Latest / Ridiculous History / Brooms and Witchcraft, Part 1: A Killer in the Rye?
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: to the show Ridiculous Historians. As always, thank you so
- 0:30Speaker 1: much for tuning in. I'm Ben. The quick disclaimer at
- 0:34Speaker 1: the top before you our opening thing. Uh, this episode
- 0:39Speaker 1: there's a little racy, isn't it. No? Yeah, not racist,
- 0:43Speaker 1: mind you slaceous? Perhaps not for the Littles. You ever
- 0:48Speaker 1: heard kids referred to as the Littles? I think that's
- 0:50Speaker 1: really cute. I have. I thought there was a children's
- 0:53Speaker 1: book called the Little but there was. Are they like
- 0:55Speaker 1: the Borrowers? Because I know they're sort of like small rodent. No,
- 0:59Speaker 1: it don't look like with the size of like mice
- 1:01Speaker 1: and they live in the walls. That might be the Borrowers.
- 1:03Speaker 1: The Littles is very similar to that, possibly a rip
- 1:06Speaker 1: off of the intellectual property. It's a series of children's novels. Uh,
- 1:10Speaker 1: and I'm surely they're little. Well anyway, someone tell us
- 1:14Speaker 1: about that later. This is a very different episode from
- 1:18Speaker 1: The Littles. Uh. This is this does have some stuff
- 1:23Speaker 1: that uh may not be the best for the youngest
- 1:26Speaker 1: tykes and tots in the crowd, but we think it's
- 1:29Speaker 1: an amazing interesting story and it is very much related
- 1:33Speaker 1: to our self imposed Halloween theme and uh, that's our
- 1:39Speaker 1: super producer, Casey Pegram Casey. Do we tell you what
- 1:44Speaker 1: this one is about or if you just heard us
- 1:45Speaker 1: throw the headline around? Yeah, I have no idea what
- 1:48Speaker 1: this is about, and I'm very, very interested to see
- 1:50Speaker 1: what deliciousness so waits. Yeah, I'm I'm excited to get
- 1:54Speaker 1: into it. You're still, though, Ben, if I'm not, even
- 1:56Speaker 1: during Halloween, even during these spooky times, you remain Ben.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I'm often called that. Yeah, and you're you're You're still
- 2:03Speaker 1: You're still know maybe we should, maybe we should spice
- 2:06Speaker 1: up some of our Zoom Recordings costumes one day, I've
- 2:10Speaker 1: got Oh, that's a great idea. Or maybe just trade
- 2:12Speaker 1: names or give each other spooky nicknames. I like that,
- 2:16Speaker 1: like the Simpsons, right, they just the guest Trioso Horrors
- 2:21Speaker 1: James hell Bro love that. I would want something spookier
- 2:24Speaker 1: than my old go to alias, which is Max Powers
- 2:28Speaker 1: Comma astronaut with a secret us. It's a good one.
- 2:33Speaker 1: It's mysterious. I don't really understand it. I want to
- 2:37Speaker 1: know what your secret is. What is this secret? I
- 2:39Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't get that far with the backstory
- 2:41Speaker 1: I just liked it. There can I sing a little tune.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Let's just sort of sets the tone for today's episode.
- 2:46Speaker 1: All right, or you really got me? Now you really okay,
- 2:50Speaker 1: get it? Or got or you really got this's just
- 2:53Speaker 1: never okay. Actually I was gonna take it further, but
- 2:55Speaker 1: that's as far as I got. But yeah, today's episode
- 2:58Speaker 1: is about something called er got or ergottis um, yes,
- 3:03Speaker 1: a for er gotten part of uh of intense folklore speculation. Uh.
- 3:10Speaker 1: So we're all familiar in the West with the concept
- 3:16Speaker 1: of the quintessential, which you know, you've got the peaked hat,
- 3:20Speaker 1: You've usually got some like black clothing, and you've got
- 3:25Speaker 1: like familiars, you've got a cauldron slathered in liquefied baby
- 3:29Speaker 1: potentially possibly yes, but one of the main things people
- 3:33Speaker 1: remember when they think of the stereotypical, which is, uh,
- 3:37Speaker 1: someone cackling and riding a broomstick into the night. Uh.
- 3:42Speaker 1: This is uh, this is our episode where we look
- 3:46Speaker 1: at some pretty fascinating speculation about how this image came
- 3:52Speaker 1: to be and and maybe to start, we go to
- 3:55Speaker 1: bread like a Vintage News had a great article on this.
- 3:59Speaker 1: There was a real, a real entry point for us
- 4:02Speaker 1: in Europe during the Middle Ages and through the Renaissance,
- 4:06Speaker 1: bread was made from something called rye, and Uh, depending
- 4:12Speaker 1: on the conditions that the rye goes through, it can
- 4:16Speaker 1: be a host for something. You know, you just mentioned
- 4:20Speaker 1: a particular type of fungus called ergot that grows on
- 4:24Speaker 1: rye when the weather is damp. That's right. You can
- 4:26Speaker 1: also make whiskey out of rye, which is which would
- 4:30Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna have tocase a lot
- 4:32Speaker 1: of calories and bread, so I like fre to get
- 4:34Speaker 1: my I like to drink my calories. Um, you know
- 4:37Speaker 1: what that sounds like. I'm a real lush but I just,
- 4:40Speaker 1: you know, I want to get a little more bang
- 4:41Speaker 1: from my buck. I can go with like a lettuce
- 4:44Speaker 1: wrap or something instead of a big old rye bread sandwich.
- 4:48Speaker 1: But it is delicious stuff. And that is the stuff
- 4:51Speaker 1: from whence it comes And you're absolutely right, ben Uh.
- 4:54Speaker 1: It can develop a very specific fungus that has hallucinogenic
- 4:59Speaker 1: P parties M very similar to what you would experience
- 5:04Speaker 1: with LSD. It actually has one of the components of
- 5:08Speaker 1: LSD in this fungus that's known as ergot. Yeah, LSD itself.
- 5:14Speaker 1: It can be derivative of ergot. So here's the thing.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Here's why you don't see the bad kids and all
- 5:21Speaker 1: those uh school p s a s selling ergot. Ergot
- 5:26Speaker 1: is not like a fun thing to take the way
- 5:29Speaker 1: that the bad kids of p s A. Say marijuana
- 5:32Speaker 1: is or something. When you consume ergot orally, you can
- 5:38Speaker 1: get hallucinations, of course, but you can also get some
- 5:42Speaker 1: really nasty side effects. Your stomach will turn, you'll be
- 5:45Speaker 1: vomiting forcibly, you'll get rashes. It's just not a good
- 5:51Speaker 1: look and it's not a good time, you know how.
- 5:53Speaker 1: My favorite after school special was the one where the
- 5:56Speaker 1: kid just eight like all the nutmeg and an effort
- 6:00Speaker 1: to try to trip on nutmeg, and then you just
- 6:02Speaker 1: ended up like choking the death on nutmeg powder. Exactly. No,
- 6:08Speaker 1: I wish they had made that. I want to make
- 6:10Speaker 1: that as a sketch. That'd be funny. But no, you're
- 6:13Speaker 1: absolutely right, Ben. It was kind of one of those
- 6:17Speaker 1: situations where it's like all about the dose, and like
- 6:20Speaker 1: you said, it high doses, it could absolutely be fatal,
- 6:23Speaker 1: but if you took just the right amount, you could
- 6:27Speaker 1: experience this more psychotropic effects. And this was actually, you know,
- 6:31Speaker 1: in the same way. We always talk about who's the
- 6:33Speaker 1: first person that figured out you could trip on mushrooms
- 6:36Speaker 1: or even the mushrooms tasted good in a stew, or
- 6:39Speaker 1: like that ate an oyster or something, or how to
- 6:41Speaker 1: make heroin. That's crazy, and it is a weird one, man,
- 6:45Speaker 1: It is a weird way. You got these beautiful flowers
- 6:47Speaker 1: and then you feel like if you figure out how
- 6:48Speaker 1: to squeeze this juice from him, cut it and you
- 6:51Speaker 1: wait and then you dry it. And not that we
- 6:54Speaker 1: know how to do this, but it's true. It takes
- 6:55Speaker 1: a lot of trial and error someone in vinces spoon,
- 6:58Speaker 1: a lot of refinement to the process. But it all
- 7:01Speaker 1: starts with someone realizing that the thing can do a thing,
- 7:04Speaker 1: and then we got to figure out how the best
- 7:05Speaker 1: way to extract that good thing from that thing is.
- 7:08Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know that was a lot, but it's true.
- 7:11Speaker 1: We had these essentially like bootleg pharmacists or these kind
- 7:15Speaker 1: of like naturalists that would figure out how to extract
- 7:19Speaker 1: these effects from this ergot. Uh. They actually figured out
- 7:24Speaker 1: how to make um kind of a solution or or
- 7:28Speaker 1: a bomb um. They discovered that the key was letting
- 7:32Speaker 1: the ergot absorb into your skin on the best parts
- 7:37Speaker 1: of the body to you know, absorb things through would
- 7:40Speaker 1: be sweat glands and your armpits. Uh. And according to
- 7:44Speaker 1: this uh fantastic alice obscure article, your mucus membranes um
- 7:49Speaker 1: or your nether regions um. You ever accidentally put icy
- 7:54Speaker 1: hot on your butt. It's not a good no, but
- 7:57Speaker 1: it's it's a it's an because the we when we
- 8:04Speaker 1: think of mucus membranes, we think all of the mouth generally, right,
- 8:08Speaker 1: and and the nasal passages. But mucus membranes are also
- 8:12Speaker 1: in your Australia. It's just part of the basic human
- 8:16Speaker 1: design we all come without as a factory sett Are
- 8:20Speaker 1: you familiar with the term boofing ben? I am, yeah,
- 8:23Speaker 1: because of Justice Kavanaugh. So that's right, because he accidentally
- 8:27Speaker 1: said it and then he said, oh, that was just
- 8:29Speaker 1: a joker. He was referred to drinking beer. But it is,
- 8:32Speaker 1: it's right. The the what's the word? The tissue I
- 8:35Speaker 1: guess in the anus is very porous in the same
- 8:38Speaker 1: way and very absorptive. So people actually can take drugs
- 8:42Speaker 1: by sticking them up there Australia or drink beer through
- 8:46Speaker 1: their Australia, which also figured into an episode we did
- 8:50Speaker 1: somewhere on the lines about butt chugging and I think
- 8:53Speaker 1: we uh did a Miller Light ad and that's where
- 8:56Speaker 1: you came up with the brilliant slogan Miller Light good
- 8:59Speaker 1: and have to drink with your mouth to beer so
- 9:02Speaker 1: good you can drink it with your mouth, which not
- 9:04Speaker 1: just good enough so good a capital days. That was
- 9:08Speaker 1: exactly I was that the show that was this show,
- 9:10Speaker 1: wasn't it? It was a a show that the three
- 9:13Speaker 1: of us do a ton of shows, and we we
- 9:18Speaker 1: rarely talk about them. Maybe we should talk about the
- 9:20Speaker 1: more I know when there's don't want you to know. Oh,
- 9:22Speaker 1: but one quick, uh strange fact. But we're on the subject. Butts,
- 9:26Speaker 1: here's another butt fact. That mucus membrane stuff we talked about.
- 9:31Speaker 1: That's why you can have burning sensations or painful sensations
- 9:36Speaker 1: on the other side of eating a lot of spicy food. Ah,
- 9:40Speaker 1: that does make sense. And it's also wife a little
- 9:43Speaker 1: that I see hot migrates a little too far down
- 9:45Speaker 1: into Australia. That can be a very unpleasant, uh sensation. Indeed, Okay,
- 9:51Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine, Thank you. For asking. But no,
- 9:55Speaker 1: this this is the thing that that they really again
- 9:57Speaker 1: through trial and error, realizing we're the best places to
- 10:00Speaker 1: absorb this psychedelic or goot bomb um, that was certainly
- 10:04Speaker 1: added to the list, and these uh poultices, let's say,
- 10:09Speaker 1: started being labeled as witches bruise. There's one thing that
- 10:18Speaker 1: we have to unpack here for anybody who's a fan
- 10:21Speaker 1: of the fantastic horror film The Witch, The Witch, however
- 10:26Speaker 1: you want to pronounce it. Uh, this is something that's
- 10:30Speaker 1: alluded to in the film when the when the crops
- 10:33Speaker 1: go bad. Uh, it's not quite accurate because I think
- 10:37Speaker 1: it's corn that goes bad, so it would be something
- 10:40Speaker 1: different from ergot there. But but you're right, Uh, these
- 10:44Speaker 1: witches bruise, these ergot infused salves, poultices or bombs. They
- 10:51Speaker 1: they had to be delivered with maximum effectiveness. Again, you
- 10:55Speaker 1: couldn't ingest them orally. It would make you. It will
- 10:58Speaker 1: probably make you sick, you might convulse. It was just unpleasant.
- 11:02Speaker 1: So you had to find a way to hopefully with
- 11:05Speaker 1: the least amount of mess, get the drugs into your system.
- 11:08Speaker 1: And that's why a lot of people think the broom
- 11:13Speaker 1: came into play, which is a little bit of foreshadow.
- 11:17Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so like they would use the broom,
- 11:21Speaker 1: just put the drugs in their butts. That's I mean,
- 11:24Speaker 1: that's that's the lead. Yeah, we don't want to sweep
- 11:26Speaker 1: it under the cauldron, but that's that's where we're at.
- 11:30Speaker 1: We know that this is for Anny fans of this
- 11:34Speaker 1: kind of folklore, very weird to describe people's fans of this,
- 11:38Speaker 1: but Frenny fans of like the Salem Witch Trials. Your
- 11:41Speaker 1: your spider sense should have gone off when we talked
- 11:44Speaker 1: about ergot poisoning, because it turns out that is one
- 11:47Speaker 1: of the proposed explanations for the panic, the mass hysteria
- 11:54Speaker 1: it's called that broke out during the Salem Witch Trials.
- 11:57Speaker 1: That's absolutely right, and um, again, excellent reference to one
- 12:02Speaker 1: of my favorite Halloween movies movies period, The Witch. Um,
- 12:06Speaker 1: it's just a quick shot of these kind of uh
- 12:09Speaker 1: corrupted crops, but I think it's almost meant to be
- 12:12Speaker 1: more symbolic than it is, Like, oh, they were definitely
- 12:15Speaker 1: tripping from ergot poisoning because in that movie you do
- 12:18Speaker 1: see the Witch, which is the Witch is really the
- 12:21Speaker 1: Witch is seen beyond just a manifestation of these you know,
- 12:24Speaker 1: slowly being driven insane characters. You you exist with the
- 12:29Speaker 1: Witch separate from all of them. So it's I mean, casey,
- 12:32Speaker 1: I wonder if do you think that that's the case
- 12:35Speaker 1: or it is there room for interpretation that there might
- 12:38Speaker 1: have been some hallucination involved. I mean there there could
- 12:40Speaker 1: still be hallucination, but I think the Witch is definitely
- 12:42Speaker 1: established as real because, like you said, you have those
- 12:44Speaker 1: scenes where it is just the witch or the witch
- 12:46Speaker 1: and the baby or um when she's walking through the woods.
- 12:49Speaker 1: I think there's also like the shot of the witch
- 12:52Speaker 1: kind of in a younger form that kind of you know,
- 12:55Speaker 1: invites the boy into the house and all that. So yeah, yeah,
- 12:58Speaker 1: there's no observer that could be stating. So I think
- 13:01Speaker 1: it skips the Hawthorn esque did this really happen nature
- 13:05Speaker 1: of stuff like the scarlet letter, that that which is real?
- 13:08Speaker 1: She got the baby. I love that though, that that
- 13:10Speaker 1: actually I really appreciated that about it. But I also
- 13:13Speaker 1: appreciated the reference and just the sort of nod to
- 13:16Speaker 1: what we're talking about, because you're right, the Salem witch
- 13:18Speaker 1: Trials were an event that that we were all pretty
- 13:20Speaker 1: familiar with. I think if not through history through the
- 13:23Speaker 1: play The Crucible and which I think a lot of
- 13:26Speaker 1: us had to read in high school or even middle
- 13:28Speaker 1: school possibly. Um. But it you know, it was an
- 13:31Speaker 1: event that took place in Salem where several young women
- 13:35Speaker 1: accused Tituba the I believe she was from the Bahamas
- 13:42Speaker 1: or somewhere some island region or like somewhere we're were
- 13:45Speaker 1: like voodoo was a thing, and they accused her of
- 13:48Speaker 1: witchcraft and it created this hysteria, and a lot of
- 13:52Speaker 1: it was kind of written up as you know, these
- 13:55Speaker 1: girls kind of looking for attention, some of the same
- 13:57Speaker 1: things we talked about. So I don't want you to
- 13:58Speaker 1: know about possession stories. They're about kind of like ghost
- 14:01Speaker 1: stories with younger children. Um. But one of the theories
- 14:04Speaker 1: of the hysteria came from the fact that it spread
- 14:08Speaker 1: came from a collective potential ergot um infestation or rather,
- 14:15Speaker 1: uh poisoning or got poisoning, because it'll, you know, as
- 14:18Speaker 1: a certain doses, it'll just kind of make you like
- 14:19Speaker 1: lose all sense of objectivity. Yeah, and you know, we
- 14:24Speaker 1: have to be very cognizant of the fact that these
- 14:28Speaker 1: people were isolated, they were already living a very difficult
- 14:32Speaker 1: and at times terrified life in in this part of
- 14:37Speaker 1: the world, in in Salem, and essentially what happened is
- 14:41Speaker 1: they did have a village doctor's name was William Griggs,
- 14:44Speaker 1: and he was called to check on two kids, Betty
- 14:49Speaker 1: Paris and Abigail Williams, when they were exhibiting strange behavior
- 14:54Speaker 1: and convulsing and being learned medical man of his day,
- 15:00Speaker 1: William Griggs took one look at him and said, they've
- 15:03Speaker 1: been bewitched. That was his official diagnosis. You could get
- 15:06Speaker 1: away with saying stuff like that as a doctor in
- 15:09Speaker 1: the late sixteen hundreds. And then as you said, no,
- 15:12Speaker 1: other townspeople began showing similar symptoms. And that's when that's
- 15:19Speaker 1: when the pointer fingers started fly and people were accused,
- 15:22Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like uh, Instead of like
- 15:25Speaker 1: you're out of order, you're out of order, this courts
- 15:28Speaker 1: out of order, they were like, you're bewitched. You're bewitched.
- 15:31Speaker 1: This town is bewitched, and uh, I don't know. It
- 15:35Speaker 1: was that hilarious, were vaguely emotional. But anyway, fast forward.
- 15:39Speaker 1: By the time the trials were over just a year later,
- 15:42Speaker 1: sixte uh nineteen people have been executed by hanging. One
- 15:49Speaker 1: person got crushed by stones. Yeah, and she's Caribbean, by
- 15:55Speaker 1: the way, she was Caribbean suspected to be from Barbados, Right,
- 15:58Speaker 1: that's exactly right. Yes, who was the first woman they
- 16:01Speaker 1: accused of this? And then of course it it blew
- 16:05Speaker 1: up and ballooned out of control. And and another feature
- 16:09Speaker 1: of ergot poisoning is convulsive fits and that also could
- 16:14Speaker 1: have attributed to some of the behavior that led folks
- 16:16Speaker 1: to believe that the young girls had been quote unquote
- 16:20Speaker 1: bewitched as well. Oh and uh, I want to finish
- 16:23Speaker 1: mentioning the fatalities. Four people died in prison before they
- 16:27Speaker 1: were able to be executed. So that's uh twenty four
- 16:31Speaker 1: people in all. All of those who died accused of
- 16:34Speaker 1: being witches. And even now we're still asking exactly what happened.
- 16:39Speaker 1: There numerous theories on this, but the one we want
- 16:43Speaker 1: to talk about comes from one doctor Linda Comporeal in
- 16:48Speaker 1: nine seventy six. She said that maybe all these townspeople
- 16:54Speaker 1: suffered these brief and intense bouts of illness, uh, not
- 16:59Speaker 1: because of cult powers, but because of ergotism, which is
- 17:04Speaker 1: contracted by consuming you know, dirty rye, dirty rye so well,
- 17:15Speaker 1: it was a little backstory on on corporeal corporeal that's
- 17:19Speaker 1: an interesting last Day's c A P O R A
- 17:22Speaker 1: E L capparel. That's what I'm gonna go with. Uh.
- 17:26Speaker 1: She really when she was in college he started digging
- 17:29Speaker 1: into this. It was something that fascinated her for a
- 17:31Speaker 1: long time in the early seventies. She wasn't really aware
- 17:36Speaker 1: of of this potential connection at all, and she just
- 17:38Speaker 1: kind of stumbled upon it. She is now currently a
- 17:41Speaker 1: behavioral psychologist at New York's Renstler Polytechnic Institute. But she
- 17:47Speaker 1: started to see that some of these reports of these
- 17:49Speaker 1: symptoms by the folks who were accusing everyone and their
- 17:54Speaker 1: sister's cousins, brother um. It typically involved eight young women
- 18:00Speaker 1: and uh seemed to have similarities to the hallucinogenic effects
- 18:05Speaker 1: of drugs like LSD or hallucinogenic mushrooms or something like
- 18:11Speaker 1: peyote and LSD surprise, surprise, is a derivative of this ergot,
- 18:16Speaker 1: that fungus that we talked about that affects Rye. And
- 18:19Speaker 1: she actually was able to kind of cross reference it
- 18:22Speaker 1: with another very similar affliction in a small French town
- 18:27Speaker 1: called pont Saint esprit uh in nineteen fifty one. Yeah,
- 18:32Speaker 1: the Pulse sun spree mass poisoning occurred in August of
- 18:37Speaker 1: that year. More than two d fifty people were somehow involved,
- 18:43Speaker 1: h including fifty people who were interned in asylums as
- 18:48Speaker 1: a result, and seven fatalities. So seven out of two
- 18:53Speaker 1: d fifty it's still a tragedy, but you know, thankfully
- 18:56Speaker 1: the majority of people survived. Originally, this is so interesting.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Originally they thought it was a case of what they
- 19:02Speaker 1: called cursed bread, and years later, almost a century later,
- 19:07Speaker 1: now experts agree that it was probably ergot poisoning. You'll
- 19:12Speaker 1: see some other theories like maybe it was mercury or
- 19:15Speaker 1: something like that. But if we know what ergo autism does,
- 19:19Speaker 1: and we know how it presents, then we can build
- 19:21Speaker 1: a really good case. That's what happened in nineteen fifty one,
- 19:25Speaker 1: and that's what leads Dr capa Reality to say that
- 19:29Speaker 1: ergot would be a likely culprit for the events in
- 19:34Speaker 1: Salem in sixteen nine two. Do we want to talk
- 19:37Speaker 1: a little bit about the science of the fungus. I
- 19:39Speaker 1: think we should. It's a little confusing because this whole
- 19:41Speaker 1: idea of ergot is that the thing is that the
- 19:45Speaker 1: fungus ergo autism, is that just like the things that
- 19:48Speaker 1: come from ingesting the fungus. It's a little the con
- 19:51Speaker 1: turns a little weird, but we can boil it down
- 19:54Speaker 1: to the fungus. It's called something different. It's called clavis
- 19:56Speaker 1: steps perperia, and that specifically affects eat and rye and
- 20:01Speaker 1: other grasses that we would consider in that grain portion
- 20:06Speaker 1: of the food pyramid um and when it's first effected
- 20:10Speaker 1: the flower in how you know these are all grasses,
- 20:13Speaker 1: I mean that stuff. I've actually never really thought of
- 20:15Speaker 1: it that way, but it's totally true. Grain is a
- 20:18Speaker 1: sprout at the end of a stalk um. So that's
- 20:21Speaker 1: what happens to flowers at the top, and it will,
- 20:25Speaker 1: when infected, shoot out this kind of yellow mucous see
- 20:30Speaker 1: stuff that's called honey dew. Honey do I just think
- 20:35Speaker 1: that's a gross pari wordy honey, it's very You're right,
- 20:39Speaker 1: it does sound very wanton and uh and depraved. I
- 20:43Speaker 1: don't know why, but there it is. Yeah, And that
- 20:46Speaker 1: honey view contains these fungal spores um that shoot out
- 20:50Speaker 1: of the air can become airborne. It spreads the disease Uh,
- 20:54Speaker 1: so you don't even have to eat the stuff technically,
- 20:56Speaker 1: although that that would be a truer way to get
- 20:58Speaker 1: a heroic dose. As a dr hunter, S. Thompson would say, Yeah,
- 21:03Speaker 1: I think about it like viral load exactly. Yeah, that's
- 21:07Speaker 1: exactly right. Yep, go right to the source, you're gonna
- 21:10Speaker 1: get a much heavier load. And then the fungus actually
- 21:13Speaker 1: invades these kernels of grain that are developing and takes
- 21:17Speaker 1: them over and starts to kind of set up shop
- 21:20Speaker 1: with this network of these uh referred to in this
- 21:23Speaker 1: article that we have from PBS as filaments um, and
- 21:27Speaker 1: they start to affect the way the grain actually looks.
- 21:31Speaker 1: They turn it into something called scyrotia, which sounds gross,
- 21:37Speaker 1: and it has a purple ish kind of black coloring,
- 21:40Speaker 1: and it would be easy and it doesn't look rotten
- 21:44Speaker 1: per se. It's just a little oddly colored and so
- 21:47Speaker 1: you can easily mistake it for uh, just discolored grains
- 21:51Speaker 1: of rye. It doesn't mean it's bad or it looks
- 21:54Speaker 1: gross or anything, right, right, Yeah, we've all we've all
- 21:57Speaker 1: eaten some some produce. It's a little bit suss, as
- 22:01Speaker 1: the kids say these days. So so let's picture picture
- 22:06Speaker 1: p O V diving deep into one of these discolored grains. Now,
- 22:14Speaker 1: as you zoom in, what you're gonna see are a
- 22:16Speaker 1: couple of things. You're gonna see some regular rye chemicals, right,
- 22:20Speaker 1: the things that make up what you would eat when
- 22:22Speaker 1: you eat rye. But then you're also going to see
- 22:24Speaker 1: some or got alkaloids, including l s D. And I
- 22:29Speaker 1: want to take a second. I don't know if anyone
- 22:31Speaker 1: can help me find this. One of my favorite after
- 22:34Speaker 1: school p s a S was like this weird journey
- 22:37Speaker 1: where this kid meets these physical embodiments of different drugs.
- 22:42Speaker 1: This kid meets heroin, and Heroin's like yeah, they meet cocaine,
- 22:48Speaker 1: and it's I gotta find it. What is LSD? Like
- 22:53Speaker 1: real weird? I don't remember. That's the thing, man, Like,
- 22:56Speaker 1: you shouldn't show that to eight year olds. I was
- 22:59Speaker 1: freaking out, you know, I was just like waiting for
- 23:01Speaker 1: coffee to show up. I know we've talked about this,
- 23:03Speaker 1: but you also shouldn't show eight year old giant suitcase
- 23:07Speaker 1: full of every drug as a cautionary tale, because then
- 23:11Speaker 1: you're just like, oh, I want to try that one
- 23:13Speaker 1: and that one and that one looks like candy and
- 23:17Speaker 1: get my hands on some ludes, you know. Yeah. McGruff
- 23:20Speaker 1: the crime dog was the one who introduced my middle
- 23:24Speaker 1: school cohort to all this with the sheriff, who's like, well,
- 23:28Speaker 1: this is co Kai Lios, there's crack Cookai. Here's how
- 23:33Speaker 1: they are taken and you ingested by criminals. Now go
- 23:37Speaker 1: ahead and pass that around, Benjamin, pass that around. That's
- 23:40Speaker 1: the now that's called rock. Alternately, you can't put it
- 23:43Speaker 1: on the end of a broomstick and stick it up
- 23:46Speaker 1: your butt if you wish. And then someone's like, that's
- 23:51Speaker 1: the McGruff is saying that, and they're like, dude, chill, yeah, seriously,
- 23:55Speaker 1: you have no chill McGuff the old boy. But yes, yes,
- 23:59Speaker 1: So you see the alkaloids, you see the LSD and
- 24:01Speaker 1: then um. These alkaloids can also make ergotamine, which is
- 24:05Speaker 1: a legit legal thing that's now used to treat migraine headaches.
- 24:10Speaker 1: When you have this stuff in your human system, it
- 24:16Speaker 1: affects your central nervous system and causes the contraction of
- 24:20Speaker 1: your smooth muscle. That's the stuff that makes up the
- 24:22Speaker 1: walls of your veins and your arteries and also your
- 24:25Speaker 1: internal organs. So it can cause painful stuff. But I
- 24:29Speaker 1: love what you have pointed out about the the decision
- 24:33Speaker 1: people made to eat this right. They didn't know what
- 24:37Speaker 1: we know about chemistry now, so they saw these darker
- 24:42Speaker 1: shoots on on right, and they said, well, you know,
- 24:45Speaker 1: maybe it's just been out in the sun and for
- 24:47Speaker 1: a while. You know, as a matter of fact, we
- 24:49Speaker 1: should probably eat it now before it goes all the
- 24:52Speaker 1: way back. That's exactly right. I mean, I'm certainly like
- 24:54Speaker 1: you said, sus as like as the word, I've been
- 24:57Speaker 1: really trying to be good about using every bit of
- 24:59Speaker 1: produce I've I have been bad about in the past,
- 25:01Speaker 1: and I tried to turn over a new leaf. So
- 25:03Speaker 1: even if a piece is partially not looking great, I
- 25:06Speaker 1: might cut that part off or or you know, or
- 25:09Speaker 1: if I'm making a stew, I'll just roll the dice
- 25:12Speaker 1: because you're not gonna know if you cut it small
- 25:14Speaker 1: enough and then you cook it. And I'm not saying
- 25:16Speaker 1: I would eat something that's completely rotting and disgusting, but
- 25:19Speaker 1: it might be a little crankily looking or a little
- 25:21Speaker 1: off color. And I think that's sort of what's going
- 25:23Speaker 1: on here. It's like these folks couldn't afford to just
- 25:26Speaker 1: forego their meal because it looked a little funny, right,
- 25:31Speaker 1: especially when you consider you know, uh in earlier times,
- 25:37Speaker 1: starvation was a very real and often ever present threat.
- 25:41Speaker 1: Uh So who were we to throw away the ugly food?
- 25:45Speaker 1: You know what I mean? This goes into something called
- 25:50Speaker 1: the cooler name for gutisum Saint Anthony's Fire. How amazing
- 25:55Speaker 1: is that? Uh? Once you, once you ate this dirty rot,
- 26:00Speaker 1: which is also, by the way, if you're listening, whiskey makers,
- 26:04Speaker 1: that is a great name for a brand of liquor.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Uh So, you know, you eat this dirty rye, you
- 26:10Speaker 1: get exactly what we described convulsions, muscle spasms, delusions more
- 26:15Speaker 1: than the average delusions that people have every day. I
- 26:18Speaker 1: feel like stuffs crawling under your skin. And the worst one,
- 26:22Speaker 1: the one that always grossed me out the most, is
- 26:25Speaker 1: you can get gang green in your in your the
- 26:30Speaker 1: various bits of you that dangle off your torso. I see, Yeah,
- 26:34Speaker 1: that doesn't sound very pleasant, Ben, But the fun part
- 26:36Speaker 1: is the hallucinations, nol. That's that's the god. We'd be
- 26:40Speaker 1: terrible at p S A S. Yeah. But then if
- 26:43Speaker 1: you're if you're tripping and then you look at your hand.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Then it looks like it's rotting off your body. That's
- 26:48Speaker 1: not a good look. You're just your your brain is
- 26:50Speaker 1: just gonna take that and run with it, and and
- 26:53Speaker 1: it's gonna be a terrifying bad trip. Um, But I
- 26:58Speaker 1: don't know. This is very What what happens the next ben?
- 27:00Speaker 1: Where do we go from here? Well? We uh, we
- 27:03Speaker 1: have been celebrating a tradition of our own. It seems
- 27:06Speaker 1: somewhat accidentally. Uh, this is going to be a two
- 27:09Speaker 1: part episode, No, Casey, there's just so much cool, fascinating
- 27:14Speaker 1: stuff about the theories behind which is im broomsticks. Right,
- 27:18Speaker 1: he has a lot, there's a lot. Don't rightly know
- 27:20Speaker 1: exactly where we split this, uh, afterthought and two parter.
- 27:25Speaker 1: But there's gonna be more cool stuff in the second part.
- 27:27Speaker 1: I assure you. Wherever we split it, Casey always picks
- 27:30Speaker 1: the right spot, just the right spot, don't you, Casey.
- 27:32Speaker 1: There will be something about children's toys in the second one. Right,
- 27:36Speaker 1: that's pretty close to the end. Yeah, intense debates about
- 27:40Speaker 1: candy a candy consortie. But we we, of course trust
- 27:45Speaker 1: trust super producer Casey pegram. Casey, You're like a dowser
- 27:50Speaker 1: for the right moment in podcast. I don't know how
- 27:53Speaker 1: you do it, but every time I know about you
- 27:55Speaker 1: know that, every time I listen, I'm always like, Wow,
- 27:58Speaker 1: how did Casey find the perfect moment here? I don't
- 28:00Speaker 1: want to hype you up too much, but this, this
- 28:03Speaker 1: has been a wild ride. It's just gonna get crazier.
- 28:06Speaker 1: Thank you as always to Jonathan Strickland, a k a.
- 28:10Speaker 1: The Quister, our number one Warlock. Thanks to Gabe Luzier
- 28:14Speaker 1: for this awesome research assistance. Thanks to Alex Williams who
- 28:19Speaker 1: composed our soundtrack. You know, I bet he would do
- 28:22Speaker 1: a Halloween one for us if we asked them. Yeah,
- 28:24Speaker 1: it already has some kind of halloweeny overtones now that
- 28:27Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it, as it's got some witchy, spooky vibes.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Um huge. Thanks to Chris frostiotis here in spirit. You
- 28:33Speaker 1: already thank Jonathan, But it's Halloween, so let's thank that
- 28:36Speaker 1: goouless creature yet again because he deserves it. We'll see
- 28:39Speaker 1: you next night, Fox. For more podcasts for my Heart Radio,
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