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2011 - 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (s8e12) "Final Boarding Call" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: I'm here with Kimberly. Hey girl, Hello, hello, Hello. We've
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: got two people that are possibly ridden first class on
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: the Struggle West. Here today, guys, front.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: Row, front row, right behind the driver.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: I got two crowns this morning, and I don't do
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: well with dental procedures. I roofed myself before we went,
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: and then got there and the nitress machine didn't work.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: And that was all I had been living for, was
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: the nitrosus machine that will relax you and kind of
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: make you a little into a different La la land.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: And it didn't work, so they get charged for it.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: But that was a very expensive morning where I was
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: not knocked out to the extent that I like doing
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: knocked out.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: And it's not expensive for like botox or a massage.
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: It's not like I'm getting a fancy haircut and it's expensive,
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: but I enjoyed it great. Yes, this is you're paying
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: someone a lot of money to torture you, which is
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: kind of like a metaphor for watching the ninety Day
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: Fiance franchise.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: No one's paying me to watch it, but I guess
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: I do get paid by ads, So yeah, you are paying.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: You are paying for Discovery Plus or cable service.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: I am, I'm paying for all that, for.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: The pleasure of being tortured by these people.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: And then for Kimberly has it felt well for a
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: few And I never got a straight answer from you
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: if you ever went to the doctor, So.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: I said, you pressured me into going. I went to
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: urgent care. COVID and flu were negative, but she said,
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: you have all of the flu signs except you don't
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: have the nasal stuff or the throat stuff. Just have
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: a horrible headache like blood rushing in your ears kind
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: of headache. Yeah, neck pain, body aches, joint pain, a
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: little dizziness and very Yeah. I just didn't know what
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: was going on. So she wanted me to go get
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: a head ct at the er, and I emailed my
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: doctor and she said, you don't have to do that
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: as long as the over the counter flu medicine is
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: making a dent in the pain. Yes, it is making
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: a dent in the pain. And she said, Okay, then
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: you're probably good. It's probably not like meningitis or something,
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: which is like if you have neck pain, which I've had,
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I get nick pain, but not
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: like this. And this headache has been every day, but
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: today the headache's pretty much gone. I just am so
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: low energy. Yeah, I am not sleeping, and it's just miserable.
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: Poor Benji has not gotten on a long walk in
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: a long time, never.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Going to get adopted.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: I haven't even recorded our Dateline episode because I haven't
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: felt up for it. I need a lot of energy
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: for that. I can be low energy yet, Pink Shade,
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: that's right, that's right. But so we're pushing our ads
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: and our episode is probably going to come out of Friday,
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: which we've never done before. I don't think ever. But yeah,
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: as long as our advertisers say it's okay, yeah.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you guys, what is happening? And then all
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: this other stuff that happened, And then I was like,
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: and then Matt's like, mercury is in retrograde, and I
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if I believe in that that.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe I do now, I do?
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: I think maybe I do now.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you another interesting fun fact and then
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: we will continue with something upbeat.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: When Anna, my daughter was born, her birthday is March eleventh.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: Fun fact Matt's birthday I think is March twelfth, when
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: maybe it's the thirteenth. I think it's the twelfth. When
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: my daughter was born, was the first time that we
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: had a war with Iran twenty three years ago, because
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: I remember, like, uh, my sister in law wrote like,
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: you know, welcome to the world, like here's a blanket
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: or whatever on the day you were born, like we
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: bombed Iran or something. I was like, wow, Wow, good
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: times for this new baby. Anyway, her birthday's coming back
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  Speaker 1: around and here we are again.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: So just got to the office when I think Oscar
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: gets like a frame newspaper page for Jim and Pam's
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: Baby of the day, and it's like spring has sprung.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: It's like a perfect headline. But then the baby gets
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: born like the next day and it's like Scranton Strangler
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: strikes again.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: That is about right, and so that is listen. I
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: don't understand anything about anything, but I will tell you this.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: I did DM quite a bit with the lease last night,
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: so I'll have my inside information for that. And I
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: did announce yesterday on Mugshot Monday that my interview with
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: Kimberly of Kimbali was going to be coming out on Thursday.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: Well guess what. She had a conflict, so that will
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: not be coming out on Thursday. But if you're a
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: listener here on the free feed, you are going to
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: get the Love is one wedding episode that'll come out
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: on the page feed on Wednesday and the free feed
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: on Thursday. Because I had to put something in that spot.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: I'll be on a boat. I can't record an extra
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  Speaker 1: episode at this point, and not because I can't feel
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: half my face, because I don't have time. So uh anyway,
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: enjoy enjoy that, Enjoy that prime prime content content.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: My identisty today told me she watches Love as Blind.
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: Oh look at them.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, look at me? Did I just
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: gain a lot of people?
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: Do? My brother and his wife do, and they don't
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: watch any reality TV.
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: So my son and his girlfriend just finished watching The Traders, Yes,
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: I told him.
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  Speaker 2: But oh I also had to cancel our Traders live stream,
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: which was such a farmer and I'm so sad about that.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: So hopefully this Friday will feel better. And I thought
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: the reunion was going to be this week, dropped it
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: and so we'll do a belated catch up with whoever
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: wants to come on and join us. My brother and
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: his wife really want to come on because actually they
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: do watch Traders now yeah, so they really want to
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: be part of it. They want to be on the podcast.
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: They begged to come on Great British Bake off our
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: top show, and it never happened a date with the
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: Bake and so I owe them so.
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: Kimberly, that will be very exciting. I won't be able
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: to watch it because I'll be on a boat, but
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  Speaker 1: I'll be able to watch it later because I am
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: a member of your Patreon.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, of course, of.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: Course, all right, let's get started.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: I just dropped yours. But it's fine, no you didn't.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: You guys. This is heavy on the Kimberly because if
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: you're new here, we like assign people and sometimes it'll
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: be like, oh my gosh, all my people are this week,
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: and then what happens is I will go, oh wow,
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: you had too many people. Let me take this couple.
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: But Kimberly didn't alert me and I didn't go to
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: take my notes till after my root Canal Crown situation.
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: It's usually on me because I usually do it first,
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: do my notes, ahead of.
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  Speaker 1: Like, and you didn't tell me, and I feel terrible
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I don't want to be a burden.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Well you're sick, and you should have been a burden.
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  Speaker 1: You should have say.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: You can't feel half your face.
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: So it's true. And when I do feel it, boys
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: are going to hurt. That's cute. Where did that come from?
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: You just pulled that out of nowhere. She's got a
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: little sign.
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: I had this here. Oh, Benji, Oh Benji. Huh, she
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to have a smile today.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: You know, lots of people are talking about you. Benji
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: is and like, oh, I wish I lived in southern Californias.
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: So cute. He is so cute.
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  Speaker 1: I do have to say one last thing. I went
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: to I had to do some earrings yesterday, and so
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: I went over to Staples where DESCRIBED do my Amazon returns,
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: and next door is a pet smart And I'm not
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: lying when I say there were two to three hundred
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: dogs outside. They were talking an adoption day situation.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know what why all these people were
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: there with dogs. I don't know if they were like
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: you and they were fostering dogs and they were there
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: with dogs to try to like, hey, look at this dog.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want to adopt it? I don't know, but.
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  Speaker 2: There were maybe were volunteers.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they were all volunteers, and they were there with
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  Speaker 1: the dogs to showcase the dogs, because it would be
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: like three people walking a dog around, yeah, and then
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: two people talking to one dog. Yeah. There were so
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  Speaker 1: many dogs you couldn't even like I couldn't even hardly
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: walk into the safe holes. I was like, hello, hello, doggies,
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm going and then I'm getting very distracted by
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: the dogs. I don't know what was happening. It was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That's exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Though.
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  Speaker 2: I hope some god adopted.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure they did. But I wrote to Anna
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  Speaker 1: and I said, oh, She's like, where are you. I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I was trying to get over to
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: pick up our dogs at the groomer. And I said,
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: I am, you're the pests swer and there are so
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: many hundreds of dogs out here. She was like, don't
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: tell me that, because you know i'one go get one. Yeah,
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: I said, not in this house, not no. But guess
• 10:01
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• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Could That might be a little impetus.
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  Speaker 1: Season eight, episode twelve, final boarding call. So now what back?
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  Speaker 2: Aren't we look like clowns to you? What are you do?
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• 13:32
  Speaker 2: you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Did some people get off the plane, and now some
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: people are getting on the plane and now it's final
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: boarding call. These instructions are out.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: The green been flying in reverse this whole time in
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: some sort of time warp show, and we're it's lost
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: and we are going backwards in time. Why are we
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: final boarding call? That still wouldn't make sense because we
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: still have half the season to go, so that I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand we are I don't what. I'm so mad.
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  Speaker 2: I literally wrote, are we a fucking joke? It's like
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  Speaker 1: Stop it right? I hate you?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, don't say I feel like you're an abusive lover. Well,
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  Speaker 2: and you're gaslating me, and I won't be gas lit.
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  Speaker 1: We don't like these titles. We don't like them.
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  Speaker 2: Well at least put them in order or procedure of
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I agree with all that. So and I get
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  Speaker 1: it because they did final boarding call, like Alisa is
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: having trouble going to Australia, Like I kind of get it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just everyone else.
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  Speaker 2: Been there for a long time.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: You know, everybody else is final boarding card to head
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: back home exactly. Well, we're gonna start with Alise and
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Joshua and no less than six people DM to me
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: last night saying I can't wait to hear your hot
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: takes on her bags. Now here's what I will tell you.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Nobody in the world would have their bags displayed in
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: their place like that if they weren't real. So I
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: wrote her and said, lots of people are asking me
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: about your bags. And in the past, I've clocked a
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: lot of fake bags. I've clocked a lot of and
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Darcy fake back, Darcy and Stacy fake bags. And she
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: wrote that, bitch, clock me all mine or real? Yep.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: And then I said, you know I love you. Will
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you come back on the show? And she said, I
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: was hoping you would, hoping you would ask. So she's
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: going to come back on.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: This woman had five hundred thousand dollars stolen from her.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: She can afford real bags.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: We've seen her parents. There have been things online about
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: how rich rich her parents are. She is a model,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I think, a successful model. I mean look at her,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: and I do believe she's had a series of very
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: rich fiances except for that one. All the money and boyfriend.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: So all her bags are real and she has them
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: displayed in a way that made me very happy.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: In her bedroom, I didn't even notice that, so you
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: might need to subscribe it to people.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: So at the foot of her bed. So when she
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: was on the floor in her bedroom packing all against
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: the wall, the wall is like a it's like a
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: half wall because it's like her bet her bedrooms in
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: the loft area, so it's a half wall. The half
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: wall to the floor was shelves like two here one here,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: two here one here too, all across with little lights
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: displaying I don't know how I missed that. It was beautiful.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: It was like going to a store. It was yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, only a serial killer would go to
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: that much effort to display fake bags.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: And she was like, not a serial killer, They're all real.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, good for you, good for you. Yes.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: So she's packing for her trip and she's showing off
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: her red light sleep mask, which I also would like
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: to know what kind she uses. I probably can't afford it.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I need I have doctors. Yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: And how much was that?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: It was about five hundred dollars years ago, But I
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: waited until it was Sephora like double point stay and
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: you can get like forty percent off one item or
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: whatever support does once or twice a year, and I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: use it for that.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: That's very smart because I would like one of those.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: So she's like, is this sexy? Well, Joshua think this
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: is sexy? Uh so, how long is she going on
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: this trip for? Do we know? Because she's packing eight purses.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: She's packing five fifty pounds bags. I don't know how
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: at least two weeks. I think if you go to Australia,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: you have to stay at least two weeks, right, because
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: of just the time difference and everything.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So she's so excited to meet Joshua and
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: she starts calling him josh in this episode. Yeah, she says,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I'm so excy to meet him and to see if
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: he can be my future husband. Let's not but the
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: card a horse.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: So she pours out this huge basket of bikinis, including
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: what she thinks are granny style bottoms, bikini bottoms which
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: are more than I would ever show and have ever showed,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: even when I was twenty. She says it's been six
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: months since she's had sex, which is the longest time
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: since freshman year of high school. So okay, okay, I mean,
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: if your parents, your parents are watching. She wants to
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: take it slow with Joshua, but even if not, if
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: she did want to do it, the roommate is going
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: to be there. And she's talked to the roommate and
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: he's nice, and I was like, he I thought from
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: the preview that the roommate was a female, So I
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: was very confused at this point. And I thought Joshua
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: had been putting on a fake friend on the phone
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: that she had talked to and and it was not
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: his roommate. So this is where my mind was going.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: So I'm also very sick, so who knows what it was?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: A fever dream?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So she says, I've talked to the roommate. He's
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: really nice. But it's super weird that Joshua at forty
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: needs to split the rent with the room. It's a rental,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: and because he lives with his parents and he needs
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: to split the he can't even rent a place for
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: like a couple of weeks without a roommate.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: That seems weird.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: And she says, if he would have told me his
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: finances upfront, I would have split it with him, but
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I don't want to offend him by making a big
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: deal about it. So I'm going with the flow. And
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: so then her friend Yulia picks her up from the airport.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: And I thought it was three suitcases. It's five suitcases.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: They're fifty pounds each.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: It looks like five suitcases to be, and looks like
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: maybe three of them are fifty pounds and the two
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: of them are like carry ons, you know.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So they can't even carry them down the stairs alone,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: like they each need to grab usid. So Alice says
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: she told Yulia about this mysterious last text from Josh
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: because she was so stressed about it. And she says,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Josh sells boats for a living. She calls me a
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: yacht broker, which you could sell boats and not be
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: like a yacht broker. I don't know what's considered a yacht,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: but like you could sell dinghies and to be a
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: boat seller but also not be a We're unsure. He
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: works for a company, and a few weeks ago he
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: took his friends out on a joy ride on a
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: boat that his company was selling, so company property, and
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: he crashed the boat into the rocks. Sounds alarmingly like
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Paul Murdoch.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: That's the first thing I thought of because true crime
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: people think alike. And the first thing I thought was like,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, was anybody thrown from the boat never found?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Was Josh? So a couple things. Paul was wasted? Yeah,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: was Josh drinking with his buddies? Now that we've met
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Josh and Chris, I think it's highly likely they were drinking.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: And but the other big point is that Paul was
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: like sixteen or seventeen, Right, his frontal lobe was not
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: developed at all. Right, Josh is thirty nine years old.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: You've had thirty nine years on this planet for your
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: get your prefrontal lobe dumb fuckery out of your system.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to go on a joy ride on a boat.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: So let's say he's stolen stolen, he stole a boat
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: from where he works to go on a joy ride
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: with his buddies. Thought that was a good idea, and
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: then was stupid enough tosh it, And so he's on
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: his last leg at work. I was like, it seems
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: like that would have been no leg, that would have
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: been like yafyand tired, and maybe the reason and you
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: have to pay for all this, Yeah, I think that's
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: the reason he has to live with his parents or
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: wherever he lives, because.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, some yachts are like hundreds and hundreds of
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: thousands of dollars.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Some of them are millions of dollars.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: So I don't know how big this yacht was, but
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: the damage could be. This is just horrible. So he
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: got a final warning and Yulia says, huge, red flag huge.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Julia says, this is so responsible, irresponsible for like an
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: almost forty year old man to do this. And Alice said, so,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I just found out he might lose his job and
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: he lives with his parents. But I really like him.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: And I said, if I, you know, if I didn't go,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I would always wonder what if, what would have happened?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: So I have to go. And Yulia's like, just keep
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: your heart closed. Yeah, because your legs clothes.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: He's good looking, he's got an Australian accent. Mm hmm,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: So right there, your defenses are weakened exactly.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I would say, maybe wait until he has
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: a shit together, give him six months or a year
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: to like maybe get a different job and be moved out. No,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: in the meantime, if you meet someone rich in Florida, right, yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: then it wasn't meant to be so.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Or just not a scammer or not facing charges from
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: their just they don't have to be rich, they just
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: have to be like regular.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Regular and like a decent person or a well meaning
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: sugar daddy.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just fine too.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she would be a perfect sugar baby.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I think she's dabbled in the sugar baby room.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: For sure, But she seems to want something real now.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: But she has a horrible picker, so so she needs.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I hate to say it, I always say it that
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: she needs a conservatorship. She needs. She needs a panel
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: of people who are in charge of her love life.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Like us, we could do it. And like we, she
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: presents the men and we say yay or nay.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: The facts we need all that.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll need a forensic accountant first of all to
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: dive into their finances and and we need she needs
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: or like a professional matchmaker. She needs, like someone like
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Seema Auntie from Indian Matchmaking.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: When I was getting my double crowns today, you know
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: that when you lay down, either have like the TV
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: above you and the lady goes, do you want to
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: have on Netflix or something? I go, yeah, I like
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: when you put on the Barack Obama like parks around
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the world and then you see all that. You know,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: it's not great when you see like a lion like
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: killing a gazelle or something, but you know, otherwise it's interesting.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: So when I open my eyes, I have something to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: look at and she goes, oh, okay, So she puts it
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: on and.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: This narrated yeah, oh I could, Oh I need to watch.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: That does put.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Me in a happy state.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. And it's like in this park in you know, Zimbabwe,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Da Da and there's a there's a type of worm
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: that's never been seen before, and they show it and.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Tell me about the worm.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Back, tell me about the worm and it eats the
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: snail and you're like, how beautiful. And it's you know,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: it's really close national geographic, you know, yeah, really cool.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: So anyway, before that came on, she goes, oh, yeah,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: let me find it again, because it had been on
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and it turned off. She's let me find it again.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: And the first thing came up was Indian Matchmaking and
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the dentist goes, oh, that show looks good. I go,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I've covered it. I've covered it. It is a great show.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: It's just oh yeah, you know, tell me what you
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: cover on your podcast, and so you know, whenever you
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: say love after lock up er ninety day fiance, this
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: sort of glaze over. Yeah, but she was very interested
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: that I covered love is Blind.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I love that, she said.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Picture. She said she's going to listen on Thursday. I
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, I just watch out. I have a
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: dirty mouth. Sorry.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I just lie and I need to remember.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I need do a fake story, but I still haven't
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: found a good one. I'm going to say I am
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: something that Elisa's like boyfriends do like a Yeah, I
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: am a yacht broker. Say I'm a yacht broker.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: People would believe that you lived here the water, you
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: could be a yacht broker.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I don't dress like a yat broker, So you yacht
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: broke in flip flips, I don't think so.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: You're like, I have a very casual Jimmy Buffett style client. Yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: So twenty minutes later she's at the counter. It's like,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: twenty minutes later, very dramatic music. She's at the counter
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: of the airport. Am I getting pranked? She's freaking out.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: She applied for a tust visa and it was instantly
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: approved because maybe they love Americans in Australia. I don't know.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: And she's like, now it's saying your visa is denied. Girl,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: go home. It's not meant to be if you needed
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: a sign. So she starts crying and the guy has
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: ran it through the system. He's called Border control in Australia.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Ran it eight times. It keeps getting denied. Finally it
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: gets approved, which we already knew because we've seen in
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: the previous that she's in Australia. So it turns out
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: that a lease transposed her first and her last name
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: on the visa form.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, sometimes on those forms, like if you're going in
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and out of a country and they give you the
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: form on the plane and they tell you fill out
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: one for your group and then everybody else. Do you
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: know all that? First of all, everybody handsome to me,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and I do them all, So I do the I
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: do the first one, and I really study it. Yeah,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: because you because it will say like surname, yeah, and
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: like my son and my daughter for sure would put
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: their first name. They would not know Surnamy's last name.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like you have to Yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that it happens all the time. And they
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: looked at her and goes, is your name Benson, Elise,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: and she's.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Like, right, hold on, that's Elise Benson.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think it happens. The good thing.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: You're pretty Elise. So she tells the counter guy, if
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I wasn't about to meet the man of my dreams,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I would ask for your number because you've been very helpful.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: And then she goes like this to the camera, like
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: she pull on post. She's been filming herself and she
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: keeps and then she boards the plane and she is
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: full on eye fucking herself in the phone.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: She's like it has to be a selfie stick, right,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: because her arms appear to be down by her side.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: But she's definitely doing like this.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: No, she's a professional, and she has those gazelle limbs. Yes,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: so her you know, And she's just like this. She's
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: smising as she's walking down the aisle of the plane.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like a sweaty mess horror person like, He's like,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: yes with my hair, and I'm trying to stressed about
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: where am I going to put my bag? So she
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: boards the plane. Then we meet Joshua. He's thirty nine
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: in Sydney. He's cute. I do not believe he's under forty.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: He just needs to grow his hair out. He and
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: his buddy both had like super tight, shaved to the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: head hair on the sides, and then it was long
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: on the tip of this. Maybe that's an Australian look,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: but I didn't like it. His hair needs to feel
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: a little longer, and he did look like screen issue.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: He's spent a lot of time in the sun.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so he meets some peals, but he's he's
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: super cute. So Joshua, he's walking down the street and
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: his friend from a window and a building above yells
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: oi dickhead. So that's our intro. I loved it, So
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: josh says, I'm between places at the moment. So I
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: rented a nice place for Lisa's visit with my friend Chris,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: who is a man. So I was totally wrong at
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: this point. So I was like, oh, okay, I completely
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: misunderstood that preview. So he's bought groceries that she's requested,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: but only some of what she's requested because it cannot
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: maybe afford all of the groceries she requested.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, So.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: He's Chris is teasing, like you're shitting yourself now, right,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: are you so excited?
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: And they're just growing out teasing each other.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Do you think this is Chris's apartment and he's just
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: staying in the guest room.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: It's possible, okay. But Chris has has put a framed
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: poster of himself in a tuxedo drinking Scotch in front
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: of a roaring fire, which I don't know why he
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: has as that photo, but that's hilarious and it's a
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: it's a huge poster and it's framed and he's put
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: it in Josh's bedroom above the bed.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: It's funny.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: He's like, it's hilarious. Yeah, So Josh and says Elise
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: is beautiful. She's so gorgeous, but she's also a good
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: listener and she's fiery. But I think that's a good
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: quality until she blows up at my local bar and
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I see the firings in person, so yep uh, And
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: then it's like the Fire Festival, which was a good
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: quality and no one so okay. Josh and Chris are
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: going to the Melbourne Cup, which is like a horse
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: race and it's the biggest day in Melbourne, it's a
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: huge deal, and they're going after they pick up Alice
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: at the airport, and he says, she's spontaneous, she'll like it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It's nobody would want this, not one person in the
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: world that's.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Not even a jet setter, model person who is used
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: to weird hours and traveling.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I agree with all that that is crazy behavior. I
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: would be like, I'm going to need to go to
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: your apartment, sleep for like two days, get on the
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: correct time zone, wait me at eight in the morning
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: two days from now, so I'll think it's I've gone
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: backwards in time. I've gone forwards in time. Like this
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: is crazy behavior, crazy No.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: So Chris is like, do you think she'll like it
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: here being a Miami girl. I bet she'll like me,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: but I think she'll probably have a problem with Nat.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: So are an American girls more jealous and they don't
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: like the man and women being friends thing. And Josh says,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I've never even thought about that, so I wasn't wrong.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Josh says Nat is a very special female friend of
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: his who is let him into her home and he
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: has been staying with her for three months. And the
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: producer says, uh, wait rewind and at last told us
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: that you are staying with your parents, and he goes.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Huh huh, oh huh, forgot about that, and.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Then he smiles. So is he a pathological liar like
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: most people on the show tend to be.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Or just a liar? You could be a regular liar.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: We don't know yet, Sure a sometimes liar? Or did
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: she misunderstand? Like I really doubt it. I think he
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: fully told her I'm staying with my parents. Uh. So
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Josh and Chris pull up at the airport and Josh says,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I'm nervous, hold my hand, and they're holding hands in
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: the car, and then they're holding hands walking in. It's
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: very funny. Also, Josh's pants are so tight they are
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: painted on. You can see every curve of his thigh muscles,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: which are large.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They they're leggings, very tight pants to go to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a horse race.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Alice Lands, she's filming herself. She looks amazing,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: nothing like me on a plane a day.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: How do you travel over twenty five hours and get
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: off the plane looking like that?
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: No idea? Yeah, genetics. So she says, I'm exhausted and
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: some help.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But I mean, like, did she wash all her
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: makeup off on the plane, start over, and then start
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: over and then how did she get her hair? She
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: told me she never brushes her hair. That's the trick,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: and she uses panteen. That's what she told me.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah that works on you, girl, That would not work
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: on me. I'd have a pull on rat's nest. So
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: she's like, I would look like a Viva.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Is what I would look like?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, so she says, I'm exhausted. I look like Aviva now,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: so I need to stop making fun of a Viva.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I wish I looked face like a Viva, but my
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: hair is starting to look like a Viva too. So
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: she says, I'm exhausted. But I'm meeting Josh for the
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: first time, and this man walking by says beautiful lady,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: and she, which I think just literally happens to her
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: every single day because she's very used to it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Also, I might be like, what, I have
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: a brain duck comment on my looks. I might be
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: like a raging feminist.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh my god, me, thank you what?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: In reality, I'd probably be too uncomfortable to say anything,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: so I'd be like, thanks, don't murder me.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Don't murder me, don't don't follow me to my car?
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so, she says, thank you. I hope my
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: husband thinks so too. I'm about to meet him for
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: the first time.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's don't just don't call him your husband. Okayo.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Uh So, she's freshening up in the airport bathroom. She
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: saw that Josh on Josh's social media that Chris is
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: with him, and she's spiraling, why did he bring Chris?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Why are they wearing boots? What is happening? Is he
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: nervous to meet me? Why can't he afford an apartment?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Is he living his parents? She's like, spirally, my parents.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I can't let my parents down. I can't like let them,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: you know, have to bail me out again. As long
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: as Josh doesn't steal half a million dollars from you,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: then you you're good. But when yeah, so she comes
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: out in her skimpy leggings and bra top, which I
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: don't I just don't understand, and should they hug and kiss?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: And she's saying how sexy he is? And she says,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I feel like I look like shit and he looks amazing. Like,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: and that's an oxymoron, right, isn't that? Oh no, wait,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: an oxymoron is I don't know what an oxymoron is.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I'm very tired, but I at least she knows that
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: she is wrong and that what she said was not
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: an oxymoron.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's good.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So she he tells her it's like the biggest
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: day of the year here, huge horse race. Come with
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: us to a bar and we're going to celebrate. She's like,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I need to shower and I'm disgusting, and Chris comes
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: up and she hugs Chris and they need to be
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: there in like thirteen minutes. So time is of the
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: essence for the first race to start.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, my god, this is I think this is
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: so rude.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: It is so they say, after some tequila, you won't
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: even care if you've showered.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Great idea.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: She could go back to the apartment and then you
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: guys can go up.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give her like some alone time to like unpack
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: and shower and take arrest and yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they do say you're not supposed to go
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: like to sleep. You should like get on that time zone,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: like wait until nighttime to fall asleep.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know, not in this situation. I don't know.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: It's a lot. So Chris or Chris says, well, just
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: pull something out of your fifty suitcases. It'll you know.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: And then that's where she likes it, because she loves clothes.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: And she's like, we'll do a fashion show here in
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: the airport. Pull everybody, pull, grab a suitcase, open it up,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: look for dresses. So they're pulling out dresses and she's like,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I want something sluttier than that. And then she's like,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: that dress I don't need a bra or underwear in
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: and Chris is like, that'll save some time, so let's go.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: So Josh loves that. She's being a trooper, which is
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: what everyone on pillow talk called her. And she gets
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: ready in the bathroom, she comes out ready for the runway.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Just she could be going to a Miami cocktail party.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah by the beach.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: She's not bloated, puffy, nothing, no boobs.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Are out, no underwear always just it's amazing and she's
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: at least she and she's like, now I match you guys.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: So they're all strunning in their you know, fancy outfits.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: So good for her. She handled it well.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Not me, not.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have no, And I've been like, are you insane?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Now you guys go? What time will you be back?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I'll be ready and cute by then, But in between
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I might take a four hour and out.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I do worry that she suffers a bit from cool
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: girls syndrome, where she's trying hard to be the cool
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: girl that like watches football and drinks beer and hey,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: goes with the flow, doesn't ever complain about things, and
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: she might be leaning into that a lot, and that's
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: not real. So if you are annoyed, like you can
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: be annoyed, and if you would rather go shower, say
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: you'd rather go shower?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Let me see what she wrote, because I wrote her
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: and said, girl, is this man homeless? Right? And let
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: me see that. She replied, I said, girl, is this
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: man homeless? Is he hot and homeless? And she wrote, oh, girl,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: the drama. I'll explain it when I come on your show.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: So yeah, she'll explain it. But hot and homeless is
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: not what we're there for. Okay, No, Now, unfortunately for you,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: we're going to go to an events. Dig I did
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: post a picture of her hair last night and say,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: are there showers and Belize. Our bunkie Melissa that lives
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: in Belize half the year wrote and said that she
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: had to leave police early. I think she must say
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: she did something to her ankle or something. She had
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: a medical situation, and she said, however, she has put
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: her niece on the case. And it continues to be
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the same answer. No one knows who this man is.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Told you Marieltor went there and asked three people at
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: the resort where she stayed. No one had ever heard
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: of him, and looked at her like she had ten heads.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: So I love it. We're still going with Yeah, he
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: is a legend in his own mind. Okay, mm hm.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: So it's the next day she's going to meet her
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Aunt Spring and Stig, which is she wouldn't because Anne
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Spring is going to poison her mind with more truths,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I mean lives. And he doesn't want to lose Aviva
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: over this. It would be stupid to lose her over this.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: You cheating?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Not No, it's not stupid. And thegnant it's questionable.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even her greasy hair meets Spring in her mad era,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: which only missing is the pointy bras and springs. Niece
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Karen is there, so Aviva orders a strong wohito because
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: she's stressed. Girl, you might also be pregnant, so don't
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: have too many, please correct one is fine. So Aviva
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: tells them what Stig's story was, that that girl was
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: just a fan that he took a photo with, and
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Karin's like, this girl's been my best friend since childhood,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Like she wouldn't lie to me. Here's the photo in question,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: and she's been telling me about him for a long time,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: how they've been together on and off and hooking up.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: And when I heard that you were dating him, I
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: thought that was really weird because they're hooking up sexual
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: and everything and.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: As opposed and they're just hooking up to play pickleball.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Have exactly so like Laura and Michael, I would just
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: play pickleball buddies. So and also they did Karinn dirty
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: by doing a shot of her missing the straw like
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: like ten times she goes like this, like it was
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: one of these like where you can't give the straw
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: in your mouth. Now I don't believe you, Karen, Like
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: why drunk? They did that dirty? Like they should have
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: had her put it right up to the mouth, touching
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: her nose. To her finger, counting backwards from one hundred,
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: like so that we know she's sober and we can
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: believe her and this friend. So Aviva says, okay, so
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: what's going on currently before I lose my mind on him? Like,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: what's the current situation with them? And so Karen's like,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: let me call her, so Aviva says, So they call
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: the friend and Aviva says, ask her when was the
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: last time you and Stig had sex? And the friend
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: says last month and when we were like in Palencia together,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: And Aviva says, are you still communicating with him?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: They still talk? Did he tell you he was in
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: a relationship? And Karin is like repeating and she's like,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: so he said to her that he's single, So yeah, like.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I know you could heard her answers, Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I know. So Aunt Spring is just so pleased with herself.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: She's like a cat that swallowed a canary. She's just
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: like I told you. So, he's never mentioned Aviva at all.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Do you hear that, Aviva waiter? So he has never
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: mentioned her at all, Like, but I'm not happy about it.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm smiling. So Karen says, Okay, thanks, friend,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: I owe you a night out, as if to be like, look,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: we are friends, Aviva. I just called her friend and
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I said that we are going to go out, so
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: believe me. So they hang up and Spring says, Aviva,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: do you used to believe him when he says she's
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: just a fan and you say she's just a fan,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: and you say he's just a fan, oh babe, And
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Aviva says not really, And I was like, not really.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Some of the chemicals in your unwashed hair have seeped
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: into your brain, because what is what is not? Really?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I would have liked to have seen more than the
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: one picture.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I need more proof for sure. Yeah, but I'm already
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: at like ninety percent before this happened with Stick.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a tough one because it's not like
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: this girl was like, here are six other pictures.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: From that vacation we went on together, and here is
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: our entire thread that I've sent you in a word
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: document like or screenshots like here's my simpard.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: It's just him.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: On the text be manipulated in one picture. So yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: and girls can be crazy, Yeah they can't. And they
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: can be good at photoshop. So it's like Aviva you're
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: still being very naive or she has a very extremely
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: early case of mommy brain or pregnancy brain, and that's
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: why she's falling for this. So Sprigg says, she has
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: no reason to lie, and Aviva, she didn't even know
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: about you. Like, remember, that's my favorite part of this.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Did I mention she didn't even know about you? He
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: never she never heard of you? And I know that
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: must be hurtful to you, but I'm just going to
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: keep mentioning it with a little smile on my face.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: So Thenkriinn gets a text from the friend. She says,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: oh my gosh, she's saying that they have an upcoming
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: trip in sam Pedro at the end of the month,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: from Friday to Sunday, which is right after Aviva leaves.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, the Woldnie photo evidence of that trip of
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the two of you together. I need you at the hotel,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: you drinking the drinks. That needs you on the airplane,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I needs you on the car. I need lots of pictures.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: This one picture is not doing it for me.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: No, or like, can I see the confirmation trip like
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: with his name on it, right, you know? So Aviva says, well,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: it sounds like the girl is a casual relationship with Stig,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: like she's blowing it off, but I mean still, yeah,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: we were supposed to be exclusive. And if this is true,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: it's if this is true, I don't even know him
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: at all, right, and well you don't but you don't,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: so even if it's not true, you do not know
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: him at all. So and you've been letting him shoot
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: of the club. So that night, ant Spring and Aviva
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: are meeting Stig's dad and she still could not wash
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: her freaking hair.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: It's been days. It's been days of no washing.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I don't even Lisa had the decency to put on
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: a fresh wig when she went to go meet the king.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: That's right, the king.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: So Spring orders the Spring orders them panty rippers. Pantyers.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Panty rippers are the name of the drinks they order.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in front of the dad, which you love it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: And Spring says, it's been an interesting day. We have
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: a lot to talk about. And Stig's like, oh, good
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: or bad? And he's nervous because Aviva has been ignoring
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: his text all day and he thinks Spring has been
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: really laying it on. So Spring says, okay, let's get started. Sorry, dad,
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: that this is the first time we're all meeting, but.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: That is really cute by the way.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: He seems so nice, and even we see a flashback
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: of Stig filling him in on the situation and the
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: dad going, did you cheat with this girl?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? He's like, my son is who he is? Is
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: who he is? Yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: So they tell Stig we spoke to the girl on
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: the phone, and he's like Carinne. He's like, no, the
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: girl and she said, you guys have been hooking up
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: and are going away together, and the dad goes, is
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: this true, right, Stick's like no, I swear, and the
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: dad says, my son has always been drama. He has
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: been always talking to a ton of girls. I never thought,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: as a singer musician in his lifestyle that he was
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: gonna slow down and commit to one girl. So I
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: don't know what to believe. And so they pull out
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: the phone and they show him the texts about going
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: away together, and the dad says, well, can she show
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: the text with back and forth like a thread, so
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: it's not just something that could be taken out of
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: context or something that might be faked, like it might
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: not even be from him. She may not even have
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: his real number? Do we even know that this is Stick?
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: That is the person talking to her?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Good boy?
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: And Stick says, I'm having you meet my dad. A
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Eva like, I'm very serious about you. You can call
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: me every day, you can track my location. I'll say
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: it over and over again. I am a faithful I'm
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: not a treader. And Aviva's like, oh, well, maybe yeah,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: maybe this girl doesn't even have his number. And hm,
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: just ask Karin, ask your friend what's his phone number?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Give us the last four digits, So just improve that
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: you actually have his real number. And this is the
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: person you are talking to.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: If this is her boyfriend, this is her boyfriend that
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: she sees all the time, she would have more than
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: one picture.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, So Aviva says, I guess I'm gonna trust you.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Spring goes hmmm and spoiled again, and she's like, I
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: know some mob people because I did witness that hit,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: So maybe I can have him taken out of the
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: picture because my obvious other ploys are not working.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: So is like.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Hmm, and he goes, what does that mean? And she's like, well,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: it's whatever, it's a Viva's choice. But I'm not seeing through.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not you know I'm seeing right through. I'm not
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: falling for this. And maybe Aviva can't see the truth
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: because her eyelids are so droopy from those massive eyelashes
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: that she never takes off.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: And the not washing of the face is clouding her vision.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: It's just grease and this all the time.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: It's just half masked. Yeah, I would love to her.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: She honestly does look stoned all the time. Yeah, so
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised. So Stick says, I'm which is
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: fine whatever, but it is clouding your judgment. So Stick says,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I'm worried that there could be more that could come out.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: He says this to us, And when Aviva was like
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: wanting us to be exclusive, I did make some changes,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: but I was still intaining people. I wasn't sleeping around,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: but I was hanging around.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: People, texting people, texting people.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm not proud of it. Viva doesn't know, but
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: I hadn't met her in person, so I wasn't sure.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And now that I've met her, I'm all in Okay. Well,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: so this girl is telling the truth, is what I'm gathering,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: or there are this girl is lying, but there are
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: other girls that could come forward.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this girl is telling seventy five percent
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: of the truth. Yeah, and I don't think they actually
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: have a trip planned. I think probably last time he
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: saw her, he was like, oh, okay, well in a
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: few weeks, i'll see you in the other place because
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I have a show there or something. And in her mind, oh,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: they're taking a trip together. You know it could be.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: But he has just admitted that there are girls that
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: he is sleeping with or hanging around with, texting, second
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: sexy something.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: It's not good. Well, congratulations on your baby. Okay, Lisa
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: and Daniel, all right, my god, here we go, take
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: a break.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Tear god.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Okay. So we open with Daniel and Lisa in a
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: hotel room and she's making up the bed and he's
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: just happily, voraciously eating a chocolate bar. Remember that, just
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: nothing to see here, no symbolism involved. And she's like, oh,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I don't feel well, and we see sheets on the
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: floor and she goes, I don't know, I just don't
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: feel good, and he goes, I don't know what's going on.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe you don't feel good because you ate too many
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: of these spices here, like you're not used to it,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't know. I've been sick in
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: my life, but never so sick that I pooped the bed.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: And then he says, yeah, I don't know what happened,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Like I woke up and the stuff had stained to
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: my clothes, and production says, she pooped on you. He says, yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: she pooped on me.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: And then he keeps eating the chocolate.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: He's eating that chocolate like they kept hand, like he
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: would eat it and they would just hand him another one,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: like he was eating it for a long time.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: She's into the pooping. I think he was way too
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: much of a jerk about pronouncing the name of that
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: food right, and like yelling at her, you're not pronouncing
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: that right, say it better. Don't drink that wine. Why
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: aren't you wearing your wig? He is way too much
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: of an asshole to be this nice about being pooped on,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: unless you are someone who enjoys being pooped on.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a kink.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Yes it is, girl, Okay, I don't know what it's
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: called whatever. The poop name for Golden Shower is perhaps
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: brown bath, but it's I don't know what it's called.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: It's a it is a kink. I'm one thousand percent positive,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: and I think he has it because he's being way
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: too nice and on Daniel like about it.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: So uh, she is saying, I don't know what happened.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: When I woke up, I was I was have an
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: explosive diarrhea and and and then I got up and
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I was trying to help change it, and I kept
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: going to the bathroom. It was explosive diarrhea.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: They're gonna get charged for those sheets. I'm sorry. They
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: needed to borrow Rick's splash pad.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Totally needed the splash pad. And she goes to day
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: of all days, you know, Daniel has set up a
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: romantic date for us for a cooking glass and then comedy.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: She goes in the bathroom. He's like, do you need help?
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: And she's like, no, Oh my god. I'm so glad
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: they showed this. It's like wrapped up and they were
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: still all white, because I would have absolutely died if
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: they would have shown any more than they did. They
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: need to burn those yes they needed to have. In
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: the middle of the night, called the front desk and
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: be like, we need house. We have a very sick
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: person here. So they go to the class the lady's
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: going to teach them how to make oha soup. And
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: we see the ingredients and it's like, here's the raw fish,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: here's the other raw fish. Here's the fermented beans. Here's
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the fish. We're going to have to dig out with
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: your fingers. The fish cuts mm, and she goes must
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: like kids, carton, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Here we go raw fish. So she said she was
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: a trooper too, Yes she was. And I kept thinking
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: how much of a deep clean did you do on
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: your body and your hands and the wingernails and the
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: nails everywhere?
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Still again, silkwood shower.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: So the talking head together. He says it's important that
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: she learns to cook as an evil woman, and she says,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I will. I will learn to cook as an eva woman.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: And he says yes, because in our culture, you eat
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: in your home. If you have to go and eat
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: outside of your home, another woman could catch your eye.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: And she was, no, I don't want that to happen.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I will learn to cook. So we what. That's what
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: he says. If you go out of your home and
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: eat food outside of your home, another woman could catch
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: your eye, like another woman that can cook correctly.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: They've gone to a restaurant before, that's right, but I
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: guess they weren't married yet, and so.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: There's still not so uh. Now it's dark because this
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: is a day long situation, and they're going to go
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and there's a table set up outside and shes this
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: is so romantic, look at this cute table. So they
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: go and sit down and the woman comes out serves
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: the soup, and I guess this is like a community
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: soup and you're supposed to eat the bread because it's
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: one bowl of soup. And he stands up, is putting
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: his hands on in it, and all I can think
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: about is the bacteria.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: That's what they do though I.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Know that's how they eat.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, because remember she was like, I'm in the medical
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: field as a nurse something, and I just can only
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: think about the bacteria. Remember that when he last had
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: the soup.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: And now she's thinking about pooping. Maybe that's how you
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: were pooping. Why you were at the poops.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: So he's eating it with his hands and he stands
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: up and he leans over and kisses her. Use he
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: notices eating cand he kept to the side and he
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: kisses This is so good. And she's like, I'm so
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: glad that you liked the oha soup that I've ate
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and served to you. Now here's where I noticed the
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: two bottles of wine on the table.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's getting wasted, white girl wasted.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: She hasn't eaten no.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Food, she hers, tummy has nothing in it. No, and
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: she is drinking copious amounts of wine.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Yes she is. So he's so happy because the soup.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: And she's just beaming because she's drunk. And she goes,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm not going to be able to eat.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Just remember I was so sick. Look look look, look, look,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: look I was so sick.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: But why wine coats your stomach and soothes it. Everyone, No,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: it's medicinal.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, lady, it's called for me to base.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: You form a base with some bread, something cheeseburger. So
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: she gueld toe it.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: There's bread there. Bread would be fine, Bread would be great.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Just don't eat the soup.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: So she says, I need to talk to you. So
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: you know how I told you I've been married a
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: couple of times.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, why with these bowel issues are you having this
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: anxiety producing conversation right now?
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I mean literally, maybe the trip's almost over, I don't know.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: And you also just pooped on him this morning. Now
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: it's not the time to be asking for more forgiveness
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: for something else, unless he's into the pooping, which I
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: suspect that he is.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: That's a great point he should have. He should have
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: given it a couple of days of good times to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: be like, now we're having any good time? Forget that
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I posed on you. So I've been married five times
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: and he goes God, and she goes past the wine,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: and he says, why didn't you tell me? You only
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: mentioned two? And then she goes, I know, I didn't
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: want to tell you that part, and he says, you
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: know what, It's okay. You could get married to one
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: hundred men and get divorced, but once you've met your
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: God given husband, it lasts forever. So what happened with
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: these men?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: He is being too nice about this. He is happy
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: because he got pooped on this morning.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Kimberly, He is overlooking it because he wants to get
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: to America. Okay, So he says, so what happened? What's
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: the story, and she goes, well, they weren't all faithful,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, so they weren't. They were all
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: they all cheated on you, and she goes, I mean
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: just the fifth one. So he goes, okay, so tell
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: me about the fifth man.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: They weren't all faithful, but only one out of five cheated,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: saying yes.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: That's what she's saying, okay, and then he says, we'll
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: tell me.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: I'm a mathematician.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Tell me about the fifth man. And she says, well,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: we were married a few months and then they ran
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: off to be with someone else, and I could not
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: locate them, but.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: We were in hiding from you, like Michael and Angela.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I notice she's not saying him, yeah, them them, And
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: she says I could not locate them, but when I
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: did locate them, I sent the divorce papers. But I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: am still married. And he's like what she says, I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: wanted to tell you before you propose, but then you
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: did it at the airport in front of everyone, and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: he is sweating and he's so mad, and he says,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: so I've been sleeping with another man's wife. Now Here
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: is where she could have said, actually, you've been sleeping
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: with another woman's wife, but she doesn't.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: She says she could have said at any time, because
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: he kept going, tell me about first man, tell me
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: about second men. Five men. He keeps saying men, men, men,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: yes anytime.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: She says, well, we are legally separated. And he says,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: no sleeping with another man's wife. And my culture is
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: a sin. They can banish you. She goes, I've been
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: separated from them nine whole years. We have not lived
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: in this same state, we have not slept in the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: same bed. We have been separated, right, But.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: That's not his culture. And you made him complicit in
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: your lies and your sins. And now he is lied
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: to his uncle, father person and the king.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Who's an actor. But it's fine, She says, I call you.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: He says, I call you on the phone every day.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: You love me, and you have never told me about this.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: And she goes, Daniel, we were separated, and he goes, shush,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: quit talking. And then she goes, I I was scared
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: to tell you. It took such a long time to
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: get the divorce. But the divorce it is almost here. Oh,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I feel sick. It's all the wine and the lack
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: of food. Oh, the divorces again almost here.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: He should poop again.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: He might love it. And he says that'll cheer him
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: right up. He says, I have told you everything about me,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: and I never hide anything. Well, okay, and he says,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: you have told me you love me sleeping with another
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: man's wife. That is not love. My uncle came all
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: the way here, and my friends came, and now you're
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: lying to me. This is just unbelievable.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: They like travels. I guess ye visit it? I think so,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: which is expensive?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think I don't think he's from that
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: town that they're in. And she says, I'm so sorry.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Do you want the reading back? I will give it back.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I will leave.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: This is where the drunkenness is showing. Yeah, Like she's
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: fully slurring, and it's bad taking there. He didn't ask
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: for the ring. Now you're volunteering the ring. You want
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: to stay with this man, but you're volunteering the ring
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: because you're wasted. This was not a good time for
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: this conversation.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: She puts it on the table and walks away, crying.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: He mumbles, oh my god, I was sleeping with another
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: man's wife. And no, no, no, no, no, well I
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: mean not really.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I thought he was seemed fake, like he talking to himself,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: like giving a monologue like a soliloquy. But Lauren on
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: pillow Talk was like, look, how genuine of a person
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: he is.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she walks off and she dramatically goes and
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: leans on the minivan. I call this the Tom Sandival
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: because Tom Sandaval did this on vander pump Rules when
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: he went to Lisa vander Pump's. She's like, what's wrong
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: with you? Tom? Cheating on Ariana? And he was like,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: and he threw himself off against the window like this.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: So she throws himself in the Tom sand of all
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: evidence the end with her hand and goes, oh, I
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: may whoa is? May?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: So I need the vapors.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: So he is over talking to production so that we
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: see the production set up and where they do the
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: im and he says, sleeping with another man's wife is
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: committing the worst sin. In my culture. I feel like
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: someone has poisoned me.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Someone poisoned her.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: That's what's well, that's what's happened. And the producer goes,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: well in America, and he says, don't tell me. In America,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I'm engaged to another man's wife. In my culture, we
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: don't do that. It's a very big offense. Lisa. This
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: could have me vanished because of her lies. This is forbidden.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know how. Now I will talk to God
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: and the ancestors. Oh my god, Now I have to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: ask for an apology. So we see him. He's talking
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: to productions. So she's like, I'm excuse me, go yeah, way,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going over there. So she goes over there and says, Daniel,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I am so sorry. Can we talk? And he puts
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: his hand up to her and goes stop, go away.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: She gets on her knees.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: And says, I'm so sorry. I came to Nigeria to
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: tell you the dreaded version. I can't here you tell
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: you everything. I love you day, I will be together forever.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Please Daniel forgive me. And she is on her knees
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: and he is looking at her like girl, get off
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: the ground. Yeah. He says, you have messed up, and
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: that is all I have to say, and he walks
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: off and then he does to the camera crew, don't
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: follow me, right, so the talking head. She says, I
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: feel so empty. He may never forgive me, and I
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: haven't even told him everything I should have told him
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: in beginning, but I waited and I waited, and now
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: the worst thing has happened. I'm worried. There's no coming
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: back from this girl. He's this mad about this and
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: he doesn't even know the major sent the lesbianism.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, would that be better maybe because they wouldn't
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: recognize that as a marriage, so then he wouldn't be
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: an adulturer type person.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: She said she had only tried the lesbianism one time.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: But I mean he'll be fully mad about that.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he would.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: She's a full on center in his eyes. Half her
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: life has been deep in lesbianism.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe Lisa and Daniel are the couple that goes away,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: and that's why we had to replace. You know, we
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: had to add in the new couple of Elisa josh.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Right because I thought it was Emma and c it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be beer Can Laura.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: I'm beer can.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wait, I'm sorry.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Are you not going to address the funniest thing that
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: has ever been said on this entire show? That he said?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not there yet? Oh? Okay, okay, yeah. So she
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: sits at the table and drinks herself into a complete stupor.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: She is click lookokolk, pouring that wine and drinking it,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: and then she goes, I'm a fucked up person. Yep,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: she like growls. It was strange.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Truth coming out of her.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: She cries, and she says, my god, I've been goog loo, look,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: goog look, I've been separated for nine years. Nine years.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know where she lived. She doesn't. He
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't even know, she says. She Oh my god. When
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: he finds out she's a she, I don't even know
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: what he's gonna think. I didn't do with a man
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: twenty one years. I don't have any open pass me
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: that second model. So on the talking head, he says,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: she has called me a liar, she has called me
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: a scammer, but she's the real scammer. I thought white
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: people tell the truth. I have given her my heart.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: What did I do to deserve this? I cackled.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I left. Who told you white people tell you truth?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Told you that what in the in the history of
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: mankind has led you to believe that white people tell
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: the truth. White people, we are called colonizers, and we
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: want what's best for you or Africans, get in this boat.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: We're just gonna go on a boat ride. It'll be fun.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get you a job and a place to live.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about you white people? Wow?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Wow, that was hilarious. So are you saying black people
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: lie and so you admit that you are a liar?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's saying that. I think he thought.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: I thought I'm the one on it. I'm honest, I'm honest,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: and I thought because she's white, she was gonna be honest. Okay,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: So she gets into never watch this show. I don't, definitely.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: So she gets into the production man in the back
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: row and she's just like, he's never got I go,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: I mean you. I posted a picture on my Instagram
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: because I've never seen somebody look so bad in my life.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: It was like the definite. This is what you would
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: call sloppy, sloppy drunk.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to show the picture. I'll posted it
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: is in case.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: She is sweating and drooling and smells like poop. Okay,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: that's horrible. Her hair looks like a viva it is.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: She looks like she has been beaten about the face.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, it is bad. So he gets in the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: van and gets in front of her because he's like, well,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: this is my ride. So awkward. They arride back at
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: the hotel. She can't even walk out of the van,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: like he didn't. Nobody helps her. I was like a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: production person at work. She's gonna fall. She's gonna fall,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: she might break a hip. So she goes in the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: room and puts some things in a bag and drunkenly goes,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: I gonna get a different room, and he's like okay.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: So he's like, this room is tainted anyway with the pooping.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, it'll never be clean again.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: So she calls Faith aka Princess and says, I just
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: told Daniel how many times I was married, still married,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: and I'm married, and it didn't go very well. Now
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: I'm in a whole different room. I told him the
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: truth and he won't even talk to me. Faith looks
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: like she was dead asleep. Gohes, yeah, so you even
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: told him about the women. She's no, Faith, I didn't
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: mention the women, only the marriages. Faith goes, you didn't
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: just lie about the marriages. You lied about an entire
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: part of your life. He's going to be destroyed by
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the women. You have to tell him so that then
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: you can come home and we can be done with this.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Exactly I'm not trying to break you up, even though
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: this will break you up, but it sounds like you
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: already broke yourself up.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: She goes, I can't. I can't. He's never going to
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: forgive me. Yeah, will he forgive that? And she goes,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: I know you don't want to tell him, but he
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: will find out eventually. You need to tell him. And
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: she goes, Daniel is the one. Faith, He's the one.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I want him faith. I want Daniel forever. I don't
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: want it to be over.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, she is whining like a child having
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: to hand. I want am this is your mother. I
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: guarantee you that you have heard this from your mother
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: at least fifteen times, because we know there were fifteen
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: moves during the childhood. She confides in her daughter like
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: it's her therapist, and she says, he's the one. He's
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: gonna love me forever. She's the one, she's gonna love
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: me forever. She's you were the daughter. You should not
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: be relying. This is so unhealthy. This is like what
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Sophie probably had to go through with her mom.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and always rescuing her.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, this from toxic relationships. This is bad. Oh God,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: At least Faith is a grown up now, but like,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: just that's your mother on TV looking like that.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: It's so bad, Poor Faith, Poor Faith. Let's move on
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: to Rick and Tricia.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I forgot about them. Contrician notes, hang on, Okay,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: so freaking Tricia. Haven't seen them in a while. Missed
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: her him not so much.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: She's so cute. Every time I look at her, I'm like,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: she's just so cute.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: She's adorable. So and she seems really nice. So I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: hate this for her. So they arrive at their next
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: hotel and he's like, how can I make it right?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: And she's pissed because he cheated, but also because he
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: keeps accusing her of cheating, much like Lisa and Daniel
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: who kept accusing her. She kept saying he was a scammer.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: And Rick is a Rick is a deflector. Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: So he's doing this like head down, mumbling like I'm
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: just a little boy, I'm just a sweet puppy dog.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: What did I I didn't mean to hurt you.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: And she's like, how can I trust you when you
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: go home to America? And he's like, she's not in
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: my country, so you don't have to worry, and he's like,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: she goes, you went to Columbia before you can do
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: it again.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: And also, I bet you could find somebody in your
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: neighborhood exactly, and.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: She's He goes, I promise to be faithful starting now. No,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: I mean really now, starting now, I promise to be fair,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: even though I promised that many times. So she starts
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: crying and he gets down on his knees, like, Lisa,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of this, and he's like, I'm so sorry.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to hurt you.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: And he she says, I've been hurt in the past,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: and he says, I know. I didn't want to add
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: to it. And he says, I promise, and she says,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: don't promise me again. He promised me many times. And
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: he says, look met him my eyes, look at in
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: her face, look at me.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not in my tiny, tiny, little squinty beaver eyes.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, I am not going to cheat on you. I'm
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: going to make it up to you. And she just goes, Okay,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: she's not even looking at him or letting him touch her.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: She's just done talking about it. I think she's they've
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: just traveled. She's over it. So she says I'm still
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: in love with him, and but like, I never thought
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: he would be the cheater type and the liar type,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: and I've done that before and I just don't know
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: if I can ever trust him again.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: So what about this man made you think he wasn't
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: the lie in the cheater type.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Exactly because he said he wasn't. Oh she believed him.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: So and he has kids, so she's like, oh, he's
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: a family man.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: So every time in this episode where it shows b
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: roll of like an African village, I was like, oh,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: it's Daniel Lisa. No, we just had Daniel Lisa. That
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: doesn't look like belize is Could that be Australia? Never
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: once did it occur to me? It was Rick and Trish.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: This is what happens when you leave OURTV for one week.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I've completely forget that you exist, saying.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: They come back on and I'm like, what's her name?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Way? Where is he?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Madagascar? Huh? Yeah?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my mind only has so much room and they're
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: not staying in it. So they are watching this like fighting, boxing, ring,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: and it clearly is not Australia. I don't know what
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: I was thinking, but I'm not well, so she said,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: And we had even talked about last week how they
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: were going to see fighting at her village. Are the
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: fighters we had talked about it. He's trying to talk
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: to her about the fight and make her smile, but
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: she's not giving it to him yet, but she does.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: In like thirty seconds, she gives him a smile. So
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: she tells us maringa fighting and they don't use boxing
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: gloves to keep it historical and culturally accurate, even though
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: you can break all of your bones in your body.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: But I guess culture is important.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it looked it was violent. It was fine.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: They did have mouthguards in so that was good.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: So Rick says, how about we watch some fighting here
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: and then do some wrestling at home. Why are you
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: so disgusting? You are such an offensive.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Person to me, He's so gross.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: This is how you're gonna win her back with gross
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: sex like comments, like you're trying to get into a
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: girl who's half your age's pants Like exactly, Yeah, maybe
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: just win her back by being a decent person. And
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, do not fall for it, Trish, get
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: in the ring and kick him in the dick, but
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: I wanted him to punch him with no boxing gloves
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: right in the penis, but it did not happen.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: I wish you would have said, in our culture, if
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: you're new here, right, you have to get in the
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: ring and let these two guys beat you up and
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: then you're a part of our culture. That's what I
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: wish you is that.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: So she's like uh, and she laughs. She gives him
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: a laugh from that dumb ass let's go home and
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: wrestle joke. Yeah, yeah, And I was mad. And then
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: she's like, Okay, how about we each pick a fighter,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: and if mine wins, we don't have sex, and if
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: yours wins, we do have sex. And he doesn't want to,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: but then he agrees because at least it's a fifty
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: percent chance, and he's rooting for this guy, like get
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: me my sex, like get me late, and then his
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: guy wins and he's so happy. I'm getting some tonight,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: and she says, we had a fun day, but there's
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: no way we're having sex tonight. No way, it's too soon.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: And I don't want him to touch me. So I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: don't know if that she's actually gonna stay with that. Yeah,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm doing shel Cave. So in the cab,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: he says, do you want me to meet your dad? Still,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: like with all this going on? And she says, well,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: I already told him you're here, so we can't back
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: out now. And he says, you're not going to tell
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: him what happened, right, because he's chicken shit And she
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: says no, because he's super protective and he wants me
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: to be in good hands. He says, that's what I
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: want for you too, baby. She rolls her eyes, and
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: he says, hopefully your dad will see how much I
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: love his daughter, and she rolls her eyes again. I
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: was like, at least she's starting to see how annoying
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: and cheesy he is and has no real personality besides
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: like sex lines he got from the internet about sex.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: So he's worried that they are going to meet the
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: dad while they're still fighting. And he's also worried about
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: this are you going to have children conversation that is
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: going to come up with the dad, So.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: He should be worried that the dad's going to see
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: this show and saw that he bought her a splash pad.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: That's sure, yea, that's.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Sue in their village. They do not have cable so
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: but I bet they do, but they maybe don't have
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: a VPN so they can't watch this.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: We're going to end with for Ust and Sheena and uh.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: I was proud of them this week.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: They did great. Molly still disaster. She might be drunk,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: so who knows. They're still arguing at the pool in
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: front of tourists who were hoping for some peaceful time
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: and hoping someone will drown.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Molly, is this at the Airbnb?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: No, it's at this hotel in the main. They're not
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: at the parents'.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: House, okay, Because I was like, is this Because all
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, I was like, wow, yeah.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: They're at like a hotel, so all of a sudden,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: So it's the music's very tense, but then it calms
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: down and Molly lowers her voice and you're like, oh
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: my god, it's going to be okay, and she she
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: lowers her tone and she says, the point is I
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: worry about you and Sheena, So for like one second
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: she's calm, and you're lulled into some fake sense of security,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: and Forrest says, well, Sheena and I talked privately and
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: she explained things. And then Molly go, oh, I'm sure
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: she did.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Did she say.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Your forgiveness to Forest like the one thousand times before?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: How about you enlighten me? Or is that private too, Forrest?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: And then she said, she.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Said, did she ask her your humble forgiveness?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: Did she humbly apologize?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what she always says. Yeah, And I
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, Mollie, yeah, yep.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: So Forrest says she has explained, and he's not explaining
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: it well, and he's stuttering and getting a little nervous,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: and he's like, she's had traumatic experiences and that makes
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: her lie and she knows like mental stress, say mental stress,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: like they're both they're both not explaining themselves. Well, they
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: should have written it down and had like a speech prepared.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Mollie says, So she's not going to do it over
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: and over and over again for the rest of your life.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: And he says Rome wasn't built in a day. He
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: likes that phrase, but I don't know what that. So
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Mollie says, well, then, Winding, you wait and have her
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: prove herself and why do you have to get engaged now?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: And in their talking head by that I mean, the
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: three of them, only dev is blessed enough to not
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: have to sit on that stinky couch with them all sweaty,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: crammed up next to each other.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Mute, he's mute.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: He's in one of those bathtubs, like like, oh, this
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: is the only quiet time I get away from Molly screaming.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: You want her for a talking head?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Sure? Sure, take her the pool.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Molly goes forrest, you're more full of shit
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: than a Christmas goose, which the AI translation was you're
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: more bullet than a Christmas goose. Okay, okay, he goes no,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: and Molly says, everyone has stress in their life. You
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: can't just say I'm under stressed. So I'm gonna lie
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: this this mocking, sarcastic thing. You're too old for it.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Rather, we'll talk to you, like, why does she do that?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: She's like so immature, so.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: It's like she's in fifth grade on a playground, like stop,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: so she says I she says, she just says, mom,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: I admit that everything I did was wrong. And Molly goes,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: here we go again, She's gonna humbly apologize, and she says,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: she just says, you don't know my past and I
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: can't trust people, and Molly goes, well, we can't trust you.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: And she says, I'm trying to get things over and
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Molly goes, you're getting them over all right, pull, you know,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: pulling the wool right over for his eyes. So back
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: at the pool, Molly says, we've been dealing with this
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: for seven years until like three days ago she stopped lying.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: So it's she's a pathological liar. And I bet you'd
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: stay with her if she diddled in someone else too. Okay,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: a few things. I gasped a few things here. First
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: of all, it's diddled, not diddle did. And they should
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: not have helped her out in the official subtitles on
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: the bottom of the screen by writing out diddled because
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: that's not what she said. She said diddle did. Do
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: not correct her. Two, don't say diddled because it makes
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: it sound like she is a pedophile or p diddy.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Uh huh uh.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Three they show a shot of dev his close up
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: face and he is like, oh damn, she went too far.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Mal mall, you've gone too far, bait. But he doesn't
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: say anything. He's just like he gets real uncomfortable. So
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: Molly says wouldn't you wouldn't you forgive her? And Forrest says, Mom,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: the point is, and Molly goes, you can't even answer
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: my question, and Forres says, because your question is it's ridiculous,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: and he tells us, I am so unbelievably disappointed in
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: my mom's reaction at this. This is so disappointing, and
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: he says, Mom, I'm going to take the dive and
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: if there's rocks, then it's my choice. I love a metaphor.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: So Mollie says, you're going to be watching her your
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: whole life and paranoid and you won't be able.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: To trust her.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: And I know that because that's what she's shown us
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: for seven years. And finally Forrest is like, Dev, can
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: you help me out here? Do you think it's appropriate
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: how she is acting right now? And Dev refuses to
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: stand up to Molly because he's scared of her, like
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: all of us or Molly is real freaky in bed,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Well we know that, and he doesn't want to lose that.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: So Dev says, well, this isn't about her, It's about you,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: and sheina and Forrest says, she's making it about her
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: by the way she's acting right now, and I can't
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: have a conation with her. No no, no, no no,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: all the time. They love the sound effects in this
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: family Da da da.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't get it phonetically. So Forrest says, you need
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: to accept the proposal or get out of our lives,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: and she says, you're giving.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Me an ultimatum.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: Forrest, excuse me, excuse me, and he says, yeah, I
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: don't like your attitude and you've made it clear you
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: can't mentally handle my decisions. And she goes, oh, wow,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: you're all the big big shot now, aren't you. You're
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: a big grown up and he goes, yes, I am,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: thank you, and Molly says, I'm used to protecting Forest
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: because of his autism and he's been hurt before, and
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: now I feel like I lost my son and she
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: cries and I don't feel bad for you because you
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: are pushing him away.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: By a Yes, she's the one that's like I don't.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: So you have overly babied him and he is going
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: to break free like any man would.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw that she posted something very well written,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: which means she definitely didn't write it.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: About how they haven't supported him financially and gotten government
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: help because they're learning him.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Saying, you, I've never been like a caregiver where I'm
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: getting like government money for caregiving for him. He's always
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: had a job and all this, So don't think.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: That, Well, he hasn't always had a job, but it's
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: not an unemployment for why.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: He's on disability. But I guess her point is ability.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: She's not getting money from the government to be his caregiver, right.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know why that would be what people are
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: criticizing her for. There's so many other things in her behavior. Yeah,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: criticize her for, like.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: If he got married, maybe she wouldn't get that caregiver
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: money or something.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: That's why she They think she might be putting a
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: stop to it. No, she just doesn't want to lose
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: control of the situation right of her son. So so
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Molly says, Forrest, you have done this crap to me before,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: and I'm so tired. But bear in mind they are
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: outside at the hotel pool with people in the pool.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was asking the night it's.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: Nighttime, like with lights out and it should be like
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: a peaceful environment. You have done this crap to me before,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm tired. I am so tired of the mess
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: you have thrown me into it, and then when I
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: crawl up out of it, you just give me the
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: big bird. Next time, I won't be there to help you.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: Benji is very upset by your traumatics.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: She's acting out like crawling it out of the pile
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: of shit. So Forrest says, I won't call you for
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: help next time. And you know, but you'll be in
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: our lives. He's trying to be nice, and Molly goes,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: you might be surprised.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: No, I won't be in your life now. I think
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: you guys have a plane to get home together in
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: about four days.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: And yeah, so Forrest says Forests and China leave and
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: she thanks him for having her back. She could have
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: had his, He could have had her back a little
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: more during the her being like a cheating whore, allegations.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: The diddling, diddled, middling, uh huh.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: But she he did a good job.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: This is the first time he's ever stoop up to
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: his mom like this, So good job. So he says,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: I just can't believe I would lose my mom on
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: this trip, like, yeah, that's not what this trip was for.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: Mollie tells Dev, mommy needs to cut the cord and
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: let Forrest learn his lessons, and Dev just.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Goes says, non, I've been telling you that for about
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: fifteen years.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: But okay, yeah, and she starts crying and she says,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: I'm turning into Sina like because she cries all the time.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, offer her some fruit, Dev, she loves
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: the fruit.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: She loves any kind of fruit. She loves any kind
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: of fruit.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Right, Oh, I humbly apologize, Okay, coming up on next week,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Alice says, I told Joshua.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: That made me choke. Sorry. I told Joshua I want
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: to take things slow. But then she gets in bed
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: in some like red pajamas and was like a Joshua,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: She's not going to take things slow.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: No, of course not. I hope she showered though.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: For sure it's for all we know. She was on
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: like Quantas Air where they have like showers on the plane.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know something like that. So Rick asks Trisha,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: am I the man you want to introduce to your family?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Tell me now? And he's acting all on my little
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: baby yeah, and she goes, yes, I've told you, yes,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: what else do you want?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: Like she is so pissitive, so annoyed.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: Emma talks to her friend on the phone and says,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: everything went to shit with Zied, but don't be mad
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: because and then we see a picture of her going
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: it's Mohammed.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: Oh boy.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, Like, I'm here for two weeks.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: I may as well try to get laid, okay.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: Or you fly home early and get a job because
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: you lost your job. Yeah, so that's another option.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Laura tells beer Can that she talked to Michael and
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: he really wants to come and meet him for himself,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: and he's like, no, he doesn't need to be in
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: our lives. And then we go ding dong, it's Michael
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Hi okay.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Oh I did see before the More to Love, Yeah
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: two before between two Moors and they had a little
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: bit more of a few scenes but nothing that exciting.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: But Laura was telling Michael about all the things they
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: did and like how nice he was about the plastic
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: surgery consultation, and she's like, you have no idea how
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: hard it was being vulnerable and showing someone your worst qualities.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah, I have no idea what that's like,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: and she because he has the scarring on his face
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: and she goes, you're amazing, You're very amazing.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was funny. Yeah, well she posted this week,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: you know, like can you believe it, like a picture
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: of her in the airport, like she's going back to Turkey.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: But I think she's going back to get the surgery.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: I think going back to Steve beer Can.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: But she's really playing it up. She's very playing the
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: game on social media, sure is. She's every comment is
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: like maybe you'll have to stay tuned, and like, yeah,
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: it's very she knows what she's doing.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: She's very active on the old social media. Yeah, okay,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: so Da Michael comes. Okay, Lisa says, I'm going to
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: fight the tears and fight for Daniel. And she goes
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: and sits with him and he's like, what the fuck
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: are you doing here? And she goes, I wanted to
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: tell you I have planned a romantic getaway and he says,
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: is this a trap? Like is this it?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: Is this where how I die? Like what's going on? Then? Okay?
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: My TV cut off? But Jovon and Annalisa were like
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: getting pedicures or something, and he says, did I pass
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: the test? Am I being nicer today, and then she
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: gets mad and says, never contact me again. It gets
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: up and walks off. I don't know what happened between
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: those things.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: He says, am I being romantic? Did I do good
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: by planning this? And she's like yes, and he goes,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: you still have to be nicer to me though you're
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: getting too comfortable.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: That's what he says.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: You should never be comfortable, right, And that's when she
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: gets pissed and she goes, leave me alone, don't come home,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: even though he's paying for her apartment she needs. I
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: really wish she had kept her job. Then she would
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: not be financially dependent. She would have so much more
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: ground to stand on in all our fights.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, because because he is quoting the manisphere, being like,
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: you got you got to keep a woman on her toes.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: Don't get too comfortable. You got too comfortable with me
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: being nice. Don't like it too much? Yep, God, I
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: hope that either he has been deprogrammed or they broke up.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but I still think she's pregnant.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: I think we saw a preview where he says I'm
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: going to be a dad, and she does a pregnancy.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: But again it's Matt Sharp and sometimes they do that,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: and they could have cut off the first part where
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: he said, like I can't believe it would I be
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: a dad and they cut it off and saying I'm
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: going to be a dad, you know. Yeah, it's so
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: funny because on Love during Lockup, there's this next week
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: is the finale, and they keep for three episodes shown
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: this girl Kaylee being outside the prison, like you told
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: me I could pick you up, and now I can't
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: pick you up. They keep showing it, and key, she goes,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: here's what's going to happen. All it is is he's
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: going to be able to come out and say hello,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: and she has to take him to a halfway house.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: And that's what she's upset about, like they are tricking
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: us and you're going around the block too much. And
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: also on that note, loved Your and Lockup, they just
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: let us know that next week is the finale and
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: we had no idea and they're putting Mama June there
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: until whenever just unclear. So we're trying to decide, I
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: think we should put their Real Housewives in New York
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: season one? Yeah, oh, I think just like really mix
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: it up the original og first season.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Watched it hate Jills Erin right now?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Well, we all do, and that's why it might be fun.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: It could be fun.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: It could be fun. And I'm not even sure if
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: Jill's Aaron's on the first season.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: Actually, isn't she fighting with Bethany but they're best friends?
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: But is that the first season?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: I kind of think it because I only watched the
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: first couple of seasons of that show, So you were
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: the first two.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: Seasons May season one, Rony cast we look blue An, Bethany, Ramona,
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Jill Za, and Alex McCord. That Alex McCord of it
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: all is just wild a. So Sonia must join the
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: second season, and she's the one that's truly funny. Anyway,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: later Yeah, anyway, I don't know what we're gonna do.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: Other people are saying, could you do six Days In again?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, well, number one, I'm going to
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: need Kimberly to tell me what is a top Fear season.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: Some people liked it, they some people liked it, some.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: People liked I'm happy to hear that. Well, the first
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: season is great, and it has a guy that you'll
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: like because he's a little bit like Nate. And also
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: no one's heard of the show yet, so like no
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: one is suspicious of the inmates, and there's a really
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: weird guy, like so weird.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, because that's the whole thing is that we've got
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: to have good people, because I was like, I can't
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: just be regular.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's not regular. Nothing about him is regular.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's it. Everybody, Thanks for coming, Thanks for listening,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Thanks for watching. This is not the final boarding call,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: because this is not the end of the show. We
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: probably have at least ten more episodes. Why did they
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: do this to us? We hate the titles, match our pair,
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: our prayers and everybody. I Kimberly and Katie are back.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: But like we've established, Kim really has been six So
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: your episode won't come out Wednesday. It'll come out Friday.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: Wait, it was a dateline that I watched and it
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: was a Was it a suicide? Was it not a suicide?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: That was the question. Yeah, if you had to ask,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: probably somebody killed her.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a date line.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: It's a dateline, so yeah, uh that did everybody. And
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: we'll be here in this spot next week, even though
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going on a Little Vak. If you want to
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: follow us on a Virgin cruise, it is at Pink
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Shade Pod and the Facebook group. I'm in this for
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: this particular cruise because they do like Facebook groups for cruises.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: I think there's gonna be some swingers on board and
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: we're scared. We're scared. I love it, We're scared, or
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: it just gives us some great stories.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, great stories.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: But be following because I think we're doing live from
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: there if we can. Oh, yay, yeah, okay, okay, I'll
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: see you next week. Bye. M m.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: M m
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Hm