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Mic Drop Comedy Plano _ Comedian Jordan Conley(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to Mic Drop Comedy's podcast for the Mic
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Speaker 1: Drop Comedy Plano. I'm Camille Waters, I'm your host, and
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Speaker 1: today we have a very special guest. If he's in
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Speaker 1: the chat, where is he at?
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Speaker 2: That's where I am.
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Speaker 1: That's where I am.
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Speaker 2: Looking grainy. Surprise.
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Speaker 1: We shooting this on an Etch-a-Sketch surprise. This podcast is
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Speaker 1: shot from 1973. So welcome to the past. I won't
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Speaker 1: get you, sucker.
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Speaker 2: We're going to do a lot of Jive Turkey-ing in here. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that was... I'm going to get you Psycho in the 70s. Yes,
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Speaker 2: it was. For sure. For sure.
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Speaker 1: I can see Dolomite saying that, you know. See somebody
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Speaker 1: say that in a cutie. Jordan, I know you did
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Speaker 1: our other Mic Drop podcast, but... This is a whole
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Speaker 1: new branch of people. Hopefully, these are the Plano, Texas people,
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Speaker 1: and we'd love to get to know you.
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Speaker 2: Wait, did I do another Mic Drop one? Was the
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Speaker 2: second one a Mic Drop one?
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Speaker 1: It kind of counts. It counts. It's a secret, secret
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Speaker 1: squirrel Mic Drop podcast.
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Speaker 2: Okay. That makes sense. That does make sense with the
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Speaker 2: connections to good old lives, unlimited experiences.
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Speaker 1: Good old laughs unlimited. But we want to get to
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Speaker 1: know you over here. So we'll eventually have more questions,
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Speaker 1: but what's, tell us a little bit about yourself, about
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Speaker 1: yourself and your comedy.
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Speaker 2: If people are listening to this online, I hope this
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Speaker 2: doesn't stop you from buying tickets, but I'm black. That's
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Speaker 2: something to know. I'm a very nerdy dude. I have
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Speaker 2: Disney tattoos. If you are watching this, you see the background.
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Speaker 2: You see the Disney ears? I got Christmas stuff still out.
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Speaker 2: It's got to go away. That's a Pikachu sweater right there.
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Speaker 2: This is a Star Wars outfit I'm wearing. I'm married
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Speaker 2: to a woman. Even though you see everything and I've
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Speaker 2: said everything about the nerd. She's also Disney. And we
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Speaker 2: have a kid. One and a half years old. I
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Speaker 2: want to say that's everything on the Pisces. That's not
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Speaker 2: the sign of a Pisces. But I don't know. Does
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Speaker 2: a Pisces make a sound?
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Speaker 1: I think Pisces are fish, so no. Ooh, a little
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Speaker 1: underwater melody.
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Speaker 2: This is also, I woke up from a nap probably,
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Speaker 2: was it 1.23 now? Let's say 12.55. Okay. Oh, snap, Jordan.
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Speaker 2: So that was.
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Speaker 2: It would have been a stronger, robust sound.
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Speaker 1: Like a whale sound?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was trying to go whale, but my body...
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Speaker 2: Give me your best whale.
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Speaker 1: You got any whale in you right now?
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Speaker 2: I would never say it like that, but that's a
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Speaker 2: way to say that. Got any whale in you right now?
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Speaker 2: That sounds like a fun sex ad. Like a pop-up ad.
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Speaker 2: Got any whale in you right now?
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Speaker 1: What are we getting into in the afternoon?
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Speaker 2: 1.20 getting some whale in you. Let's see. Hello. Finding Nemo.
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Speaker 1: Round of applause for the Finding Nemo callback.
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Speaker 2: We love Finding Nemo. The only whale sounds I will
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Speaker 2: ever make is based on Dory from Finding Nemo. Yes.
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Speaker 1: All right. Dory did a great job. Terribly underrated.
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Speaker 2: Locked in.
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Speaker 1: Talk about lock in. Locking in, Dory.
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Speaker 2: Lock in and clock in. Lock in and clock in.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I want to ask a fun question. You can
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Speaker 1: answer either one.
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
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Speaker 1: So you can either... Oh, let's do both. First one.
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Speaker 1: Who is the funniest person you know that is not
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Speaker 1: a comic?
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Speaker 2: Funniest person I know that's not a comic is it
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Speaker 2: like alive or dead type of vibes yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like alive or dead.
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Speaker 2: Yeah it'd be my granddad yeah that's why I was
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Speaker 2: like does alive or dead matter yeah my granddad on
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Speaker 2: my mom's side funniest dude in the freaking world there
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Speaker 2: is nobody funnier there's no comedian funnier I personally think
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Speaker 2: all the funniest people in the world are not comedians
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Speaker 2: But if they were to be comedians, it wouldn't translate. Right.
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Speaker 2: I don't even think I'm the funniest one in my family,
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Speaker 2: but I'm the funniest one in my family that can
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Speaker 2: go on stage. Professionally. You know what I mean? But
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Speaker 2: if you hung out with me and my family, you'd
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Speaker 2: be like, Jordan's a loser. Jordan's an amateur. How am
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Speaker 2: I even doing this? Because they are roasting out here.
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Speaker 1: They are. I feel like that's most comedians. Most comedians
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Speaker 1: are not the funniest person in their family because their
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Speaker 1: family is hilarious, but they couldn't do it on stage.
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Speaker 1: But they get them in the house. It's like, I'm hurting.
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Speaker 1: I've laughed so hard. I'm, I'm hurt.
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Speaker 2: I've literally done a comedy show where, oh, I can
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Speaker 2: mention it because he's not, he, he, he doesn't listen
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Speaker 2: to podcasts. So we're fine. It was with my uncle.
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Speaker 2: And it was at the church. And they were like, oh,
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Speaker 2: let's just get all the funniest people we know to
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Speaker 2: be on this thing. And this was before I was
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Speaker 2: a stand-up comedian. But I still had my notebook of jokes.
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Speaker 2: So he was the, because it was like a comedy show,
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Speaker 2: but not really. He was the last one to speak.
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Speaker 2: He bombed hard. And people were like, no, but you're
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Speaker 2: like the funniest guy at this church. And then I
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Speaker 2: went up, got everyone to laugh. I just had my
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Speaker 2: notebook of stuff I had written down being at that church.
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Speaker 2: And then he just got up and kind of did
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Speaker 2: what he normally does. But it just, everybody was like, hmm, okay. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it was so trippy. But he is one of the
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Speaker 2: funniest people as well. So it's so trippy. with how
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Speaker 2: it works as a comedian and not a comedian being funny. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's a little bit more. I think people think just
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Speaker 1: because they're funny that they can be a comedian, but
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Speaker 1: there's also like, there's some science to it. There's some
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Speaker 1: math to it. There's a rhythm to it. Like it's
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Speaker 1: more than just being funny.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you want to know the other crazy thing about
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Speaker 2: being a comedian as we completely derail whatever's supposed to
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Speaker 2: happen next on this podcast is when you, So I
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Speaker 2: was undefeated class clown. Like I never lost. Every year
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Speaker 2: it was offered from elementary, because they didn't do it
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Speaker 2: in college, elementary all the way through high school. Matter
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Speaker 2: of fact, I got told by the committee, by the ASB,
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Speaker 2: my freshman year, hey, you can't be a part of
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Speaker 2: class clown. I was like, I didn't vote. I didn't know.
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Speaker 2: What are we talking about? Apparently people tried to vote me.
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Speaker 2: Class clown my freshman year. That's how much I was
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Speaker 2: just the funny kid. But when you become a stand-up comedian,
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Speaker 2: anytime you do something funny offstage, there's the comedian. It's like, no, bro.
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Speaker 2: That's just my person. I'm not always working bits on you.
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Speaker 1: Literally.
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Speaker 2: Craziest thing.
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Speaker 1: I'm not always just running sets.
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Speaker 2: I went to the movies the other day. Oh, here
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Speaker 2: we go. No, I just went to the movies the
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Speaker 2: other day. Oh, okay. I thought you were doing one
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Speaker 2: of your... Dude, what are we talking about? It's so wild. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you can't do anything.
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Speaker 1: I feel like even with other comedians, you can't say
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Speaker 1: anything funny and they'd be like, oh, write that down.
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Speaker 1: That's a bit. I'm just having a conversation. It will
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Speaker 1: be funny if I remember it tonight when I go
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Speaker 1: home and I write it down.
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Speaker 2: But right now, I'm just talking. It's both ways, too, though.
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Speaker 2: Because if you go to a comedian and you're like, hey,
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Speaker 2: it's cancer. Oh, buddy. Oh, this is about to be gold.
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Speaker 2: And you're like, what? What do you wait? I just said, like,
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Speaker 2: no one's died. We're trying to fight the battle. Wait
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Speaker 2: till you win your next mic. Just talk about it.
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Speaker 2: And you're like, cool. So comics are funny both ways. Right, right, right.
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Speaker 2: We're not good. We're not doing great as a unit.
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Speaker 1: We're just a bunch of crazy people. No, yeah, 100%. Okay,
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Speaker 1: second question before we get into this pop quiz. Because
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Speaker 1: did you know there was a pop quiz?
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Speaker 2: I felt it. Once you said it's the same as
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Speaker 2: the other one, I'm like, oh, pop quiz is happening. Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And I dominated the other one. Don't ask anyone. Don't
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Speaker 2: even look back at the other footage.
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Speaker 1: Don't even look at it. I killed it.
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Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. Don't check it.
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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. I got that one out of
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Speaker 1: the bag. um i want to what was the last
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Speaker 1: three things that you googled oh it was your last
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Speaker 1: three google searches.
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Speaker 2: I can tell you right now i'm just gonna let's
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Speaker 2: just go to google history um i.
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Speaker 1: Feel like you could tell a lot about a person
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Speaker 1: by what they're googling Mine's a lot of spelling.
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Speaker 2: Mine is... Okay, this morning I looked up Steam Decks
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Speaker 2: and then... It's like a video game handheld thing. And
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Speaker 2: then before that I looked up Crossroads because I was
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Speaker 2: doing a comedy show and it was a fundraiser for
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Speaker 2: a school called Crossroads. Found out it's a private school.
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Speaker 2: And then lastly... It was... It was Fletchender Evolution level
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Speaker 2: for Pokemon Legends Z.
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Speaker 1: One more time?
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Speaker 2: Fletchender? It's a fire... I think it's fire, but it's
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Speaker 2: a flying Pokemon. It makes me think it's fire. Because
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Speaker 2: the full evolution... is Talonflame. Oh! So it starts off
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Speaker 2: as Fletchling, then it goes to Fletchender, and it goes
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Speaker 2: to Talonflame. But I felt like I was already at, like,
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Speaker 2: level 30... I was at, like, level 34, and I
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Speaker 2: was like, doesn't he evolve at level 32? So then
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Speaker 2: I looked it up, and then that's... And then I
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Speaker 2: was like, oh, I got a couple more levels to go. So,
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Speaker 2: I'm playing Pokemon Legends EA right now. I should have
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Speaker 2: been playing it a while ago, but I got caught
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Speaker 2: up in a lot of other games. So.
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Speaker 1: That's your game of choice right now, Pokemon?
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Speaker 2: It's a couple things. Right now, I'm playing two games,
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Speaker 2: and I stream. I stream on Twitch. Okay, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Follow you on Twitch. What's your Twitch? The same thing
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Speaker 2: as mine. Everything else? LOL Jordan. So my game, my
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Speaker 2: own game that I'm playing in my leisure time, Pokemon
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Speaker 2: Legends EA. That's like... Pokemon, so the first ever game
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Speaker 2: console I ever got in life was a Game Boy Color.
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Speaker 2: And the first game was Pokemon Red. So literally, from
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Speaker 2: a kid to now, I have played every single mainline Pokemon.
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Speaker 2: I haven't played all the side ones, like Pokemon Puzzle Quest.
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Speaker 2: I haven't done those. But like every Pokemon game from
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Speaker 2: red and yellow to Legends EA, Scarlet, Violet, Blue, Diamond,
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Speaker 2: Brilliant Diamond. Gold, Heart, Gold, XY. I've played all of them. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I will never not play a Pokemon game. They're about
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Speaker 2: to announce a new one pretty soon, which is rumored
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Speaker 2: to be Pokemon Wind and Waves. You didn't think it
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Speaker 2: was this nerdy, but it is. Oh, I'm into it. Great.
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Speaker 2: And then the game I'm actually streaming right now, first
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Speaker 2: time playing it, should have played it like last year,
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Speaker 2: but it's a game called Ghost of Yotei. It is
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Speaker 2: a samurai game. Really great. It's a sequel to Ghost
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Speaker 2: of Tsushima, which is one of my favorite games. That
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Speaker 2: game is so good. The game is incredible. So this
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Speaker 2: one you're playing is a woman. Her name is Atsu.
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Speaker 2: And in true dramatic samurai movie fashions and stuff like that,
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Speaker 2: you are bloodlusted for revenge because the villain of the
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Speaker 2: game has massacred your whole family. And you will not rest.
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Speaker 2: until revenge is had but the story is so intricate
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Speaker 2: it's it's a movie as a as a great game
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Speaker 2: so good so good i.
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Speaker 1: Recently watched blue-eyed samurai on netflix have you seen that.
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Speaker 2: I have heard of this but i have not seen
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Speaker 2: this is.
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Speaker 1: It great it's good it's really really good it's really
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Speaker 1: it's similar to to what you just said okay very
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Speaker 1: similar to the game you just described i think you
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Speaker 1: would enjoy it and it also has some sort of
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Speaker 1: historical has a little bit of a historical trues in
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Speaker 1: there like timeline wise like things that happen around the
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Speaker 1: right time.
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Speaker 2: I'd say wouldn't it be funny by the way if
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Speaker 2: like anytime they're about to make a samurai movie there's
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Speaker 2: like okay we're gonna make a move about samurais okay
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Speaker 2: who's dying is it all the family or just like.
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Speaker 1: Who's Yeah, everybody's dead.
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Speaker 2: Everybody? Okay, cool, cool. Okay, so we have a base, right?
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Speaker 2: That's like when you make a bowl at like a
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Speaker 2: Chipotle or something. You're like, what's your base? Family.
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Speaker 1: Base is dead family.
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Speaker 2: Base is definitely dead family. And then... Sprinkle on a little.
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Speaker 1: Betrayal.
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Speaker 2: Betrayal. You gotta sprinkle in betrayal. Outcast.
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Speaker 1: You gotta sprinkle in some outcastiness.
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Speaker 2: You gotta sprinkle in.
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Speaker 1: Lack of friends and family. Lack of support overall.
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Speaker 2: The protein... Of the bowl would have to be. They
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Speaker 2: they were not trained. They weren't beforehand. Yeah. Routine is
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Speaker 2: let's make them the best version.
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Speaker 1: Or disgruntled mentor, like a mentor who didn't want to
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Speaker 1: take them on.
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Speaker 2: Another great one.
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Speaker 1: That's usually the mentor who was not happy to be
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Speaker 1: here but just couldn't solve their abilities and was like,
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Speaker 1: I guess I can do one more.
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Speaker 2: And they're just like, go and get yourself killed then
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Speaker 2: because the student doesn't want to listen to them because
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Speaker 2: they're just so angry as a mentor. We just wrote
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Speaker 2: every great movie. We also just low-key wrote, I don't know,
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Speaker 2: the next six John Wicks.
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Speaker 1: The next six John Wicks. And I'm going to watch them.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to listen.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to be.
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Speaker 2: 20 John wicks. Only. If it's still dealing around the lower.
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Speaker 2: Of the Baba Yaga. It doesn't have to be in it,
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Speaker 2: but it has to be about that. That just, yeah.
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Speaker 2: The foundation. Is the base is the Baba Yaga. Okay. Sorry.
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Speaker 2: What do you have next? Right.
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Speaker 1: Before we get the yapping and we write more movies,
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Speaker 1: I'm enjoying this movie quest, but let's get into this
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Speaker 1: pop quiz.
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Speaker 2: Okay. I just thought it was an anime and I
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Speaker 2: was like oh so yeah it is okay sorry pop quiz.
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Speaker 1: It's good though awesome yeah uh pop quiz so you
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Speaker 1: know how this works if you get the answer right
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Speaker 1: you get a point if you get it wrong I
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Speaker 1: get a point because the house always wins baby.
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Speaker 2: You can't deal these cards you can't shuffle these.
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Speaker 1: You can't shuffle these you're not the house how are
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Speaker 1: you the house right now I'm in my house I'm
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Speaker 1: the house It's true.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised, by the way, if Carlos right
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Speaker 2: now is like, can y'all just say the damn....
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Speaker 3: No, I was like, talk about Yotei more, because I
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Speaker 3: play that game too.
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Speaker 2: That game is dope. I am still like... I haven't
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Speaker 2: learned all the stances. I just got the Odachi.
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Speaker 3: As soon as it came out, my wife knows. She's like,
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Speaker 3: he's gone. There's hours racked up, and I got a
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Speaker 3: room where I just came out to the same thing. Oh,
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Speaker 3: I was like, I wanted to ask a question, though,
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Speaker 3: because you were here doing a residency, right, in Vegas?
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Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, how was that?
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Speaker 3: How was that experience of doing a residency at the Luxor, yeah?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. It was great, and it wasn't at the same time. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: the pros and cons. It was great. Honestly, everything about
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Speaker 2: it is great. Doing the shows is epic because it
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Speaker 2: was a residency doing the America's Got Talent Superstar Show.
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Speaker 2: at the Luxor main room theater room. So that was great. Honestly,
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Speaker 2: it was like the only two cons I would say,
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Speaker 2: only two. Number one, as a comedian, you can't really
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Speaker 2: work outside of the show because the shows are at
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Speaker 2: night and the shows were every day except for, I
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Speaker 2: think we had like Monday, right? Yeah. Except for Monday.
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Speaker 2: So it's like, I don't know what's really happening in Vegas.
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Speaker 2: And it's like, you don't, so every day it's like, Oh,
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Speaker 2: do you want to hit up another mic? I mean,
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Speaker 2: unless it's the dirty at 1230 and you can't do
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Speaker 2: that on demand, I don't know what to do. Cause
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Speaker 2: the show's in late. Uh, the, uh, so it's a
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Speaker 2: con and it's like, you're working, you're getting paid. You
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Speaker 2: just have to do the jokes. You can't try out
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Speaker 2: new material when people are paying money for an agency show.
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Speaker 2: You can at your own risk, but you won't be
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Speaker 2: asked back for, cause I would do like three months stints, uh,
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Speaker 2: every other three months because it was me switching off
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Speaker 2: with Mikey Winfield. So it's like, if I didn't do good,
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Speaker 2: they wouldn't have just asked me back. So it's like,
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Speaker 2: you have to do the A material all the time.
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Speaker 2: There's no changing it. You can, but you got to
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Speaker 2: switch it out for other A material. And then the
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Speaker 2: biggest con is staying residency-wise for longer than a week end,
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Speaker 2: longer than a weekend on the strip is trash. Yes.
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Speaker 2: Because you don't, at least for me, in my situation,
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Speaker 2: if you had a year contract, like a straight year,
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Speaker 2: you can get, like, they'd put you somewhere in, like,
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Speaker 2: Henderson or Summerland, like, where you, mind you, you have
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Speaker 2: to get your own place, but you can leave the strip.
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Speaker 2: But if you're there for, like, three months, two months,
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Speaker 2: four months at a time, they book your room on
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Speaker 2: the Las Vegas strip and, ugh, Bro, it's just like,
19:47
Speaker 2: imagine being in LA. LA. But like. On freaking Hollywood.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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Speaker 2: Imagine being by like the Chinese Theater. And you live
19:57
Speaker 2: right next to the Chinese Theater. And everything next to
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Speaker 2: the Chinese Theater. Is more Chinese Theaters. So it's just.
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Speaker 2: It's all tourists. And you're like. Where's the. Where's the
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Speaker 2: grocery store? You see that? You see that little entrance? Oh,
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Speaker 2: where you can park? No, that's actually hotel parking. But
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Speaker 2: if you walk, you'll get there in 30 minutes because
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Speaker 2: you can't walk straight. You got to go around and
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Speaker 2: up and down to get it. It was in the motels.
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Speaker 2: It's the worst. It's everything was expensive. It's what the
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Speaker 2: shows are great.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I always say, because I live here, and I don't
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Speaker 3: go to the strip, because it's too much. It's always happening.
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Speaker 3: It's always going on, and it's always tourist. I was like,
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Speaker 3: Denny's got a DJ. That should tell you enough. You
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Speaker 3: walk in there, it's like, boots with the fur. I
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Speaker 3: was like, yo, I just want pancakes, man.
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Speaker 2: Camila, have you been to Vegas? Have you worked there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I've never worked in Vegas. Well, I've done a few
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Speaker 1: shows there, but I've never extended work there.
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Speaker 2: If you ever do... Any extended work there, I learned quickly,
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Speaker 2: which I'm assuming you figured out, Carlos, just living there.
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Speaker 2: If you ask any local you come across in Vegas,
21:14
Speaker 2: ask them how often do they go to the Strip.
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Speaker 2: And you'll realize they are literally L.A. people. Because L.A. people,
21:23
Speaker 2: it's like, how often do you go to Roscoe's? Once
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Speaker 2: every four years, fam. Right. When do you go into
21:32
Speaker 2: the Pantages? maybe this millennia. I don't know. I'll go.
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Speaker 2: I'll go. And don't even ask us about the Walk
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Speaker 2: of Fame. But it's like all of Vegas is like, oh,
21:45
Speaker 2: do you live in Vegas? No. And when they do
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Speaker 2: live in Vegas, oh, why are you on the strip? God,
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Speaker 2: my friends in town. And they don't sound happy. So
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Speaker 2: we're gonna go.
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Speaker 1: They don't sound happy.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna do the usual. That's what it is. So,
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Speaker 2: That was my experience of learning Vegas all the time.
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Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: That does sound like Vegas.
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Speaker 2: That sounds about right. We derailed a.
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Speaker 3: Major side quest.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, guys. I loved it. Question number one.
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Speaker 1: How many Oscars has Martin Scorsese won?
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Speaker 2: Should I get a point because it's Martin Scorsese and
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Speaker 2: then I don't answer the Oscar?
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Speaker 1: We're going to start picking up my reading.
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Speaker 2: We're going to have a rough time. I'm only doing
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Speaker 2: that because I don't know the answer. So I'm trying
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Speaker 2: to find a way to finagle a point. Carlos, do
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Speaker 2: we have a. 5 on there?
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Speaker 1: We got a.
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Speaker 2: 5 on the scale. Okay, so yeah, do. 5. And
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Speaker 2: then I'm going to take a stab at the actual question.
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Speaker 2: And then if I get it wrong, just put zero.
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Speaker 2: So don't look for. 5. Just leave it at that's his. 5. Okay,
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Speaker 2: so I'm going to say Oscar-wise, he's got to be
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Speaker 2: double digits. I'm going to take a stab and go 14. Yep.
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Speaker 2: The answer's one. One. Crazy. I was just guessing based
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Speaker 2: off of when you talk about the biggest directors. Right, right.
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Speaker 2: His name is always... He was upset about Marvel. So
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Speaker 2: I was like, well, this guy's gotta have at least 10.
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Speaker 4: Una.
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Speaker 2: Una Oscars. Do we know what the one is? Carlos,
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Speaker 2: do you know the one? He got departed. Makes sense.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Frickin' Leo DiCaprio.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: Okay. All right. Question number two.
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Speaker 1: Name one of the three lines of defense in the
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Speaker 1: immune system.
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Speaker 2: Well, you got your linebackers. Right? I don't know if
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Speaker 2: they have the guards, like the right guard, left guard,
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Speaker 2: defensive ends. I'm going to guess. It's not guessing. I'm
24:45
Speaker 2: just going to say names that I've heard of. White
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Speaker 2: blood cells. Look at you! Look at you, white blood cells!
24:57
Speaker 2: It's probably the coolest thing about white blood cells is
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Speaker 2: those are the only things really that are always ride
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Speaker 2: or die for the black people like they will guard
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Speaker 2: everything they don't care about race color they're like yeah
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Speaker 2: we're white blood cells but this is my black body this.
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Speaker 1: Is my black body i wonder why they're called white
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Speaker 1: blood cells are they white or is that propaganda.
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Speaker 2: And hey jesus is white not white jesus You see?
25:34
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be funny if the white blood cells were
25:36
Speaker 2: Egyptian blood cells? Secretly Egyptian?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: I'm sick of them calling us that.
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Speaker 2: White blood cells. Right.
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Speaker 1: That's crazy. White blood cells. Let me see what color
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Speaker 1: they are. Just because they're white in the textbook.
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Speaker 2: There's so many random things. You know, teeth are supposed
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Speaker 2: to be brown. Right, right. Are they supposed to be brown?
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Speaker 2: We're brushing the good stuff away so they can stay white.
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Speaker 2: Stay woke, Black people.
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Speaker 1: Stay woke. It's February for another week. And we talking
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Speaker 1: about white blood cells.
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Speaker 2: This needs to be clips right here. The world needs
26:23
Speaker 2: to see this.
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Speaker 1: It needs to see how militant Camille and Jordan are secretly.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the next question. Where is Machu Picchu located?
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Speaker 2: Wherever... I'm not going to say what first just popped
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Speaker 2: up in my brain.
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Speaker 1: Was it Emperor's New Guru?
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Speaker 2: No. It was about to be... Well, Machu Picchu got
26:49
Speaker 2: to be where Manny Pacquiao is because Manny and Machu.
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Speaker 2: Manny and Machu.
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Speaker 1: Based off the laws of rhyming.
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Speaker 2: Manny and Machu. Machu... So Machu Picchu... Gotta be in...
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Speaker 2: Gotta be South America. Gotta be South America. That's a start. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I was hoping you'd be like, okay, we'll just end
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Speaker 2: it there. But nope, we're gonna keep going. I'm gonna
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Speaker 2: say Machu Picchu... It feels like... Machu Picchu. If you
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Speaker 2: say it fast enough, it sounds like it could be
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Speaker 2: like a little bit of Spanish... So we're just, what type?
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Speaker 2: Great question. We're going to guess. We're going to be
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Speaker 2: like Brazil?
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Speaker 1: No, but I like what you did there.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: I like the way that if we had the. 5,
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Speaker 1: you would get it. I don't think we got that button.
27:47
Speaker 1: But if we end up, we might add a. 5
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Speaker 1: button just for you because you'd be close.
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Speaker 2: No one else gets a. 5 button. No one else
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Speaker 2: gets a. 5 button. Jordan earns his. 5. It's Peru. Peru.
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Speaker 2: No joke. That was my second guess. I felt it.
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Speaker 1: I felt like he was going to get it right.
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Speaker 1: I was like, I feel like he closed.
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Speaker 2: I feel like he closed it in on it. I
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Speaker 2: was like, Brazil, Peru, Peru, Brazil. But then I said Spanish,
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Speaker 2: and I feel like Spanish hits harder in Brazil than
28:17
Speaker 2: I think with Peru.
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Speaker 1: I think they speak Portuguese in Brazil, though.
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Speaker 2: Do they? Here's the thing. I'm not the one to
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Speaker 2: talk about The only real geography thing I knew, and
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Speaker 2: I'm proud of this, I knew Puerto Rico was a
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Speaker 2: part of America. Boom. Look at you.
28:39
Speaker 1: And that's better than a lot of Americans.
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Speaker 2: That's you smarter than an average bear. That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 4: And they'll be like, what country is right above southern.
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Speaker 2: South Korea, I'd be like, damn. Is it Japan? And
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Speaker 2: they'd be like, wrong, North Korea. And I'm like, ah.
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Speaker 2: That's how, geography-wise, I'm trash.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I know North and South Korea. And I know there's
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Speaker 1: Russia's near there.
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Speaker 2: Oh. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I just, Russia's big.
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Speaker 2: I know that.
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Speaker 1: It's near everything in Asia, I think. It's near most
29:35
Speaker 1: of it because it's a.
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Speaker 2: Big part of it. I also know Russia is near water.
29:41
Speaker 1: I think that's true, too. I think that's... There's.
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Speaker 2: Water somewhere around. It could be on all sides, but
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Speaker 2: it's somewhere near one of the sides.
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Speaker 1: Near one of the sides, for sure.
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Speaker 2: Russia also, I know it starts with an R. So there's,
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Speaker 2: I know a few. See, you're doubting yourself. You're doubting yourself.
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Speaker 2: You know a little bit. You dabble. You dabble in geography.
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Speaker 1: See, don't talk too bad about yourself. You know what
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Speaker 1: you got going on.
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Speaker 2: Thank you. Appreciate it. That's why you got the. 5.
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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.. 5. You got the. 5 knowledge.
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Speaker 2: All right. Next question.
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Speaker 1: Who plays the piano in The Muppets?
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Speaker 2: No, I need, no.
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Speaker 1: I know, this is going to hurt. This feels like
30:36
Speaker 1: square in your department.
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Speaker 2: Once you said it, I was like, my brain was like,
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Speaker 2: just say, and it ran away. And I was like, oh.
30:47
Speaker 2: This is how bad my brain is right now after
30:50
Speaker 2: doing a geography question. My first, the first thing that
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Speaker 2: popped in my head was like, oh, Michael Caine. Michael Caine,
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Speaker 2: he was the one human actor in a Muppet Christmas Carol.
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Speaker 1: Insane. He was the one human actor in the Muppet
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Speaker 1: Christmas Carol. Well, if you need a hint, it is
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Speaker 1: a Muppet.
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Speaker 2: It is a Muppet. No, I know.
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Speaker 4: I know.
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Speaker 2: It is not a human. But that's why I was like,
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Speaker 2: my brain is... Jeez. Jeez. damn damn is it the
31:38
Speaker 2: dude with the orange spiky hair cause I feel like
31:40
Speaker 2: he's a conductor most of the time I can't even
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Speaker 2: tell you no names right now do you know who
31:48
Speaker 2: I'm talking about whether it's you or Carlos when I
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Speaker 2: say the muppet with the red spike he's like a
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Speaker 2: pencil thin yeah he's a conductor dude and his hair
31:58
Speaker 2: goes up like this yeah thank you beaker beaker yeah
32:01
Speaker 2: That would be my guess, but I know it's Rolf.
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Speaker 1: But that's not right.
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Speaker 2: I know it's not right. I'm just going to say
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Speaker 2: that because I don't have anything else.
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Speaker 1: That's fine.
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Speaker 2: It's Rolf or Wolf. Yes, the dog.
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Speaker 3: You remember the dog with the ears?
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Speaker 2: Rolf.
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Speaker 3: Rolf.
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Speaker 2: Rolf.
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Speaker 3: Because it's spelled like he's barking.
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Speaker 2: Rolf.
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Speaker 1: It's spelled like Rolf.
32:26
Speaker 2: I feel disgusted. I don't even know what's happening.
32:32
Speaker 1: That was deeply in your department. Now you're just grown.
32:36
Speaker 1: Now you're just grown. Just a regular stupid adult like
32:39
Speaker 1: the rest of us. Alright, next question. What temperature does
32:44
Speaker 1: water freeze at? Is that how you say that? What
32:49
Speaker 1: temperature does water freeze? Fahrenheit or Celsius?
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Speaker 2: I'm sure I couldn't tell you Celsius if you gave
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Speaker 2: me the answer.
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Speaker 1: Celsius is easier.
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Speaker 2: Depending on who you ask. Whatever they... I'm like that
33:08
Speaker 2: dude where it's like, however they taught me in school,
33:11
Speaker 2: that's how I'm going to be. I saw a video
33:14
Speaker 2: online where they're like, two plus two is four. Unless you...
33:19
Speaker 2: I switched to the next. I was like, I'm not
33:23
Speaker 2: about to do this. And I'm done. I will only
33:27
Speaker 2: indulge when my kid is in school and he needs help.
33:32
Speaker 2: It's going to happen fast. It's going to be asking,
33:37
Speaker 2: it's going to be him asking me and me asking
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Speaker 2: someone else who knows. But I won't tell them I'm
33:42
Speaker 2: asking somebody else. I'll be like, fam, that's the square
33:45
Speaker 2: root of seven. Come on, baby. You don't know this?
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Speaker 3: Fam, it's 2.9765725.
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Speaker 2: Come on, now everybody knows that. That's how I would
33:58
Speaker 2: put it. So I'm going to say, based on No,
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Speaker 2: that's called below freezing. Then it was already freezing temperatures.
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Speaker 2: Let's say like 10 degrees. Did you already put a...
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Speaker 2: I was like 10, 10, 10, 4. Damn. Right. It's
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Speaker 2: 32 Fahrenheit, but Celsius is zero.
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Speaker 1: Water freezes at zero Celsius and it boils at 100.
34:38
Speaker 1: That Celsius is easier. America makes everything hard. That's a
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Speaker 1: whole nother story.
34:43
Speaker 2: To be fair, though, I have seen something about that.
34:46
Speaker 2: And I was like, I've already learned the harder way now.
34:49
Speaker 2: So it's like. It's not in the hard way. It's, yeah.
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Speaker 3: No, fair.
34:53
Speaker 2: Okay. Sorry. That may not have been as funny as
35:04
Speaker 2: I thought it was. But I was like... But I
35:09
Speaker 2: enjoyed it. That was for me, really, is what that
35:12
Speaker 2: was for. And there's going to be one viewer who
35:15
Speaker 2: gets it. Just one. Everybody else is going to be like,
35:18
Speaker 2: I'm not buying a ticket to this guy's show. But
35:20
Speaker 2: that one is going to be like... I'm going to
35:24
Speaker 2: bring one friend. Because I like fan and height. Oh, man. Okay, sorry.
35:32
Speaker 1: He'd say, I love a pun. What is Edward Norton's
35:36
Speaker 1: character's name in Fight Club?
35:40
Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest. I've seen Fight Club one time.
35:42
Speaker 2: I have not seen it since. Great movie. I saw
35:47
Speaker 2: that movie more than 15. More than 10 years ago.
35:51
Speaker 2: I won't say 15. So we are going to say
35:56
Speaker 2: Bruce Banner.
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Speaker 1: It's Bruce Banner.
36:03
Speaker 2: In the more popular Edward Norton movie, The Hulk. I
36:08
Speaker 2: would argue Fight Club is more popular than The Hulk.
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Speaker 4: I know.
36:13
Speaker 1: I just re-watched The Hulk for a whole Marvel re-watch.
36:17
Speaker 2: It really wasn't bad. It really wasn't bad. It's a
36:20
Speaker 2: fantastic movie. It just technically doesn't count. But it does count.
36:28
Speaker 2: Because everything about it counts. It's just that's not The Hulk.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
36:37
Speaker 1: And his name in the Fight Club was narrator.
36:40
Speaker 2: Crazy. Hilarious. Wait, how did he get that? Was Morgan
36:45
Speaker 2: Freeman not available? How did he get that job?
36:49
Speaker 1: You know, Morgan Freeman was busy being old and playing God.
36:53
Speaker 1: He had a lot of stuff on his plate.
36:55
Speaker 2: Honestly, Timeline could match up of him being God, literally,
37:00
Speaker 2: in Bruce Almighty and Fight Club. You ask your question,
37:04
Speaker 2: I'm going to look up. When did Bruce Almighty come out?
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Speaker 1: I'm wondering if he couldn't have been on Fight Club.
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Speaker 2: No. Fight Club was 1999. Bruce Almighty was 2003. Not
37:20
Speaker 2: too far off. Okay.
37:25
Speaker 1: What is the capital of California?
37:29
Speaker 2: Come on. Look at you. Look at this guy.
37:32
Speaker 1: He said he doesn't know geography.
37:34
Speaker 2: He said he doesn't know it.
37:36
Speaker 1: Say he doesn't know it.
37:37
Speaker 2: Doubt yourself. I just did Valentine's weekend in Sacramento. And
37:41
Speaker 2: me and Jenny did talk about capitals. At least California
37:45
Speaker 2: and that it's the capital. But there's not really a
37:49
Speaker 2: lot to do in Sacramento. Which is crazy. You think
37:55
Speaker 2: about capital and then you think about California.
37:57
Speaker 1: How big of a state it is, yeah.
37:59
Speaker 2: How poppin' a good chunk of our cities are. You
38:02
Speaker 2: could've did LA. Really, should've did San Francisco. And then
38:07
Speaker 2: you have San Diego. That's probably it. You can maybe
38:16
Speaker 2: choose another city that someone would fight for and then
38:18
Speaker 2: we'll all be like, nah. But the San Francisco, San Diego, LA.
38:24
Speaker 2: You would think. Get one of those. Get one of those. Sacramento.
38:31
Speaker 1: And Sacramento's not going to let you take it from
38:33
Speaker 1: them either.
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Speaker 2: They're not going to let it go. Sure won't.
38:37
Speaker 1: They're going to hang their hat on that.
38:38
Speaker 2: But celebrities live where we are. Yeah, but....
38:42
Speaker 1: But are you the capital?
38:44
Speaker 2: But they're lowercase. Lowercase. Because I'm capital. Something about me, baby.
38:52
Speaker 2: I'm capital.
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Speaker 3: All right.
38:56
Speaker 1: Almost done. What was the name of OutKast's first album?
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Speaker 2: I don't know if Carlos is choosing these questions on
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Speaker 2: purpose because I knew it. So this is what happened.
39:10
Speaker 2: Just to fill you in, on the Sacramento one with
39:13
Speaker 2: Blue Journey, I was like, not really great with rap.
39:17
Speaker 2: I can't tell you a lot of a lot. And
39:21
Speaker 2: I'm not, even when it comes to music, I'm just
39:23
Speaker 2: not good at titles. I'm one of those dudes where
39:27
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, what's your favorite song? I'll give you
39:29
Speaker 2: the beat. before I give you the words. And then
39:33
Speaker 2: when they're like, what's the title? I'm like, I just
39:34
Speaker 2: gave you the beat. You think I'm about to produce
39:38
Speaker 2: titles after the beat? Okay. It wasn't like Aquanemony? Aquemini? Yeah.
39:49
Speaker 1: But no, that's not it.
39:51
Speaker 2: Great. Is that an album name? Yeah. That's a. 5.
39:58
Speaker 1: We're going to get a. 5 button.
40:03
Speaker 2: We're getting close. I don't do Black People Proud when
40:06
Speaker 2: it comes to rap. I don't do Black People Proud
40:09
Speaker 2: when it comes to rap. But that wasn't bad. Black
40:12
Speaker 2: Disney characters in Disney shows. I'm all day, baby.
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Speaker 1: And we need people to do different things.
40:19
Speaker 2: So that's totally fine.
40:21
Speaker 1: It's Southern Playalistic Cadillac Music.
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Speaker 2: All one word. I know that name because I've heard
40:28
Speaker 2: the name, but I don't associate. I associate the name
40:33
Speaker 2: with Outkast. I don't know how I associate it, but
40:35
Speaker 2: now I know it's the album name.
40:38
Speaker 1: You learn something new every day.
40:39
Speaker 2: I'm going to forget it tomorrow.
40:40
Speaker 1: I'm going to forget it tomorrow. And then you can
40:43
Speaker 1: learn it again tomorrow. Learn it again next week. Just
40:46
Speaker 1: a little cycle.
40:47
Speaker 2: It's a nice little... See, I'm not I'm not playing
40:51
Speaker 2: rap music like that. So I don't know Southern Playlistic,
40:55
Speaker 2: but I am bumping the princess and the frog. You
40:58
Speaker 2: see what I'm stay woke black people.
41:00
Speaker 1: So we almost there.
41:02
Speaker 2: We, we almost there. Well, freaking done. I was trying
41:08
Speaker 2: to figure it out, but you know what you did?
41:10
Speaker 2: You dug a little deeper.
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Speaker 1: Don't doubt the girl when it comes to Tiana.
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Speaker 2: You going to bring up my girl Tiana? You did it.
41:18
Speaker 1: One thing we don't talk about, we talk about Princess Tiana.
41:22
Speaker 2: And the frog. Just as much as I love Evangeline. Bro,
41:29
Speaker 2: I could do this all day. I could do this
41:32
Speaker 2: all day. Captain America style. You got like 15 clips
41:35
Speaker 2: with this, Carlos. And they're all nerdy. They're all nerdy.
41:41
Speaker 1: And they're all nerdy.
41:45
Speaker 2: Okay.
41:47
Speaker 1: Number nine. How many championships does Michael Jordan have?
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Speaker 2: Six. I'm technically kind of named after him. My dad's
41:59
Speaker 2: from Chicago.
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Speaker 1: So that came out of your... That came through the DNA.
42:03
Speaker 2: Literally, if it was his first choice, my name would
42:07
Speaker 2: have been Michael. Okay. So the second choice was Jordan.
42:14
Speaker 1: Fine, fine.
42:15
Speaker 2: If she would have said no, my name would probably
42:18
Speaker 2: be Jeffrey. Like, that's his middle name, Michael Jeffrey Jordan.
42:23
Speaker 1: Little known fact.
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Speaker 2: I can go, I can do a couple of stats
42:30
Speaker 2: on Michael Jordan, but fun fact, my first knowledge of
42:35
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan wasn't necessarily basketball knowledge. It was Space Jam,
42:41
Speaker 2: which is still in a sense basketball. But like I
42:45
Speaker 2: was born in 93. Space Jam came out in like,
42:48
Speaker 2: I don't know, 98, 99. So by the time I
42:50
Speaker 2: was old enough to process sports and movies and stuff,
42:56
Speaker 2: I was watching Space Jam before I was watching basketball. So, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Come on. Everybody get up. It's time to jam. Yeah.
43:04
Speaker 2: Space Jam. Real jam.
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Speaker 1: 96, I feel like, but I'm not sure.
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Speaker 2: No, I think he won his championship in 96. It
43:12
Speaker 2: was his last one of his first rings. So it
43:13
Speaker 2: was 93, 94, 95. I think it was 97. It
43:14
Speaker 2: might have been 97. Hold on. Well, you were right.
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Speaker 2: It was 96. In my mind, they were filming it
43:18
Speaker 2: in 96 and it came out in 97. But nope. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Big Space Jam fan over here. Big fan. fair they're selling.
43:43
Speaker 1: I saw that i saw that at target which is hard.
43:47
Speaker 5: What's like damn you and i'm not gonna get it
43:52
Speaker 5: and what i need i need someone white to buy
43:56
Speaker 5: it and then give me They're.
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Speaker 2: Giving us the hard press.
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Speaker 1: They're giving us the hard press. I've never been so
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Speaker 1: torn in my life because you can't get it. And
44:07
Speaker 1: then I can't even, even if I did secretly get it,
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Speaker 1: I can't even show nobody because I'm not supposed to
44:11
Speaker 1: have it because they know where it's from. They're giving
44:13
Speaker 1: me the hard press.
44:14
Speaker 2: You get it and then you have to put your
44:17
Speaker 2: own custom logo on it and you have to be
44:21
Speaker 2: a conspiracy theorist every time you're with your friends. You
44:25
Speaker 2: got that from Target? Bro, you ain't going to believe this.
44:27
Speaker 2: You know I designed this first? Bro, you're not going
44:30
Speaker 2: to believe this.
44:31
Speaker 1: This is my prototype.
44:33
Speaker 2: You got a brand? Bro, I've been at a brand.
44:37
Speaker 2: So now y'all don't support me? And then next thing
44:39
Speaker 2: you know, I'm talking to old boy and he's like, oh,
44:42
Speaker 2: that's a dope hoodie. And he wouldn't leave it alone.
44:44
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, get off my hoodie. Target dropped
44:47
Speaker 2: a week later. You have to do that every time
44:50
Speaker 2: you wear the jacket. Okay. I'm into it. You got
44:54
Speaker 2: to do that.
44:55
Speaker 1: I might do it because it's worth it. Because I
44:57
Speaker 1: really want it and.
44:58
Speaker 2: I can't have it. Carlos after this, send me all
45:03
Speaker 2: of these clips. I will post every single one of these.
45:07
Speaker 2: I'm not even thinking about clips. I'm just like saying
45:10
Speaker 2: because I post now on social media, my brain operates
45:14
Speaker 2: the way comics do with other comics telling a joke.
45:18
Speaker 2: You'll be like, oh man, my knee hurts. Clip. Put
45:21
Speaker 2: that up. Put that up. That's going to go crazy.
45:24
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking of it at the time. It's just
45:26
Speaker 2: after it's all said, I'm just like, oh. It's that
45:32
Speaker 2: freaking fast. But, yeah. Okay. Final Jeopardy.
45:38
Speaker 1: You can wager all your points or how many points
45:41
Speaker 1: you want.
45:42
Speaker 2: Okay. Go big or go home. All three. All three.
45:46
Speaker 2: All three. We going crazy.
45:48
Speaker 1: All right. In Back to the Future, what year did
45:52
Speaker 1: Marty McFly go back to.
45:58
Speaker 2: What is up with my life right now? Look at
46:01
Speaker 2: Carlos just did. Look at Carlos. You took your points
46:03
Speaker 2: right away. You can see it in my reaction. And
46:06
Speaker 2: I hate that it's a movie one. And it's like,
46:09
Speaker 2: I should know this. I'm going to say something which
46:13
Speaker 2: is going to be the reason why I know I'm
46:15
Speaker 2: going to get it wrong. Okay? And if you're watching this,
46:20
Speaker 2: I am so sorry. Not the biggest back to the
46:26
Speaker 2: future I'm the dude where it's like, while y'all were
46:33
Speaker 2: out here watching Back to the Future, bro, give me
46:36
Speaker 2: the Brat Pack all day. 16 Candles, my guy? Breakfast Club,
46:42
Speaker 2: my guy? Ferris B? Ferris B-Dog? Was he going to school?
46:48
Speaker 2: This is day off, son. Oh, Weird Science?
46:52
Speaker 1: Weird Science? She reminded me with science.
46:57
Speaker 2: I'm not saying Back to the Future isn't a great movie.
47:02
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I didn't care because I was too
47:06
Speaker 2: busy learning about love and community and friendship. I was
47:14
Speaker 2: too busy learning about friendship. Weird science and all that
47:18
Speaker 2: is all about... The only thing Ferris Bueller is probably
47:21
Speaker 2: the only one that's not necessarily about love. It's just
47:23
Speaker 2: about community and friendship. And then just being there.
47:26
Speaker 3: Me and you and having a good day. Constellation question then.
47:29
Speaker 3: I got it then here from Weird Science. There was
47:33
Speaker 3: two bullies and one... Robert Downey Jr.
47:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is. Robert Downey Jr. Don't you worry
47:42
Speaker 2: about it. Robert Downey Jr. I know RDJ.
47:46
Speaker 1: I know RDJ and his projects.
47:48
Speaker 2: You ain't got to ask me. You got to ask me. Literally, these...
47:53
Speaker 2: I remember when I learned it, I didn't learn about
47:56
Speaker 2: Robert Downey Jr. being in Weird Science until, oddly enough,
48:00
Speaker 2: Iron Man came out. Because, like, you know he's in
48:02
Speaker 2: it if you look at him.
48:04
Speaker 4: Right.
48:05
Speaker 2: Oh, that's Robert Downey Jr. But he's not, like, a
48:07
Speaker 2: prominent figure in the movie for real, for real. Because
48:10
Speaker 2: you're so focused on the two bros and then the
48:15
Speaker 2: science project lady blanking on their names. I'm glad you...
48:19
Speaker 2: If this question went for that, I'd be like, damn,
48:20
Speaker 2: forgot their names. But, like, you think about it, you
48:23
Speaker 2: go back and you watch it, And it's like, that's
48:26
Speaker 2: literally RDJ. It's not like, oh, he changed a lot
48:30
Speaker 2: in the face. No, that is Robert Nathaniel Downey Jr.
48:34
Speaker 2: in the face. So it's like, oh, how did I
48:36
Speaker 2: never catch it?
48:38
Speaker 1: He was born with that face. He came out his
48:40
Speaker 1: mama looking like that for sure.
48:42
Speaker 2: He still looks great. He looks fantastic. He's doing great.
48:46
Speaker 1: He's doing great. Can't wait to doomsday. Super excited.
48:50
Speaker 2: I'm into it. I'm trying to get like a squad together.
48:56
Speaker 1: Important count me in i want to be there.
48:59
Speaker 2: Low-key what i want to do and i've never done
49:01
Speaker 2: it before uh but i've after watching some some people
49:04
Speaker 2: i know rent a theater for avengers like in-game and
49:08
Speaker 2: stuff like that yeah i gotta get the theater let
49:11
Speaker 2: me just get a whole theater if i can rent
49:14
Speaker 2: they have these new theaters where you can like rent
49:16
Speaker 2: a vip room i saw it online and i just
49:19
Speaker 2: saw the price of how much it costs. And I'm like, honestly,
49:21
Speaker 2: it's doable. If everybody pitches in. Right. Right. Oh, I'm like,
49:26
Speaker 2: I just want, but it's also, I'm going to see
49:29
Speaker 2: the movie a few times. So what? Yeah. This is how,
49:32
Speaker 2: this is how it's going to go. Okay. The, I'm
49:35
Speaker 2: going to see it opening night, opening night. A hundred percent.
49:38
Speaker 2: you do not rent the theater. Opening night, you don't
49:41
Speaker 2: do that. Because the only people that are going on
49:43
Speaker 2: opening night are going to be the diehard nerds. So
49:47
Speaker 2: you want to get that genuine feel of eruption when
49:51
Speaker 2: whatever happened is going to happen. It's the greatest freaking
49:55
Speaker 2: movie experiences ever. Going to see Infinity War and Endgame
49:59
Speaker 2: and freaking Spider-Man No Way Home. So the first night,
50:04
Speaker 2: the follow-up night, whenever you For me, it'll be the
50:08
Speaker 2: exact next night. The follow-up night, you rent the theater.
50:13
Speaker 2: Depending on how I feel, it could be the same
50:16
Speaker 2: first night. I could maybe go to an early showing
50:19
Speaker 2: because the movie's going to come out the day before
50:21
Speaker 2: it comes out. That night?
50:26
Speaker 1: I think you do that night and then the next
50:28
Speaker 1: morning because then it might be cheaper to rent it
50:30
Speaker 1: during the day.
50:32
Speaker 2: I'm going crazy. I think the third viewing should be
50:35
Speaker 2: the rentals. Because if you see the earliest showing and
50:38
Speaker 2: the movie's under three hours, you can see the latest
50:41
Speaker 2: showing the same first night. So now you've seen it
50:45
Speaker 2: twice in one night. Then the morning when it actually
50:50
Speaker 2: comes out, then you go, hey, y'all, eat breakfast and
50:55
Speaker 2: come on down to the movies. Okay, I'm showing it.
50:59
Speaker 2: And then on my fifth viewing, that's when I start
51:01
Speaker 2: to slow down because I'm going to get sleepy because
51:04
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it so much at that point.
51:08
Speaker 1: That's 15 hours. It's a three-hour movie.
51:11
Speaker 2: Is it a three-hour movie confirmed? I thought it was
51:13
Speaker 2: confirmed like two hours and 40-something minutes.
51:16
Speaker 1: I'm around. I'm around every time. Because I need to
51:22
Speaker 1: be there early. I got to be there. I'm going
51:24
Speaker 1: to be there for previews. I want to be comfortable.
51:25
Speaker 1: I'm going to be there three hours.
51:29
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what it is? You were absolutely right,
51:33
Speaker 2: but I was thinking... wrong because I said, isn't it
51:35
Speaker 2: like two hours and 46 minutes? It's three hours and
51:39
Speaker 2: 45 minutes. So I knew there was time on the
51:43
Speaker 2: end because I made a whole video on my social
51:45
Speaker 2: media about, hey, I don't care. You can make this
51:47
Speaker 2: movie like 24 hours. I'm going to be locked in.
51:50
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. I'll be there. Yeah. Three hours
51:53
Speaker 2: and 45 minutes. I can catch probably the six o'clock
51:57
Speaker 2: viewing and then the 10 o'clock viewing. Because you're going
52:04
Speaker 2: to need an hour to be like, oh, my God. Oh,
52:08
Speaker 2: my God. Oh, my God. Okay. What just happened? Okay.
52:13
Speaker 2: Then you have to shower because you would sweat so
52:15
Speaker 2: much just on the hype. Damn. Carlos was like, okay.
52:21
Speaker 3: Alright we gotta go no no no I was doing
52:24
Speaker 3: it for clip effects because like if I do clip
52:26
Speaker 3: it now like I don't want it just to be
52:28
Speaker 3: side to side I want it to like go back
52:29
Speaker 3: and forth for clips we were getting more into like
52:34
Speaker 3: good conversation it was good yeah no it was good
52:36
Speaker 3: because I'm on the board I'm hella on board with
52:39
Speaker 3: the three hour.
52:40
Speaker 2: So what's gonna happen if you are the die hard
52:42
Speaker 2: fans you'll be able to tell because a die hard
52:44
Speaker 2: Avengers fan Marvel fan all that stuff you're gonna sweat
52:47
Speaker 2: in that theater I don't care if you show up
52:50
Speaker 2: in your swimsuit. The anxiousness, the energy of the people
52:54
Speaker 2: around you, your hands are going to hurt because half
52:57
Speaker 2: the movie, you're going to be gripping the side. There
53:01
Speaker 2: should be a little bit of popcorn, a little bit
53:02
Speaker 2: of drink spilt on you. That's how you view an
53:06
Speaker 2: Avengers movie. On the edge of your seat, someone's going
53:11
Speaker 2: to yell out, oh my God! And everyone's going to
53:15
Speaker 2: be locked in with them. I get it. And then
53:18
Speaker 2: And then also, here's the thing. Here's the thing. My
53:21
Speaker 2: one conspiracy theory about... And my one big one about
53:25
Speaker 2: Avengers Doomsday. And I could be wrong. People have already said, nah,
53:28
Speaker 2: I think you're wrong. I think they announced RDJ as
53:33
Speaker 2: Doomsday as early as they did. Some people say it's
53:38
Speaker 2: to make sure we get hype and ticket sales. I
53:40
Speaker 2: think they did it early because they have a swerve coming. That's...
53:46
Speaker 2: I think... Why would you put all the eggs out
53:48
Speaker 2: like that? Because there's other eggs and there's more chickens.
53:55
Speaker 1: You want to know what my, I believe I can
53:57
Speaker 1: see that. You want to know what my theory is?
53:59
Speaker 2: Okay.
54:00
Speaker 1: My theory is that they showed us cap with the baby, um,
54:06
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily, and I know Cap went back in
54:08
Speaker 1: time and had his life with Peggy. I don't necessarily
54:12
Speaker 1: think that Cap with the baby is our Cap. That
54:14
Speaker 1: could be another multiverse Cap. We don't know. Because we
54:17
Speaker 1: had Chris Evans come back in Batman and Wolverine and
54:21
Speaker 1: be the Flash.
54:23
Speaker 2: And we know there's multiverses.
54:24
Speaker 1: We know we're bringing in different universes.
54:26
Speaker 2: Hold on. Everybody stop.
54:27
Speaker 1: Everybody.
54:29
Speaker 2: I heard it too. Everybody stop talking. Wait. When did
54:34
Speaker 2: Chris Evans come back? Deadpool and Wolverine? You know what
54:40
Speaker 2: that means? You just didn't catch it. Do you know
54:42
Speaker 2: what you said?
54:44
Speaker 1: What did I say?
54:45
Speaker 2: And you were locked in. I mean, you were giving
54:47
Speaker 2: facts and you were like, yeah. And he came back
54:49
Speaker 2: in Batman and Wolverine.
54:50
Speaker 1: I went, Batman and Wolverine?
54:52
Speaker 2: I'm getting old. I'm getting old. So everybody's talking like
54:56
Speaker 2: this in that movie? Everybody's doing this?
54:58
Speaker 1: Right. That whole movie attitude would be that whole movie.
55:04
Speaker 4: Right.
55:05
Speaker 1: They wouldn't get nothing done.
55:06
Speaker 2: Shoot, let me tell you something. When Thor came back
55:10
Speaker 2: in Power Rangers and X-Men, bro, Harry Potter and Powerpuff Girls, oh,
55:16
Speaker 2: my God, when he came back, it was... I would
55:20
Speaker 2: watch Harry Potter and Powerpuff Girls. But I do... Mark
55:25
Speaker 2: of a nerd, by the way, once something is said wrong,
55:28
Speaker 2: watching a nerd go, okay.
55:33
Speaker 2: Literally, nerds can't, we can't hide it. We can't, it's like,
55:37
Speaker 2: it's almost, it's like we can't let you finish what
55:40
Speaker 2: you're saying because in our minds, there was an incorrect
55:43
Speaker 2: equation to the problem. The minute you said Batman, you
55:47
Speaker 2: could have said literally the lottery numbers that are guaranteed
55:52
Speaker 2: to win. And I'll be like, she said Batman. You
55:57
Speaker 2: could have won millions. She said Batman. Wouldn't have sat right.
56:00
Speaker 1: I had to get it out I had to get
56:03
Speaker 1: it out no fair.
56:06
Speaker 2: But your theory about.
56:09
Speaker 1: It might just be a multiverse of Chris but also
56:11
Speaker 1: I gotta go pick up my baby soon so mom
56:17
Speaker 1: life I.
56:20
Speaker 2: Do want to finish this off I got too deep
56:24
Speaker 2: in the marvel the way you're doing it right now
56:28
Speaker 2: felt it was like Yeah, that's crazy. Finish up, Carlos.
56:36
Speaker 2: I got a baby to get. Okay. I gotta go
56:39
Speaker 2: get this baby. Don't turn the computer off or nothing.
56:43
Speaker 1: Right.
56:45
Speaker 2: I'm hosting this. I gotta go, though. I got too excited.
56:51
Speaker 2: But I want to do the.
56:52
Speaker 1: Tell them when you're coming to Plano so we can
56:55
Speaker 1: do the last things.
56:57
Speaker 2: I am going to Plano. March 24th. It's a Tuesday.
57:02
Speaker 2: And I know what you're thinking. Why would we go
57:05
Speaker 2: to a comedy show on Tuesday? Because it's me. And
57:10
Speaker 2: we're going to have a nerdy great time. You want
57:12
Speaker 2: a different comedy show? Where we're not talking about like, ooh,
57:17
Speaker 2: politics or ooh, sex. I did the same sound for both.
57:21
Speaker 2: It was supposed to be like, urgh, politics. But I
57:24
Speaker 2: don't know what happened there. I just had a Batman
57:26
Speaker 2: and Wolverine moment. It wasn't the best callback, but I
57:30
Speaker 2: did it. It's going to be great. We're going to
57:33
Speaker 2: have a nerdy great time. I've never been to Plano before.
57:39
Speaker 2: Teach me your ways, Plano. I don't know. It started
57:44
Speaker 2: off good, and then I derailed it. No, you nailed it.
57:49
Speaker 2: I nailed it? Okay. We loved it. We loved it.
57:53
Speaker 1: We love you. Thank you so much for coming.
57:55
Speaker 2: To do the podcast and for... You know, just being you.
58:00
Speaker 1: Just being you. It's just a great time.
58:02
Speaker 2: Thanks. Send me everything, Carlos.
58:06
Speaker 1: All right, Carlos, I got to scoot.