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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 38 - ANUS x SOABD Pt. 2 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Alright, ready, what is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 3: of a Boy Dad podcast. Today is Wednesday, January twelfth.
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  Speaker 3: It is six thirty pm today. We are joined by
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  Speaker 3: KB No Swag and Nick Trainy.
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  Speaker 1: And that brings in for having us. That's four appearances
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  Speaker 1: for the two of you on this show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. For I had like mines three and
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  Speaker 3: a half, I'd say no, it's four total, four episodes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like the optics of this. Not ready to
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  Speaker 3: cut you boys a chick baby, We're just having beers.
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  Speaker 3: You're some fucking weird over looking.
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  Speaker 7: Like why are you drinking this odor protag bro like
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  Speaker 7: a sixth grader and juvenile detention?
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  Speaker 3: Oh come on, round tries to be an addict, doesn't
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  Speaker 3: know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: More fucked up off of this pure odor protector twenty
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  Speaker 1: four to seven technology than anything else. If you did
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  Speaker 1: it the right way, what do you have to put
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  Speaker 1: it in? The put it like put it into a
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  Speaker 1: bag and.
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  Speaker 3: Like huff it? What you know about huffing me? I
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  Speaker 3: used to go to huffing gasoline parties in seventh grade.
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  Speaker 3: I've told this story. I think a handful of you.
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  Speaker 7: You mentioned a lot, but it needs to be we
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  Speaker 7: haven't stressed it in my.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, Logan Sideler, like it was like a trend, like
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  Speaker 3: you go up and we'd have camping sleepover, So you'd
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  Speaker 3: go up and sleep in a tent in the backyard
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  Speaker 3: and Logan Sidler was the first one to do it.
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  Speaker 3: And we'd go up there and everybody just had like
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  Speaker 3: gas that was from the shed for the lawnmower, and
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  Speaker 3: you'd all huff it and pass it around. Sounds awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've huffed just regular drugs. What about just any
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  Speaker 1: other drugs.
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  Speaker 3: No, we'd all hulf huff gas and that was the
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  Speaker 3: best drug you can cause that's very third world. Went
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  Speaker 3: to callic spray paint.
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  Speaker 1: In Echiopia, that's what they do. They would they roll
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  Speaker 1: a blunt of glue or they like literally suck on
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  Speaker 1: an exhaust pipe and people will have like seizures and
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  Speaker 1: pass out in the middle of the street.
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  Speaker 3: They're heavy on their Jenkom too an Ethiopia. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they like jank them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they jank.
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  Speaker 1: What's jencom again?
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  Speaker 3: Poop jar, poop jar, poop jar poop jar. I feel
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  Speaker 3: like euphoria would be more accurate if they were huffing
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  Speaker 3: or if they were on jacob Euphoria jencom would be awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Then Die and Die is turns are getting everybody real
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  Speaker 3: fucked up. Her nobody's piss because her smell good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like they don't. They're not getting anyone fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: Like she's not doing enough to have big ass turds anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Zan Die is anorexics, So are fucking jenkum steaks and
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  Speaker 1: not in the good way. Yeah, not in the best
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  Speaker 1: type of sneaks. Thank you guys so much for coming
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  Speaker 1: on this week. Hit you with the normal slave.
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  Speaker 3: Why could you just say that in like a normal voice? Yah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, just can't you actually as if you were not.
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  Speaker 1: We're not pomped, because I think they were kind of.
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  Speaker 1: It's the fact that we just did a whole other
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  Speaker 1: episode that was right before this on your Guys podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Are you on the main You guys threw us a
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  Speaker 3: bonus We're on the bonus episode. Yeah, but it's cool
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  Speaker 3: you guys.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is four times you've been on in
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  Speaker 1: our thirty episodes.
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  Speaker 3: We're like the Alec Baldwin of of being on your show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to shoot sass next time I'm on. But
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  Speaker 3: I thought he was.
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  Speaker 1: Saying that he didn't do it, though, I thought that
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  Speaker 1: Baldwin was saying that it wasn't him that.
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  Speaker 3: He said no, he was holding the gun, but he
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  Speaker 3: didn't put a dam pull the trigger.
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  Speaker 7: The Baldwin brother all three, I'm thinking of like Vietnamese
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  Speaker 7: cancer patients. Brother the brothers, they both got it. It
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  Speaker 7: wasn't like genetic. They both just happened to get it.
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  Speaker 7: Different different cancer, different terminal cancer. Yeah, they're both very bad,
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  Speaker 7: the Baldwin brothers.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you just recently beat cancer. I did.
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  Speaker 7: It's mad olymph nodes, scare, We're happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: Where are your lymph nodes? Are they on your armpit?
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  Speaker 3: Are still they're actually?
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  Speaker 1: I think there.
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  Speaker 3: I believe your lymph nodes can be swollen in your
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  Speaker 3: growing air. Yeah, that's right, that's in front, growing up back.
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  Speaker 1: I think armpits, neck, what's your what's your neck?
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  Speaker 3: Neck? Note one? When you get like a cold, right,
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  Speaker 3: is that he'd or if there is.
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  Speaker 7: A disgusting amount of ways to get cancer? Oh yes,
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  Speaker 7: it's basically it's like you know, it's like it's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: If we aren't murdered, we're going to die. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: like everything.
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  Speaker 7: There's infinite ways to get cancer and also heart disease.
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  Speaker 1: I say, you guys are sleeping on heart disease, heart disease.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get heart disease. Why why because my
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  Speaker 3: dad has it and my grandpa has it. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we're still speaking in present tense.
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  Speaker 7: That grandpa has it is kind of Grandpa had.
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  Speaker 3: A quadruple bypass bypass and my dad had a double
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  Speaker 3: by But when my dad had a double bypass, like
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  Speaker 3: two to your grandpa, because the fact that he's a
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  Speaker 3: grandpa and had one and he had it like a while. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's good.
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  Speaker 1: That bypass must have been extraordinary.
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  Speaker 3: Then extraordinary.
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  Speaker 1: They must have just opened up all the holes and
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  Speaker 1: his blood's just flown normally.
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  Speaker 3: He's probably better than ever I feel like. But I
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  Speaker 3: mean he's like, well bypass when you're like forty years ago,
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  Speaker 3: Like that's like old tech they're using too. He's a fighter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's a warrior.
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  Speaker 3: He's in a wooden scalpel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a warrior. Honestly, hey probably didn't even have anesthesia
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  Speaker 1: for him. Yeah, he just had to bite on a bullet.
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  Speaker 3: Qualified they were just hot and put out. My other
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  Speaker 3: grandpa got my other grandpa got back surgery and he
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  Speaker 3: was awake for the surgery or the surgery.
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  Speaker 1: I think they used to not have like remedies for backpain.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: TFT said that his dad got a His dad had
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  Speaker 1: like a herniated disk or some ship like that, and
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  Speaker 1: they like put him on a wheel and stretched him out,
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  Speaker 1: which sounds like a medieval type of torture.
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  Speaker 3: Was awesome, that must be. Yeah, I don't think it was, though.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was like on a wheel, like a
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  Speaker 3: wooden wheel. How don't you think they spun him they're
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  Speaker 3: just throwing really naked, you look like the Vitruvian man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they definitely just fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Sprawled his body out.
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  Speaker 7: They experienced pain levels that like the modern human can't
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  Speaker 7: even fathom, and they didn't have air condition, so they're
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  Speaker 7: just like.
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  Speaker 1: It was definitely normal as fuck for them, just like housewives.
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  Speaker 1: We're experiencing fucking extraordinary pain every single day, mental pain,
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  Speaker 1: mental pain, and all swish children Like there was no
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  Speaker 1: parenting that went on. I think parenting is a brand
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  Speaker 1: new concept and that's why people are bad at it
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  Speaker 1: because it's just like it's not like ingrained to anybody
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  Speaker 1: to parent. You're just supposed to let your kids run
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  Speaker 1: out into the wild if they die.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you had like ten kids, so it
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  Speaker 3: could work and like if you could afford to lose
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  Speaker 3: a few. It's like a trial and error. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 3: we fucked up on this one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Irish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Irish were like walking out of the house.
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  Speaker 1: But other cultures have a ton of kids, fucking I know,
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  Speaker 1: Nigerians always have.
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  Speaker 3: Like westernmost kids. Catholics. You think you know mallowe Chad, Yeah, Chad,
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  Speaker 3: it's Africa.
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  Speaker 1: Really, it's Africa, Malawi.
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  Speaker 3: You just gotta don't know how to pronounce, is it
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  Speaker 3: not like Catholics. They don't use condoms, so they're all Catholic. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: they definitely are. The trick that's that interests me.
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  Speaker 1: Catholicism intrigues me. I don't think you could hack it
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  Speaker 1: in Catholicism.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I could. Catholic and Jewish, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 3: That's why we just can't. That's that's not a thing
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  Speaker 3: that could happen. The fence.
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  Speaker 1: That's a little bit fucked.
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  Speaker 3: One the other and then one hated the other. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Jesus was until he was killed by the Catholics. Because
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  Speaker 3: Jewish is also a race yeah, it's an ethnicity ethnicity.
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  Speaker 7: I don't that's not a you can't check that box.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you can, and I did. Are you a POC?
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  Speaker 3: I'm forty percent Jewish?
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  Speaker 1: Are you POC.
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  Speaker 3: Forty percent Jewish? Yes? How do you get that? In
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  Speaker 3: the mud? I did a what's it called test twenty
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  Speaker 3: three and me twenty three and me.
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  Speaker 1: Just submitted to the government's going to get tracked forever
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  Speaker 1: chipped up. You might as well get clear then if
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  Speaker 1: you're going to do twenty three in me clearly.
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  Speaker 3: The plane thing, Yeah, that's the same type of ship though.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one that like scanned your face.
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  Speaker 1: You have to take like a prick of blood.
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  Speaker 3: Those people are like and you get the most pushy
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  Speaker 3: employees ever because they'll just degrade you just like yo, retard.
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  Speaker 3: You still waiting in.
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  Speaker 7: Line by now, and you're quoting them because they said, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: direct quote and really you got to go through the
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  Speaker 7: whole process.
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  Speaker 3: Just take just to like get like one minute faster.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it's one hundred work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you definitely have. It isn't like a monthly subsiquent
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  Speaker 3: to the airport. Once with Roan and he was like
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  Speaker 3: hanging out in the first class like like b lounge area,
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  Speaker 3: I standing its pressed against it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you get into the first class.
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  Speaker 3: Lands because I wasn't first class? Because I wasn't either,
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  Speaker 3: And people at bars to a book the flights, and
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  Speaker 3: then they booked Roan for first class and I was
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  Speaker 3: in like the last row of the plane.
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  Speaker 1: They just booked me first class lounge and it's Delta
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  Speaker 1: Lounge and it's incredible.
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  Speaker 3: They made you get a job as a stewardess. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I had to work the flight.
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  Speaker 1: To pay his way. Yeah, like, we're gonna fucking land
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  Speaker 1: this plane and drop you off if you don't give
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  Speaker 1: out this apple juice. Yeah, get these people the fucking
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  Speaker 1: apple juice. I used to crush Bloody Mary's on planes,
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  Speaker 1: but they.
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  Speaker 3: Don't really sell alcohol on many flights, not any COVID. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand how duty free works. What's duty I
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  Speaker 1: think duty is your taxes.
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  Speaker 3: Right, so it's just a part of the airport. It's tax,
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  Speaker 3: no sales tax.
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  Speaker 1: But they're also like though, so you'll buy a bottle
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  Speaker 1: of whatever Johnny Walker in the duty free d dub
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Dub black black, and then they'll seal the bag
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  Speaker 1: and it's like illegal for you to rip open the back,
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  Speaker 1: but it's just also just a plastic bag. It's like
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  Speaker 1: the easiest thing to rip open. Like you're not allowed
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  Speaker 1: to drink it until you get to your destination.
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  Speaker 3: You love breaking rules though, Yeah, and you open it
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  Speaker 3: selug it in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, scrob lights out, say less, fight with.
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  Speaker 3: The stewardess on the plane because you're you're flying diminished
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  Speaker 3: at all? Oh big time? It has because I've been
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  Speaker 3: taking copious amounts of adavan.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I heard that ninety doses of adavan will
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  Speaker 1: lead to psychosis. It's like eighty eight ninety doses through.
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  Speaker 3: Your life that I don't even know what adavan is.
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  Speaker 3: It is godless drug? What is? It makes you melt? Dude?
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  Speaker 3: I like flying now because I gets so you're just addicted. No,
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  Speaker 3: because I don't take it. I take it like once
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  Speaker 3: every few months when you fly. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I take I'll take one pill and I'll be walking
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  Speaker 3: through the airport just like smiling, just happy. I need that.
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  Speaker 3: It's awesome because every single time I'm like in line,
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  Speaker 3: don't like you see me, I peel off because I
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  Speaker 3: call my mom I'm like, I'm not getting on this.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you do two advilpms, two Genitanic?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I do four Advill pms and four geniton No
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  Speaker 3: tequila soda drinking doesn't work for me in the airport,
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  Speaker 3: like it makes me feel worse. That's just how I
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  Speaker 3: wash down the pms. Yeah, but super groggy. I need
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  Speaker 3: it all, but I'm too I don't want to go
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  Speaker 3: to a doctor. But the dude, you don't even need to.
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  Speaker 3: I called my doctor and I said, I can't fly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a doctor. I don't either, I have
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  Speaker 3: a I have a pediatrician, doesn't, dude. I called my doctors.
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  Speaker 3: The saddest back, I called my doctor. I called my
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  Speaker 3: doctor and I said I was in North Carolina and
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  Speaker 3: I said, I can't go home unless I get something.
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  Speaker 3: And then they prescribed me out a fan.
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  Speaker 1: And then you're saying they're pussies for not being able
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  Speaker 1: to like take transportation.
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  Speaker 7: They're pussies and losers, like ten different reasons in the
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  Speaker 7: past four minutes. There are so many different combinations of
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  Speaker 7: things that made them pussies and losers.
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  Speaker 3: In the last five minutes. You can run it back and.
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  Speaker 1: Keep tally and they're not even taking this.
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  Speaker 7: So many things they're taking like the weakest prescription, like
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  Speaker 7: not even no, dude, you.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever taken out of it an.
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  Speaker 2: I have.
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  Speaker 3: I have an adavan in my backpack right now.
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  Speaker 1: On your app, you know, you try to get xan X,
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  Speaker 1: they don't give you XANX, and they'll give you audavan
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  Speaker 1: and the razapane. And so it's like the softer verse.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the yeah, out of van and the razepan
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  Speaker 3: are the same thing. You keep on saying it like
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  Speaker 3: they're two different things, but I'm saying that those are
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  Speaker 3: like the minor league version of one that is but
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  Speaker 3: that but it's still like that. It's that is the
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  Speaker 3: minor league version. That's a soft version. But you got
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  Speaker 3: to take the right amount. It just makes you melt, dude,
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  Speaker 3: and smile. I literally can't, Like, I'll fall asleep before
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  Speaker 3: I the plane takes off and then you I need that, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I was, I actually could go No, I don't have
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  Speaker 3: my notebook with you, dude, this is so lame. I
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  Speaker 3: don't have my off. You wear two different shoes and
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  Speaker 3: I saw your hands slip when you were shaving your
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  Speaker 3: neck on. You have a little bump up there.
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  Speaker 7: You purposely wore a green Man suit under your shoes
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  Speaker 7: the high school football game and then acted like you
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  Speaker 7: forgot that it was on, and then stripped down to
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  Speaker 7: the green Man suit outside of the student section. Nobody
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  Speaker 7: noticed or regarded you a because you weren't in the
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  Speaker 7: student section.
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  Speaker 1: He was half brained then, though he was half brain.
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  Speaker 1: Let's keep it the task at hand that everyone's smashing.
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  Speaker 3: Dude trials to be able to a.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah out of it.
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  Speaker 3: Times under the creative it's a Benzos. It's the same
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  Speaker 3: thing as Zenna.
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  Speaker 7: It's a minor league Xanax.
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  Speaker 1: It's not It's like if someone chewed up a Xenex
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  Speaker 1: and then spit it into your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: It's like your dog. I was, I was flying from
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  Speaker 3: where was I where? I was flying from Nashville to
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  Speaker 3: New York. And I took one and a half out
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  Speaker 3: of VAM, which is more than I usually take. Nobody
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  Speaker 3: raps about ada VAM. They should because it's better than
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  Speaker 3: any other drugs in the world. And sith and dude,
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  Speaker 3: I was. I was literally trying to write jokes and
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  Speaker 3: like I looked back on a notebook and it's just
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  Speaker 3: like scribbles of letters. You can't read it. You got
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  Speaker 3: your eyes. My eyes were like half closed, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: just like writing nonsense on the paper. So you're completely
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  Speaker 3: on a different planet. And it makes like ship suits
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  Speaker 3: not wine in the back of a van.
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  Speaker 8: Where an't you also writing a joke about hot girl
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  Speaker 8: on plane while sitting next to her.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's how that joke came to be. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know if she I don't even know if she
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  Speaker 3: was hot. I didn't the entire time, just assumed she was.
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  Speaker 7: You had to see bow drowsy just to go to Tennessee.
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  Speaker 3: kV.
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: I don't know, grand Old I'm gonna I'm like, I
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: have to feel somewhat drowsy to go to Baby.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna slip you a dose. K I'm relax, Bro,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: it's a fifteen minute. Hey, I'm gonna slip you a
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: dose two out of vans and we'll see what happened too.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I just want to do it. Yeah, No, I never have. God,
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that would be like. Your
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: smile would be a little bit bigger. I'm not kidding.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: I'll walk walk through you melt a little. You'll see
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: me off the vans. Bro, I know.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: And you are like a pretty You're like just floppy off.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: The wall, vans off the wall.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: You're like a muppet when you're in it. You're like
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: a little Jim Henson character.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I had to like, I had to talk Roan out
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: of a panic reverse. The roles were reversed. You held
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: my hand a panic attack, Dude, We rold my hand
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: on a plane. Yeah, we were on the plane. We
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: had turbulence in Rome was turning around. He was like, dude,
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I think we're fun. Crash did you say that? And
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, bro, I was like, bro, planes don't
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: crash these days.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: You were just like I just put my handback a
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: row for him to hold on to it, and he did,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: and he was a good dude about it. He doesn't
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: fucking remember he was told the story by someone else
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: who was on the flight because he's in fucking outer space.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Because he was a junkie.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: He's literally, I'm gonna rock you guys, all, yeah, please
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: do I will.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I'll take any I'll take a recreation.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Is I okay? Be will too. I'm nervous twenty four
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: to seven. So I would just do it every single day.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: The nick you know, would be dead, that's what and
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: the blood would be on your hands. That's where it
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: becomes dangerous because you taken out of an I hate
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: the man I am right now. Yeah, you take it
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: out of van and you're like, I want to live
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: like this always like this is fun. Yeah, this is good.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I had an out of van. The other day. I
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: had a buddy who did heroin, and he said the
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: first time he did it, he just like the first
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: thing he said was uh oh, because he knew he
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: was fucked. I actually he was. A day recently, I
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: did heroin.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: It feels so good.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: He's, yeah, you've done it. No, but uh, I be
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: real with us for just one No, be real with
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: us for once. So so to be real.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: After the Georgia, after Georgia won their championship, and the
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: other night, No, but I dusted off those fucking uh
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: fake the Mexican pills Mexican and I ran them through.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: A fucking how does theyl test work?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: A fentanyl test? You have to like, crush up some of.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: It, you give them to somebody you like, don't like,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: and do drugs.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: He's giving me first taste. He's let me do first line.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Every time. I didn't know we were boys like that.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: How do you.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Feel you grind it into some water and then you
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: did the strip into the.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Water, So it's like a COVID test exactly. And I
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: can't be until like you do the whole thing in there,
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: like you don't do the drugs, right, Yeah, because there
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: could be fetanyl in it.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're I mean, well regard there's like there's.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Like one spec of fetanyl in like like like this
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: would be the fetanyl.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: But it's not how it works out. Shut up? Why
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: too real for you?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: No?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Real?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: No?
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: So Nick, remember when you like pretended to robot trip
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: to get out of you did it at the Catillion
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: they could get out of doing the courts with what
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: was her net?
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Brettnan. Yeah, she looked real good and like her like
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: fucking elbow.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: Like a bunch of people went to the bathroom to
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: robot trip for real. Yeah, I pretended like you were
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: and then like act like you were too high to
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: dance with her.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, I pretended to do Mollie with you when
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: you parachuted it out of a paper towel and I
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: just ate a paper towel. I did the same thing. Wait, really, yeah,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: so where did the molly go?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: What?
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: It did not hit me they wanted to parachute Molly
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: and me and Kyle just thought I knew what parachuting
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: was when you just wrap it in like thin, when.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: You have a powder and you put it into a
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: piece of paper and so that's like your.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Pill was like your pillcasing. But we didn't have anything.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: We just had like bounty paper towels just dried out.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: On the quicker pit pick her up or fucking yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: It just dry ass mouth.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: It probably absorbed all this like a trainee who was.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: Asked to like roll a burrito on their first day
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: and it was it was too sloppy, so I couldn't
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: my windpipe couldn't get it down.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: It is fuck when they asked the trainees. But they
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: do have the band aid burrito, like the little tortilla
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: that they kind of can make into a band aid
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: in case the burrito bursts.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I haven't been to Codobo fucking Chipotle in like two years.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Here, I wish.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Do you really think it's that much better?
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I canceled my freshman meal plan in college so I
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: could go to Cadoba every day. Yeah, and I realized
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: the math did not add up, so I was out
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: of fucking I canceled my meal plan. I got like
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: six hundred bucks for the This is like my first
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: week of college. Yeah, and then by like week three,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I just had nothing. I had my buddies. He was
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: they had a Chick fil A on campus, and he
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: thought that you could use meal swipes there. Yeah, but
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: he was just using his like cash, yeah, and he
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: was out of money.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: But at least at kudob. But like it could be
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: a couple meal, like you could technically stretch a burrito
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: bowl into like two meals or something like.
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: You know, as good as fuck it is, and it's
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: like health my uh, my second day of college, I
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: got diagnosed with whooping cough.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ, and uh.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: I got prescribed from emhesene and codine yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Which is like lean And we were doing an.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Icebreaker forties mold. Yeah, I thought it was sick, my
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: forties covered in mold, but look at the inside of mine.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: It's completely quiet. It's probably just like one person buys
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: a forty every every month.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's said to take it into the morning,
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: so I did, and then I passed out.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: In the middle of an icebreaker?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Was taking in the middle. Yeah, well no, I just
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: was yeah, Yeah, he was yo. What's his name? I
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: We didn't get him in the ice breaker way.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: What was this summer?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: What did he do over the summer?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Something unique about him?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: What was the truth and what was the lie?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: He's O Dan, if you need this advance, they did say,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: look to the left. You right is not gonna be.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: It was immediate. Imagine like dying. As soon as somebody
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: does that, they look left and then you die.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: Dance But yeah, like I woken up by a counselor
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: and I told her I took like PM instead of AM.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: But I knew I was just you shouldn't lean. Yeah,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I stopped.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: But it felt weird to say. What year was it?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Twenty sixteen? I was peak lean.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: That was that was after was dance pop? That was yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: that was my No, No, that was dance pop. It
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: was trauma dance clowns running around.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: It's when clowns with knives. Are you sure clowns was
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: in like twenty thirteen when it was bacon. Yeah, clowns
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: was it was mustache slashes Bacon twelve and bacon were twelve. Yeah, Bacon, Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: you remember, bacon was everything. Everybody's a bacon bacon. Yeahsonality,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: and then people would just be like wearing shirts with
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: a mustache on. It'd be like that's fly as fuck. Yeah,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: that's a nice pea. Girls would just fuck those dudes too.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: The guy wouldn't even have a mustache, but.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: He just sucking down.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Girls were getting tattoos and mustaches right here and just.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Being but or like flipping up their lip and having
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: a mustache.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, foozie tube girls. Freshman girls love tattooing their bottom lip,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: their lip tatto. Yeah, it's terrible.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: It's gonna come off.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they come off fast.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love dick and they're just gonna bite it off.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: It always would say something like that, So they's super raunchy.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: You're like this kid I played golf with in high
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: school was like, my sister just got a tattoo that
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: says daddy on her lip. And I was like, why
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: did he tell you that?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: He was?
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: He was extremely weird, sistremely. I think he was in
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: love with his sister. He's like, that's an archetype. He
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: was like. Looking at Sony was like m my sister
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: just got a tattoo, it says daddy. It's an archetype.
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: The this siblings who little probably fuck each other. They
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: were either extremely hot or extremely gross.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yep. Yeah, and I are usually pretty hot. Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: I think it's the twins that are like, we're so hot,
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: we're only good enough for each other, or they can't
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: find anybody else.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: I like the archetype of the younger sibling that's disappointed
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: in the older sibling.
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like me, wait, I just watched my sister.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: My little sisters told like, my little sister told my
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: high school teacher that I dropped out of college and
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: just didn't tell her, like why, She's like, how's Harry doing.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: She's like, oh, he dropped out. He's living in New York.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: My sister text me and.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: She was like and like, my grandma'sn't that much less said,
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: She probably protecting your teacher.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably didn't want your teacher to be disappointed in
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you accepted the movie with uh justin long and then
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: well that's where the original Guchman.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: That was the original Guchman. My goodness.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I watched that over when I was on
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: my little bitch ass?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: What do you mean.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: From the character is a character in that movie? Also,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: that's Blake Lively before her nose job. Yeah, fine and
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: great in that movie.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Sometimes that it makes me just not believe it. How
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: can it be fine and great because he's.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Great because he's bitches get these fucking facial procedures and
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: they didn't need to also, fron have you seen fake?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: He just got his wisdom teeth taking. Don't do this,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: don't do that. He's not that good of an actor. No,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: it sucks. He sucks ass. But we're talking about now.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I know we're doing a light slander.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize where you're going. So now he's ugly
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: and bad at acting. He's hot, but he's not. Have
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: you guys seen reality shows?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: What's that reality show? The awkward moment? And Michael b
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: in my te Oh yeah, watch and tell me he's
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: about that.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about helf. He's a graphic designer in that movie.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: So it's like, you're not supposed to judge books by
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: a cover, and that's what I do. It's just like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: shut the funk up. You're like, I can't believe you're
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: a graphic designer.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: Looking like that and it opens with a breakup and
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: she's like, I need somebody who doesn't drink coffee out
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: of a cereal bowl, and then he like shrugs and
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: rubs his six pounds.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah whatever. He's pretty good in the Ted Bundy movie,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: is he? Yeah, like I wouldn't mind.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Being Also, his travel show is fire.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, drug one. No, it's only like a psychedelic didn't
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: he like a psychedelic show on Netflix?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Just the one where they like talk's that?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I think the Netflix show that he was a fracking show.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: It kind of is because they go to Iceland and frack.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: But I think that it's that that show is where
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: touch Grass start. I feel like that's where they started touching.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: And now you're Circadian rhythm.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: That touch grass is like Internet, like Internet in.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Touch grass, bitch touch them? How is that that's a
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: terrible Internet insult? No, it's not a touch grass because
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: it's referring to like someone there inside all day on
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: their phone being a hater and then you're just like
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: in the grass.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: But like nobody who's saying that is touching grass.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're on the internet to reading it true, aren't
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: you on the Internet all day. I haven't touched grass
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: a minute, dead ass, haven't. I truly haven't months.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't absorbed sea in so long. Yeah, I haven't
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: absorbed C since November.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I was in the sea this weekend. Bro, No like
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: vitamin C isn't a D from the sun. Damn, you're
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: all funked up. Well, I haven't had put the forty down, bro,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: My goodness, it's that exact level of the forty. You
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: forget what vitamin the sun's raised. Its mixed up. That's
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: not like you don't you have a whole Don't you
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: have a whole? Cop? Did you take all those vitamins?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Where did the vitamins go? Do you know what those
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: vitamins are?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: They're fucking raz bro.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, someone called nine one one.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: They're all out of it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: This guy's on borrowed time.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Oh I've put the bar in borrowed time.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Bro, bar out hear me. You're so good at it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Four you hit puberty, Bro. I think you have a
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: good voice, man, nixt voice actually is deep. Nick might
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: have low key the deepest voice on here.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Why would that be low key? You can just know
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: it's literally a low key I was about to make
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: that joke. I swear it would have been me around
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: with the hosts. That's right.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: And I have a winy ass high key voice for real.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Mine sounds like a dog whistle does. My voice is
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: a little racist dog whistle yipping in my ear.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: All people over sixty just can't hear you.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: They definitely can't unless they're really racist, in which case
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: they fucking hear me. They are not just listening. They
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: fuck hear me.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Kb V. What's on your mind? Something spit? I'm good?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: You solid? Yeah? You guys got a what's your answer today? Bonus? Yeah,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: that one so we could say whatever we want. Oh fuck,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: this ship is so bad. Oh that's a Burn's beat.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: He beat us. Oh you play too much. You see
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: him acting out because we call him out for getting
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: the vitamins wrong. We talked on Fron. This is his defenseman. Yeah, hey,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna burn. It's all he knows. He's also paying
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: the price.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: All right, fuck you guys, then I'll play it's straight then.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: But he shouldn't have talked ship on Fron. That ship
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: is whack. No, I'm just saying that is I was
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: playing surgery went bad. He looks bad. Physically not. He's
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: fucking bad at what he tries his life to.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: But you know he only got the opportunities because he's hot.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's true at all.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: You think if jack Efron was dirt ugly, he'd be like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: does that just mean brown.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Ugly?
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: No, dude, it means like dirt all right.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Earlier he was like, dude, I'm like almost nine sure.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you said I'm almost nine hundred percent.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Fifty ugly.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not making that up that. I mean, that's something
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: people say. No dirt, poor, dirt poor, and but ugly
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: dirt ugly sounds sounds like it's dirt. Even more sets
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: had that poor.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: Dirt.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I'm starting I'm gonna keep saying that. I don't give
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: a fuck.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: But then he his first movie was about singing and dancing.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even about his good looks.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Gay as hell. No, you have to be good looking
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: to be was Corbin Blue. I don't think corn Blue
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: was cute, but high school Musical was good. I used
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: to Tisday was my number one on Celebrity fakes battle
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: dot net sp What is that? I could never played it?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: What? What is that that you just said, you never
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: played it or I don't know what you're talking about.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: It sound like a game psp uh No, it's just
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: like I had to go on there to watch my porn,
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: but it was just photos of the photoshop celebrities. I
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: don't know about you.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: My images would load on my PSP top.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: To top to bottom, and I never made it to
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: a post. I was fine with that. I never I
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: always busted.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I always wanted out to belly button.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: Never take a long time. We would go into I've
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: actually heard about this. Yes, I can't speak for him.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I was sitting on the toilet for so long waiting
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: to see her pussy that I got a hemorrhoid, and
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: like four at once, i'd get him a lanced.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: Rather time that I would go into the sash, being like,
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna make it to pussy this sash.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: What is there? There's like a movie or something where
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I saw that happen. Once you get lancing my hemorrhoids
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: from top to bottom, is that when like one of
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: them is removed?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, you like Lance and boil like you pierced them.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Remember I around him, I thought, yeah, Lance Bass comes
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: in and about Lance arms, right, in the ass.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: And you were doing the same thing. You were fucking
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: downloading single images of like fake kidsdale.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: Yours was a different website and you were doing what it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Was lowhand for me, Brome, I'm a little bit older
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: than you, Broke.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: We're not talking about specific people.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: When you were like twenty, what are you talking about.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: She's older than me.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Bro, You're like fifteen years younger than or older than
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Lindsey Lohan.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Bro, Bro, don't just respect me or Lowhan like that. Bro,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: we're both fucking tauruses and we'll both fuck your life.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: It's just a fappening. You have the page that was
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: like a huge giant crime and then they just gave
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: it like a funny names like hundreds and thousands thousands
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: of women have had their phones hacked and all their
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: news that was like that was like a top news
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: story like years and they called it the fappening. No,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: that's like the website that I know, I know and
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: all the celebrity news. It was just like.
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: It was never like, oh, the people in charge of
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: the fa happening are criminals. No one ever like cared.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Didn't they get caught or go to jail from that
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: they should after having load.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I thought it was Martin scrolley, but it was so
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: much come on, I mean, it honestly changed everybody that
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that was part of it. It changed how you saw
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: him forever. Hope Solo.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she got the right end of the deal. Hope
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Solo doesn't holp stn't Hope sohole, Like it beat the
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: fuck out of her husband.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And that's not even like the thing that will be
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: in her obituary. It's going to be that she had
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: roast beef in the in the happening. Yeah, it's so
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: fun roast beef.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Nah, wait, what is the what is the way? It
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: ain't so Sas is going to go home and do
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: like one of those jersey burnings. If somebody like gets
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: traded or leaves the team, he found out she has
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: like droopy pussy, he'll drop the notes on their Hope,
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: thank you for everything, but you betrayed.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: His goalie, her big ass goalie gloves throwing it into
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the fire.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: My younger cousins like he was like it like this
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: was a while. She was like a huge Hope Solo fan,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: and he was like the news came out that like
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: she was like she like beat the fuck out of
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: her husband. And my aunt was like, please do not
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: tell her, Do not tell her about what she's done.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I don't give a fuck. Oh,
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna tell her. Wow, you don't give a
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: fucks as No, women beating up men is cool? Jesus,
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: you've never been beat up?
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah? Wait?
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: What is the woke qualm for?
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: Like people who don't who are like fine with women
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: beating up men?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: What do you mean the woke qualm?
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: What would the woke.
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: Opinion be about me? If I was like pro women
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: beating up their husbands, you would.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Get a lot of pussy off that.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: But domestic abuse, though, domestic abuse is domestic abuse?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: What kind? No, people don't care as much about that,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Like the same way am I saying something wrong by
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: saying that? Uh No, I don't. It's definitely not as
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: faux paul. What's her name, Emma, Emma Roberts. Yes, she wallup? Yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: and he had to her like the hospital, like I had,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: like a very successful career.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: After what about your boy Bloom? You got the T shirt?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Johnny confused your Pirates of the Caribbean? What happened Johnny Depp?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: That's like Orlando is married to Katie Perry. Yeah, they're crazy, right, Johnny.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Who does Orlando Bloom have a child with?
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Someone before that?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: You know Wendy Williams.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Wendy Williams, is she going crazy? She lost her final marvel?
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: She lost that last one?
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: What happened happened?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: There was a video of her getting like carded out
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: in like a wheelchair.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Really did I say something wrong? Why did everyone go
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: quiet when I said the thing.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: About Wendy Williams through a high noon? Can a fucking
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: steadman too far?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I took it to the next level. No, I think
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: that's paranoid. Your hyper paranoid. I think that you just
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: had there was some sort of miracle drug to calm
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: you down. Someone get me my ad from my back.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I think that if you got struck by a woman
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: that you'd sing a different tune.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: I don't you hit?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: See?
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe I've been strung and it didn't bother you. No
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: it did?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I fucking bet it the hit.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Bro do' kidding? I've never been struck as a glass
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: is where. Every time I get hit by a girl,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: it's always so much more dramatic just fly off and
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I point at him like what you did? I'm squinting
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: at him. It's so much funnier because this is based
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: in truth. Do you see what you did? And they
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: don't even have to hit me too hard? They go
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: soaring across the room and they feel so bad. I
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: do whatever I want it.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: As a pearls where I feel like I can clutch
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: my pearls so much easier.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: You're like why women grab their necklaces when they see
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: mice them. You're on your hands and he's like that
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: episode of the Twilight Zone where he breaks his glasses
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: or like the guy his fucking eyeballs taken by the Mummy.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: But you're basically trying to set up a world where
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: fucking women can just beat the ship at him.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell is going on. I
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: was joking.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Now you're making me try like you're making me feel bad, Like,
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: am I going to get like a bunch of dudes
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: who have been like hit by their girlfriends. So you're
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: you're circumcised and have never been hit. We're on and
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: have been hit. There's a correlation. I think, get your
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: dick cut or else your girl's going to hit you
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: in the face. Fuck yeah. I remember two of my
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: rest thrown around a little bit to your wrestling teammates,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: And this is like, actually, genuine I'm genuinely confused right now.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: You're gaslating yourself. Nobody cares you, Nobody gives.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: A every time I say something that's like, oh, what's
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: going on?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Trying to hear about his wrestling the king a contract yourself?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You are gaslating yourself.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: You are Wait, why do I sound crazy right now?
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: I'm looking at you weird because you're doing that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: All right, move on. As soon as you finished the sentence,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: You're like, what did I say something wrong?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Is everyone acting so weird right now?
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I just can being crazy out of the first time
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: I said.
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: You're self immolated, you were like you were like.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: You were like, what do you guys think about like
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: women hitting men? And I was like, oh, like it's
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: funny or something, And then you guys were all like, no, no, no,
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: he did not go there. I just took it to
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: like the next level. So you just pushed the envelope. Yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: like I thought that was because I was one of
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: those podcasts. Yeah, anyways, let's.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: It is funny. It is funny because they're they're like
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: little hands are so tiny, just like, what are they
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: gonna hurt? What are they gonna do? What are they
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: gonna do?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: You can't get a bruise, more of a puncture wound.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Exactly, and they'll probably bruise from hitting you. Like that's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: the really just what we're trying to get into alien
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: level hypotheticals.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: You know, I didn't. Now I'm fascinated by that.
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: I'm looking at you like this because I don't know
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: what you're doing to yourself, but it's harmful.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: It is harf doing anything to myself. Let's continue.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Were two dudes on your your two dudes on your
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: hiking team or whatever.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Wrestling team, that's what it was. I thought you were
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: on hiking team.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, hiking is like a hobby. Wrestling is division ones?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, god, division one, hiking probably it probably is.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: It's like there's like walking at the Olympics, Like what
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's the same. You get the same medal
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: if you win the walking Olympics and the wrestling Olympics.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah you do.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, who are the best hikers?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: We don't know.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: We'll never know because they're always my boys.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: You know the best hiker my boy sass know is
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: this one? You know the best hiker I know one?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Fuck you one thing hymns like the dude who climbed
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: all fourteen.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Peaks, Yeah, or that's a climber, the alpinist hikers.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: Hikers are just people who just like walk through the woods.
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: Hi hiking doesn't why are elevator?
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Oh you're mistaken, tell them, says fourteen peaks. This is
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: the best sas. But then the guy from the Alpinist,
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: also the.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Alp and then the fucking dude from uh the guy
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: with the huge eyes from.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Uh oh no, no, no, this is NERM zero Dark
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Peak or in Persia zero Dark Peak.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: That's the one where the dude climbs the mountain. He
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: is like massive eyes and he tells his girlfriend that
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: he doesn't care about her or some shit like that. Yeah,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Marc Andre Leclimis.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that wasn't even close to what you said. No,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: that was the other one that I was thinking, Oh, okay,
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: he but he's a solo. He's a solo climber. He
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: climbs like ninety is that free solo guy? Yeah? No,
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: that he's not the free Solo guy. That guy talking
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: about Andrew something.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: But that's the guy with the big as eyes. He
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: looks like a lizard kind of licking his eyes to
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: clean him.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: That solo is what Sass's cousin was wearing on her
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: T shirt. That guy's name is Alex Hanauld.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Don't tell her is she's still living in a world
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: to where she doesn't know.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: No, she's like in I guess senior in high school now,
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: so she definitely doesn't know. She probably still doesn't.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: It's out of the news cycle.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: You should call her up and just ask her break
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: the news right, tell her Hope Solo, hope Solo has done.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Some Actually do that, Just take her to a door
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: and just like that.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I don't really talk to her like that. It sucks
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: that Hope so had like the best athlete name ever
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I know, and girls were idolizing her. And then yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: and now they have to go back to Mia Ham.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Cheryl Smooth was a great athlete name too.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: That was a good one.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Rebecca Lobo, Lisa Leslie. There was like a time when
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: w NBA players were good just based off their names alone. Yeah,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: but they're two boys in high school or your two
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: boys off your fucking the crampon team or whatever. Fucking
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you guys were sunk together.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: What was I saying about? Oh they had Oh they
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: were uncircumcised.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, did you see it? In the we would shower after.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: They were green man suit and we're photographed.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: You did anyone keep their pants on or their boxes on?
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: What do you mean in the showers? I did that.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: My first cross game was so poor down Raine, torrential downpour,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: and everybody was covered in mud and I was too
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: afraid to shower afterwards. I was a freshman. I like
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: told my I commssed my parents like, yeah, I'm not
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: even that dirty. They knew. I was just let me
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: sit in the car covered in dirt. I don't know
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: why that's like a weird like that. That's supposed to
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: be like a weird thing, Like you don't want to
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: shy because I don't want my freshman next to a
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: senior dick that's dick. Oh yeah, like that shouldn't be
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: a weird thing. I remember when I was like, I
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: would like I was like doing swimming lessons and they'd
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: have us all like changing in the locker rooms and sutes.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like I'm like ten years old. There's a grown
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: man next to him, dude with the locker that just
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: mains naked. That guy didn't even bring Why always he
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: came in.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: And left naked, Yeah, naked.
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: It never like when I didn't want to shower with them,
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: and never crossed my mind that this old guy showering
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: was creepy. It was always like, I'm a pussy with
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: a small dick. Yeah, there's nothing weird about him.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: I'm just a coward. Yeah, not even small dick.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I just felt like I had a bad body. Yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't feel like a good body to shower in
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: front of the boys, like I was.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Always the stomach. I wasn't concerned about the dick. It
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: was the stomach. Really Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: Always there were people it still would be the cause
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: you can just tell they they were. This was the
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: most ecstatic they've ever been. They went during shower the boys,
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: the guys with the normal dicks, John and they were
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: in all their glory there.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: What do you mean normal dicks like big?
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: They had like unroastable dicks like in the and they
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: were beautiful and they had the most fun in the
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: shower movies.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: What what was your shower experience.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Getting whipped.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: There was a way I was like I was likable
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: enough to get away with them.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: No, I heard you. You used the shampoo and you
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: worked up a huge lather in front of your dick
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: so you couldn't see a pew fucking shampoo. No. No,
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: because we did the hand soap. That was it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Hand soap.
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: You can work a lather on any type of so
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: hand soap actually the most when you shower in public,
• 42:55
  Speaker 9: you always just go right to the dick because like
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: touching it you think will make it bigger.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: You don't want to get hard, Yeah, you want to
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: get chub. You want to get chubby, Yes, you do almost. Yes.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: All the sports movies I have ever seen, they're all
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: like there's always a shower scene, the ways up and
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: they're all like hanging out, just like roughing each other up,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: like they'll grab the soap, sprayed on each other, laugh
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: and sing gay porn.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: No movies, I can think any off the top Friday
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: Night Lights, Miracle, Miracle.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a soap scene.
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: There's no MVP. Most Valuable prim.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Miracle had the biggest fucking dick in the shower in
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: that movie. You don't see the du air bud in
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: the showers. It's just like a team bonding experience. Bro.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: But the weirdest thing was after ski team they would
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: make a shower down, just like the meetings.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: How close did you live? Ski team?
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: After practice their Wednesday free period meetings.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Afieah, after debate team they had a shower.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Mo shower after their Science Fair showers and you got
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: some fucking baking soda lava on you. I was on
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: the ski team, though, it would just be funny. And
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: imagine if you had to shower after that. You have
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: you've avoided talking about your dick? Yeah's did I? Yeah?
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: What did you what? I've never had a team shower.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: I've never been close enough to bond. I never I'll
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: be honest, I never did either. I did the only one, Yeah,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I was when I was like doing a swimming practice
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: and I wasn't you guys, wasn't even a team shower,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: which had to change. Yeah. It was the only time
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: I've ever been naked and like a group of people.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: And you could just face the other way.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It's not like, no, you couldn't. They made you go
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: calk out, You're gonna shower, but you have to look
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: at me, look at me heavy shower boy.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: Well, I went to a wrestling camp at Saint Paris, Ohio.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: He was Team Jordan camp, and it was like sixth
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: to like tenth graders. I was in eighth and there
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: was public showers and I found another guy my age
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: who was like, let's let's wait till they're done and
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: shower in the in our boxers because it's like it'd
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: be weird idea. I'm not trying to see dick. And
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: we did, and then like and then three of the
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: counselors came down to do check want uh it was
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: traumatic happened. I still remember his name. His name was Case.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: He's from Texas. I know his full name. Say anyone,
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: I don't want I don't want to give this guy
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: any flowers because I hate him for how he made
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: me feel.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Did he make you feel good? Way? He has an
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: uncommon name like Case. Yeah, they're going to find him
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: in like tuesdays. Well there's one Case in Texas.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: There's eighty percent peace.
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: If you want to find him, you yeah, remember what
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: he won't remember. But he was a counselor at the
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: Team Jordan came.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I don't make you feel.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: He didn't even say anything. It was the noise he made,
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: and like I had to look at the other kid
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: in his boxer shower and there is no emotion that
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: right here summer going into I was fourteen, but I
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: wasn't pubest. I wasn't no no pea, no like no
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: big dick and the kid that we were both like
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: eighty five pound eighth graders, so we like we were
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: we knew what it.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Was and was it your idea or his idea to
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: forget how we asked but you figured out but you
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: thought it would be less gay to shower one on one.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I was with a group of.
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: Ass I think we tried to justify like ships, so
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: fucking weird.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Let's just like wait till the end.
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: I don't want anyone, I think, like I don't want
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: anyone like touching my dick let's wears, which for real either.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Wait, but so what did they what noise did they make?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Because I'm still not grasped.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: Came down and like gasped in a way like he
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: was like you knew he was making fun of you
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: just by the sound that he made gutturally and then
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: he was and what.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Was his make fun of like you guys are like
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: showering together. You guys are losers.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: No, what he It wasn't.
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: It was just the fact that we were wearing boxers
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: in the shower, which is kind of weird.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys, take you were wearing boxers underneath of
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: your singlet. Right, so you got naked shower, let's go change.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: He probably only had a couple of years ago.
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: I feel like I've showered before, like thrown on a bab.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: It was weird when like all like sixty of the
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: kids just did it and then we went in afterwards
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: like much after.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know how did he pedophile?
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: How did you get away from it? How do you
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: like avoid the count like you always have like a
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: lot of time to shower and like yeah, it was.
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: Like kind of like there was free time. We just waited,
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: you guys. Oh yes, the counselors, he's younger than me. Yeah,
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: so I was like an eighth grade. Wait, the council
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: the counselor at this camp were like a seventh grade.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: The counselor was.
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: The counselors were younger than me, but they were like
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: really good, like nash elite wrestler.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: No, it was. It was Kagan Squire. I just changed
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: the whole Kagan.
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: Squire from Wadsworth, a grade younger than me. He was
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: a counselor. I was a camper in this case. Kid
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: from Texas. I forget his last name. He was a
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: seventh grader. I was an eighth grade. He was a counselor.
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: They were like national youth champs. Though Jared Jared Cortes
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: was was picturing like a college student. I'll tell you
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: Michaeh Jordan, he was three grades younger than Mike. He
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: was my counselor. It was team Jordan.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: He was like, are you the oldest kid at the camp?
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: It was no.
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: There was like two ninth graders and then a good
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: bit of eighth graders. But the counselors were younger.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Than me, and they come down like that made it.
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: Fucking worse that you've ever seen their ditch And they
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: they wouldn't wrestle me live because they were counselors. And
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: I was like, let me just I can hang with
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: you guys, and that would make you like me more.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: But no, that's fun. Oh man, dude, I have a
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: like I that was a wrestling camp.
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, in in like the cornfields of Ohio.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went to a I went to a golf
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: camp when I was in eighth grade. And on this
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: the first day, we went out golfing and it was
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: like tryouts to like put us into groups of our
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: skill level. And there was a wooden fan. There was
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: a wooden bridge like just like a like a corner,
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: those one that's like a little just a little slant.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: It's short bridge just to get over like a little
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: more neighbridge frenchly get over a little marsh or whatever
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: And I slipped while going across the bridge because it
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: was wet, and like I like dislocated something in my
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: leg or like something broke. I don't know what it was.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I couldn't I couldn't walk the entire time I was
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: at camp. And then I got food poisoning like the
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: next morning, so I like am basically unable to move
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: and I'm I literally ship my pants at camp. Okay,
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: I was just thinking of a camp experience, but it
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: was my god. And there was one bathroom as a child,
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: one bathroom with one stall for the entire camp of boys.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: It's all dudes. There was a couple of girls, and
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: there was a couple of girls, but they had like
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: a separate bathroom, separate room because he was on like
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: a college campus. And I was going like explosive ships
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: in the one bathroom while people are there's a line
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: or traumatizing experience with a broken leg. With a broken
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: leg one morning, I want one night in the middle,
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: and I woke up. Don't remember anything. All I remember
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: is waking up while running down the hallway to the
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: bathroom with a broken leg. The broken legs were already running,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: so it was I was already running when I woke up.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: But you can't think, I think you can't get woken
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: up with your body telling you you have to ship.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: And that was the time that I shipped my pants
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: because I started shipping before I made us the bathroom.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I had that for the first time.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: But it's terrifying.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, food poisoning, no waking up with the immediate.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I was sitting already when I was like awake, running
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: and I took the underwear and I just threw him
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: in the trash can of the of the bathroom and
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: it was like three am.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: And did you shoot your leg too?
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: It is no just my just in my underwear. So
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: it was tidy, tighter, tidy ship and I ran back
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: to my room naked. Dry log.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: No it was not dry, No chance, it was a
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: dry log.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Ship your pants and a dry log, well, then you
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: ship your leg. Shipping your pants your pants dry log
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: is funny. It is funny. Not a huge deal. Shooting
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: your pants. I'll just shake it down my pant leg.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Shooting your pants is funny because like you wish you
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: could tell yourself at the moment, like I'm gonna look
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: back on this, it's gonna be hilarious. Yes, But I
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: got kicked in the stomach at kung fu and immediately
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: ship my pants. I pretended like I hurt myself. You
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: took kung fu, Yeah, I took kung fu for like
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: a day. Why not, just like any other time. It
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: was the only one we had kung fu. Yeah, kung
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: fu is like fake movie karate kung fu is sense Ramsey. Yeah,
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: and like jiu jitsu didn't have it, or like it
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: was above a laundro mat. That's where every karate place
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: is a laundromat, within within one foot of every single everything.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: It's the rule of martial arts. The only camp I
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: ever went to. My mom sent me to to ah
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: fucking Claymation camp. Stop motion clamation. Yeah, the stifle Fine
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Arts Center.
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: Okay, I believe it now, Yeah, definitely, maybe I was
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: covered in Clay.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I was the only kid. Nobody else signed up. But
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: there were other camps going on at the same time,
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: and they were so I did like the drawing that
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: ship would piss me off so much. Well, when you
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: would get to a camp and you'd be the youngest
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: one there, I was the only one there. He was
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: the only one you remember going to a camp like
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: your mom would send you, Like my mom would sign
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: me up for like a like a class or something.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I would show him to be like the youngest kid there.
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: That feels like something that could only happen once.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Every single It would have to assassin every time I'm
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: getting older the age groups.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: He's still the youngest. Look at him at barstool. Yeah,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: nobody just keeps. No one's ever been younger than you.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I seriously have never met anybody that's been younger than
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Robbie Fox.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Wasn't he like nineteen when yeah, when you were what yeah?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Four?
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: How old is Robby Fox?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I mean we were all younger than you.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Once he got just as older as you did.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: I know, But how old is he now? I'm just
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: trying to figure out. Twenty twenty three, he's three years
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: older than me, two years older than me. Three, you're
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: the youngest in twenty one.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I I can't wait till we get someone younger than you.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Not ever going to happen, you O think know? I
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: think it is as company of the ground with me.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: I want to be the youngest person here.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Ever, barstool lange. Dude.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: I was telling, oh, yeah, how old is she? No,
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: she can't be seven, she's twenty one? Yeah older?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, dude, I was telling these dudes earlier. I
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: was trying to get a uh. I was trying to
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: take a cold shower this morning, Yeah, to to get
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: like fucking rogan or whatever. Yeah, and almost died. It
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: almost took me.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: I got such a.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Bad headache that I'd like crawl out of the shower
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: onto my bathroom, and I tried to. I set a
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: timer for two minutes, and I made it one hundred
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and twenty or a minute twenty seconds, and I had
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: to crawl out of the bathroom.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Did you like plan on doing your cleaning routine or
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: was this just an endurance challenge?
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: It was like I heard that, Uh, I have a
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: friend that's like just skinny and lean as fuck.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Just go piss alright, I'll be it back. Just keep talking,
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: all right, I'm gonna piss my pants. I've had to
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: people tire. Are you fucking getting me?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: This is the third time you've pissed since we sat down.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: No, it's object it's the third.
• 55:11
  Speaker 8: We've been recording everything, dude, we could see that you've
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: pissed more than once.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: It's the third time. Are you just gonna lie to us?
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: As soon as we.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Sat down you pissed. Between the shows you pissed, and
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: then in the middle of this show you've pissed. But
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: recording there have all been the first time, and.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Every time Sas pisses is the first time.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Dude. I mean I already I already told you guys
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: this story.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah you did. You were telling it to him.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I'm basically just telling it.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Let's just make him really nervous. Yeah, I think we
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: keep freaking out for no reason.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I know at the end of.
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: The episode, ask if we should cut the the women
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: the women thing?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: You are gonna have to censor me saying retard twice. Now,
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Oh that's no, I don't think you are twice as
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: of now, yacure gonna have that was a quote of
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: somebody saying that to you.
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, story, pretend let's pretend like we're not recording and
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: freaks us out.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: But like, what's how do you say about like he
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: took something or like he's done something.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: A little bit further away from the mind.
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: You don't even have to like say anything. You just
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: have to look at him weird and be.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Like, or so, let's but but let's wait and let's
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: start and get back into the conversation and then just
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: kind of give him a little like weird silence, look
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: at him weird, and I think, not too obvious.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I want to do like the Pepsi and coke challenge
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: with SaaS, but like give him like the same two
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: pieces of like fucking pepperoni from the same stick, and
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: one of those pieces will be the best he's ever
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: had to brown will be the worst. WHOA, where the
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: fuck did you guys get this disgusting?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What is some ship that we can make and
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: think is disgusting? That's just completely normal or something that's
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: delicious and it's completely normal the same thing. Yeah, he
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: easily could get guy, he's just he's a supple mind.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: But I also, I mean, it's gonna it's gonna get better.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Right if anybody who clown sass their soul is dirt, ugly.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Ugly is good fucking just. I mean, he just uh.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I want to grow him. I want to water him,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: and I want to fertilize him, and I want him
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: to grow.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: If SaaS has ever attacked, I'm on the front lines, yes,
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: let me in first.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: But also I would like to be the first one
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: attacking him too.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do both on a different.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like if unless I'm the one attacking him, I'll
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: be on the front lines of defense.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: For sure, But then I might hit him with a blitzkreek. Yes,
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: what's up, brother, Yeah, we're good.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I put a pin in the convo just until you
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: got back.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: And that's fine, right, Just give a clap.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: When you sit down. Yeah, start back up again. Where
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: are we gonna pick up from? No, that's fine.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Do you think? Okay?
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: What?
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine. We're gonna read it's about like the
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: reckoning three Yeah, clap off.
• 58:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think yeah, I think I had to pet
• 58:19
  Speaker 10: you boys are crazy, just.
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's do it, let's
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: do it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: When I was in the bathroom, I was thinking that
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: the KB story about the bathroom was the hardest I've
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: ever left on this show. Sif it was by a law,
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: that was the funniest story.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: That's when you see a nuggeted backpack.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Company. This was far funnier. Yeah, dude, barently finding out
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: he's young. The kid was younger, what are you boys
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: doing in there? He was? But he's literally meaning, how
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: do you get humiliated by someone who's that one who's
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: younger than you?
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: Better wrestling age, I think, but they all they both
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: got held back because I was like, they were really
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: good wrestlers.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: It's a little wrestling tricks, an old wrestling track.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: I just getting caught by someone the same age as
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: you was with your boxes on shower and could be worse. Now,
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: at least adults understand this kid has the same size
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: dick as Kyle and was just in the showers with
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: all the boys.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: He's a little bit younger dick.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: What if he pulled out his dick and he was
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: a dad dick? Wait, you're nervous about seeing this. Pull
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: out your fucking decks. What a miserable camp. Another showers,
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: let me see them.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like building a shower is already so expensive.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: It was a you could center partitions.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: In that place.
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: That building doesn't exist. Any partitions are the cheapest part of.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: The shower, That's what I mean.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Like, that's the last thing that would be like very cheap.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Like shower curtains. They're like the cheapest and fucking most
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: flinging curtains.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: S I supposed to Roan was just in Downton Abbey
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: for a second. Shower cuts it. There's nothing ship shower
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: cuts him.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: You got some fucking set of balls a little sash.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: But I'll put Joe ship on blash.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Brother, bro, this is gonna be the episode of take
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: us at the next fucking level. What is the next level?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: And maybe we should just all start recording and get
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: her never mind us three get real drunk. Catch Yeah,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: you guys get real drunk, and you just have to
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: piss a lot for somebody.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Kb's not getting drunk.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: No, this is it. I am yes, and this is
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: so bad. Why did you touch your forty? Bro? Hardly
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: touch your forty's open is everyone.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: Everyone was like, dude, these kids these days, I don't
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: they don't know what it was like to have for
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: local with caffeine, Like they don't remember the caffee at
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: four Locos.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Caffeinated for were banned before I was even high school. Yeah,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: but kids are like, like, kaffeine is readily available, Yeah,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: you just do it. What was it? I mean, I
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: don't know what it was. I just know people would say,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: like you'd wake up in the morning and you're like heart,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: it would be like pounding out of your chest. No, no, no,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: what was so crazy about It was just they were
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: they were seventeen, they're gatekeeping. Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: That and juice. Do you remember juice? J O O s.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: E was the Guido version of four I don't remember that.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: I was always the First time I ever got drunk,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: I was off of four Loco and I had like
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: three SIPs of it and I was hammered. First time
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: I ever got drunk was at a I didn't drink
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: in high school ever. Freshman year college frat part not
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: frat but party, and there was like a live DJ.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: It felt like a movie. And I brought my boy
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Jeremy who was not in college. He's a coal miner.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Now he's black too, which is cool. Good to know
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: that said that is an important part. Call him j Cole.
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  Speaker 3: But he went upstairs and I had, like it was
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: just on my third beer, and I was like, oh, man,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: like my toes are starting to tingle. I think I'm
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: like getting a buzz. And then he just fucking clogged
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: the toilet and we had to leave the party shut out. Yeah,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: coal miners had the biggest shits they do. The first
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: time I got drunk, I was upstairs and my friends were.
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  Speaker 3: He had like a finished attic area and we were
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: hanging out up there, and we like locked the door
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  Speaker 3: and my buddy brought an eighteen pack of beers and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: it was for four of us. Oh, and we my
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: like one of my best friends, Nate, moved to Maine
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: freshman year of high school. So we drove up to
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Maine and we had like one of our parents drive
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: us up and he put every single individual beer in
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: a sock so that it wouldn't set.
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  Speaker 1: They wing around around in the car, and then.
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  Speaker 3: We got we got there and he like un vealed
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: them and they were just like one thousands. There's eighteen
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: socks in there filled with beers, and we emptied them
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  Speaker 3: all out and we all had like two beers. And
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: I remember we were running, who is the anime character
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: that does the run? We were doing that.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: I think you know who that.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: I think it's Naruto, right, I don't even know what
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: that is.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: I think it was. I think it was the Naruto.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: We were doing the Naruto run up and up, back
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: and forth in the attic. We were like buzzed, and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: we were like, Bro, I feel like I'm fucking flying
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: Would just run.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Around and then I referenced that it was then we
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: were just doing that.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: And then and then like I bear, I wasn't actually drunk,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: and then like junior year of high school was the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: first time I actually got drunk. I never pretended to
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: be drunk, but I always pretended to be hungover at
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: school the next morning. Oh yeah, I remember, yeah, I
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: remember there was we my dick hurts. I was what
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: wait to my mic, just go out? No, no, no,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: it didn't.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Bro, You're golden Bro.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: I remember, I was You're fucking Golden Bro?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Did I promise?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Can't the audios the headphones? I remember, wait, wait, wait,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: I remember we were got. I remember I got drunk.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: This was the after the first time I got drunk.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: It was like junior year, and I remember it was
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: like a Friday night and that Monday morning I went in.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, bro, I am still hungover, And I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: was like, I was kidding that I actually was. I
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: was convinced that I was. I was like, dude, like
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I like my I my stomach has not felt right
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: since Friday. Just going out to everyone that was there. Yeah, bro,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: what happened on Friday? Do you feel all right? I don't, dude,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: I almost went to the hospital last night. Get my
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: stomach pumped.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: You think, uh, you think that's why your dad was
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: having heart attacks?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: What the hell does that mean?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Then you have a double bypass?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why because you're stress I was drinking.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: No, he had a heart attack.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: He had a heart attack because he was a bag
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: of I've never heard that voice in my life. My
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: dad was eating a family sized bag of tosteos every
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: night and so just too much literally legitimately, so just
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: too much sodium. Yeah was he dipping? No, just toastitos? Oh?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, salsa okay, like dip? No? No? No, my dad
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: didn't do that.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: He doesn't do that.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Ship. It was actually weird because he's in really good
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: shape and he always was and then he just like
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: had a heart attack. Yeah, totatos will do that too.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Nick's dad's in really good shape.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Presents really? Yeah?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Are they actually? Yeah?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Shout out to got that they're so good it'll kill
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: your dad. No, my dad's actually doing well now. Is
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: he still missing the chips? He definitely had cut back
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: the salt, Fredy pretzels nowing odds and hummus.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: He might as well kill himself.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: If I lost the one thing that I loved that
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: I was easily accessible. He used to be a big boy,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: and then he lost a lot of weight and then
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: he that's when the heart problems kicked in for some reason.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Can we bring up the response tweet you got to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: that when you posted your high school experience was like
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: euphoriah Yeah, that's helped pull it up.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I only saw the original tweet where you just posted
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: a picture of yourself sitting on the dock a little
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: chubbier than you are now.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: But he's the same exact weight he is now, but
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: much shorter. Yeah, I tweeted my high school experience was
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: just like euphoria with a picture of me from high
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: school or maybe eighth grade, and then the comment was
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I mean going, I get the joke, but it kind
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: of sucks because mine was really like that. Now most
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: of my friend group from high school is dead and
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: I fucking miss them Jesus, and I want you to
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: respond with the same exact picture and sorry.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: I was like, damn, who would tweeting Now your friend
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: group your schizophrenic, and your friend group was you?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the friend group did not exist.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: It did and maybe they're over there schizophrenia.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Now and their friends are dead.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Hopefully, Yeah, hopefully that's the But there's no fucking way
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: that anyone's tweeting like that, because even if you were,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: there's no way you're lamenting it.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: You're probably taking.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Pride in it, like if that's how made it out,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: and if that's how you really lived in high school.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: I don't lament enough. You've I've never seen you lament.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: I wish my high school was like that. I'd probably
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: way funnier.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Look at him lamenting. Yeah, my boy just lamented live right.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Imagine how much funnier I would be if my high
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: school experience like doing Heroin and ship. I would know.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that you're this funny and nothing's ever happened
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: I know you've had a good life everything, only your
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: parents for that. Yeah, it has happened. You keep on
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: trying to give your dad more tostitos. I'm on, old man,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: just one, just one, ship one scoop Dad, you love
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: your I got your pe restaurants that alright, wrap it up.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get the fuck out.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Are we taking out that you have to do totos?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Oh? No, the part about hitting the how about the
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: staying on my how about the hymen? But are we
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: taking Should we take out the part where he's talking
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: about it?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably, I don't really want to be.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: We're just legitimately very clever.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you guys for listening. We'll see you
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: guys next week. Peace.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Seriously, though, let's yes, at least take you let's take
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: that part out.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: It'll still be like right now, it'll still be like.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Forty forty five minutes. But fine, let's not talk about
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: hitting the good girls or whatever.