
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staffed and out of rolls. I feel like we need to send fan letters
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to Don Swayzey now say thank you. Oh wow. Let's get Daniel Cook
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you are a massive fan of Oak Island, so much so that you were
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ready to throw hands at Raj for saying negative things about it, but obviously
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hug Trey because he's a fellow OKI. If that's what you guys call yourselves.
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Is there another terrible television show you're willing to admit that you watch,
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Dan, I don't get a lot of TV watching time, but occasion,
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my wife will drag me into Big Brother, and I tell you that show
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why We'll do it every single time, won't they? Well, you're gonna
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tell your wife, no, I don't want to lay down with you and
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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. That's Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. I was
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starting to think in the in the last little break there that this this treehouse
37:53
has gone off the rails so much that we haven't even touched an actual news
37:58
story. But apparently I was able to break some news to the two of
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you that there is in fact a second Swayze and his name is Don So
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I guess it's not all the loss. Yeah. That and there's there are
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many times in our history, Dan that you've absolutely made my day, either
38:17
through you know, just hanging out and whatever and or the show. But
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this one, this made this made the month. This made the month.
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This is my birthday month, and you this is the early birthday present for
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me. Now I have to find how I can get for my birthday show.
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I will fly him. I will make this happen. I want Donways,
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He's got good stories, doesn't doesn't. I don't know, he doesn't.
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I don't know. Maybe it's like he tell me about Matt Block.
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I don't know. I just like with all the Heavy Hitters. He worked
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Angela Lansbury a murder she wrote with Andy Griffith on Matt Locke. But if
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you if he's ever done anything with Jake Busey, He's worked with a lot
39:07
of a lot of in the Heavy Hitters, And I'm like in my head,
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I'm like, yeah, but if you ask them, have they ever
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worked with Don sway Zey, would they say the same thing? Or did
39:16
they go who Dan's power dropped? Uh? Oh? Yeah? But yeah,
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I love the like he was in a movie with Corey Feldman. I'm
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like, who got the billing on that? I just want to like piece
39:31
together, like find some clips of Don Swayzey and a Texas Roadhouse commercial,
39:40
Roadhouse commercial, Just piece it together for you know, a Roadhouse two sequel?
39:47
Did we have to do that? So? So like an empty basket
39:51
of rolls and then that dramatic you know, Patrick swayzey head turn, except
39:53
it's down dirty. Didn't seem too when they were hopeless. There's no roles.
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Two waitresses called in sick and no rolls. Don Swayze in Roadhouse too,
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Texas Roadhouse, thirty two ounces of action, bag fun. His enemies
40:25
will be hoping for death by chocolate rips, the threat out of the manager
40:34
of Steak and Ail. Hopefully these power flashes will stop in the meantime that
40:46
the roosters outside are letting me know that the power's back on. Anyway,
40:55
Today is still Friday, October six, twenty twenty three. Moving on from
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Don Swayze as much as humanly possible, because it doesn't get much time in
41:07
the limelight, so it seems almost rude to turn it off while it's on
41:10
him. But there are some important news stories of the day that we need
41:14
to tell people about, not the least of which is the Minneapolis police officer
41:22
who was outed as an OnlyFans model after pulling over one of her subscribers.
41:30
Nice Yeah. Fox nine and Minneapolis learned. The officers being investigated by the
41:36
police department to determine if she broke any police policy or guidelines by working as
41:40
an erotic model. The officer is a well respected police officer and has been
41:45
recognized for her police work, but now she's in hot water for being recognized
41:50
for her other work. The driver who recognized her tells Fox nine he'd been
41:54
following her only pans for five He had been following her OnlyFans page for five
42:00
months. He says it took ten minutes before he figured it out. You
42:06
know, it took ten minutes because he had to undress her. In his
42:10
mind, it's a lot of layers that officers gotta wear. He actually described
42:21
he's seen the fourth Precinct officer have sex and post explicit photos. He says,
42:24
you gotta go to the VIP and you got to see the videos of
42:28
her and her I guess her husband, and I guess that's who it is.
42:31
They do full sex videos. Yeah, that's fantas that's fantastic good.
42:37
I mean, hey, cops don't get cops don't get paid as much as
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they should, so you gotta you gotta make ends meet. I know that
42:45
there's a teacher that got she started doing the only Fans during the pandemic,
42:50
and she's she made I think more money her first month or after two months
42:54
than she had made teaching ever, Yeah, so she was like yeah,
42:58
and I remember following that a little bit. We talked about her situation a
43:00
couple of times. But what actually pisses me off about this story the more
43:05
that I've read is how is what a hypocrite this guy is about recognizing the
43:13
police officer and the fact that she's an OnlyFans model. He actually says to
43:17
the TV station, you can't arrest me no more. I've seen your private
43:22
parts, he said. He said, being a police officer and an OnlyFans
43:29
model don't mix. I wouldn't want her to be arresting me. And I
43:31
just saw you and your husband last night for twenty nine to ninety nine have
43:35
sex and OnlyFans. I just can't respect you or the precinct that you're working
43:38
at. Okay, I mean, but now everyone knows you're a porn Yeah.
43:47
Well that's the thing. It's like, how can you be such a
43:50
hypocrite to say you she shouldn't be a police officer. I watch you have
43:52
sex for twenty nine ninety nine not only fans. Well what does that make
43:55
you? Then? If you're so judgy about it, you're the one paying
44:00
it and going to the news and announcing it. Yeah, it is interesting,
44:07
though. A spokesperson for the mayor said that if all were talking about
44:10
is naked photos behind a paywall, the mayor has got no issue. The
44:15
mayor also said the mayor also said big fan of your work. I think
44:20
I'm pretty sure the mayor knows about this page. Mayor's like that that wasn't
44:25
her husband in the video? Well, not to be outdone by this woman,
44:37
Oh, not to be outdone by a police officer. This woman claims
44:40
a disney park ride gave her an injurious wedgie, leaving her seriously injured.
44:47
A woman has sued Walt disney World Theme Park from Orlando, Florida, is
44:51
saying that she suffered an injurious wedgie while she was riding the Typhoon Lagoon.
44:55
She's reportedly said she received the injury four years years ago. The lawsuit,
45:01
though filed last week. Emma mcguinnis, along with her husband Edward, sued
45:06
Disney World and her seeking fifty thousand dollars in damages. Emma allegedly suffered injuries
45:12
during the couple's visit to the park in October twenty nineteen, she got injured
45:15
on the Humunga Cowabunga, the slide that's about two hundred and fourteen feet above
45:21
a pool. The impact of the slide and Emma's impact into the standing water
45:25
at the bottom caused her clothing to be painfully forced between her legs and for
45:30
the water to be violently forced inside of her. She experienced immediate and severe
45:35
pain internally, and as she stood up, blood began rushing from between her
45:39
legs. Okay, wow, that is fifty thousand dollars. I guess that's
45:49
the I guess that's the rate. So if that's the case of fifty thousand
45:53
dollars for an injurious wedgie, trying to think about me and my freshman year
45:59
of high schoo I'm pretty sure I will beat the lotto jackpot, especially once
46:07
you start factoring an interest. Yeah. So, and from nineteen eighty nine,
46:12
I am a multi multimillionaire from my injuries wedgies. Congratulations, that is
46:25
a lot of that's a lot of money for something that, honestly, it
46:29
doesn't sound like based on the description at fifty thousand dollars doesn't exactly sound like
46:32
enough. Uh yeah, I don't I don't. I don't like, is
46:37
there a precedent on like a legal precedent on what wedgies get. I don't
46:42
know how this work. What court? Here's this? Like, you know,
46:45
this sounds like something that wouldn't even be on the People's court, Like
46:47
that's that's that sounds stupid. Yeah, no, it actually wouldn't be the
46:52
people's court. Wachner is not gonna be presiding over that. But I'm pretty
46:55
sure Rusty the Bailiff wood he's got he's got his own shown now or he
47:06
just takes some claims like that that's fair. Well, you know what,
47:07
he probably heard about the police officer with her side gig as an OnlyFans model,
47:12
So he's deciding to do his own side hustle. Okay, I just
47:20
had a I now have a Rusty the Bailiff thing, an only fans like
47:25
logo for Rusty the Bailiff. Yeah. I don't know if I don't know
47:30
if I'm mentally or emotionally prepared for that. Speaking of not being prepared for
47:37
things, a naked woman shocked passengers by wearing nothing from the waist down at
47:40
an airport, and not to be outdone, a man with agonizing swollen testicles,
47:49
thanked a newspaper for helping him get surgery. Okay, what sorry,
47:57
that was a random YouTube video. Oh okay, what happened? His testicles
48:01
hurt so bad he shot up the place. I just uh, there was
48:09
a woman who went to the airport with no pants. Yes, who drops
48:15
that person off? Her husband? You think, yeah, and That's what
48:22
I'm gonna go with. And at no points that babe uh boarding pass yeah
48:27
printed, Yeah, okay, you got some cash on it? Yeah,
48:30
hey, honey pants Now I think it was more of a He was probably
48:36
trying to detain her in one of those dog kennels and then she got loose.
48:45
He was trying to put her in cargo. A woman has horrified her
48:52
fellow passengers when waiting for a plane as she appeared naked from the waist down
48:55
Spirit Airlines. Of course, yeah, I should have known. There are
49:02
the Florida of airlines. That's like, go ahead. There are some comedian
49:14
who did a stand up you know, and he was like, yeah,
49:15
there was a medical emergency on my Spirit flight. And they you know,
49:19
asked her, is there a doctor I'm board? He goes, it's Spirit.
49:22
No doctor is gonna fly Spirit and if there is that, ain't the
49:28
doctor you want? That's where you get like I was adulted in Croatia.
49:37
You're like, no, no, no, we're good, You're but now
49:40
I'm uber driver. I know, like I shouldn't make fun too much of
49:47
Spirit Airlines because I've actually flown them quite a bit, getting from df W
49:52
two Saint Thomas, because they're actually pretty reliable in here. But I I,
49:59
if I'm being honest, the first time I flew Spirit Airlines, I
50:01
thought they are actual pilots, right, I mean? Or is that or
50:07
is that an extra fee you have to pay on the tailwing? It's just
50:13
a student pilot. Are we all kind of surprised that it Isn't You see
50:29
the pilot with an instructor and he's got a montana to turn your blinker on.
50:36
I feel like we have the makings here of another Airplane sequel, and
50:39
this one, of course, would star Don sway Zee, music by Frank's
50:52
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