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#216 An "Adults Only" Error · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I was having a fantastic morning. It was a great
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  Speaker 1: morning congratulation at eight hours sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa wow.
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  Speaker 1: The kids were up and about. They're like, Daddy, I'll
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  Speaker 1: get breakfast and I was like, fucking yeah, you will,
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: about time. And it was just everything was humming along
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  Speaker 1: nicely until I smelled something. Oh fuck, what is that?
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  Speaker 1: Where is that coming from? Buster has done? Poor old
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  Speaker 1: guy's getting very old now he's almost twelve, could be thirteen.
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  Speaker 1: Not sure. He's done a massive shit in the house,
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  Speaker 1: on the floor, but just like.
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  Speaker 2: A like a regular shit, like not like a I've
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  Speaker 2: got the RUMs.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, you know, it was a couple of
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  Speaker 1: little big nugget. It's a big boy's forte Quilo's Buster.
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  Speaker 1: He's a bull arrab, massive dog. And it was just
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  Speaker 1: a little few droppings and I thought to myself, thank god,
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  Speaker 1: it's just on the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Should we start to show.
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  Speaker 1: Finally, Welcome back to two Doing Dads. I am aj
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  Speaker 1: and I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 1: It is the good, this is the bad and the
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  Speaker 1: relatable and Ash, what don't we do?
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  Speaker 2: We do it all except give it on your face,
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  Speaker 2: don't fuck it?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, So I thought Luckily it's just being contained to
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  Speaker 1: the wooden floors, which are easy to clean up on
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  Speaker 1: the wooden floors. And then Lolla wanders over, Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: and she's like starts kicking her leg and she's stepped
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  Speaker 1: in ship onto the rug and then she's now kicking
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  Speaker 1: it because it's all between her toes and on her foot.
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  Speaker 1: So sh it's just gone fucking everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Got to be with the One of the worst feelings
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  Speaker 2: is when dog pood goes through your.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, stop moving, stop kicking, and she's like
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  Speaker 1: she just cut his impulse to just kick her leg,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like foxing now shit smushed into the rug.
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  Speaker 1: And also I was looking around and I started it
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  Speaker 1: was like an Easter egg hunt, but for shit, because
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  Speaker 1: then there was a nugget on the couch. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: he's obviously who that was not mine? So the ship everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: So I washed Lola's foot. You know this put us
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  Speaker 1: right back.
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  Speaker 2: I would have, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, it really did put a big dint on the schedule.
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  Speaker 1: I was running away ahead of time, like April fools, gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: So washed Lola. I come back and then Nana bless her.
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  Speaker 1: Nana's then cleaning up the ship. Good, good for her,
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  Speaker 1: she needs the exercise.
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  Speaker 2: She looks she gonna start pulling away. Now she's fine, she's.
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  Speaker 1: I did recouped. I did say, did you take that
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  Speaker 1: buster for a ship yesterday? And she was like, don't
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  Speaker 1: blow me for this.
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  Speaker 2: That's guilt, that's a guilty part.
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  Speaker 1: I was so guilty. And then I go upstairs to
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  Speaker 1: get my uniform. You know, Gussie boy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was That was fucking water.
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  Speaker 1: That was that was.
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  Speaker 2: You really enjoyed that.
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  Speaker 1: Gone?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, because you're like, I just I love try
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  Speaker 2: to let it out of sidelight.
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  Speaker 1: Lit release back of natural flavor. That nothing gets past me.
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  Speaker 2: You're staring straight at me.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm upstairs and the kids, their room is carpeted,
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I just felt this feeling
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  Speaker 1: on my foot. I look down and I've got ship
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  Speaker 1: all on my foot. That didn't realize that I've been
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  Speaker 1: walking through the house and now I've gotten ship on
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  Speaker 1: the carpet upstairs. This ship's just everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my godness, dog, Crea is one of those things.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's never truly gone.
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  Speaker 1: It's never true, it's never truly gone. It's one of
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  Speaker 1: those things, just like heurpies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's wise dormant. And then all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden it's just like, how's that I'm here? Like
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  Speaker 2: Iggy my dog did, like a diary pool on the tiles,
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  Speaker 2: stuck in the ground forever teethbrush April. Oh, so what like,
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  Speaker 2: what's the plan now? Just sell a house, put Buster down?
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  Speaker 2: That was yeah, and he also to be cheaper though,
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  Speaker 2: because he doesn't have all his limbs, be cheaper to
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  Speaker 2: put him down. Do you think it would Yeah, I'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, we'll give you a twenty five percent discount
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  Speaker 2: because it's only got seventy leg'll.
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  Speaker 1: Pass out quicker. Sorry, we will never do that to
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  Speaker 1: bust that. But he knows when he's done something wrong,
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  Speaker 1: and he's all sheepish.
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  Speaker 2: And music and he's so big it can't be.
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  Speaker 1: He's under the table and he won't look at you,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like Jesus Christ. Anyway, welcome back, welcome back, Ash,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, it's good to be back. May I just
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  Speaker 1: say something? Yeah, okay, yes, you know one of us
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  Speaker 1: sitting here right now has just flown to Japan to
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  Speaker 1: watch the Formula One. Yeah you know what kind of
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  Speaker 1: person likes formula one. I tell you who me someone
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  Speaker 1: with a lot of money? WHOA? And can I just
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  Speaker 1: say I've come and wearing brand new shoes that you've
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  Speaker 1: bought on your Japan trip. And just again, not to
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  Speaker 1: put on the spot, but what type of seat did
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  Speaker 1: you have returning back from Japan? Ash? Go on? Go on?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let me give you the story. No no, no,
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  Speaker 2: no no, let me give the story.
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  Speaker 1: Answer a simple question, I what did you fly? Ash?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: What did you fly?
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  Speaker 2: You're going to feel really bad when I finished this.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to feel really bad. This bullying needs to stop.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not bullying.
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  Speaker 2: What do you call it?
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  Speaker 1: That questioning, interrogating, pointing out the facts.
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  Speaker 2: I did, in fact fly Philippine Airlines business the cheapest
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  Speaker 2: that I could find as a little reward to myself
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  Speaker 2: for getting to one hundred and fifteen days of sobriety. Fair, fair, okay,
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  Speaker 2: because I thought I've earned this.
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  Speaker 1: That was it.
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  Speaker 2: But the rest of the time I stayed in capsules.
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  Speaker 2: It was like twenty dollars a night from his I
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  Speaker 2: stayed in a love hotel, Matthew, which we'll get to.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, business class and it was lovely, but I
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  Speaker 2: had to fly an extra. I got the cheapest one,
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  Speaker 2: and I instead of being a ten hour journey, seventeen
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  Speaker 2: hours worth it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Well, I'm just saying it must be nice can
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  Speaker 1: fly overseas. I watch a Formula one race to then
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  Speaker 1: return home business class and your brand new shoes, the shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Has really got you in it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you want the shoes? No, no, no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: just I spotted the new shoes.
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  Speaker 2: And then you're like, are they women's shoes? Sorry, but
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  Speaker 2: bullying is relentless. You're lucky we don't have a hate apartment.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when we first met. You know, you're eating
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  Speaker 1: food out of the garbage bin.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I know what, I'm a fun time guy. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still doing that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And then now you're like, oh god, tell you what's
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: really annoying getting a super yacht service. Oh god, it's
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  Speaker 1: so expensive?
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  Speaker 2: Bit rich?
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  Speaker 1: Hard to keep it? I mean, bit rich, isn't it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not what it is. I'm not flying business class.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here appealing to our listeners with relatable content.
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  Speaker 2: I don't appreciate being attacked.
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  Speaker 1: Ashes talking about how expensive rolexes are.
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  Speaker 2: I've earned it. Okay, I how dare I treat my
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  Speaker 2: I flew economy over?
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  Speaker 1: Does that make it any better? No?
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  Speaker 2: And it was the cheapest I could possibly do. They
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  Speaker 2: pretty much were like, lie on the floor that was
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  Speaker 2: my flatbed?
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  Speaker 1: May I ask the highlight and the low light of Japan.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to get into this a little later
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  Speaker 2: as that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, oh sorry, yeah, of course sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I've moved it from housekeeping as it moved okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: to the listeners out there, it was in housekeeping. I
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  Speaker 2: thought it was more important than that because Vick's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, this is shitty trick because we can
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  Speaker 2: go to housekeeping.
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  Speaker 1: People haven't people have started to notice that housekeeping is
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  Speaker 1: getting a little bit loose. We have picked up on
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  Speaker 1: those comments and here's a jingle. We will tighten up
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  Speaker 1: housekeeping it really dare they? Laura had a fortieth She
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  Speaker 1: did she looks great? If she does look great? Really good,
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  Speaker 1: really good. I posted a video what happened to you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick at the moment, bro just all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And also I'll stop.
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  Speaker 2: Someone did can we put it to rest?
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  Speaker 1: Ye?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Someone did say at the party, people are arriving and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm very cold.
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  Speaker 2: I realized it was a dress up party. Come on,
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  Speaker 2: last one, last one, last one.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. You're just like the general who's like, let's
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  Speaker 1: called peace. And then I'm like, thank you, and I
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  Speaker 1: turned around. You ship in the bag. So people are
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  Speaker 1: arriving at the party and I was saying, being polite,
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  Speaker 1: I would say, don't hug me, I'm a bit sick.
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  Speaker 1: And one person goes again born she was like, you
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  Speaker 1: were sick last time I was here, and that was
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  Speaker 1: six months ago. I was like, I'm doing the best
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  Speaker 1: I can.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong now? What's wrong with you? Now? I got
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: Poppy's coughs, just lingering, isn't that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And then because I worked so hard painting a
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  Speaker 1: fucking fence.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I did great technique. I was going to say
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  Speaker 2: that a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: People came at me if you didn't follow my stories.
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  Speaker 1: I painted a pine fence, the back fence. The back fence,
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  Speaker 1: i'd say seven meters. I thought it was going to
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  Speaker 1: take me like half an hour. Took me like five hours.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite course, the timber, very coarse, does take time.
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  Speaker 2: Spray gun, yeah, but then you've got to spend this
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  Speaker 2: is the thing. Okay. Two things either get stuck into
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  Speaker 2: the painting okay, and there's less prep time, or there's
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  Speaker 2: more prep time and you spray it, so you either
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  Speaker 2: way you're gonna have it comes out in the wash.
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  Speaker 2: Well said thank you, not in the not in the
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  Speaker 2: literal wash, because paints really hard to get out of
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  Speaker 2: your T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Correct. Correct. But the party was good. It's one of
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  Speaker 1: those things that organizing it. Don't tell Laura this. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, fucking hell, you know, trying to get.
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  Speaker 2: The doesn't listen to us.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to get the house ready for a party. Every
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  Speaker 1: like non important item like you know, the bowl of
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  Speaker 1: just random ship that.
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  Speaker 2: You have on the bench, like filingam, where does that go?
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  Speaker 1: Put all in Nana's room?
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  Speaker 2: Every time I go to your house, everything's using Nana's room.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like helloh.
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  Speaker 1: And with that babysitter, she said what time do you
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  Speaker 1: want to stay until? And I said, look, ten o'clock
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  Speaker 1: at the latest, and she goes, just no, I can
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  Speaker 1: stay later if you need. And I was like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: ten o'clock. We'll all be wrapped up. And she's like, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So Rara is Laura's old to ego and Rara came
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  Speaker 1: out on Saturday night nice, and she had a lot
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  Speaker 1: to drink, so much.
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  Speaker 2: So Laura told me she wasn't gonna drink on her birthday.
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  Speaker 1: She fucking drank lya wow, and she was quite lubricated
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: the back of the house, singing quite loudly that at
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  Speaker 1: midnight they got egged. They got egged by the neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the teens, the local teens.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then one of the guests started barking.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, and they're just like
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  Speaker 2: singing duel at the top of it.
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  Speaker 1: And then not to point this out, sorry Laura, she
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: couldn't get out of bed on Sunday, which is very fair.
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  Speaker 1: Also great to have that up my back pocket.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, upe you aware?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, up my sleeve, down my sleeve and up my
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: bum I mean grated out that up my asshole in
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  Speaker 1: case I need it. And so then on Monday I
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: was dropping Lola at school and it goes, how was
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  Speaker 1: Laura's fortieth And then Lola chimes and he goes, perhaps
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  Speaker 1: she couldn't get out of bed on Sunday. She was
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  Speaker 1: in the until six pm. Six pm.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the poor thing.
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  Speaker 1: I've never I'm never drinking again. I'm like, we all know.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone says that on Monday. Yeah, like I said that,
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  Speaker 2: what twenty years on Monday, I'm not drinking again. And
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  Speaker 2: then I'm like, I can smell it. Give me one.
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  Speaker 2: But no, it looked fun. Bummed I missed it. I
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  Speaker 2: did message saying I'm sorry that I missed it. April
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  Speaker 2: thought she wasn't invited. I said that she wasn't, so
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  Speaker 2: let's run with that, which.
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  Speaker 1: She was obviously would know.
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  Speaker 2: She wasn't, like, no, they hate you. No, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know this one. I said, yeah, I was obviously I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to make you go on your own. She
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  Speaker 2: was like, I wouldn't. Good props to her. She did,
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  Speaker 2: yeah that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How many people were there?
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  Speaker 1: I want to say about I'm very bad with numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Could have been thirty, could have been a.
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  Speaker 2: Hundreds, so it would have been quite noisy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a bit noisy.
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  Speaker 2: Convenient that your neighbor Ronda passed away a week before
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  Speaker 2: the party, and she is renowned for noise, complaining, how
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  Speaker 2: dare you?
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  Speaker 1: Well, how dare you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not speculating.
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  Speaker 1: Anything speaking ill of those who have passed I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Not speaking ill of her.
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  Speaker 1: I think I've done that.
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  Speaker 2: I think that this is suspicious.
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  Speaker 1: You think I loved her. I loved her like a
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  Speaker 1: family member.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, what about when you gave the kids
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: ice cream right at bedtime.
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  Speaker 1: But never did?
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Don't mate, don't try and out memory.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Tell you what it is always better than yours. Sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that. He is a little bit handy having those
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: extra bins next door.
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  Speaker 2: It's all stacking up now that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you, I mean, it's am I a bad person?
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  Speaker 3: Are you just going to go on and take her
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  Speaker 3: food as well?
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Let's move on.
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  Speaker 2: You did say you called the cops, said, what are
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: they doing with all the food?
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  Speaker 1: I was going to clear a fridge out?
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  Speaker 2: I bet you were a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a nice guy.
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  Speaker 2: There's fucking crumbs everywhere. The cops have just follow it
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  Speaker 2: back to your house, and you're like, you're in Nana's room, mama,
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  Speaker 2: And that was like, wasn't fucking me.
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  Speaker 3: Very good?
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, let me ask to get this there
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  Speaker 2: go on. Originally was Ronder invited, No, this is stacking O.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Call the police.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: You haven't murder at her? No you didn't. It was
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: an accident. She pooped herself to death.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ash, you said something a couple of
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, which has got a lot of people very confused.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: I say a lot of things. I'm gonna be honest,
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  Speaker 2: so you're gonna have a jog my memory.
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  Speaker 1: You had a crack at me for the fact that
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: my children have a cold sausage in their lunch box.
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  Speaker 1: And I just for the record, want to make sure
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: that all the parents and non parents who listen, who
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: may enjoy a cold, barbecued bit of meat the following day,
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  Speaker 1: that is one hundred percent completely normal.
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  Speaker 2: You've missed this completely. I like a cold sausage the
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  Speaker 2: next day, okay, But I just think it traveling to
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  Speaker 2: school with a child.
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  Speaker 1: Why what's the difference? If you can eat a sausage,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: can the sausage can only be eaten in the kitchen?
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  Speaker 1: Is like working your sausage.
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  Speaker 2: I think once the sausage is cooked, it shouldn't leave
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: where it was cooked. It's just eaten.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: It can't travel. A cook sausage cannot travel.
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  Speaker 2: No, that is just it's just the way I feel.
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  Speaker 2: That's my That's how I feel about what has happened.
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  Speaker 3: Trauma.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, talk about let's get back into my trauma.
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  Speaker 2: How much time we got.
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  Speaker 1: I just think kids need the protein, don't get me wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like that, you can have that sausage at home.
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  Speaker 1: I will say it was a bit weird when I
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: was a kid. My mum used to wrap it in
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: our foil and squirt tomato sauce and then wrapped the
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: sausage and the sauce together in the alfoil, and that
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  Speaker 1: was a bit I did like the sauce, but it
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: was like it was like having a bloody dick in
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: your hand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like did you not like maybe put next to it?
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to sit there with like a
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: smallus board my sausage of like, ok, I must here,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I've got my bubby sauce here. I'm like dipping on.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually more normal than unwrapping a fully sourced up
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  Speaker 2: sausage and you're just like a slipping out of your hands,
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Like what sorry, I can't keep hold the sausage.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Kids in there with the venimite sandwiches and I'm just
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: there with a big old brut ferst fucking sauce.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Where's an end? Does' what I mean?
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Like my mum hated me. So she's like.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Some kid chewing on a tea bone today, He's like
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: my mum wrapped it in mushroom sauce. Stak, Diane. I
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: just think it's a bit like I'm just not into it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Fair and last, Oscar turns around and go all the
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: other kids got sausages. I want to saw you. Don't
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: you better fucking learn how to cook one? They're big,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: big guy.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Hey, question says here one of life's greatest achievements.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually I wanted to ask you about one
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: of last greatest honors and achievements. As part of that,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I want to ask you are your kids named after anyone?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Poppy is because of Laura's dad's mother. Her name is Poppy.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Lola Rose is my mum's mother. And Marley May no Vick.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Do you think Marley May is because of Tony May.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know, because Tony May is named after her
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: the May.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: The maybe is the maybe. It's it's the same for.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Both, isn't it They're both named after the same person?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Wrong? Okay? Wrong? Fake news? Fake news. Her middle name
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: is my mum's maiden last name.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Gotcha, okay?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Confirming out, I just want to put it out there.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Marley May in yours and Tony May.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of thought in those names. I'm just saying,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: what about your kids. Oscar he's named after Oscar Langbern.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: He's a surfer. Macy. It was between Macy and Lucy
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: and we just stepped on Macy and was that that'll.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Do middle names?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I suppose middle names like Macey. Elizabeth.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: April had a older sister who passed away during birth.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: That's okay, Elizabeth. So they're all Elizabeth. Oscar is William.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Oscar William Wicks. William is my grandfather, Oscar William.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I'm also William.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: That is a beautiful name.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So that's the thing. It's the highest honor.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: And Vic actually has bring something to my attention. Vic,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: would you like to fill us in? Yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: So I had a photo shoot on the weekend with
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: a client who said that she named her son after you.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: After me, Maddie j Yeah, the highest is the highest
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: honor to have someone named after you.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Hang on a second, but it's matt.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: So she named her son Matthew, but she calls him
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Maddie like I've known him since he was a baby,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: and every time I've met it's Maddie. And then his
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: middle name is now John, so he's literally Maddie j surname.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I'm about to have an orgasm.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I even love that. I love I know, and it
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: is really a high honor.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Can I meet her?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, well she's actually right.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Wow, Oh my goodness.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Congratulations. That's better than any.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Other award that Are there any more of them out there? Well?
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: She find out everyone's named after me.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Actually my mother's maiden name is Ashton, so but I
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: go by ash which she hates.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: But no one.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think anyone would be named after me yet
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: the start of partition. Oh actually no, there is my
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: year six teacher. His name was mister Cox. I found
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: out later on that he named his kid Ashton after me.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I was one of his students. I was a shithead though, Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I got on with him. He was a cool guy.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Look look at us, look at us.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: True, it's better than being knighted, I reckon.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: P Oh, yeah, I've been knighted.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: So if someone comes up to you and goes, hey,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I just want to let you know. And I did
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: this with Oscar Lang. But I met him. I was
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: like hey, and he's quite a young guy. He was
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: a young grommit kids surfer that had this edit out
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: and but I just really liked the name and he
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: was a group. He was a stylishirt. It was great.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: And I met him at the surf shop and I
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: was like hey, and he was like fucking weird.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: It out and you were like, I love you.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Then my child after Yeah, I was like that's okay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just like the local crazy person. I was like laugh,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: like I think it's a high on. So congratulations, thank
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: you so much. There.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: That is a beautiful story and this has made my day.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: No problems, You're welcome.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Ash Yeah, present, you're missing out on a lot of
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: crazy business that's going on. In the group chat for
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: parents at school, no, I'm not trying to dig code
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: information from children. Late last night, one parent writes in
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: the KINDI group chat and says, did you guys get
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the message from your child about what to bring the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: school tomorrow? And parents are going, what what are you
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: talking about? And they're like, I'm trying to figure out.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I'm getting like little I'm trying to decode the messages
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: from my child bring something to school that is sentimental okay,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: And people are like, I actually heard that you're meant
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: to bring a photo to school, and sound's like, okay, photo,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: So she can't send. So parents now collectively late at night,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to decode everyone's bringing forward what information, what
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: nugget they have from their own child, being like it
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: needs to be something that is like a family heirloom.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Everyone's like okay at that to the mix of clues
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: wrapping it out. I'm like, wake up, Lola, and I'm like, Lola,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: what did what did you teacher say about we have
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: to bring to school? And she goes, I can't remember,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: like it, I.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Don't remember March today.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I fucking don't.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I could just I could just picture after dinner entertainment,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: everyone trying to decode something a child has said.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: But also, I mean, the teachers are hard working, but
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: they printed out You can't give a child information expect
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: me to retain that information and regurgitate it at the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: end of school.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: They need like a notice board that gives you a notification.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I need that in the classroom. They're like, okay, don't
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: forget to tell your parents that you need to bring
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: a fairly heirloom bang notification. And then when Lola comes,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: she's like, we've got to take something to school. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: was like, what, I don't know something old man your time, Shane.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: So we sent Nana to school this morning.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Perfect and I like, not that old, Sorry Nana? Sorry?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Have you had that with Oscar's Oscar? Like, did you
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: ever have like, Dad, I need to bring like something
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: alive tomorrow, an animal? A pet? Does he ever have?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Imagine take your pet to school day? Like if that
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: was real, like full full school of pet that be.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Can't have that in rerural schools.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Well there's only three people who live out there. So yeah,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: April deals with all that. She's part of the But
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I haven't had to decode yet, but I'm looking.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Forward to it. To the decoding.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: It'd be mazy that I'll have to decode for because
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Oscar come shut up and he's pretty good on detail,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: too much detail, And she's like, eh, no, what does
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: that mean?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Just really quick, if when I see your funny video
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: going to the Facebook group, there is dash cam footage, yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: of a car crash happening. I think everyone's okay and
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: we're talking about gray hairs and our ballsack and.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: The audio in the background of it the gray hairs
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: right now that they're streaming through my.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Gray hairs on my balls out gray hairs and my cat.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: The grains are coming sticking fast, which as his car
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: goes to a red light and crashes it to other cars. Again,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: not funny. If anyone anyone's hurt. Let's hope that everyone
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: is fine.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I heard the driver lost their ballsack. No, yeah, I
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: hope everyone's fine too. But that was very fine.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: She was like, it was so awkward when I had
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: to send in the footage as evidence.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: So that's out there, that's in a police Filey. I
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: love that we made it. Yeah, to do is get
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: someone named after me and breaking news.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: What do we got? What do you got for?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: A new study from leading sports scientists has found parents
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: can burn up to three thousand calories getting their kids
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: dressed for school. The study of a thousand families found
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: that the endless pleading, chasing, shouting, and rushing around after
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: kids can increase parents' energy levels comparable to running a marathon.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: And the more kids you have, Maddie are.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Going to say, comparable to running a marathon.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You say so, the research says, oh, sorry.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Research, Yeah, this is legit from Instagram, And the more
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: kids you have, the more calories you burn, with families
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: of three or more burning over four thousand calories. But
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: for many, the study confirms what parents everywhere already knew.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Getting kids ready for school is an endurance sport.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, if this was the case, I would be so
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: skinny right now.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: That's steff. I'm comparable who you eat four packs of
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Oreos every fucking day?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then if I burn, wouldn't you if you
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: burned three thousand calories every morning trying to get your.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Kids to look at me? I've been to the gym
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: in months.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I like the wording that they were like families burned
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: three thousand calories, so that means everyone collectively burns that amount.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I love when Ash did breaking news, he was like
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: he would just have the most random facts, and now
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: he's on the other end and he's like, let me
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: at Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I just want to know where the data came from. Instagram.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Of course it's legit.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I think your heart rate would spike. My heart rate's
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: definitely elevated.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Three thousand calories is a lot.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: How many would you burn in a day?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: You would only eat like two and a half thousand
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: calories if you were bulking bro a capable.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: There should just be gym classes out there where there's
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: no machines. All it is is like a child, a
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: random child, some school uniform, a bowl of breakfast, and
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: a toothbrush, and for half an hour, you're just going
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: to chase around the kid, be like, put your on
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I hate your breakfast, brush your teeth.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I was on like a four hundred meter athletics track,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: just running around around. It's like, okay, we're going to
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: do three laps of telling him to brush their teeth. Okay,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: go Jason, this kid around. Look, I think great research, plausible.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Well I just quickly looked because obviously you're questioning my news.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't know your research.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, but it says running at a fast
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: pace for three hours burns three thousand calories. And I
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: have to say, from the moment my kids wake up
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: until the moment I dropped them off, that is about
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: three or four hours. And by the end I'm fucking tired.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I get you, Okay, I'm just not three thousand.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to may I may I check my garment,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: opportunity to check his. I'm just going to see what
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: curly cut. Well, watch your sleep school calorie caraly calorie jesus.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Watch your sleep school.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Don't have a sleep schore? Eight hours last night? How much?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Rem Oh? Very good? Two hours fifty any opportunity to
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: talk about Okay, looking at the calorie so far? I
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: did Laura without the door very early. So stress is
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: twenty six? Whatever that means? Oh, calorie is burnt so far?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Only one and fifty nine. That's quite a lot though,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, confirming that is no gym. That is
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: just me getting the kids ready for school. Okay.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Your stairs in your house, yeah yeah, it must be nice.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: But going up and understand I get that, like stairs
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: a good incidental. It is a good incidental. Yeah, good
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: stretch too of the calf.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Vic, Thank you as well.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you Vick. You really opened up the parent's eyes
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: to how many calories they can and cannot burn between
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: the hours of waking up and going to school.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: That he's gone four and eighty, hasn't he?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: You can cancel that membership then I have already canceled it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I don't have one jokes on you Japan.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Tell me about Japan.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Japan was great, man, I went solo, Meta made over
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: There Beach, lovely guy. So me and him did a
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: little trip together because April's going on a little holiday
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: this year on our own without me with her girlfriends.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: It's nice to be asked as well to go on
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: these trips.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask you because you say yes and then
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: the day before I can't make it, Oh my god.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Or you'd book a hotel for a year in advance.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: They're like, so this is the next year.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: When I got my holiday, I will extend the invitation
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to yourself.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. I can't wait to say no to that. No,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't think you would ever want to come. And
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: you also have a newborn, and I'm respectful of your family.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you, situation, whatever that may be. We know what
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: that is pretty public. You know you married to Laura,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: who's got a big audience.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: A lot of people listen to our podcast.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: It's not very good though.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Hey, I like it. Get out Where do we start?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Tokyo very busy. I found out it's like forty one
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: million people live in that city.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: That's a lot.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: That's great, But I'd reckon, I didn't see a single child.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Are they just spawning as adults? How does it work?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: There's no kids there at a school? I don't know,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: but I thought, you don't like you like you expect
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: to see, you know, families and stuff that no, Like
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I saw the odd kid here and there. I was
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: very shocked with that.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Interesting observation.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was observation number one. Yep, number two. We
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: did the Fast and the furious car meet, you know,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: like in the Tokyo drift where they all meet in
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: that car.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Honestly, the car park itself is so impressive. It's just
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: a truck stop. But you wind down these roads, it's
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: like a coliseum and you're like in the middle. It's
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: no phone reception. It's like a dead zone. What you
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: do is you go on like a driving tour where
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: they drive very fast. Is it like an organized The
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: tour that you do is organized, but the meat happens
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: all the time. Lewis Hamilton was there like two days before.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I was there in for forty Wow, which was crazy,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Like that's crazy, Like me going there not so crazy.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I realized is this guy.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: But it was like, you're geting the cart, but you're
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: doing one hundred and eighty two hundred ks an hour
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: on the freeway with all these other Japanese import cars
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: that are like crossing each other.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: It was, and that sounds risky.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: There was, Yeah, there was risky because at one point
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I realized I didn't have travel insurance, and I was like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: maybe just slow down a little bit. Everyone's like, go fast.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I got great insurance, and I'm like, oh, I got
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: kids at home, like so do we. So we did
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: that and then we went. I got a bullet training
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: for the first time, which was fast. But also, don't
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: if you scare easy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I saw your video you come with that was I've
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: seen better acting on pornhub.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know what porn is. He's been canceled.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: You're doing a little like when you get scared when
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: you go past something on a.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Train, but honestly, like you'll be looking out the window
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: and then these things go three hundred and fifty ks
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: an hour very fast. Scare the shit out of me
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: every time for three hours.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: You don't scare easily.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I do like little things like that. Yeah, dating a
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: couple of capsule hotels. Try to do a thing a
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: little bit different. We rented a car. You see our car.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I saw the car.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: It was cube the thing. I could walk faster. It
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: was seriously so slow, but it was like a lot
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: of fun to be in, like a weird little We
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: went to the f one. But like you know how
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: we always talk about when you go on a holiday
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: without kids, it's like, oh, yeah, I'm going on you know,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: kid free holiday. I sort of went to the next
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: level of that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I booked a hotel that I thought kids weren't allowed
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: in Okay. So I booked this hotel called an adult's
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: only hotel, thinking oh, there's no kids, great, charged by
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: the hour. No, But once I did turn up, I
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: realized what I had actually booked, which was a Japanese
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: style brothel.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: So I was like, thank god, there's no kids here.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: What's different in a brothel hotel then you would get
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: in a normal hotel any.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Freaked of sex? No really? So walking it was nighttime
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: because we went to the race first and checked in after,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: and it was in this on top of this hill
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: in this really like nowhere town in the middle of Japan.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I don't think I saw a single person in the area.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: There's like two or three hotels that obviously do the
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: same thing, which is you book your book a room
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: by the hour or by the night or whatever you
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: want to do. But pull up. It's got like these
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: really skanky I'm going to use the word skanky a
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: lot here.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I've not heard you you skanky before.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I'm going to use it a lot. Now catch up
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: a skanky awnings right with like red lights under it,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: and then you pull in. There's an entrance and an
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: exit door that are separate.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: You walk in.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: It's like really old daycore, Like I'm talking like a swinger,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Like you think swing a daycorps. They still have shad
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: carpet those freaks. If you're a swinger out there, good
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: for you. Look in. I'm like, where's a reception. Reception
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: is like curtained off. You can't see a thing because
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: there's like a little hole. And I was like, trying
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: to look in, you can't see anyone. Just a hand
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: comes out of nowhere a gloriole.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: And I was like Okay, I didn't check in with
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: any documentation or anything like that. They just gave me
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: a key like go. And what they do is they
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: must press a button that makes all the lights flicker
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: on to give you directions to where you meant to
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: be going.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: So cool.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: It was creepy because we didn't know that maybe that
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: gets you in the mood. Maybe some others they might
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: be into light play. I don't know.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: And did you and Beach, did you guys share a
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: y share a bed? Yeah?
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, So we get up there and you open the
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: door and it's got like the wet room that would
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: be usually take your shoes off, take your jacket off
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: there and go into the room. Was actually a service room,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: so I had a little peep hole and a side
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: door that if anything you needed during your sexual romp,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: they would open it up like a prison. Opened it up,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: slide it in, shut it down. Okay, walk into this room.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: There's a love bath. It's stank like what it just
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: stunk like cleaning products, sex and cigarettes. And the mattress
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: was about an inch thick. Not that there's a lot
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: of sleeping going on there. Other than when me and
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Beach said that there was a stay in room vibrator.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: What Yeah? Yeah, there was condocts everywhere.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: The same way that you have like a hair drive. Yeah,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: there was a room vibrator. Oh my god, did you
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: use it?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I got a message?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And then how many nice did you stay there?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Two nights?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: How much sex did you have?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: What? None? Thank god? And the only thing on TV
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: was porn. It was a very strange experience. Okay, so
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: there was one point there where I'm sitting there and
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I'm doing scrolling my phone and each turned the TV on,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: not knowing it was only Pawn turned it on and
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I hit his gasp because that's our room on the TV.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: They had filmed the pawn that was on the TV.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: That's cool, but it it was already a night after
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: we'd slept, and I was like, oh my god, I
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: don't think I'm gonna be able to stay here.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Don't touch anything.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: And then I'm on this leather couch like why am
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I stuck to it? And it was just like the
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: most the strangest place I have ever been. I said
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: to April when we're there, I'm like, you know, how
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: booked that adult's only hotel? I'm like, not what it
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: means not what it means that it's like no kids allowed.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: It means people be fucking simple.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Mistake.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like that thing, you'd be walking down to
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: leave and like go to like out the reception and
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: you'll just see like prostitute walking with a guy. Love
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: that and you're just like boring, carry.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: On this guy, Boogan brothels fly business class.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: It was a sex rump fueled trip checking out trucks.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: It stops.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: I know I'm boring. I'm just out to go. Yeah,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I'm just with condoms. I'm just freaking out condoms, cashing condoms.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: What do you want? I got it. So we did
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: that and then yeah, I got home yesterday morning and
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: to have you back it was good man.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: It was from another holiday that you've taken.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: That's my first one for the year. First time I've
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: ever flown internationally without having a drink, first trip I've
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: ever done without having a drink the whole time. Congratulations,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: that's beach got pretty pierced a few times. That was fun.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Can I ask what was it like being sober while
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: you're watching someone else get drunk?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I remember it, but is it it's enjoyable? No, it's
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: definitely not.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: But like it's not like beach like, sorry, they look
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: at me.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: He's like, you're feel ashamed. I'm like you should. No,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: It's like if they're your friend, fine because you've got that.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: But if it's people that were that I didn't know that,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: we're a little bit pissy, especially like Aussie's and stuff
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: over there checking your time. It's just going too long
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: for you, is it.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just seeing where we're at. Shut up.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, it can be quite annoying when they
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: get to a certain level, as we all know. Moving on.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Matt's fucking looked at his watch three times. I know
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: he's trying and he's succeeding, and I don't like it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: My tummy was rumbling. I know it was just could
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you know? And I was just saying what time it
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: was because I'm quite hungry.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: So that's Japan. I'm here, I'm back. It's one piece.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Didn't have insurance, didn't need it. That's the way I
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Insurance is a scam anyway.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, he's an ad from Alliance. You got criticism.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I got criticism, bro, who would criticize you?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: No?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I copped it? You what copped it. I copped it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: You know, I mentioned where they let me at him.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Well, they're online, I'll get them. Do you know I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: did that podcast Inherited, Yeah, the other day and it
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: came out, and one of the first little cutdowns that
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: they put on social media was a story that I
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: tell about when Maley was born, and I admit that
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I wasn't the best dad.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: It'd be pretty open about that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I'd been open about it, and I told that story
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: obviously as well. You know, you can only take certain
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: parts of a story when you put it online and
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: didn't have the full context. And a lot of people
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: reacting to that video in the sense they were like, well,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: you're a fucking idiot, You're a piece of shit. It
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have taken your wife to tell you that you
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: weren't pulling your weight. They know you're a man, right
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: and you're not helping ash. Sorry, I just I'm not
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: sure if anyone has seen that video, and I just
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: want to for a second, for a second, I'm not
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: making excuses. I just want to give full context in
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: case anyone's watched that video. On the thought maybe I
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: haven't listened to the full episode of Inherited and I
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: think it's important as well to understand the context of
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the situation of this generation of dads. I'm not here
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: making excuses. I'm just saying that I think there are
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: many dads out there who have no intention of being
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: a bad dad. They're going into fatherhood wanting to be
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: the best they can be, being a supportive partner and father.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I think there are so many blind spots that men
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: aren't aware that they have. And that was my situation.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be a dad. I couldn't wait to
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: be a dad, and the last thing that I wanted
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: to be in this world was a bad partner, a
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: bad dad. But still with that mindset, I still dropped
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: the ball. And maybe the fact that I grew up
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: in a household, and again not excuses, just context. I
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: grew up in a household where growing up, my mum
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: was a stay at home mum. She did all the
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: domestic work around the house. My dad traveled a lot
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: with work, and so that was the environment that I saw.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: That's how I saw parents behaving. And I think there
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: are so many other dads out there who had a
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: similar scenario. That was what they knew growing up, and
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I think We're now a generation where so much change
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: is happening, but we still need these men to have
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: a push in the right direction. And it shouldn't take
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: women and partners to be telling their husbands how to parent.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: But I think what we're trying to do here is
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: make dads be as good as they can be. And
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: if they get a tap on the shoulder and they're
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: told what they can do to improve being a partner
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: as a dad, I think that's a great thing as
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: long as they're taking that feedback and they're implementing change.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: You only know what you know right totally. And we
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I'll say it again, as a society, we expect new
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: parents to know exactly what to do all the time,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: which is ridiculous because if you're to start a brand
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: new job tomorrow, you're not expected to be the absolute
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: best of that job. So for you, the adapting from
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: having no children for thirty years, call it okay. And
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: then you've got a kid and you might need a
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: little bit of feedback from your significant other.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: These are some things that need to prioritize and they're
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: going to help me out.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: More if they don't say anything, how am I supposed
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: to know? How am I supposed to get But if
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I actively, if I'm actively not wanting to get better,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: it'd be a very different situation.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: So then people have responded to that and said, it's
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: just sense, is it? And I hear you, I hear
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: the frustration where you like to you it is common sense,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: But it may be surprising that for me in that situation,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: in those moments, there are things that I just didn't clock,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that I didn't know they would be really important to
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: helping out Laura. And afterwards, in hindsight, I'm like, oh, yeah, cool,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I get it. But I think to have a conversation
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: with your partner to be able to give them some pointers,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: some criticism, constructive. I think that is part of being
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: in a healthy relationship.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Can the people who said it was common sense, can
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: they define what common sense actually is.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to them again.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: M It shits me because I don't think it's fair.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: But it's common sense. Well not necessarily. Everyone's grown up differently.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like common sense. Things are things that are like
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: so blatantly common. Okay, every situation is so unique, whether
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: it's the couple, the kid, how the birth was, how
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: the kid is whether the kid actually wants to responds
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: to you help in that way, whether your wife wants
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: you to help that way. Everything is so different, so
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: how the fuck can it be common? Okay, I understand
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: that we do need to get better at it, and
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: this generation definitely because like you said, my mum my dad,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: they both worked together, but my mum was way more
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: hands on with us just because of that generation. So
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I would have grown up visualizing that now as is
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: going to visualize that. I'm there all the time. So
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: it's going to be different. But the fact is, you
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: admit your mistake, You admit in hindsight. When old mate
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: over here who won't admit anything any fold and.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Can I just when I say that you know I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: was bad and now I'm better, I don't tell that
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: story expecting to get a huge run of applause and
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: a pat on the back and be like, look, how
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: amazing I now am. I'm just explaining to people that
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: you know, you can be bad at things, and you
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: can change and you can get better because ultimately, what
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: we all want, and I'm sure you're the same, if
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: we want dads to be doing equal share, and that's
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: what we want here and I think if you're going
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: to point at someone who did the wrong thing and
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: say you're a piece of shit but not offer any
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: constructive feedback, we're not going to encourage any more change.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: No, because then no one will want to talk about it,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: and then people will start resenting each other. Like I
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: go straight back to you don't know what you don't know?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: So for example, if you were unaware of that you
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: were maybe not picking up your slack in certain areas,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: and instead of Laura saying hey, vice versa, if she's
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: doing something, you're like, I think I need to help
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: with this. If you're just gonna everyone's going to not
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: talk to each other about it and help each other
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: through it, then you're just going to resent each other.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I think like it'd be more common than you think
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: that people don't adapt to the change as quick. It
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: doesn't mean that you need to be told what to do,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: because even if you didn't get told to do, two
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: or three weeks might have gone passing, Like you know what,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: my brain's adapting to be a dad now and I'll
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: pick up this. I'll start doing this like I'm doing
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: things now that I just do it. So subconsciously that
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what am I? I'm just picking it up
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: off the ground all the time because my brain's adapted
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: to being a dad. But how are you supposed to
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: adapt immediately and then not be told that you need
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: to help out in other situations, like you're just going
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: to all even silence. It's just fucking ridiculous that someone
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: can come out and say I was shit and we
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: should start to communicate better and stuff like that, and
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: then someone be like, yeah, shit, You'll always be shit.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: How does that make any sense? Thanks for your feedback,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: your fuck face.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: So anyway, when I woke up and that episode came
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: out and I was like, oh, look at video, and
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I read the comments and Laura was like, why are
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: you crying over there?
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Mat Oh, it's just not nice.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: We need to all evolve and grow together, and we
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: can't be perfect from the get go.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean. I guarantee you there's things
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: that Laura looks back on and goes, oh, actually, I
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: could have done that better the first time around.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: My wife is perfect.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, April. Then if you can't look back and
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: learn from your mistake, like, there's a very big difference
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: if you didn't change and you didn't acknowledge it, and
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: you said I never did anything wrong. But like it's
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, it's like you're damned if you
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: do say something. You're damned if you don't now.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: And I think I'm going to speak on behalf of
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of dads here. I think about teacher Gym, Yeah, Javier,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: they had similar scenarios where they had moments where they
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: weren't pulling their weight. When we tell these stories of
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the fact that like we we weren't as good as
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: what we are now, we don't expect to be met
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: with like a bouquet of flowers a trophy and be
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: put on a pedestal and be like you're now amazing,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Like we don't expect that. All we want to talk
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: about is hopefully encourage other dads to be out there
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: to know that you can get better, you know.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can also ask for help, like is
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: there anything else I can do that you can have
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: those conversations when previously I would think that a lot
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: of the generation would have been like I go to work,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: so yeah, you know, when it's not the case now,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: like I'm home as much, if not more than April,
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: and I do just as many pickups and drop offs
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: and make lunches and all this sort of stuff. But
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: it's different. It's different to what it was ten years ago.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Do I say the word pioneer? Should I use that term?
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Should I? Yeah?
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: The criticist? God nah? Fuck them?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: So one thing my kids to ash really quickly before
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: we go into doting dilemmas. Marley writes a story. When
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I say stories, she's just like, we'll write a little
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: like really quick on a piece of paper A four.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: She's in bed. She writes it by herself, and I'm like,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: come on, Marle, it's now, it's eight thirty. You got
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: to go to bed. It's been late enough. And she's like, dag,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: can I just before I go to bed? Can I
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: just read you a story that I've written? Oh nice?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: And I was like, of course you can, okay, sweet,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: and I'll entertain that. And I was like, what's your
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: story about? She goes, well, it's called The Good Pussy
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm like.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Wessa cotton soft and she's and she drew a.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Picture of a beautiful little cat kitten on the front cover.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: She's on like a title page for it. And I'm like, oh,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: that's a that's a beautiful time title. You got there.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: She goes, the story is about a really good pussy.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: The good pussy likes to play. The good pussy goes
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: out at night.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: This is a great reader. I'm really into that.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to laugh at her because she gets
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: really Yeah, they don't understand the different between laughing at
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: them and with them. Oscar is very bad that the
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: good pussy likes it when you pat her.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, she does.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Wow, She's like, I want to bring it to school.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, don't do that. Give it to me.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I'll look after it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Change it to cat all the poor things so innocent.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I was going to say something, but I won't.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Don't say it.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: I was going to say this one's called the big
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Cock and it's a brewster.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Whatever. Doting dilemas time for this.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Now you need us smaller than ever, know that we
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: still have each other. You can send sure doting dilemma.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: You can send doting dilemma. Hella ever and.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: This is anonymous, but they say, hey, lads, I live
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: in a small town and our friendships here are very limited.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I found a group of mums that I click with
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and we catch up twice a week at a park
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: for a workout while the kids play nice, lovely. That's great,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: But when we catch up, my boys always on the outer.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: They run away from him, take his toys away, They
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: literally move to the other side of the tree every
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: time my boy tries to play with them.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: That's mean.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: My son is a very polite, sweet, reserved little boy,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: and I've been working so hard with him to build friendships.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: It absolutely breaks my heart and I often end up
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: playing with my son because I can see the disappointment
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: starting to set in on his face when the behavior
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: is repeated every time we catch up. But my problem
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: lies with the other parents. They don't seem to pull
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the kids up on it, which honestly makes me question
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: whether these are my people. I know that I should
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: probably talk to the other parents, but we aren't that
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: close yet, and I'm also scared of their response as
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: comments like they're such a bruiser and oh, they'll figure
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: it out. I have been thrown around before. Am I overreacting?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Or is this behavior from the other boys bad? Initially?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts?
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Mothers go to a weird one because you sort of
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: get grouped in based on your area, so it's sort
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: of like a it's like a blind date.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Really it's hard because you get sometimes you get shit parents,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: sometimes you get shit kids, but.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Also as well, like they used to throw a bunch
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: of personalities together that have just gone through arguably like
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: one of the most biggest life events ever and then
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: like yep, you guys be friends. Be a group sort
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: of like survivor, like we got lucky with ours.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, did you have any bad eggs? Any bad kids
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: in the group?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Kids? No parents? We weasel them out pretty quickly, like
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: if you find out like what people are like I
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: can't believe I made the cart, but anyway, still there.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: It's tricky because, first of all, rural not as many people.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: We know that limited options, limited options. You don't want
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: to be the parent that tells off other kids in
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: front of their parents when their parents. You want to
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: talk to parents say hey, look, you know like but
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: then you don't want to get off site. It's such
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: a minefield.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with being vocal and
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: talking about the behavior of a child in a really
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: respectful way, like if they're running away, and like being
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: rude to the boy and you have to, like if
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: you're doing a workout and you have to get up
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: and say come on, boys, like, that's not kind, that's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: not kind behavior. I think in a way which is
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: loud enough for the other parents to see, I think
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: that's okay, to make it obvious. And if then being
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: completely non responsive, then I think you're like, well, that's
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: a bit shit, because I've been in situations where I'm like,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: kids are struggling sharing over like the bubble mix, you know,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: and you're like, hey, it's okay, Lola's going to have
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: a turn first and then you can play second, and
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the parent's completely ignorant to just being like, oh, fucking
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: let to me run wild.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: So you're saying you leave vocal, I think be read
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: the forefront by saying, hey, kids don't run away from
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: hoping the other parents jump on board. Go yeah, Timmy,
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: don't do that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think because maybe maybe they're they're completely unaware
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: of what's happening, and you're just hyper aware of the
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: fact that you're really trying to encourage good behavior in
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: your child and you were spotting every single thing that
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: happens and unfolds between the kids.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then if that doesn't work, what do you
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: do then? Do you say, hey, because no one likes
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: to hear that your kids are shit? Did Like, no
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: one likes that.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I agree, But I think there's been times when my
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: kids behave badly, and as much as I love my kids,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I've spotted behavior oh and I've been like, oh, that's
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: not Oh.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I try to the best of my ability. Yeah,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: but there are people out there that just don't that
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: just don't. They're so easy to tune it out. It's like, oh,
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: the kids will be kids. Yeah, I get it. Kids
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: will be kids. Kids would be kids, and then kids
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: will be bullies. No good, Like it's gonna happen, Like
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: it is going to happen, like it happened when we
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: were kids, and it's just the way it is. But like, yeah,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I think if there's parents around it that's happening and
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: it's visible and they're not doing anything, and then like
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: further conversation needs to be had and if they don't
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: like it, then they're not your people.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Do you think though, maybe maybe the kids need more supervision,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Like if they're doing a workout in the park and
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: the kids are being left to their own devices. Do
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you think maybe they need a bit more of a
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: push in the right direction.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. We should probably ask someone who's
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: a little bit more responsible than me, which is my wife, April.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Will you pick up so she's getting the hair done today?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: What's she getting done?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Shave full, shave off?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: What do you think? How will she answer? Oh? Hello? Oh?
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: We just guessed how you would answer the phone. I
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, she'd be like OHI like, oh, you
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: sounded like my pop so angry? Your hands free though,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: aren't you? Of course I had a girl. Hey, I
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: just want to run a scenario. Buy you and just
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: give us your thoughts. Okay, yeah, all right, you've been
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: lumped into a mother's group. Okay, you're in a like
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: a rural town, so friendships are limited as it is,
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: and all of the other boys and kids are not
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: actively being mean to Oscar, but they're leaving him out
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: of things, running away from him, and not including him
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: as much. But you're worried because the other parents aren't
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: saying anything. But you also, like I said, it's a
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: small community, so you don't want to burn your bridges
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: as well. What do you do? Oh, you have to
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: say something to who to the parents. I'm probably asking
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: you to talk to the parents. Fair enough, fair enough,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: But you would agree that you just need to be
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: an adult and have a conversation, do you think.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, yeah, totally, like you've got to put your first.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: You would hope that the other mums would feel the same,
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: you say, look, if my son was to leave your
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: son out, how would that make you feel? Definitely totally
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: you'd say something. But I definitely feel like that would
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: be a huge job and not a new job, because
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I don't like talking to people. I don't like to
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: talk either. I just have a podcast. I'll do it
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: bring in May and if they don't listen, then what
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: do you do? You're going to staunch them for me?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Probably that would be that Plan B, Plan A. You
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: need talk to them, Plan B. Let's just let's just
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: skip Plan A and go straight Plan B and then
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I'll take it out for dinner afterwards.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Lovely Okay, God, you guys are so flirty.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I see that. I love you by I.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Well, I think you've got to You've got to say
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: something to the parents.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: There's a polite way to do it, and just to
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: say look, I'm really sad because I see my kid
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: really sad. And if you don't understand that, then put
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: yourself in and I.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Think, I mean, I'm always like that forever. People Please.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: If it was me, i'd say, look, I know I
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: might be being sensitive on this topic, but I'm really
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: trying to help Timmy to be more social, to make
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: more friends, and I've just noticed that this keeps happening.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Can you just keep an eye on it as well?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Can you as well?
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: As well?
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Let's be vigilant. Also, you just said your people pleaser,
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not pleased. When are you going to please me?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I'm always pleasing?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: You just bully me?
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: I do not.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I'm talking to your mum. That's what I'm going to do.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Can you just keep an eye on it?
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Like she won't shut up, I won't to get to
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: start it.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Well, I think we should go, mate, but first before
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: we say goodbyes, I did notice something on Apple Podcasts.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Someone left a really lovely review. However I saw it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: However, I'm very confused.
• 52:36
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• 52:38
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• 52:42
  Speaker 2: are you given for? Five stars? What they say again,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: it says despite being twenty two and definitely not a
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: doting pair, and I absolutely love this pod. It always
• 52:50
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• 52:52
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• 52:56
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• 52:59
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• 53:00
  Speaker 2: One star. Fuck you guys, thank you for that, and
• 53:04
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• 53:06
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• 53:27
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