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- 0:03Speaker 1: You're listening to Why We Do what we Do. Welcome
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- 0:18Speaker 1: divinely appointed host, Abraham.
- 0:21Speaker 2: And I'm your heavy as the head host, Shane.
- 0:24Speaker 1: We're a psychology podcast. We talk about the things that
- 0:27Speaker 1: people do, what they have done throughout history and maybe
- 0:31Speaker 1: still continue to do, and sometimes why they do things
- 0:34Speaker 1: that are mostly just subjugating other people.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're going to talk about power and gemstones
- 0:42Speaker 2: and royalty and all the things that go along with
- 0:46Speaker 2: the idea of royalty and monarchies and empires and pharaohs
- 0:50Speaker 2: and the catch all that is royal blood.
- 0:54Speaker 1: So much, so much of that. And if you're joining
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- 1:17Speaker 1: think there's any that I have in my roster that
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- 1:26Speaker 1: That is my challenge. I guess to you my cry
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- 1:34Speaker 1: Go tell one person, and then we will have quite
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- 1:38Speaker 2: Yes we will. It'll be wonderful. But first we have
- 1:41Speaker 2: to we do a thing at the beginning of the
- 1:43Speaker 2: show where we like to celebrate random holidays. On the data,
- 1:47Speaker 2: it comes out right.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Yeah, this is September eighteenth, and that means that we
- 1:53Speaker 1: need to point out and wish you all a happy
- 1:55Speaker 1: first Love Day.
- 1:58Speaker 2: It's also Chiropractic Founder Day, when you might.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Need to talk about chiropractors at some point.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Oh we should.
- 2:06Speaker 1: It is hug a greeting card writer Day. Ah, I
- 2:11Speaker 1: don't know any of those.
- 2:11Speaker 2: I love greeting cards. It's International Read an Ebook Day.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Oh, okay, read any book really? Yeah?
- 2:19Speaker 2: Sure?
- 2:19Speaker 1: The suggestion National ceiling fan Day. Those are critically important
- 2:24Speaker 1: for some people in certain areas, and thereer certain circumstances.
- 2:28Speaker 2: The house I grew up in, the ceiling fan was
- 2:29Speaker 2: very low, and I almost always hit my head on
- 2:31Speaker 2: it because it was like very it was like several
- 2:33Speaker 2: inches above my head.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I'm thinking it was not very low, but you are
- 2:37Speaker 1: very tall.
- 2:38Speaker 2: And that's that's really the issue. It was. It wasn't
- 2:41Speaker 2: it was a normal size. It was like an average
- 2:44Speaker 2: height fan. I was just too tall for my house.
- 2:47Speaker 2: It's National Cheeseburger Day. I would celebrate with an impossible burger.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, National HIV AIDS and Aging Awareness Day. Both
- 2:56Speaker 1: of those lumps together now, I guess.
- 2:58Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's good because historically those things were not
- 3:02Speaker 2: things that you stay together. So it's nice that those
- 3:04Speaker 2: things are coming together, which is really wonderful.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Yay, thank you medicine.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Yay modern medicine and technology and science and education. Isn't it?
- 3:11Speaker 2: Isn't it grand? Also, today is National Rehabilitation Day. I
- 3:15Speaker 2: love that.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Oh that's a great one. Yeah. National respect Day. Oh well,
- 3:19Speaker 1: we will not be honoring that one today's episode.
- 3:22Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, not today, folks, we will be
- 3:25Speaker 2: honoring National School Backpack Awareness Day.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Yeah, you should be aware that there are such things
- 3:29Speaker 1: as school backpacks. Yes, it is Rice Crispies Treats Day.
- 3:34Speaker 1: Oh I loved those when I was younger.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Oh well, I lucky for you. I've got a recipe
- 3:39Speaker 2: to make began ones if you would like sure, and
- 3:42Speaker 2: they are tasty. It is World Bamboo Day.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Nice. It is World Water Monitoring Day. That one seems
- 3:51Speaker 1: quite important.
- 3:52Speaker 2: I would agree as far as weeks ago. It is
- 3:55Speaker 2: Adopt a Less Adoptable Pet Week, so adopt that old
- 3:58Speaker 2: man puppy. It's or whatever it is that you might
- 4:01Speaker 2: need to find.
- 4:02Speaker 1: I love old animals. They're so cute and so chill.
- 4:06Speaker 1: And while you're doing that, you can look at the stars.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Because it is Astronomy Week.
- 4:11Speaker 2: I'm a Capricorn. It's a balance awareness week.
- 4:16Speaker 1: It has built a Better Image week. Bear.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Yes, it is Constitution Week, which is interesting. This in September.
- 4:24Speaker 1: That is interesting. I wonder why it is International Clean
- 4:28Speaker 1: Hands Week. I'm gonna go ahead and extend that to
- 4:30Speaker 1: Clean Hands Century.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Yes, super important. And it's also Malnutrition Awareness Week.
- 4:38Speaker 1: Somewhat related to Clean Hands, but not directly. Yeah, okay,
- 4:41Speaker 1: but that is just to let you all know that
- 4:44Speaker 1: there are things that people have decided to celebrate this
- 4:47Speaker 1: day or this week, the eighteenth of September, and that's
- 4:51Speaker 1: really cool. So great on all of those things. But
- 4:54Speaker 1: as we said, what we're actually tackling here today is royalty.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I am going to preface this by sort of talking
- 5:02Speaker 1: about why I even wanted to learn more about this topic,
- 5:06Speaker 1: and I guess, long story short, it just had to
- 5:10Speaker 1: do with the fact that I was thinking about kings, queens,
- 5:14Speaker 1: the power that they have, the kinds of weird rituals
- 5:19Speaker 1: that run in the echelons of people at that level,
- 5:23Speaker 1: and got to thinking why did that ever even happen
- 5:26Speaker 1: and sort of when and what's going on there? So
- 5:30Speaker 1: I wanted to learn all about it and then share
- 5:32Speaker 1: my knowledge with everyone, and of course, most importantly, superimpose
- 5:37Speaker 1: my understanding of human behavior on top of it. Because
- 5:40Speaker 1: you and I are both psychologists, we are trained in
- 5:43Speaker 1: this field, specifically in human behavior, and have advanced degrees
- 5:47Speaker 1: in this so we like to talk about those sorts
- 5:49Speaker 1: of things. And royalty is a thing that is applied
- 5:53Speaker 1: to humans and therefore is related to what humans do,
- 5:56Speaker 1: and therefore is the purview of things that we will
- 5:59Speaker 1: cover on this show.
- 6:01Speaker 2: Yes, it's still a thing that people do that people
- 6:04Speaker 2: respond to. It's a thing that still exists in our
- 6:07Speaker 2: world today and at least in the United States on
- 6:11Speaker 2: a scale that is pretty visible. Still. Yeah, like we
- 6:15Speaker 2: talk about the royals more often than a country who
- 6:18Speaker 2: hated the royals should talk about it.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Seems like there are some people in the United States
- 6:23Speaker 1: who are citizens of the United States who would like
- 6:26Speaker 1: to see the United States adopt a monarchy type system
- 6:30Speaker 1: of government. I don't understand that view, and maybe they
- 6:33Speaker 1: won't either after we explain more about this. So let's
- 6:37Speaker 1: start unpacking how royalty works.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Yes, so ever, since humans started living in groups larger
- 6:42Speaker 2: than a single family, most of the time we have
- 6:45Speaker 2: been humans, we have arguably had that. But one of
- 6:47Speaker 2: the things that defined our species was that we have
- 6:50Speaker 2: lived in groups that were not single families. However, we
- 6:52Speaker 2: have had some version of leadership that concentrates power. So
- 6:57Speaker 2: there has been some person that has concentrated the power
- 7:00Speaker 2: of that group together and led to that group, that tribe,
- 7:04Speaker 2: that community, whatever it might be.
- 7:06Speaker 1: And we don't mean power in the sense of batteries
- 7:08Speaker 1: or wind turbans. No, No, we mean power in a
- 7:12Speaker 1: sense meaning that people in these positions can make decisions
- 7:18Speaker 1: that affect the entire group. If you think of like
- 7:22Speaker 1: the five year old in the group, they're not making
- 7:24Speaker 1: decisions that affect everyone. We wouldn't want them to do that.
- 7:27Speaker 1: They're not good at that sort of thing yet, but
- 7:30Speaker 1: and what sort of we're going back way a long
- 7:31Speaker 1: time ago, because five year olds have done that in
- 7:34Speaker 1: the past.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Yes, they have.
- 7:35Speaker 1: Five year olds definitely will rule their house in some
- 7:37Speaker 1: instances even today. But we're just talking generically about these
- 7:43Speaker 1: groups of people. You'd have this person who has the
- 7:46Speaker 1: ability to sort of command the behavior of a lot
- 7:49Speaker 1: of people in the group, and not everyone has that
- 7:52Speaker 1: same ability. And this can range from very basic rules
- 7:55Speaker 1: about what people can and can't do, to things like
- 7:58Speaker 1: where we shelter, how and what we worship, what we wear,
- 8:01Speaker 1: and even well beyond that scope of things.
- 8:05Speaker 2: Right, So, of course people mostly started as tribal groups,
- 8:08Speaker 2: with leadership concentrated in the hands of a leadership council
- 8:11Speaker 2: or even as far as in the hands of only
- 8:14Speaker 2: one person in some instances. So you'll find some examples
- 8:17Speaker 2: of leadership in early human culture. That will be a
- 8:20Speaker 2: group of people that make a decision together, and maybe
- 8:22Speaker 2: they'll have somebody that will, like, I don't know, consult,
- 8:27Speaker 2: you know, something like that. Like you'll see like in
- 8:29Speaker 2: some situations where a shaman might consult, or an oracle
- 8:32Speaker 2: might consult or something like that. Yeah, or you'll have
- 8:34Speaker 2: a single person that will make all the decisions, regardless
- 8:38Speaker 2: of consultation, regardless of insight, regardless of the wishes of
- 8:41Speaker 2: other people.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Yes, not super sustainable that model, as we'll find. But anyway,
- 8:48Speaker 1: so these groups they sort of bands together, they more
- 8:52Speaker 1: or less have some amount of power restricted to a
- 8:55Speaker 1: small ish set of people in that group. The leadership
- 8:58Speaker 1: council or even the leader might have the most power
- 9:02Speaker 1: or something. But this sort of developed, and what might
- 9:05Speaker 1: be called a quote unquote civilization evolved as tribes established
- 9:10Speaker 1: permanent residences and sort of living spaces, they established agriculture, trade,
- 9:16Speaker 1: they started building sort of economic structures with things like money,
- 9:21Speaker 1: and then we did a whole episode on money and
- 9:23Speaker 1: sort of how that came to be, and sort of
- 9:25Speaker 1: very early in this process, the leadership structure sort of
- 9:30Speaker 1: began to consolidate and distill into a smaller and smaller group.
- 9:36Speaker 1: As the overall group sort of expanded, they'd get more
- 9:39Speaker 1: and more people aggregated together, and yet the power would
- 9:43Speaker 1: be distilled into a small increasingly small, sometimes narrowed down
- 9:48Speaker 1: to a single ruler level of people that are at
- 9:50Speaker 1: the very very top, the sort of top one percent,
- 9:53Speaker 1: one percent of one percent, as Bonnie might say that
- 9:57Speaker 1: had all or most of the power.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Right, So mostly this ruler would acquire a lot of land,
- 10:03Speaker 2: either through military conquest or purchasing it. Either way, they
- 10:06Speaker 2: would control one of the greatest assets a person can have. Land.
- 10:10Speaker 2: When you're talking about farming, when you're talking about residents,
- 10:13Speaker 2: when you're talking about shelter and all those things, land
- 10:15Speaker 2: becomes increasingly and incredibly important. Obviously, this one person cannot
- 10:20Speaker 2: be responsible for maintaining all of the land. So essentially
- 10:23Speaker 2: these leaders would offer to protect, to distribute resources across
- 10:27Speaker 2: these lands in exchange for money. Obedience and resources. Might
- 10:31Speaker 2: sound a little bit familiar.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, So basically if this sounds familiar, this is
- 10:38Speaker 1: more or less how the mafia or the mob operates
- 10:42Speaker 1: or operated. Are they still operating, Let's just say allegedly operated, Okay,
- 10:48Speaker 1: allegedly fair enough, yeah, which is to say, like a
- 10:51Speaker 1: mob would go into a business, threaten or even damage
- 10:54Speaker 1: that business, and then offer to quote unquote protect that
- 10:57Speaker 1: business in exchange for a regular from that business for
- 11:01Speaker 1: their protection. This is kind of what these rulers would do, right.
- 11:04Speaker 1: They'd walk into this land where people are hanging out,
- 11:06Speaker 1: and they're like this land is mine now, I control it.
- 11:09Speaker 1: So give me your stuff, and I promise I won't
- 11:12Speaker 1: hurt you. Matter of fact, I'm going to take your
- 11:13Speaker 1: stuff now, and I won't hurt you any more than
- 11:16Speaker 1: I'm already going to as long as you continue to
- 11:19Speaker 1: send me stuff. Now, if something else happens, I will
- 11:22Speaker 1: come and protect you also from others. And like, let's
- 11:25Speaker 1: just say you have a really bad crop year, I
- 11:27Speaker 1: can send you crops from other parts of my kingdom.
- 11:30Speaker 1: So there's some perks here. It's not all bad. But yeah,
- 11:33Speaker 1: your stuff is mine now and you have to do
- 11:35Speaker 1: what I say. That was kind of more or less
- 11:37Speaker 1: the strategy they brought to this. So I think the
- 11:42Speaker 1: way I think about this is they're very parasitic, right,
- 11:46Speaker 1: Like they sort of would just leach off of the
- 11:48Speaker 1: people around them, giving much less back than they received.
- 11:53Speaker 1: There was an exchange, and they weren't uniformally all powerful,
- 11:58Speaker 1: as we'll see as we talk about some of the
- 12:00Speaker 1: histories and the examples here. But that was more or
- 12:03Speaker 1: less the dynamic of the relationship with someone who's like,
- 12:06Speaker 1: I don't really feel like working. I'm gonna just make
- 12:09Speaker 1: people give me their stuff. Yeah, and then they became
- 12:12Speaker 1: the ruling class if you will.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Yep, and that's how we get here. So this started
- 12:17Speaker 2: happening thousands of years ago in many places throughout the world.
- 12:20Speaker 2: This wasn't like a specific area that this happened. Has
- 12:23Speaker 2: happened all over the world thousands of years ago and
- 12:25Speaker 2: multiple cultures. So in ancient China, dynasties may have started
- 12:29Speaker 2: forming as early as two thousand and seventy BCE when
- 12:32Speaker 2: the ruling Shia family consolidated power. And they are influenced
- 12:36Speaker 2: to repair damage after a great flood. So basically, if
- 12:38Speaker 2: flood happens, they come in they go, we're gonna help you,
- 12:41Speaker 2: but now you owe us, so we're gonna fix this,
- 12:44Speaker 2: but now you owe us, and now you belong to
- 12:47Speaker 2: us now. But the evidence for this is kind of
- 12:48Speaker 2: murky though, and it may have been said started around
- 12:51Speaker 2: sixteen hundred BCE by the Shang dynasty, which ruled for
- 12:54Speaker 2: over five hundred years.
- 12:57Speaker 1: And many people will have heard of some of these
- 12:59Speaker 1: Chinese dynasties, super fascinating history, a lot of like interesting power.
- 13:05Speaker 1: But essentially they went through this process. There would be
- 13:08Speaker 1: a dynasty that was mostly a family that would rule
- 13:11Speaker 1: for sometimes a short period of time like a single
- 13:14Speaker 1: generation or two, and sometimes for many hundreds of years,
- 13:19Speaker 1: but they never actually lasted, like none of them stood
- 13:22Speaker 1: the test of time. Really, they were always something that
- 13:25Speaker 1: would eventually move, shift, change, be replaced by something else
- 13:31Speaker 1: as the culture evolved. And then when the new era
- 13:33Speaker 1: of the new dynasty came in, it was almost always
- 13:36Speaker 1: followed by pretty significant cultural upheaval in the sense that
- 13:40Speaker 1: like major progress would be made on something where it
- 13:43Speaker 1: wasn't being made before. Some practice might change or stop,
- 13:48Speaker 1: someplace would get really really developed and become more urban.
- 13:51Speaker 1: I mean, there was something. It was just a really
- 13:53Speaker 1: interesting time in history, right absolutely in Africa. Egyptians were
- 13:58Speaker 1: obviously Northern Africa. They were pioneering a form of sort
- 14:02Speaker 1: of monarchy, monarchical government under a king labeled as the
- 14:07Speaker 1: Scorpion King, so apparently that's a real thing as far
- 14:10Speaker 1: back as six thousand BCE, so this is quite a
- 14:14Speaker 1: long time ago. Most of the Egyptian rulers were called pharaohs,
- 14:19Speaker 1: is a name that many people will likely have heard,
- 14:22Speaker 1: but really they did serve a fairly similar function as
- 14:25Speaker 1: other kingdoms. There was often this level of protection, but
- 14:28Speaker 1: also you have to give me all your stuff, and
- 14:31Speaker 1: there was a lot involved in trade. So there's a
- 14:34Speaker 1: lot of commerce going on there, which meant that there
- 14:36Speaker 1: was also things like the development of culture was a
- 14:40Speaker 1: big part. But anyway, at its height, the Cometan people
- 14:43Speaker 1: have maybe heard of Kmet. The Cometin Empire also called
- 14:46Speaker 1: the New Kingdom, under Pharaoh Aminotep the Third stretched all
- 14:50Speaker 1: the way from modern day Egypt across the Mediterranean coast
- 14:54Speaker 1: to where Turkey is today, which is a really really
- 14:57Speaker 1: big chunk of land. They covered a huge.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Amount, right, The Egyptian Empire was largely just this major
- 15:07Speaker 2: like the at least like Egyptian rulers covered quite a
- 15:09Speaker 2: bit of area. And you'll find like other African empires
- 15:13Speaker 2: and other African kingdoms would cover smaller areas, like the
- 15:16Speaker 2: Congo Kingdom was actually a much smaller area and kind
- 15:18Speaker 2: of isolated to the west coast, sure, and the Great
- 15:20Speaker 2: Zimbabwe Empire was like more centralized like Southeast Africa, and
- 15:24Speaker 2: it was like so you'll find that like some of
- 15:26Speaker 2: we'll talk about it where some of these empires and
- 15:28Speaker 2: some of these kingdoms were vast, vast lands. Some of
- 15:32Speaker 2: them were much much smaller and covered a much smaller
- 15:35Speaker 2: kind of area maybe where they gathered resources and they
- 15:37Speaker 2: were isolated from other places, but none of them, none
- 15:41Speaker 2: of them covered as much area, land mass or ear
- 15:45Speaker 2: space as ads did.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Well, we will actually talk a little bit about another
- 15:55Speaker 1: African kingdom, but another really big one to cover first
- 15:59Speaker 1: is called Caliphate, and this was a kind of unique
- 16:03Speaker 1: kingdom in the history of kingdoms around the world. This
- 16:06Speaker 1: was a Muslim religious political government and it existed after
- 16:11Speaker 1: the death of Prophet Muhammad around six thirty BCE. This
- 16:14Speaker 1: was functionally a kingdom like other kingdoms, but it was
- 16:18Speaker 1: directly intertwined with the religion of the land. Now, most
- 16:23Speaker 1: other kingdoms that did have religion as part of the
- 16:27Speaker 1: ruling the actual like church was adjacent to the kingdom
- 16:32Speaker 1: like it was the religion was adjacent to the ruling class.
- 16:35Speaker 1: But in the Caliphate, the religion was the ruling class
- 16:40Speaker 1: like that was directly part of it. And the leader
- 16:43Speaker 1: of the Caliphate was called the Khaliph or the Caliph
- 16:46Speaker 1: I think khalif maybe, and so it was a religious
- 16:49Speaker 1: figurehead of state that also governed by religious decree and
- 16:54Speaker 1: sort of dictate if you will.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Right, So there's also the Kingdom of Aksum Zoom, which
- 17:01Speaker 2: is what is now northern Ethiopia, and rose to prominence
- 17:04Speaker 2: at least a few thousand years ago. It was one
- 17:07Speaker 2: of the first empires in Africa to develop written language.
- 17:10Speaker 2: It seemed to rise the prominence as a juggernaut of
- 17:12Speaker 2: trade and commerce. Probably why we're writing, or why writing
- 17:15Speaker 2: became so useful. And when you kind of look at
- 17:17Speaker 2: where this existed, it was on kind of the eastern coast,
- 17:21Speaker 2: just above the Horn in Ethiopia, and that's like a
- 17:24Speaker 2: perfect space to be able to travel some of the
- 17:26Speaker 2: rivers up the Nile and across the ocean, or across
- 17:29Speaker 2: the sea over into the Middle Eastern Panhandle over there.
- 17:32Speaker 1: It became quite economically powerful as a kingdom in Africa.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Of course, many people have heard of the well known
- 17:40Speaker 1: Roman Empire that started expanding. I mean, there was a
- 17:44Speaker 1: long intertwining history of this, but it really started expanding
- 17:47Speaker 1: roughly around one hundred BCE, and at its peak it
- 17:51Speaker 1: covered an impressive one point six million square miles of
- 17:55Speaker 1: territory that includes parts of Europe, Northern Africa, and the
- 17:59Speaker 1: Middle East. It was quite a substantial chunk of land.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Although I actually think I remember hearing about and I
- 18:06Speaker 1: forgot to look this up in the context of this,
- 18:09Speaker 1: but I think that the area ruled by Genghis Khan,
- 18:12Speaker 1: although ruled as a maybe not the exact right way
- 18:17Speaker 1: to describe as power, it was like many times the
- 18:21Speaker 1: size of the Roman Empire. But anyway, that was the
- 18:23Speaker 1: Roman Empire. The kingdom obviously went through rulers like toilet
- 18:28Speaker 1: paper and just multitude of brutal coups and backstabbing and
- 18:33Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. Yeah, actual literal backstabbing, very bloody
- 18:39Speaker 1: and gruesome. Anyway, this kingdom, this empire, as it existed,
- 18:44Speaker 1: oversaw a pretty tremendous unification of commerce, technological innovation, and
- 18:49Speaker 1: culture that has really kind of continued to influence the
- 18:52Speaker 1: world long after its existence.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Right, I mean, we see that kind of that ripple
- 18:58Speaker 2: throughout our culture quite a bit. Now. Of course, Europe
- 19:01Speaker 2: had some of the most and the oldest kingdoms, and
- 19:04Speaker 2: these mobsters would take over people's land and then charge
- 19:06Speaker 2: them attacks to protect it, as we described earlier, very
- 19:09Speaker 2: much so extortion and larceny and all that fun stuff. Yeah,
- 19:12Speaker 2: but because they could not monitor all their land, they
- 19:15Speaker 2: would appoint figureheads across the land as lesser rulers or
- 19:19Speaker 2: nobles in a system called fifdom. These minor kings could
- 19:23Speaker 2: essentially rule the land as they wished, only having the
- 19:26Speaker 2: answer to the actual king. Send money and resources and
- 19:29Speaker 2: armies if and when needed, so a higher king would say, hey,
- 19:33Speaker 2: little kings, send me your stuff, Send me your armies
- 19:36Speaker 2: when I want them, send me gold, send me foods,
- 19:39Speaker 2: send me food stuffs, and I will be happy in
- 19:42Speaker 2: fat over here in this castle while you all do
- 19:44Speaker 2: whatever you're doing.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. There were lots of names for the royal team.
- 19:49Speaker 2: In effect.
- 19:49Speaker 1: We can spend a second, I think, talking about some
- 19:51Speaker 1: of the names as they existed, but like vassals was
- 19:55Speaker 1: another name for people who were essentially subjects ruled by
- 19:59Speaker 1: the sort of overall king, And part of it had
- 20:01Speaker 1: to do with they wanted to specifically make sure they
- 20:04Speaker 1: were not calling them kings. So they had all the
- 20:07Speaker 1: titles they'd come up with. There was like Dutch and
- 20:09Speaker 1: baron and duchess and baroness.
- 20:12Speaker 2: And yeah lord lady, yeah yeah.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Things like that, duke if I didn't mention that one already,
- 20:18Speaker 1: And so they would come up with these other titles
- 20:20Speaker 1: that were meant to show you have a level of power.
- 20:25Speaker 1: You have a noble title and noble like social status,
- 20:31Speaker 1: but you are not the king importantly, So you do
- 20:35Speaker 1: get to command respect, you do get to tax your
- 20:38Speaker 1: regions incidentally, like they were responsible for their own taxes.
- 20:41Speaker 1: But the titles were actually pretty important. Although weirdly, one
- 20:45Speaker 1: that we found in looking up for this was that
- 20:47Speaker 1: prince did not necessarily mean just the son of a king.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Prince could actually refer to kind of any male royal blood.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Sometimes was even used as the name for the king.
- 21:00Speaker 1: But in British monarchies, when they took over in India
- 21:04Speaker 1: and they were installing Indian figureheads under their rule, they
- 21:09Speaker 1: specifically called them princes because they wanted to distinguish them
- 21:13Speaker 1: from the king. So like, you may be rulers over here,
- 21:17Speaker 1: but you are not the king.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think something that's really important to kind
- 21:21Speaker 2: of pin down on this is that in all these
- 21:23Speaker 2: different examples, there are a lot of ways that people
- 21:26Speaker 2: came into power as part of these kingdoms or empires. Right, So,
- 21:30Speaker 2: Roman Empire, you saw democracy start to emerge, you saw
- 21:35Speaker 2: caesars start to show up. You saw people who were
- 21:37Speaker 2: you know, part of a blood line that became the
- 21:40Speaker 2: next in line. But also there was this kind of
- 21:42Speaker 2: like semblance of democracy that started showing up. You had
- 21:45Speaker 2: other places that where the eldest was elected the leader
- 21:49Speaker 2: of the group or the charge of the of the
- 21:51Speaker 2: tribe or whatever it might be. There's a lot of
- 21:53Speaker 2: different examples of this. But something that kind of started
- 21:57Speaker 2: to show up and started a form that was really
- 21:59Speaker 2: kind of annoying was this issue of divine rule. So
- 22:03Speaker 2: there would be folks that would show up and go, here,
- 22:05Speaker 2: I am appointed by God. Yeah, here I am to
- 22:09Speaker 2: rule you by a person who you cannot see. But
- 22:12Speaker 2: this type of thing happened, and this was not unique
- 22:15Speaker 2: to Europe. But I want to be really clear about
- 22:16Speaker 2: this because I think a lot of times you think, like, oh,
- 22:18Speaker 2: God appointed this king, so they must be the ruler.
- 22:21Speaker 2: But you saw that in Egypt as well, Like you
- 22:24Speaker 2: saw that with the pharaohs that a lot of them
- 22:26Speaker 2: were like there was divine intervention to ensure that the
- 22:29Speaker 2: pharaohs were part of the monarchies and whatnot that existed.
- 22:32Speaker 2: This happened all over the world. It did this idea
- 22:35Speaker 2: of divine rule. Yeah, and you exactly as you said.
- 22:39Speaker 2: It kind of had to do with both how they
- 22:41Speaker 2: acquired power and how they then chose to preserve that power,
- 22:47Speaker 2: and you can see some of the selection pressures that
- 22:50Speaker 2: might specifically influence how and why they made the decision
- 22:55Speaker 2: to bring in like I'm your ruler. For one thing,
- 22:57Speaker 2: if you imagine someone who's sort of pissing people off
- 23:01Speaker 2: a lot and they're going like, we really don't like
- 23:04Speaker 2: you as a ruler, than one way they can try
- 23:06Speaker 2: and preserve their their status, make sure they're not being questioned,
- 23:10Speaker 2: or at least try and lower the questioning is to say, like, listen,
- 23:14Speaker 2: I don't want this job anymore than you want.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Me to have it, but I chosen. Yeah, I have
- 23:20Speaker 1: to be here because God put me here, so like sorry,
- 23:23Speaker 1: but like it's just kind of the way it is.
- 23:25Speaker 2: Now give me your wife.
- 23:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take your wife and your
- 23:28Speaker 1: money and your food now. And God also told me
- 23:30Speaker 1: to kill you, so like that's what I'm gonna do.
- 23:33Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, sorry about that. Sorry, I don't know a
- 23:36Speaker 2: lot of I don't know that if there are a
- 23:37Speaker 2: lot of kings that were apologizing for that though no
- 23:40Speaker 2: were going they were going, sorry, I gotta do this,
- 23:42Speaker 2: Like so all this job sucks, They're going nope, that's mine.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually it was a lot more on anger, like
- 23:46Speaker 1: how dare you question God? I'm going to take your wife? Yeah,
- 23:50Speaker 1: a lot more like that. But anyway, I think there
- 23:53Speaker 1: was some practical avoiding or pushing away questions by saying
- 23:57Speaker 1: that they were divine, they were inspired by divinity. Another
- 24:00Speaker 1: one I think is that it did help, I think
- 24:03Speaker 1: often to use the church's influence to essentially say like,
- 24:08Speaker 1: because the church was a power into itself, right, and
- 24:11Speaker 1: like I said, most of the time, the church was
- 24:13Speaker 1: adjacent to the monarchy, not like the caliphate, which was
- 24:17Speaker 1: the church, but like most of the time it was
- 24:19Speaker 1: adjacent to it, and so having them on your side
- 24:22Speaker 1: was important. Now, that did mean they sort of had
- 24:24Speaker 1: to cooperate with church leaders, but again, like a king
- 24:28Speaker 1: can kind of do a lot of things, and they
- 24:30Speaker 1: could potentially install people in the church to say like
- 24:34Speaker 1: you are like going to do my bidding and in exchange,
- 24:38Speaker 1: I'm giving you a very plush life over here. So like, yes,
- 24:42Speaker 1: you back me up saying God tells you know, gives
- 24:45Speaker 1: me messages. I speak for God, and I'm gonna give
- 24:49Speaker 1: you all this, all these goodie goodies and like, you know,
- 24:51Speaker 1: you can have whatever sinful life you want behind closed doors.
- 24:54Speaker 1: You just make me look good to the people, right.
- 24:57Speaker 2: And I think the important part of that too is
- 24:59Speaker 2: that that I mean, not that that doesn't happen now,
- 25:01Speaker 2: but I do think that that probably happened more often
- 25:05Speaker 2: in spaces where kings or monarchies or reyalty had more
- 25:11Speaker 2: absolute power. Like I think what we see today is
- 25:15Speaker 2: kind of a shell of what you would expect, like
- 25:18Speaker 2: like kind of what we know to be kings and
- 25:20Speaker 2: all the stuff like that we hear about in stories
- 25:22Speaker 2: and whatnot. Like what we see today is a little
- 25:24Speaker 2: bit more of a shell. It's almost like a representative
- 25:27Speaker 2: or a ceremonial title or something like that. It doesn't
- 25:30Speaker 2: have the same kind of power that monarchies and the
- 25:34Speaker 2: you know, the in the late BCE, you know, type
- 25:38Speaker 2: of situations we're experiencing. So I think there is like
- 25:41Speaker 2: it is important to note that, like, yeah, we probably
- 25:43Speaker 2: could influence the church in a different way back then
- 25:46Speaker 2: because you did have the absolute power to do that
- 25:48Speaker 2: as a king, But now it's more like you know,
- 25:50Speaker 2: you can, but it's going to go on social media.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Yeah, and absolute monarchies kind of don't exist anymore. There
- 25:57Speaker 1: might be like a handful of them here and there,
- 25:59Speaker 1: but it is as you said, the absolute monarchy is
- 26:02Speaker 1: one where the king basically has no constrictions or the royalty,
- 26:06Speaker 1: whoever they are, has no restraints on what they do.
- 26:10Speaker 1: No one puts them in check, nobody tells them no,
- 26:13Speaker 1: there are no rules that they have to follow. They
- 26:15Speaker 1: can do whatever. Those have been rare throughout history. And
- 26:19Speaker 1: I mean, of all the unsustainable garbage that is this
- 26:22Speaker 1: system that is probably the least sustainable. Because again, like
- 26:27Speaker 1: if you think about the fact that you do have people,
- 26:29Speaker 1: like everything that you get, people are doing for you,
- 26:33Speaker 1: and if you piss off enough of them, you won't
- 26:36Speaker 1: have anybody to do anything for you anymore, right, right,
- 26:39Speaker 1: So like either you're if you get your jolleys off
- 26:42Speaker 1: by being benevolent and then people want you around, or
- 26:46Speaker 1: else you are mostly gonna get undermined really quickly, which
- 26:50Speaker 1: is usually what happened.
- 26:51Speaker 2: Yea.
- 26:51Speaker 1: It's like the most selfish people who tried to have
- 26:55Speaker 1: the and consolidate the most power were the most likely
- 26:58Speaker 1: to not laugh very long because there is an element
- 27:03Speaker 1: to having to work with others that actually brings me
- 27:06Speaker 1: to another sort of really interesting point about kings and
- 27:09Speaker 1: their sort of privileges and whatnot, Kings and queens, the
- 27:11Speaker 1: whole royal monarchy essentially. Right, One more thing I wanted
- 27:15Speaker 1: to point out, just as you were talking about with
- 27:17Speaker 1: respect to this divine rule thing, which was the aspect
- 27:21Speaker 1: of and this is going to send us off on
- 27:23Speaker 1: a totally different site tangent here. But let's just say,
- 27:26Speaker 1: for example, someone gives you a ton of power. They're like, listen,
- 27:30Speaker 1: you can go ahead and make decisions for us now
- 27:32Speaker 1: and for always. That's your right, and we're just going
- 27:35Speaker 1: to do whatever you say. I want to give you
- 27:36Speaker 1: what you want. Whatever you might think to yourself, that
- 27:39Speaker 1: sounds really cool. How do I make sure this doesn't
- 27:42Speaker 1: go away?
- 27:43Speaker 2: Right?
- 27:43Speaker 1: And so there's a certain amount of like sustaining that
- 27:47Speaker 1: power as long as possible that's embedded in the divine rule.
- 27:51Speaker 1: But that also relates to the fact of like, okay,
- 27:54Speaker 1: hold on, that's all well and good, but there's a
- 27:56Speaker 1: lot of people around me that I care about that
- 27:58Speaker 1: if I go away or if power is taken from
- 28:00Speaker 1: me for some reason, I don't want them to be
- 28:03Speaker 1: screwed up either. So here's what I'm gonna do, or like,
- 28:06Speaker 1: here's why I might want to use divine rule divine
- 28:10Speaker 1: appointment as the excuse for my power is I'm like,
- 28:13Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure that my family is always well
- 28:16Speaker 1: taken care of. So I'm just gonna marry my cousin
- 28:20Speaker 1: so that sure never leaves the family, right, Like, I'll
- 28:24Speaker 1: have their family now gets a lot on my privilege.
- 28:26Speaker 1: But that's okay, We're still family. It's cool. It's like
- 28:29Speaker 1: away they might go. And so you can kind of
- 28:32Speaker 1: see how the selection pressure of power really does incentivize
- 28:38Speaker 1: inter marrying into your own family, also called incest.
- 28:44Speaker 2: I literally have no way to seg out of that.
- 28:47Speaker 2: So I think I'm just gonna say ads here and
- 28:50Speaker 2: then we can come back to this because I think
- 28:52Speaker 2: we all need a minute.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Okay, So we dropped the incest bomb.
- 29:04Speaker 2: Yeah, it was bound to happen.
- 29:05Speaker 1: It was Yeah, we're gonna have to talk about that
- 29:07Speaker 1: for a second, I think, yeah.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Yeah. So historically, what you'll hear is that families, royal
- 29:14Speaker 2: families will often they'll keep it in the family partially
- 29:18Speaker 2: because and I have a feeling I wonder and maybe
- 29:22Speaker 2: this we can kind of talk about this for a second,
- 29:24Speaker 2: I wonder how much of this was a joke gone wrong,
- 29:27Speaker 2: like or like kind of like somebody like talk themselves
- 29:29Speaker 2: into a corner. Like there was one king one day
- 29:32Speaker 2: that was like, God said, me and my family are
- 29:35Speaker 2: divine appointments, so that means my family is the is
- 29:39Speaker 2: supposed to be here. And then somebody was like, but sir,
- 29:43Speaker 2: what if you have a child with somebody who's outside
- 29:47Speaker 2: of your family And they go, no, we will not
- 29:49Speaker 2: do that because it's inside my family. Watch as I
- 29:51Speaker 2: kissed my cousin. And then like I think I think
- 29:54Speaker 2: it was like they backed themselves into a corner. Like
- 29:57Speaker 2: I feel like that was like and all of them
- 29:58Speaker 2: were just like, oh, this is such a but like
- 30:00Speaker 2: we got to keep up because like, if you want jewels,
- 30:02Speaker 2: we have to do this. Some of them wanted it.
- 30:08Speaker 2: It's some of them wanted it, for sure. But I
- 30:10Speaker 2: think also too, like I think that this creates a
- 30:12Speaker 2: different problem. And well, we're gonna talk about the interest
- 30:14Speaker 2: thing a little bit because we want to unpack that.
- 30:16Speaker 2: But I think this creates kind of a unique problem, right,
- 30:18Speaker 2: because the idea of power is passed down through the family,
- 30:23Speaker 2: which means that the minute that somebody is born, or
- 30:26Speaker 2: like whatever whatever system it is. There's a lot of
- 30:28Speaker 2: different systems, so I don't want to oversimplify it, but
- 30:30Speaker 2: the idea is that you are creating somebody who wants
- 30:33Speaker 2: what you have and is willing to move you out
- 30:36Speaker 2: of the way to get what you have. So now
- 30:39Speaker 2: you've got like you've created a child or a series
- 30:42Speaker 2: of children that all go, no, it's me. So you've
- 30:45Speaker 2: got like siblings killing each other because they're like I
- 30:48Speaker 2: want to be the king, and then the king going no, no, no, no, no,
- 30:51Speaker 2: I don't like you. I'm gonna kill you and get
- 30:53Speaker 2: you out of the way. And then like it's just
- 30:55Speaker 2: it's it's a mess because you just kind of incentivize
- 30:58Speaker 2: murdering everybody so that the person who sticks it out
- 31:02Speaker 2: can just be the king or the queen or whoever
- 31:04Speaker 2: it might be. Like, it's such a bad incentive incentive
- 31:07Speaker 2: for like keeping families together.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean because and it literally tore them apart
- 31:15Speaker 1: and some of those instances. Yeah, there was an interesting
- 31:18Speaker 1: thing that I also read where they sort of were
- 31:20Speaker 1: talking about the fact that during one British queen's rule,
- 31:24Speaker 1: I don't remember, she really negotiated this like marrying to
- 31:28Speaker 1: different families around and on the one hand they talked
- 31:33Speaker 1: about the effect of this was it was very peaceful
- 31:36Speaker 1: because you got to think most of the time where
- 31:39Speaker 1: you had a monarchy and actual royalty, that they were
- 31:42Speaker 1: essentially the rulers of the swath of land, whatever it is.
- 31:46Speaker 1: They would then be in direct competition with the next
- 31:49Speaker 1: ruler over there, who has their own vassals and their
- 31:52Speaker 1: own lands that they rule. And so if anybody wanted
- 31:56Speaker 1: to expand their territory, or one of them started doing
- 31:59Speaker 1: really well and the others were like, hey, I want
- 32:01Speaker 1: their resources they have all of a sudden, then they
- 32:04Speaker 1: would war with each other, and that is very expensive.
- 32:07Speaker 1: They would often have to fund them themselves. They would
- 32:10Speaker 1: have to use up the people who are essentially funding
- 32:13Speaker 1: their lifestyle by sending them into a war, because god knows,
- 32:15Speaker 1: the King's not going over there, or any of the
- 32:18Speaker 1: royal family for that matter. And so they would war
- 32:20Speaker 1: with each other, and it was costly and it wasn't
- 32:22Speaker 1: really good for business, and most businesses, I mean the
- 32:25Speaker 1: arms business did well, but most businesses didn't do well,
- 32:28Speaker 1: and so instead they would send their family over to
- 32:32Speaker 1: Mary because now it's like I don't even it doesn't
- 32:34Speaker 1: even matter how much I hate that person. They have
- 32:36Speaker 1: my grandson now, and like that matters a lot to me, right,
- 32:41Speaker 1: So there was some like the marrying around to different
- 32:43Speaker 1: houses had a couple of effects. One is it did
- 32:46Speaker 1: help to increase the genetic diversity. It also helped to
- 32:50Speaker 1: instill peace, and it could start to unify the kingdoms
- 32:54Speaker 1: all together, so that there was just you know, some
- 32:57Speaker 1: relative harmonies, some sharing, some cooperation, which you know, basically
- 33:02Speaker 1: is all the things that governments would eventually try and
- 33:05Speaker 1: tackle some of them, some of them less than others.
- 33:08Speaker 1: But that was more or less the structure that happened
- 33:10Speaker 1: with an important caveat, which is that going back to
- 33:15Speaker 1: the incest thing, if they had kind of been intermarrying
- 33:19Speaker 1: for a long time, so like even sending someone over
- 33:22Speaker 1: to this other royal family probably still like cousins and stuff,
- 33:27Speaker 1: there's still some recessive genes that are going to find
- 33:31Speaker 1: a way to express themselves because they're carrying the same
- 33:35Speaker 1: recessive genes in that blood line over there. So anyway,
- 33:38Speaker 1: there was an aspect of that that was like cool
- 33:42Speaker 1: genetic diversity, good peace and the land, good Also it's
- 33:47Speaker 1: still the same royal people. It's always been right.
- 33:50Speaker 2: And you know, there's a lot of reasons why that
- 33:53Speaker 2: would occur, and the most common reason you'll hear is
- 33:56Speaker 2: because they wanted to keep their divine bloodline pure. Like
- 34:00Speaker 2: there are people that really believe that this is divine appointment.
- 34:04Speaker 2: Like God told me that me and my family are
- 34:07Speaker 2: supposed to be here. So in order to keep the
- 34:10Speaker 2: blessings abound, in order to ensure that we are blessed forever,
- 34:15Speaker 2: we're gonna go ahead and make our family tree just
- 34:17Speaker 2: a trunk by keeping everybody inside of it. And we
- 34:20Speaker 2: are not going to allow any sort of other blood
- 34:24Speaker 2: to get into our family tree in such a way
- 34:27Speaker 2: that it will dilute the divinity of our bloodline. And
- 34:30Speaker 2: part of that was superstition, part of that was religious belief,
- 34:33Speaker 2: part of that was whatever. But ultimately that led to
- 34:35Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of problems, a lot of
- 34:39Speaker 2: genetic will say, changes, maybe not a lot of healthy
- 34:43Speaker 2: not a lot of healthy babies that were born out
- 34:45Speaker 2: of this kind of process because of what you just described,
- 34:49Speaker 2: which is those recessive genes expressing themselves and creating some
- 34:53Speaker 2: unique medical problems. Yeah, it happened a lot. I mean,
- 34:56Speaker 2: didn't they believe and this is maybe this is me
- 34:58Speaker 2: talking off the top of my head, But wasn't that
- 35:00Speaker 2: kind of the thought with like King Tut. Wasn't that
- 35:03Speaker 2: like the thing is like they thought that he was
- 35:04Speaker 2: a product of like like siblings or like cousins who
- 35:09Speaker 2: were who like had a baby, and he himself had
- 35:12Speaker 2: some like genetic deformities.
- 35:14Speaker 1: I don't remember. I didn't run across that, but that
- 35:17Speaker 1: it'd be interesting to look that up. If people, if
- 35:19Speaker 1: you're listening to this and you're screaming at your phone
- 35:22Speaker 1: say or whatever, you're listening to us through saying no
- 35:24Speaker 1: or whatever, like write us and let us know. But
- 35:27Speaker 1: that could be.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think I've heard this more than once. Okay, yes,
- 35:32Speaker 2: so apparently his parents were full siblings.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Okay.
- 35:37Speaker 2: I love that I had the useless knowledge in the
- 35:38Speaker 2: back of my head. Why would I ever need that?
- 35:40Speaker 2: I had never there. I'm not a history major. I
- 35:43Speaker 2: never taught history. I wanted to teach history, but it
- 35:45Speaker 2: stuck in the back of my head, like I can't
- 35:46Speaker 2: remember when I ate three days ago, but I can
- 35:48Speaker 2: remember the King Tut's parents were siblings.
- 35:50Speaker 1: That worked out for us today?
- 35:52Speaker 2: Did you know? You know what? You're right? One day,
- 35:54Speaker 2: maybe I'll end up on Jeopardy with like stupid and
- 35:56Speaker 2: I'll be like, yeah, I remember that one.
- 35:59Speaker 1: I mean that kind of as the whole goal of
- 36:01Speaker 1: the podcast for everyone who's listening, Yes.
- 36:04Speaker 2: Who are his parents? For one hundred?
- 36:06Speaker 1: Thank you? Yes? To me, the logic of the like
- 36:11Speaker 1: keeping the bloodline pure, it's just it's kind of funny,
- 36:13Speaker 1: I mean, and it comes from a position of just
- 36:15Speaker 1: knowing this stuff now, and obviously they didn't sure, But
- 36:18Speaker 1: to me, it's sort of like, I'm not drinking that water.
- 36:20Speaker 1: I don't know where that's been. I'm gonna drink my
- 36:22Speaker 1: urine because that came out of me. I'm divine, so
- 36:25Speaker 1: like my pee is the only thing I'm drinking to
- 36:28Speaker 1: keep my liquid intake pure.
- 36:30Speaker 2: Yeah, and then why am I so thirsty? Why don't
- 36:32Speaker 2: I feel good all the time?
- 36:33Speaker 1: Well, these are the things your body's trying to get
- 36:37Speaker 1: out of you. Yeah, the water part's gone. You are
- 36:40Speaker 1: dehydrated by Lee's Yeah, that's right off with his head.
- 36:45Speaker 1: So mostly what we're finding is that mostly European kingdoms
- 36:51Speaker 1: try to avoid sibling marriages. I mean a void doesn't
- 36:56Speaker 1: mean not do. It just means do not that much.
- 37:00Speaker 1: But it's not ever, but did avoid And so in Prussia,
- 37:06Speaker 1: Britain and Spain it was marrying in the family. It
- 37:09Speaker 1: was cousins. It may have been nieces and nephews, it
- 37:13Speaker 1: may have been aunts and uncles, may have been second cousins,
- 37:16Speaker 1: but they were related in there. This was not the
- 37:19Speaker 1: case in some places, and not to call them out necessarily,
- 37:24Speaker 1: but Hawaii was one where it was the opposite intent.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Yes, I think it's important to clarify here too that
- 37:33Speaker 2: when we are talking about cousins, we're not talking about
- 37:35Speaker 2: cousins by marriage.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Yes, cousins, it's they are brother that's my uncle's kids
- 37:44Speaker 1: are the people I'm marrying.
- 37:45Speaker 2: This happened all over the place like this happened, And
- 37:48Speaker 2: this happened for lots of reasons, right Like this happened
- 37:50Speaker 2: because it was planned. It happened because maybe the royalty
- 37:54Speaker 2: had an extensive bloodline, because maybe the royalty were a
- 37:58Speaker 2: little bit more promiscuous. So so it was just a
- 38:01Speaker 2: higher likelihood that that would happen because they had so
- 38:03Speaker 2: many kids. I mean, that's kind of what happened with
- 38:05Speaker 2: Genghis Khan, right, like he had so many kids and
- 38:07Speaker 2: all over the place that like all of his kids
- 38:09Speaker 2: had kids, and then now you've got a lot of
- 38:11Speaker 2: people who have like are direct descended somewhere along the
- 38:14Speaker 2: line to Genghis Khan. So like it's one of those
- 38:16Speaker 2: things where you know, sometimes it was by accident, many
- 38:20Speaker 2: times it was on purpose though.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true, a lot of on purpose. And
- 38:26Speaker 1: so in the Hawaiian structure, it actually so they apparently
- 38:30Speaker 1: did not have a word for incest, and it was
- 38:34Speaker 1: actually considered again just trying to recount history here, special
- 38:39Speaker 1: care was specifically taken to try and select the nearest
- 38:44Speaker 1: possible relative as wife. So it was brothers and sisters
- 38:49Speaker 1: and that would be dubbed there was a special word
- 38:53Speaker 1: for this, like this was I don't remember what it was,
- 38:56Speaker 1: but like this was a specific practice of of marrying
- 39:00Speaker 1: siblings really close and the child, if one was to
- 39:04Speaker 1: be born, would be called Oh, the capu rank was
- 39:07Speaker 1: what it was. And they said that these were equal
- 39:09Speaker 1: to gods. And actually, because there is a lot of
- 39:13Speaker 1: expression of recessive genes in these marriages that would result
- 39:18Speaker 1: in things often like or such as you know, genetic
- 39:22Speaker 1: deformities or underdeveloped parts of their body, et cetera. They interestingly,
- 39:27Speaker 1: in that and other religions were then referred to as
- 39:31Speaker 1: godlike creatures.
- 39:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I was fortunate enough to sit in on some
- 39:35Speaker 2: talks while I was in Hawaii and listen to some
- 39:37Speaker 2: of the history and the storytelling about like the emergence
- 39:40Speaker 2: of the island and all that, And this actually is
- 39:43Speaker 2: true for a lot of cultures where a baby that
- 39:45Speaker 2: is not born like it was described in some of
- 39:48Speaker 2: the storytelling as like a baby that was born deformed
- 39:50Speaker 2: would be considered godlike or a demigod or representative of
- 39:54Speaker 2: some land. And there's like a lot of really cool
- 39:56Speaker 2: stories across multiple indigenous peoples about how a baby would
- 40:00Speaker 2: be born with shark like features or like plant like
- 40:04Speaker 2: features and they would be representative of some part of
- 40:06Speaker 2: the land or some part of the area that they
- 40:08Speaker 2: were in. So there's like it's it's a really cool
- 40:11Speaker 2: story mechanism, like storytelling mechanism as well. But one thing
- 40:14Speaker 2: I want to be clear about is that it was
- 40:17Speaker 2: only a matter of time before we ended up on
- 40:18Speaker 2: the incest thing. But I want to be clear that, like,
- 40:21Speaker 2: because we're talking about royalty incest is not the reason
- 40:24Speaker 2: that we did kings, right, Like.
- 40:26Speaker 1: That's true.
- 40:27Speaker 2: That's like kind of a tangential thing that people hang
- 40:29Speaker 2: up on. Like what ultimately happened is the reason we
- 40:32Speaker 2: ended up with kings is because you had folks who
- 40:34Speaker 2: were leaders that consolidated power and then use reasons to
- 40:38Speaker 2: stay in power and use reasons to keep their families
- 40:41Speaker 2: in power and maintain that power. Now we have different
- 40:44Speaker 2: versions of that. We have generational wealth as an example
- 40:49Speaker 2: of that today much so you know, like so when
- 40:51Speaker 2: you kind of talk about that, it's the same principles,
- 40:54Speaker 2: but it looks different. The thing about kings though, and
- 40:57Speaker 2: royalty is that it ultimately was not stainable. Like you
- 41:01Speaker 2: see monarchs fall, you see empires fall, you see government changes,
- 41:05Speaker 2: you see families disappear, you see people detract, right, they
- 41:09Speaker 2: detract from the group. Like there's all these different things
- 41:12Speaker 2: that happen that make it so a single family cannot
- 41:14Speaker 2: sustain that for forever. And that's something that happens too.
- 41:18Speaker 2: So the idea of a monarchy can't sustain despite the
- 41:22Speaker 2: fact that they have amassed so much power in such
- 41:24Speaker 2: a short amount of time.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Yeah, and I mean, for multiple reasons. I will say,
- 41:29Speaker 1: really quick, while we're on this, democracy is fairly new
- 41:34Speaker 1: as a system of government relative to how other governments
- 41:37Speaker 1: have existed. So democracy has not had to stand the
- 41:41Speaker 1: test of time the way that many kingdoms tried to
- 41:45Speaker 1: stand the test of time. Most of them did not
- 41:47Speaker 1: last terribly long, but some of them did last a
- 41:50Speaker 1: few hundred years, and like, democracy hasn't even had that
- 41:53Speaker 1: chance yet really in the most democratic form, there hasn't
- 41:58Speaker 1: been anything quite like it, really, and so it's still
- 42:02Speaker 1: kind of new, and so we'll see how long it lasts.
- 42:05Speaker 1: So I think there's a critical sort of aspect of
- 42:07Speaker 1: that to think about, Like do we know that democracy
- 42:10Speaker 1: is going to last longer? We don't. It is inherently
- 42:14Speaker 1: set up to not concentrate the power that exists in
- 42:18Speaker 1: the hands of the same family of people over and
- 42:22Speaker 1: over again. Mostly it's mostly not set up for that, right.
- 42:28Speaker 1: It is mostly set up to let power change hands frequently.
- 42:32Speaker 1: And I mean various countries have different intervals, but we're
- 42:35Speaker 1: usually talking on the order of like a decade is
- 42:38Speaker 1: really common of an interval for democracies to be like, Okay,
- 42:42Speaker 1: we've done this one for a while we're going to
- 42:44Speaker 1: now advance to the next one, and we're going to
- 42:47Speaker 1: just keep on churning through changes here because we are
- 42:52Speaker 1: marching forward through time no matter how much we want
- 42:54Speaker 1: to march backwards. Sometimes some people, not me, but some people.
- 42:58Speaker 1: And so I think just to say, like some manarchies
- 43:02Speaker 1: did last a long time, but there is an inherent
- 43:06Speaker 1: problem with monarchy is that it tends to just collapse
- 43:11Speaker 1: them fairly quickly. There is an inherent problem in podcast
- 43:15Speaker 1: that is adds, Okay, we're back. I think that was
- 43:25Speaker 1: our last break for the problem the inherent problems of podcasts.
- 43:30Speaker 1: But as we were talking about, I think the issue
- 43:34Speaker 1: with kingdoms, and this actually is going to segue nicely
- 43:37Speaker 1: into one of the one of the discussions that is
- 43:39Speaker 1: maybe the last discussions we have about them, is thinking
- 43:43Speaker 1: about the privileges that come with kingdoms or royalty monarchy,
- 43:47Speaker 1: the people who occupy those spaces. And again, as I mentioned, like,
- 43:53Speaker 1: if we think about the fact that people rule, all
- 43:57Speaker 1: that means is that they can command other people to
- 44:00Speaker 1: behave and those people will behave in accordance with those commands. Ultimately,
- 44:04Speaker 1: that's what it comes down to, right, and people can
- 44:07Speaker 1: be pushed pretty far in that system to do a
- 44:11Speaker 1: lot of things they might not have otherwise done. But
- 44:14Speaker 1: there's gonna be a point at which that breaks. And
- 44:19Speaker 1: when you concentrate power into the hands of some people,
- 44:22Speaker 1: unless they're very competent at their job, it's pretty easy
- 44:27Speaker 1: to lose the confidence of other people who are pretty
- 44:30Speaker 1: eager to take that power away from you and take
- 44:33Speaker 1: over that position. That could be other monarchies, it could
- 44:37Speaker 1: be people inside the kingdom, it could be your own family,
- 44:39Speaker 1: as we discussed, So the incentive structure is there if
- 44:43Speaker 1: there's not like a clear rule on how we select
- 44:46Speaker 1: our leaders, but leaders either take by force or just
- 44:51Speaker 1: get it because they're related to us, Like if anything
- 44:56Speaker 1: else happens or if something starts to break down, there
- 44:59Speaker 1: are a lot of people who would be pretty happy
- 45:00Speaker 1: to take that power away and take it for themselves.
- 45:03Speaker 1: And so there are always kind of balancing the game
- 45:06Speaker 1: of like I don't actually have anything. I don't have skills, right,
- 45:12Speaker 1: I don't have resources. I just have these people that
- 45:16Speaker 1: for whatever reason, will do whatever I tell them to do,
- 45:20Speaker 1: and the moment they choose to not do that thing,
- 45:24Speaker 1: I'm in big trouble. Yeah, And so that comes out
- 45:26Speaker 1: a little bit back to the sort of divine appointment
- 45:28Speaker 1: thing of like why you shouldn't say no to me.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Well, and on top of that, there's a reason why
- 45:33Speaker 2: the term regicide exists, right, Like, yeah.
- 45:37Speaker 1: It's a whole term for it.
- 45:38Speaker 2: There's a whole term for it, because royalty were killed
- 45:40Speaker 2: all the time for this very thing. It could be that,
- 45:44Speaker 2: you know, the people were unhappy with their rule. It
- 45:47Speaker 2: could be that their son or their daughter was going
- 45:50Speaker 2: to take over and they wanted the power sooner, or
- 45:53Speaker 2: they weren't happy then another person was going to get
- 45:55Speaker 2: the power. You know, there's lots of reasons why it happened.
- 45:57Speaker 2: But regicide exists because of that very reason, which is
- 46:01Speaker 2: somebody cannot hold on the power for very long because
- 46:03Speaker 2: they cannot keep people pleased for long enough. That's why
- 46:06Speaker 2: we see in the United States and like democracy and
- 46:09Speaker 2: the way that exists is that power switches hands every
- 46:12Speaker 2: few years, because like at least switches I say, like
- 46:15Speaker 2: it's like, you know, not like a tennis court type
- 46:17Speaker 2: of switching hands. It's more like a ping pong table,
- 46:20Speaker 2: Like it's kind of like you know, still with an
- 46:21Speaker 2: arms reach. You know, everything's kind of around the center.
- 46:24Speaker 2: But the reason that it changes so often is because
- 46:26Speaker 2: that is the ebb and flow of the people. And
- 46:28Speaker 2: if we were in a monarchy, it would be shocking
- 46:32Speaker 2: if the same king or the same family maintain that
- 46:35Speaker 2: for a long period of time.
- 46:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, the thing is like culture changes, people change,
- 46:40Speaker 1: and people what people want and need from their government
- 46:43Speaker 1: shifts over time, and so the king often does not
- 46:48Speaker 1: want that to shift. Over time, they're kind of incentivized
- 46:51Speaker 1: in a way to maintain static right to not move
- 46:54Speaker 1: or shift, and so they can start to lose favor
- 46:58Speaker 1: from people. And also, like people just get tired of
- 47:01Speaker 1: like the same people here are telling us what to
- 47:04Speaker 1: do constantly. I want this to be different. I want
- 47:07Speaker 1: someone who represents me more than that person does, and
- 47:10Speaker 1: me and my family and my group of people.
- 47:13Speaker 2: We've seen that happen in our lifetime. We watched Princess
- 47:17Speaker 2: Diana who was very much so bucked the norm of
- 47:20Speaker 2: the royals in England and like it didn't work out
- 47:24Speaker 2: right or like Megan Markle, like they did they do
- 47:26Speaker 2: not They did not follow the conformities, they did not
- 47:30Speaker 2: like the rules and stuff like that. You can say
- 47:32Speaker 2: what you want about them, but like the truth is, like,
- 47:34Speaker 2: ultimately they were detractors from the standards and the status
- 47:39Speaker 2: quo that is the current royal family and that has
- 47:41Speaker 2: been for decades and decades and decades, and it caused
- 47:45Speaker 2: a ruckus. It ruffled feathers and they weren't really doing
- 47:47Speaker 2: anything besides being human beings. But the royals were like, no,
- 47:53Speaker 2: you don't do that. Like they caused a whole, a
- 47:55Speaker 2: whole kerfuffle over it.
- 47:57Speaker 1: I think that's actually a beautiful segue into sort of
- 47:59Speaker 1: thinking of about the privilege and the status that comes
- 48:02Speaker 1: with royalty, because this is one of the things that
- 48:06Speaker 1: had me thinking about this in the first place, is
- 48:08Speaker 1: sort of what it means, what status they have. And
- 48:12Speaker 1: very broadly speaking, I found this cool paper that was
- 48:14Speaker 1: talking about sort of how class systems form because most
- 48:18Speaker 1: animal groups, there are a lot of social animals out
- 48:21Speaker 1: there that live in groups, and they will form a
- 48:23Speaker 1: sort of hierarchy, but nothing like the class structure that
- 48:26Speaker 1: we see among humans. The humans will almost always organize
- 48:30Speaker 1: into like an elite, a middle class, and a lower class,
- 48:34Speaker 1: and actually most people end up in the lower class.
- 48:37Speaker 1: It's like fifty percent or more tend to be in
- 48:39Speaker 1: the lower class, and so you concentrate then the remaining
- 48:42Speaker 1: fifty percent in sort of the middle, and then a
- 48:45Speaker 1: tiny fraction up there at the top and the elite there.
- 48:48Speaker 1: It's sort of the pyramidal shape, if you will, in
- 48:51Speaker 1: terms of how it's organized. But inside the privilege, you
- 48:54Speaker 1: think about like what happens in royalist lives, and there
- 48:57Speaker 1: is the very swanky, cushy, plush, comfortable part of it.
- 49:01Speaker 1: They get custom tailored clothes which we need to return to.
- 49:04Speaker 1: They get to throw lavish balls, They have very expensive, ornate,
- 49:09Speaker 1: high quality decorations. There was one we were reading about
- 49:14Speaker 1: where there was like a ruling hall with twelve million
- 49:17Speaker 1: dollars chandeliers in it. Yeah, decked out in gold and
- 49:20Speaker 1: crystals and stuff. Like just this insane, over the top, gaudy,
- 49:25Speaker 1: lavish lifestyle that they live. That is part of it.
- 49:28Speaker 2: Yeah. And then the other part too is like the
- 49:30Speaker 2: amount of what are in many articles described as servants. Yeah,
- 49:35Speaker 2: the amount of resources that are pulled together for a
- 49:39Speaker 2: single family, like it is pretty absurd. I mean one
- 49:41Speaker 2: of the articles that we read talked about how royals
- 49:44Speaker 2: were never encouraged to work or even learn. Yeah, like
- 49:48Speaker 2: they were like they don't even encourage them to learn.
- 49:51Speaker 1: And they have to rule, they have to like to
- 49:53Speaker 1: make decisions about the government and policies and people, and
- 49:57Speaker 1: they would they would come into power being barely literate,
- 50:02Speaker 1: not understanding how economics work, like believing that tariffs are
- 50:06Speaker 1: attacks in other countries, and like they were they were
- 50:09Speaker 1: very stupid people because again, the privilege was actually their
- 50:13Speaker 1: downfall in the sense that it was a great weakness
- 50:17Speaker 1: for them. They were not challenged. They would sometimes go
- 50:20Speaker 1: to private schools, but they were sometimes not required to
- 50:23Speaker 1: do anything at all, and so they would be very
- 50:25Speaker 1: bad at being humans basically because they didn't have to
- 50:29Speaker 1: learn anything growing up.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Well, and let's talk about for a second how ridiculous
- 50:34Speaker 2: it is that like royalty was kind of like contingent
- 50:38Speaker 2: upon passing that down to the next oldest, Like right,
- 50:42Speaker 2: some children were kings, specifically Henry the six I believe,
- 50:48Speaker 2: or Henry the fourth I can't. It's it's I'm terrible
- 50:50Speaker 2: with Roman numbers. Numbers. It's v I six six, that's
- 50:54Speaker 2: what I thought. Okay, So Henry the sixth became king
- 50:57Speaker 2: when he was eight months old.
- 51:01Speaker 1: Wow, so you know that's young.
- 51:04Speaker 2: That's young.
- 51:05Speaker 1: I would have been a bad king in eight months.
- 51:06Speaker 2: Yeah, and this has happened like all the way up
- 51:09Speaker 2: until nineteen ninety two, where King Oio of Toro and
- 51:13Speaker 2: Uganda became king at three in nineteen ninety two or
- 51:17Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety five. Sorry, so like this is like
- 51:19Speaker 2: something that still happens, and so I just I guess
- 51:22Speaker 2: maybe my point in that is, doesn't it seem ridiculous? Right?
- 51:27Speaker 2: The whole thing?
- 51:28Speaker 1: What should be the standard of someone who makes decisions
- 51:31Speaker 1: on behalf of an entire group of people is that
- 51:33Speaker 1: they have a pulse, Because that seems like a low
- 51:36Speaker 1: standard to have. I would much more respect the position
- 51:41Speaker 1: of someone where it was like, you're the most competent,
- 51:45Speaker 1: the most accomplished, the most above rebuke in your accomplishments
- 51:50Speaker 1: and education and ability to correctly assess and navigate complex situations.
- 51:58Speaker 1: Not you have eyes, you are born sometime you should
- 52:03Speaker 1: be a king, Like yeah, I think when we're talking
- 52:07Speaker 1: about the complexity of a job, like having to navigate
- 52:12Speaker 1: relationships between other ruling governments, you should be the most
- 52:18Speaker 1: intelligent person in the room, not the dumbest. I mean
- 52:22Speaker 1: as much as as possible, but it's a very weird
- 52:25Speaker 1: place we find ourselves where we're like we have specifically
- 52:28Speaker 1: in many instances and to this day, continue to select
- 52:32Speaker 1: people who would not be good representatives of us or
- 52:36Speaker 1: stewards of our resources, because they are good at making
- 52:39Speaker 1: us afraid. They're good at speaking down to us, because
- 52:44Speaker 1: they think and treat us as if we're stupid, because
- 52:47Speaker 1: they don't understand anything, and all they know how to
- 52:51Speaker 1: do is like use rhetoric. Anyway, it's clear I've gotten
- 52:55Speaker 1: off track of what we were talking about.
- 52:58Speaker 2: No, I think that, And that goes back to the
- 53:01Speaker 2: argument that that's not sustainable because you've got a person
- 53:05Speaker 2: in power who is not fit for power.
- 53:09Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
- 53:10Speaker 2: There are some situations, and there are some monarchies that
- 53:13Speaker 2: have groomed those folks to take over, and they learn
- 53:16Speaker 2: the ins and out and they do all the things.
- 53:18Speaker 2: But for the most part, it's kind of a haphazard
- 53:19Speaker 2: system that just says, oh, you were born this way,
- 53:22Speaker 2: so you get to automatically get this power, regardless of
- 53:24Speaker 2: your skill set or your knowledge or your ability to lead.
- 53:28Speaker 2: And so now you end up in a situation where
- 53:29Speaker 2: you are grossly incompetent in that role, you can't sustain
- 53:33Speaker 2: that it does, it does, it will not last.
- 53:35Speaker 1: And to be fair, like, I definitely read that in
- 53:37Speaker 1: a lot of instances where someone very young or for
- 53:40Speaker 1: whatever reason not particularly well suited to the job would
- 53:45Speaker 1: mostly be just a figurehead, but they would have they
- 53:48Speaker 1: would specifically, like the powers that be would select an
- 53:51Speaker 1: advisor who was much more seasoned, much more experienced, much
- 53:54Speaker 1: more competent, who would actually sort of make the decisions,
- 53:58Speaker 1: but that the person who was the royal would sort
- 54:00Speaker 1: of be presented as as the face of the royalty
- 54:03Speaker 1: even though they weren't really wielding any power necessarily right,
- 54:07Speaker 1: they were and were also quite easily manipulated. But so
- 54:10Speaker 1: another aspect of that we need to come back to.
- 54:12Speaker 1: That actually is another piece, But another aspect of the
- 54:14Speaker 1: privilege I thought I just wanted to turn to is
- 54:16Speaker 1: that there's also a lot of restrictions for the monarchy technically,
- 54:20Speaker 1: like kings and queens can kind of do whatever they
- 54:23Speaker 1: want to a point unless they could in the past.
- 54:26Speaker 1: And apparently in what was it we were talking, it
- 54:29Speaker 1: was like in the Scandinavian Royalty they like ride bikes
- 54:32Speaker 1: around everywhere. Yeah, like so they've kind of gone the
- 54:35Speaker 1: more I'm of the people route, which I think is cool. Honestly,
- 54:38Speaker 1: I think I would appreciate that. Yeah, But there is
- 54:42Speaker 1: also a certain level of like, there are a lot
- 54:44Speaker 1: of influences that force them to do and be certain things.
- 54:49Speaker 1: They have to dress a certain way, they have to
- 54:51Speaker 1: attend certain balls, Like everything they do and say might
- 54:55Speaker 1: have political implications with other kingdoms. So they have to
- 54:58Speaker 1: receive these people and and put them up in their
- 55:01Speaker 1: nicest rooms. They have to travel to them and dine
- 55:04Speaker 1: with them. There's a lot of ritual and like them
- 55:07Speaker 1: saying and doing things that are inappropriate can land them
- 55:10Speaker 1: in a lot of hot water. They could be threatened,
- 55:13Speaker 1: they could be killed, they could have privileges revoked, they
- 55:16Speaker 1: could be usurped, and so there were a lot of pressures.
- 55:20Speaker 1: Like someone who was too willing to say yes to
- 55:22Speaker 1: try and appease people around them were just as easily,
- 55:25Speaker 1: if not more, manipulated into doing things they should not
- 55:28Speaker 1: have done as people who were like really aggressive and
- 55:32Speaker 1: refuse to listen to others and were then violently cast
- 55:36Speaker 1: out or otherwise taken over and forced into a more
- 55:40Speaker 1: public figure role. So there was an aspect of that
- 55:43Speaker 1: position that like it's kind of a crappy job to have,
- 55:47Speaker 1: no matter. I mean, there are things about it that
- 55:49Speaker 1: people would obviously love, but there are also things that
- 55:52Speaker 1: that would chandeliers, Yeah, but I mean, like people are
- 55:55Speaker 1: always watching you. You are the face of everything. Cameras
- 55:58Speaker 1: are on you, eyes are on you. Everything you do
- 56:00Speaker 1: is being scrutinized. Everything you eat, everything you wear, every
- 56:04Speaker 1: place you show up, every place you don't show up
- 56:07Speaker 1: is like a political statement. It's like there are aspects
- 56:09Speaker 1: about it that kind of suck that I think force
- 56:13Speaker 1: their behavior such that like they probably don't have a
- 56:15Speaker 1: lot where it's just do whatever. There's a lot of
- 56:18Speaker 1: like you have to be at this appointment and then
- 56:19Speaker 1: this thing and this ribbon cutting in this event, and
- 56:22Speaker 1: you have to go here and dine with this person
- 56:23Speaker 1: and host this person, and like their schedules kind of
- 56:25Speaker 1: packed all the time. But that's just another sort of
- 56:27Speaker 1: aspect of it that maybe someone would love, but I
- 56:30Speaker 1: would not.
- 56:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I would be miserable in
- 56:32Speaker 2: that space.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Throughout history, mostly kings have dressed very very very lavishly,
- 56:39Speaker 1: lots of frills, custom tailored clothing, things are very ornate.
- 56:43Speaker 2: So many frills. So many powdered wigs.
- 56:46Speaker 1: So many powdered wigs. Oh, we should talk about wigs.
- 56:49Speaker 1: I have watched a really interesting video on this.
- 56:51Speaker 2: We'll do an episode on wiggs.
- 56:52Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to do episode on wigs anyway, very
- 56:55Speaker 1: very nice. And I got to wondering. I was like, why, like,
- 56:58Speaker 1: kings could presumably walk around naked if they wanted to.
- 57:01Speaker 1: They could wear a speedo, they could wear rags, they
- 57:04Speaker 1: could do whatever they wanted. Now, again, there are like
- 57:07Speaker 1: aspects of this other monarchies, how they would treat them,
- 57:10Speaker 1: and how they might be perceived of the public and whatnot.
- 57:12Speaker 1: But why would a king explicitly choose to dress in
- 57:16Speaker 1: this way if they didn't have to. Apparently, by the way,
- 57:19Speaker 1: in Britain in particular, the kings would wear these these
- 57:23Speaker 1: very tight stockings that would go all the way up,
- 57:26Speaker 1: so they were basically pandy hose, and then they would
- 57:28Speaker 1: also wear high heels to show off their shapely legs.
- 57:33Speaker 2: I love it.
- 57:34Speaker 1: Good for them, and functionally they were skirts that they
- 57:37Speaker 1: were wearing, which I honestly, i'm very I'm jealous of
- 57:39Speaker 1: cultures where men get to wear skirts because they look
- 57:41Speaker 1: very comfortable.
- 57:43Speaker 2: For sure, Like it's like that's the real thing.
- 57:45Speaker 1: Yeah, they look really comfortable anyway, this very lavish over
- 57:48Speaker 1: the top dress, and I kind of I've been wondering
- 57:50Speaker 1: about that and just sort of thinking why, And the
- 57:55Speaker 1: only thing that really makes sense in my mind is
- 57:57Speaker 1: that this it is a flex. It is I am
- 58:00Speaker 1: better than you. I can afford these nice things, I
- 58:03Speaker 1: can look fancy. I'm better than you. Otherwise you'd be
- 58:06Speaker 1: dressing this good. You can't because you're not. Meh. This
- 58:09Speaker 1: goes back to the class discussion, like they're specifically intended
- 58:12Speaker 1: to put you in your place by dressing up. And
- 58:15Speaker 1: I think that's kind of the role that all dressing
- 58:17Speaker 1: up fashion has served throughout time, and a lot of
- 58:19Speaker 1: it because how people dressed was often an imitation of
- 58:24Speaker 1: how the king and queen and the royalty were choosing
- 58:26Speaker 1: to dress. So whatever was in fashion for them became
- 58:29Speaker 1: the fashion for everyone. And again, it was them trying
- 58:33Speaker 1: to dress up to that station that they that they
- 58:35Speaker 1: sort of aspired to. It's again, it's just a way
- 58:39Speaker 1: of showing off I'm better than you. And I think
- 58:41Speaker 1: that whenever there's a very unpopular opinion as a side tangent,
- 58:44Speaker 1: I would want to get into a whole discussion on
- 58:46Speaker 1: fashion at some point. But I see people dressing up
- 58:48Speaker 1: and to me, they're saying, I'm trying to tell you
- 58:51Speaker 1: I'm better than you, And also I think you're not
- 58:54Speaker 1: smart enough to take me at my own level. I'm
- 58:56Speaker 1: going to try and dangle something shiny in front of
- 58:58Speaker 1: your face to make you pay attention to me, because
- 59:01Speaker 1: you're not glad enough to do it without me dangling
- 59:03Speaker 1: something shiny in front of your face, which is my
- 59:04Speaker 1: nice suit or my nice clothes or whatever. And so
- 59:07Speaker 1: I personally have always interpreted it as being very disrespectful.
- 59:10Speaker 1: I feel when I'm dressing up, I'm being disrespectful to
- 59:12Speaker 1: other people. And I also am wise enough to know
- 59:14Speaker 1: that that's not how anyone else thinks of it. So
- 59:17Speaker 1: I play the game. Yeah, yeah, but that is I
- 59:19Speaker 1: think the Kings are an excellent showcase of why I
- 59:22Speaker 1: have disdain for the fashion orientation of things.
- 59:26Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wonder how much of it is like
- 59:28Speaker 2: lost to tradition, Like I wonder how much of it
- 59:32Speaker 2: is like they do it now because that's how it's
- 59:34Speaker 2: always been done, but there's no rational reason for why
- 59:36Speaker 2: it should be done today, so like they don't like
- 59:39Speaker 2: consider changing it because it's just like that's just tradition,
- 59:41Speaker 2: that's custom, that's what we've always done. I can't imagine
- 59:44Speaker 2: that what is going on today for many royalty like
- 59:48Speaker 2: folks are it makes the same sense as it did
- 59:51Speaker 2: one hundred years ago, two hundred years ago, five hundred
- 59:53Speaker 2: years ago.
- 59:54Speaker 1: You know, that's a good point, and i'd be I
- 59:56Speaker 1: didn't actually dig into like if there was ever a
- 59:58Speaker 1: practical purpose that it served. But it's funny you mentioned
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: this is another topic I've always wanted to cover, is
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: tradition because to me, tradition is the label we give
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: something when it's practical utility is long dead. Yeah, like
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: things that we do that have a reason for doing them,
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: we don't call them traditions. There's a reason to do it.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: Traditions are things that we do because there's no more
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: reason to do it. We're just doing it because it's
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: a It has now become a pointless, stupid thing that
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: we do because and so it's like it is the
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: to me, I've always thought of tradition as the label
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: we give to things that do not have a reason
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: to be And if that does have a reason to be.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: It's not a tradition, right, it's just a thing that
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: we do because there's a reason to do it. That's
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: always how I've oriented to it. Anyway, There's probably more
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: to say about monarchy. Monarchies are weird. I think that
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: they're a bad idea. I think they're unsustainable. They're a gross,
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: gross misappropriation of resources. We were I mean we were
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: looking up there were there were these they'll have like
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: guest chateaus. Like it's like they're their country house, is
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: their country estate with hundreds of rooms, hundreds of rooms,
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: six hundred rooms occupying fifty thousand acres. Nobody should have this.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: This is so pointless. I'm like, this is so not
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: fair to the people who paid for that, who don't
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: get to participate in it because it was appropriated by
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: this dick who just happened to be born into this
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: one family. I'm like, this does not at all make sense.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: Like we're worried about people who are starving to death,
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: they're people who can't get medicine, who can't have clean
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: drinking water, and this guy has got a house that
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: could literally house a village of people. Like it's just
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: absurd and so I think that monarchies are dumb, they're
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: a bad system of government. They are not sustainable, and
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: they suck and they're bad for people. The incentives that
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: exist make them worse as.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: They go on.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: So that's I think that's my final take them is
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: don't have monarchies because they're bad.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: That is the take on point. I think that's what
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: it is. Like, I don't think that there could be
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: another take on point with that.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: I mean it literally just it's built off of selfishness
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: and greed, and like that's it. And then like they
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: just keep doing it because they.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Can, right exactly.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: They're not not helpful, not super functional anyway. I guess
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: what I do the thing of like where am I
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: wrong about this? Because I sort of always end up
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: thinking that in my mind is like in governments where
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: you have a democracy, we have a lot of balances
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: of power. There can be so much bureaucratic red tape
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: that it can be difficult to get things done. And
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: in systems where you have a lot of power concentrated
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: in the hands of a very competent person who is
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: literate and not probably running for president of the United
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: States right from Florida anyway, like they can actually get
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: a lot of stuff done without necessarily having to go
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: through a thousand channels that take forever to get it done.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: So I could see someone making that case of like,
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: there is an efficiency that can be brought to someone
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: who has a lot of power, who's also very competent
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: and can work through those systems. But bureaucratic system exists
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: because they prevent bad things from happening. And when someone
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: does something just because they have a whim to do it,
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: even when it's well intentioned, it can completely fall apart.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: So again, it is better safe than sorry. I'd rather
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: have the bureaucracy that prevents bad things from happening slow
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: down progress, then race ahead on something that might work
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: but could also completely destroy everyone's lives. Right, nailed it, Okay,
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: now I'm done.
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: Okay, there we go. That's a nice cap on it.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: We went so far, so much deeper on this, and
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: I thought we would even be able to go. Let's
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: go ahead and get to the end of this discussion
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- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Shane, Hey, anytime, happy to be here.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: On this weird Tuesday evening recording. I know, is there
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: anything that I forgot or anything you would like to
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: add before we recommend some things.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: Go listen to Doom Trees, No Kings.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: Cool. Great, Well let's leave it vague at that and
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: we'll do some recommendations.
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. Recommendations.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: Okay, I'm recommending a movie. It's kind of an old
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: movie now, but that's what I've been on. I didn't
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: get to the theater much in the last year year
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: and a half, and so I'm watching movies as they
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: come out on streaming, and one of those movies is
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: a sort of sequel, prequel, follow up. I don't know
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: it's in the sphere of this movie. It's called Furiosa,
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: a Mad Max saga, so this is supposed to be
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: a prequel to Mad Max. It is a story of
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: the other main character in that movie, Furiosa, played by
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: Charlie's Theren, and this movie has played by Anya Taylor Joy.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: This movie got a lot of hate from critics, and
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: I don't exactly know why. I thought the trailers looked awful,
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: to be fair, like, I actually thought the movie looked bad.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: But I went in and watched it, and I was like,
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: this is a super good movie. Like it's got more
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: story than Mad Max Fury Road, which was a phenomenal movie.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: Fury Road was written in all caps.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: It was definitely written in all caps. Yeah, this movie
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: it's got It's got wonderful acting, great scenery, incredible practical
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: effects and a lot of it. There was like a
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: lot of CGI, but it technically had about the same
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: number of CGI shots as the original Mad Max or
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: the I mean not original, but the Mad Max Fury
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: Road Road. And it also was like a little bit longer,
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: so like they did use a lot of practical effects
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: and it's just it's a good movie. Like I defended
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: the Flash movie, and I can rightfully understand the criticisms
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: of that movie, I still thought it was fun. This
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: is like, legitimately a good movie. Furiosa is so like
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: I'm kind of sad that it got so much. Hey,
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: it's good, Like, go watch it. It's on it's streaming
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: on Max at the time that we're recording this HBO
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: for those of you who don't want to call it
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Max because that's dumb name. But yeah, so that's that's
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: where I watched it. And then if not, like, go
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: out and get it from red Box or something. I
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: don't check. It's it's really if you're into action movies
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: and visual feasts for the eyes and it is actually
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: good storytelling, go check out Furiosa. I'm mad Max Saga.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: It's on my list. I have been wanting to watch it.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: I heard it's really good.
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: Oh Chris Hemsworth in this, I mean he is just
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: chewing the scenery as they say.
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great in everything.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: He is so good. I mean he's really laying into
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: that character just beautifully. So just all around good performances,
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: great stuff.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: I love it. I love it all right. So I'm
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: also gonna recommend a movie be Mine is a little
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: bit less intense in that and like action, I think
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: where it makes up for that is in emotion. And
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: that is a movie called The Iron Claw. Did you
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: get to see this one yet?
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: No? Is this a boxing movie.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: It's a wrestling movie actually. So it's about the von
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: the von Eric family, and for those of you who
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: are not familiar with the von Eric family, it's based
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: on a true story. This family was a wrestling family.
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: That it was the kids of a wrestler named Fritz
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: von Eric whose signature move was the iron claw, where
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: he'd grab your skull and he could squeeze and that's
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: how we'd win. Well, he's a little bit hard on
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: his kids. They all got into wrestling and there was
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: a curse. They called it the Curse of the von
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: Eric family where like most of the siblings, actually all
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: the siblings except for one died under like freak accident,
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: circumstances or mental health or all. Lots of things happened
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: in this movie. Pretty intense. Zach Effron plays Kevin von Eric,
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: the main the main.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: This is the Zach Effron one. He gets so bulky
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: for this.
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: And yeah he's ripped in this one. And then Jeremy
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: Allen White is carry von Eric and just basically the
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: whole story is just like tragedy after tragedy, this family
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: and then like zac Efron's character kind of like dealing
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: with it and kind of going like what is happening?
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: What is this curse? What does this mean? It shot
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: beautifully the story. I mean, they go over years of
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: story within a few hours and it's done so so
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: so well. Everybody that acts in it is incredible, like
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: and just it just ugh, it's amazing, Like it truly
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: is worth all the critical praise it got.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: Okay, is this streaming somewhere or available where.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: You saw it on a plane, but it is, it
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: is streaming somewhere. Yeah, I should be streaming somewhere. I
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: don't know exactly where, but it's it's definitely worth the watch.
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: Okay, Great, a couple of movies to check out. All right, Well,
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: we ran very long on this one. What we thought
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: was going to be a show. I wouldn't even say
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: it was going to be short. Yeah, and that made
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: it long. I need more notes for more constrained dialogue. Anyway, Yeah,
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: we'll let it go at that. Great recommendations periosa Mad
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: mac Saga and the Iron Claw or some movies you
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: can check out. And then, of course, if you like
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: to tell us anything that we got wrong or got
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: right about royalty and monarchies, you should email us directly.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: You can reach us at info at wwdwwdpodcast dot com.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: We are happy to hear from everyone. You can leave
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: us a comment, you know, go to the five star
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: rating all of that. But I think that is all
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: that I have. Is there anything else you'd like to
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: add Shane before we wrap up?
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: No, I think that's it.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: Thank you everyone. This is Abraham, this is Shane Crowd. So, yeah,
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