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B*tch Go On A Trip · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 1: talk back.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in for a
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  Speaker 2: new episode of We Talk Back, a show dedicated to
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  Speaker 2: you ninjas and you pros. It's your co-host, AJ Holiday. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and everybody else in between, because you know this bitch
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  Speaker 2: going to add that in there. What's up, Tam? Hey, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sad.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up. That's how you would say it. I'm scared.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you sad?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm fat and I'm hungry. I'm doing a 10-day
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  Speaker 1: smoothie cleanse. I got on the scale yesterday and it
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  Speaker 1: was just a bunch of negativity. I won't tell y'all
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  Speaker 1: how much it was, but it was just negative.
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  Speaker 3: Energy all in my bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, I'm going to do the 10-day smoothie cleanse.
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  Speaker 1: So I literally went from the bathroom to the living room.
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  Speaker 1: And got on Instacart and ordered every ingredient from the
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  Speaker 1: 10-day smoothie cleanse.
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  Speaker 3: And I started it yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: And this day, too.
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  Speaker 1: Last night, I had the worst headache of my life.
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  Speaker 1: And then today, I'm just a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so irritable. Start no shit, won't be no shit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a fast? I haven't fasted in like
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  Speaker 2: a year and a half, like a real one. The
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  Speaker 2: last fast I did was like four, almost five days.
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  Speaker 2: Where you didn't eat nothing? Nothing, water. And I didn't
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  Speaker 2: start getting a headache until like the fourth day, which
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  Speaker 2: is weird. Usually you have it like the first and
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  Speaker 2: second day. But it's mind over matter. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Stop telling yourself you're dieting. Just do it.
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  Speaker 2: Like this is just normal, normal day. You're eating light today.
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  Speaker 3: Either we're going to.
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  Speaker 1: Have to change something or we're going to change the
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  Speaker 1: name of the show to We Talk Fat.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I'm trans skinny, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: My clavicle bone is popping, okay? I was taking a
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  Speaker 2: picture the other day, and my homegirl was like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't like my bone. I was like, bitch, when my
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  Speaker 2: clavicle is showing, I'm fine. Bitch, I'm putting my shit
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  Speaker 2: in every picture.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I got a clavicle, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: because mine ain't never showed.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, I like the clavicle and, like, a hip bone
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  Speaker 2: poking a little bit. And I haven't had that in
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  Speaker 2: a very long time. Like, you can feel... Maybe when
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  Speaker 2: I lay down. A hip bone? You want your hip
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  Speaker 2: bone to show? Not showing, but you can kind of
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  Speaker 2: rub there and feel it. I feel like when... You
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  Speaker 2: get extra fat, like the inner thighs start coming in.
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  Speaker 3: See, I'm big boned, and I ain't never had no bones.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, ain't no such thing as big bones. Shut up.
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  Speaker 2: If you was big boned, that clavicle would be showing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I got one of those.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody don't have them.
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  Speaker 2: He must be goddamn from another planet then.
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  Speaker 3: How was your weekend?
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  Speaker 2: It was good, man. I went and hung out in
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  Speaker 2: Greensboro with my friends, man. We just laid in the
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  Speaker 2: sun doing a lot of holistic drugs and a whole
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  Speaker 2: lot of holistic shit.
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  Speaker 3: It was somebody's funky ass birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up. It was a good time. Sorry you weren't there. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: We had a good time, man. A real, real good time.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be my vacation spot. She don't even
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  Speaker 2: know it yet.
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  Speaker 1: I had other plans even though I wasn't invited. I
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  Speaker 1: went to my sister's graduation in Shreveport, Louisiana. She graduated
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  Speaker 1: from LSU-S Shreveport campus and got her master's degree in
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  Speaker 1: something special. I couldn't tell you what it was.
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  Speaker 2: I know that's awful.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's something good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very proud of her. Shout out to Tanisha Champion.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
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  Speaker 2: We hung out.
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  Speaker 1: I went through hell and high water trying to get there.
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  Speaker 1: I had to take a bus, a boat, a train,
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  Speaker 1: and a plane to get to that motherfucker, but I
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  Speaker 1: was going to be there.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to miss it. She always show up
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  Speaker 3: for me, so I had to show.
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  Speaker 2: Up for her. Because they definitely was deep at the show. Okay, y'all. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: was deep at the show representing with her mama.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I can't believe I got my mama out there.
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  Speaker 2: She's my number one fan. Your sister wasn't going to
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  Speaker 2: let your ass live. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I would have never lived that down. So I was there.
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  Speaker 2: I made it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't fly on a buddy pass, y'all. That shit's stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I made my mind up about that buddy pass shit
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  Speaker 2: the last time. I think when I went to L.A.? Girl,
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  Speaker 2: never again. I was stuck in the airport from like
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  Speaker 2: 9 o'clock in the morning to 9 o'clock at night,
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  Speaker 2: and then I barely made it connecting after that. Like, mm-mm,
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm good on that buddy shit. Especially if
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  Speaker 2: the ticket's just $ 100 less, just go ahead and buy
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  Speaker 2: your ticket, man.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? It comes through in the clutch every
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  Speaker 3: now and then.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just that one time that it fails you,
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  Speaker 1: and your plane ticket is now $ 2, 200.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, girl.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually flown in buddy passes out the damn country
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  Speaker 2: a couple of times.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I never had a problem. Like I would be nervous
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  Speaker 2: that I can't get on a plane, but shit come
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  Speaker 2: through every time.
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  Speaker 1: Right. But in the States, I've gotten bumped. I had
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  Speaker 1: to really literally take an Amtrak to go. Like I
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  Speaker 1: literally took a bus, a plane, and a train to
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  Speaker 1: get there.
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  Speaker 2: You can reach me by my name.
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  Speaker 3: So that was my weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to, you know, some asshole leaked the
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  Speaker 1: last two episodes of Power, and I couldn't find a
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  Speaker 1: good copy, so I didn't want to watch it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to wait until it comes out, for real.
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  Speaker 2: Shame. I haven't watched this season yet. I didn't watch
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  Speaker 2: any of it yet. I finished last season, you know,
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  Speaker 2: at the end. I watched the finale and all that,
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  Speaker 2: but I haven't started yet.
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  Speaker 3: Is it good? Yeah, it's good. I mean, it's a
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  Speaker 3: bit soap opera-y.
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  Speaker 2: Is this nigga still running around? Is Tariq still running
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  Speaker 2: around like a chicken, or does he have a car now?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he got a car now.
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  Speaker 2: Great job, Tariq. Touching all that paper with no whip.
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  Speaker 2: Just like a ghetto boy.
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  Speaker 1: No, he got a whip now.
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  Speaker 2: God dang. That nigga used to be on the run. Girl, okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's get into our stupid internet news, y'all. Listen, I
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  Speaker 2: know y'all love me. I know y'all care about me.
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  Speaker 2: But if you really, really care about me, stop sending
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  Speaker 2: me that. Megan Good and Jonathan Majors bullshit. Okay? It's
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  Speaker 2: not real. It is real.
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  Speaker 3: They sent it to me too.
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  Speaker 2: It's a PR stunt.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they're going to make it.
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  Speaker 2: What? You just don't want them to make it, huh? Look,
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  Speaker 2: the internet doesn't want them to make it either. So
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  Speaker 2: apparently Megan Good and Jonathan Majors are reportedly dating per TMZ.
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  Speaker 2: So while he's having all these legal issues, he's found
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  Speaker 2: time to... get some new coochie get back to black
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  Speaker 2: look this might be who the fuck was texting this
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  Speaker 2: goddamn phone who knows right but uh twitter is not
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  Speaker 2: too happy about that shit a couple people have some
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  Speaker 2: choice words to say about it uh they like what
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  Speaker 2: kind of game y'all playing another person said a pr
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  Speaker 2: stunt using a black woman to continue the financial support
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  Speaker 2: of black women what whatever that means On all accounts,
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  Speaker 2: this man dated non-white women. How ironic a non-white woman
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  Speaker 2: and others accused him of ill treatment. So now he
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  Speaker 2: turns to the black woman.
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  Speaker 1: Why now, J.M.? Because we didn't want him before Krieg.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true. I didn't even know him before. Well, yeah, before.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying collectively. I'm saying collectively as a group
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  Speaker 1: of body of women. Black women wasn't checking for him.
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  Speaker 2: It was just me and you. We don't know that, though.
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  Speaker 2: Was he even in proximity of black women? The nigga
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  Speaker 2: went to Yale. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm pretty sure there were black women at Yale,
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  Speaker 2: because those would be kind of different black women, right? Right.
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  Speaker 2: probably would have dated him. Maybe we just weren't on
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  Speaker 2: his radar. Let's just look at the other side of
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  Speaker 2: that because we just don't know. And people need to
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  Speaker 2: just stop assuming that black women just so hard on
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  Speaker 2: a simp. We ain't that hard on a simp.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we are.
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  Speaker 1: And listen, it's this guy that used to love me.
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  Speaker 1: He was from the islands in college and he was
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  Speaker 1: so smart and he used to tutor me, but he
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  Speaker 1: was just not pleasant on the eyes.
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  Speaker 3: And he had like real bad acne.
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  Speaker 2: He was skinny.
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  Speaker 3: He almost looked like a little cricket with his body tight.
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  Speaker 1: And I just didn't like him in that way.
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  Speaker 3: He was a good tutor.
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  Speaker 1: Like he helped me pass my statistics class and I
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  Speaker 1: loved him for his health, but he was in love
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  Speaker 1: with me. I knew he was, but I ain't date him.
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  Speaker 1: And now I heard he like real successful.
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  Speaker 2: But that don't mean he ain't ugly now.
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  Speaker 1: I know he probably still ugly and I still wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: want him based upon that. But I'm just saying he's
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  Speaker 1: probably like, That being successful is more attractive.
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  Speaker 2: No, that is very selfish of you. What about your children?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean? Cause they're going to be ugly.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. You have to still take that stuff into
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  Speaker 2: consideration and people can say I'm shallow. I don't give
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  Speaker 2: a damn. It's just the truth, right? If you can choose,
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  Speaker 2: I know we fall in love with whoever, right? But
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  Speaker 2: you still have to take into consideration like what your
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  Speaker 2: kid's going to look at, look like. No, Um, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like my baby's going to be pretty
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  Speaker 1: no matter what.
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  Speaker 3: Cause they come. Okay. To you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. To you.
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  Speaker 3: Cause no, cause they coming out of me.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to have my.
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  Speaker 2: To you. Fuck you bitch.
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  Speaker 1: But listen, I, I wouldn't like, obviously if I cared
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  Speaker 1: about just success, I probably would have already been married
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  Speaker 1: to somebody and just living in the house on the
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  Speaker 1: hill already. But I do care about, uh, not just
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  Speaker 1: looks either. Cause I'll, I like my niggas a little
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  Speaker 1: medium ugly, honestly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like them too cute. You know, medium ugly.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want you in the mirror more than me. Like,
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  Speaker 2: why does it take you just as long to get
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  Speaker 2: dressed as me? We can't both be hopping around the
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  Speaker 2: house dirty and shit up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about that. I don't care about that either.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see how it could take as long as me. Like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing that take as long as me?
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  Speaker 3: That don't make sense. I got edges delayed lashes delayed all.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of shit how are you still taking the same
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  Speaker 1: amount of time as me it's impossible but I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: care as long as we getting out the door whatever
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  Speaker 1: but I do care about just how you treat me
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  Speaker 1: how you gonna treat me I don't want no narcissist
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared of.
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  Speaker 2: That yeah man you don't know one until you already
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  Speaker 2: experienced them I can spot them niggas a mile away
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  Speaker 2: now I see you and I get lost immediately Like,
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  Speaker 2: my number one thing now is you got to be
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  Speaker 2: nice to me. You got to talk to me nice.
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  Speaker 2: You got to be nice. You got to compliment me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do all those things for you. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: treat me how I want to be treated.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Treat me how you want to be treated. No, you
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  Speaker 2: have to treat people how they want to be treated.
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  Speaker 2: It's not how you want to be treated. I might
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  Speaker 2: want to be treated different. So, I'm going to treat
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  Speaker 2: you how.
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  Speaker 3: You want to be treated.
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  Speaker 1: Well, don't everybody want somebody nice to them, right?
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  Speaker 3: Don't nobody want somebody, ooh, I'll I really want to.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: I really want a partner that's so mean to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, girl. Let me tell you, there is a sixth
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  Speaker 2: love language and it's fucking chaos. And some people thrive
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  Speaker 2: in chaos. And I feel like I could thrive in both.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? I could thrive in some
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  Speaker 2: calm situations. I might can thrive in chaos, but I
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  Speaker 2: can't constantly live there. A lot of these people live
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  Speaker 2: in chaos. They do want somebody to mistreat them. They
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  Speaker 2: don't feel loved until that happens. The weirdo shit. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how we got hair. Talk about Jonathan Majors.
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  Speaker 2: And Megan did it. Right, yeah. So he's still trying
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  Speaker 2: to figure out his court shit. Meanwhile, he's dating a
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  Speaker 2: beautiful black queen who was recently divorced. I like that
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  Speaker 2: for them. If it works, it works. I mean, if
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  Speaker 2: I see Jonathan Majors in these streets, though, I'm still
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  Speaker 2: sliding on a nigga, Megan. I just want you to know.
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  Speaker 3: She gonna put her Newport right out on your.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: Head bitch you keep saying she smoke cigarettes like they
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  Speaker 2: probably be smoking together in the writers room like not
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  Speaker 2: in the writers room oh them niggas on strike anyway
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  Speaker 2: so maybe not in the writers room but whatever they
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  Speaker 2: at shout out to them niggas did.
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  Speaker 1: You see that John Moran ass got caught with another
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  Speaker 1: gun on video He.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't get caught. He's doing shit on purpose.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: So John Morant could be in hot water with the
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: NBA after another video involving an impairing gun surface on
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  Speaker 1: social media. The Grizzlies suspended their star guard from all
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  Speaker 1: team activities on Sunday after an Instagram live video from
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  Speaker 1: the account Dtap2 showed Morant in a car holding what
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  Speaker 1: appeared to be a gun. While the video was deleted
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  Speaker 1: from the account, clips of it spread on social media
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  Speaker 1: Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 2: So that's not his account it was posted to?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Is it the person who was in the car?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody else went live with him in the car.
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  Speaker 2: So is it recent?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this just happened.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they were live?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. This dude is an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: NBA dumb boy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Where's your daddy? He obviously does not care about
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  Speaker 2: his future at this point. Maybe he doesn't want to
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  Speaker 2: play basketball anymore. Maybe he doesn't want to have to
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  Speaker 2: go through the things. Just like when you go to
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  Speaker 2: be a nurse, they have to take an oath. People
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  Speaker 2: don't know that. But there's an oath that happens. And
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  Speaker 2: what's that oath? The general public will never know. I
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  Speaker 2: believe the same thing goes on in the NBA. And
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: maybe he's not with what it takes to be in
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  Speaker 2: the NBA right now. Maybe he ain't with that shit.
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  Speaker 2: And maybe he's intentionally trying to get his contract thrown out.
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  Speaker 2: Who knows?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't agree with none of that.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's probably just him being a young kid
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  Speaker 1: Nigga who ain't never had shit and don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to act and don't know how to handle his celebrity
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  Speaker 1: and don't know how to handle his money. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it really is. I doubt it's some oath that he
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  Speaker 1: is trying to avoid.
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  Speaker 2: What was he doing before now? How was he acting
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  Speaker 2: and conducting himself before now? Why wait until you get
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  Speaker 2: this level of success to then be doing this dumb shit?
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  Speaker 3: Well, he ain't been in the league that long.
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  Speaker 2: But he hasn't been in the league.
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  Speaker 3: And now he in Memphis.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably a whole different animal out there, and he's
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  Speaker 1: just out there in these streets.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. No, he has not been in the league this long,
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  Speaker 2: but we know that people who are headed to the league,
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  Speaker 2: there's a grooming process that happens in college, in middle school,
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  Speaker 2: in high school. They know who these stars are going
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  Speaker 2: to be. He's been groomed probably his entire life for
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  Speaker 2: this day. And why are you acting like that now?
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  Speaker 2: What does that even mean?
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  Speaker 1: Think about all the basketball players who were probably still
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  Speaker 1: also groomed that have also made bad choices.
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  Speaker 2: This choice right here is a stupid one to me. Like,
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  Speaker 2: go smoke some weed and get caught with a bad
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: pit stance or something like that. Like, you waving a gun,
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  Speaker 2: maybe legal or illegal online, is just stupid. It's stupid.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to wrap my brain around him just
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  Speaker 2: being stupid. Maybe I want to give him a little
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  Speaker 2: bit more credit and not say this boy is just
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  Speaker 2: an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's what it is. I really think
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is. He's just making poor choices. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think he's, like, trying to avoid some ritual oath
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  Speaker 1: of the NBA.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying a ritual.
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  Speaker 3: Ignorance.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: But they do have, there is guidelines. There's things that
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: they have to do to be where they at. It
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: just is. And I feel like maybe he might be
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: avoiding him somehow. I don't know. But anyway, John Morant,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: you're stupid. You're just not representing South Carolina properly. You
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: need to get your life together. Where's your daddy? Somebody,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: somebody has to have been in this man's life up
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: until now. Like, I know you get the money. You're
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: above reproach. Can't nobody tell you shit. But you losing
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: money just waving a gun. And you know the thing,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: the other part about this that annoys me is that
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: if it was a white boy just taking a random
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: picture or a video holding a rifle, with a dead
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: deer on the side or something like that, it'd be okay.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Because a black man in a car waving a pistol
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: is seen as, like, super ghetto and just some nigga shit.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Some hood shit, basically.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: It is super ghetto and some nigga shit, though. Like, because....
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: So he should just wave the pistol with a dead
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: deer on the side. It'd be okay.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Well, we eat deer.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I don't eat deer. I.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I would never kill a deer either. Huh? He ain't
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: killing nobody in the video in the car with the pistol.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: He's not killing nobody.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Those are handguns intended to kill other humans.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: That's not true. It's just protection. Just because he has
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: a handgun doesn't mean he's about to kill somebody.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, but that's what they're for, right?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I think any weapon could be to kill anything, anybody,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: any animal, whatever, whatever usage you have a gun. So
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: you're saying with him having a gun, waving in the car,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: people can.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Assume he's... It just doesn't look good. It just doesn't
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: look good. It doesn't look good, you know?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look like him and his homeboy are about
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: to head out to hunt for food.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Or maybe he's trying to send a message to them
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Jack boys.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: He does live in Memphis.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It might be that.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Jamie.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: But you already sent a message the last time. How
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: many messages do you need to send?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I wonder if this... So, was it a live or
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: was it just a post on a page? Because they
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: said it was shortly there deleted. So, unless the person
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: saved the live. Is this a previous video that somebody's
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: just now posted on his page that's supposedly his friend?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: No, it was a.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Recent.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: A recent live, yeah.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he... Because.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: If that was the case, he was like, that video
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: was taken before You know, I had apologized.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: To you all.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: That might have been my excuse. I would have said that.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: If it wasn't the truth or not.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: But it was alive, so. It was in real time, so.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just weird. I don't know. Okay. Now, this
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: is the type of shit I'm sick of, and this
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: is some real stupid internet news, y'all. Well, Jay Morant
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: is stupid internet news as well. Sarah Jane Comrie? Comrie?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Comrie?
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: A pregnant NYC Karen is currently on video trying to
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: steal a bike from a black man. You know you
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: can rent these little bikes in the city, right? So
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: this guy had already rented this bike. His credit card
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: is on it. And it looks like she's getting off
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: from work. And she's basically trying to steal his ride.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: She's screaming out for help. Help! Like, real, like, nonchalantly.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I just hate how white women... weaponize their tears against black.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: People yeah and they think that the police is an
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: extension of their fucking insecurities and fears so you know
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: like the police only works for them essentially and you
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: can see how these white guys pull up as she's
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: with this fake ass scream and some of her um
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: some of the people i guess that also work with
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: her because she then takes her name tag off because
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: she realizes she's being recorded right so she takes her
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: name tag off she starts boohoo fake ass no tear
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: crying when a white guy walks up and the part
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: that annoys me is that these not annoy but these
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: white men they gonna defend these bitches and I'm gonna
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: call these Karen's bitches Because they are. And they're very, very,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: very fucking dangerous. You know what I'm saying? Because we
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: know when white women cry, niggas could possibly die. In
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: a real way. Right? So for her to still be
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: doing this type of shit, it has to be some
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: type of charge for that. It should be. You know, like.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: And then he was like, can't you just unlink your
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: card to it?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Like, give it to her. That's a grown-ass fucking woman.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: This is not a child. I'm not just giving... And
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not just giving a kid anything.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: So because she has these fake tears, and I mean,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: she cut them on and cut them off like it
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: was nothing.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: These women are dangerous. That is a skill that I have.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Yo. That's a mental illness that you have.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I do that with the police. I will.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I will cry as soon as I get pulled over.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I'm having the worst day.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Yo.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I will do it. And it has never failed me.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: So I get it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: But I just hate how, because if you understand the
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: history of white women's tears and black men, you wouldn't
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: do that with the police, you know?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Right. Use it to get out of a ticket. Don't
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: use it against other people.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: She purposely knows that she could possibly get this person
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: killed by shedding a few tears. She knows that people
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: are going to come to her defense no matter what
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: the situation is. Even a black man, you know what
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Even a black man will pull up to
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: see what the problem is.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: And to help her out. I just don't feel like we,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: as black women, get that type of protection. Because the
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: two white guys that pulled up, they didn't give a
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: fuck what was happening. Like, give her what she wants.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Can't you just? Can't you just? No, I can't just
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: do shit. The black guy was trying to explain to them.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: So why would you even pull up thinking that?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Can't she just go find another bike? That's not the
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: only bike in the city.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: And that's what she ended up doing. Why are you
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: riding a bike pregnant anyway, girl?
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Ugh, get.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Okay. I sound like an African mama just now. Get it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Just get it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, I know we only typically do three, but I
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: got one more that I found just recently, and I
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: just got to share it with y'all. All right, there
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: is a woman being called out for reportedly having two
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: separate baby showers with two different men for the same baby. Y'all,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: this bitch got on the same dress for both baby showers,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: and it's two different beautiful cakes. I'm sure they had
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: the same person to make the cakes. and to do
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: the balloons, and one nigga wearing a purple shirt, and
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: the other nigga wearing a pink shirt, but there's two
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: different baby showers. How do you feel about that? Like,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: if you don't know who your baby daddy is, do
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you have two showers and invite both the niggas that
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you fuck?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I feel like she's being very thoughtful. Yeah, thoughtful, for sure. T-H-O-T, full. Absolutely,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: very thoughtful.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Um....
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Her post says, like I said, two different baby showers,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: two different niggas, same dress, and a bitch still out
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: here lying. This is somebody, I guess somebody posted this, right?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: She want to embarrass my family. I'm going to embarrass her.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Beware of the whores. I love the word whore, okay?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I love to call a bitch a whore. Like, whore
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: just don't do it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is wild that you had two baby showers. Like,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that is really wild for the same baby. And what's
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: even more wild is that you chose to wear the
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: same dress to both of them.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she need her ass beat.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: At least get a different dress. That's like going to
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: two different proms and wearing the same dress.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: To both of them.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: But no, not she got the same theme, kind of,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: because it's just a different color butterfly in the back.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Whoever did the setup is the same person, and they
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: need their ass whipped, too.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: No, they got paid. They was like, two for one.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: She might have did this to herself, girl, because, listen,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: if you got that type of money to this girl, wait, wait, wait.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: On the front, You see the letters and all that. Girl,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: this is a bit much. It's a bit much. It's
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: a bit much.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: You know, in this picture, y'all, she's hugged up with
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: the guy in the purple. And then she's standing beside
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the guy in the pink. So I think she likes
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the guy. She want him to.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Be the daddy.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Or the guy in the purple is the one who's
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: showing up for real. That's probably who needs to be
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: the daddy. But that dude in the pink is probably
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: who she wants to be the daddy. But he don't
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: fuck with her. how embarrassing I mean just be honest
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: you know I know somebody who was in this situation
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: and she told both of the guys and they both
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: were there when the baby was born shit happens you
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying the thing is that men cheat
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: men do all type of shit they just can't get
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: pregnant right so we'll never see the product of the
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: fuck up but in this case of women you got
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: to be careful you got to at least smash somebody
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: with a condom ma'am.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I say this once and I've said it a thousand times.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Use condoms, guys. Use condoms.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: This spares you so much.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Use a condom with one of them. At least. I
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: just be being realistic, okay? I just be trying to
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: be realistic because you know people out here... Popping that pussy, baby.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: It's summertime.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, it's vacation time.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: It's time to go on trips.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: It's time to go on trips. And end up pregnant.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Don't go on too many trips with two different niggas.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Y'all, we gonna talk of travel when we come right back.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: So y'all, we back. And we want to talk about... Vacation.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: So I got on my vacation dress. I put this
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: on for you and for y'all because I want to
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: go somewhere right when we finish.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Where should we go and eat? Someplace local. And what
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: you got on?
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: You got your... The block is hot.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Got my J's on. It's the hustlers.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, so it's that time of year. Everybody's going on trips.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: What is your most favorite vacation that you've been on
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: in your life? Um.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: My favorite vacation spot, I would say, one, St. Thomas.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: If you haven't been to any of the Caribbean islands,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: you don't need a passport to go to St. Thomas.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: They have very good lobster, very great beaches. It's a
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: little expensive. It's still considered a U.S. territory, so you
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: don't need a passport. But my favorite is Anguilla, Shoal Bay.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: That's one of the best beaches. Anguilla actually has some
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: of the best beaches in the world. So you get
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: your fresh lobster and lamb, all the shit you can eat.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: They have a lot of good adventures you can go on.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: We went to an underground cave where we saw the
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: tectonic plates.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: So you can actually see the plates?
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: And that's like where earthquakes, if they hit, they cause
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: an earthquake.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Right now they're saying in Africa the shit is splitting apart.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: That would be because of the shift in the Earth's
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: tectonic plates, supposedly. So bats was in there in the cave.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Technically, you know, based on science, the Earth is going
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: to shift and come back together as one solid.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Mass, right?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, just the landform? If you believe
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: in round Earth, we are one solid.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: There's water dividing us. So what they said is that.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: You mean the land is going to come back together?
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be one solid mass of land. But you got.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Africa splitting in half, supposedly, allegedly.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: It's splitting down the middle.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Somewhere there's a big-ass gap, gaping hole in Africa. Allegedly.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know how true it is. But, yeah, I've
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: seen that. I've seen it on reputable websites.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: So you saw the tectonic plates in this cave where
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: they would shift.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you were in danger.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: How is that?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Because isn't that like where earthquake happens?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, possibly.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I just saw this documentary about these white folks that
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: went on a vacation and like one of the tourist
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: attractions was to go to a volcano to the top
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: of the volcano where it erupts and like see it. And,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you know, they made it sound like very like a
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: beautiful experience in the brochure. So all these white folks
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: went up to this fucking volcano and the bitch erupted
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: while they was there.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Did they die?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Some of them did die. Some of them survived and
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: they like all burnt up. But some of them did survive.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: And I was watching the documentary like, y'all dumb as fuck.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: And let me tell you why.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Because like the earth was telling them not to come like.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: On the boat, the water was very, very rocky. Like,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: it was just like.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: It was probably hot, too.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, so the waves was just pushing
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: them back. Like, it was hard for them to get there.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Then when they got there, the motherfucking holes was smoking.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Something about the holes smoking would have said, you know what,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: maybe we should bounce.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: You know, like... No, it's cool.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: They kept going.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: And they kept going and that bitch erupted and a
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: lot of them died. Y'all gotta watch it. It's on Instagram.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's on Netflix if you want to see it.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: That's scary as hell.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: You just can't go.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: On all these excursions just because it's a, you know,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: they're trying to make money, especially these, you know, small countries.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: They want to make money any kind of way they can,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: So like, make it a tourist attraction go to the volcano.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to a damn volcano.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: No me neither that don't even sound fun to me
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: that's not the type of smoke I want to do
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: on vacation all right so my favorite vacation I went
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: to uh I went with this guy it was his
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: 30th birthday this was in my 20s we went to
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: um we went on a cruise over Italy and we
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: went to the leaning tower of Pisa and I got
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: to eat gelato and pretend like I was pushing the
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: tower up.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: And I know and then we got we went.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: To a uh vineyard and I got to stump on
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the grapes and we drank so much wine Like, that
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: wine had us fucked up like we were drinking liquor.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: It was just a different type of experience.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I remember having, like, on the way back to the boat,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: it was a white girl that was on the tour
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: with us, and she was on my back. Like, I
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: was carrying her back to the boat. We was best friends.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: On vacation, I always... Kind of slavery, kind of sound
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: kind of slaverish to me. It was a.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Looking back in hindsight, it do sound kind of slavery,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: but slaverish. But it was just us having a good time.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: We was having fun. And then we went to Capri, Italy.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: That is the most beautiful place that I've ever been.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: And I haven't been in Europe yet. I want to
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: go though.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: We walked the cobblestone streets and we had lunch on.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: The side of like a cliff.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: You could see all the water. It was just so,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: so beautiful, such a beautiful place. And I think we like,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: we took some drugs. I can't remember what it was.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: You know what it was.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what it was. And it was like,
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: it was like a topless beach.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what it was.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I really don't. Um, it was like a top. I
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: just remember feeling so happy. So I don't know.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: That's some good drugs.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: So, um, and it was a topless beach and he
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: was like, you're not going to take your top off.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: And I was like, no, my titties little, I don't
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: want to do it. And he was like, well, don't
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: worry about them titties.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Look at these titties.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: And then I looked over, it was like some titties
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: dragging behind the lady in the sand.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: And then one lady had her titties sold up over her.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Like it was really a lady laying down under a
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: umbrella close by and both of her titties was like
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: in her armpits.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Like just, Hanging behind her.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what? I'm going to
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: pull my titties out. So I was just, like, frolicking
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: all over the beach with my little titties.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: That's one thing I haven't done. Like, I haven't went to, like,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: be naked on the beach. I want the sun to
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: cover my whole body. I haven't done that yet. Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: You know, like, heathenism, Jamaica. Heathenism? Heathenism, bitch. The PhDs
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: be going out there to get fucked.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: So, y'all, yesterday, me and AJ were on the phone,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: and we were talking about... What did you say?
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Something came online. I was thinking about, like,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: what's the thought process when you get a train ran
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: on you? I saw a post on Instagram, and the
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: girl was a podcast, obviously, right? So she was there
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: with her boyfriend. And she was like, 90% of women
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: already had a train ran on them. And I'm like,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: who are you and who the fuck do you hang with?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Because no, me and my friends have not. Right. And
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Tammy was like.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Well, I know a couple.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I do have a friend.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: I have two.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: That I know that actually had, that admit, because I'm
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: sure there's a lot of women who have had them that.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Don't admit it. You think so a lot?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I'm sure, like, when they were young, they might have had.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like in high school, people had trains ran
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: on them. In high school? Maybe college age. I was
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: always like, what was your thought process of that?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that don't sound fun to me. That sound like
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of work. I don't want to do that.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: But I do have, like, one of my friends, she's
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a PhD, very smart, very, you know, wealthy. And she's like, yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Jamaica to get fucked by two guys
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: at once.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: And that sounds like, that's a vacation.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: And I was like, does she have a PhD? She
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: actually does. Yeah, she does. All her PhDs go out
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: of town to do the whole shit. They have these
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: little yacht parties, all this. These are the bitches that
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: was at Freak Meek that are concerned about this footage
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: coming out now. Like, just the lineage of them hoes
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was her. She's into that. That's a
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: vacation to her.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: That might be a prerequisite for a PhD. Who knows?
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Right, you got to have a train ran on you.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: We are not PhD shaming.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Or willing to.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Right, so I found this list on worldnomads.com. And it
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: has six amazing destinations for black travelers. And it says,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: there's no doubt that black travelers have a unique perspective
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: on what we can potentially experience due to colonialism and racism.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: But we also have a unique perspective to share after
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: visiting a destination. That's why Green Book Global exists, to
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: inspire black travelers to see the world, but to also
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: share insights through a lens that is not typically captured.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: So if you're looking for an unforgettable travel experience, as
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a black traveler or an ally to the black travel
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: community be sure to check out these destinations you won't
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: be disappointed so it starts with um south america and
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: it's uh medellin colombia and it has a score of
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: 4.9 out of 5 for traveling while black so i
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: had some friends that went to medellin and on their
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: story the shit looked lit like their trip looked so
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: fun i think what's Who is, like, really prominent for Colombian, like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: drug cartel thing? Like, they got a whole drug cartel
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: museum out there, bitch, that you can go, like.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Snort some coke out there and then go on. I'm joking.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: But there is a museum. There is a museum that
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: you can go to.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: And then they did, like, some skydiving. You said not Colombia, right?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Where is it?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Medellin, Colombia.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah. Medellin. I might. I might. Yeah. Pablo Escobar.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Pablo Escobar, yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: They have like a whole museum situation for him.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: And that looked like fun. And they did like some skydiving,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: which I wouldn't do. And like all kind of dope-ass shit.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: For the Caribbean, they had Barbados on the list.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: That's my place. I want to live in Barbados. I
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: just need like a beach house in Barbados. It's expensive, though.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Y'all know Rihanna's from Barbados. And she's like the savior
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: of Barbados. of Barbados yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Absolutely I'm sure she's probably the biggest thing that ever
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: came out of there yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Because they got ready to queen like they um they're
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: independent now.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah so they got a 4.6 out of 5 and
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: it's probably like 4.6 based on the price right then
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: um after Columbia there's uh for Europe there's Florence Italy
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: and they had a 4.5 no a 4.8 out of
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: 5 score so that was good and then uh next
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: is the Philippines and Asia And they said Bali came
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: right behind the Philippines. So, you know, if you're black,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: go visit both because they're not too far from each other.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: And the Philippines had a four point eight score out
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: of five.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Then is what is this? You said that word is Oceania.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Oceania. Yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: So I don't even I don't remember that from school. Oceania.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it means. Maybe it's.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: But they're saying Australian. I don't know.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Sydney, Australia.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And they had a four point three out of five.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And I think that is a 4.3 for black people
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: because they have all them fucking animals and insects out
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: that bitch.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I'm scared to go to Australia.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I want to go. I want to pet some kangaroos.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: You know kangaroos are square up with your ass, though. Yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: beat your ass. Them bitches be muscular. You talk about
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: you going to pet a kangaroo. Remember that video you
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: punched the kangaroo and the dog in the choco? Them
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: niggas be like, beat your motherfucking ass.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Them niggas be beasting out right quick. Them niggas be
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: looking like they just got out of jail. I'm not
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: playing with them motherfucking animals out there.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: They might have some of them in kangaroo prison over there.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: A kangaroo prison? Those kangaroos be having six packs. They
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: chest be big.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: So what you think? They in there pumping iron, girl?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. I want to go to Australia.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: That's one place I'm scared to go. But I always
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: think about, what is it? P. Sherman, 423 Wallaby.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Way, Sydney. Yeah, you know that. You know that. If
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: you know, you know. Where does that come from? It
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: comes from.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: With Dory Dory and Finding Nemo P. Sherman 420 Wallaby
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Way Sydney I think it's 420 which means they probably
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: out there smoking no that was a good movie girl
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: you missed out alright so then the next one is
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Zanzibar Tanzania in Africa I want to go to Tanzania
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: and it has a 5 out of 5 score that
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: might be a trip I take this year so it
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: has the highest rating on this top 6 place And
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I would love to go to Africa. I've always been
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: invited to Nigeria, but I'd be scared to go because
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I couldn't get the yellow fever vaccination.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: And people be like, don't worry about it. Just go.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: You ain't going to get nothing. And then somebody else
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: will be like, girl, I had a friend die from that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Me too. Like I have had people tell me that because,
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm definitely not with no damn jabs of
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: any sort. And I do know people who go to
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Africa often who aren't, who don't be taking the, you know,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: they just, They just get the African doctor over here
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: to finagle some shit. But, you know, after the pandemic,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, will I ever make it to Africa now? Like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: because now you already had to get all these other
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: shots and vaccinations to go over there. Now they probably
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: add COVID to the list. Right. And I'm definitely not
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: doing that shit.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: So one place. So did you see that? I follow
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: this group called Black in Bali and it's on Instagram.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Y'all should follow them. And they just show all these
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: black people thriving and living and traveling to Bali.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: And things you can do.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the things you can do. And it looks like
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a lit situation. And it looks affordable. Who went?
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Went to Bali for a month?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Taraji P. Henson.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Taraji went to Bali.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: He was hanging out with Russell Wilson.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: That's how rumors are.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Russell Simpson. Simmons. Bart Simpson. She was with Bart Simpson
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: out there. Shut up, bitch. Bitch, I need to take
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: some ashwagandha. My brain be drawing a blink sometimes.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: She was with Russell Simmons live.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Doing yoga.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: That seemed dope.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: If I could go to Bali and do yoga with
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Russell Simmons, that's like a bucket list.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I would do it. Yeah. Bali is definitely on
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: one of my list of places to go. The only
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: thing is the fucking flight is like 24 hours. And
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: that is the most expensive part of your trip is
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: the flight. Yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: That's what you end up paying a lot for is
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: the flight.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Flights be like 14. And listen... I've only been to
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: one other continent, and that's China. And I flew in
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: a coach seat in 2015 or 16, 15 to China.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I will never go out the country.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: And coach again?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: And coach again. Like, if you can't get a business
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: class or first class, like, save your money up. for
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: that trip. That shit is hella uncomfortable flying that long.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Fuck that.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: You better just go. Listen, I done been all over
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: in the coast.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I literally, listen.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I be cramped up like, just bring me another drink,
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: my nigga. And I'm going to sleep.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: All I had was, like, in my carry-on was Tylenol
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: PM and, like, Tylenol sleepy time and shit. Like, it's like,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: every time I woke up, I took another pill to
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: go back to sleep. And the lady sitting next to me,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: she just kept waking me up to eat this nasty-ass food.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no. Like, stop touching me. Like, I'm good.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not eating it. I never ate until I got
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: to China.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: How was the food?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: In China?
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Delicious, right?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, so maybe it's different.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: It was terrible.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I went to Korea.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: That's different.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Baby, that food out there was busting.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: That's Asian, but those are different people. Yeah, I know.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: But I enjoy Chinese food too, though.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: But Chinese food in China is different. Yeah, Chinese American
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: food is not the same. And it stinks over there
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: as well. It doesn't smell nice in China. I don't
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: know if it's the food, though.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I went to Seoul, Korea and I was on Busan
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: beach and I had like, all right, so this was
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: weird to me. They was on the beach with us,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: but they had all like, I seen a nigga get
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: in the ocean with a Tommy Hilfiger button up shirt.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Like why is it in jeans?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Why don't y'all have on? Nobody had on real bathing suits.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: The Asian, the, like the Korean people, they were in
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: the water, but they had on regular clothes. And I
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: was out there in a little bathing suit. People was
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: coming up like, can I get a picture with you?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Because they don't see black people.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Especially in a bathing suit with all this ass out.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: They wanted a picture. Beyonce and Guangzhou. I arrived at
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: the train station and the first Asian I saw was Beyonce.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yes. That's me.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I loved Korea.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I felt like they were like ahead of us when
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: it came to technology at that time.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: All the stuff that they had, we got it like
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: two years later in America. It was a while, but
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed myself out there and the food was fucking phenomenal.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: It was. What's your list?
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, so at the beginning of the year, I wanted
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: to take a trip, which hasn't happened. You know, we're
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: about to be in June. My birthday's next month, so
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I might. I wanted to take a
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: trip somewhere where I can stay for a whole month.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: So I started doing research to see where it was
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: affordable for me to go and live for a whole month,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: you know, in another country somewhere. So Bali, that's on
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: your list of one of the safest places for black
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: people to travel to. Our best places. So Bali is
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: very inexpensive. Bali, Thailand, like the flight is going to
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: be the most expensive thing. Like I said, maybe $ 1, 400
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: on up if you want to get a business class,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: a first class seat. But your stay there, I actually
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: had a friend told me he spent $ 500 in Bali.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: That's food and where he's, I don't know where the
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: hell he's. No, that was Honduras. I'm tripping. That was
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: actually Honduras. I'm tripping. But yeah Bali like you can
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: rent like a condo or something like that for like
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: five to eight hundred dollars for the.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Whole month for the month.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Yep Tanzania is on my list as well. It's inexpensive
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: very nice best beaches all I good shit, Thailand.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm If I go to Thailand, I'm coming back with
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: some titties.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: I'm getting some titties out there.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: I might take a month off and come back snatched.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: I might.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: This arm piece right here? Gone, my nigga.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Wings? This extra piece? That's out of here. Lima, Peru. Colombia.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: You want to buy some coochie?
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I want to go to Colombia. Coochie?
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people buy coochie in Colombia.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sure people buy coochie all over these places. Let
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: me tell you, when I went to Dubai, we went
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: to the pool. We met these Asian guys and they
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: were like, come out with us tonight. So we went
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: out with them and they had some holes with them.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Right. They had two holes. And we went to this
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: karaoke spot. Right. And it was like this big ass
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: karaoke situation, like like.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Something you never seen before. Like the stage was like
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Beyonce about to come out and perform.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Like you in Vegas.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Like. I've never seen karaoke spots like this in Vegas.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: It's like, like you had your own residency.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Like you were about to perform like for real like that.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: So there is this karaoke shit and they order all
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: the food on the menu. It was just tasting everything.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: And the hose was just very kind. It was so nice.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: And I had a very kind.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, they were.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I had on high heels.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: And I remember like my feet were starting to hurt
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: real bad. And she was like, you want my shoes?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: And she had on some slides. And I was like,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I want your shoes, bitch. So I put
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: her shoes on and I was like, well, you want
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to put mine on? And she was like, no, no,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: it's okay. The bitch walked barefoot for the rest of
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the night while I walked in her shoes. Best hoe
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I ever seen in my life.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: So you done walked in a hoe's shoes.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I have walked in a hoe's shoes.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: I hear that. And we'll do it again.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: My feet was hurting so bad.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe it's because you paid her to walk in
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: the shoes. I didn't pay her shit. Well, she was
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: compensated for giving it to you.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: She was compensated for the night, yeah. But I didn't
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: know that was part. If I was old, that wouldn't
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: be part of the service.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: You know, it was an ongoing argument in my last
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: relationship because I said if I ever go to India,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a yoni massage.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: You can get that here in the States.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Nah, like over there it's different though.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: It's the same shit.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: You had one before in the States?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: What?
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: No. I've never had.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: A yoni massage, but I've had like.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Finger popped.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I had one of those erotic... Not finger popped.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: A yoni massage is different. It's like really a technique.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Because the female orgasm is
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: just not just an orgasm. No, that's the thing. You
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: got finger popped in the States. I did not. They
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: focus on your labia. more so they just rubbing your
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: coochie lips yes how much is that rubbing your clit
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: rubbing yes like.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have an orgasm yeah that's the whole point.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Right it's the same thing and i'm a manifest while
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: i'm doing it i i heard it was different from
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: the shit you about to get in america okay it's.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Only because they're not american that's the only difference If
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: somebody's thinking they're fingering your coochie, it's the same thing.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Listen, if you do professional yoni massages, could you please
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: email us at contact us at wetalkbackent.com. Thank you.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: AJ, I don't need my pussy fondled.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Look, I told this nigga I wanted a yoni massage.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: She started sending me some random nigga living in Vegas, popping,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: fingering coochie in his apartment.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: For $ 70.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I don't need you to assist me to find somebody
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: to do this thing. I just said if I go
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: out the country, it's something I would like to do.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: What's the difference?
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: You ain't got to go out the country.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I know somebody right now.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Come and play with that booty for you.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: For free. No, nigga. I want to pay for it. Oh, okay.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: I want to pay for it. How much you paying?
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Hopefully it's no more than $ 15 to $ 20. At least
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: give him a $ 40. God damn. I would tip extra,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: but I would start priced off a finger pop to
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: be $ 20. You must be somewhere in Indonesia.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Would you let a lady give you a yoni massage?
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: No, it got to be a guy.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: If it's not about the sexual experience, what difference do
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: it make?
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: I still don't want... Well, you know, okay, so my gynecologist,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I always look for women. But that's different, though. Like,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: if I would be coming, I'd still want to come
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: for a man. Sorry. No? I know you all-purpose bitch,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: all-purpose flower.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: My gynecologist... Self-rising.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Self-rising flower? Yes, bitch, that's you.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Listen, my gynecologist, I don't like my gynecologist to be
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: a man either.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: My gynecologist is an old black lady with a beard.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: And that's how I prefer it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: You sure? That's... Old black lady?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Older black woman. You know how we be growing facial
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: hair when we get older.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I be plucking mine in the sunlight in the car.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I got one little one that's coming right here. But
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I already know I'm going to have a goatee.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: My grandma had one.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: It's all good. I purposely look for women gynecologists. Let's
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: not get off topic. Alright, back to travel. Alright. Alright. Oh,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: and hold on. The last place on my list that
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: was inexpensive but a very nice place to visit, Costa Rica.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Costa Rica.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Where is it South America so you said Peru.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: South America has some really nice you know the people
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: there are black people for the most part yeah Hispanic black.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think they would consider themselves black people Well,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Consider myself black people, but that's the best way to
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: describe the person's description.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: What do you consider yourself?
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I'm an Indian.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Like a Native American Indian?
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: An Indian just means indigenous to the land. Okay. I'm
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: from here. Dumb bitch stories.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: You are so dumb.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: or twice. We don't have a dumb bitch story this week.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Do you have a dumb bitch experience from a vacation?
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Dumb bitch experience on vacation. I don't really be wilding
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: out like that on vacation. You got to be, you
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: want to make it home. You don't want a nigga
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: leave you nowhere. Right. Well, kind of. You know this one.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: This is like the end of my relationship, St. Thomas, bitch.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Could y'all imagine somebody simultaneously being in love with you,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: but then also post... This actually happens after the vacation,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: but it happened on it. So I finally let you
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: record us having sex for your birthday, and somehow this
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: image ends up on your Instagram story.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Of y'all having sex?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's wild.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: That's the worst shit that ever happened to me on vacation.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: That well it didn't happen on vacation it's just from
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: your vacation from the vacation yeah that is wild for
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: him to post that like especially posting on OnlyFans at
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: least get us paid for.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: It exactly this shit free as fuck on Instagram so
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: that happened All right, so.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: This is a dumb... I guess this is my dumb.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: That's a dumb bitch story, bitch. Because I... He was
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: the dumb bitch in the story. It still took me
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: a year to leave that nigga. Okay, that's where.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: The dumb bitch energy comes in at.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Not really a year. That kind of was like within
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: that year. It wasn't a whole year. So within that year,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: the shit was winding down.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I guess this is kind of like my dumb bitch story.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: It's not really, but it is. All right, so this was...
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I was in Dubai with that same guy. And we
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: met some... I met a girl in the bathroom. And
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: she was like, you're so pretty. I was like, I
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: like your nails. And then we were like, we're best friends.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: So we left the bathroom together.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: You're too fucking friendly.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: And then they came over to our table, and then
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: we partied with them all night. And then we didn't
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: want the party to be over, so we went to
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: their hotel room. I know y'all wanted to hear something
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: nasty happen, but it didn't. So let me just tell
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: y'all about these people real quick. They were from Australia.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Australia.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Black people no they were look they looked like.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Middle eastern or something like that but i don't know
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: what they're what they were aborigines and um but they
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: were of different religions and they had been like dealing
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: with each other since they were loving each other since
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: they were kids but because of their religion they could
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: not be together so they were both married to other
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: people and they would meet in a different place in
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the world every year so they could.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Spend time together.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to do that. Yeah, that was dope.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: So and I used to all get a like a
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: drunk like if y'all love each other, y'all should just
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: be together like this real drunken ghetto. So we were
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: in their hotel room and she I told her I
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: loved her fingernail polish and she was like, oh, I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: can polish your nails.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I got the polish here.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: So I let her put this neon orange fingernail polish
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: on my hands in the hotel room.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, it looked good. I woke
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: up the next morning. It looked like a three-year-old had
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: polished my fingernails.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: It was all over my hands, all over the place.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: And I had to walk around like that the next day.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: You didn't let a drunk lady polish your shit?
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Drunk as fuck.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: I was walking around.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I was like hiding my hands all day the next day.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: So I guess that was my dumb bitch story for travel.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Travel, yeah.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, y'all. Summer is here. If you don't
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: got this type of body, fuck it. Okay? I've been
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: getting niggas in my whole life with this body.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give them whatever body you got. Don't let that
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: discourage you about going somewhere.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: We having fun this summer, y'all. We want to hear
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: about y'all trips. Hit us up. Let us know where
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: you're going at.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 53:37
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• 53:42
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• 53:45
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• 53:50
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• 53:51
  Speaker 3: All right, y'all. It's me, Tan Bam. I love y'all.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Follow me on Instagram at OfficialTanBam. Y'all remember, speak now.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: And never hold your peace.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Deuces.