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Classic Moment: Will Noonan & Kelly MacFarland · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: I also always were matching pajamas and people are like,
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  Speaker 1: is if you're a husband. I'm like, no, my husband
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  Speaker 1: is in a coma. I could come to bed in
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  Speaker 1: a chicken suit and he'd be like, sye brass.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't know.
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  Speaker 3: That.
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  Speaker 1: I had to be beeped on Kiss one Away.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's Kelly McFarland, the voice of Kelly McFarland's studio Alive,
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  Speaker 4: and we have what we like to call it comedy
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  Speaker 4: two for because we have Kelly McFarland and Will Noon
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  Speaker 4: in the studio.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Morning.
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  Speaker 4: You now that bit that we just heard is that
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  Speaker 4: part of your new special?
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  Speaker 1: It is part of my new special. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's on the special.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like I've been now. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I've listened to it too many times.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Probably the special we referred to is Kelly's very Special
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  Speaker 4: event which is happening.
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  Speaker 2: It's launching at the Cabin Theater and at Beverly. Was
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  Speaker 2: taped there. Yes, but then you're going to be aware
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  Speaker 2: for the launch the premiere.
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  Speaker 1: So the premierectually on YouTube. I let's come me back up.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's so crazy Kelly's YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not Kelly's Everyone's YouTube. So we filmed it
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  Speaker 1: at the cabint in Beverly, the beautiful historic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Will Noonan is the director of the Kelly McFarland comedy
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  Speaker 1: special Hot Gnome Do It Well.
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  Speaker 3: Kelly was nice enough to I did my own comedy
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  Speaker 3: special few years back, and uh, and I was looking
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  Speaker 3: to get into directing more and wonderful Colleen McFarlane gave
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  Speaker 3: me that opportunity and it came out so good, and uh,
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  Speaker 3: it comes out this Sunday on YouTube on Kelly's channel,
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  Speaker 3: which you can subscribe to a Kelly McFarland dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Could you, mister director promoter? There you go watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: He was the best director. And I mean, and I've
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  Speaker 1: done some things, no, I will, and we'll obviously we're friends,
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  Speaker 1: right or like little Bostonian comedians. We have been friends
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  Speaker 1: for years and his special so great. And Will's just
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  Speaker 1: so you know, well, you guys love him. He's if
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  Speaker 1: you've met him, he's just a love and he's so
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  Speaker 1: supportive and such a real person too. So I knew
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  Speaker 1: he'd be a straight shooter and he'd tell me what's what.
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  Speaker 1: And it was really great. We had a really good time.
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  Speaker 5: I also always have weed, so it's great to if
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  Speaker 5: anyone gets.
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  Speaker 1: To me, well, you have that friend that's always like,
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  Speaker 1: I know, Ray, I've been.
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  Speaker 2: Studying, but everybody studying.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's like, oh, you know what, I've been seeing an
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  Speaker 1: online class where now, if you want, I can move
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  Speaker 1: your energy. Would you like when you move your energy?
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  Speaker 1: I can just like move. I'm like, no, actually I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Where's well, where's well, Well, we'll have a gummy of
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  Speaker 1: some kind.
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  Speaker 5: And a smile.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you are hitting such a nerve. What happened? Classes?
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  Speaker 1: Are you taking classes?
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  Speaker 3: No? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Last week I was talking to someone randomly and I
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  Speaker 1: said that my kid won't sleep in her bed she's three,
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  Speaker 1: and the girl, no, lie goes.
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  Speaker 2: I can help with that. I do rinky. I can
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  Speaker 2: come to your house and saves the room. I can
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  Speaker 2: talk to us.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even so. I have a
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  Speaker 1: friend who's a legit acupuncturess. She's amazing that Valerie Smith,
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  Speaker 1: wonderful accupuncturess. I've used her. I TMJ, I grind my teeth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a whole I'm so fun. Guys, you to grind her.
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  Speaker 2: That pld you to each other.
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  Speaker 1: I'm turning his chair around. You're in someone's daddy. Oh gross.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Will is a.
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  Speaker 4: New dad and you just said that we love Will
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  Speaker 4: and we do. But then he came with new dad
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  Speaker 4: hair tonight ner dad hair sticking straight up in the.
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  Speaker 5: I know I asked for.
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  Speaker 3: I went to super cousin, asked for state trooper about
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  Speaker 3: to retire, and that's what I got.
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  Speaker 5: You know, Hey, I'm sorry I told you all that today.
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  Speaker 2: Is that on the menu bar? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It was like, give me the number nine.
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  Speaker 6: They're so they're so exasperated with you. Right, licensing registration.
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  Speaker 6: The Starro's not a racetrack.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, buddy. You know, I don't know if you saw
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  Speaker 5: that yellow back there, but I saw it all right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking with two of the funniest people on
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  Speaker 4: the planet, Kelly mcfallen and Will Noonan. Kelly has a
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  Speaker 4: YouTube special which launches this weekend Sunday, right.
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  Speaker 1: Sunday the thirtieth, eight pm. So you this is listen.
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  Speaker 1: I learned this. I sound so old, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: No I do my steps. My son, my Michael, he
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  Speaker 1: is twenty and he goes to you Mass sam Hurst
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  Speaker 1: go you mes sam Hurst football team. Yeah, there's no
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  Speaker 1: and they're so bad. Yeah, they give up fireworks when
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  Speaker 1: they scored.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, we did it.
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  Speaker 1: So he was home and he's home for the holidays,
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  Speaker 1: and I got home yesterday and he.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, so.
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  Speaker 1: You excited about your thing? And I go, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: make sure that you subscribe and watch and he's like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: My, He's like no, he's like, you're gonna mess up
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  Speaker 3: my algoma.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it. Of course I'm gonna watch it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have everybody watch it. I'm gonna streaming on
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  Speaker 1: the TV. I was like, how do you do? He's like,
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  Speaker 1: you should know that it's you Like, I just don't
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  Speaker 1: know anything. And the two of us having conversations is hilarious. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because you know more than I.
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  Speaker 5: Do a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: So how did you special if neither of you know? Saying, well,
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  Speaker 2: they don't know how to watch it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I filmed a great thing. And
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  Speaker 5: then we were like, how do we show this to people?
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  Speaker 1: But well that was fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty you know, it's I figured it out.
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  Speaker 3: You just go to YouTube subscribe and then it shows
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  Speaker 3: up when when we're ready for it.
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  Speaker 5: But that's the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: We need people to subscribe like today so they get
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  Speaker 3: it on sundayfarland dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my last name is Mac Farland.
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  Speaker 2: That's a little picky return of the Mac.
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  Speaker 1: It's really not Billy because what if people were spelling
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  Speaker 1: your last name b I L L E E.
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  Speaker 5: That's his first name.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's my job.
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  Speaker 1: I just go home from Kansas City. I'm real tired,
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  Speaker 1: but I know I'm not even wearing makeup. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: Did they have makeup in Kansas City? Yes they do.
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  Speaker 5: As I say, Travis Kelsey is wearing.
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  Speaker 2: Did you go to the game?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I was performing, but I uh, they really
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  Speaker 1: love the Chiefs there just in case you guys, they
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  Speaker 1: really love the Chief.
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  Speaker 2: Breaking news right, Chiefs are.
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  Speaker 1: Hot in Kansas City and barbecue.
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  Speaker 2: Go to my website. Oh good enough, with the plug,
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  Speaker 2: I'll plug it again.
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  Speaker 1: Wait I want you to I thought you were going
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  Speaker 1: to say that Will showed up with his dot dot
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that was what that's thank you. The first in
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  Speaker 2: the history of this.
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  Speaker 1: Year, no one's brought and you brought the hair up,
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  Speaker 1: but he brought something else.
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  Speaker 5: Tom Brady doesn't bring his kids in when he comes
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  Speaker 5: in here, he doesn't. I thought that was you brought.
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  Speaker 1: Your baby and your sister.
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  Speaker 5: I did bring my sister. Yeah, I brought my baby
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  Speaker 5: and my sister. In fact, the rest of my family's
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  Speaker 5: in the car outside.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, you're here with the baby
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  Speaker 2: that you were thrown out of the house.
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  Speaker 5: I've actually been sleeping in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 3: My YouTube channel, this one Await Van Life is coming
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  Speaker 3: out next month.
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  Speaker 1: I brought my Amazon driver.
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  Speaker 3: He's cool, though, CARMANI like that guy.
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  Speaker 5: Larel.
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  Speaker 2: I is your new daughter? How old is she?
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  Speaker 5: Just turned one? She just turns on?
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  Speaker 2: How's that going?
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  Speaker 5: It's going good. It's going good. You know she's already
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  Speaker 5: you know at iHeart Radio. So things are.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't like me at all.
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  Speaker 5: I noticed that.
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  Speaker 2: I tried my best to cuddle up and be nice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't know. We watch a lot of nesson
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  Speaker 5: so maybe she's senior at.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, that's Dining Playbook on Saturdays. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 2: is okay.
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  Speaker 4: So well, you're directing this whole thing, and this is
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  Speaker 4: your first gig.
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  Speaker 2: It's as a director.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is my first time directing another comedian besides myself,
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  Speaker 3: and since then I've done another one with Liz Neely,
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  Speaker 3: and it's become a new sort of thing I love doing.
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  Speaker 3: I love working with these comics and and learning their
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  Speaker 3: act and just making you know, I think I'm a
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  Speaker 3: comedian my self, so I just know what a comedian wants.
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  Speaker 3: So I just kind of try and find Kelly's timing
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  Speaker 3: and pace and and recreate it visually for the audience.
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  Speaker 2: Now, do you get a director's chair?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I get everything.
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  Speaker 3: I get a director's hammer that if anyone says, if
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  Speaker 3: anyone gets in my way, it's it's plastic hammer, but
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  Speaker 3: I could swing it pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It's all.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So which one of you is funnier?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Kelly all the way.
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  Speaker 1: It's well, here's the problem. When Will and I are
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  Speaker 1: on shows together, it's like we I feel like we're
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  Speaker 1: always trying to beat each other there so that we
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  Speaker 1: can claim the opening spot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, neither of us wants to follow you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to follow a Will. He's so funny
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  Speaker 1: and likable and sweet.
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  Speaker 2: No, We'll just needs to get home as a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's the baby card now and I'm whipping
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  Speaker 1: that car now everywhere even today.
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  Speaker 5: If I was late for this baby, I got with this.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this China baby with general feet, so cute.
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  Speaker 5: Pick get met.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing though, after one year, it's like that
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  Speaker 3: card's not working anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Like if I show up and I'm like, oh, I
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  Speaker 5: gotta baby, They're like how old? And I'm like one.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, well you should really figure it out by now.
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  Speaker 5: She's right with it, you know, spoken like a boss. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I get here at three, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're Yeah, she's like every day, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 4: So I got to ask you about the title of
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  Speaker 4: your special GYA.
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  Speaker 2: You can ask me Hot Gnome.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Hello, I'm there, she is. I am uh.
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  Speaker 1: It came from this whole thing where I'm four foot
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  Speaker 1: eleven and I was five feet I lost an inch recently,
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  Speaker 1: thoughts and prayers and seriously and so yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: I really body type Gnome like, yeah, there's more of
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  Speaker 1: me than there are of others.
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  Speaker 5: Is that a box on the medical form like Gnome?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like yeahs Caucasian, no, no going forward.
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  Speaker 2: When you booked for the show, we can just say
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  Speaker 2: the Hot GNOME's coming.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Hot Us coming in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I'm short, but I'm cute. You
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  Speaker 1: love a Gnome.
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  Speaker 5: Actually they're in the special.
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  Speaker 3: Two. We hid one Gnome in the set, so it's
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  Speaker 3: kind of like an Easter egg. So if you're watching
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  Speaker 3: the special on Sunday, keep your kids open for the
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  Speaker 3: other Nome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on the stage.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: The show is called Hot Gnome and it's Kelly McFarland's
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  Speaker 4: first special that I know of, right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not my first, but it's the first one
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  Speaker 1: I owned.
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  Speaker 5: And this is the biggest thing. This is a big theater.
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  Speaker 3: It looks like like an HBO comedy special, which it
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  Speaker 3: could be one day, but it is a huge, huge,
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  Speaker 3: huge comedy special and it's just going to blow people away.
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  Speaker 1: Long story short, I lost both my parents, like within
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  Speaker 1: It was almost two years to the day and my
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  Speaker 1: mom was super sudden and my dad I kind of
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  Speaker 1: lost him the day my mom passed away.
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  Speaker 2: The Scott sat real quick, guys.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm going to bring it back. And losing both
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  Speaker 1: of them was just like time. You know that's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen, But when it happens it hits you like
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  Speaker 1: a ton of bricks, and will and I have bonded
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  Speaker 1: over some of this parent like you change roles, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm in my fifties now, I've
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  Speaker 1: been doing stand up for over twenty five years. I
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  Speaker 1: respectfully write like, I'm very happy. I'm happy with my comedy.
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  Speaker 1: I like the way it's going. My life is really good.
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  Speaker 1: And then I had this huge loss with all this grief,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know what to do
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  Speaker 1: with this, and it just kind of hit me that,
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  Speaker 1: like life is short, I want something I own. I
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  Speaker 1: was like that time with my husband and was like,
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  Speaker 1: are we you know I'm going to do this? Do
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  Speaker 1: I have your support? He was like one hundred percent,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want to do, and then yeah, just came together.
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  Speaker 1: So it's really it's like a little love letter to
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  Speaker 1: like to them, but also to just the fact that,
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  Speaker 1: like life is short, do what you want to do.
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  Speaker 1: Get yourself out there, just go get it yourself.
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  Speaker 4: And because you own it all the more we want
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  Speaker 4: people going to Kelly McFarland dot com and checking it.
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  Speaker 4: You notice that little slide. Okay, mister transition, that's your mate.
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  Speaker 1: You're good, yes, my last name is mac farlane. Please
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  Speaker 1: play that for the next seven days.
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  Speaker 2: We will. I love it, Kelly and will always good
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  Speaker 2: to see you.
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  Speaker 5: Love to Laurel, I that's awesome.