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Father's Day Dadisms 6-18-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jared, You, Katy and Josh Mix one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Al Right, coming up right around oh eight twenty eight
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  Speaker 2: twenty five ish, we're gonna be opening up the phone lines,
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  Speaker 2: letting you guys call in and sound off and talk
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  Speaker 2: about your dad's and Sundays Father's Day and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of us have Tomorrow off because of Juneteenth. We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: talk about dads today and like all those fun little
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  Speaker 2: things that your dad used to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you growing up, dadisms, little.
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  Speaker 2: Dadisms, little stories, little tidbits, little things.
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  Speaker 4: That Dad used to say, and you're like, whatever Dad
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  Speaker 4: wil says.
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  Speaker 2: What were some of Dad's famous sayings. We want to
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  Speaker 2: talk about that and we'll watch your calls and comments.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up right around.
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  Speaker 4: Eight twenty with JKJ Mixed one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be another hot day today, about ninety six
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  Speaker 2: in the Mile High City. That means I got a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of goofy kids probably running around my house in
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  Speaker 2: the air conditioning all day to day.
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  Speaker 4: There's a kid over yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Though not a fan, well there probably are.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of the other rowdy eight alf
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  Speaker 2: and they're jumping all over the place, and this one
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  Speaker 2: kid's kind of a punk so well.
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  Speaker 5: I can already feel mine because it's hot attitude coming up,
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  Speaker 5: So I get it with the kids, Like when it
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  Speaker 5: gets like this, you're just waking up on one.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, well there's one in particular though, I don't
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  Speaker 2: care if it's hot or cold or you know.
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  Speaker 4: Every time they're over, I'm like, I don't like it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like this kid.
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  Speaker 2: I feel bad, you know, as being a grown adult
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  Speaker 2: and you look at this little child, You're like, I
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  Speaker 2: hate you.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny though, I've had those moments.
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  Speaker 3: Too where you're just like, Zoey, really, this is the friend, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is who we want to be hanging out with. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that's a good idea because I hate this.
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  Speaker 3: Your friends are a reflection of you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very short with them when they're over and.
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  Speaker 3: Smell funny.
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  Speaker 4: Kids they all smell funny at this age. Honestly, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I hate kids.
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  Speaker 6: Probably just like, hey, mister pat, get out of you
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  Speaker 6: your back, I have a snack, No.
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  Speaker 4: Get out of my house.
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  Speaker 7: I hate you.
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  Speaker 4: Parents, they do. I know exactly. It was probably you, Joshua.
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  Speaker 4: Well when you went to your friend's house. No, my
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  Speaker 4: parents just hated me.
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  Speaker 5: I know, it's when my friend was grinding home because like,
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  Speaker 5: nobody talked to my dad, but my one friend who
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  Speaker 5: did talk to my dad annoyed the crap out of
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  Speaker 5: my dad. Like Hi, mister Richard, Like, mister Richard, love
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  Speaker 5: what you've done with health Kelly. I love her, but man,
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  Speaker 5: she and like everybody kind of feared my dad a
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  Speaker 5: little bit, right because he was tall and just you
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  Speaker 5: only just like dark and moody a little bit. But
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  Speaker 5: like she always just walked up to him and hi,
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  Speaker 5: mister Richard has her day.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like battle jack kid here, smoke eat.
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  Speaker 2: I might I should probably just leave the house and
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  Speaker 2: just go to a movie or something.
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  Speaker 4: I guess. I guess I could do that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a big do things by myself kind of guy, though,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't know if I could do that.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 5: So that's kind of floating around on TikTok right now
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  Speaker 5: called the solo table theory.
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  Speaker 4: Have you heard of the low table theory. Yes, it's
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  Speaker 4: an incredible see well, it's kind of it's.
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  Speaker 5: Like a mindful self growth concept, right because we'll ask
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  Speaker 5: yourself this question. Because I am able to go out
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  Speaker 5: and eat at a restaurant by myself, no problem, but
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  Speaker 5: there are a lot of people out there who did
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  Speaker 5: make them uneasy.
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  Speaker 3: So soon you go out to eat by yourself?
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  Speaker 4: Never, no, never done it? Never, I I can't wait,
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  Speaker 4: You've never done it. But I've never rolled into.
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  Speaker 2: An olive garden and pulled up at a booth and
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  Speaker 2: had my little basket of breadsticks all by myself.
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  Speaker 4: I never done lay, you know, like to sit down,
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  Speaker 4: zip in and out.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I am never shocked.
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  Speaker 2: About you habitually single. So like, do you want to
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  Speaker 2: go do things?
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  Speaker 4: If you want to go do things, you are going
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  Speaker 4: to be alone.
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  Speaker 5: But even when I had with family picket fence animal situation,
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  Speaker 5: I when I myself like, I still love to be
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  Speaker 5: by myself.
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  Speaker 4: Done well.
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  Speaker 5: And they're saying like, so this is a new thing
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  Speaker 5: because it goes along with all the stay away from
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  Speaker 5: technology stuff, right, But also they say sitting alone intentionally
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  Speaker 5: dining or sitting alone in public builds quiet confidence.
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  Speaker 3: So that's part of it. Is proves you don't need constant.
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  Speaker 5: Distractions or external validations to feel complete.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not just people.
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  Speaker 5: It is literally being able to sit in silence and
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  Speaker 5: observe what's going around you.
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  Speaker 3: Without having to look at your phone.
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  Speaker 5: And it also say that the anxiety of eating alone
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  Speaker 5: is largely in our heads because we think people are
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  Speaker 5: judging us.
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  Speaker 4: No one notices.
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  Speaker 5: Most people are so absorbed in their own little worlds
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  Speaker 5: like oh no, no, no, no no. So I think that
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  Speaker 5: a lot of people have it in their heads that
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  Speaker 5: eating alone automatically makes them look lonely, makes them look like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, they don't have any friends.
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  Speaker 3: But really it says that.
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  Speaker 5: You know, if you're visibly comfortable being alone in a
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  Speaker 5: public setting, people really look at you as you're secured
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  Speaker 5: and self assured. So I think that it really is
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  Speaker 5: a lot of it is in our minds. But they say,
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  Speaker 5: if you have a struggle with this, like Jeremy, if you.
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  Speaker 4: Think struggling with being alone, well.
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  Speaker 3: People are gonna judge you.
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  Speaker 4: For struggle with being alone, called Frank hazar.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 5: But they say to go try and practice it. Go
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  Speaker 5: sit at a restaurant, put your phone.
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  Speaker 4: Away, so it's it's without your phone without doing that.
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  Speaker 4: I love a.
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  Speaker 6: Good dining alone experience, like, honestly, it's fine. I've been
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  Speaker 6: single too for a long time, Katie, and even with
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  Speaker 6: girlfriends in the past, like I'm not with them constantly,
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  Speaker 6: and you know, a guy gets hungry, So I don't
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  Speaker 6: think I've had a problem with that. But if I'm
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  Speaker 6: just sitting there eating my food looking around at people,
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  Speaker 6: that would get me a little creeped out.
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I love having the phone and.
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  Speaker 6: Being able to just you know, scroll TikTok while I'm
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  Speaker 6: eating my Chick fil a sandwich, you know, but I
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  Speaker 6: think that you do look a little bit creepy.
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  Speaker 3: When you're not looking at your phone.
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  Speaker 6: Well, if you're just eating making eye contact with someone,
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  Speaker 6: you're sitting a love.
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  Speaker 3: In contact, but like looking around and observing.
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  Speaker 2: I would the people across from me in two street
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  Speaker 2: concept awkward eye contact.
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  Speaker 5: But they say, embracing the stillness is part of this,
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, they encourage you to put the phone away,
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  Speaker 5: put the devices, to simply sit with your thoughts and
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  Speaker 5: be fully present.
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  Speaker 3: Thought would So, I guess you don't like it's all
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  Speaker 3: trend buzzy.
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  Speaker 4: It's all trend and I'm on my alone eating journeys.
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  Speaker 3: They say, what it really does.
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  Speaker 5: It re establishes solitude as a form of arrival rather
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  Speaker 5: than an absence of connection.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so there.
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  Speaker 5: You go, Buzzy and trymotivation dot com right now, or
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  Speaker 5: so calling it a power move Jared rather than a
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  Speaker 5: consolation press sitting there.
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  Speaker 4: Shoving breadsticks in your mouth by yourself as a power
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  Speaker 4: movement so powerful.
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  Speaker 2: Have this list in front of me of the things
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  Speaker 2: that dads actually want for Father's Day, and one of
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  Speaker 2: the things on the list is just to be left alone,
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  Speaker 2: so I could smoke meats.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I thought I heard say beef, No.
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  Speaker 4: Beef and smoking meats. Just leave me alone.
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  Speaker 2: That's one of my most favorite things, smoking meat. So
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  Speaker 2: I get it. But yeah, Father's Days on Sundays, Sunday Sundays.
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  Speaker 4: So don't forget like I didn't. Whoops.
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  Speaker 2: And we want to talk about dads and all the
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  Speaker 2: fun things that dads say. So phone lines are wide
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  Speaker 2: open if you want to sound off. Three h three
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  Speaker 2: six nine one sixteen forty nine were some of the
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  Speaker 2: dadisms that dad used to say growing up.
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  Speaker 4: Things he told you that you're kind of like, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know, is that true?
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  Speaker 2: Like will lightning really come through the telephone line and
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  Speaker 2: strike me if I'm talking on the.
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  Speaker 4: Phone, yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Or just funny saints, right, because my dad used to
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  Speaker 5: say the same thing, but it was so funny every
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  Speaker 5: time he said it, and he had a lot of those.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, a lot of different things.
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  Speaker 6: My dad was one of the things, like it made
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  Speaker 6: me believe that like turning on the light in the
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  Speaker 6: car while you were driving at night, you were gonna
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  Speaker 6: get pulled over, right, Like turn that, dad back. Or
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  Speaker 6: you know, if you touch the thermostat or leave a
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  Speaker 6: window open, I'm not you know, cooling down or heating
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  Speaker 6: up the other Dad, the entire neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: Coffee stunt your growth. Yes, I drank a lot of
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  Speaker 4: coffee as a child. Shot it.
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  Speaker 2: So what were some of the fun things that your
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  Speaker 2: dad said to you? Skip the stereotypical ones, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like we're not, you know, cool in the outdoors three
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  Speaker 2: zho three six y nine one sixteen forty nine, calls
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  Speaker 2: and comments. The phone lines are wide open if you
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  Speaker 2: guys want to say off about dad. So what were
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  Speaker 2: some of the ones that your dad said, Katie.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So my dad, whenever he was like not having
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  Speaker 5: something right, when it was just not okay, he would
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  Speaker 5: be like, well, that dog won't hunt, that dog won't
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  Speaker 5: even come out from under the front porch, and he
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  Speaker 5: said it all the time, like constantly. Whenever he didn't
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  Speaker 5: like something, it was, well, that dog won't hunt. That
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  Speaker 5: dog won't even come out from underneath the front porch.
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  Speaker 4: So it doesn't have to be a dog like with dogs. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: it's from North Dakota.
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  Speaker 3: It's from North Dakota.
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  Speaker 5: But for whatever reason is John Wayne kicked in to
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  Speaker 5: tell us about the dog under the porch. But he
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  Speaker 5: also like anytime we asked, hey, Dad, what's for dinner,
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  Speaker 5: he'd say food.
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  Speaker 3: And then when we say hey, well what kind of food?
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  Speaker 5: Dad?
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  Speaker 3: The kind of hate? Those are all the things he
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  Speaker 3: said all the time. And then you lie like a
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  Speaker 3: cheap rod.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's a classic too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so many.
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  Speaker 4: My dad had, so that one. He always used to
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  Speaker 4: say the the I never wanted you. That was a
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  Speaker 4: good one.
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  Speaker 3: Always want.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you're even mine. I think that was funny.
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  Speaker 4: Bring me my whiskey if you need me. I'll be
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  Speaker 4: passed out in the bathtub. That was the car.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't say it, he just did it.
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  Speaker 2: Stop looking at me, Oh, dad, Ron says, my dad
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  Speaker 2: told me if I drove with less than a quarter
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  Speaker 2: tank of gas, all the dirt from the bottom of
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  Speaker 2: the gas tank will get sucked into the engine and
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  Speaker 2: destroy my car instantly.
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  Speaker 4: Geez, Dad, I guess that's Dad's way of telling you
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  Speaker 4: just to put gas in your cars. You always prepared.
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  Speaker 2: My dad used to convince us that every single buffet
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  Speaker 2: put laxatives in the food to keep people from eating
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  Speaker 2: too much.
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  Speaker 4: That was from Jennifer. That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And then Amanda wrote in and said, my dad insisted
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  Speaker 2: every hotel room had hidden microphones, so you needed to
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  Speaker 2: be quiet on vacation.
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  Speaker 4: It's brilliant.
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  Speaker 3: A smart dad moves right.
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  Speaker 4: Dad's my brilliant, Amanda.
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  Speaker 3: Those kids in line, I got to.
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  Speaker 4: Use that one.
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  Speaker 2: What are the things your dad told you? Three zho
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  Speaker 2: three six nine one, sixteen forty nine. Here is Ricky. Hi, Ricky,
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  Speaker 2: welcome to the show. Hi.
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  Speaker 7: How are you well?
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  Speaker 4: We're super dupes. Would your dad used.
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  Speaker 7: To tell you? My dad used to tell me if
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  Speaker 7: you like, had an all nighter for like high school,
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  Speaker 7: and you couldn't finish your homework and you stay up
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  Speaker 7: all night, and then the next day you felt so yucky,
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  Speaker 7: and he'd say, if you don't eat, you've got to sleep.
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  Speaker 7: If you don't sleep, You've got to eat. You got
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  Speaker 7: to feel your body somehow. So even when you feel
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  Speaker 7: crappy when you wake up after you pull them or
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  Speaker 7: you know, all nighter, you have to eat. Oh really,
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  Speaker 7: you all live by it. When I feel crappy, I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: I never got a sleep or eat.
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  Speaker 2: Probably wise to live an excuse to pound a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of food in your face.
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  Speaker 5: I guess I like your dad a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Were you pulling an all night or like studying or partying?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: Either a little bit of both.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, honey, you're hungover again. You need to eat,
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  Speaker 4: mostly not with my dad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good advice. It stuck with you obviously, Ricky.
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  Speaker 4: What was your dad's name, rick rick Wick?
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  Speaker 7: And yeah, yeah, we did that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was we did that, Ricky. Thank you for
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  Speaker 2: the call, really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 7: But happy Father's Day. Have a good thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. All right, if anyone else wants to sound off.
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  Speaker 2: I got two lines right now three h three six
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  Speaker 2: nine one sixteen forty nine.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody on the text line in the four nine eight says,
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  Speaker 2: my dad told me squirrels remember every human they've ever met?
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  Speaker 4: Is that true? Now? Do they hold grudges?
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  Speaker 5: Or something are smart, so I'd leave to It's the truth, right.
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  Speaker 2: Samantha rode in and said, my dad always told us
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  Speaker 2: if you swallowed a fruit sticker, doctors would have to
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  Speaker 2: surgically remove it. I was terrified of stickers on apples
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  Speaker 2: for years.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one. Hi, Gregory, Hey, how's going well?
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  Speaker 4: We're super dupes, buddy. What did your dad used to say?
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  Speaker 8: I guess it's not really a funny one. But he
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  Speaker 8: always told me to keep my eyes on the price.
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  Speaker 4: Keep your eye on the prize, work harder, right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, had me focus on the main goal
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  Speaker 8: behind what I'm trying to achieve.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what's your main goal right now? Gregory?
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  Speaker 8: Staying clean and sober?
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  Speaker 2: Had a boy I on the prize, Gregory, good luck
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  Speaker 2: by friend, all right, good luck.
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  Speaker 4: Appreciate you, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: A couple more on the text line, my dad said
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  Speaker 2: every shopping cart with a wobbly wheel was deliberately made
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  Speaker 2: that way to slow down shoplifters.
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  Speaker 3: Sticky fingers, just watch out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, every shopping carts like that. Let's see here.
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  Speaker 2: Chris wrote in and said, my dad claimed that all
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  Speaker 2: gas stations get their gas from the exact same giant
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  Speaker 2: underground gas tank.
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  Speaker 4: I believed it for years. Okay, that's damn funny.
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  Speaker 5: That is unbelievable, right, like you would all believe that.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: For me, my dad was always lecturing about never mowing
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  Speaker 2: the lawn when there's wet grass, if the grass is a.
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  Speaker 4: Little bit dewey or anything.
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  Speaker 2: He swore to me every time, if you do that,
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  Speaker 2: you will slide underneath the lawnmower and it will slice
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  Speaker 2: your legs off. Oh yeah, I still think about this day.
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  Speaker 2: When I go out and try to mow the lawn,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, is it dry?
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  Speaker 4: Is it dry? I don't want to lose.
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  Speaker 3: A foot gory, like I know, right, my dad just
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  Speaker 3: said it RUMs the blade. But you're dude, said.
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  Speaker 4: You will die les off me yuh my goodness, I mean.
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  Speaker 9: Up hi, Hi, good morning, Well, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Tell us about your dad. What did he tell you?
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  Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, well, it's it's hard. He'sn't gone a
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  Speaker 9: long time. But growing up, I was daddy's girl and
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  Speaker 9: it was only me and my brother, right, And so
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  Speaker 9: he would go Instead of saying no to me, he
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  Speaker 9: would say, we'll see donna, kay, And I knew that
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  Speaker 9: meant no, and I was like, who in the hell
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  Speaker 9: is Donna Kay? There's only two of us?
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever find that out? What that meant?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, I go.
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  Speaker 9: I used to watch Sit Comes with his dad. There's
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  Speaker 9: no characters named Donna Kay, you know, And I was like,
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  Speaker 9: where in the hell did he get that? You know,
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  Speaker 9: It's like, where is that coming from? Yeah? That was
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  Speaker 9: my dad thing.
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  Speaker 8: To this day.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that such a parent thing?
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  Speaker 8: Though?
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  Speaker 2: Like every kid eventually finds out that will c means no,
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  Speaker 2: it's not happening.
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  Speaker 3: No, exactly.
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: In a favorite right, he had his lady easy, you know,
• 15:58
  Speaker 9: it's like, don't get it all freaked out, don't.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Much love to you and your family and thoughts of
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: your dad's this Sunday all right.
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: All right, y'all, thanks to you, Thank you.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Have a good day.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: A couple more that came in on the text line.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: My dad always told us that every family has one
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: designated person who's naturally good at finding parking spots, and
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: it was only him. What Okay, that's a strange one.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: And this one made me laugh. Who was it? Andy
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: wrote in.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: My dad told me not to whistle indoors because it
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: confused the smoke detectors. That's a dad right there that
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: is sick of his kids whistling in the house. I
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: guarantee you that guaranteed.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Sharon called in.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Hi, Sharon, good morning, Well, good morning to you.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: So what are the fun things your dad used to
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: tell you?
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: My father, when my mom and my dad would be
• 16:53
  Speaker 9: watching TV, he would start jozing off and my mom
• 16:57
  Speaker 9: would look over and be like, Arnie, you need to
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: make up. He'd be like.
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: I'm not fall asleep. I'm just resting my eyes.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, Arnie, you're a liar.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: You know you're sleeping.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Arnie's a liar. That is a dad classic right there.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes. Sharon, that's funny.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Here's Chris. Hi, Chris, welcome to the show.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Good morning. This is hilarious.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: All right, what's your what's your fun dad story?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, my dad was a sheriff for many, many years,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: and from the time I can just remember being like
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: four or five years old, he would always look at
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: me when I was doing something wrong and he would say,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: if you ever go to jail, don't call me. I'm
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: not gonna bail you out.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: At four years old, you were into some stuff though.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah well yeah I was.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a little nipper snicker and I still am,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: so you know. But I paid out of jail, so
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: it was good advice.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, he kept you scared, scared straight you never shoplift
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: ever again. She waited till she was seven to start shopping.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you everybody for your calls and comments. Absolutely fantastic.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: We appreciate you listening.