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Did Gene Simmons Roast Paul Stanley’s Vocal Abilities? (2016 ARCHIVE) · Classic Metal Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, what's up, everybody?
• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: It's Alan from Stone Whiskey, and you're watching CMS TV.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: All right, here's what we're going to do, because I have to piss again, man.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking opened the...
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: Once you break the seal.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: He hasn't called.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: He's been texting me all kinds of pictures, which I should put up there.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: He's not.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: He's out at the award show.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: Is he jealous of how good we're doing this show without him?
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure he's not even listening.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: Miss you, Neely.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Love you, brother.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: We're not going to play Dokken, though.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: You know, we're not playing any Dokken tonight.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: I don't give a shit.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: I know for a fact he's out there in Arizona,
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: and he sent me a picture of him and Mick Brown because Mick Brown is out at this.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: Mick Brown
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: goes down.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: Mick Brown goes down.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: But even if Mick calls in and we talk to Mick Brown here in a little while,
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still not playing Dokken.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: We play Dokken every fucking week on the show.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: I want to hear Riot, Swords and Tequila.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: I could maybe find that one.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to change up the playlist a little bit here.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: I know I'm supposed to be playing.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: A request from Michael Hannon.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: What's going on in the chat room?
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care what's going on in the chat room.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to play 1,000 mods.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: 1,000 mods, yeah.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Let me find some 1,000 mods.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to play...
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's a long song.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: A long song?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_03: 100,000 years, people!
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, people!
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah!
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_03: People!
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_03: People!
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_03: I know you guys like the old stuff.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_03: This is from the first album, Kiss.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah!
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_03: This isn't 10,000 years.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's 100,000 years!
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's not even 50,000 years!
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_03: People!
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's not whiskey!
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's not tequila!
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's called gin!
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: People!
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Paul Stanley stinks.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: Paul Stanley is a fucking bum.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: Am I the only one that thinks that Paul Stanley is a fucking bum?
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: Now hold on just a minute.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of good things about Paul Stanley I can tell you right now.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'll tell you what.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: His ass doesn't stop moving.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's weird because as a kid, you like Paul Stanley more than Gene, I guess.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, I've always been a Gene guy.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_02: When I was young, I was always a Gene guy.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: He was my guy.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: When I was young, of course, again, this goes to my kistrophy.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: Everything in my kistrophy is like the songs everybody thinks are stupid.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: I actually don't mind Read My Body.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: I actually don't mind Hide Your Heart.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: I actually don't mind.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: You're wrong.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: You're wrong.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Give me Strange Ways, Black Diamond, Cold Gin, Rock Bottom.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: Save for me.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: Let me just tell you, the first blowjob I ever got was... What were you wearing?
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not pants.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: But the first blowjob I ever got was at the Asylum Tour.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: Was the asylum tour.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: I was with this girl, Michelle.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: I took her to the show and she decided that she wanted to thank me for my ticket
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: with a blowjob, which was great.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: And that was the all night tour.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_03: I said, people, I said, Michelle, that ain't no pistol.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_03: That's my left gun.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta tell you, people, my mascara's running, cause those tears are falling, baby!
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: The windshield wiper thing, that was the most...
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: He stinks.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Everything about him.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, one time on this show, we took every tour that he's ever done.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: I went and found bootlegs all the way back to 74 or whenever they first started
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: and found the cold gin from every tour.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: And it is word for word the same speech every fucking time.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: The reunion tour is when he started doing...
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_03: People, if you're going to drink, find somebody to drive you.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_03: We want you back next year, people.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_03: Don't forget to wear your
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: feet belt.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: I got one for you.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: Sauty Dog opened up for Paul Stanley on his solo tour.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_00: Live to Win or A78?
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: No, people!
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_03: We're talking back... 1989!
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_02: When he played those little body glove guitars and little tiny guitars.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_00: The Hollywood Palladium.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's body gloves.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_00: Sauty Dog opened that up, and I'll tell you what...
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_03: Sauty Dog!
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, another good Sauty Dog!
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_03: Sauty Dog!
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, we opened up and Gene Simmons was there, talked to him.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_00: And Gene Simmons right up, I got off stage, just done.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_00: He went, you know, I saw your band play.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: And he said,
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_00: you're quite lucky because what you've got is two musicians and two stars in
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_00: the band.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_00: He goes, you, you're no musician.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're a star.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_00: Gene Simmons tells me,
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  SPEAKER_00: he goes,
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  SPEAKER_00: your drummer and your guitar player are both musicians,
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_00: and you and your singer, no musicians, but you're stars.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_00: You're stars.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: He goes, you got it made.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: He goes, because in my band, we had four stars, no musicians.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: So there you go.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_00: And then he walks away.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: It was like a backwards slap in the face from Gene Simmons.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_00: You?
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: You're no musician, he told me.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_00: You're a star.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: Meanwhile, you're like, well, good.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: Put me in black and blue and let me get some money.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_00: standing there.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the fuck you say.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's my idol, you know?
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_00: So good.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: And then he just walks away and be like, I don't know what to say.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_00: He told me you're a star, but you're no musician.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_00: People!
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_03: People!
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_03: Gene Simmons knows why I got the star on my eye!
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh!
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_03: Because I'm a star!
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh!
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_03: I'm the star child because I'm a star.
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  SPEAKER_03: One of four in this universe, baby.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: Paul stinks.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_01: Has he ever been good?
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, seriously.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: You guys are fans.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not a fan.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_02: Paul was the shit in the day.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: Poison opened up for Kiss at Blossom and
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: Poison opened up for Kiss at Blossom.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_01: Poison opened up for Kiss.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's genius.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_02: No, Gene's voice was never hit.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_02: Gene's voice was always great.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_02: Gene still sounds the same.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: Gene's voice is the same.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_00: And Gene's a better bass player than people know.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_02: Gene was a great bass player.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't hit highs.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: What highs are you talking about?
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, you.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: Quiet for a second.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_00: Now listen.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody can hear Randy talking.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_00: Randy, quiet.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_00: Listen to this for just one second.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: Gene is actually a good bass player.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_00: He really is.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's overlooked by the fact that he looks at the showmanship and all that stuff.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: He actually plays damn good bass.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you're a bassist.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: You would know.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_00: He's a good bass player.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_00: And it's just like because you look at the tongue and the jumping around the platform.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_00: No, he actually plays good bass.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he may, but I've always loved his bass,
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: especially when he does the runs up and down at the... Gene Simmons rocks.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_02: All I'm saying is one night his voice was...
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_02: Gene's voice is fine.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: Paul Stanley had to carry the fire.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: All I know is,
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_02: did you guys see the YouTube clip where they were a couple of years ago doing
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_02: an acoustic thing for a crowd before a show,
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: and Paul started singing, and Gene goes, no, no.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_02: Paul, save your voice for the show tonight.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_02: You know how prissy Paul is.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: How fucking did that cut him off at the knees?
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: Just save your voice for the show tonight, Paul.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take care of this.
• 9:26
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• 9:27
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• 9:28
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• 9:30
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• 9:34
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• 9:37
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• 9:42
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• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: People!
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: Why are you saying my voice is weak?
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: Gene!
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: Cut me off!
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: Ow!
• 9:48
  [music]
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: Gene, how can you say that about my golden pipes, baby?
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: Paul, you don't talk so much.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: Just go paint some more pictures of buttholes.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: All those paintings, remember, they were all like circles.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: Terrible.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_01: You think that guy sucked a cock or two?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, honestly.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: I know we've established.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_03: You might have tripped and fallen down and a cock fell in his mouth.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_03: That would be terrible, baby.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_03: A cock fell in my mouth.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: People.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_02: You've got to think.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: You had Sean Delaney as the guy that was the force behind the band.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_03: He was the first behind something, baby!
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah!
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_03: First behind my spandex going inverted, baby!
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_02: Holy gold, anoscopy!
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_02: Bill O'Coin and Sean Delaney were both early on in the band.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm sure it was.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_03: Was it Bill O'Coin or Bill... Oh, yeah!
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah!
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_03: Woo!
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'll give him 30 cents for a good rim job.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_03: I got a couple coins for Bill right up in my colon.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_03: I better drink a little more whiskey.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_03: No, no.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: Cool gin.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: Cool gin.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Paul stinks.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care what you guys say.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_01: Paul is great.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen Kiss...
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: That was when Gene dressed like Bea Arthur back then.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_00: And Paul had the like fringy
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_01: Pink gloves.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_02: Pink gloves.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_01: Tears are falling.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_01: He sucked.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: I remember I was like, shush.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_01: I was like 13 years old or so, and I'm at this fucking kiss show.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_01: And at 13 years old, I'm like, look at this fruit.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: I was just like, Jesus, he's wearing fucking like neon spandex.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: And these fucking pink gloves.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: And he's doing that fucking the same thing they did in the video.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_02: You know where he was playing.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_02: You got to be big to play.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_02: You got to have big motion to play to an arena.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: It was wretched.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: And the one time of all of it that I remember the most was Gene did
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_01: the whole fire-breathing shit, which really did not work without makeup.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_02: Without makeup,
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_01: it didn't work.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_01: It was just a circus asshole fucking blowing smoke in the air.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_01: It really was no better than that.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_02: Because Gene was wearing spandex on that floor, too.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_02: He looked like Bea Arthur.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_01: It was awful.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but him blowing fire was like...
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: Circus freak shit.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_01: Just looked like a, with that bad short, he had his hair cut short because he was doing movies.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_01: It was terrible.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_02: Those were lean years in the kiss arm.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, it was bad.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_01: And he finished that smoke thing,
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_01: or the fire thing,
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_01: and Paul gets up to the front and goes, Gene Simmons
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_01: bringing the heat, baby!
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like,
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_01: I was like,
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_01: Bring in the heat.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: It was like, stop it.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, those were lean years.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: And then they kicked into, let's put the uh and uh.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: No, then they kicked into, what was the, it was a Gene song that they kicked up with.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_01: And it was the, what was the song about?
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to put my log in your fireplace, baby.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: I love that line.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_00: Burn, burn, burn.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_00: That's my favorite song.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_00: To be quite honest, I wish I wrote that.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_00: I love that line.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, the line is funny, but the song is terrible.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_01: Burn, bitch, burn.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_01: Woo-hoo, because there's nothing you can do.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a song about raping and fucking burning a chick.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_01: I just finished raping you, so I'm going to burn you so that you can't tell.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: You're going to put my log in your fireplace.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_00: That's a great line.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_00: I love that line.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: Can we put another Kaylee Cuco picture up, please?
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_00: Whoever was doing that, you kick ass so much.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's got to be like, that's not real.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: No, that's not real.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: Rob Kern is saying that's not real.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: That's a Photoshop.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_00: People!
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: Is he insane or what?
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_00: Can we put Paul Stanley's face on that Kaylee Cuoco thing?
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_00: Why would you want to do that?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody's got a reason to live.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_03: I know you people like Kaylee Cuoco and think she's hot.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: But I've got an asshole that's so much better.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: She's got nothing on Bill Burr, baby.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: Just fucking...
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's time to rock and roll all night.
• 16:12
  I'm part of you every day.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking for gay sex because I live to win, baby.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking stinks.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: He's bulletproof.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_01: Live to win.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he stinks.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: All right, let's play some music.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck the shit.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: All right, let's...
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: Where's my music part?
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck, I'm drunk.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: No, we're playing The Sun from A Thousand Mods.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: How about your daughter?
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh!
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah!
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe Gene wants your daughter, but I want your son!
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah!
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: All right, here it is.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's A Thousand Mods with The Sun right here on your classic metal show.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh!
• 17:02
  [music]
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