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Dirty Little Secret: What would you do if your spouse thought they hit a wild animal—but it was actually the neighbor’s dog?” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: Mix one on two point nine. It's Bailey the Kid.
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  Speaker 2: Candice Lopez is your producer. Poo is here Dirty Little
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  Speaker 2: Secret tomorrow. By the way, heads up special edition of
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  Speaker 2: Dirty Little Secret too. We are doing our own personal
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  Speaker 2: dirty little Secrets. Now, we're still gonna have somebody calling
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  Speaker 2: with their dirty little secret. This is just like a
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  Speaker 2: little extra bonus Friday special. We'll do it seven forty tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm nervous because I had one secret that I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to talk about, but now I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk about it. Why I'm going back
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  Speaker 2: and forth? Canna says she has a good one. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready. And why did you hold on? Why did
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  Speaker 2: you just look at Pooh when you said that? I
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  Speaker 2: just I just do. I have a good one and
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: You look at me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your secret about Pooh? Possibly? I mean sort of
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  Speaker 2: by proxy twenty years ago?
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  Speaker 3: Did you two date?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just throwing it out there, all right, fine, whatever,
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  Speaker 2: So tomorrow seven forty we'll all have a secret. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm nervous about that, all right, Dirty Little secret. You
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  Speaker 2: got one? How are you?
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  Speaker 3: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good? So, well, what's going on? You get a
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  Speaker 2: secret you've been holding on to. From what I understand it,
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's for it's a secret that it happened
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  Speaker 2: a while ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably been over a year at this point. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So what happened?
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  Speaker 1: I feel terrible about it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, so my wife came home one night.
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  Speaker 1: She she still talks about this, by the way, she
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  Speaker 1: had this horrible night where she was driving home from
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  Speaker 1: work and she hit a coyote. Yeah, and it was
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  Speaker 1: She's like a huge.
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  Speaker 3: Animal lover, so it was it was terrible for her.
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  Speaker 1: And she came home and she was really shaken up,
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  Speaker 1: and she was trembling and pale, and I know, just
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  Speaker 1: feeling terrible. And she said she just you know, couldn't
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  Speaker 1: get the image out of her head. And it happened
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  Speaker 1: really fast and all that kind of thing. So, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I try to comfort her. I I hugged her and
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  Speaker 1: told her, you know, she didn't do anything wrong. She
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  Speaker 1: couldn't have you know, really couldn't be helped, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. But later I was driving to home
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  Speaker 1: depot and I wasn't even really thinking about what happened
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  Speaker 1: with her. But then I passed the part of the
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  Speaker 1: road where she told me she she hit the coyote,
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  Speaker 1: and I saw something lying there and it wasn't actually
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  Speaker 1: a coyote.
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  Speaker 3: It was a dog.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and she thought it was okay, So she
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  Speaker 2: thought it was a coyote and she had oh god.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know who it belongs to, but I've
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  Speaker 1: seen I had. I recognized the dog. I knew that
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  Speaker 1: it was from from our neighborhood, and I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: I saw a neighborhood kid walking it around a few times.
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  Speaker 1: And we're big dog.
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  Speaker 3: Lovers, so yeah, oh my god, I pay attention to
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  Speaker 3: that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: But so what do you do, Like, I obviously know
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  Speaker 2: what you lied about now, because there's no way you're
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  Speaker 2: going to go back and you're going to tell her, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you didn't get you didn't hit a coyote, you hit
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  Speaker 2: a dog, our neighbors dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I did everything could. I pulled over, I
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  Speaker 1: I tried to Steven had a collar on it, and
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  Speaker 1: it didn't. I just kind of stood there, like trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out what the differ I couldn't. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: tell her.
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  Speaker 2: That's the worst feeling ever. I mean, because I've hit
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  Speaker 2: a squirrel before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awful.
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  Speaker 2: Laughing I said, I hit a squirrel, and he starts
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  Speaker 2: cracking out, why are you laughing about that?
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  Speaker 1: That?
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  Speaker 3: I love squirrels.
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  Speaker 2: I hit a squirrel. I was so affected that whole day.
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  Speaker 2: That whole day, I was sad. But they are stupid
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  Speaker 2: because he ran right in front of my car.
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  Speaker 1: Squirrels.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: Get rabbits to try to run, like they jump in
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  Speaker 2: front of your pause and like it's go or not go,
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  Speaker 2: you dumb stupid rabbit. Anyway, but this is different. So
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  Speaker 2: you never told her. You just had to move on
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  Speaker 2: and go, you know what. And she still doesn't know
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  Speaker 2: to this day.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I mean she would be destroyed by.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Well, you know what, you're a good
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  Speaker 2: husband for doing that. That's the same thing I would do.
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  Speaker 2: That's the same thing any good man would do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no reason she should know an accident, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I would have told. I'd be like, hey, baby,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't believe this. I saw when I passed that Coyota.
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  Speaker 2: You hit it got up, it twitched and ran away,
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  Speaker 2: so it's still alive. Don't worry about it, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. Like, I was in the car one
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  Speaker 2: time and I hit a bunny with my son rider
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  Speaker 2: and this when he was real little, and that bunny
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  Speaker 2: was flattened obviously, but he's like, Dad, did we hit
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  Speaker 2: the bunny? And I was like, oh no, no, it
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  Speaker 2: made it just under our tire and it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I saw him run off. Yeah, I saw him run off. No,
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  Speaker 2: yopped off to the bunny patch. I swear to god,
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  Speaker 2: he's not a pancake on the road right now. I
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  Speaker 2: promise you he's not flattened. We just got to go
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  Speaker 2: home a different route now.
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  Speaker 3: So you don't see it exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, sir, thank you for being confessing, and hopefully you
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  Speaker 2: feel better. At least you got it off. You just
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  Speaker 2: keep you keep it forever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I just feel pooh it will laugh at the
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  Speaker 2: inappropriate times. Ever, why is that For twenty five years
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  Speaker 2: I've known him, and somebody could be saying something so
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  Speaker 2: serious and you'll just look over him and to be like.
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  Speaker 1: It's your facial expression.
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  Speaker 3: Don't blame me, tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes in real like I'm public. I look away if
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  Speaker 2: someone says something serious because I know he's gonna start laughing, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I try to deflect her, yeah, and look at him
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  Speaker 2: like you could be like I remember this one time,
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  Speaker 2: this like girl was talking about we were at the
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  Speaker 2: club or something. This is a long time ago, and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, it's just sad because you know, my
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  Speaker 2: grandma died. I'm like, what's so funny about that. It
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  Speaker 2: was just your face when you said when she said
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  Speaker 2: her gramma died, I.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't say you like a hope like that.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, that's sad, and he's look, it's your fault. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's you.
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  Speaker 1: It is not me, it's you.