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Understanding Breast Biopsies: A Guide to Procedures and Techniques · The Well-Built Life

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everyone, Welcome back to the Well Built Life. I
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  am really glad you are here today. This is a
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  space where we cut through the complicated trends and confusing
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  advice to talk about what actually works for your health, fitness,
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  everyday routine to feel a little stronger, healthier, and more balanced.
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  Grab a drink, get comfortable, and let's dive into today's conversation.
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  Today we are discussing the breast biopsy. If you find
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  the concept of someone poking around your anatomy to solve
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  a biological mystery slightly unsettling, you are not alone. It
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  is a classic example of medical absurdity, where the solution
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  to a potential health crisis involves a needle, a table,
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  and a level of intrusion that would make a Victorian
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  ghost faint. Yet here we are navigating the grotesque comedy
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  of modern medicine. According to online sources, a biopsy is
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  essentially the process of Harvard a piece of your internal
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  architecture to determine if a suspicious lump is merely a
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  benign nuisance or something more malicious. It is a morbidly
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  fascinating game of hide and seek played by surgeons and cells. Essentially,
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  a physician acts as a biological detective, extracting small cylinders
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  of tissue so a pathologist can peer through a microscope
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  and deliver a verdict that will either ruin or brighten
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  your weak From what can be gathered from Internet data,
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  the techniques vary based on how well the lump hides.
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  If a doctor can feel the mass, they might opt
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  for a needle aspiration, which is essentially the medical equivalent
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  of a blindfolded dart throw. If the lump is too
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  shy to be felt, technology steps in. You might find
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  yourself face down on a specialized table, your breast dangling
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  through a hole like a piece of experimental art, while
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  a computer guided needle harvest samples. It is a remarkably
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  strange spectacle, a testament to the fact that we have
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  reached a peak of scientific advancement where we can perform
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  intricate tissue sand while you stare at the floor tiles.
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  Internet based information suggests that when these needle based methods
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  fail to provide a clear answer, or when the entire
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  area needs to be evicted, we graduate to surgical biopsy.
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  This involves incisions and potentially general anesthesia, turning a quick
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  outpatient visit into a full blown production. It is a
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  bizarre reality that we often remove healthy surrounding tissue just
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  to be sure we have captured the culprit. It is
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  a cold, clinical and undeniably pragmatic approach to the chaotic,
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  often terrifying business of bodily integrity. We treat the human
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  form like a puzzle box, hoping that by taking a
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  small piece out we can understand the entire design. It
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  is a process that is as effective as it is
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  fundamentally surreal. Now before we go full on, scalpel happy,
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  medicine prefers to dip its toes into the pool of
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  invasive procedures with the needle biopsy. It is essentially the
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  medical equivalent of a drive through, minus the fries and
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  the sense of satisfaction. If a lump is actually palpable,
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  which is a polite way of saying your doctor can
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  find it with their bare hands, they will often opt
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  for a fine needle aspiration or a core biopsy. It
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  is a delightfully utilitarian affair where a needle is plunged
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  into the tissue to harvest a few cells or a
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  bit of fluid. It is quite the absurd spectacle really
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  treating your anatomy like a pincushion in the name of
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  diagnostic rigor. According to various electronic records, if the lump
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  is being shy and refuses to be felt, we move
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  into the realm of high tech hide and seek. This
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  is where things get truly comical, or perhaps just deeply strange.
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  For a stereotactic core biopsy, you are invited to lie
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  face down on a table that features a hole specifically
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  designed to accommodate your breast, which is then dangled through
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  like a prize in a carnival game. While you contemplate
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  the sheer lunacy of your position. A comput uter assisted
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  mammogram guides a hollow needle to extract small cylinders of tissue.
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  It is a process that highlights the irony of modern medicine.
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  We have become remarkably adept at turning intimate physical exams
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  into geometric exercises. Internet based documentation suggests that if mimmography
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  is not your preferred flavor of surveillance, ultrasound guided core
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  biopsy is the alternative. Here, the physician wields an ultrasound
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  probe to track the target, then inserts a needle to
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  harvest samples. It is a masterclass in precision, provided you
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  find the idea of being poked by a high frequency
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  guided needle to be a comforting experience. The entire exercise
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  is a fascinating, if somewhat cynical, demonstration of how we
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  prioritize data over dignity. Publicly available data sets point out
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  that these needle based tactics are the standard for avoiding
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  the operating room, yet they remain fundamentally bizarre. You are
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  essentially off bring up a piece of yourself to a machine,
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  hoping that the tiny extracted cores will tell a story
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  that makes sense. There is a distinct, dark humor to
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  the fact that we rely on these microscopic snapshots to
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  define the state of our internal architecture. It is a
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  series of procedures that are as clinically efficient as they
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  are existentially baffling. You walk in with a mystery and
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  walk out with a bandage, having contributed a few tissue
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  samples to a laboratory that will decide your fate. While
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  you try to remember where you park your car. It
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  is a profoundly mundane, yet inherently grotesque rhythm to the
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  way we manage human health. Sometimes, however, the universe decides
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  that a simple needle jab is just too underwhelming, leading
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  us into the grand theatrical arena of the operating room.
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  When the microscopic tidbits gathered by a needle are either
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  inaccessible or simply not enough to satisfy the insatiable curiosity
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  of pathology, we upgrade to the surgical biopsy. It is
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  a transition marked by a touch of the obsor we
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  move from the clinical precision of a desk side procedure
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  to the full blown orchestration of surgery. Consider the needle
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  localization a process that feels like a twisted game of
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  hide and seek played inside your own anatomy. Since the
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  suspicious area is often invisible to the naked eye, a
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  surgeon must mark the spot with a wire guided by
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  mammography or ultrasound. It is inherently bizarre to think of
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  a thin metal filament serving as a beacon in the dark,
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  guiding a scalpel to a target that is essentially a phantom.
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  According to information found on various medical health portals, this
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  maneuver is strictly necessary when the lesion is too elusive
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  for a standard core biopsy to capture. Then we arrive
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  at the excisional biopsy. Here the nuance of sampling is
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  abandoned in favor of a total extraction. Instead of merely
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  taking a representative bite, the surgeon removes the entire lump,
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  often accompanied by a perimhive of healthy tissue, just to
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  ensure they have not missed any unwelcome guests hiding in
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  the neighborhood. It is a rather aggressive form of house cleaning.
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  While the needle biopsy is a subtle, almost shy inquiry,
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  the excisional biopsy is a definitive, loud statement. Data gleaned
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  from digital medical repositories suggest that this leap to surgery
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  is sometimes a matter of necessity when the anatomy simply
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  refuses to cooperate, and other times a matter of thoroughness
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  ensuring no piece of the puzzle is left behind. The
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  irony is palpable. We go through this elaborate, expensive, an
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  invasive dance just to resolve a suspicion that might have
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  been nothing more than a benign misunderstanding of cellular architecture.
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  You are effectively paying for the privilege of having a
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  surgeon hunt for a ghost guided by a wire, only
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  to remove the entire block of neighborhood just to be safe.
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  It is a masterpiece of modern medicine's tendency toward overkill.
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  Yet we embrace it with a stoic nod, grateful that
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  at least we do not have to perform the surgery ourselves.
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  You get to go home the same day, clutching your
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  bandages like a badge of honor, wondering if the entire
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  ordeal was a triumph of diagnostic diligence or merely a
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  highly sophisticated, expensive way to confirm that your body was
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  just being its usual chaotic self. Once the theatrical performance
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  of your surgical biopsy concludes, you are essentially ushered toward
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  the exit with the brisk efficiency of a retail return counter.
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  It is quite the fascinating display of institutional speed. According
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  to data found across digital medical repositories, these procedures are
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  almost exclusively outpatient affairs, meaning you are expected to manifest
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  a miraculous recovery the moment the anesthesia wears off. Regarding
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  the chemical haze of sedation. The choice between local numbing
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  or full blown general anesthesia is a conversation you have
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  with your surgeon, a chat that often feels like deciding
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  whether you want to witness the absurdity of your own
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  bodily excavation or prefer to simply wake up in a
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  different dimension. There is something inherently farcical about being rendered
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  unconscious for a procedure that, in the grand scheme of things,
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  takes less time than a decent lunch break. The recovery process,
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  as outlined in web based clinical guides, is largely a
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  matter of waiting for the grogginess to dissipate while you
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  navigate the immediate logistics of post operative care. You are
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  essentially sent back to your domestic habitat with instructions to
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  behave like a fragile porcelain doll for a few days,
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  despite the fact that you feel perfectly capable of carrying
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  on with your mundane existence. It is a peculiar, almost
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  whimsical transition from the sterile, high stakes environment of the
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  operating room to the comfort of your own couch, where
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  you find yourself nursing a sore chest and contemplating the
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  sheer randomness of cellular biology. The Internet's repository of patient
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  guidance suggests that while the physical trauma is often minimal,
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  the psychological toll of waiting for results is where the
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  true dark comedy of the situation resides. You are left
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  to ponder the irony of modern medicine, which possesses the
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  technology to peer into your very tissues with surgical precision,
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  yet leaves you in a state of purgatory while the
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  lab technicians deliberate over your fate. It is a classic
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  example of our species penchant for creating elaborate, high tech
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  rituals to address the terrifying unpredictability of our own mortality.
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  You go in for a biopsy, you endure the clinical choreography,
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  and you emerge on the other side, slightly lighter in
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  the chest and significantly heavier in the soul, waiting for
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  a phone call that will define your next few months.
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  It is all quite the surreal, tragicomic circus that brings
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