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Noah has us dying with these "previously on" clips · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hello, sweetie, welcome to the show. So Johnny plans this
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  Speaker 1: weekend Valentine's Day is coming up. That's this weekend Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: It is oh, freach valentine Days. Nice couple, So what
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  Speaker 1: do you want to do? Well, it's Valentine's Day, So
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  Speaker 1: andy flowers, that's easy. Don't take flowers and can show
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  Speaker 1: off like a man. Fafty Valentine's Day. Fay Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: It's time. All right's John Day. It's Valentine's Day. It's
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  Speaker 1: Friday the thirteenth. Nope, so crazy, what a conundrum. Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen all the Jason memes? It's like Jason holding flowers.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: That's no, I have teas. No, I haven't seen those memes,
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  Speaker 2: but I think I have.
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  Speaker 1: I have this Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Today's Friday thirteenth. It lands right before Valentine's Day. For
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  Speaker 2: the first time in over a decade. In honor of
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  Speaker 2: Friday the thirteenth, Krispy Kreme has given away thirteen thousand
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  Speaker 2: doughnuts across the country.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: I se him eating the nuts, smelling them before he
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  Speaker 2: eats them. By the way, we need a color one
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  Speaker 2: four right now? Eight seven seven, ninety three, seven one
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  Speaker 2: four seven, Color one oh four. You call us and
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  Speaker 2: you give us three magic words, three Disney magic words,
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  Speaker 2: and we'll give you tickets at Disney nine and throw
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  Speaker 2: you in the hopper for really cool hotels, more tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: In the meantime, whilst as Kyle speaks, whilst we wait
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  Speaker 2: for Color one O four, little baby Noah Lashley in
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  Speaker 2: the back is always editing step and putting stuff together,
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  Speaker 2: and he does make me chortle a lot. And we
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  Speaker 2: had that guy Kevin call in with the voice that
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  Speaker 2: does like he has a de voice, wants to get
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  Speaker 2: in a radio, wants to be a voice guy.
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  Speaker 1: So he he started cutting stuff for us where he
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  Speaker 1: just like previously on John Jay Rich.
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  Speaker 2: So when you hear that, you're gonna hear that's Kevin,
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  Speaker 2: the listener of our show that does that, the one listener.
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  Speaker 2: Then you're gonna hear the mind of Noahl Ashley pulling
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  Speaker 2: some audio of something that happened on the show way before.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, it could have been today, it could have
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  Speaker 2: been ten years ago. So here is Noah's latest lately,
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  Speaker 2: John J.
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  Speaker 3: Rich previously on John Jay and Rich, here's the third
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  Speaker 3: and final question, how often do you and your wife
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  Speaker 3: make whooping weekly?
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  Speaker 1: Stacy? What is your answer? It's like I already won
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  Speaker 1: this game.
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  Speaker 4: I said mostly every day. Oh my gosh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I gotta get my wife on the phone one cook.
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  Speaker 2: We're so long to come up with our logo to
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  Speaker 2: be busy.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's enough for her. She's disappointed at this.
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  Speaker 1: She's disappointed at my love number.
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  Speaker 4: Happy Valentine's Day, I love you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, there you go, it's the Love Show. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: I was still it's shocking. Still about that? That poor girl.
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  Speaker 1: That is so impressive. Way to go. No, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: pull that one out. VAL's Day A perfect time? Holy smokes.
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  Speaker 1: What number where we're at for calor? One oh four?
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  Speaker 4: You're calling fifty seven?
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, we got time? So Rich.
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  Speaker 2: I've shared this before on the radio a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: but mostly on social media. And I'm about to post
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  Speaker 2: a video because someone asked me about the last week.
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  Speaker 2: But Rich picks me up for work every day every day,
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  Speaker 2: and he sends me this map, you know, like, what
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  Speaker 2: was it the the.
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  Speaker 4: It's the Apple maps. But you can share your eta
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  Speaker 4: with somebody if you put them in your navigation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's so he was gonna pick me He
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  Speaker 1: picked me up.
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  Speaker 2: It said on Apple Maps he was going to pick
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  Speaker 2: me up at four oh five am, four oh five am.
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  Speaker 2: So I got ready so that I would be outside
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  Speaker 2: at four oh five am.
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  Speaker 4: You're very punctual.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so at four oh four am, I'm outside my driveway.
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  Speaker 2: Now I get it. I'm very I'm grateful that he's
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  Speaker 2: picked me up. Well, he text he says, hey, it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be four ten.
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  Speaker 1: I go for ten. It says four or five, and
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  Speaker 1: I look and it's just for ten on the mat.
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  Speaker 1: It changed the delay. I'll tell you why the delay.
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  Speaker 1: He was stopping got us both coffee.
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  Speaker 4: Nice is it though?
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  Speaker 1: Because that was outside cold for six minute. You could have.
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  Speaker 4: Walked back and no one was keeping you out there.
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  Speaker 1: The heads up, he was going, I got you a
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  Speaker 1: venty coffee, so nice. Hey, I got your CoFe I
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  Speaker 1: got your venty I got you a blonde. Blonde.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I drink pike a second of all,
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  Speaker 2: you're six minutes behind you.
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  Speaker 4: I thought, well, now we don't have to stop. If
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  Speaker 4: I stop and he's got a fresh hot coffee, then
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  Speaker 4: we just go right into the radio ranch and get
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  Speaker 4: going right into the radio ranch. But do you like
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  Speaker 4: the blonde roasts? It's better than the other stuff you
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  Speaker 4: hate all cof I'm gonna be totally honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: It's exactly. It's probably exactly what they didn't tell. I
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  Speaker 4: think the pikes, whatever that is is a pike, is
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  Speaker 4: the blonde? I think so just in your neck of
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  Speaker 4: the woods is a little bit more Foo food.
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  Speaker 2: You can't give him crap because I only I thought
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  Speaker 2: they only had one kind of coffee.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know. I mean, that's taking care of
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  Speaker 4: your passenger on the way. I mean that's better than
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  Speaker 4: Uber would do.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm new to the coffee world, so I don't
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  Speaker 2: really know all the different all the different brands.
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  Speaker 4: And I just playing with my radio, trying to put
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  Speaker 4: on show tunes on the way in, and I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to rock out to something.
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  Speaker 1: That you should start your own instead of Uber. Just
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  Speaker 1: call it Bearra.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna get a drink, but you're gonna listen to
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  Speaker 4: my music.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's good rock. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell you about the new stereosystem we put
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  Speaker 2: in his car. That's what you talk about. The whole way.
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  Speaker 1: Why where are we for color one of four?
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  Speaker 4: Now your collar ninety eight?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're a color ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: Here, collar one hundred here, color one hundred one, here,
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  Speaker 2: color one hundred two.
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  Speaker 4: Your color one hundred three.
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  Speaker 1: Collar one oh four is online seventy one? We can
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  Speaker 1: kee if I get more lines put in, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, you guys ready, yeah, okay, so we
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  Speaker 1: get it. We're gonna pick seventy.
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  Speaker 2: We're you gonna pick kollor one o four And if
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  Speaker 2: they get three magic words, they get tickets at Digitland
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  Speaker 2: two day one park per day resort tickets and they
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  Speaker 2: qualify for the grand prize vacation at Digitland Resort. Okay, Hello,
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  Speaker 2: good morning, John Jaye Rich's.
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  Speaker 3: This Why this is Ronda?
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  Speaker 1: Ronda? Ronda, Yes, hello, Ronda, good morning, good morning. What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 4: I am excited all good at right now?
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  Speaker 1: I can't even breath. Oh yeah, what part of town
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  Speaker 1: are you in?
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  Speaker 4: I'm Glende, Arizona.
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  Speaker 2: Glendale, Arizona. I almost was in Glendale last night. Our
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  Speaker 2: friend Tino Cochino had a stand up special. I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna go see him, and I went to my maps
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  Speaker 2: fifty five minute drive. Can't make it, Tino can't make it, Tino.
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  Speaker 4: Fifty drive geographically undesirable for comedy.
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  Speaker 1: Textatino, Man, I'm really sick. I can't go. You are
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  Speaker 1: feeling yeah, no kidding. I feel lot better now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you do?
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  Speaker 1: I got an ivy drip last night? Oh yeah, good
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  Speaker 1: with Benadryl bam. I think I think everybody's got something
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  Speaker 1: right crazy. So you are Colorado for Ronda.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: I have the words.
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  Speaker 1: But hold on, what do you what do you do
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  Speaker 1: for a living? Ronda?
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  Speaker 4: Actually retired, stay at home mom.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. Are you listening? Are the people around you
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  Speaker 1: right now? I am not understanding in my kitchen with
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  Speaker 1: my dogs, just kind of hanging out, drinking my coffee.
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  Speaker 1: So is that the radio in the background? It is good? Good,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the TV. Nobody watches TV anymore. Okay, okay, Ronna,
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  Speaker 2: give us three magic words. See if you win, win
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  Speaker 2: these tickets.
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  Speaker 1: It is dash from and poor was the last word.
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  Speaker 3: Store way to go.
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  Speaker 1: You got tickets to Disneyland. Oh I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: And you're thrown at the hopper a vacation at Disneyland
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  Speaker 2: Resort with hotel, three day, one park per day passes.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations, Ronda, Oh thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have a.
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  Speaker 4: Great day to day you too.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be picking the Grand Prize winning pretty soon too,
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  Speaker 2: so keep listening. That's very cool.