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2nd DATE UPDATE: Derek & Riley · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The next segment we're going to do is called Second
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  Speaker 1: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and get,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what the bit is called.
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  Speaker 2: Second Date Update starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Time for Second Date Update. You meet somebody. You go
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  Speaker 2: out on a date. You have a great time. You
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  Speaker 2: expect there to be a second date. It doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 2: You talk to your friends and family. They can't give
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  Speaker 2: you the answers you want, so you come to us.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to hear your story. We're going to call
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  Speaker 2: the person blowing you off. Let's say hello to Derek.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Derek.
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  Speaker 3: I already know this is going to sound bad, but
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  Speaker 3: I promise I have a legitimate explanation.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear it.
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  Speaker 3: I went out with this girl, Riley, and we had
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  Speaker 3: an amazing time. Like, dinner was great. The chemistry was there.
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  Speaker 3: We were laughing all night. And, you know, I ended
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  Speaker 3: up going back to her place.
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  Speaker 4: One thing led to another.
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  Speaker 3: I ended up spending the night, well, kind of, because, like,
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  Speaker 3: around 3 in the morning, I woke up with the
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  Speaker 3: worst stomach of my entire life.
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  Speaker 2: We're stomach. I can tell you're nervous. And I know
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  Speaker 2: that Dylan, our phone screener, she did a great job.
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  Speaker 2: She told you to get to it because it's probably
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  Speaker 2: a really long story, but I want you to take
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  Speaker 2: your time. Talk to us, Derek. Don't stress. So you
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  Speaker 2: met this girl. They, one thing led to another and
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  Speaker 2: you end up sleeping at her house. You end up
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  Speaker 2: getting intimate with her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like it was a great night.
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  Speaker 3: We had a great time.
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  Speaker 2: And then what happened to your stomach when you said
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  Speaker 2: you had the worst stomach? Stomach what? Stomach ache?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up at like three and I had this
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  Speaker 3: really bad stomach ache.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, stomach ache.
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  Speaker 3: I've never had anything in my life.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You know? Okay, now go on. So you had
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  Speaker 2: a stomach ache and then what? I panicked.
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  Speaker 3: I grabbed my stuff and I left while she was sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: So that's where you think you went wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I know how bad that looks, right? I generally
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  Speaker 3: wasn't trying to sneak out on her, but. I texted
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  Speaker 3: her when I got home explaining everything, apologized like a
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  Speaker 3: million times, and I've gotten absolutely nothing back from her.
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  Speaker 2: Put yourself in a situation, first of all, because your
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  Speaker 2: stomach hurts. You're not going to go blow out her toilet.
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  Speaker 2: You want to get the hell out of there. At
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  Speaker 2: least you.
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  Speaker 4: Texted her explaining things.
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  Speaker 3: I actually really like this girl. I don't want her
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  Speaker 3: thinking I just used her for a hookup. I'd love
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  Speaker 3: to see her again. But at this point, I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know if she'll talk to me. So I'm calling
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  Speaker 3: you guys to see if you can help me explain.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, we could definitely help patch that up because
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  Speaker 5: I imagine what you're saying is the reason she's not
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  Speaker 5: getting back to you. And if you have us on
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  Speaker 5: your side, then maybe she'll see things in a different light.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you have the ability to hook up with me,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't have the ability to just like turn
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  Speaker 1: and shake me and say, hey, I got to head out.
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  Speaker 2: My stomach hurts.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I can understand where she's coming from, but she
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  Speaker 1: probably does want that explanation. She probably saw your text
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  Speaker 1: and was like, screw this dude.
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  Speaker 2: You, like, left something really weird behind. Like stomach residue?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking that, but, yeah, I mean, that would
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  Speaker 2: be worse.
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  Speaker 5: Quite honestly, I hate to put this out here, Derek,
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  Speaker 5: but maybe your lovemaking just wasn't on par.
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  Speaker 1: That is always you, Rich. That's what you always go to.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, maybe she just barely was tolerating her clumsy,
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  Speaker 5: drooling lunges.
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  Speaker 4: Think i did a pretty good job okay all.
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  Speaker 2: Right pretty good it's pretty good all right dude so
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  Speaker 2: here's what we'll do we'll call her let her tell
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  Speaker 2: the story let her see what she has to say
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  Speaker 2: right maybe she's you know not mad at you for
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  Speaker 2: that maybe she's mad at you for something else maybe
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  Speaker 2: she's got the stomach ache now and can't respond yeah
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  Speaker 2: or you're a selfish lover all right so her name's
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  Speaker 2: riley we're gonna get riley on the phone we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: find out why she's blowing you off all right derrick
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  Speaker 2: I really appreciate your help. You got it. So you
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  Speaker 2: hang tight. Let us get her on the phone. Hold
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  Speaker 2: on a second. All right. All right. Second date update
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  Speaker 2: continues next. John Jay and Rich. We just want to
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  Speaker 2: hear from you. And I don't think that's too much
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  Speaker 2: to ask.
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  Speaker 4: And it's really stressing me out that you're not calling.
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  Speaker 6: 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich. All right. We are in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of second date update. You've got Derek and Riley.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there was magic on this date, according to Derek.
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  Speaker 5: There was laughs.
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  Speaker 2: There was romance.
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  Speaker 5: There was even a trip back to Riley's place where
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  Speaker 5: there was lovemaking. But in the middle of the midnight,
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  Speaker 5: Derek got the bubble guts and he left the scene
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  Speaker 5: right away, leaving no explanation in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 5: But now that he's tried to contact Riley, there is
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  Speaker 5: radio silence. She is like a ghost of the Halloween season.
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  Speaker 5: She is not returning his calls at all. He would
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  Speaker 5: like to make up and get a second date. She
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  Speaker 5: is not responding at all. That's where we come All right,
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  Speaker 5: Derek's a pretty good recap. So you slept with her.
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  Speaker 2: You slid out in the middle of the night, texted
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  Speaker 2: her and told her why, but she never responded, right?
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  Speaker 4: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you stay quiet. We're going to get her on.
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  Speaker 2: She's ready to go. All right, go ahead, patch her through. Riley. Riley. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: how are you?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Morning.
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  Speaker 2: So thanks for jumping on the air with us.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to get some information on you on your date
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  Speaker 2: with Derek, if you don't mind.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah uh yeah remember Derek yeah um that doesn't sound
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  Speaker 6: good wait.
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  Speaker 2: He does not wait well what do you want to
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  Speaker 2: say what's going on well he reached out to us
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  Speaker 2: and he was giving us the details of your date
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  Speaker 2: and now he says that you're not responding to his
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  Speaker 2: text messages so we thought we would call you and
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  Speaker 2: get your version.
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  Speaker 6: Oh wait he's wondering why I'm not texting him back yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Like that's actually hilarious um they didn't tell you what.
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  Speaker 2: Happened Well, did he tell you? I believe so. He
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  Speaker 2: said you guys hit it off. He went back to
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  Speaker 2: your house and he had to leave pretty early. And
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  Speaker 2: he texted you and told you why.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, look, I'd just love to know why a 29-year-old
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  Speaker 6: man thought it was acceptable to pee in my bed
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  Speaker 6: and leave.
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  Speaker 2: Did what? In your bed?
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  Speaker 4: Riley, can I explain?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's there.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: He knows exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 6: Literally, okay, I woke up at 4 in the morning.
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  Speaker 7: I'm literally laying in a wet bed covered in a
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  Speaker 7: grown man's pee.
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  Speaker 3: Ew.
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  Speaker 2: Gross.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. No, I mean, I was super confused because, I mean,
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  Speaker 6: I'm half asleep. And then I realized what happened and, like,
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  Speaker 6: I almost threw up.
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  Speaker 4: Like, so, like, he peed in my bed.
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  Speaker 6: No, instead of waking me up.
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  Speaker 7: And apologizing to me, I'm literally doing anything.
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  Speaker 6: This man grabs his stuff and runs.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't have the audacity to, like, text me the
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  Speaker 7: next day about his stomach was hurting. What does that
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  Speaker 7: have to do with you peeing in my bed? Like, dude,
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  Speaker 7: I can call the radio station to, like, ask me
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  Speaker 7: why I'm not calling you back.
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  Speaker 4: Riley, I called because I, well, we were drinking that night.
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  Speaker 4: And I think, you know, I had one of those
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  Speaker 4: dreams where I thought I got up to use the bathroom. And,
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  Speaker 4: you know, so I called the show, you know, trying
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  Speaker 4: to get you back and talk to you about it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I had to shut my entire bed.
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  Speaker 2: I had to throw my pillows.
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  Speaker 6: I had to spend the entire next day trying to
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  Speaker 6: figure out how to get your grown man.
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  Speaker 2: Pee out of my mattress.
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  Speaker 7: Like, you want another date? Absolutely not. I mean, we
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  Speaker 7: could have a date where you take me to go
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  Speaker 7: buy a new mattress.
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  Speaker 2: How about that? You're right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I handled it wrong. Horribly wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I was hoping you'd give me another.
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  Speaker 2: Chance, though.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 7: You just walked out and didn't even, like, Like, wake
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  Speaker 7: me up so I can get up and start cleaning. Like,
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  Speaker 7: you just left me there laying in your pee, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name.
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  Speaker 4: Soiled it. Soiled it.
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  Speaker 2: Soiled it.
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  Speaker 4: Soiled it.
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  Speaker 2: Soiled it.
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  Speaker 4: Soiled it.
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  Speaker 5: I command you to stop that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, what's funny is he was worried. He left
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  Speaker 2: because his stomach hurt. So I figured he was worried
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  Speaker 2: that he was going to, you know, do something else
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  Speaker 2: in the bed. But go and pee. Did you know
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  Speaker 2: you peed in the bed, dude? Or did you not
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  Speaker 2: know you peed in the bed? I, it.
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  Speaker 4: It was a little wet. It didn't seem like it was,
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  Speaker 4: I thought it could have been half off. It wasn't
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  Speaker 4: a big thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know, what's interesting for me, my, well, like first
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, he peed in the bed, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But then when you start saying that you had to
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  Speaker 2: pull the sheets, you had to pull them out, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh my God, that, that is right. And
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  Speaker 2: then you have this mattress. That's your mattress that now
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  Speaker 2: has someone else's pee stain on it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Tough to get out. But what should he have done?
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  Speaker 7: I have a protective cover on my mattress.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so what should he have done? He should have, like,
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  Speaker 2: just for future, as people that are listening to this,
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  Speaker 2: any men, women, once they pee in the bed with
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  Speaker 2: someone they just met, what should they do? Hey, wake up.
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  Speaker 7: I peed in your bed. It's super embarrassing, but at
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  Speaker 7: least let the person up and apologize.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Start helping clean.
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  Speaker 7: And maybe they should reconcile something. I mean, it's really
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  Speaker 7: awkward and really, you.
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  Speaker 6: Know, people have accidents, I guess. But, like, dude, you
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  Speaker 6: can't just leave.
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  Speaker 7: Somebody laying in, you pee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not cool.
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  Speaker 3: That's gross.
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  Speaker 1: Because I get, too, like, if his stomach hurt, like,
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  Speaker 1: maybe he was, like, having the cold sweats, you know,
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  Speaker 1: really just not feeling good. Like, I can empathize with that.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't empathize with, like, you just getting up
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  Speaker 1: and dipping and not telling someone that you had an accident.
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  Speaker 2: That's tough. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I handled it wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Totally wrong.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really sorry. I really, you know, I'm hoping that
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  Speaker 4: we could.
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  Speaker 2: Pass this up.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder how you left that out when you were
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  Speaker 5: talking to us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's embarrassing. I get it. I get why you
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't want to say anything. It's not like it happened
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  Speaker 2: and he's running away. Like he's still like, like he wants,
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  Speaker 2: like he's, you know what I mean? Like, I think
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  Speaker 2: that would happen to me.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't that big of a spot.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think it was that big. It must have been.
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  Speaker 2: But hold on for one second.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: So Riley, do you need a new mattress or you
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  Speaker 2: said there was a cover on it? It's fine.
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  Speaker 6: No, it went through the cover too.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So it was interesting. You need a new mattress. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so currently working right now, I am with a mattress
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  Speaker 2: company called Bored Mattress Company. I'm trying to get a
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  Speaker 2: deal with them. So maybe we can give them some
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  Speaker 2: love and they can jump on the air and do
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  Speaker 2: an endorsement with us. BoredMattress.com. Check them out. I have
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  Speaker 2: one of those. I have one of them in my
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  Speaker 2: house right now.
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  Speaker 7: I really don't want to have a day with you.
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  Speaker 6: I wonder if they can be on the radio to
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  Speaker 6: have to explain all this.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be a good campaign. Hold on a second. You're
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  Speaker 2: not even listening.
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  Speaker 1: You're not even listening.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to do a mattress commercial for board mattress
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  Speaker 2: right now. And it'd be great if there was a
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  Speaker 2: slogan they had about, you know, Hey, your pee doesn't
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  Speaker 2: stay in our mattresses. You're in good hands with us.
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  Speaker 2: Board mattress.com. You're in good hands with us. That's fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. You're in for a good night's sleep.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. New endorsement deal for Rich and me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Riley.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I had to get that out. We could also play
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  Speaker 2: along with you guys. So sorry. Have fun with it.
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  Speaker 2: Be all over on mattress. We're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, go ahead, Riley. Do you want to see him
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  Speaker 2: again or do you not want to see him again?
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  Speaker 6: No, I'm good.
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  Speaker 7: I'm good. I love your show.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 7: This is just so weird. Um, but have a good
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  Speaker 7: day and feel.
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  Speaker 6: Free to look up that mattress thing.
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  Speaker 7: If you want to send me one, but other than that,
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  Speaker 7: don't contact.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So if he sends you one, you'd be willing to
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  Speaker 2: see him again.
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  Speaker 7: No, I'll see him for the mattress.
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  Speaker 5: But Linda making was just okay.
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  Speaker 2: He was right. He said it was adequate. Just okay.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't got time for this.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Well, thank you for going on the air
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  Speaker 2: with us, Riley. There you go, Derek. That's why she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't want to. That's why she's blowing you off.
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  Speaker 4: I know I didn't do the right thing, but I
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  Speaker 4: think she could have come around, especially if you got
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  Speaker 4: her a mattress. It would have worked out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get her a mattress. They just wanted
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  Speaker 2: the endorsement. I'm trying to get an endorsement deal then
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  Speaker 2: because I like the mattress.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you got Riley a new mattress, that would work, right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find them online. She says no. I
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  Speaker 2: can't find them online anymore. That wouldn't even help. Look,
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  Speaker 2: maybe they're already out of business.
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  Speaker 5: Prices were too good.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm wrong on the name. All right. Thanks, Derek.
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  Speaker 2: Good luck. Don't pee in people's beds.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.