Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Franny Rojo | Son of a Boy Dad #317
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- 1:47Speaker 3: Already, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
- 1:50Speaker 3: Today it is July fourteenth.
- 1:56Speaker 5: I'm in a grave error today. I bought the street
- 2:01Speaker 5: meat from one of the four foot seven Mexican women
- 2:04Speaker 5: that have Igloo coolers dotted all over the city.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Kind of meat.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I got the fish?
- 2:11Speaker 3: Really, I got the fish?
- 2:13Speaker 2: What do wait? What does that even mean?
- 2:17Speaker 5: I got the fish. She had like three different types
- 2:19Speaker 5: of meat in there. It's like these tin platters of beans, fish,
- 2:24Speaker 5: vegetables and rice.
- 2:25Speaker 3: Why would you think that's a good idea ever?
- 2:28Speaker 1: I'm trying to support small businesses.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Yeah, but get like, don't get the fish, like, never
- 2:32Speaker 3: get the like if you're ever going anywhere risky, never get.
- 2:34Speaker 2: The Wait a minute, those women are making home cooked lunches. Yes, right,
- 2:38Speaker 2: those are that's what they do their mothers and they
- 2:41Speaker 2: create a big mostly for construction work, for construction workers
- 2:44Speaker 2: who want to taste of home.
- 2:45Speaker 5: Yes, which I which makes me think it's good because
- 2:48Speaker 5: the Mexicans have a good fish.
- 2:50Speaker 3: And you're always rolling those guys where you're getting from.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Can't make them lunch because they're too beat up from
- 2:57Speaker 2: the night before.
- 2:59Speaker 5: No, it's because there are and they're getting the money
- 3:01Speaker 5: sent back with the rest of the Oh, that's right.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:06Speaker 5: And so it was fried fish and it was somehow
- 3:10Speaker 5: hot coming out of an igloo.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Dude, they're amazing. I've never done it. I've seen it.
- 3:15Speaker 5: I know I've never done it either, and I wanted
- 3:17Speaker 5: to do it. I always wanted to do it. And
- 3:19Speaker 5: we passed a we passed the lady today and it
- 3:23Speaker 5: kind of has my stomach in a double helix right now.
- 3:27Speaker 5: It kind of brought it.
- 3:29Speaker 3: I'm telling you, you don't get the fish. We went
- 3:31Speaker 3: we had to film something in Central or Grand Central station,
- 3:34Speaker 3: and the day, the first day we went, we didn't
- 3:36Speaker 3: realize we didn't have permit, so we were just in
- 3:38Speaker 3: Grand Central and we're like, all right, we're not going
- 3:41Speaker 3: to film today. Let's get food. So we went to
- 3:44Speaker 3: the what is it called the Oyster Bar something like that.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Oh yeah, in Grand Central.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Yeah that's nice though.
- 3:51Speaker 3: It was good.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Yeah. Grand Central has good food. That's they're not fucking around.
- 3:54Speaker 2: That market they have in there is very hot.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Has good food too, it does, but that's all.
- 3:59Speaker 2: You can't shop and hey, Grand Central Market has my
- 4:03Speaker 2: favorite spice store in the city.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Really Yeah, what kind of spices are you talking?
- 4:08Speaker 2: Oh? I mean they have exts or just yours.
- 4:11Speaker 1: They have mixed.
- 4:13Speaker 2: Stuff like it's like, uh, they have you know, cuman
- 4:20Speaker 2: seed mixed with uh, rosemary mixed with time like stuff,
- 4:25Speaker 2: and it's like four poultry and so you could get
- 4:28Speaker 2: a bunch of that and then you get a bunch
- 4:29Speaker 2: of the next. I put that on every fresh rosemary.
- 4:34Speaker 1: My wife's tired of it.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Me with that's me with with Frank's.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Really Frank's red Hot.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Put that ship on everything that's their matto.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:43Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw you twisting the cap of a Frank's
- 4:45Speaker 5: Red Hot and just putting it straight on your throat.
- 4:48Speaker 3: Yeah, can you down the gallet?
- 4:51Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 4:52Speaker 2: I want to throw you a bone for your for
- 4:54Speaker 2: your air.
- 4:55Speaker 3: Frier, Franks red Hot, real quick, Frank's red Hot. They're
- 4:58Speaker 3: seasoning is good as well.
- 5:00Speaker 2: I didn't even know they had it.
- 5:01Speaker 3: They have seasoning for wings.
- 5:02Speaker 5: That's how you know they're making a ton of money.
- 5:04Speaker 5: They're getting experimental over at Frank's. Yeah, that's your red hot.
- 5:08Speaker 2: That is my red hot.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Don't be afraid to use a little use a little
- 5:11Speaker 3: extra though.
- 5:11Speaker 2: Actually I actually it was Frank's red because everyone knows
- 5:15Speaker 2: me is. I was used to be known as Brandy
- 5:17Speaker 2: Rojo when I studied abroad, and when I got back,
- 5:21Speaker 2: it was Frankie red Frandy shortstop. Yeah and uh and
- 5:28Speaker 2: then I needed to let people know this one's hot,
- 5:30Speaker 2: so I added the hot on the end. And that's
- 5:32Speaker 2: how you got there.
- 5:33Speaker 1: That sounds so nice. What are you going to give
- 5:35Speaker 1: them for the air fry?
- 5:36Speaker 2: Okay you ready? First of all, it's bone in chicken thighs,
- 5:40Speaker 2: bone in skin on. Okay, that's going to give you that.
- 5:44Speaker 3: Chris, Yeah, Judge, I've watched the videos. They're tapping it
- 5:48Speaker 3: with the knife at the end.
- 5:51Speaker 2: It's like breaking your leg. Yeah, so uh, here's your
- 5:56Speaker 2: marinad Right, you're gonna take one of those big freezer,
- 5:58Speaker 2: ziploc bags, got it? Throw it in there, right, I
- 6:00Speaker 2: would go already lost me.
- 6:03Speaker 3: In what world do you think my mini fridge is
- 6:05Speaker 3: marinating anything?
- 6:07Speaker 2: Well, what do you mean, why wouldn't it be?
- 6:09Speaker 3: It gets down to like sixty degrees?
- 6:10Speaker 2: Can you hold it? Oh?
- 6:11Speaker 3: Really?
- 6:12Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 6:12Speaker 3: So you can't even keep meeting your apartment. I can
- 6:14Speaker 3: keep meeting my apartment. For my limit is one night.
- 6:17Speaker 1: You need an ice box, Like it's the nineteen forties.
- 6:20Speaker 3: I have a cooler.
- 6:21Speaker 2: The second you bring meat into your home, you are
- 6:23Speaker 2: bringing it to room temperature.
- 6:25Speaker 3: It has to be cooked.
- 6:29Speaker 5: It starts cooking as soon as you get into that
- 6:31Speaker 5: fucking sauna.
- 6:33Speaker 3: Like again, like fish, fish I'm getting If I'm eating fish,
- 6:39Speaker 3: it's going from the grocery store to the like cooking
- 6:42Speaker 3: it immediately.
- 6:43Speaker 2: No, fish is a problem. You can't even funck around.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Maybe you marinated at the office.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Not a bad idea.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Yeah, bring in a bag.
- 6:53Speaker 3: I can bring it home in the igloo, drag it
- 6:56Speaker 3: home with.
- 6:58Speaker 2: What day is it? Wednesday? I guess this is gonna
- 6:59Speaker 2: marrienade for six days. When are we next recording?
- 7:03Speaker 1: It's gonna be so tender by the time it's gonna
- 7:05Speaker 1: be so deeply marinated fucking rotting? Yeah, how long can
- 7:10Speaker 1: you marinade something for?
- 7:11Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 7:12Speaker 5: If I turns to alcohol after a while, you just
- 7:14Speaker 5: get drunk off of a hunk of chicken.
- 7:16Speaker 3: I've never marinated, and I'm I'm not a big like
- 7:20Speaker 3: start preparing for the meal three days in advance.
- 7:22Speaker 2: It does make it taste better. I didn't used to
- 7:24Speaker 2: be either, and I was like, I don't give a fuck.
- 7:25Speaker 2: This tastes fine. And now I've started doing it and
- 7:28Speaker 2: it has completely changed the game.
- 7:29Speaker 1: What kind of shit are you marinated?
- 7:30Speaker 2: All right? So ziploc bag, you're not gonna do it.
- 7:33Speaker 2: I'll just throw it out there for everyone else as
- 7:34Speaker 2: quickly as possible and even actually gives a shit. I
- 7:36Speaker 2: go onion powder, garlic powder, olive oil, get a good one,
- 7:42Speaker 2: some fresh squeezed lemon juice, tablespoon or so of some good,
- 7:48Speaker 2: very coarse Dejon mustard, and then I'm gonna go with
- 7:55Speaker 2: m oh and then fresh rosemary, like really cut it up,
- 7:59Speaker 2: really really fine, throw that in there. And then if
- 8:01Speaker 2: you want, you could dice up a shallotte and throw
- 8:03Speaker 2: that in there too. That is what I merited my
- 8:06Speaker 2: chicken in salt, salt and pepper obviously as well, and
- 8:08Speaker 2: just let that sit and like move it around inside
- 8:11Speaker 2: the bag. Let that sit for a day or something,
- 8:14Speaker 2: and then you just pull that out and throw that
- 8:16Speaker 2: in near fire if you want, or on the grill.
- 8:18Speaker 2: That's what I do, grill.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Can you do it on a cast iron?
- 8:21Speaker 2: Yeah? Skin down? Bring it to room temperature first, skin down,
- 8:24Speaker 2: cast iron, right, and then I would, I guess, flip
- 8:28Speaker 2: it and then finish it in the oven would be
- 8:30Speaker 2: the way I would do it.
- 8:31Speaker 1: That sounds so nice. Are you gonna do it sasas
- 8:34Speaker 1: treat your fucking self?
- 8:35Speaker 3: I probably could one day. One day in the refrigerator.
- 8:40Speaker 3: I also have to take everything else out?
- 8:42Speaker 1: What do you have in there right now? I know
- 8:44Speaker 1: there's something dead?
- 8:45Speaker 2: What do you have in there?
- 8:46Speaker 3: Just drinks?
- 8:48Speaker 2: Just die coke andel, you're drinking diet sixty degree diet coke.
- 8:52Speaker 2: You're drinking diet coke. Where if I pulled it out,
- 8:54Speaker 2: I'd be like, wow, someone just restocked this. Like let
- 8:57Speaker 2: me give you an example. So die coke right now?
- 9:00Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, I put the die I probably got the
- 9:02Speaker 3: die coke yesterday around eight. I went to bed around one,
- 9:08Speaker 3: I think at eleven thirty, I tried to get a
- 9:10Speaker 3: diet coke and it was still completely warm. It was
- 9:13Speaker 3: like it was like.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Diet coke at eleven thirty.
- 9:17Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but also I was tired, yeah, playing
- 9:20Speaker 3: video games.
- 9:21Speaker 1: So no, no am today, no no.
- 9:23Speaker 3: No, this was last night. Yeah, oh my god, dude. Well,
- 9:27Speaker 3: because I hadn't had any diet cokes at all yesterday
- 9:30Speaker 3: because I were saving down y yeah, I I was
- 9:34Speaker 3: waiting for them to cool off. It was like it
- 9:37Speaker 3: was in the refrigerators. So it was in the refrigerator
- 9:40Speaker 3: in the refrigerator for three and a half hours.
- 9:42Speaker 2: Right.
- 9:43Speaker 3: It was the equivalent to like, you know when like
- 9:45Speaker 3: the cat, the can's cold, but you know the drink
- 9:48Speaker 3: is just not cold at all. It was the yeah. Yeah,
- 9:52Speaker 3: it was the equivalent if you held it in front
- 9:54Speaker 3: of a fan for thirty minutes, do.
- 9:56Speaker 2: You want it?
- 9:57Speaker 5: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an insane movie.
- 10:00Speaker 1: But like if you eleven thirty die coke.
- 10:03Speaker 2: That sucks man for me to hear that I'm so
- 10:06Speaker 2: bad at sleeping and to hear that you're like, boy,
- 10:09Speaker 2: I'm getting tired and it's eleven thirty. I need to
- 10:13Speaker 2: pick me up, dude.
- 10:14Speaker 3: I've been going to bed. Uh well, it was actually
- 10:16Speaker 3: I was gonna say that when I got here. I've
- 10:19Speaker 3: been like really good about sleep recently, Like I've been
- 10:22Speaker 3: getting up at like eight thirty at like the latest.
- 10:25Speaker 3: I'm up immediately, and uh, and then today I woke
- 10:29Speaker 3: up at like eleven thirty. It was like, fuck, it's
- 10:32Speaker 3: literally been like thirty weeks straight of eight thirty every
- 10:34Speaker 3: morning and then time to go to work. Yeah, you're
- 10:37Speaker 3: literally wake up.
- 10:38Speaker 1: You're living in that song, Meet Virginia.
- 10:41Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm familiar.
- 10:42Speaker 1: This is a new only drinks coffee and mid.
- 10:48Speaker 3: It is very European in.
- 10:49Speaker 2: The moment, is not right? Meet Virginia. That's a cream
- 10:54Speaker 2: she won't.
- 10:57Speaker 3: One.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Yeah, the verses of that song are so much better
- 11:00Speaker 1: than the hook. I always have thought that we didn't
- 11:02Speaker 1: even sat your railog.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Oh shit, we got to get into the halo.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Well, hold on a second. Can we talk about your
- 11:08Speaker 2: outfit for a second.
- 11:10Speaker 3: No, we can't. Because I knew this was going to happen.
- 11:12Speaker 3: I've worn this shirt probably fifteen times on the podcast
- 11:15Speaker 3: since you've been a part of it. I don't know
- 11:17Speaker 3: if I shout that I.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Think the green bathing suit combined with the flax seed
- 11:24Speaker 2: shirt is what's throwing me off a little bit.
- 11:27Speaker 3: Like it throwing you off.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Well, you just you're wearing what I would expect someone
- 11:32Speaker 2: to wear it burning man, if they were there to
- 11:34Speaker 2: soothe people from bad drug experiences.
- 11:37Speaker 3: Well maybe that's what I'm trying to do.
- 11:38Speaker 2: You're the guy who, like ushers people into a quiet
- 11:41Speaker 2: tent where there's a little bit of air conditioning somehow,
- 11:43Speaker 2: and you're like, I'll sit with you.
- 11:45Speaker 3: It is insane, Like I'll wear a collared shirt and
- 11:48Speaker 3: people are like, it's great to see sass like pulling
- 11:50Speaker 3: his life together finally, and it's like, dude, it's like
- 11:54Speaker 3: it's the same as every day I wake up. What
- 11:56Speaker 3: am I going to wear that?
- 11:58Speaker 2: Don I've never seen you in this you know, fucking
- 12:02Speaker 2: scarecrow mask shirt.
- 12:04Speaker 3: Yes you have, Francis all send you a photo of us,
- 12:07Speaker 3: me and you next to each other. And I'm wearing
- 12:09Speaker 3: the shirt.
- 12:11Speaker 2: You know, you're batting like five percent on truth.
- 12:14Speaker 3: This is Francis. I've had this shirt for like five years.
- 12:18Speaker 2: Never seen it, never seen it. It's cool. It's probably
- 12:24Speaker 2: my favorite shirt ever worn it, and I think i'd
- 12:27Speaker 2: remember my favorite shirt.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Worn this shirt so many times on the podcast, like recently,
- 12:34Speaker 3: No way, yes, no way, Yes.
- 12:37Speaker 2: Have you seen that shirt before?
- 12:39Speaker 1: It's hard for me to remember. I bet I have,
- 12:42Speaker 1: but I can't. It's hard. Not with shorts, definitely not
- 12:45Speaker 1: with and not with those shorts.
- 12:47Speaker 2: I'm just really trying to summon any sort of familiarity whatsoever,
- 12:52Speaker 2: and it's not coming up. And I love that you've
- 12:54Speaker 2: paired it with a light colored undershirt. Where did you
- 12:58Speaker 2: get that t shirt? Did you buy those two shirts together?
- 13:01Speaker 3: No, this shirt's for the shirt below. It is from Unichlo.
- 13:04Speaker 2: So you have you put that together that match like that.
- 13:07Speaker 2: That's nice.
- 13:08Speaker 3: You want to know what happened is I will? I
- 13:10Speaker 3: put on my bush light shirt underneath, and then I said,
- 13:14Speaker 3: it's kind of smells. I took it off and put
- 13:18Speaker 3: on this one.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 13:20Speaker 2: This shirt's been out of the fridge too long. The
- 13:25Speaker 2: shirts turrow it out. Yeah, have it.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Wearing a beer shirt as a sober guy is insane.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Stolen Valor got it in Austin, Texas.
- 13:33Speaker 3: Moontower my first time classic.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Everyone remembers the.
- 13:36Speaker 3: First sentimental piece. Let's talk Halo Tope?
- 13:43Speaker 2: Is that Tope? Is that what we would call that.
- 13:45Speaker 2: It's like a tope. I like a tope there. I
- 13:47Speaker 2: don't know what that means. I just don't know about
- 13:50Speaker 2: the green shorts slash bathing suit with it. Let's talk
- 13:53Speaker 2: halo loving the top half.
- 13:56Speaker 3: Let's talk halo here.
- 13:57Speaker 2: Would you ever tuck those in? We'll move on, and
- 13:59Speaker 2: I like.
- 14:00Speaker 1: A nice earthy tones.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Look, I've been tossing and turning with the Halo for
- 14:05Speaker 3: the last couple of days, and you know, there's been
- 14:09Speaker 3: times where I've thought about going live to address the situation.
- 14:12Speaker 3: I've had the whole thing set up.
- 14:14Speaker 2: I know what you're gonna say.
- 14:15Speaker 3: I had the whole thing set up multiple times, and
- 14:17Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I'll save this for
- 14:19Speaker 3: the podcast.
- 14:19Speaker 1: You're about to do a rant.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Like Michael, part of me did want to address the
- 14:24Speaker 3: fans directly, like I wanted them to. I wanted them
- 14:27Speaker 3: to hear their hear their responses. But look, I can't
- 14:31Speaker 3: I can't look at that. I can't look them in
- 14:32Speaker 3: the eyes.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Are you going to apologize? No?
- 14:37Speaker 3: No, I just want to cover a couple of things.
- 14:38Speaker 3: So for starters the Radar.
- 14:42Speaker 2: I had no idea that the entire time, Like I
- 14:45Speaker 2: kept going to get the invisibility invisibility orb and then
- 14:48Speaker 2: you just had this giant red triangle thing walls. Yeah, yeah,
- 14:52Speaker 2: bouncing around.
- 14:53Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't know that I had that either.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Oll.
- 14:55Speaker 3: I know, I knew I had. I definitely knew I had.
- 14:58Speaker 3: You were I was at all times and I did
- 15:01Speaker 3: not have Yeah, and I assumed you had that as well.
- 15:04Speaker 3: But I guess what it was was whoever was in
- 15:07Speaker 3: last place, and since there was only two of us,
- 15:10Speaker 3: whoever's in last place gets radar.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:12Speaker 3: So I was trailing for ninety percent of the game,
- 15:15Speaker 3: and then when we tie up, you get we both
- 15:17Speaker 3: get radar. And then when I when I was ahead,
- 15:20Speaker 3: you had radar.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Yeah. By the time it was twenty two to twenty
- 15:23Speaker 2: two and there were only three kills left, it was
- 15:26Speaker 2: an even game for all of ten seconds.
- 15:28Speaker 3: Well, I didn't have any radar, and I still smoked
- 15:30Speaker 3: your ass.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Do you really think you really think that based on
- 15:34Speaker 2: what happened you can say that with the straight face.
- 15:38Speaker 3: Another couple other things. I want to I want to we're.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Coming out of the woodwork to be like what happened
- 15:43Speaker 1: is sass.
- 15:44Speaker 3: People were disappointed, we were not you were in a
- 15:47Speaker 3: you were at the bottom. Right now you are in
- 15:50Speaker 3: your worst place you've ever been. I'm not trust me,
- 15:53Speaker 3: I'm not. I've been playing a lot of Halo.
- 15:55Speaker 2: Your credibility is zero.
- 15:57Speaker 3: The look to anyone that actually he plays video games,
- 16:01Speaker 3: not not like you guys who like pretend like you
- 16:03Speaker 3: know you're talking about I'm talking about you who people
- 16:06Speaker 3: who play video games regularly, regularly. Everyone knows that input delay.
- 16:12Speaker 3: But again, one thing, also, one thing that I want
- 16:14Speaker 3: to get out of the way. I don't think any
- 16:16Speaker 3: of this what I'm gonna say takes away from your
- 16:18Speaker 3: skill at all, because we were playing in the same conditions.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Like you definitely are just as good as me, if
- 16:22Speaker 3: not better than me at Halo, at Halo, not at
- 16:25Speaker 3: call of Duty.
- 16:26Speaker 2: I mean it would be I never said I was
- 16:28Speaker 2: better than you.
- 16:28Speaker 3: Well, some people are trying to come from my call
- 16:30Speaker 3: of duty experience. But that's ten winning streak on Ranked last.
- 16:33Speaker 2: Night, that's your beef with them, ten winning. That why
- 16:36Speaker 2: you're wearing a nice shirt.
- 16:37Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like Ron swans him when
- 16:41Speaker 3: he gets laid and he shows up wearing the Tiger
- 16:43Speaker 3: Woods outfit. Ten winning streak and Ranked. We broke our record,
- 16:48Speaker 3: our previous with seven.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Yeah, because you needed it.
- 16:52Speaker 3: I didn't need anything.
- 16:53Speaker 1: You need to be back in the wing car.
- 16:55Speaker 3: I don't need anything.
- 16:55Speaker 1: You went back home and played that night. That afternoon, probably.
- 16:58Speaker 3: I played Halo for a while, but only because we
- 17:02Speaker 3: have some more where You've got some more Halo stuff
- 17:04Speaker 3: in the works that we're thinking about. But yeah, look,
- 17:08Speaker 3: we were playing on an Xbox that was being projected
- 17:12Speaker 3: to a TV that was streaming to a desktop that
- 17:16Speaker 3: had an HDMI chord running through that to a monitor
- 17:21Speaker 3: from the other h from the other monitor.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Well, hold on, you're you're saying too much. Simply put,
- 17:27Speaker 2: we were playing on an Xbox that was connected to
- 17:29Speaker 2: a TV.
- 17:30Speaker 3: That is how No, you're not understanding what I'm saying.
- 17:33Speaker 3: That's not that's not at.
- 17:34Speaker 2: All how it affected lag or latency or.
- 17:37Speaker 3: That's why the aiming was so tough. It's because when
- 17:39Speaker 3: you when you're going so in order for when you
- 17:42Speaker 3: make a move on your controller, right, what what was
- 17:45Speaker 3: happening for us? It was going from the It was
- 17:47Speaker 3: you would make one move, say you moved your joystick, right,
- 17:51Speaker 3: it has to register through the Xbox, then the TV,
- 17:54Speaker 3: than the desktop, then the monitor. Oh man, so there,
- 17:58Speaker 3: the input delay is going to be massive When that happened.
- 18:01Speaker 2: I mean I didn't feel that.
- 18:03Speaker 3: Because you haven't played video games in twenty years.
- 18:05Speaker 5: I guess no, Well he played with it. It's like
- 18:07Speaker 5: if you have a slice and you just like use this.
- 18:09Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you play video games every day with
- 18:11Speaker 3: no input delay and then all of a sudden, I
- 18:13Speaker 3: have massive going to be a massive.
- 18:15Speaker 2: Difference for the real thing. The thing that we changed
- 18:19Speaker 2: to we went, we skipped twenty years forward to your
- 18:23Speaker 2: technology and we cut out all.
- 18:25Speaker 3: The oh I'm talking about. This is for the second half.
- 18:30Speaker 2: On the monitor. On the monitor, which is what you
- 18:33Speaker 2: set up, and that was and we did that for you.
- 18:35Speaker 3: Yes, because playing on a monitor is still easier, but
- 18:37Speaker 3: it doesn't mean that we're not going to that. We
- 18:39Speaker 3: didn't have insane input delay.
- 18:41Speaker 2: So what would have been your ideal? How let me
- 18:44Speaker 2: ask you something.
- 18:44Speaker 3: I know, what would have been my ideal? Set up
- 18:47Speaker 3: an Xbox plugged into a monitor. I mean, that's the
- 18:52Speaker 3: ideal setup.
- 18:53Speaker 2: There's a part of me that if we played again
- 18:56Speaker 2: and you couldn't, you had to turn off that cheat
- 18:59Speaker 2: code locating advice the dogs. Yeah, put on me if
- 19:04Speaker 2: I don't care what we do, I feel pretty good
- 19:09Speaker 2: that I would beat you again. Well, you didn't beat me,
- 19:12Speaker 2: but at the same time, you fourteen to four, and
- 19:16Speaker 2: then you said, but you.
- 19:18Speaker 3: Said you said it was a warm up round. You
- 19:21Speaker 3: literally said it was a warm up round, and then
- 19:23Speaker 3: you started winning, and then you were like, it's not
- 19:24Speaker 3: a warm up round anymore.
- 19:27Speaker 2: I was trying to get you to not quit because
- 19:29Speaker 2: I knew it was an important video, and you were
- 19:33Speaker 2: you were like, I'm quitting.
- 19:34Speaker 3: I'm not excusing. Like I said before, I'm still saying
- 19:37Speaker 3: I do think you're better, not better than me at
- 19:40Speaker 3: the game, but I think you're around the same level,
- 19:42Speaker 3: which is impressive.
- 19:43Speaker 2: I am loving listening to you justify.
- 19:47Speaker 3: But I what I'm saying is I don't think. I
- 19:50Speaker 3: don't think that justifies how good I am at Halo,
- 19:52Speaker 3: and I think we'll see that in the in the
- 19:54Speaker 3: future video that we do.
- 19:56Speaker 1: But why don't you just let your future gaming talk
- 19:59Speaker 1: for you instead of making excuses. You're like the coach
- 20:01Speaker 1: on the post.
- 20:02Speaker 3: I'm not I don't think I'm trying to and.
- 20:03Speaker 1: The rest tried to screw us up.
- 20:05Speaker 3: I'm not trying to make excuses.
- 20:06Speaker 1: I'm just, You're I'm just.
- 20:09Speaker 3: I'm giving you an explanation and giving you an explanation
- 20:13Speaker 3: as to my as to why my performance wasn't up
- 20:16Speaker 3: to park.
- 20:16Speaker 2: But everything that affected you affected me.
- 20:21Speaker 3: Francis, You've ignored what I've said to you nineteen times
- 20:24Speaker 3: in a row.
- 20:25Speaker 2: I'm trying. I'm trying to.
- 20:27Speaker 3: Say so many times that it doesn't apply to you
- 20:30Speaker 3: because we were playing on the same thing. I'm I'm defending.
- 20:37Speaker 3: I know, I'm defending the both of us. I'm saying that.
- 20:41Speaker 2: I'm not asking, but people are.
- 20:44Speaker 3: People are calling for us, saying that we're both dog
- 20:46Speaker 3: shit at the game.
- 20:47Speaker 2: I don't It doesn't hurt my feelings. I haven't played
- 20:49Speaker 2: in eighteen years.
- 20:50Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sure that they're calling.
- 20:53Speaker 2: Who would beat me to pieces in Halo? I don't care.
- 20:56Speaker 2: That's fine, you're the video game guy.
- 20:58Speaker 3: But you should.
- 20:59Speaker 2: That's why it hurts you.
- 21:01Speaker 3: You have to care because if we do this next video,
- 21:03Speaker 3: we need I need you sharp. Oh you're out, you're balance.
- 21:08Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
- 21:09Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like, how much how many views
- 21:12Speaker 3: of the video?
- 21:12Speaker 2: Teetering on buying my own one hundred thousand views isn't
- 21:17Speaker 2: enough for you. You're gonna like what I have to
- 21:19Speaker 2: say here, I'm not I was gonna say the opposite
- 21:22Speaker 2: of I'm out. I was gonna say that you have
- 21:25Speaker 2: compelled me so much back into the world of video
- 21:29Speaker 2: games that I'm really thinking hard about buying a console.
- 21:33Speaker 2: You should, but I worry if I do that that
- 21:38Speaker 2: I will beat you so badly.
- 21:41Speaker 3: I would love that in the one thing you hold, dear,
- 21:45Speaker 3: I would love that that.
- 21:48Speaker 2: I won't allow myself to do it as a as
- 21:50Speaker 2: a friend of yours. You guys don't know this, but
- 21:52Speaker 2: like all jokes aside, Harry and I are great friends
- 21:57Speaker 2: and I can't I can't do that to him close.
- 22:02Speaker 2: I can't do that. You're seeing that curb clip when
- 22:06Speaker 2: you're at the dinner and h who's the tall guy.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Oh funk funk funk Kuser is like, Larry, you're one
- 22:14Speaker 2: of my best friends. He's like, I don't know about
- 22:16Speaker 2: best friend.
- 22:18Speaker 3: My favorite funk Kuser clip is when is when he's
- 22:20Speaker 3: like he's like, get this, Larry, I'm heading out to
- 22:23Speaker 3: London two weeks and he's like talking and Larry says
- 22:26Speaker 3: to his wife, He's like, you're not going. She's like,
- 22:30Speaker 3: now I didn't invite me. She's like, why am I?
- 22:32Speaker 3: Why am I not going? I'm gonna go. Funk Kowser
- 22:39Speaker 3: is like, Larry, what the fuck are you doing?
- 22:43Speaker 2: That? Dude?
- 22:44Speaker 3: Was so fucking funny.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Uh well, I'm sorry to hear you don't value our friendship.
- 22:49Speaker 3: No, I value our friendship, but I value Halo equally
- 22:53Speaker 3: and if not a little bit more, and I would
- 22:57Speaker 3: be I would be thrilled if you got a console.
- 23:00Speaker 3: I do think for when we if we do more stuff,
- 23:02Speaker 3: I think we should you should get like you should
- 23:06Speaker 3: be playing on a console.
- 23:07Speaker 2: It's also fun for me though, to not even work
- 23:11Speaker 2: out this and still be as good, if not better
- 23:14Speaker 2: than you are.
- 23:16Speaker 5: The fact that you guys are going to do a
- 23:18Speaker 5: Francis and SaaS versus Hater serieses.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Yeah, then if we're doing that, I think it would
- 23:23Speaker 2: behoove me to practice a little bit.
- 23:25Speaker 3: Definitely if we do that and then we're we were
- 23:27Speaker 3: talking about doing one with other bargstool people and you
- 23:31Speaker 3: don't want to lose that either.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Where are you going to keep the box? You're going
- 23:35Speaker 1: to keep it up?
- 23:35Speaker 3: STATES think you might want to get two boxes?
- 23:39Speaker 2: No double boxing well.
- 23:43Speaker 1: Then you'll just be Otherwise, you'll be traveling. It's always
- 23:46Speaker 1: a box.
- 23:46Speaker 3: It's always good to have a travel box.
- 23:49Speaker 2: I feel like if I get a box, then all
- 23:51Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'm going to start making the same
- 23:53Speaker 2: excuses that you do of what I don't know. Then
- 23:55Speaker 2: I'm a video game guy and I'm going through and
- 23:58Speaker 2: switching controls, and you just switching your about the most
- 24:02Speaker 2: normal fiber optic cables and the lack of speed in
- 24:05Speaker 2: my Wi Fi connection. And instead of facing myself and
- 24:08Speaker 2: being like, look, I'm just not that good.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Look I'm just not that good.
- 24:13Speaker 3: I'm not that good at Halo. I will admit I'm not.
- 24:17Speaker 3: But when people start coming at Coach, I got Coach Larry.
- 24:20Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys are familiar with Coach Larry.
- 24:22Speaker 3: You guys, are you guys know Coach No?
- 24:25Speaker 2: Not, not one person in this room knows who Coach
- 24:27Speaker 2: la Larry is.
- 24:28Speaker 3: He's a Twitter He's a Twitter guy who is uh,
- 24:31Speaker 3: he's big into like barstool. He's a barstool guy and.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Not a video game guy.
- 24:36Speaker 3: He plays video games too, but he's like he's just
- 24:39Speaker 3: a fan of barstool. Like he oh, coach Larry does
- 24:42Speaker 3: Son of a Boy Dad clips? Is he he's the
- 24:44Speaker 3: guy that makes those compilations?
- 24:46Speaker 2: Does he work here? No?
- 24:47Speaker 1: Oh, he's great.
- 24:48Speaker 2: He's a guy who makes those clips is great.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Yeah, that's coach Larry.
- 24:54Speaker 1: Yes, a coach.
- 24:56Speaker 2: Doesn't he have it as Son of a Boy Dad
- 24:59Speaker 2: multiple multiple channels?
- 25:01Speaker 3: I see, yeah, But he plays war Zone and he
- 25:04Speaker 3: DMed me. I didn't even reply because it was nonsense,
- 25:06Speaker 3: but he DMed me and he was like, he said
- 25:08Speaker 3: that if we want on one in Call of Duty
- 25:10Speaker 3: to twenty five, he would give me a ten point
- 25:12Speaker 3: start and he would win. And I was like, dude,
- 25:16Speaker 3: you're out of your fucking mind.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Set it up.
- 25:19Speaker 2: I love how unflappable.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Halo. We're talking about Halo. I have ten hours of
- 25:26Speaker 3: my life played. It's like half of my life.
- 25:29Speaker 2: I just think it's like in my life, you know,
- 25:35Speaker 2: in my life when I have lost in things, it
- 25:38Speaker 2: has sort of reset my relationship with that thing. I've said, Okay,
- 25:44Speaker 2: maybe maybe I need to re consider how how good
- 25:49Speaker 2: I am at that thing. You, on the other hand,
- 25:53Speaker 2: somehow dig even deeper into your back of bullshit and
- 25:58Speaker 2: find any other reason for why it could have happened.
- 26:03Speaker 3: You just don't get it. I don' don't get it.
- 26:05Speaker 2: I wish I had get your unflappable confidence.
- 26:08Speaker 3: You don't get it. It's like going from playing. It's
- 26:10Speaker 3: like if you were in the NHL and one day
- 26:12Speaker 3: they had you lace up in figure skates and they
- 26:14Speaker 3: were like, go play a game.
- 26:16Speaker 1: No. It's like if you played no, or if they
- 26:19Speaker 1: were like, play field hockey, and it's like, I bet
- 26:21Speaker 1: those guys are pretty good at field hockey, and they're
- 26:24Speaker 1: not going to be like, well, the sticks curve different
- 26:27Speaker 1: than our sticks. So that's why that's exactly what they
- 26:31Speaker 1: would be saying. No, they wouldn't.
- 26:32Speaker 3: They'd be like, yeah, would say well, they would say, well, yeah,
- 26:34Speaker 3: obviously I'm not going to be as good at this
- 26:35Speaker 3: as I am at regular hockey. I've played regular hockey
- 26:38Speaker 3: my entire life, and this is a completely different game.
- 26:42Speaker 3: You don't think.
- 26:45Speaker 5: I just uh, it's excuses. You're like, you're excusing yourself
- 26:49Speaker 5: for your poor performance.
- 26:52Speaker 3: I don't think I'm excusing myself. I've said multiple times
- 26:55Speaker 3: that Francis and I think Francis is probably on the
- 26:59Speaker 3: same level as me.
- 27:00Speaker 5: You bet before the before it came out, You're like,
- 27:02Speaker 5: I'm gonna spot you, Coach Larry spot you.
- 27:06Speaker 3: Like That's why I'm just laughing at Coach Larry, because
- 27:08Speaker 3: I'm like, brother, learn from the mistakes. You're never You're
- 27:11Speaker 3: never gonna ten point lead anybody. But it doesn't happen.
- 27:14Speaker 1: You talk such a different big game beforehand.
- 27:18Speaker 3: And now I'm talking a different game.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Check check am I good?
- 27:22Speaker 3: I'm talking a different game because it is.
- 27:26Speaker 2: It's good.
- 27:26Speaker 3: It's still moving. It just takes a second for it's
- 27:29Speaker 3: a transferred the I'm talking a different game now because
- 27:36Speaker 3: I've been humbled.
- 27:38Speaker 2: I don't think you've been humbled.
- 27:39Speaker 3: I'm humbler than you could possibly imagine.
- 27:42Speaker 2: I don't think so it doesn't sound like it. You're
- 27:45Speaker 2: wearing your favorite shirt.
- 27:47Speaker 3: Because I had a ten game win Street.
- 27:49Speaker 1: You're wearing comfort colors.
- 27:51Speaker 3: Literally, I don't know what else you guys want me
- 27:54Speaker 3: to say? What are you looking for?
- 27:57Speaker 1: I gave you cash? Like, what do you mean the cash?
- 28:00Speaker 3: Because I didn't deserve it, but I won, and.
- 28:03Speaker 2: I have the cash. It's in my backpack here.
- 28:05Speaker 3: I want and people are still coming from they're coming
- 28:07Speaker 3: from my throat. So what do I have to do?
- 28:12Speaker 1: Capitulate?
- 28:13Speaker 5: To make up for that rematchin cod play playing Francis
- 28:16Speaker 5: and pool.
- 28:19Speaker 3: There's no like We've played in pool seven thousand times
- 28:21Speaker 3: and I've lost every single time.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Yeah, he is a machie. We also just had to acknowlg.
- 28:27Speaker 3: He doesn't play pool in a fun way like most people.
- 28:30Speaker 3: When you play pool, it's like you're trying to do
- 28:31Speaker 3: cool ship like bouncing by Francis.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Even this, this is right now, what you're doing. You
- 28:35Speaker 2: have found a way to walk back what sounded like
- 28:39Speaker 2: a categorical admission of my superiority. And then you were like,
- 28:45Speaker 2: I can't, I can't let it stand. It just that
- 28:48Speaker 2: it's the fun way. He doesn't play the fun.
- 28:51Speaker 3: He doesn't play the fun when he plays play wacky
- 28:53Speaker 3: goof shots. He plays golf like you would imagine someone
- 28:55Speaker 3: who went to or not golf. Well, golf too, but.
- 28:58Speaker 2: No, that's not true, that's not true.
- 29:00Speaker 3: In golf hit driver you yeah, you play golf, you
- 29:04Speaker 3: play golf fun. But the way that he plays pool,
- 29:07Speaker 3: it's like someone gave him a cheat sheet of all
- 29:08Speaker 3: the angles before and it's just like every time he
- 29:11Speaker 3: hits a ball, you're like, well, obviously that one's going
- 29:14Speaker 3: to go directly in no doubt on that.
- 29:18Speaker 5: I think we just have to come to grips with
- 29:19Speaker 5: the fact that Francis is just really good at almost everything,
- 29:23Speaker 5: and that's infuriating.
- 29:24Speaker 1: That's equally infuriating, that's annoying.
- 29:26Speaker 3: But the problem is is that I'm not the baseline
- 29:29Speaker 3: for really good at Halo. So I feel like we've
- 29:31Speaker 3: now established that Francis is really good at Halo. I
- 29:33Speaker 3: think I suck at Halo.
- 29:35Speaker 1: And Francis also sucks.
- 29:39Speaker 3: I actually don't think Francis sucks.
- 29:41Speaker 2: I don't think I'm that good.
- 29:43Speaker 3: Yeah, but you also haven't played in twenty.
- 29:44Speaker 2: Years, right, I could use some brushing out.
- 29:46Speaker 3: So if you played like three more times, you would
- 29:48Speaker 3: actually probably be pretty good.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to I need to get back my
- 29:52Speaker 2: timing of shotgun, shot melee that used to be a
- 29:56Speaker 2: really important combination of killing for me.
- 29:59Speaker 3: There's a lot of things that I learned when we played,
- 30:01Speaker 3: and I've taken advantage of them in uh in our
- 30:03Speaker 3: in our new game.
- 30:04Speaker 2: I don't think either of us did any dual wielding.
- 30:07Speaker 3: No, neither of us did any dual wielding. And also, UH, we.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Didn't do any sticky grenading of each other.
- 30:13Speaker 3: I didn't realize how strong the sticky grenades were, and
- 30:16Speaker 3: I didn't realize or not sticky grnades. I didn't realize
- 30:19Speaker 3: I wasn't utilizing grenades as much as I should be
- 30:22Speaker 3: at all. I didn't realize they're just a one tap
- 30:24Speaker 3: if you get them in the right place, like it
- 30:25Speaker 3: kills someone immediately.
- 30:28Speaker 5: What's the next game you guys are. What's the next
- 30:30Speaker 5: time you guys are playing and playing on Rudi's thing?
- 30:34Speaker 5: What was that this week?
- 30:35Speaker 3: I don't know, I think, but we get to we
- 30:38Speaker 3: get to figure that out.
- 30:40Speaker 1: So either way, Francis, was really a job by you
- 30:44Speaker 1: and sass. You gotta win and you earned the cash.
- 30:46Speaker 5: I don't know why you didn't earn the cash, so
- 30:49Speaker 5: slap in my face and not take the prize. I've
- 30:52Speaker 5: fucking drained my bank account.
- 30:54Speaker 2: You know what. It was crazy, respectable.
- 30:56Speaker 1: My kids are having wish sandwiches.
- 30:58Speaker 3: Told frances I was gonna hold them to zero like
- 31:00Speaker 3: a fool. Zero kills Yeah, I said, my goal is
- 31:06Speaker 3: to hold you to zero.
- 31:08Speaker 2: I remember that.
- 31:09Speaker 3: And then I got on the sticks and it was
- 31:10Speaker 3: like I've never It was like I never held a
- 31:12Speaker 3: controller before. The lights were just too bright.
- 31:16Speaker 5: That is a that's a factor that the people who
- 31:18Speaker 5: are challenging you don't understand.
- 31:19Speaker 3: I'm not a land guy. I'm not I can't do
- 31:21Speaker 3: in person. I gotta be comfort of my own home.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to have your your.
- 31:26Speaker 3: Pregame blowing right in my face.
- 31:29Speaker 1: To have a piping hot diet coke?
- 31:31Speaker 2: Did you did you see the clip of you of
- 31:34Speaker 2: me saying what is this? What are you doing? You're
- 31:36Speaker 2: reworking all your controls and you started mocking me for it.
- 31:39Speaker 2: You were like every gamer wants, I'm doing the right
- 31:43Speaker 2: controls knows this, and then five minutes later you were like,
- 31:48Speaker 2: what controls did you use? Oh?
- 31:50Speaker 3: I was asking that debt of genuine curiosity.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Factory settings would be if you just like hit the
- 31:55Speaker 2: reset button on the I.
- 31:57Speaker 3: Know, but I don't know what the factory settings are
- 31:59Speaker 3: because I don't use them like I never did.
- 32:01Speaker 2: You might want to switch to that instead of all?
- 32:07Speaker 2: What is claw grip? By the way, what does that mean?
- 32:09Speaker 3: Claws when you use your pointer finger? So you what
- 32:12Speaker 3: I do is for this because I knew I wasn't
- 32:15Speaker 3: going to have my paddles on me. I uh I,
- 32:19Speaker 3: I can play claw easily. And I had been playing
- 32:21Speaker 3: Halo Claw because I was preparing for it stupidly.
- 32:25Speaker 1: But.
- 32:27Speaker 3: Pretty much when you would hold the control normally, you
- 32:30Speaker 3: would hold it like this right, and you would use
- 32:31Speaker 3: your thumbs to put on both joysticks and then say
- 32:34Speaker 3: you want to change your weapon right, which is like
- 32:36Speaker 3: why or h triangle depending on what controller, you would
- 32:41Speaker 3: pull your right thumb off of the thumb that off
- 32:44Speaker 3: of the right joystick press y. But when you play Claw,
- 32:49Speaker 3: your thumb you use your pointer finger over the top
- 32:52Speaker 3: of the four buttons, so when you would never have
- 32:55Speaker 3: to take your button, your hand off so you could
- 32:57Speaker 3: like jump and aim at the same time. I see, okay, extreme,
- 33:01Speaker 3: it's extremely uncomfortable if you don't know how to if
- 33:03Speaker 3: you like haven't done it.
- 33:05Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta have you guys run back Madden two.
- 33:08Speaker 5: The time is right.
- 33:09Speaker 1: You know what would be fun against the optic guys?
- 33:11Speaker 3: I would do NHL.
- 33:12Speaker 2: We should do Halo one Blood Gulch.
- 33:19Speaker 3: I have no idea.
- 33:20Speaker 2: I mean, that's fun because the rocket launcher's certain play.
- 33:24Speaker 3: You you know, we can just change. We can just
- 33:26Speaker 3: set up whatever guns we want in.
- 33:28Speaker 2: Halo one Blood Golch. I think it was blood golch
- 33:31Speaker 2: with this side.
- 33:31Speaker 3: I think we should stick with Halo three just because
- 33:33Speaker 3: it's easy. I think it's the most popular.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Fine.
- 33:36Speaker 3: I was playing a little bit of Halo four. Halo
- 33:38Speaker 3: four I'm way better at because the movement in that
- 33:41Speaker 3: is like pretty much if Halo four came out now,
- 33:44Speaker 3: I think that game would be massive because the movement
- 33:47Speaker 3: is so fast, which is like what all the games
- 33:49Speaker 3: are like now, rather than Halo three, where it's like
- 33:51Speaker 3: you're walking on fucking peanut butter.
- 33:55Speaker 5: Halo three tourny against people in the office, or that's
- 34:00Speaker 5: the best way.
- 34:01Speaker 3: To I know. I was talking to Robbie Fox and
- 34:03Speaker 3: he said him and ken Jack were interested.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Yeah, Robbie brought it up to me as well.
- 34:07Speaker 3: But then I'm worried, like Robbie Fox and ken Jack
- 34:09Speaker 3: are probably unreal at Halo, but they might walk like
- 34:15Speaker 3: doesn't doesn't ken Jack have a Halo master Chief head
- 34:19Speaker 3: on his desk?
- 34:23Speaker 2: So that was just he must have hated watching.
- 34:27Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like that's like the benefit of these videos.
- 34:30Speaker 5: It's like people who are actual connoisseurs of like steak
- 34:34Speaker 5: watching it, like, yeah, fun's cook steak. It's like it's
- 34:37Speaker 5: funny to rage bait them. No love a little bit
- 34:42Speaker 5: of rage bait speaking of.
- 34:43Speaker 1: We could sorry, no, no, no please.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Oh, I was just thinking of other video games.
- 34:49Speaker 2: To do.
- 34:50Speaker 3: What other video games have you played.
- 34:52Speaker 2: In my life?
- 34:53Speaker 1: FIFA?
- 34:53Speaker 2: You used to be I was okay, FIFA, I wasn't
- 34:56Speaker 2: very good. I don't know.
- 34:57Speaker 1: For the World Cup next year, that's idea.
- 35:00Speaker 3: If I've never played, like.
- 35:02Speaker 2: Twice, I liked playing Gears of War, but I liked
- 35:04Speaker 2: playing the campaign.
- 35:06Speaker 3: Yeah, if we need like a competitive game, we know
- 35:08Speaker 3: it could be fun. Uh Rocket League right, yeah, that
- 35:14Speaker 3: could be fun.
- 35:15Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know that. We never seen that. I
- 35:17Speaker 2: mean Mario Kart I could play.
- 35:20Speaker 5: Can't play that anymore without Smitty?
- 35:23Speaker 1: I'm serious?
- 35:25Speaker 2: Why not? Because that was his ship?
- 35:27Speaker 6: Bro?
- 35:27Speaker 3: Are there any GameCube games.
- 35:29Speaker 2: We could play that? There was the Mario Kart for
- 35:31Speaker 2: game QB. Mario's the one where you had I think
- 35:34Speaker 2: you had a guy on the back too.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Maybe WWE two thousand on N sixty four, that would
- 35:39Speaker 1: be sick WWF. You can let you can. It's man
- 35:43Speaker 1: on women wrestling, just like beat up a woman.
- 35:46Speaker 3: We could do m W two sniping.
- 35:48Speaker 5: We could play the w NBA video game, Yeah, Angel Reese,
- 35:54Speaker 5: Reese first, Clark, Yeah, one on one?
- 35:58Speaker 1: Which are you would be? Which you would go?
- 36:00Speaker 2: Threes?
- 36:01Speaker 1: Clark on Clark? All right, MMA.
- 36:10Speaker 5: People wanted to see you guys do the fucking MMA
- 36:12Speaker 5: video game too.
- 36:14Speaker 3: UFC game. I would do UFC game. I just gotta
- 36:18Speaker 3: learn all the button compos first.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I tried to send you guys. McGregor's Dick.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Francis replied and said, nothing's showing up.
- 36:27Speaker 2: I didn't get it. The link didn't populate for me.
- 36:30Speaker 3: That was the first thing I saw when I woke up.
- 36:33Speaker 3: It was around saying, did you guys see this in
- 36:35Speaker 3: all caps?
- 36:36Speaker 1: Say something like that.
- 36:39Speaker 5: I just wanted to make sure that you guys have
- 36:40Speaker 5: had a little cock to chew on in the morning.
- 36:44Speaker 5: What did you guys think that he was holding it
- 36:46Speaker 5: up with a weight? He was holding a weight or no,
- 36:48Speaker 5: he was holding a weight with his with his hard cock.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Oppressive, That's what I thought.
- 36:53Speaker 1: He said it to Azalea Banks, and she posted the
- 36:57Speaker 1: pictures of his cock.
- 36:59Speaker 2: Zalia Banks, she's the rapper.
- 37:00Speaker 5: Rapper yeah, and he had never corresponded with her before
- 37:03Speaker 5: and then she he just sent her his cock.
- 37:06Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just two lunatics going head to head.
- 37:10Speaker 1: Two of the craziest people. Bene porned him.
- 37:13Speaker 3: Though, und why would he send Like, isn't she she's
- 37:16Speaker 3: known to be insane.
- 37:17Speaker 1: That's probably the easiest way to get your cocky. You
- 37:20Speaker 1: don't want to post your cock, but you just want
- 37:22Speaker 1: to say anyone could.
- 37:22Speaker 3: If anyone sent their cock to his Zilio banks, it
- 37:25Speaker 3: would be on Instagram, Instagram.
- 37:27Speaker 5: It's even funny on Twitter uncircumcised too. People were loving it,
- 37:32Speaker 5: but I think that it kind of looked like a
- 37:34Speaker 5: punching bag a little bit.
- 37:35Speaker 2: It looked like the giant sandworms from Dune.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Yeah, looked like the brain from Starship Troopers.
- 37:42Speaker 3: He's got that Weinstein Winstein dick.
- 37:44Speaker 1: Yeah, he has like a Chinese finger trapped dick.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Yeah, just destroyed.
- 37:52Speaker 1: Epstein had the egg shaped dick.
- 37:54Speaker 3: Apologize for my penis. It's destroyed. I apologize it for
- 38:02Speaker 3: my dick. Yeats.
- 38:04Speaker 5: Isn't that because he like odd On or like he
- 38:07Speaker 5: spent Weinstein spent too many years taking dick pills.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Probably is Weinstein's penis picture out there?
- 38:13Speaker 3: It's destroyed.
- 38:14Speaker 2: No.
- 38:14Speaker 1: I think it was like it was like a court records.
- 38:17Speaker 3: They were like it's they were like, it's literally like
- 38:18Speaker 3: a mutant penis.
- 38:20Speaker 2: Yeah, mangled why.
- 38:22Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 38:24Speaker 5: Like the the fluid comes out from a side handle,
- 38:28Speaker 5: like a fire hose that was opened on a hot
- 38:30Speaker 5: city day.
- 38:33Speaker 3: It's got like open stitches, just got pores.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Black children jump rope.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Oh my god, a foul penis. But him.
- 38:47Speaker 5: Weinstein and Epstein both had smut put on their penises
- 38:50Speaker 5: after their horrendous crimes.
- 38:52Speaker 1: They said Epstein's was odin didn't do ship. What do
- 38:56Speaker 1: they say about ditties?
- 38:58Speaker 2: Roll?
- 38:58Speaker 1: Did ye rolled?
- 38:59Speaker 2: Dick?
- 39:01Speaker 3: Well, let's not say anything nasty about Epstein?
- 39:04Speaker 2: Or did he? Why?
- 39:05Speaker 3: So they're free men.
- 39:08Speaker 5: I saw Epstein walking on Seventh a swing in a
- 39:12Speaker 5: pocket watch whistling. I've never seen a more freeman in
- 39:16Speaker 5: my life. Yamak on I shot it out, Yeah sleep
- 39:24Speaker 5: or so Yeah, I can't believe it that that's sweeping
- 39:27Speaker 5: the nation.
- 39:27Speaker 1: What's what's your take on it?
- 39:28Speaker 5: As a guy who has his finger on the pulse
- 39:30Speaker 5: of the intelligence committee or in community.
- 39:33Speaker 2: I mean, my theory is if I if I don't
- 39:36Speaker 2: buy into conspiracy theories really in any direction, that I'm
- 39:40Speaker 2: not gonna I'm not gonna point out hypocrisy when it
- 39:44Speaker 2: works against you know, either side. I guess I'm just
- 39:49Speaker 2: I'm just I'm going to ignore all of it.
- 39:51Speaker 5: Didn't they didn't like they say that there was like
- 39:54Speaker 5: four edits on the video of him in his cell
- 39:57Speaker 5: in Adobe premiere for Saves.
- 40:00Speaker 3: Four saves. Yeah, two edits for Saves. Yeah, I think so? Yeah,
- 40:05Speaker 3: why why Francis.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Why would they answer me this?
- 40:09Speaker 5: Why would they edit it two times and save it
- 40:12Speaker 5: force four times?
- 40:13Speaker 3: I would just need to save it four times.
- 40:14Speaker 2: So is the implication? Is the implication here that now
- 40:18Speaker 2: that Trump is telling everyone to move on, that something
- 40:22Speaker 2: has come out that implicates him?
- 40:24Speaker 3: No, or I think it's just he's just saying he's
- 40:26Speaker 3: not putting it out.
- 40:28Speaker 5: But yes, that is the yes, that it implicates him
- 40:31Speaker 5: or someone he's trying to protect, potentially the Israelis, I don't.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Know, or just like the entire US government. Yeah, yeah,
- 40:44Speaker 3: I mean I'm assuming that's probably the concern is that
- 40:47Speaker 3: if it comes out that our entire country will crumble.
- 40:50Speaker 2: Can I look right, I'm I'm just sick. I just
- 40:54Speaker 2: accept that there's a bunch of bullshit happening. What what
- 40:58Speaker 2: can what can we do about it? What? Would we
- 41:01Speaker 2: be able to do.
- 41:02Speaker 5: I think you need to get we need to get
- 41:04Speaker 5: the hundred guys that were going to fight the gorilla tender,
- 41:08Speaker 5: one hundred best guys and fucking figure it out. I
- 41:11Speaker 5: think you'd be one of them.
- 41:12Speaker 2: Honestly, I guess, my, my, what I come back to.
- 41:15Speaker 2: And maybe this is really fucking dumb, but I like
- 41:20Speaker 2: my life. My life is pretty good. I like being
- 41:24Speaker 2: an American, and I feel pretty lucky. And uh, I'm
- 41:30Speaker 2: sure there's a whole bunch of bullshit that if someone
- 41:33Speaker 2: pulled back the curtain, we'd all be fucking astonished. Fire drill,
- 41:41Speaker 2: we'd be astonished to learn that, you know, what was
- 41:44Speaker 2: really going on?
- 41:45Speaker 3: Do we have fired? We have we ever had a
- 41:47Speaker 3: fire drill?
- 41:48Speaker 1: There was one last week, there's one on Friday. But if,
- 41:51Speaker 1: but if, would you guys stop talking about the.
- 41:56Speaker 7: Right right.
- 41:58Speaker 2: But because because uh uh that hasn't happened, and and uh,
- 42:03Speaker 2: I don't know if it ever will. Then I'm just
- 42:05Speaker 2: gonna continue to choose ignorance and not worry about things
- 42:10Speaker 2: I can't control. Because you're choosing action, then that's gonna
- 42:13Speaker 2: then that's gonna dampen my ability to enjoy the nice
- 42:18Speaker 2: things that being an American has given me. I don't know.
- 42:22Speaker 5: Maybe the problem is, like we look at your halo
- 42:24Speaker 5: and your tool playing, your golf experience, how good you
- 42:28Speaker 5: are at so many things. If you just put your
- 42:31Speaker 5: mind to this, I think that you could get to
- 42:33Speaker 5: the bottom.
- 42:33Speaker 2: Of the people are looking to me be the least
- 42:38Speaker 2: of the Epstein revelations.
- 42:40Speaker 6: I think you could, dude.
- 42:42Speaker 1: I think you could not only figure it out, but
- 42:44Speaker 1: get to the bottom of it in a charming way.
- 42:46Speaker 2: My assumption then becomes that there are people who are
- 42:48Speaker 2: far more qualified and connected than I am, who are
- 42:51Speaker 2: already working on this. A Bob Woodward kind of guy,
- 42:58Speaker 2: who you know, uncovered Gate.
- 43:00Speaker 5: You're the new media like you are the Bob Woodward. Now,
- 43:03Speaker 5: all those guys are compromised.
- 43:05Speaker 2: I don't seek truth anymore. I've given up on it.
- 43:09Speaker 5: Those guys are all owned by Jeff Bezos, who probably
- 43:12Speaker 5: has his own island that's under wraps. The Washington Post,
- 43:18Speaker 5: owned by Amazon.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Prime Day just passed. How do you think Bezos is
- 43:23Speaker 1: celebrating Prime Day? Probably cracking into the spine of a
- 43:27Speaker 1: six year old and drinking it like a fucking caprice son.
- 43:35Speaker 1: If you don't think he's doing wild shit. The amount
- 43:38Speaker 1: of people that were at his party. Did you guys
- 43:42Speaker 1: see his birthday party? Or no, his wedding?
- 43:44Speaker 5: I'm sorry his wedding and where's Venice? And like the
- 43:47Speaker 5: whole Kardashian clan was there. They have to be kicking
- 43:52Speaker 5: up or like their problems are like known by him.
- 43:57Speaker 1: There has to be a reason for that. They don't
- 43:59Speaker 1: fucking know him.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Does it bother you or do you enjoy it when
- 44:04Speaker 2: you think about all of that?
- 44:06Speaker 1: What conspiracies?
- 44:07Speaker 2: Yeah? Does it piss you off?
- 44:10Speaker 1: I mean pissing me off that kids are getting.
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- 46:00Speaker 3: Off down with the team. The game time app today?
- 46:02Speaker 3: What time is it? Game time?
- 46:03Speaker 1: Another just doing a test and then they're fucking slow
- 46:06Speaker 1: playing that. Can I have your attention, please, Jesus Christ.
- 46:09Speaker 5: I think it pisses me off, but I think it's
- 46:11Speaker 5: also just like the news of the day, right, so
- 46:13Speaker 5: it's like fun to talk about, like how war is
- 46:17Speaker 5: fun to talk about, or political corruptions fun to talk.
- 46:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Sometimes I just wish that, uh,
- 46:26Speaker 2: this is gonna sound real Kumbaia, But I don't know.
- 46:29Speaker 2: I wish that like every once in a while we
- 46:31Speaker 2: could find a moment where everyone was like marginally happy
- 46:36Speaker 2: even though they have different views.
- 46:40Speaker 5: Well, I think the happiness is like gauged by how
- 46:47Speaker 5: small the issues that people make a big deal out of,
- 46:50Speaker 5: Like people will always have something to complain about, but
- 46:54Speaker 5: if it's really small things, if people are like, yeah,
- 46:56Speaker 5: this fucking swimmer is like defining what men and women
- 47:01Speaker 5: are and it's like okay, Like on the grand scheme
- 47:04Speaker 5: of things, that's pretty fucking small, like like the women
- 47:09Speaker 5: swimming or trans athletes swimming, Like that's not a fucking
- 47:13Speaker 5: big deal. But like things are pretty good if that's
- 47:16Speaker 5: what we're focusing on, don't you think?
- 47:18Speaker 2: Uh yeah, but I think people stop talking about the
- 47:22Speaker 2: Trands swimming issue when Israel bombed Iran.
- 47:27Speaker 3: You'd be surprised. Some people are like, Israel bombed Iran
- 47:32Speaker 3: and there's this bitch in the pool.
- 47:36Speaker 1: Yeah, to distract from this bitch in the pool. Yeah,
- 47:41Speaker 1: people are pissed, but Penn had to fully apologize for
- 47:45Speaker 1: all that shit. They're fucking the money up.
- 47:48Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I get it. I sound uh.
- 47:52Speaker 1: No, I agree, But there's never gonna be there.
- 47:54Speaker 5: There's just like because of the nature of our news media,
- 47:58Speaker 5: like people need something to be like whipped into a
- 48:02Speaker 5: frenzy about like CNN and Fox News and everybody in
- 48:07Speaker 5: between are gonna need something to be like.
- 48:09Speaker 1: This is the thing you need to worry about today,
- 48:11Speaker 1: no matter what. Yeah, there's not going to be like
- 48:14Speaker 1: the John Krasinski Good News Channel from COVID that's gonna like, of.
- 48:19Speaker 2: Course, and I don't need it to be that. I
- 48:21Speaker 2: think that I've just seen now so many cycles where
- 48:26Speaker 2: it's like, Okay, this party's in power, and then the
- 48:30Speaker 2: other party fucking hates them and is miserable, and the
- 48:33Speaker 2: party in power then calls all those people sore people
- 48:36Speaker 2: or whatever, and then it switches and everyone flops it
- 48:39Speaker 2: the other way. And I don't I don't know. I
- 48:42Speaker 2: can't remember a time in my lifetime where the team
- 48:46Speaker 2: the party that was not in power still admitted that
- 48:50Speaker 2: things weren't horrible. And you hear about I remember hearing
- 48:54Speaker 2: about Clinton, and I think people before the whole sex scandal,
- 48:58Speaker 2: like he was I need to recognize as being a
- 49:01Speaker 2: decent president before him Reagan, right, And yet I don't
- 49:08Speaker 2: know that I've experienced from like an adult standpoint.
- 49:11Speaker 5: Well, the only the last time that that happened was
- 49:13Speaker 5: when there was that John McCain debate and this like
- 49:17Speaker 5: old lady was.
- 49:18Speaker 1: Like, how are we going to put him in office?
- 49:21Speaker 1: Like he's an Arab, he's a Muslim, And then John
- 49:24Speaker 1: McCain corrector.
- 49:25Speaker 5: He was like, no, no, he's a good man.
- 49:30Speaker 2: He's a good man.
- 49:37Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's a good man. And everyone's like, wow,
- 49:42Speaker 1: we can't reach across.
- 49:43Speaker 2: The aisle and admit that Muslims are not good.
- 49:48Speaker 5: No, no, no, he's a good man. Don't say that
- 49:51Speaker 5: he's a good man. I wouldn't wish that on my
- 49:54Speaker 5: worst enemy being called him. But yeah, it's not it's
- 49:59Speaker 5: not like that anymore, or people are culted out.
- 50:03Speaker 2: I get bummed out about it. I get bummed out
- 50:05Speaker 2: about people being so angry all the time that it
- 50:08Speaker 2: just makes me disconnect and and not not and choose
- 50:11Speaker 2: not to.
- 50:11Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna hate to see that South Carolina put
- 50:14Speaker 1: the Confederate flag back up at their state house. I
- 50:19Speaker 1: don't know if you saw that.
- 50:20Speaker 2: I did not see that.
- 50:23Speaker 1: That looks badass on you.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Did they really do that?
- 50:27Speaker 1: Spit spit something from a mad villain has spit.
- 50:30Speaker 3: Some doom for us. Yeah, get a hold of my bow.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Chem a goodly question.
- 50:38Speaker 3: I'm a slip them son.
- 50:41Speaker 5: People give me h mf dom way more love after
- 50:44Speaker 5: you passed away. Yeah, give him his fucking flowers. And
- 50:48Speaker 5: the opposite thing is happening with Kobe right now. Everybody's
- 50:51Speaker 5: fucking putting smut on Kobe's name.
- 50:52Speaker 1: He's been dead long enough.
- 50:53Speaker 2: Why the rape? Well, they're back to that.
- 50:57Speaker 1: That not even that.
- 50:59Speaker 2: They won't let go.
- 51:02Speaker 1: He's a good man. I think they're saying he's a
- 51:07Speaker 1: shitty basketball player. Just across the board.
- 51:09Speaker 3: They are saying that now too, Hm, saying he couldn't
- 51:13Speaker 3: have done it without Jack.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Except he did, saying he wouldn't have been as good
- 51:18Speaker 1: without chat Ept. All right, is that time.
- 51:25Speaker 3: I'd think so. I think it's well over. If I
- 51:27Speaker 3: had to guess, all right, Hour fifteen started at twelve
- 51:32Speaker 3: for Pitt and Peak. Let's go Pitt and Peak. It's
- 51:40Speaker 3: good peak of the weekend. Let's see what did I
- 51:47Speaker 3: do this weekend? I had a lot of spots that
- 51:49Speaker 3: was good. I would say that was probably the peak.
- 51:53Speaker 3: I did it. I did it. I've been crushing. I've
- 51:57Speaker 3: been doing a ton of I've been working a lot,
- 52:00Speaker 3: and I made some I did some good ship yesterday,
- 52:02Speaker 3: which was good.
- 52:03Speaker 1: You weirdly have like a up taking work ethic.
- 52:07Speaker 3: I've always had a good work ethic. People just don't think.
- 52:10Speaker 1: You had a good and it went to great.
- 52:12Speaker 3: It's always been great. You had a great and it
- 52:15Speaker 3: went to Everyone thinks that I don't do anything.
- 52:17Speaker 1: I said you had good work ethic, and you said,
- 52:20Speaker 1: you said, I've always had a good at work ethic,
- 52:21Speaker 1: and I said, it's been good, and now you went
- 52:23Speaker 1: to great.
- 52:24Speaker 3: It's great right now, it's great.
- 52:25Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You've been working more and more willing.
- 52:30Speaker 3: To work pit of the week, though it's tough. Brad,
- 52:35Speaker 3: I don't know fucking Friday. I guess Friday during the day,
- 52:39Speaker 3: I was bored as fuck all day. I was probably, Yeah,
- 52:43Speaker 3: I had nothing to do. No one was gaming. I
- 52:46Speaker 3: didn't feel like gaming. My spots weren't until eleven thirty.
- 52:52Speaker 1: You haven't fished in a fucking minute.
- 52:53Speaker 3: So much time fished last week for hours, didn't catch anything.
- 52:59Speaker 1: That's two week pit. What was your those peaches?
- 53:04Speaker 3: You got pit and peak, peek and pit?
- 53:08Speaker 2: What did I do?
- 53:09Speaker 1: Strawberries?
- 53:11Speaker 2: Chicken salad with a smoked chicken. Did you use grapes
- 53:15Speaker 2: or nuts? Grapes in the chicken celery? Uh? Walnuts? And
- 53:22Speaker 2: I tried to go with more of a vinegar. And
- 53:25Speaker 2: then then I didn't like I didn't want to go
- 53:27Speaker 2: heavy on mayonnaise, so did that. Oh and then I
- 53:30Speaker 2: found some really good sweet corn that I wrapped in
- 53:33Speaker 2: tinfoil and grilled, and I did it perfectly. It was
- 53:35Speaker 2: all just about touch and feel. And then I mounted
- 53:37Speaker 2: a dart board and I started throwing darts.
- 53:40Speaker 3: Oh love that.
- 53:41Speaker 2: That was fun.
- 53:41Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I was throwing darts pretty recently myself. We
- 53:44Speaker 3: were throwing darts in Lake Placid.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Next U, next round dot com me versus Harry and
- 53:49Speaker 2: Cricket on darts, or we could play five oh one.
- 53:52Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you'll win. I'm I'm not good at darts.
- 53:57Speaker 5: Pall of duty in there just so you can get
- 53:59Speaker 5: a resounding winds. So you're willing to take a fat
- 54:03Speaker 5: loss in darts or pool or something like that.
- 54:05Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea.
- 54:06Speaker 2: I drank all my main beer company. I think I've
- 54:09Speaker 2: been drinking a little too much. You have.
- 54:11Speaker 3: I've been meaning to say something about it.
- 54:13Speaker 2: I have been having a lot of alcohol, just a
- 54:17Speaker 2: booze bag. Didn't sleep very well last night because the drinks.
- 54:21Speaker 2: Woke up at three point thirty to drink more, didn't
- 54:23Speaker 2: fall back asleep till six thirty. A dreamward.
- 54:29Speaker 3: Didn't fall back asleep until you were properly fucked.
- 54:39Speaker 2: Oh, I guess this is good news. I went to
- 54:41Speaker 2: see that infectious disease doctors. Oh yeah, and uh. She
- 54:46Speaker 2: determined that we did some testing and it was not
- 54:49Speaker 2: it's not line disease. The bite the bipe did not
- 54:52Speaker 2: convert into line disease, but it was the ticket. It
- 54:55Speaker 2: was a take. I think she thought it was the
- 54:57Speaker 2: that there were remnants of the tech that I had
- 55:01Speaker 2: not fully pulled out damn, which is what sometimes happens.
- 55:05Speaker 2: You got to get every piece out.
- 55:06Speaker 3: So do they get it out or do they just.
- 55:08Speaker 2: Like by that point it had it had gone out,
- 55:10Speaker 2: but it was then it was like mildly infected. So
- 55:13Speaker 2: that's what caused.
- 55:14Speaker 5: Have you guys heard of a bug? And I'm gonna
- 55:15Speaker 5: spell it? C h I G G E R.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Yep.
- 55:19Speaker 3: I've heard of them now, Jeremy Lynn, spell it again.
- 55:29Speaker 3: Spell it again for me, please, c H I G
- 55:32Speaker 3: G E R.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Oh Man.
- 55:36Speaker 3: I'm not ringing any bells.
- 55:38Speaker 1: What do they do? They're like they're at the beach.
- 55:39Speaker 1: I don't I'm always scared to even say it out loud.
- 55:42Speaker 2: I don't know what they are.
- 55:44Speaker 3: But one skip it.
- 55:48Speaker 1: What do you mean it's not a bug?
- 55:50Speaker 3: Yes it is. You just ignore it altogether.
- 55:53Speaker 5: You just don't talk about it. Is it is a thing?
- 55:56Speaker 2: Though? Oh?
- 56:00Speaker 1: This this that bug very one.
- 56:04Speaker 2: I watched a really weird movie last night. I'm trying
- 56:08Speaker 2: to watch The New York Times put out there one
- 56:10Speaker 2: hundred best movies of the twenty first century, and they
- 56:14Speaker 2: did the editor's picks, and then they did the reader's picks.
- 56:18Speaker 2: So I'm going off the readers picks because I thought
- 56:20Speaker 2: that would be a little bit more.
- 56:22Speaker 1: Isn't Moulholland Drive number two?
- 56:23Speaker 2: Number two? And that's the one I watched one.
- 56:25Speaker 1: I've never seen it. Bro Is it good?
- 56:27Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it's the weirdest fucking movie.
- 56:33Speaker 3: You've seen it?
- 56:34Speaker 2: You've seen it? Really? Yes?
- 56:36Speaker 1: Was it number two? No?
- 56:37Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I didn't love it, but I thought
- 56:39Speaker 3: it was fine.
- 56:40Speaker 2: It was.
- 56:40Speaker 3: It was a good It was like weird.
- 56:42Speaker 2: It's it's so weird and it didn't it was so confusing,
- 56:47Speaker 2: but I didn't lose interest, which I think is a testament. Yeah,
- 56:51Speaker 2: it's all metaphorical about the Hollywood dream and the dark
- 56:55Speaker 2: side of Hollywood, and there's all sorts of like.
- 56:57Speaker 1: Oh, he's it like a La La Land situation.
- 56:59Speaker 2: No, it's it's like Blend's Reality Versus Dream and Man
- 57:07Speaker 2: super weird. But I guess I've never seen any movie
- 57:10Speaker 2: like it, so that is speaking highly of it in
- 57:15Speaker 2: some way.
- 57:16Speaker 3: That's the one where she's like living in the guest house.
- 57:19Speaker 2: Yeah, aunt's yeah, time, it's.
- 57:23Speaker 1: I don't know a thing about it, and that makes it.
- 57:25Speaker 3: I actually think I might have missed the last like
- 57:27Speaker 3: thirty minute. I think I was like, I'm out.
- 57:29Speaker 2: I can't.
- 57:30Speaker 3: Now that I think about.
- 57:31Speaker 2: It, I don't know how much more that like, I
- 57:33Speaker 2: don't I can't say that you missed the point.
- 57:36Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I know the ending is kind of
- 57:38Speaker 3: just I don't want to but I know there is
- 57:40Speaker 3: no ending. It's kind of just like.
- 57:42Speaker 2: There's no clarity. You have to go on you have
- 57:45Speaker 2: to go on Reddit and stuff like that and read
- 57:47Speaker 2: and then it's like, I love a visiting psychiatrist come
- 57:51Speaker 2: in who's written many books and this was their interpretation.
- 57:55Speaker 3: I love a good two hour movie that you had
- 57:57Speaker 3: to google what it was about when you're done.
- 57:59Speaker 2: Sure did. And by the way, there's no cons It
- 58:04Speaker 2: is a completely They call it a Rarshack test of
- 58:06Speaker 2: a movie where it's like whatever you see is what
- 58:09Speaker 2: it is. And he pulled that off. It's David Lynch.
- 58:13Speaker 2: Do you like him? Nor have I? I thought I had?
- 58:17Speaker 1: What else does he?
- 58:18Speaker 3: I've seen a couple of his.
- 58:21Speaker 2: Blue Valentine blue velvet. Excuse me?
- 58:26Speaker 1: So this is their top ten parasites.
- 58:28Speaker 5: Number one, that's crack, that's that's deservedly the best movie
- 58:31Speaker 5: on June Hoe, No Country for Old Men.
- 58:35Speaker 1: Number three, amazing perfect, There Will Be Blood, also amazing perfect.
- 58:40Speaker 1: Is your Stellar? I think it's a little.
- 58:45Speaker 2: No, I think it's overrated.
- 58:46Speaker 3: I don't think it's over That movie frustrates met.
- 58:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that. I think that movie is
- 58:55Speaker 1: Dark Knight number six deserve it deserved. Mad Max Fury Road,
- 58:59Speaker 1: I think a little litle bit.
- 59:01Speaker 2: I love that movie. I could watch that movie every
- 59:06Speaker 2: six months and never get tired of it.
- 59:08Speaker 1: I think I watched it on a plane one time,
- 59:09Speaker 1: and I.
- 59:10Speaker 2: Can't do that scroll and no way.
- 59:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it there on the road if we're
- 59:17Speaker 1: talking Cormack McCarthy books. But then Spirited Away is number eight.
- 59:21Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that.
- 59:23Speaker 3: It's pretty good. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like the
- 59:27Speaker 3: most probably the most famous anime movie ever.
- 59:30Speaker 1: Not Akira.
- 59:31Speaker 3: I don't. I'd say probably spirited as far as I'm concerned, and.
- 59:35Speaker 1: Eternal sunshine and then spotless or eternal sunshine, social network
- 59:39Speaker 1: and glorious bastards or nine ten to eleven.
- 59:42Speaker 3: I would put social network higher.
- 59:44Speaker 2: Social network get higher for.
- 59:45Speaker 1: Sure, glorious bastards to be honest.
- 59:49Speaker 2: Anyway, So that was what I did. That was my weekend.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Roun your your.
- 59:55Speaker 1: My pit was my son threw up down my shirt somehow,
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: just down. I mean this is multiple times a day.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: I'll get thrown up more.
- 1:00:03Speaker 5: But down my shirt was insane, just as if I
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: was lackedated. Just it was fucking insane. And I think,
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: I guess that's my peak as well. It was fantastic.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: Nothing like that. And swapping. That was a fun one.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: I had a nice round of golf. I shot seventy seven.
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: That was good. That was probably my low round of
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: god damn summer. Maybe I had one seventy six Farmers
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: Markets one over, no, no, no. The place I play
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: is par seventy one, so six over three birdies not bad.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: One eleven eighteen.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: We've got to have you guys doing a break in
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: one hundred series.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Harry can break one hundred Yeah, I think.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: I can break onred.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: I'm talking bowling.
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: I actually don't know if I can break a hundred.
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: To be honest, if I added up like all of
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: like the just the tops and the times I'm in
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: the woods and shit, I might be pretty close to
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: one hundred.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: If you play smart, like if you were coached through
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: it and played to avoid danger, I think you could
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: do it pretty easily. Yeah.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: I think if I literally just hit iron.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Eh.
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: I kind of figured out mine.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: I was. We got about three weeks left until the
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: member guest and.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: Guest already happened.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Well, that was the other that was the old member guest.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: It's a different number that's the guest member and this one.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: So I asked the head golf pro, I said, how
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: are we going to deal with handicap manipulation? And he said, uh,
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: it's whatever the person's lowest handicap was for the month.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: And I don't think that that is going back far enough.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: People are going to start smurfing.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: That's a big that's smurfing at its finest.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: Dude, there's a there's a club. A buddy of mine
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: was telling me about a member guest that he's playing
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: in in a place in New Jersey. I can't remember
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: the club. They take your lowest handicap from the year.
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: So that to me is really because that that can
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: actually you could you could go up a full point
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: or two without cheating, Like you just stop playing, or
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: you get injured, or you get the yips, whatever the
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: fuck it is, and you're still going to be playing
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: off when you were playing your best eight months prior. So.
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: I mean, if you play golf a lot, I would
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: assume like your best, like playing your last year, is
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: probably pretty consistent with your best ever, right me?
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: Like you, No, six years ago, I was at my best.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: I was significantly better. Really yeah, not significant I was.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: I got down to like a three something.
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: Oh, I would assume for golf it would just be
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: you just keep getting better.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: No, it's all about like how much you can consistently
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: play and the if I'm just stringing together huge periods
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: of time time where I'm really playing a lot and
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: working on my game and like putting and stuff, yeah yeah,
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: then I'll be good. But I'm playing I'm playing pretty
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: well right now.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: What was happening six years ago?
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: I know I just had that down to the day. Well,
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: I remember it was the first time I worked at barstool.
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: I was playing.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: I don't know, you had an ego boost and it
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: was reflecting in the golf game.
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: I don't think that.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: With confidence is good.
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's key anyway, it's driving at four hundred.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: I could do anything.
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: Let me get this blog out real quick. I'm sorry guys,
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: New Lifestyle.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: One of the four blogs that we wrote per day.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: Who did you beat in? Uh? Who did you beat
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: in barseol idol the first time? Who's like the runner up?
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: Mm hmm?
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: It was a young guy who was I think did
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: they do that?
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: Cried a bunch.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: No, No, that was diferent season. This guy had worked
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: at a complex or something like that, and he was
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: more of someone who was good at at galvanizing other
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: personalities behind a decent idea. So whereas I was just
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: doing stuff kind of by myself. Yeah, yeah, h you
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: were doing stuff.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: Yeah, And he was run dot com. Why don't you
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: do you guys do a video and you do all
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: the work.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: His ideas were good and I think they realized that.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: But Dave, I'll never forget it because they showed our fine.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: It was down to me in this guy and it
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: was the last day, and it had been an insane week.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: I mean, I was fucking terrified the whole time. I
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: couldn't eat. I went from being in you know, basically
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: an open micer to being on Facebook Live at the
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: end of every day in front of however, many tens
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: of thousands of people were watching this thing. And I
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: remember it got down to me and this guy and
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: we showed the videos that we'd made that day, and uh,
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: I remember Dave turning. Kevin was behind one shoulder and
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: Big Cat was behind the other, and me and the
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: other guy were sitting across the table and he was
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: going to fire one of us. He's the other one
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: as the winner. And Dave turned and said, what do
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: you guys think? And Kevin was like, well, you know,
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: they're both good. I mean, I think it really depends
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: on what we're looking for here at Barsool, like, and
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: Dave goes, oh, oh, I think it's an easy decision.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: I think he's clearly better, pointed to me, and I
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: was like, oh, I think I'm gonna win a job.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: This is crazy and it then then they gave it
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: to me, and that was fucking amazing.
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: Yeah, always forget that's how you got hired.
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: That was awesome. It was cool.
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: I remember leaving the office that day and you were
- 1:05:53Speaker 5: just kind of like holding court like you just were
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: just like kind of regaling people of like how how
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: the week had been was very nice. It was just
- 1:06:01Speaker 5: like you could see the like triumph in your body language.
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of relief. I was glad.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: And then you know, shortly after that things got horrible.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Oh you had a couple of good rounds of golf
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: in between.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: Yeah, sure did.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: Let's just say that.
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: No, but I know the first month was ridiculous. That
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: was when I got in trouble for messaging the swimsuit
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: models and asking them out, asking one of them out
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: on a date?
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Is that not what we do here? I thought that
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: that was kind of the bar school.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: Wait yeah, anyway, so fun stuff, and now you're here
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: now that feels like a lifetime ago. That was twenty seventeen,
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: eight years ago. Harry was in middle school.
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: Nope, high school really, yeah, I.
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: Was.
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: I was going go with the complex. Guy's funny and
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: we'll see you guys on Thursday.
- 1:07:02Speaker 6: Goodbye was on.
- 1:07:23Speaker 7: Steve still underground, So I looked out to you game around.
- 1:07:40Speaker 7: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
- 1:07:48Speaker 7: one day. What drip.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: Was?
- 1:08:03Speaker 7: So?
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: So?
- 1:08:05Speaker 7: Then you need something, No, I'm coming, i'mos a phone long.
- 1:08:20Speaker 7: I was on a phoney long. I was on your
- 1:08:27Speaker 7: phone in one I was selling your phone line. The
- 1:08:38Speaker 7: strange say I was falling one way, sae. Just a
- 1:09:09Speaker 7: just the bas basketball flap of the call. Just a
- 1:09:15Speaker 7: man not reg take aad of du guess the's ge.
- 1:10:04Speaker 7: Don't get a spad