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Half a Pie Chat from July 30th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Listen. I got a couple of things here. So this
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: morning I listened. I listened to the some network news
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: on the radio while I'm getting stuff ready, and there
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: was this story and and here's the way they did it.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Ben Affleck has joined his pal Matt Damon in becoming
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  Speaker 1: a million dollar champion in celebrity who wants to be
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  Speaker 1: a millionaire spoilers? He He answered the final question along
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  Speaker 1: with his partner, which read, an annual Thanksgiving tradition, all
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  Speaker 1: but one of these have been the names of turkey's
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  Speaker 1: pardoned by the US President. Okay, and that's where they
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  Speaker 1: ended it. They didn't do any more. I mean, they're
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  Speaker 1: already spoiling it. He knew that, She says, he knew
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  Speaker 1: the names of the.
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  Speaker 2: Has it not run yet?
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  Speaker 3: It apparently ran last night. Oh and we watched it
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  Speaker 3: a couple of days after that. So so we watched
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  Speaker 3: the build up to this one. You know where they
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  Speaker 3: got up to it. I think this last two questions.
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  Speaker 1: But they just made me mad. They say they didn't
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  Speaker 1: say by he because they knew the name of the
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving turkeys that were pardoned. Well, what were the names? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: To Carrie's point, though, it's for people that want to
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  Speaker 4: watch it. They don't want to give it away.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, but if the show aired last night, fine,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, but I go to bed. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's why I watch it later. Okay, should
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  Speaker 1: I not tell you the names? Are they there? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you've already spoiled the fact that he gets the million.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah as well. Possible answers include peanut, butter and jelly.
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  Speaker 3: So so the question is in an annual Thanksgiving tradition,
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  Speaker 3: all but which of these have been the names of
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  Speaker 3: Turkey's pardoned by a US president?
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  Speaker 1: All but which of these? So one of them has not?
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  Speaker 1: One of them is not? Okay, peanut butter and jelly,
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  Speaker 1: tater and tot, mac and cheese, and spaghetti and meatball.
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  Speaker 3: I would guess spaghetti and meatball. But of course i'd
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  Speaker 3: phoned my friend Matt Damon.
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  Speaker 1: I ask him. I'm not going to tell you what
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  Speaker 1: the answer is.
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  Speaker 2: You're saying the story they should have at least listed.
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  Speaker 1: Those something something. Yeah, now see I thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: I mean to me, it's like, Okay, he won the
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  Speaker 1: money and everybody knows about it, and then name. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that they omitted the names because they didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to spoil it. I'm pretty surely.
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  Speaker 4: I think if it was just last night, that you
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  Speaker 4: should wait a while for a spoiler.
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  Speaker 2: And that's not everybody.
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  Speaker 4: I think most people don't watch things the minute they
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  Speaker 4: run anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Watched things on our own time.
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  Speaker 3: All this show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: People don't listen to Yeah, so I could go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and just spoil it by giving you the name and
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  Speaker 1: people wouldn't hear it, and tell thrill and then one
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  Speaker 1: other things. You know, I've been ruminating over something you
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  Speaker 1: said yesterday. Okay, then really just just I can't get
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  Speaker 1: it out of my head. It's been okay, that's been
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: kind of bugging me and I don't know, it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of upsetting in a way. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Something that Ginas said.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, I know usually it's in one or any
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  Speaker 1: but you said yesterday, and I'm going to quote you,
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  Speaker 1: I think almost exactly. You know, you can buy a
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  Speaker 1: half a pie at Harmon's. Yeah, that is so troubling,
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  Speaker 1: so upsetting to me.
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  Speaker 2: Why is that upsetting to you?
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing she said yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: Something, Yeah, you can buy half a pie.
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  Speaker 1: It's why would you want to do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's a revelation.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, listen, you can have half a pie. Half a
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  Speaker 1: pie is mutilation, is what it is. It's not a revelation,
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  Speaker 1: it's mutilation. It's mutilating a good.
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  Speaker 4: Pie, especially now that that I am almost an empty nester,
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  Speaker 4: and I pretty much am because Mohammed, my son, not
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  Speaker 4: the prophet, is never home. He doesn't eat dinner with
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  Speaker 4: us hardly ever anymore. So if Joe and I want
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  Speaker 4: a little sweet after dinner, if we bought a whole pie,
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  Speaker 4: it would go bad.
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  Speaker 2: Or we ate them.
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  Speaker 1: You and Jonie to put on your big boy pants
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  Speaker 1: and eat a pie you can have now. I have
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  Speaker 1: no objections to someone serving a slice of pie, but
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  Speaker 1: half a pie is just wrong. I've seen I've seen
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  Speaker 1: them in there. I look at them and I go,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on your definition of slice.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, maybe the pie.
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  Speaker 4: I I am a big fan of the half a pie.
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  Speaker 1: If you if you you just buy it, you need
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  Speaker 1: to buy a whole pie and go for it.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we throw I feel.
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  Speaker 3: Like next time and next time you buy meat by
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  Speaker 3: the whole cow, half.
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  Speaker 1: A cow, don't buy half a cow.
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  Speaker 2: But there you go, it's it's uh.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen them, and I just being slightly honest about it.
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  Speaker 1: I think they look weird. It looks weird.
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  Speaker 2: They have special containers half them.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like you're in a whole pie container and
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  Speaker 4: it slides around. It's a special half a pie. I know,
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  Speaker 4: Harmon's I thank you for the half a pie. I'm
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  Speaker 4: a I'm a big fan.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I say, I say you you should either have
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  Speaker 1: a whole pie. Now, how about what this? Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you and Joe just each buy a hand pie?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's idea far from where you are, because you're
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  Speaker 3: ninth to ninth right, I fight there, I fight I
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  Speaker 3: hand pies.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have. I don't have any.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and Harmons sell slices of pie too. They sell
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  Speaker 4: half a pie and they sell slices.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, just a half a pie seems wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But what kind of pie were you buying? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine you what pie you would eat? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: We get they have all kinds well, no, I mean
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  Speaker 4: you you eat all kinds of pie.
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  Speaker 3: I know they have all kinds of pie. But what
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  Speaker 3: pie raising buy?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 4: Not raising apple? They have a key lime. They have chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: They have.
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  Speaker 2: We had a mixed berry pie.
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  Speaker 1: They're very good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do a good pie, aren't you.
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  Speaker 3: Aren't you concerned about what's in the key lime pie?
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  Speaker 2: Why would I be concerned about it?
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  Speaker 3: There's no cheese it there might be something in there
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  Speaker 3: that you don't I like with.
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  Speaker 2: A gram cracker crust. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: A whole pie is just better?
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  Speaker 2: I don't disagree.
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  Speaker 4: I just think we're being We would not eat it
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  Speaker 4: all before it went bad.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to learn how to do it. You You
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  Speaker 1: owe it to the pie to not let it be mutilated.
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  Speaker 1: And so made a.
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  Speaker 3: Whole pie, and do you eat it before it goes better? No,
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  Speaker 3: we didn't see you, or you can give it away.
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  Speaker 3: And I gave some to Jay.
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  Speaker 1: You came to visit.
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  Speaker 3: But it was the lemon pie, and it was like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, put the lemon in the freezer. I would why,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to make a pie in a few days,
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  Speaker 3: And she wound up grinding up the entire lemon pretty
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  Speaker 3: much into this lemon pie.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a meringue of some kind?
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  Speaker 1: No, there was cream quick cream. It was like a
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  Speaker 1: cream pie.
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  Speaker 3: So it was like a key.
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  Speaker 2: Lime lemon pie.
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  Speaker 4: Someone says half a pie half loaves of bread, giving
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  Speaker 4: off recession vibes. Yeah, you can get a half a
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  Speaker 4: loaf of bread, and we do. Somebody else says half
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  Speaker 4: a pie is a good band name.
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  Speaker 3: We get the half loaf of bread because we are
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  Speaker 3: the ultimate empty nesters.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've never had anyone, We've never had kids.
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  Speaker 1: Now here here. So this is what I would do.
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  Speaker 1: I would buy half a loaf of bread and half
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  Speaker 1: a pie and put them together. What if, Bill, you.
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  Speaker 4: Get two halves of different kinds of pie and then
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  Speaker 4: you have a variety pie.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just maybe they'll I think that that then the
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  Speaker 1: other half was left behind would feel lonely.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Nick says, we're never nestors. That's what that's never
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  Speaker 3: never never nestors.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be empty nesters because there was never
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  Speaker 1: anything in the nest We're never nestors. Well anyway,