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S4 E36 - Dimension Traveler Appears! · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, hey band, thanks for sticking us in again.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: And Jeff, great to be back in the studio.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: And such an exciting time.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: We have this deal, or well, maybe a deal.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: And we reported it here first a couple weeks ago, remember?
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: Huh?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's a deal to discuss a deal.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think it's a dealers and to talk about making another deal where they talk about making a third deal, I think, is how it goes.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: But but and there's a lot of money involved, you know, for them.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: But but yeah, but hey, it's it's a deal, right?
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: So how you been, Jeff?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: I just came back from the doctor.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: Everything's okay, except I you know I've been wanting to lose a little weight, so I decided I would uh they have those injections that you can that you can take.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, they have bills for them too.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, same thing.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to see if I could do that.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna sign up for it, and they gave me a prescription.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: I went to go get the prescription, and it's like for erectile dysfunction, which I you know what it it said it makes you bigger.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: It burns calories, right?
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know if you lose weight, right?
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: But it seems like it's the opposite because I'm not looking to get bigger, I'm looking to get smaller, but they gave me the erectile dysfunction.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's all about blood flow.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: You know, the blood flow takes up the weight, the blood flow.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, I think you know, yeah, I mean, yeah, it should work.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm kind of working through that.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: What about with you?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: How are you doing?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: I thought I'd have a better week this week than I did because you know, I I'd never heard back from Eric about those rigged matches that I could bet on.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: I so I I thought I'd have a bunch of money, but I don't, you know.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: So Eric never called me back, so I I don't know what to do about that.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: But but I digress.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's basically been pretty good, but a really strange thing happened to me the other day.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: Jeff, as you know, I'm I am from the future.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: So obviously I've seen all kinds of people from the past and all kinds of people from the future.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday, though, I met somebody from somewhere that I had never met anyone before.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: I met someone for the first time, someone from another dimension.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: We we time folks, we've heard about dimension travelers and you know going through different realities of basically it's the same world, but it's it's like different, you know.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: So we've heard about them, but I never actually met one until now.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea how she found me.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, maybe, maybe in their dimension they keep records on time travelers.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: I maybe that's it.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: She just showed up at my door and knocked on the door, I opened the door, and she standing there wearing a hazmat suit.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: First thing I jumped back, I think, oh wait, this is Ebola, this is Hontavirus.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: And she said, No, no, no, I'm I wound up here from another dimension.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: That floored me a minute.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: But then she said, she said it was very important that I let her into the house.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well, people from another dimension who want to come into the house, first thing I thought of, you know, those black-eyed children, you know, that that urban legend.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I said, No, no, no, I'm not letting you in the house.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_01: You this we'll stay out here.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: But but she was carrying this newspaper from her dimension, she said.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: And uh currently in her dimension they still have newspapers.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: And and the news, show me the front page.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's completely different.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: There was not one single story about something outrageous that the king said or did, nothing about any wars.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: I, you know, I I I was really intrigued, so I let her in, you know.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, so we talked a little bit, and she told me how she got here.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: She was trying to fix her hadron collider.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: See, I guess, you know, we only have like a couple of those in the world, but apparently where she's from, it's a home appliance.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: You know, everybody's got one.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_01: Somehow it fried, and she ended up in our dimension.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I started thinking about that weasel who ate through the CERN hadron collider in 2016.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's how the king got elected the first time, you know.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: We switched realities, you know, but but I digress.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: This was like meeting someone from literally from another planet, another galaxy.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: When I say galaxy, I'm not talking smartphones here.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: I had so many questions for her.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's like a whole different world, but it's like us too.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's like us in a whole different world.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, they're kind of like us, but they're not, you know.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta say, the first thing she asked about was she saw this Make America Great Again sign on one of my neighbors, you know, a little nutty about the whole thing.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: And as a sign out there, she asked what that meant.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: And you know, I told her, well, it really doesn't mean anything, really.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I was distracted by what you kept saying dimensions, and I kept thinking about the erectile that I have because you know I was looking for a different dimension.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you're going into another dimension.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going into another dimension, and that was kind of confusing to me.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_02: So what other what other things did you discuss?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was raining a little bit when she came to the door, so I asked her about climate change.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking about weather, you know.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: And she didn't know what that was.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: She said, I don't know, what is climate change?
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: And she said, every country and her dimension, every country works hard to preserve the environment.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: So I mean that freaked me out right there.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: And I said, I asked about COVID-19.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: She said, she'd never heard of it.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_01: She said, what's that?
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: So I, you know, I told her about the whole all about COVID-19.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: And then she said, Well, why didn't you guys use vaccines and wear masks?
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's what we would have done.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and then I asked her, is there massive economic turmoil where you're from and do you have tariffs?
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: And she said, No, actually, every everything's pretty good and calm where she's from.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: And she said, What's a tariff?
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: I never I never heard that word before.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's weird.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: And she said she lives in the United States and it's 2026, but it's a 2026 United States in some other reality.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, I almost forgot.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_01: Buried the lead here.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I almost forgot.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_01: She says that healthcare is considered a right, and the cost in extra taxes is about a third of what we spend between insurance and out-of-pocket.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_01: I mean so we just talking, we made some coffee, and you know, I might have I might have had a little vodka while we were sitting here.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I said, you know, my mom had was over and we had a bunch of vodka.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: So and let me just clarify here, she wasn't from Canada.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: Because that sounds very Canadian, all of those things.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, yeah.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: But or any other country, basically.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: She said she's lives in the United States.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_01: She's in the United States.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: So so, you know, I had to ask her well, why well what's with the hazmat suit?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: And she said that, you know, in her dimension, they read and they sometimes jump back and forth to other dimensions and because everybody's got one of these colliders, right?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: So that's pretty easy to do.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_01: She'd heard a little bit about the whole Iran situation.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_01: And she said, Well, you'll you'll figure out about the hazmat suit probably later this year.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um, she had a lot of questions for me about our reality.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know what, Jeff, I invited her on the show.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_01: She's just the other side of that glass.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_02: That is great.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm looking forward to uh this interview.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know much about time travel or dimension travel.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_02: And I miss the report, Steve, that you used to give us, you know, ever since the king outlawed any sort of travel and any sort of science for that matter.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_02: So, you know, this is kind of a breath of fresh air.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_02: And just for the record, I wasn't in favor of talking any science because I know that's that's looked down on by our oh yeah, this is all by accident.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_02: So, but yes, but I'm excited to meet her, and why don't you bring her on?
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and you know, just one one quick digression here, you know.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, in high school I had a math teacher that had up above the board, he had this thing, mathematics is the queen of science.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_01: And so I think I should turn him in because our king, I know, doesn't like science and really doesn't like queens.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: So I think I think math is in trouble here, but but but I digress again.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so we're gonna Sarah Longwell.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_01: Good to see you again, Sarah.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for having me on the show, Steve.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: It is a pleasure to be on your show, but I must say I'm still freaked out about being here in your reality.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: Where I'm from, we all do a little dimension hopping and share stories, but I've heard about this dimension and it's fascinating.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: Although I I didn't really plan on coming here.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: I I must have taken a wrong turn at 51 Albuquerque HD 16.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's a tough one.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, it's it's so nice to meet you, Sarah.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: Can I call you Sarah?
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, great.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_02: Sarah, um it's nice to meet you.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_02: And yes, according to the King's approved media, we are in the midst of a time that this world has never seen before.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: We'll and we'll never see again.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_02: And plus, you know, this is our our first king that we've ever had.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_02: So this is all very new and very exciting, including meeting you.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_00: I heard about that, but didn't your founders like ours, you know, uh say no more kings?
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: How did this happen?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, our leader always looked up to a king.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he looked up to Martin Luther King.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and he really didn't look up to Martin Luther King for his message or his work.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: He looked up to him for his fame and and that Nobel Peace Prize.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_01: So he thought maybe he'd get some of that, some of that would rub off.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_00: And his infidelity.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, there you go.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, probably a hero for that, yes.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_00: In our reality, our leaders, who we call the Sears, banned the name Donald for all newborns after 2016.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_02: Makes total sense.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they did that, didn't they do that with Hitler?
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_02: That there are not a lot of Adolfs out there in the world.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there were that was kind of a voluntary, that was like a self-deporting, if you don't know.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's people just didn't want to name their kid Adolf, you know.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but this is not the same situation.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to make it sound like it is.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: I think what you're oh, no comparisons at all.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_02: No, none.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: But I think what you're really saying is that there's only one Donald.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_02: Nobody could match the Donald that we had.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: He broke the mold, and nobody wants any mold, nobody likes mold.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: So, in fact, Donald Jr., he's gonna be changing his name to Jeffrey in honor of the Jeffries in the past, and he has uh an uncle that uh was named Jeffrey, so I think that's the reason for that.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_00: That would be smart, but I must ask on the way to your house, I heard something about an Iranian war.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_00: We have in Iran where I'm from too, but they agreed years ago to stop pursuing war and go back to just being hot, smart people.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_00: So you're fighting them now?
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's you were talking a little bit about that at the beginning.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: So, well, maybe.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: See, see, there was this deal that was announced.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not really a deal, more of an agreement to agree later.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: So maybe we are fighting them, unless the agreement to agree is agreed to, in which case the fighting may stop for a time or forever, or not at all.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and and really it wasn't a war, it was an excursion, you know, an adventure.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: And oh, we've got a few more excursions over the next couple years, I'm sure.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: Cuba, Canada, Spain, and of course Greenland.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: Greenland that is interesting.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_00: They're an independent country where I'm from, it's where our whale oil comes from.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_00: But according to some texts, the Searis found the US, you guys owned Greenland for a time.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: I heard the people of Greenland loved your king.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_02: Again, this is territory that I'm not real comfortable with.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of like uh Venezuela, you know, that territory I'm not real comfortable with, but especially on our show.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: But but let's just say Greenland needs to be owned.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: We want to help them, and it wouldn't be surprising if we helped them very soon.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: So it hasn't happened yet.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'm thinking of Cuba, but you owned them right.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: See, we just gave them to the mob to give them something to do.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess way back, I I guess we did, you know, 150 years ago.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: I guess we kind of did own Cuba, but I like to think of it kind of the way a great president from the past thought of it did.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: He said, you know, it depends on how you define the word owned.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_01: Really, that distinction goes back to our own civil war hero.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_00: Civil war.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_00: Speaking of lives that matter, I heard you have a movement called White Lives Matter.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I think it that might be a typo in your history books, but then again, who knows?
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: Because you know, those history books, you constantly are updating them.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_02: But it I think it was Black Lives Matter.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um, it was a movement protesting the unfair treatment of blacks by the police and the government.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: So I heard, but there's really no record of that anymore.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: So it targets just black people.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, there was another movement that caught on with a lot of the Friends of the King uh that was looked like it was gonna be very popular for a while.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: It was called No Lives Matter.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_01: And you know, which that kind of made sense.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_01: See, in this reality, in this dimension, we don't just go after blacks.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we go after blacks, but we don't just go after blacks, we go after Mexicans, Asians, Native Americans, Middle Easterners, journalists, intellectuals, professionals, urbanites, and you know, the Pope, too, of course.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_01: So no lives kind of made sense.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_00: That sounds horrible.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: Forgive me, but that is that is a tough thing to accept.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_00: We don't have any of that where I'm from.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_00: Is it a well-known movement like Wolfing?
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_02: Well, the king has many movements during meetings, during on TV.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely, yeah, you know, and they all pass the smell test.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_02: So oh, they do.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think these are what you would call fringe movements, they're not real movements, and as long as as you're not part of some sort of uh one of these groups, you know, you're you're completely free and safe.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_00: I took an Uber over here because you know, we have an Uber where we're I'm from too.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: And I heard something on the radio about your being energy independent for the first time.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_00: Of course, we have been for over a hundred years, but I guess good that you got there.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_00: That I guess that's something to be proud of.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we are, and all it took was taking over Venezuela and destroying Iran, although we haven't really quite taken over Venezuela or destroyed Iran yet, but but once that's done, and then once we make Canada our 51st state, we will be completely energy independent.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_00: If here is anything like where I'm from, I wouldn't count on Iran or Canada just yet, just saying, but to be honest, that doesn't sound like energy independence.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_00: What about wind or solar power or whales?
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_02: That's all fake news.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_02: You know, we're if you're gonna count on any other kind of source besides oil, you're talking coal.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_02: Coal is what this country was built on, what the world was built on, what diamonds come from, where they come from.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's it is the cornerstone of our energy strategy.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: Coal coal is so dirty.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_00: We would never burn it for fuel.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_00: We have coal, but we use it as a sculpture medium.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_00: I've done several coal-fired statues myself.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_00: Also, I heard on the radio that your economy is amazing, like everyone's making money, and unemployment is zero or lower.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_00: How does that work?
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'll tell you, it was really economic genius that that did that.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Our unemployment is actually below zero because we've got negative immigration, so we don't have just full employment, we have people that are really working several jobs.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_01: We have accountants that are picking fruit, we have lawyers sweeping up restrooms at the airport.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it's basically the more jobs you have, the better your chance of earning a living wage.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_00: That doesn't sound right.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_00: So if someone works for 80 hours a week, how is that a good life?
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: That seems wrong.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: Where I'm from, people can do that with one job, and they have full medical coverage, whether they're working or not.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_00: Even the androids isn't it the same here?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: You know, this is where I think the the the genius of our king comes in, because you see, here we don't have any medical benefits for anyone.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well, except people who make a lot of money and you know can't afford it.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: But what we have eliminated are many of the medical procedures and drugs.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: So it's not like they're missing medical care, it's not available anymore.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: No more vaccines, no more expensive cancer treatments, they're all gone.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_02: So, so basically, we haven't taken anything away from people.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_02: We have just done that, and there is no more research.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: Research is just another word for science, and the research that has been done in the past caused us to produce all of these drugs that we don't need anymore.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_02: And the only two that are really left are the ones that provide hair growth and erectile dysfunction, which I'm on now.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was gonna say that's that's kind of your story right there.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, absolutely.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_00: That is scary.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_00: I I guess you must have created so many billionaires here if you believe in the trickle-down fantasy.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: I guess you must think that's a good thing.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we've created 10 billionaires in the king's family alone.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, plus, our king is well, I don't know if he's a trillionaire yet, but he's he will be very, very soon.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_01: Not many other realities can say that.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_00: How was that done?
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_00: Our politicians don't have that much money, they they get their glasses at Costco.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: See, where I'm from, everyone makes enough to have a good life and a dignified retirement with our national pension.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: But we don't let people just you know concentrate unlimited wealth, especially politicians who can rake the treasury to benefit themselves.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_02: Well, now hold your horses there, Sarah, because before you go in that direction, which I don't really have any idea what you're talking about, but but you m most of it has to do with understanding who our friends are and how much money do they have.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's basic economics.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_00: Is that what that is?
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: Some would call that criminal.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_00: And speaking of crime, is there a lot of it?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_00: I can only imagine, I mean, stolen mittens, guinea pigs running without a leash.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: There's hardly any crime at all.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: Now, there are a lot of arrests and indictments, but most of them are dismissed because there's not a crime that's been committed.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: See, but our king has really cut crime way down, you know, largely through pardons, which kind of negates the crime, uh, but also by setting the example for others.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_01: See, what he does is he lets people know that there are no laws anymore.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_01: So if there's no law, then you can't break the law, and so there's no crime, right?
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_01: Thinking about our king.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, how old are your politicians?
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh ours, I'll tell you, our age to perdition, I mean perfection.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I wish I could say that our politicians were younger, but that's not completely true.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_00: We have these two guys, like one named Schumer and one named Grassley, they're about a hundred years old and they're running for reelection as the seers.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_00: But we do have some young people coming up.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_00: There's a young guy out of Florida named Baron Trump.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_00: He's running unimposed.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: You know, in our reality, I remember when Baron was in the movies.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: He was in the omen.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_02: I think he played the lead role in the omen, I believe.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_02: I guess he's falling in following in his father's or following in his father's footsteps, avoiding the draft, screwing as many people as possible, and moving from entertainment to politics, which are really the same thing anyway.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: I must tell you I'm pretty horrified by your dimension.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_00: I just want to get back to my own where Billy Baldwin is that man.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_00: As a souvenir though, is there a great chronicle of your reality that I could bring back to my dimension?
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_01: We used to have some, but we got rid of all that as part of that, you know, that Make America Great Again thing that you were asking about earlier.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_01: You know, CBS News and the Washington Post were the last to go.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, plus all the books that don't fairly represent our values, well, the king's values, get rewritten.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_01: So I mean I understand that you you want to get back, but gosh, I really wish you could stay for a while.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_01: I guess there's so much we can learn from you.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh I really need to get back as soon as possible.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'd like to say I hope to see you again, Steve, but only if you figure out how to dimension travel.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's my next project.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and we all know what my next project is, which is but anyways, it was great to meet you.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_02: I think this was legal, Steve.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_02: Are we gonna get in trouble for being in talking to people who have other information or dimensions or realities?
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: We can just call it alternative facts.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, alternative reality.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_01: So alternative dimensions.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: And you know, Sarah and Jeff, I it's like I said earlier.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Sarah, your dimension seems a lot like us, but but it's not like us in some ways.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's Jeff, I think maybe maybe they made some different choices than we did.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: Could be.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_02: I I didn't think we had any other choices.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we may not have to.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_02: Weren't those taken away from us?
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, but that's part of making the other choices.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_01: See, that they still have choices.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: Ah.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_01: That whole choices concept is is so old.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_00: I heard you made Val Kilmer Batman.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_01: We did we did make Bat Val Kilmer Batman and You should have gone with Billy Baldwin.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_01: It was probably a mistake, yeah.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_01: You know, yeah, okay.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we did George Clooney, and that didn't work out real well.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_01: It didn't work out too well either.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, Jeff.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: I think I think I gotta work on this dimension travel.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_01: And Sarah, I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I can get to your dimension.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: I it's a bunch of numbers, and I I you know, I'll find it.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_01: I it it's like a ham radio, you know, it's got these weird signal things on it, and you just kind of I mean, I've seen it done, but I I've never done it.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: I can't wait.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_01: Again, thanks for coming in and boy, Stephen Jeff Show band, sing us to a better reality.
• 25:35
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• 25:46
  SPEAKER_06: Read all about our host at DJ.com You made bad choices, and now we're living in them.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_03: You made bad choices, and I'm gonna do it.