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2041 - PART 1: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Tell All Part One (s8e20) · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday,
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: and we have got before the ninety Days Season eight
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: episode twenty tell all Part one are yes? Are we excited?
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Yes? And I think this is the perfect length two
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: episodes five that was insane. That yeah, why, I feel
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: like they're cutting the right things and we're focusing on
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: the I don't feel like I have any questions, lingering
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: questions about these couples.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: I agree. I think that two long, jam packed parts
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: where we don't have like people playing games off to
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: the side or discussing your salads, like yes, you just
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: keep it, keep it sleep. We don't need somebody to
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: go home at night and then and try to have
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: a water balloo fight by the pool, like we don't
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  Speaker 1: need it.
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  Speaker 2: I hated that I need it all in the house,
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  Speaker 2: rupp in their underwear on each other's.
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  Speaker 1: Luggage, Jazz.
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  Speaker 2: Only one of them did that, but you know, g
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  Speaker 2: No wanted to wear those thoughts, is what we heard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah with what Okay, so we're gonna get started now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and tell you guys right now,
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  Speaker 1: I know this is going to be two parts, So
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: let's just go ahead and say this is part one,
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: because I know it's going to be two parts, so
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  Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and just save Ingrid the time. Ingrid
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: is in London.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So she's waking up early to put these episodes
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: out instead of staying up late to put the episodes out.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: So that's how she rolls.
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: Hearing in London.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: Her daughter is doing summer abroad, their semester abroad. Semester abroad,
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: of course, so she they are there visiting her. You know,
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: we are encouraging our our son John to do a
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: semester abroad because everybody does it now. It was it
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: maybe it was an option when I was in college,
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: but it wasn't an option for me. My parents weren't
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: saying you should go abroad. My parents are like, we'd
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: like to go abroad. Get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I had. I had never even heard about it,
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  Speaker 2: like I never I don't know anybody that did it.
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  Speaker 1: I know one person that did it. It's a very
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  Speaker 1: very wealthy person, a friend of mine. But otherwise it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't for the regulars. But now it's for the regulars,
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  Speaker 1: like everybody kind of does it.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, John has that girlfriend he likes, correct.
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  Speaker 1: He does in fact, like his girlfriend. Yeah, he does.
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  Speaker 1: He has that girlfriend that you.
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  Speaker 2: Like those that sort of thing is important to young people.
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  Speaker 1: We have been concerned that he would say like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it because he couldn't want
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  Speaker 1: to be away from her. But when I was discussing
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  Speaker 1: it with the two of them together, she said that
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  Speaker 1: next summer she might do something similar. So if they
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  Speaker 1: if they did to a starbod for the summer, they
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  Speaker 1: only have to be away from each other for the summer.
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  Speaker 1: Is that of a hale sponsor? Okay, if they both
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  Speaker 1: went to Europe, they could see each other. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is ridiculous. But Ava's uh, Ingrid's daughter
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  Speaker 1: Ava is over there doing it in London. Her daughter
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  Speaker 1: did it in Madrid, I believe. Wow, she went over
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: so yeah, and my friend Mary's daughter one did it
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  Speaker 1: in Scotland, and uh, I think the other one may
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  Speaker 1: have done Madrid. Some people do Prague. Wow, probably, I know.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: I know these kids, they're so lucky. So anyway, that's
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  Speaker 1: where Ingrid is. They're over there visiting and she had
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  Speaker 1: some ladies of London spots. I told her I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: go to sketch do these things? So yeah, so cool,
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  Speaker 1: so cool. So anyway, Ingrid, thank you for your service
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  Speaker 1: while you're on vacation. I told her she could get
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: Christina to pitch in. Who does pitch in when Ingrid's gone?
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  Speaker 1: And she said no, she was going to it. So wow,
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  Speaker 1: ser fault.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to play in some orchestra while she's there.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably like hop on London. Do you have a
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  Speaker 2: Philharmonic that's famous?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she'll probably swing from a trapeze over the London Bridge. Yeah. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so this is part one before the ninety day season
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  Speaker 1: eight episode twenty tell All Part one. Now we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a different thing this episode because they're having a
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  Speaker 1: confessional cam. This is a new thing they're introducing.
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  Speaker 2: And it's stupid. I'm just gonna say it. It adds nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Agree, what's the difference between that and then just getting
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  Speaker 1: them and an itm like off to the side, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, talking to the producer, what is the different There's
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  Speaker 2: no difference. Also, what are they supposed to go as
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  Speaker 2: someone has someone's fighting with them? Excuse me just saying
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  Speaker 2: hang on one second and then pop off to the
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  Speaker 2: confessional room to do it. It's like I love it
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  Speaker 2: on real real world, those household confessions are grass, yes,
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  Speaker 2: but this does not work.
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  Speaker 1: I agree. I agree, And I think it's probably just
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  Speaker 1: like right there in the middle of that sound stage,
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  Speaker 1: just like because they have those little dressing rooms with
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: just like the black curtains around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is your inside there probably curtains. Yeah. I don't
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  Speaker 2: feel like they sound proofed to an area.
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  Speaker 1: No. And it's really just for Laura to show off
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  Speaker 1: that she's a bitch.
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: Really exactly how unlikable is Laura now, it's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit of fame went to her head in
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  Speaker 2: like a really terrible way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I just saw a post that she did just
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  Speaker 1: before I logged on here. I was looking and she
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  Speaker 1: did a post and was like, you know, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to like my decisions, but I'm on camera and
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  Speaker 1: you're in the comments like that kind of shit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, girl, Wow, I'm on camera too, Laura. I am
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube on Pink Shades page. Okay, yeah, stuck it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, look at us. Well anyway, so the
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  Speaker 1: confessional cam is stupid. So everybody's walking in and as
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  Speaker 1: Emma is walking in, she literally goes there's a taxi.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute. It's cute. Hey, Hi, Hi, you're cute. Where
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  Speaker 1: are you from? No way, Morocco. That's crazy, it's cute.
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  Speaker 2: How is that not a plant? I know there's people
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: from everywhere in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. She was like, how crazy. The producer's like, that
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  Speaker 1: is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a crazy coincidence. She just does attract
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: magnetically while she really goes searching for Moroccans usually she does.
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  Speaker 2: In this case, it just happened.
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  Speaker 1: So they're asking her what she's thinking, she goes, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: time we spoke, she told me I look fat like
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, don't cick I gain weight, like maybe at
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: my boobs. They go to the dress room, she says,
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is cute. So Emma hasn't changed.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: I've kind of forgot she was on the season actually,
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  Speaker 1: not seen her in person in an almost a year,
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  Speaker 1: the state. And of course he's worried his mother Molly
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's there in person now calling Sheena bitch.
• 10:34
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• 10:39
  Speaker 1: break up at the airport in Australia, and she says,
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: and I don't care what the cast has to say
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  Speaker 1: about me, because I have plenty to say about them.
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  Speaker 1: And then she tells us Emma reached out to her
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: on social media about four months ago to say like, hey,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: we're on the same cast. Nice to meet you. And
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  Speaker 1: Emma is keeping this secret. So if anybody asked me,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna tell it. Okay, So is the
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  Speaker 1: secret about Rob? Is that war' or is the secret counts?
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: No, it's about Rob.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: Elise meets for us and he's like, oh, nice to
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: meet you. You're beautiful, and she's like, oh, thank you.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Emma has on like super high heels because she's short,
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: and even she barely still comes up to like Alisa's armpit,
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: and so Emma and Forrest and Elisa are standing there
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  Speaker 1: and was like, ooh, this is a fun throutble cute.
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  Speaker 1: And then Emma and Elise feel each other's boobs to
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  Speaker 1: see how they feel. I've never never in my life
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: felt my friend's boobs fake or real. I've never said like,
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: oh they're fake? Can I feel them? Never? Never? Not once? Never?
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the thing people too, though, it is.
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  Speaker 1: I've just never done it. And maybe I don't know
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: enough friends with fake boobs because we're too old to care.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: But if i've you guys, if you come to our meetup,
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: which we're planning for October, and we will be announcing
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: all the details probably uh May or June. If you
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: see me and you want me to feel your boobs,
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  Speaker 1: I will, I will. I liked visual so kind and
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: such a lure to get people to the event. I
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: will touch your boobs. No, I just I no. I
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: don't think i've ever felt an again.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Would they be allowed to take a picture of you
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: touching their boobs? Or is that like, no be used
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: against you if you ever ran for office?
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no evidence, no evidence, check your phone at the door.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: It's that kind of event. So just kidding, guys, I
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to do that. So
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Laura says, I'm excited about the tell all and I
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: have a lot to say about bar Kran and Michael. Okay,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: So she walks up to Emma and Elisa and then
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: they all three feel boobs. Okay, it's a thing in
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: the confessional cam Alisa says, I don't want to sound
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: cheap it. Yeah, Laura is being stupid, and maybe it's
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: because Berkin is younger and sexier, so she's going for
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: a shinier object. Okay, A couple of things he's not sexy,
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  Speaker 1: and Michael's not a choice. He is. I mean, how
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: many more ways can this man reject her? He's not
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  Speaker 1: a choice. So Lisa walks up and says, I'm confidently
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: wearing my own hair today and looking at Daniel on
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: the screen will be hard, but not as hard as
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: me trying to see through these contact lenses because I
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: look like a murderer from a scary, scary horror movie.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: She's she has white walker eyes, terrified. Cannot be good
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: quality contexts?
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I think there is a way. If you
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: have green eyes you're trying to turn them to blue
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: or whatever, there are contexts you could put in and
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: they're like yellow that'll bring out the blue or something
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: like you know, that'll counter balance it.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is like highlighter. They someone took a blue
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: highlight a blue neon paint and painted on a piece
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: of plastic and then she shoved it in her eyeballs.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: It's very scary. But her dress I think looks good
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  Speaker 1: and age appropriate and flattering on her. I'll give liasks
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  Speaker 1: of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I love that she's letting that scalp breathe
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  Speaker 2: be too.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you know it's got a fall, though.
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  Speaker 2: I don't love that. She keeps talking about how she's
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: gonna be on me. Now She's like with those eyes.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right right right right, good point. Good point. Then
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: you know they're kind of joke around, like, oh my gosh,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: who do we think is gonna fight or whatever? And
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Alise goes, y'all can yell at me like I can
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: take it, and List goes, I, I am gonna fight
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: with you because I do not like you. Lisa's like
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: what and she goes, I I do not like you.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: You are tall and slim and beautiful and have confidence.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: And this makes you think about bull in school who
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: went after me. I think you are a black widow
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: who will tear me down?
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: What's what a black widow is? And when Elise is
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: like what it's never interacted with this woman before, You're easy?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Really projecting your own childhood trauma onto her?
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean that was crazy And I.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Was like what, Like she's being pranked. She keeps looking
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: to the camera like Jim from the office like what.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: She's like yeah, So Alis goes in her talking edge
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: because are you fucking kidding me? Like, I have no
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: idea why she doesn't like me, Like I'm not to
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: toot my own horrorn, but I'm a loving person with
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: a big heart, So she shouldn't judge a book by
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: its cover. Like that's weird. Now, that was just off
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: to the side, So why is that any different than
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: the confessional camp. We don't need the confessional camp exactly,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: just like remember when they had Tim and Kenny on
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: the side as like sideline commentators. Yes, we didn't need
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  Speaker 1: that either.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I do love Tim so well, I know
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: you do anytime, I know you do.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: All right, So stupid Rick around.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I would have I would have picked the people better,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: like I wouldn't have had Entree because he just caused
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: problems and inserted himself.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Well, that was the whole panel they had on the stage.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: That was different when than when they had.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like their red carpet interview.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, like color commentators, like, well, let's flip it
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: over to Sean. Sean seems to be she threw that
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: out and she did one of her signature lines, We're
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: not gonna.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Rapt it flag on the field, Yes, I mean with
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: the sports.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Sports. So stupid Rick arrives. He tells us that he
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: and Trisha talk every day and a lot. I don't
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: know why. Huh mm hmm.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I was so concerned at that moment.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: A lot has happened in the last six months, and
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: he he wants what he wants, and he did what
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: he did for a reason, and she has every reason
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: not to trust him, and blah blah blah. So do
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: you talk every day and you're a bad person because
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: we know she's pregnant with your baby, Like she's.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Calling you, raging against you and telling you that you
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: should eat shit and die. Because that's fine. I'm fine
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: with that sort of communication.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. No, I think she's called him for like
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: baby advice. I don't know what she's doing. I don't
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Next week we'll find out.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: We'll find out. So Aliva says, yeah, Stick broke up
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: with man Tex, So it's gonna be hard, but I'm
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be strong and I don't think he thinks he
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: did anything wrong. And that's all I have to say
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: about Stick never opened she never.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Opens her eyes. She can't see out of him. I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: don't know how she navigates the streets of New York.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: She's gonna a cap and she's copied of Lisa's boob
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: typed up with the under middle boob showing she has.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Rick walks up and he's got this ridiculous sparkly suit on,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: and Forrest goes, oh, wow, here comes this guy. I
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: look like a used car salesman compared to this guy.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, you kind of do.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: It's true, Yeah, you could have combed your hair.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Forrest, I think he combed it forward.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: He's going for it all forward, like a monk.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it did look like a monk. Aviva walks up.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: They again, after everybody's got to feel everybody's boobs and
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: talking head. Actually in the confessional cam, Forrest goes, oh,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: everywhere I look, it's like I'm tall and it's like boobs, legs.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I'm trying not to look. Oh my goodness. Huh. And
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: then all theous ladies are touching each other inappropriately.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I haven't been a year.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: And even then it was only that two times. So
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: they stand around and they're all like, who's going to
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: get shit on most today? And then he goes is
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: the ad and Alisa and Laura are like, not so fast.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: We think it's going to be Rick. And Rick's go
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: what me, I'm just a little baby.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, And Laura says that splash pad was vile
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: and disrespectful. You were saying her natural body functions were
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: not okay. He's like, hey, I was trying to be
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: respectful of the hotel owner. And they're all like, oh, gross, I.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Got schooled by a female ejaculator. Yeah, he just said it, okay,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: And I want to be really clear that we apologize
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: if we shamed it all. I told Katie about it
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: during a dateline episode, okay, and she was horrified. And
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I think I was talking about it in the wrong way.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: The real issue is that it was talked about on
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: TV by Rick and that he had presumed to buy
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: the splash pad when he's never had sex with this
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: before and she's half his age and it's just too much.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: But this woman told me that she has had this issue.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: But she says her boyfriend tells her she should be
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: proud of it and it's natural function, but that so
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: much comes out she would would have to change her sheets,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: her waterproof mattress cover, like everything, and so she but
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: she went into like a sex shop and they had
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: a splash pad. She calls it a splash pad and
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: the owner or the lady working there goes, yeah, I'm
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: returning it. I don't even know why they bought it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: You obviously don't need something like this, like it's this
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: is extreme, like you know, And she's like, no, I
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: do need it. It actually would save me so much,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: like castle and bedding and all of this. And so
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: she got it. She says, life changing, and so it
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: actually shell and she's proud. She's like, I want to
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: educate people. Okay that so much does come out sometimes,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: especially if she hasn't done it in a long time,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: more comes out.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is a phenomenon that I just don't know about.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I know. And she's like, don't feel bad for having
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: those misconceptions, but like he sounds like he was doing
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: the right thing. And I was like, you don't know
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: this guy, and he definitely wasn't a scumbag, and just
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: the fact that he's being a sex tourist in another
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: country with a woman half his age is enough. But no,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: you shouldn't be ashamed. And apparently sometimes that much does
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: come out and you do need some sort of protection
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: for your bed.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: So scientifically I learned a.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Lot me too, and that's interesting. But you know, you
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: think about when a guy finishes, right, you don't have
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: to get a splash fad for that. So this woman
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: was explaining to you that it's like the volumes.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: It's a volume issue with different like odors and stuff
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: like that, and it's it is can be like a
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: lot of liquid. So wow, this is this has been uh,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: this has been sex ed with Mary Pain and Kimberleay
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Corner and scary.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we knowed so so much.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I don't know if it should have
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: been talked about on TV for sure, like they had
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: disgusted ahead of time, and she wanted to talk about
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: it and on TV. And she was mad. She was
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: mad that he brought that, like she thought it was presumptuous.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: And yes, that he brought it to Madagascar.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all of that, and we gotta change the
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: subject because.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I promised her that I would pass life.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, good. No, I'm glad to be educated on it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: But I agree that it did not need to be
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: brought up on television and they could have kept that private.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: And I think Church probably would have loved to have
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: kept that private. You know. Yeah, they go to the set.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Sean arrived, says, hello, jove On and Annaline are in
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: the Philippines. They keep calling her Anna. I was like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: we were always told her name was Annaline. Is are
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: we now calling her Anna?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: He sometimes called her Anna. I sometimes called her Anna,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: depending on how much my notes were detailed. If I
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: was too tired to write that l y N. Yeah
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I did not.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, So Emma, and yeah, let's say
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: hello to you. Yes they're broken up. She goes, we
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: spoke for a few weeks ago, but it was not
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: a positive conversation. And yes, I'm dating, And he says,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to people, not dating anyone. She goes, I'm
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: sure he is. So Forrest says, right when he got
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: home from the Philippines, he got a job right away.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: He works as a pharmacy tech HI one at the pharmacy.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Hello him.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, it took him one week.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: One week to get a job. Beer cut could never
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: no get a job.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Also subs Molly, it took him a week to get
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: a job, and he's thriving.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for him. So Aviva and Stig. So, Stig,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: you broke up with a Viva, Dearie, via text message.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: This is your first time speaking system and he says, no,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: we've spoken a lot, and I did not break up
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: with her on text, like I think it was a call.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: She goes, no, it was a text and he goes, well,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: we were almost broken up by then anyway, and she goes,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. You broke up with me on text
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: and he goes, well, hey, you look good right now?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: How you doing. They're all like, stop hilarious. So Stig
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: is saying, like, it's okay, I could say she looks good,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and Laura says leave her alone, and he says, oh,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to say she looks good. Don't worry
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: about it, bro, And Laura immediately is setting the tone
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: for how she's going to be. She was like, I'm
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: not your bra.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Like immediately we're like, okay, Laura's here to fight with everybody.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Laura is on a feminist rampage, and normally I love
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: that because I'm on a feminist rampage all the time.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: But her holier than thou, like she's so cool, and
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: she's just I'm uh, she's really turning me off here.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't like her that much before.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: So Anneline and Jovon she's got shorter hair. She says
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: she feels so free with her short hair, and she
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: says she asked him to move there because she doesn't
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: want to leave and abandon her mother. So he's like, yeah, yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: so I'm here for a while. Then sadly, guys trigger warning,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I think Sean is because we didn't know this was
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: coming and it was a little shocking. Sean. Sean asked,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you know, the last time we saw you, guys, you
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: were going to have a baby, and she's says, well,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: unfortunately I had a miscarriage. And everybody goes, oh my gosh,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and even Sean. I don't know if
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Sean didn't know that, because she genuinely seem stunned.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: She did, and she had to. You could see her mind, like,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: how do I segue onto the next question to yes,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: the next couple.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: She's like, wow, well, we were interested to follow that journey. Okay,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: we'll give you a moment. Joshua and Alise, I hate.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: These stupid chickens. What have you been up to? Well,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I fought in the war, and then I invented a
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: new kind of cheerios and I went to the moon
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: and then I killed a man, I went to prison,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: got out. Wow. A lot to unpack there, But I
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: guess we're gonna come back to you guys.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: No follow up questions, never a follow up question. So
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: they turned to Joshua and Aalise and she says, well,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: that's true. We did break up at the airport. But
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: there's so many updates, high baby, and they are a
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: couple today.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Wow, high baby, damn it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe have a job, maybe, well he has a job, but.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's gotten a place to live.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's no longer living with a cocaine dealer. That
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: is in fact true, which is what I've been saying
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: all along. Did you see that I sent you the article?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was. It was confirmed that. Yeah, Chris,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: it was Chris. Chris. It's confirmed. Remember when I said
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I think Chris is his dealer. Remember when I said that.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: You did say that.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good guess on my part. And
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: that is true because he has been you know, arrested
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: felony prison for Chris cocaine dealing. Yeah, I know, listen.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's a personal trainer now I don't know, but
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: he has an arrest in the past for being a
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: cocaine dealers to.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Get their act together. You guys are forty. I know
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: it's not cute anymore. I know.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: And you know, maybe Elise is going to be the
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: one that's going to make Josh go, you know what,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I need to fix my life. But Josh is a
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: wife I believe also came out with his ex wife
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: with a yeah, my son can't be around him because
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• 28:32
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  Speaker 2: I was so happy when she broke up with them
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• 33:00
  Speaker 1: That was a good decision. And that was yeah. So
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  Speaker 1: Lisa and Daniel before they start jovon, jumps in and says, Lisa,
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  Speaker 1: you're coming back to us. Maybe you're coming back.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: To us getting maybe deprogrammed.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. Maybe his podcast app won't work
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: in the Philippines. Yeah. And Lisa says that she and
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Daniel broke up, got back together, and we broke up
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: again after four to five weeks, and Sean goes, wow,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: well that's a lot. She goes, oh, Sean, it gets better.
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  Speaker 1: Just you wait, and Sean's like, okay, aunt Rica, Trisha, Trish,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: so you have a big update. And she says mm hmm.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: She stands up and shows her belly and says, she's
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: six months pregnant. Now we're supposed to harken back to
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes ago when we heard that he hadn't talked
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: to her in six months or it's been or crazy
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: six months or whatever he said six months, and now
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: she's said he hasn't been there in six months, and
• 34:05
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• 34:09
  Speaker 1: it's his baby. But immediately he said, they don't they
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: don't even cut to a commercial, like immediately they say
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: he's not the dad, unfortunately not. And then as he
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: looks over at her, he goes, I love you to her.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: No, And then now I'm thinking, like, are they together?
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: And she got pregnant with someone else? Yeah, because he
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: got a vasectomy, Like I said, yes, maybe she inseminated,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: got inseminated. She is a midwife, so she may know people,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: true and might it might not cost what it does.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Here, uh huh uh huh.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Or she got hooked up with her ex or something. Yeah,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: and it was all an arrangement. They had a brand
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: new cute guy. I don't know, God, I hope, so,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I hope it's appropriate. He's been talking every day, he says.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Why like a dad, Like you're talking to your dad,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: your dad that you banged. Okay, all right, Laura and
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: beer Can, we're working our way around, so let's start
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: with you. Are you ready? And beer Cans like, I'm ready,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I'm born ready, I'm beer Can. It is the life
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: of beer Can. I spoke, Let's go. So she says
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: she's been back to Turkey to visit him. Things are great,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: and he gave her an actual ring. Okay. Sean asked
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: her about her saying the sex with him was vanilla.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: He was vanilla and she was spicy, and she was like, okay,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I mean thanks, Yes, that's still the same. But it
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: takes a while to learn each other. They talk about
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: the K one and if she applied, and she said
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: she's made some progress and they're just waiting. But before
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: she came, they got an envelope from immigration. She hasn't
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: opened it. Oh my gosh, won w'll let it be
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we see Michael backstaye. She just trying
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: hoping for a Nigerian priest to put a curse on this. Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: So she opens it and it just says the document
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: says you're in the process and make an appointment to
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: appear Like that's it. Yeah, that's all it says. It's
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: not a yes or no.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: She's like, it was a very phant envelope. I was
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: going back to like college acceptance days. There was clearly
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: one piece of paper in there. I felt like if
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: there was an approval, it would be a tiny bit
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: thicker and.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Be a little bit or girth. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm sorry,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I said girth. So I apologize. So then they talk
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: about how she is planning to go back to Turkey
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: soon and at that time, she wants to get her surgery,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: and he says, it doesn't matter when she comes back.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: It's not about the surgery, it's just about spending the
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: time together. Okay, do you know what surgery entails, because
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: it's not like good times.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: You can't be Oh, you're not gonna be going down
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: a boat and no, she's m h.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: The recovery is six weeks before she can resume normal activities.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: And then of course Sean's like, oh you know, and.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: She says, get into that. Anyway, He'll be fine.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: He doesn't care.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think he wants to bang her.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I don't either. And anyway, I think she was trying
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: to be like, you know, because I play pickleball. I
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: But right, he says he has not been as active
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: as Mike because now she doesn't talk to Michael.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I know. So I agree. I think that she doesn't have.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: It's like her trainer and they kayak together.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Remember they made protein bars together.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So he says he's now living in his hometown
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: with his family. They ask have you met his family?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: And he goes into this whole thing that he and
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: his father fight every day and that his dad is
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: the cause of all the problems, and he doesn't want
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Laura to have to meet those kind of people. He
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: wants to keep her, keep her distant from these people.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I thought he'd was saying that dad considers him the
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: cause of all the problem.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I thought that too, But then the way I wrote it,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I read it differently than the way I heard it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: He got was like his dad basically thinks he's a loser, yeah,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: and a failure, which probably might be true.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: True, but he's living with his parents in an apartment
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: that he bought years ago. It's an apartment that he owns.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: And Laura goes, this is brand new information, Like what
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: and she says, why wouldn't you just sell that apartment
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: to pay your debt? I don't understand. And he says,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: because the debt is the fifty thousand and the house
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: is only worth twenty five thousand, but in ten years
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I will sell it and it will be worth one
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Okay. I don't know how beer can math
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: works but doesn't make sense to me. But I did
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: major in English.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: But I also did not know that places were so
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: cheap there well, a small town, I mean where his
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: family lives. But the best part is Michael watching from backstage,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: going she looks upset. That's a shame. Aw, she looks upset.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I'm so sad that she looks up. Do you guys
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: see that her face that she looks kind of upset
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: He's like, she didn't know that I new information loving it.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: So he says, you know, in ten years, I'll sell it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: It's an investment, you know how I do trades and
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: think about the economy. And she goes, yeah, okay, I
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: guess that makes sense. And Lisa goes, you know what,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I would be really upset if I found out there's
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: no information at the tell all, like you've been there
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: twice and you're engaged to be married and he has
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: not told you this like property, Like that's scare And
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Laura goes, yeah, you know, I'm taking I'm surprised she
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: didn't bitte her head off, but she says, yeah, I'm
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I'm processed, like this is a lot to take. I'm
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: not sure what to think about that, and Sean goes, hmm, okay,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: so where are you gonna stay when you go there
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: for your surgery? If he doesn't have a place or
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: he's living with his parents. You're not allowed to meet
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the parents. And she goes, well, for the first week,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: it's in the hospital, and after that, I'm going to
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: let him figure it out. And he goes, you love
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: the B and B, so I will probably went that place.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: And Sean goes, and who pays for that?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: M hm?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: And she goes, last time I went, I have to
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: tell you. Beer can't pay for everything. And Sean goes,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: why isn't he putting that money towards his debt? And
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: he goes, do not worry. I will handle it. I
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: will handle where we stay, I will handle everything.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Get a job, and why don't you just get a
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: fucking job.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And he says Laura, even Laura, you are not the
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: only one full of a surprise. I have one. And
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh you do. What is it? And he says,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I paid that fucking debt, all of it. I paid it, okay,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: and they go, wait, what how much did you pay?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: He goes, fifty thousand dollars. You know, when I went
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: to Cyprus, I won the grand jackpot, which happened to
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: also just be fifty thousand dollars.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Laura goes, that seems coincidental, and he goes, no, it
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: is not. It is algorithms and.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Statistics, okay.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: And so they're all like, okay, so now that you
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: made fifty k to pay off your fifty k, now
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: you're at a debt, and so now you're not going
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: to gamble anymore. And they're all like, of course he's
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: gonna steal gamble and Joe Bond's like, he's not going
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: to stop. You got on that hot streak. Of course
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: he's going to keep doing it. Hilarious. So they take
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: a poll. Who here thinks?
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Who here?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I deer kN has a gambling addiction. Everybody raises their hand, yeah,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and he goes, Honestly, I do not care what everyone thinks.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I will stop gambling as a way of making money,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: but I will not stop gambling for fun. Okay. So
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: what so were you going to get a job?
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay. So then they say, let's talk about Michael. Still,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: no e Michael, and she goes, I haven't really seen
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Michael since Turkey. At the airport, he went ahead of
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: me through security and left me, and when we got home,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: instead of riding home with me, he got his parents
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: to drive three hours each way to the airport. It's like, okay,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: well you done pissed him off. Okay, but also they
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: were on the same airplane.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. Also, you dragged your parents out of
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: bed and made them drive six hours.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, you could have just gone to sleep in
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the back seat. So she says, well, it's a long story.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: But the night before we left Turkey, we were partying
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: with beer cans friends. Uh okay again okay, and Michael
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: told me I was being mean to him, So okay,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: let's bring Michael aft to talk about this. So Michael
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: comes out and he says, yeah, I was upset with her,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: but she was upset with me, and Laura goes, no,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: he's trying to turn it because he was mad at me.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: And Michael says, beer can heard you say this. Do
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: you want to tell them what you said? And she goes,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And he said, you're on your own
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: fucker to me at the airport, and he goes, yeah,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: because I was trying to ask you about your upgrade
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: and you told me you're on your own, fucker, and
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, I don't want to tell anybody. How
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I got my upgrader, then they would get the upgrade.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: It would take the upgrade from me. And I was
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: totally joking when I said, you're on your own, fucker.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: No, okay, you already got the upgrade. What she's saying
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: is if everyone on the plane use this this trick,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: then they'll won't give the upgrade. But you're one person.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: You're flying with one person.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Friend, one person. You're not going to tell the whole plane.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand this at all. Of course, you know.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what's the trick? I mean, you know so,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: so they're all everybody goes, wait a minute, So you
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: guys actually are not speaking to each other after being
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: friends over a flight upgrade and she goes yeah. And
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: he says, the way she treated me twenty four hours
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: before we got to the airport was so disrespectful. It
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: was constant comments about you're a baby, you can't do this,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you're do that, and Laura goes no. When we were
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: at the apartment, it's like beer Can and I were
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: snuggled up or cozied up together. He would say, I've
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: never seen you act like this with a guy, and
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Sean goes, nidees, me besides me because they used to snuggle.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: And Sean goes, so you're saying he was jealous, and
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: she says yes, and he goes, wow, okay no, and
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Farrest goes, well, Laura, you made him feel like a
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: third wheel and you shouldn't even even let him come.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: You should have just worked it out with beer can
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: on your own, like he didn't need to be there,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: and Jovan goes, yeah, you guys have always been so close,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: so of course he was going to be jealous. I
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: think Forrest made a great point here was of course
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: he felt like a third wheel. Why did he even come?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: He didn't even need to come. Yeah, but we are
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: filming a show, and like, why did Molly and dev
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: go with him? So same idea. So Laura says, okay,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: So Michael and I did have one drunken night years ago.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I was like a year and a half ago in
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: my apartment and I tried to kiss him and he
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: said no. And you know, it's a self fulfilling prophecy
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: with Michael because he puts somebody in that role as
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: a partner, but then he won't give them the relationship side.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: And eventually a girl gets tired of it, and then
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: he gets jealous.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I totally can see that.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Which I think is probably what's happened here.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: It is, and it's either because he is gay and
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: hasn't faced it, or he is has body dysmorphia because
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: of his facial you.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Know, surgery.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: He's clock palace yea, and he doesn't feel like he
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: can handle that, so he keeps them like a girlfriend
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: but won't actually yeah, romantic with that.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: And I go back to what he said last episode
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: when he said, when I met you, you were engaged, and
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: now you're engaged again. Like in the short time he's
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: known her, she's not engaged twice. So he's like, it's crazy,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: And I think in his mind he's like, no, I
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: don't want to be with this girl. She's desperado. Yeah,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you know. So Laura says no, so sorry. So Michael says,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not jealous. I'm glad she's gone. I never had
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: feelings for her romantically, you know, I'm glad she's with
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: beer Can It gets her out of my life. And
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I actually kind of think he believes that because I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: think he's sort of like, I saw how Craig she is. Yeah,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: she started dating this guy that she met making a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Snapchat filter. That's how she met him. She was making
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: a Snapchat filter and this guy was able to like
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: jump in and be like, hey, pretty American lady, got
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: some space in your apartment.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: And I think it's safe for him to have a
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: engaged woman around, which is I think maybe why they
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: bonded at the beginning, like she already had right, but
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: now the fiance, it's impacting his life because he keeps
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: getting dragged into it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: I do think that just their relationship is just very
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: weird and toxic. The fact that they became best friends overnight,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: they've only known each other for a year and a half,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: and they do everything together, everything and every single day together. Yes,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: all they do is spend time together. That's weird and
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: codependent and fast. Agree, and it feels like a pattern.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And yes, it feels like a pattern for both of them.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: For both of them. Yeah, so I think they're both
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: wrong here. And I don't like why Michael's getting piled
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: on by the whole.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Cast either, because she's awful. So everybody goes, well, we
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: think you're just jealous, and Joshua says he didn't want her,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: but he didn't want anyone else to have her, and
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Michael goes, no, that's just not the truth. I'm not
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: interested in her that way, which I think Joshua had
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: was a slight point there. Joshua kind of woke up.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: He was kind of asleep there for a bit, so yeah,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: uh huh. Sean says to Michael, do you think Laura
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and beer Can are compatible? And he goes, you know,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: right now, I think it's fun. I think it's fun
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: in the honeymoon phase. But Laura needs someone who can
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: speak to her on a high intellectual level. And his
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: English is good, but try to truly express himself is
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: a bit more challenging, which is maybe he's talked to
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: beer km more than we have and says like he
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: really actually can't in our language. You know, maybe there
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: is a language barrier that we didn't see because I
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: felt like he was speaking perfectly.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Except that last episode I could not understand when he
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: saying subtitles, and even with the subtitles, I did not
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: understand the context and the actual.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: The seeker reference is saying, yeah, like you keep shooting
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: for your.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Weird metaphors that it's like he's trying to sound smart. Yes,
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: I mean absolutely nothing. Yes, and she likes that, oh
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I'm written by a sixth grader and loves.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, she likes it though, that's what she likes. So
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Stick says, hey, man, you should just give the blessing,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: and Michael goes, they have it. I don't care. I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: hope they work out like I hope. I hope it does.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: And they asked Michael if they'll be friends again. He goes, no,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think we'll be friends, like she intentionally hurt me,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and I think she did because I think she's very,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: very mean. And she says, well, I never did anything
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: intentionally to hurt you, but what you've done since then
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: is intentional, Like you get upset with me and you
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: just walk away. And he's like, don't care. So Sean says, well,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I wish you could have come to a resolution. Michael
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: is good to see you, okay, And then they all
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: kind of joke around, like, tell us how you getting
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: those first class tickets girl, and she was like, I'll
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: tell you. If you're not on my flight, I'll tell you.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Viva goes, you're on your own, fucker, which was hilarious.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Repeated that's the funniest Aviva has ever been with that line. Also,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Laura got a freaking Scott Free for her weird fantasy
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: trying to get a vampire and a zombie to fall
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: in love and fight over her. Yes, this manipulation that
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: she was doing, trying to get each one to be jealous. Yeah,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: and she was totally getting off on it. Yes, she
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: got no heat for that.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Maybe we'll circle back so because sometimes we
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: circle back to like a big banger at the end,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: like something major comes. Yeah, and the talk it had
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Michael as he leaves says, I do think karma will
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: play itself out and their friendship is beyond salvageable. I
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: think he's like, you guys just don't know what a
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: monster she is.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I think. Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we are going to end it there with
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: part one. Okay, so this is the end of part
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: one of the recap. Part two will already be in
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: your feed, but I'm going to end it there, So
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: come back for part two.