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Hour 3 - Sam I Am · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Bingong.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, Ben, mothers show up all night
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  Speaker 2: to give you the freshest pod.
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  Speaker 1: You know the drill. Well, here in our number three.
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  Speaker 2: With this Super Bowl win, has Seahawks quarterback Sam Darnold
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  Speaker 2: now graduated to a trusted NFL starting quarterback. Also, you
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  Speaker 2: make the call, Seahawks or Patriots, who's more likely to
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  Speaker 2: punch a return ticket to Super Bowl sixty one in
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  Speaker 2: LA next February Also was Drake May making excuses for
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  Speaker 2: his lousy play in Super Bowl sixty postgame when he
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  Speaker 2: referenced having to get a shot to play in the game.
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  Speaker 2: We will discuss that and more right now. Buckle up, buccaroo.
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  Speaker 1: It's our number number three, and it's just for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's all about that, Sam, at least that's what you're
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  Speaker 2: trying to tell me.
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  Speaker 2: from the nfl R All Night into the morning coverage
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  Speaker 2: continues of Super Bowl sixty and based on a quick
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  Speaker 2: look at my inbox, it is an absolute outrage that
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  Speaker 2: Sam Darnold did not get more love on this show
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  Speaker 2: to begin and that some of you idiots think he
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  Speaker 2: should have been the MVP because he didn't turn.
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  Speaker 1: The ball over. The bar is that low. The bar
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  Speaker 1: is that low. I had several twelves who were based
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  Speaker 1: on again the feedback.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting here telling me that the really the artistry
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  Speaker 2: of Sam Donald is what needs to be talked about
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  Speaker 2: more than I am short changing Sam Donald because I
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  Speaker 2: am an enemy combatant and I like the rams which
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  Speaker 2: could not be further from the truth, could not be
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  Speaker 2: further from the truth. It's all good jumping off by.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question. And Seattle does win
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  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl. They took down the New England Patriots,
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  Speaker 2: so they get to have their parade and all that.
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  Speaker 2: So the question, as we discussed with this Super Bowl win,
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  Speaker 2: has Seahawks quarterback Sam Donald now graduated to a higher level?
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  Speaker 2: Is he now a trusted NFL starting quarterback because he
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  Speaker 2: now will have Super Bowl champions starting quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: On his resume?
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  Speaker 2: Does that mean now that he has elevated to a
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  Speaker 2: higher plateau? Oh so my views on this, I've got Janitor, Charity,
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  Speaker 2: five K, and Muppet Show, and we will combine all
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  Speaker 2: all of these ingredients together and we are gonna make
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  Speaker 2: some delicious homemade pizza and some bread steaks. Now, I
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  Speaker 2: made those for the big Super Bowl extravaganza. You can
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  Speaker 2: check that out. Photographic evidence of the pizza homemade and
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  Speaker 2: the bread steaks. They're available on the Facebook and the
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  Speaker 2: Instagram page for the Ben Mather Show. However, my first
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  Speaker 2: thought on this, I'm gonna call them the Donald Disciples,
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  Speaker 2: Disciples of Donald who are out in force right now.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize there were that many of them. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: this could be my perception could be warped because of
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  Speaker 2: my position. However, some of you disciples of Donald are
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  Speaker 2: acting like Sam Donald just climb Mount Olympus.
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  Speaker 1: So I would advise you to stop it.
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  Speaker 2: Just stop right if you think that Sam Donald graduated
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  Speaker 2: to a hire plateau as a trusted starter, that is pure,
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  Speaker 2: unadulterated poppy cock is what that is. And if you
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  Speaker 2: look at the tail of the tape, we always like
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  Speaker 2: that in boxing, and look at the tail of the tape.
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  Speaker 2: The numbers don't lie, people lie.
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  Speaker 1: The numbers don't lie. Sam Donald was not the conductor
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  Speaker 1: of the Seattle Symphony. He was not right. He was in.
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  Speaker 2: This Super Bowl. The janitor cleaning the toilets after the show.
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  Speaker 2: That's important job. It's very important. We don't have people
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  Speaker 2: that clean up and their janitors, then it becomes problematic. However,
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  Speaker 2: for those of you who didn't watch the game, and
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  Speaker 2: we had Jerome and Charleston, I don't think watched the
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  Speaker 2: second of the game, Mark the full name guy.
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  Speaker 1: Guys call up. They have a lot of opinions. Didn't
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  Speaker 1: watch the game.
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  Speaker 2: So Donald completed fifty percent of his passes. That's one
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  Speaker 2: out of every two that fell incomplete. Wow, that's impressive.
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  Speaker 2: Averaged five point three yards per past. My grandmother, may
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  Speaker 2: she rest in peace, move faster than that through the buffet.
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  Speaker 1: Line when we were kids.
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  Speaker 2: And this wasn't a masterclass. It was a cream cheese performance. Soft,
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  Speaker 2: spreadable and completely lacking any substance, is what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Donald did not win the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: He was dragged across the finish line like a Mama
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  Speaker 2: Luke quarterback by his idiot kicker Jason Myers, and really
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  Speaker 2: just the defense taking advantage of some incompetence by Drake May.
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  Speaker 1: Donald is a.
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl chompon quarterback, the same way a guy who
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  Speaker 2: wins the lottery is a financial genius, Well, you're not
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  Speaker 2: really a financial genius. You just happened to win a
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  Speaker 2: scratcher ticket. That doesn't make you a financial genius. It's
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  Speaker 2: a hollow title. It's a hollow title. And the idea
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  Speaker 2: that some of these disciples of Donald have that Seattle
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  Speaker 2: has found there forever back, No, they found a passenger
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  Speaker 2: or a placeholders what they found and if you think otherwise,
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  Speaker 2: just simply don't know ball you don't now. Secondly, keeping
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  Speaker 2: the theme going here, the question that we will address
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  Speaker 2: right now. Once the super Bowl ends, immediately the attention
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  Speaker 2: pivots to what the future holds. So you make the
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  Speaker 2: call like that, You make the call, Seahawks or Patriots,
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  Speaker 2: who is more likely to punch a return ticket to
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  Speaker 2: next year's super Bowl which will be in the Hood
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  Speaker 2: and Inglewood and up to no Good super Bowl sixty
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  Speaker 2: one in Los Angeles. So you make the call, Seahawks
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  Speaker 2: or Patriots, who is more likely to punch a return
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  Speaker 2: ticket to next year's super Bowl. So my preferred answer
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  Speaker 2: is none of the above. However, can do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not allowed. You can't say none of to do
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  Speaker 1: So you have to.
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  Speaker 2: Pick one Seahawks or Patriots, and you put a machete
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  Speaker 2: to my neck, and you say you gotta pick. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I am going to take the survey says Patriots. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna take the Patriots. And it's not even a photo finish.
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  Speaker 2: It's not Here's why. Three words they teach you when
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  Speaker 2: you get into real estate and you talk about possible
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  Speaker 2: dynasties or return trips to the super Bowl. Location location, location,
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  Speaker 2: period stop. Have you seen the AFC East? Have you
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  Speaker 2: seen the Dolphins and the Jets? Who are the headless
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  Speaker 2: horsemen of the NFL? Spooky uniforms, no quarterback, no pulse,
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  Speaker 2: Neither one has a good coach. You've got Buffalo that
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  Speaker 2: still has Josh Allen, that roster starting to smell like
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  Speaker 2: a fart. Lot of flatulence there. It's say, well, maybe
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  Speaker 2: not a fart, Maybe it's more like a meat loaf
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  Speaker 2: you left out overnight.
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  Speaker 1: You got a new coach who knows.
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  Speaker 2: If this guy knows what he's doing, it's a roll
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  Speaker 2: of the dice in a dark alley.
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  Speaker 1: It's good luck. Meanwhile, in New England they get to jog.
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  Speaker 2: Through that division like it's a charity five K And
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  Speaker 2: now you juxtapose that cake walk to Seattle and the
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  Speaker 2: Seahawks needed everything to go perfectly, everything to go perfectly right,
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  Speaker 2: special teams singing, the defense was humming needed some help
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  Speaker 2: in week sixteen from the referees giving them the phantom
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  Speaker 2: two point conversion, which we're still trying to figure out
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  Speaker 2: how that was two points when everyone stopped on the play,
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  Speaker 2: and they e've got the Poultergeist of Seattle. Sam Donald,
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  Speaker 2: you have to bring Sam Donald back because they won
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  Speaker 2: the super Bowl, even though he led the NFL and
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  Speaker 2: turnovers and was not the reason he won the Super Bowl,
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  Speaker 2: as he was clearly there as a decoy if anything.
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  Speaker 2: And it was embarrassing Sam Donald's play in the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: And so he showed you in the Super Bowl, Sam Darnold,
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  Speaker 2: He's not that guy. You're not that guy. Palt, You're
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  Speaker 2: not that guy. He doesn't lift others around him. He
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  Speaker 2: rides the elevator. It's already going up, so he jumped
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  Speaker 2: on the elevator.
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  Speaker 1: And the other problem is you look at the NFC
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  Speaker 1: West Buzzsaw.
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  Speaker 2: The Rams have a better quarterback and a better coach
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  Speaker 2: of Sean McVay and Matthew Stafford, the reigning MVP of
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  Speaker 2: the NFL. The Niners are always tough with Shannon Handleys
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  Speaker 2: in the regular season. In that division, I think the
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  Speaker 2: Cardinals are a tomato can. But welcome to the Thunderdome
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  Speaker 2: with the Rams and the forty nine ers in that division.
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  Speaker 2: And don't forget now that Seattle has won the Lombardi Trophy,
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  Speaker 2: they have the championship hangover.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, this is gonna blow you away. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna shock you. You don't pick up where you left off.
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  Speaker 2: They don't give you an extra win next season because
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  Speaker 2: you're the reigning Super Bowl champion.
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  Speaker 1: What happens is you start over.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like building a thing with legos, right,
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  Speaker 2: you build a castle, Lego castle, You're like, oh man,
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  Speaker 2: this is the greatest devork and then you knock the
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  Speaker 2: thing down and you don't all of a sudden get
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  Speaker 2: to start with half the castle built.
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  Speaker 1: That's not how it works in this case.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to push the boulder all the way up
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  Speaker 2: the hill again at the very bottom, and you're inevitably
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  Speaker 2: gonna lose a couple of players to free agency, and
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  Speaker 2: you're you're gonna catch fewer breaks. I'm assuming next year
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  Speaker 2: the NFL will not just give you two phantom points
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  Speaker 2: you didn't earn against a division rival, the Rams. So
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  Speaker 2: lightning rarely, rarely strikes twice. And it's a safe bet
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  Speaker 2: that neither one of these teams are going to be back.
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  Speaker 2: But if you had to pick one, you take the Patriots.
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  Speaker 2: Even though the AFC has all the big time quarterbacks
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  Speaker 2: other than Matthew Stafford in it. There's a clear runway
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  Speaker 2: the Seahawks. A lot of turbulence, A lot of turbulence
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  Speaker 2: there all right. Now, final thought, I wanted to go
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  Speaker 2: to the Patriots side, and I want to circle back
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  Speaker 2: to dre Drake May is receiving backlash for something that
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  Speaker 2: he said during his postgame media availability, and there was
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  Speaker 2: a lot of chatter about the health of Drake May
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  Speaker 2: leading up.
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  Speaker 1: To the Super Bowl. We talked about it.
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  Speaker 2: We had pointed out that well, yeah, it's not right,
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  Speaker 2: but he's gonna get a shot and everything will be okay. So,
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  Speaker 2: following the Patriots gutless performance against the Seahawks where they
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  Speaker 2: did not show up and compete at any professional level,
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  Speaker 2: Drake May told one of the beat writers for the
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  Speaker 2: Patriots that he needed to quote shoot up his shoulder
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  Speaker 2: prior to kickoff. Now, this of course, led to backlash
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  Speaker 2: and May using the injury as an excuse for his
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  Speaker 2: suck performance in the biggest game of his life.
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  Speaker 1: So the question.
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  Speaker 2: Was Drake May making excuses for his lousy play in
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl sixty where there were guys open plays to
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  Speaker 2: be made and he could not complete elementary passes.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm nodding my head, Yes, I am nodding my head.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that Drake May was absolutely making excuses for his
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  Speaker 2: lousy play. Now, nobody, nobody, nobody on the field in
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl sixty was one hundred percent say well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, but yeah, but Drake May was more hurt. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but you don't get to pull the woe is Me
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  Speaker 2: card from the bottom of the deck after the Seahawks.
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  Speaker 2: They were able to take advantage of your ineptitude, and
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  Speaker 2: he did get to Drake May a decent amount, but
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  Speaker 2: a lot of that was because he was unable to
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  Speaker 2: get rid of the ball. He was gun shy, he
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  Speaker 2: was afraid to turn the ball over, which he ended
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  Speaker 2: up doing anyway as the game progressed, and so it
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  Speaker 2: was like a human pinata situation where good championship level
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  Speaker 2: quarterbacks get rid of the football and as the Great
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  Speaker 2: Yoda taught me when I was a little kid.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I am.
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  Speaker 2: Quoting a puppet because his performance Drake May was a
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  Speaker 2: Muppet Show performance.
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  Speaker 1: Yoda taught me, do or do not? There is no try.
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  Speaker 1: Do or do not? There is no try. It is unbecoming.
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  Speaker 2: We all knew that Drake May was going to be
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  Speaker 2: drugged up, and that's how they do business in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happened here.
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  Speaker 2: You take the needle from doctor feel good, you take
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  Speaker 2: the snap, and you take the heat when you lose.
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  Speaker 2: And was it a built in excuse? Yes, we knew
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  Speaker 2: going in it was gonna be a built in excues.
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  Speaker 2: To hear him mention, it is soft, it is pathetic.
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  Speaker 2: And I'd be very concerned if I'm a Patriot supporter
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  Speaker 2: for what I'm hearing here from the Patriots, just the
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  Speaker 2: way Drake May look like a deer in the headlights
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  Speaker 2: looked like and it was all postseasons. This is a
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  Speaker 2: generationally bad run by Drake May and the playoffs playoffs,
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  Speaker 2: and you're supposed to be the franchise player, and we
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  Speaker 2: in here talking about a shot that you got before
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  Speaker 2: the game, not the game, a shot that you got
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  Speaker 2: before the game, So don't give me the medical report
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  Speaker 2: after you've laid an egg, and that was an egg.
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  Speaker 2: If you're healthy enough to play, you're healthy enough to
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  Speaker 2: get judged on your performance. And you don't get an
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  Speaker 2: ada boy and a pat on the back because you went.
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  Speaker 1: Out there and you rode the vomit comet and.
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  Speaker 2: You had guys open throughout the game, but you could
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  Speaker 2: not get them the ball. And it wasn't because of
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  Speaker 2: great Seattle defense or people opened. A professional quarterback is
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  Speaker 2: going to get them the ball. Drake May was not
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  Speaker 2: even a professional quarterback. He looked like a guy that
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  Speaker 2: went from North North Carolina. The NFL didn't know what
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  Speaker 2: he was doing better or didn't know what he was doing,
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  Speaker 2: couldn't be better, So I would say, do better, be better,
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  Speaker 2: and knock it off. It was ridiculous, and Sam darn
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  Speaker 2: went even good and you were worse. You were so
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  Speaker 2: much worse that that was the difference maker in this
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl. He's just don't turn the Seattle scored a
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  Speaker 2: couple of touchdowns off directly off Drake May.
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  Speaker 1: Turnover. May did nothing. We'll talk more about it as
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  Speaker 1: we go through the overnight.
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  Speaker 2: But he did nothing in the first three quarters of
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  Speaker 2: the game, like literally nothing the first three quarters of
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  Speaker 2: the game, and in garbage time he had like the
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  Speaker 2: stat Bendito looked like like Dak Prescott going out there
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  Speaker 2: and lighting up the stat sheet in the fourth quarters like, well,
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  Speaker 2: where was that?
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  Speaker 2: Game, I was like, my god, bad, bad, bad, bad
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• 19:24
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• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Shows some photos from the week.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Ran into a pop tart.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: And some random food did you bite? Don't talk to me?
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• 19:50
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• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Back to it.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: All, right, back to it we go. Got to pay
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: off the Mallor riddle of the day here. It is
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: official social media accounts violating the Olympic social media accounts violating.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Strict guidelines with blank, with blank.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Donkey Sausage says, wishing for Martians to enter the Olympics
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: is the answer far out? Dave and Oha says, canning
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: cucumbers cause Captain crunch. Consistently cut cookies caused Camo Cindy
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: saw Celery all right, fake scratch off lottery.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Tickets from Nick, that's his answer.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Lady sideburns checks insays by violating the strict booger flicking
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: policy see Bobby and FORDA says Olympic village orgies, which
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: are the stuff of legends at the Olympics. So who
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: else we have? Page Dad late Night drug tester says
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vaughan's non disclosure agreement and ferg
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Dog says strict no self love guidelines. Is that a
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: shot at Robbie the Mariner fan? I think that might
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: be a shot at Robbie the Mariner fan? Now who
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: else we have? Page Dwan, the Daffy Duck Vermin Committee
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: from JT the wingman just outside in Knoxville.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Mark the full name guy says, I need some dude
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: wipes you've needed him for a while. Mark, you you're
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: very messy. You do need some dude wipes. Who else
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: do we have? Page Dan can't read that ice skating
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: from Viva Loss Vicky. That's the answer. Something from Emmett
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: the blind Seahawk fan. I don't know what that's about.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: What a burger? Ads from Steve the misplaced San Diego.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: What a burger?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: What a what a shot? Well, Rebecca says Olympics. The
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Olympics are on. Yeah, I know, Rebecca the ram fan.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's a shocking.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: The Olympics are going on right now. It's crazy. What
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Sir smokes a lot, says Pickle.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Rick Is the answers. That's his selection. We man Hippie
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: ads guessed by Scrooge and the Younger Demo and the
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: correct answer one more time. The Mallet riddle of the
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: official Olympic social media accounts that violated the strict guidelines
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  Speaker 2: with blank.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Would you like to take a guest Lorena skiing naked?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Skiing naked? Is that correct? No?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: However, that is incorrect. The twenty twenty six Winter Olympics,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: which you're going on right now, and they land far
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: far away. They violated social media AI rules.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I sloped, not a loot of do it, not a
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: lot of do it, cannot do it?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: And yeah, they're using AI slop and it was part
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: of their opening ceremony and apparently the rules say you
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: can't do that, and they did it and they're in
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: trouble and I'm sure nothing will happen, but there you go.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: So that's the that's the thing, the AI stuff.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Let's go back to the phones and we'll sal to
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: eeny Meeni Mini Mode. Let's say O to OC who's
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: in the hood and Inglewood, what's going on?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: OC? Welcome?
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Hey, Bill Mellen. I wanted to say, what's up.
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: To Coop, Marina and the great Man malle Man.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: You got great shows every single time. You know what
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: I'm saying.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: You see that, you see that OC, not just occasionally, right, OC.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: We have consistency. We're like McDonald's with the Big Mac.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You go to get the Big Mac, it's always the
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: same Big Mac.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Right Hey.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: I wasn't gonna say nothing, right, but one of my
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: boys send me a textive was like, Yo, it's the
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: halftime show, right. So soon as I heard it, I
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: kream and I said, you know, what. I ain't gonna
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: say that. I'm gonna be Vinny Bright siye right, so soon
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: as yeah, about a one minute before halftime, I want
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: to start mopping the floor, cleaning the bathroom, a vacuum
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: channel check and went to three company rerun right, some
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: of my old favorite actors, And I'm liking a sign
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: of protest in my mind, I'm like, man, ain't nobody care.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: I don't watch the halftime show. But I'm glad you
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: brought it up, bro, because you're right, I had to
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: watch a halftime show since. Man, I don't know when
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to think it probably like Madonna somebody that
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: far back.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been It's been a while for me too.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I just I don't I'm not there for the half.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I feel like that isn't that? Isn't that for people
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: oc that like are not really like football fans. They
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: get really into the halftime stuff, right.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Hey Yeah, i mean, I'm like you, bro, so as
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: a halftime so come on, I'm out, man, I got
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: to go do something.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: But yeah, and you know, especially at the super Bowl,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: you got a lot of time because that halftime takes forever.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: It's like a thirty minute halftimey of the time.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: But I'm not just agreeing with you of being on
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: the other side because I'm aram say.
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: Or butter you up.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: But I'm glad how you just ripping both quarterbacks.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: It was like dang.
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: I started feeling sorry for Drake May. It was like, wow, the.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: Way was getting hit.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: And then a special team. I never thought of it,
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: but you're right, man, a special team. They should have won.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: The m v P.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: Just a highlight how bad the quarterbacks were. I mean,
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: and even the runner back. I didn't even notice the dude,
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: there's ben a touchdown Because that halftime, I basically left.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: I mean, I've never I'm a die hard football fan.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: I have never left a game of Super Bowl in protest.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: I've ever do you know what I'm saying.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah I didn't.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't like leave, I just like went on and
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I got some snacks and then I can't. I knew
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I had about half an hour until the second half started,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: So then I came back and then I saw this
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: big hole of balloo online by you know, people ripping
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: yeah boast. It's like it all became political and both
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: sides of rampant.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm kind of like, not me think like that,
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: but I couldn't help it. Man, But who was the
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: one I responsible for having artists at the shows? Anyway?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Right then the NFL will claim that jay Z actually
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: that you need just.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: Started getting some thumb down, you know what I'm saying.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: But I think they like it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I think the NFL likes that. They like they liked
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the controversy. They think it's good.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: For man.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Right there, bro. I mean, I'll never forget this Super Bowl.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: I probably, I don't want to say, because I love football.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: I'm gonn mess around the stock falling football man. No,
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: I don't let the brain let the brainwash it begin.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: But I had one last thing for uh Lorrainer. I
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: heard on the show a while back about blowing up
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: the microwave, and I'm gonna say I stayed with you.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: I blow up about so they told me don't put
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: foils in the microwave, right, So I heard them and
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: didn't hear so because I was ungry. So I put
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: this stuff with the microwave, blew the microwave up, right,
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: I'm like, damn yeah. So after about the second or
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: third microwave I blew up. I said, man, did you
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: know you can't put a microwa you know what I'm saying.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: So it took you multiple microwaves to learn.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Your man was embarrassing and I did not know that.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: I'm like, man, what's with fil?
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: I didn't do it on purpose. The foil was inside
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: of a paper bag. Like it seems like you purposely
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: are trying to see if you can blow up microwaves.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: I am not doing it on purpose.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: No, I'm serious. I wasn't good a purpose. I really
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: didn't know.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: I'm serious.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: I'm just like I forgot the col like that.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Well, let me recommend oc if you want reckless in
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: the kitchen, buy an air fryer, because you can't.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I believe.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure of this. I think you can put
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: aluminum foil in an air fier. I think it is okay, Yeah, I'm.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Not you should never. Well, it's it's similar to a microwave.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: It just takes a little bit longer. But I think
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: this stuff tastes better. It's actually it's not that expensive.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: You can get a cheap air fryer relatively speaking.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: But I'm still kind of like back in the sown
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: in it, so I can't. I'll get it.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, you want to improve.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Like I used to be microwave guy, but I've gone
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: away from the microwave for multiple reasons.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: But I gotta got you go. Thank you the great OC.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: What a call from OC, big fan of the show.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: He goes way back.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Oh see he does remember that microwave story was from
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: a while back.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Lauree. When did you destroy the microwave?
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's it's been at least a few months.
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: I did talk about it this weekend though, Yeah, oh
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: you did.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe it's fresh because you talked about it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: Maybe that's what it is.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, could be all right. Very nice to go back
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to the phones, and we'll say hello to.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Hollering James in Minneapolis, minas Old.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hollering James, James, James, James, James, Hollering James, James.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: You're on the air right now, James.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: You're on six hundred radio stations from coast to coast.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, James, James, James.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: It's not breathing, it's not really snoring.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Here we go, Here we go.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Hmmm. Roses are red, violets are blue, and I can't
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: snore as good as you.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Very quiet, in between. It's quite sleep abneen.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not quite to the level that we're used to.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: From Hollering James, No, I think he needs to work
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: on his breathing issues. We need more breathing issues.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Well, the breathing issues are the same, but normally after
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: about seven to twelve seconds of not breathing, he then
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: goes into this rambunctious sounds like something.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: From a zoo where he's snoring.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: It seems today we're getting two snores back to back,
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: then then a good like five to six seconds of silence.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Let's see if we can figure out how long he
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: stops breathing between. So we listen to our live coverage
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: on Fox Sports Radio as Hollering James lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: He's a big fan of the show.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: He does not know he's on the air right now,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: even though he called up to be on the air.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: He's sleeping right now. And we'll see here, let me
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: get the I'm gonna get my timer out. Hold on
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: a second, Sims will just take a second here and
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: here we go. We're gonna set the timer next time
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: he stops, and then we'll start the stop watch.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Nice next time you.
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: Breathe a little bit, James, come on, breathe, briethe, briethe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, James, James,
• 30:39
  Speaker 9: alright's right.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 30:43
  Speaker 10: One second, two second, three seconds, four seconds, five, six, seven, eight,
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: nine ten, Hello.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Twelve twelve seconds. He went twelve seconds without breathing. Right there,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Thank you, James, Greig call, Let's say hello to Jed
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: who fled? Hello, Jed, Welcome.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: Snoring snoring, snoring, dameers calls are never boring. I wish
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: there was more storing. It's not James.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It was like watching all this is in theo WI
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: getting indoor.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Jed who fled high ceilings, Jed who fled not out
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: walking around the swamp land of Florida.
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: Hey, transformers, now I'm outside. I'm like, I'm like, first
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: of all, you're gonna you're gonna work. Coming off your grandma.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: You must have a hell of a forest speed time.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: That's very impressive. Is she so upset with some poem?
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: Darnold that she preemptively haunted him? And those were some
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: of the ghosts he was seeing with the jets. Your grandma,
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: because you've told you've got a lot of thol Away references,
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: but huge refister draining and her foot speed and I
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: don't even know if I remember it. Do you remember
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: what you were talking about?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mentioned my my late grandmother.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I made a friends to her and her.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: The bigger, stronger, faster is what it's all about. And
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: whenever you have a science.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Like that, my grandmother at the buffet, mind you, but
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: she was very aggressive at the buffet and like the
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: she liked the rolls, and she enjoyed the salad. And I,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: even as a kid, I know that you don't. You
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: don't eat the salad of the buffet because that's the
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: cheap food. You got to go from food, Yes.
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: Dude, yes, hey, And maybe maybe that restaurant is can
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: to the girl from Lisa Kudrog from Friends her characters,
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: because that's Phoebe Buffet. But I don't think Phoebe's a
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: real food. If it looks good, you'll see it, man.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: If it sounds good, you'll hear. If it's marketed right,
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: you'll buy it. But if it's real, you'll feel it. Okay, Well,
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: you have a quote like that, your name's kid Rock.
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: That kind of prosthetic quote gets you airtime. Everywhere, everywhere,
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: because I mean, did you think of a better quot
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: office off your head? I had a lot of time
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: to Google search it and to repair. But that's a quote.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: I mean, you know you can't even prove it and verify,
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: like if it's real, you'll feed it. I'm like, does
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: that means a little like someone is stinking out behind
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: you in jail? Does that mean an emotion? What does
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: that mean?
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: Because either one of those are long good.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: But I know that what I didn't feel was bad money.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: I probably don't know a single word of any titles
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: of this song. I don't know a single word through
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: any orders. I don't know what six seven is if
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: it's related at all. And I'm just I've become an
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Ostrich personified Ostrich, and I've got actual good footspeed. Now
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: I may tind go to the draft that's up next year.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: I'm an Ostrich year. I got good ups, I could
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: high point of the ball. I'm on two feet. I
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: don't know if they have arms, but that was what
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: that was at Baker's, trying to play the game hopitata
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: and not like a man with no arms. My college
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: just totally de real, more worse than usually on the
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: time to say your share before you get fired on start.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hang up on yourself. Please do that immediately. Yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: that was see.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Because you're indoors, that's the problem. Your calls are better
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: when you're out there walking around. Eileen in San Francisco says,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: hollering James never disappoints you, know, Keith says Ocho Texo.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: This episode of snoring James sounds like a garbage disposal.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Who's your Bill, who normally hates the show, says he
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: enjoyed that radio. He enjoyed that marked the full name
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: guy still screaming like a lunatic on social media and
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: even Fried Daddy, the Great Friydaddy.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: From Harrisburg, PA. He sent a manifesto.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: He's one of these Donald disciples I was talking about,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: says Ben Seattle.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Nobody blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I do not think Donald is Nobody thinks Donald is
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Brady or Montana. But Ben Donald outdueled Stafford and the
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Rams twice.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Well remember the regular season game.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: And I know you didn't watch it because why would
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: You're in Harrisburg, PA. But it was a Thursday night game. Fridaddy.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: That was the game where the referees gave Seattle two points.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: They didn't get them, they didn't earn them, they gave
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: them the two points that helped that outcome happened, and
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Donald did not play well in that game. So let's
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: not get carried away with that. Then he's like wants
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: to give him credit for winning the Super Bowl, which
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: again he was along for the ride. Congratulations Sam Donald
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: on being along.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: For the ride in that grade.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mahlor Show. We are moments away
• 35:23
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• 35:25
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• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Who needs our advice, who needs the wisdom of the
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Mallard Militia.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: We will get to that and we will.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Do it.
• 35:41
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• 35:42
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• 35:45
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• 35:48
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  Speaker 2: Mahler podcast, the Fifth Hour podcast, the podcast from this
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  Speaker 2: radio show. All of that content available. You could make
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  Speaker 2: us a P one, and you become a P one
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  Speaker 2: by making us a P one, whether it's the Ben
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  Speaker 2: Malor Show, podcast, Fifth Hour podcast, or the Fox Sports
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  Speaker 2: Radio channel on the iHeartRadio app, will always pop up
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  Speaker 2: at the very top of your screen.
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  Speaker 4: Hey you sports figure, guy or girl, here were you
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  Speaker 4: talking to?
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  Speaker 1: So here some interesting advice.
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  Speaker 7: Hold that th no one's paid attention to me for
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  Speaker 7: ten whole seconds, and.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't like it, you and away we go.
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  Speaker 2: It's the insta advice line onscreen radio. The safety that
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  Speaker 2: is off and who needs our advice? Who needs the
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  Speaker 2: wisdom the knowledge of the mauther or militia. Could be
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  Speaker 2: a prominent coach, a media member, an athlete. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's appropriate that we go with Drake May. One
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  Speaker 2: of the worst performances you'll ever see in a Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: The guy was in over his head. He drowned for
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  Speaker 2: the New Inland Patriots being called generationally bad playoff performer
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  Speaker 2: Drake May, who some of these geniuses told me was
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  Speaker 2: a head of schedule and then went out and had
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  Speaker 2: one of the worst postseason runs, if not the worst,
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  Speaker 2: in NFL history, considering they got all the way to
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  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl. So he's in the same conversation with
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  Speaker 2: legends like Carrie Collins, for example, who was terrible, Peyton
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  Speaker 2: Manning that twenty fifteen season was horrific, Rex Grossman.
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  Speaker 1: These are the contemporaries for Drake May. So your advice
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  Speaker 1: to Drake May on how.
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  Speaker 2: To recover from this performance, as the quarterback in Nashville
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  Speaker 2: would say, He asked, uh, that's what Drake May was.
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  Speaker 2: He asked eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox the
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  Speaker 2: number if you want to be part eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: nine nine six six three sixty nine. It is the
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  Speaker 2: instant advice that I will start with you on line one. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: Line one, you're on the air. Advice to Drake May.
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  Speaker 2: Line one, I wonder where all.
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  Speaker 7: Those callers are saying May should have.
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  Speaker 6: Been MVP this year.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They disappeared a supermarket seed. Line two, you're on the air, Hello,
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  Speaker 2: line two. Your advice to Drake May.
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  Speaker 6: Line two, Hey man, I'm on a long hud the
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  Speaker 6: bridget Powers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Yes. Line three, that's our buddy from
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  Speaker 1: the Bay Area, Tony. Line three. You're on the airline three.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: One. In time he had Drake May, he was listening
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  Speaker 6: to you control the three some just roll the weed
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  Speaker 6: up and wait time, get me some Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, morning time, Rick and Maryland line. Let's go to
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  Speaker 1: line four.
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  Speaker 2: Year next up line for us, the instant advice line
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  Speaker 2: for Drake May had one of the worst playoff performances
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  Speaker 2: you can possibly have this year.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 7: Caller the Super Bowl, NBC should have got to the
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  Speaker 7: rest for getting in the Seahawks two points against the Rams. Work.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, history, great job for a dog. Good call.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get a golden ticket? You get a golden
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  Speaker 1: take it? Yeah, I guess Line six, you're on the
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  Speaker 1: airline Sex. Hello, thank you for that. Line six.
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  Speaker 2: We're giving advice to Drake May. Eight seven, seven ninety
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  Speaker 2: nine on Fox. The Seahawks end up winning the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: Drake May horrifically bad throughout the game. They got some
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  Speaker 2: garbage time stats in the fourth quarter. A caller let's
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  Speaker 2: go to line two. Your next line too, Hello, Hey.
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  Speaker 4: Who would win in a night fight between OJ and
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  Speaker 4: Mark Sanchez?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I don't know and I don't care a
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  Speaker 1: Line three, you're on the Airline three. Hello, you another
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  Speaker 1: box aparent? Watch line for's next? Hello. Line four, you're
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  Speaker 1: on the air. Advice to Drake May. Line four cool
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  Speaker 1: jacket crafting.
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  Speaker 7: Shit it paid the Reptivoala May is next on.
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  Speaker 2: Two point zero by al right, believe the most sacks
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  Speaker 2: in NFL playoff history for a single season, Drake May.
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  Speaker 1: Very impressive there in this postseason. Way to go, Drake.
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  Speaker 1: Line one, you're on the Airline one.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Line one is not there, We'll go to line three.
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  Speaker 1: Line three, you're on the air. Advice to Drake May.
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  Speaker 1: Line three.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you want number ten.
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  Speaker 1: In the morning time. One more coop.
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  Speaker 2: One more advice to Drake May on how to recover
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  Speaker 2: from a horrific postseason picked the call coup.
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  Speaker 1: Line number one. You're on the airline one, go yo.
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  Speaker 6: Will Drake maybe to wip as well with.
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  Speaker 1: A dude, Yeah, dude, he needs a great tie in there.
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  Speaker 1: Dude wipes yeh.