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Toilet Kid · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Just want to let you know, nobody won the birthday wheel today, which means it grows by another hundred and six dollars.
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  SPEAKER_01: So from three eighteen plus one hundred and six dollars.
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  SPEAKER_01: Four hundred and twenty-four.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Take a math.
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  SPEAKER_01: That'll be next week.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Make sure she won't be here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll be here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'll have to show you how to spin.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because we spin it on your side.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does that mean I'm gonna be running around the controls?
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Will I be running around the controls like running over to your computer?
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: Or or do we you know what you could do is you could have Jordan Yorio do it for you.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I forgot.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's super easy.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's super easy.
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  SPEAKER_00: But hopefully you'll get a winner.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't that be great?
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  SPEAKER_00: Get a winner while I'm not here.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why not?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: Shake it up a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have some uh have some I mean, I know listenership will be up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh by the way, thank you to Heselsons for sponsoring the birthday wheel.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, you guys are great with that, appreciate it.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: So now we're over$400.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: That's okay.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: This is the plan.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: It rolls week to week to week.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, if we don't get a winner, and uh, well, look, it I can tell you, somebody does win because we had a winner a few weeks back and it was a lot of money.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe you guys are just waiting for it to grow to where it was before, like that$1,700 that Zach from Corning won.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: It could be.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I can't fault you.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: All right, I gotta play this kid for you because uh you you knew, you knew, Tiffany knew.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'm wondering, like, oh, but how many algorithms is this kid hitting?
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: Have you seen the toilet roll call?
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys, I'm gonna name out all my toilets, so let's get started.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: By the way, I want to point out this kid is looks to be the exact same age as Gavin, or right around it, wearing his blue Crocs, walking out there, t-shirt, little khaki pants.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, destined to be a plumber.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, where's the audio?
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: Hang on a second here and there.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, hang on.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: So he's gonna be making good money.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: I have a friend.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Why it's suddenly muted on me is beyond me.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have a friend who's a plumber in Cleveland.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it is an ishy job, but it's it's still he makes really good money.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh I have to tell you one thing.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: 1993, um Mansfield Alto, 1985, Cola Lower, 2004, Cola Gabrielle, 2006 American Standard Champion for 1970 American Standard Kinetic.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's amazing.
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  SPEAKER_02: 2003 Cold Water from GM.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he just keeps going down the line.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: Did you ever have a friend who is really good at naming cars?
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like if you were driving, your friend Rob would be like, oh, that's a 1992 Chevy Camaro or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it a Chevy Camaro?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it could have been.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: It could have been a Firebird, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: They look very similar.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, all right.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's this kid.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wonder how he got into it.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: You know, that's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, what was it for him?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I want to know he was body drained at three months old.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can he identify by flush?
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that'd be an interesting question.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't you think that a flush master 5,000 sounds different than the one.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the ones here at work, it's like, oh, don't it'll suck your soul out if you're sitting on it and flush it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't ever sit and flush because the insides of your intestines will be on the outsides.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But then there's but then you go to somebody's house and you want it to flush and it doesn't, you're like, come on, baby! You can do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, you know this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Stop talking the toilet.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the way, so my friend who's the plumber, yeah, he said, never, ever, ever, and I'm sure you know this, but never, ever, ever flush tampons down the toilet.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, that's I mean, that's something that I think Well, some people were taught, some people weren't.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: You're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he said one day, this young lady who was having a clog in her toilet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course, why else would you call a plumber?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And so he put his little tool down there and he said it looked like a palm tree when he put it up and he goes, ma'am, I think I found a problem.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Of course he talks like that too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ma'am, I think I found a problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, why do you sound like you're from Kentucky, but you're from Cleveland?
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: And once you put those plumbing.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, once you put those low jeans on, yeah, then all of a sudden your voice just goes completely down south as well.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have to clear out your main drain.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: What you're gonna do right here.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly right.