Signed, She Wanted 70% of Nothing

Diary of a Balloon Artist · Oct 20, 2026 · 25m

The diary is back open… and apparently we're negotiating percentages of money that doesn't even EXIST yet. 😭💸

For this diary entry, a balloon artist writes in about a business partnership that went left before it even had the chance to get started.

What started as a promising collaboration with an event planner quickly turned into a whole lot of confusion when the planner decided she was doing more work and deserved a 70/30 split.

The catch? THEY HADN'T EVEN BOOKED A PAYING CLIENT YET. 😭

And let's just say… this diary entry has Jazmin and Whitney on TWO completely different sides of the…