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New Dirty Little Secret: “Why Explain a Scratch jus Upgrade? · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your promise you'll feel better. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Friday. Hopefully you're having a good one so far.
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  Speaker 2: We get your Dirty Little Secret. It's mixed one or
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  Speaker 2: two point nine, Bill at a Kid, Candice Loan, pants
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  Speaker 2: producer Pooh and Brutal Mars Siket's coming up next, by
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  Speaker 2: the way, so get ready upgraded floor seats plus dinner
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  Speaker 2: and hotel on us on the forties every hour all day.
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  Speaker 2: Your chance to win that now if you have a secret, confess, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it is good Friday, so yeah, it's probably best right
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  Speaker 2: before Easter Sunday, just to cleanse your soul for sure,
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  Speaker 2: you know eight three three seven eight seven one o
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  Speaker 2: two nine if you got one and you do, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I you know, I swear that I don't try to
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  Speaker 1: be a bad driver, but but I am.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, at least you admit.
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  Speaker 1: It, like I generally, like I don't know what it is,
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  Speaker 1: Like I pay attention when I'm driving, I go next
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  Speaker 1: and slow. I really do think I'm being careful and
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  Speaker 1: like somehow I've been in like I don't know, like
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  Speaker 1: ten ten accidents maybe ten, yeah, yeah, like serious accidents,
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  Speaker 1: like what the no no, no, no, no, like all
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  Speaker 1: minor just like fender bender is really nothing serious, but
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  Speaker 1: obviously like ten is a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And like my husband he's like he's totally over it,
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  Speaker 1: Like we just got in this huge fight a couple
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  Speaker 1: months ago about my after my last accident, and he
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  Speaker 1: basically is like, you have to be more careful, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like I am, but like obviously I'm not right.
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  Speaker 1: So I just like I don't know. It's like I
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  Speaker 1: just it's a mess. So anyway, last week, like it
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  Speaker 1: happened again.
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  Speaker 2: An accident. Yeah, how are you getting in? So? Are
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  Speaker 2: you playing bumper cars? Are you Tiger Woods? What is
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  Speaker 2: going on?
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  Speaker 1: I honestly I don't know. Like I was just trying
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  Speaker 1: to parallel park, like slowly, very slowly, and then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, boom, I'm clipping a car, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in the front.
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  Speaker 2: So you clipped a car you're trying to parallel park?
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  Speaker 2: First of all, did you have your radio down? Maybe
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  Speaker 2: that was the problem is everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Knows you kidding somewhere up but like I turn it down, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Usually when you parallel park, you gotta have your radio
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  Speaker 2: turned down. So you let me guess you didn't tell
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  Speaker 2: your husband that you gotten an accident.
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  Speaker 1: No, I couldn't do it. I couldn't like and honestly, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't like that bad. It was like a tiny scrape.
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  Speaker 1: But like I literally there was no way. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: think like, oh no, I just hit a car. The
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  Speaker 1: first thing I saw was like, I literally can't tell
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  Speaker 1: my husband. I can't do this again. But I can't
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  Speaker 1: go through this lecture. So I did something insane. What
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  Speaker 1: I literally drove the car like straight to the dealership
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  Speaker 1: and I just traded it in. I'm not kidding, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I had to get rid of the evidence. You traded.
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  Speaker 2: You got an entirely new car so he wouldn't see
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  Speaker 2: there was damn. But what about hold on, I know
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  Speaker 2: it's so bad, but the person you hit to, please
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  Speaker 2: tell me you didn't leave hit and run. They're gonna
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  Speaker 2: find out. They're gonna you're he's gonna find out when
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  Speaker 2: the insurance gets involved.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I okay. This is also maybe
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  Speaker 1: a little bit on the crazy side. But like right
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  Speaker 1: before I went to the dealership, I like knocked on
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  Speaker 1: the door and was like, hey, apologize, like one hundred times.
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  Speaker 1: I venmoted him like five hundred dollars just be like
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Like, let's not go through insurance. There's
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's all good, no nothing, Oh, my my
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  Speaker 1: husband will never know. He was like super chill, like
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  Speaker 1: totally fine and understanding, and like, my husband won't check
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  Speaker 1: my Venmo account, so like I knew that. Wow, I
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  Speaker 1: would be wow.
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  Speaker 2: I mean this girl, this is that's why. So he
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  Speaker 2: just thinks you got it. I'd be upset if you
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  Speaker 2: got a new car without me asking. Not that I'm controlling,
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  Speaker 2: but at least don't do that. I at least want
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  Speaker 2: to know what's going on in our finances. Yeah, that's whimsy.
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  Speaker 2: That's a whimsical I mean.
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  Speaker 1: But he he was like he was mad about that.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, why in the world would you just
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  Speaker 1: get a new car without talking to me? But like, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: that reaction was like a five compared to the tenant
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  Speaker 1: would have been if I was told in my head
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  Speaker 1: another car like that would have been.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, you're kind of my hero. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know something about you. It's making me laugh. We joke
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  Speaker 2: around when it's time for an oil change, just get
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  Speaker 2: a new car.
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  Speaker 1: You really did it. That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to trade this in so I don't
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  Speaker 2: have to deal with that scratch and that thing. Oh
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  Speaker 2: who needs that bumper?
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  Speaker 1: Forget it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, good for you, you know what. Props to you.
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  Speaker 2: You found out a way around it. Maybe this will
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  Speaker 2: also motivate you to not get another car accident. I
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  Speaker 2: know it's an accident, but maybe this will make you
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  Speaker 2: just drive a little bit safer with a new car.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm trying, I am.
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  Speaker 2: And where do you live? So I never drive there?