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Steem Hop Grind: John And Denise 2 · Simpson Plays

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  it. Yeah, it's a good way to do it. Can you put the tab under Denise please? Name Denise in all caps.
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  Wouldn't you like to just tell him though like hey this is why I didn't call you back was because
• 0:16
  you didn't know my name maybe in the future you should know somebody's name before you got with him?
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  I mean I just figured maybe that's something he should know but the good thing is he knows
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  it now because he's actually on the other line listening. Yeah Denise I couldn't hear you at the
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  club it was really loud that's why I didn't I'm so sorry I swear I just couldn't hear you that
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  night no it's too embarrassed to ask you that night what your name was and I should just ask
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  then um yeah when you put me in your phone ask me my name and put it in your phone
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  and then think it's funny to show me that you've given me the nickname hot girl from the club
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  well I was just trying to be honest until you I thought it was kind of funny I thought
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  would you take it as a compliment I put you in this hot girl I am more than just a freaking hot girl
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  what did you want though Denise he's not going to put in very smart intellectual woman he's got to
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  get to know you first I mean it's not like it didn't come up in conversation when we were at the
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  club we told each other our names and I mean I am more than just a person with a body I don't want
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  to it and it means something about him that that's all he's thinking about that he couldn't
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  remember my name from the conversation but all that he remembered was what my body looked like
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  okay okay so that's all I knew at that moment about you I'm really really sorry and if I had had the
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  chance to put in a different sort of thing after our date I swear that I would have put in the
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  most amazing woman I've ever met or the beautiful girl who I'm lucky to have gone on a date with
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  God that's cute come on pouring it on a little thick don't you think John give him some credit
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  Denise and then you couple that with everything else in my name yeah I guess you're right a lot of
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  stuff didn't happen everything else was good John John you forgot her name you yelled at the
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  waitstaff about the bill and then you invited her back to your place an hour into the date
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  and she said no okay look I mean it wasn't like the best date but that was like incredibly unlucky
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  one of the the fact that I misunderstood what time happy hour was that's just like bad luck
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  I also I heard her name I just couldn't like hear it well enough at the club that's bad luck
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  the only one that's actually my fault is asking her too soon to go to my place
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  Denise would you like to go out on the second date with John we'll pay for it
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  I don't know come on just give him another shot now that he knows your name
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  and he knows not to yell at waiters
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  you want to give him a shot though and see if you can do it I promise that you'll get to know the
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  real me that you'll have a wonderful time I'll be a total gentleman I just I think that you
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  should give me another chance and I'm going to pay for the date so he can't complain about the
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  bill that's my job at this point yeah we won't even go to happy hour this is against my
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  you'll go out with John again yeah