Latest / Club 520 Podcast / It's 5:20 Somewhere - Your Friend's Ex & Your Man's Money… Let's Talk! 😂
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere, and we about
- 0:03Speaker 1: to get in the motherfucking stoop. But we are not
- 0:05Speaker 1: going to quit our day jobs. I learned that the
- 0:08Speaker 1: hard way, right? So welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome back. Sorry.
- 0:13Speaker 1: We're so excited that it's October. Yay! It's the spooky
- 0:19Speaker 1: season and it's time to... The themes are here.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Yes.
- 0:25Speaker 1: The themes.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Each and every week, we about to drop a new
- 0:30Speaker 2: little theme for y'all.
- 0:32Speaker 1: And tonight, can y'all guess who we are? Three, two, one.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Mean Girls!
- 0:38Speaker 3: Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
- 0:40Speaker 1: And on Wednesdays, we wear pink! Baby! So on brand, right?
- 0:46Speaker 3: Cute, cute, cute.
- 0:47Speaker 1: You can't sit with us. You can't. Get in, loser.
- 0:51Speaker 1: We're going shopping. Um.
- 0:53Speaker 2: But to my left, I got the beautiful Regina George.
- 0:58Speaker 1: How you feeling, mama? I'm feeling good. I missed y'all.
- 1:03Speaker 1: I'm hot in this cardigan. I ain't on hoes. And
- 1:05Speaker 1: that hat, bitch. And you got a bust down.
- 1:07Speaker 4: Yes, girl.
- 1:08Speaker 1: What's up, child? Bitch, you trying to be funny? Trap
- 1:13Speaker 1: came real mean, girl. Okay, let's get through the introduction
- 1:15Speaker 1: so we can do a fit check.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Fit check.
- 1:17Speaker 1: To my right, I got Kiki. What's up, mama?
- 1:19Speaker 5: Hey, guys.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Kiki, I feel like you're giving Gretchen. I'm giving Gretchen.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Gretchen's a bad bitch. Gretchen's a bad bitch. Gretchen's that girl,
- 1:26Speaker 1: especially at the end of the movie when she found
- 1:27Speaker 1: her tribe.
- 1:28Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:29Speaker 1: And she had that middle part of her bust in there.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Don't play with Gretchen. And I'm for Gretchen Wieners.
- 1:33Speaker 2: Bye.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Bitch, you're back because you're hot.
- 1:37Speaker 5: In your hat.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Look, okay.
- 1:38Speaker 1: So the one with the Louis purse, that is Trap.
- 1:42Speaker 2: And then Gretch is the one in the middle with
- 1:44Speaker 2: the Burberry skirt on.
- 1:45Speaker 1: That's Kiki. And I should have been. And it's my
- 1:48Speaker 1: stinky over here, Miss Karen. The other one. I can
- 1:51Speaker 1: tell it's going to rain.
- 1:52Speaker 2: She's the one who can tell the weather with her boobs.
- 1:56Speaker 2: But I'm the mom off Mean Girls.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Pull me up, Melk. Not a regular mom. She's a
- 2:01Speaker 1: cool mom. I'm a regular mom. I'm a cool mom.
- 2:02Speaker 2: So that's why I had kept the drinks on. the
- 2:05Speaker 2: little stand cause.
- 2:06Speaker 7: Remember oh my god cause if you're gonna drink I'd
- 2:10Speaker 7: rather do it in my house right here where she's
- 2:13Speaker 7: holding the drinks you see my chihuahua I got my
- 2:15Speaker 7: chihuahua there you.
- 2:17Speaker 8: Go oh my gosh the drinks look similar too yes
- 2:20Speaker 8: we got our little boo cups y'all we are so
- 2:22Speaker 8: in season let me pass y'all out y'all drinks and
- 2:25Speaker 8: then we gonna get right into fit chat fit chat
- 2:26Speaker 8: get your.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Boo wet fun fact fun fact on the mom in
- 2:30Speaker 2: this movie right right y'all guess how old she was
- 2:33Speaker 2: when she played this role it's 55 dog years 32
- 2:40Speaker 2: whoa so we are officially cool moms because they said
- 2:45Speaker 2: if you were born in 1993 then you're officially how
- 2:47Speaker 2: old she was yep the same age or older then
- 2:50Speaker 2: um i know that's right that's actually crazy i thought
- 2:55Speaker 2: you were gonna say something like outlandish but that was
- 2:58Speaker 2: outlandish and reverse i should have known she said i
- 3:01Speaker 2: should have known um i should have said a milk.
- 3:04Speaker 1: She said, do these drinks have alcohol in them? Oh, God, no, honey.
- 3:08Speaker 5: Why?
- 3:08Speaker 1: Do you want some? So, sip it down so you
- 3:11Speaker 1: don't spill that on you. I went a little overboard because...
- 3:14Speaker 1: Let me get back. Let me get back. I went
- 3:16Speaker 1: a little overboard. It's so cubark. What the hell? Let's
- 3:20Speaker 1: talk about it.
- 3:21Speaker 2: It's spilling over the rim because I topped it with
- 3:24Speaker 2: that pineapple margarita cut water.
- 3:26Speaker 1: It's good as fuck, too.
- 3:28Speaker 3: Yes.
- 3:28Speaker 2: So, what we got in here, we got dragon fruit.
- 3:32Speaker 2: We got some freshly squeezed lemon. agave and then like
- 3:35Speaker 2: I said I topped it with the pineapple margarita cut
- 3:39Speaker 2: water and let's get.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Into it what we gonna call this.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Booze with my booze okay that's cute booze with my
- 3:49Speaker 2: booze that's cute oh booze I get it okay punchline.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Let's get into it and come on fit check fit
- 3:59Speaker 1: check get your boot wet come on kitty all right.
- 4:03Speaker 2: I literally brought my purse the only perfect check this
- 4:05Speaker 2: actually ain't even my purse this is my daughter's purse
- 4:08Speaker 2: it's cute it's giving it's giving me girls i'm like
- 4:11Speaker 2: it's giving teen it's giving like you know.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Yes cutie cutie yes yes oh this drink oh my
- 4:23Speaker 1: god you like it hell yeah Looking real cute, kid.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Give me a foot up. Okay, Gretchen. They can't sit
- 4:32Speaker 1: with us. They cannot sit with us.
- 4:35Speaker 2: All right, now I got to get my shoes on
- 4:37Speaker 2: real quick.
- 4:37Speaker 3: My bad.
- 4:38Speaker 1: You unprepared asshole. What? Regina George, baby.
- 4:42Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
- 4:42Speaker 1: I had to take them off so I could shake
- 4:44Speaker 1: my ass. Regina George, the baddest of the baddest, mama. Okay?
- 4:49Speaker 1: Get into it. Get into it. Body yaddy yaddy. Yes, ma'am.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Where's the waist? Real cute in the face. Regina, I
- 4:59Speaker 1: don't remember Regina George having all that. All that ass.
- 5:02Speaker 1: This Katina George, y'all. Katina George. And Cretchen.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Cretchen.
- 5:10Speaker 1: I tried to put K on there. I don't know. Alright,
- 5:14Speaker 1: let's go, mamas.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Y'all probably remember the part where she was recording and
- 5:17Speaker 2: she was like, Oh my gosh, we should do that
- 5:21Speaker 2: little dance this Christmas.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Oh, that would be cute. A little real, that dance.
- 5:27Speaker 3: So you the mom? I'm the mom. She like youngies?
- 5:31Speaker 1: She wanted to be young, so I'm more than likely.
- 5:33Speaker 1: I know YM was cracking that.
- 5:35Speaker 10: Taking it through there, taking it through there.
- 5:37Speaker 1: I feel with this. Y'all, I promise my coochie is
- 5:43Speaker 1: my shit.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Y'all pop shit on guys.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Okay, first.
- 5:46Speaker 2: The guys talking about they didn't watch me in girls.
- 5:49Speaker 2: You know Bob a little bit?
- 5:50Speaker 3: I know a little bit. A little bit.
- 5:52Speaker 1: He got a sister, so. Put my little doggie down.
- 5:56Speaker 1: My chihuahua. All right. That was hilarious. Not the dog.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Whose fucking dog is that? My son. It is so
- 6:04Speaker 1: funny us bringing our kids accessories. Like, please put our
- 6:07Speaker 1: shit down.
- 6:07Speaker 5: Y'all childish.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Y'all so childish. I didn't bring none of my kids shit. Kiki.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Because you just a childish ass bitch. Damn. I've used
- 6:17Speaker 1: it the whole time. Don't stop. Don't stop. Stop trying
- 6:21Speaker 1: to make fetch happen, bitch. It's so fetch.
- 6:24Speaker 11: All right, come on.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Words from the.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Block, Kiki.
- 6:28Speaker 1: I know what's coming. The intro was way too crazy.
- 6:31Speaker 1: That was funny. What's the street saying? What the strap do?
- 6:34Speaker 1: What's crazy, though, y'all, is this one.
- 6:37Speaker 2: I kind of premeditated. I put this on here like a...
- 6:42Speaker 2: A little while ago, but now the person who.
- 6:44Speaker 1: No, no, no. Like, the person who.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Originated this, they kind of got some allegations on them,
- 6:48Speaker 2: so now I kind of feel a little.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Anyway. Long story short. So, LaPiece is the word from
- 6:54Speaker 1: the block today.
- 6:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:56Speaker 2: And if you don't know where it originated from, basically,
- 7:01Speaker 2: Kaisa and I and I Show Speed, they were on, like,
- 7:03Speaker 2: a live stream or whatever, and they was doing Minecraft.
- 7:06Speaker 2: And the Speed nigga, he thought that they had found diamonds...
- 7:11Speaker 2: or whatever and kaisa and i was like no it's
- 7:13Speaker 2: lapis it's like this jewel that's blue or whatever in
- 7:15Speaker 2: the game so anyway he's like it's lapis lapis and
- 7:18Speaker 2: like basically the internet took it ran with it and
- 7:22Speaker 2: made it like a thing and then they used to
- 7:23Speaker 2: like use it like sarcastically like oh this nigga about
- 7:28Speaker 2: to crash out he need to find his lapis or
- 7:30Speaker 2: something like that right oh that's but now it like
- 7:33Speaker 2: evolved into a whole thing like if that nigga don't
- 7:37Speaker 2: got no money he's little broke if my man pissed
- 7:41Speaker 2: me off i'm a little pissed i'm a little shitty
- 7:43Speaker 2: you know what i'm saying my baby daddy might be
- 7:46Speaker 2: a little bitter i don't know but um but yeah
- 7:49Speaker 2: so that is the word from the block today la
- 7:51Speaker 2: peace slash la.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Whatever la fetch la fetch look thick look thick hey
- 7:59Speaker 1: okay i like it Oh, I actually have a words
- 8:02Speaker 1: from the rocks today, y'all. It's been a long time.
- 8:06Speaker 2: It's been a long time, but I feel like this
- 8:08Speaker 2: was so on brand and y'all know.
- 8:10Speaker 1: I'm going to get it wrong how to pronounce it.
- 8:13Speaker 11: Clandestine.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Clandestine. Are you saying it right? I think I'm saying it. Clandestine.
- 8:19Speaker 2: It means to be kept a secret or done secretively,
- 8:21Speaker 2: especially because illicit.
- 8:26Speaker 3: I don't get that.
- 8:27Speaker 1: See if I'm pronouncing it right. But I thought that
- 8:31Speaker 1: that was on brand. Clandestine. Clandestine. You're right.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Kept secret or done secretively, especially because Elissa, she deserved
- 8:39Speaker 2: better than these clandestine meetings.
- 8:42Speaker 1: And I just felt that it was on brand because.
- 8:44Speaker 3: Wait, what?
- 8:44Speaker 1: What lady? Is that a Tyler Perry movie? Tyler Perry movie.
- 8:48Speaker 3: What happened?
- 8:48Speaker 1: Room 222 or whatever. Oh, and they was creeping.
- 8:56Speaker 2: And that's how I was going to use it because
- 8:58Speaker 2: y'all know men don't really.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Be, you know, knowing shit.
- 9:00Speaker 11: So I'm going to be like, what are we?
- 9:02Speaker 1: I'm going to say, baby, we clandestine. I'm going to
- 9:04Speaker 1: say we clandestine. We locked in. You my little sneaky link.
- 9:08Speaker 1: My little shaky, shaky booboo. We're at war, bitch. I
- 9:12Speaker 1: ain't never heard that word before.
- 9:14Speaker 2: I don't want to hear that word.
- 9:18Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that word. Don't clandestine, mijo.
- 9:20Speaker 1: You're the mine. If we look crack, Your Lamont. Lamont
- 9:25Speaker 1: is definitely giving what, y'all?
- 9:26Speaker 2: Like, the state of dating in 2026.
- 9:29Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
- 9:30Speaker 2: But, so, we kind of talked about, like, being a
- 9:34Speaker 2: public thing, though. And it's like, you want to protect
- 9:36Speaker 2: your lapiece, but at the same time, don't hide.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Me, nigga. I ain't no Easter egg.
- 9:42Speaker 2: So, I mean, what are the lines of that in between, like,
- 9:45Speaker 2: y'all knowing what's up, but then it's still, like, a
- 9:47Speaker 2: part of you, like, nigga, you show up with your
- 9:49Speaker 2: eight today. You showed off your socks you had on.
- 9:52Speaker 2: You showed off your this. You don't got to post
- 9:55Speaker 2: me on your page, but we ain't ducking the pop out. Oh, no, never.
- 9:59Speaker 1: That's where we're going to draw the line, baby, because
- 10:01Speaker 1: I'm a dating girl.
- 10:02Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 10:02Speaker 1: We outside. If we outside, we outside.
- 10:05Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 10:05Speaker 1: For sure. If they see it, they going to see it.
- 10:07Speaker 1: But then how do people know that that's your little piece?
- 10:10Speaker 3: What's ducking the pop out?
- 10:12Speaker 2: We're not acting like we can't go out in public.
- 10:14Speaker 2: We're staying on Netflix and chill all the time. Or
- 10:17Speaker 2: some dudes be like, damn, let's go out to goddamn
- 10:21Speaker 2: Whitesfield to go to Whitesfield.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Let's go to Whitesfield to catch this movie.
- 10:24Speaker 12: Bitch.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Bloomington.
- 10:26Speaker 2: Nah.
- 10:26Speaker 1: We about to go right here to Alamo on Lafayette Road.
- 10:30Speaker 1: To catch a show. Listen, baby, you're not trying to
- 10:33Speaker 1: find duck offs and stuff like that. Like, yeah, I
- 10:35Speaker 1: want to not be where everybody's at, but it's not
- 10:37Speaker 1: on the strength of not being seen. I see. Type two.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Type shit?
- 10:42Speaker 3: Type shit.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Okay.
- 10:44Speaker 1: Do you follow my mouth? You picking down what I'm
- 10:46Speaker 1: putting up?
- 10:47Speaker 3: I'm picking down what you putting up.
- 10:49Speaker 1: But you can always tell.
- 10:51Speaker 2: You can tell if a nigga, if we just on
- 10:53Speaker 2: some private shit or if a guy is like literally
- 10:57Speaker 2: keeping it a secret.
- 10:58Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I feel like it's not
- 11:01Speaker 1: rocket science. Should my friend have been upset about the
- 11:04Speaker 1: shit that happened at the airport?
- 11:07Speaker 5: Uh, no.
- 11:09Speaker 1: That was overbearing. It wasn't my fault. How would y'all
- 11:16Speaker 1: have felt, though? If y'all was just like, boom. If
- 11:19Speaker 1: we were you or him? If y'all were him. If
- 11:23Speaker 1: you and your little... Y'all.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Not together, but y'all taking a little trip. You don't
- 11:29Speaker 2: know where it's going to go, so you don't want
- 11:30Speaker 2: it all out there.
- 11:31Speaker 1: I feel like it happened.
- 11:33Speaker 2: It was the first time it happened. Honestly, y'all can
- 11:35Speaker 2: try to maneuver differently. They didn't show his face. Nobody
- 11:39Speaker 2: knows who he is for real. And it wasn't your fault.
- 11:42Speaker 2: It wasn't your doing.
- 11:43Speaker 1: I would have been cool.
- 11:44Speaker 2: I wouldn't even move no differently going forward.
- 11:48Speaker 1: What are we going to do? We going to check.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Bags 30 feet away from each other?
- 11:54Speaker 1: You going to get in line and I'm going to
- 11:56Speaker 1: get in line? If that's your concern, then you can adjust.
- 12:00Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 12:01Speaker 2: I wouldn't have been too fucked up about it at all.
- 12:04Speaker 1: I wouldn't have cared. Let's say it was a shrink.
- 12:09Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not shrieking. You're not shrieking?
- 12:12Speaker 2: No.
- 12:13Speaker 1: You're not shrieking? No. If I'm on a trip with somebody,
- 12:16Speaker 1: y'all can see him. I'm not tripping.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I've never been out of town on a trip out
- 12:21Speaker 2: of the country with a shriek, ever.
- 12:22Speaker 1: I literally just be with the people that I like
- 12:25Speaker 1: and I love.
- 12:26Speaker 2: Because you got to think, you got to go out of... Me,
- 12:28Speaker 2: I got to go out of town with somebody I like.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Because what we going to do? Be in this hotel...
- 12:33Speaker 2: For three to five days, and I got to be
- 12:36Speaker 2: right next to you, up under you. Like, you're my
- 12:38Speaker 2: only company. I'm going to be around you this whole time.
- 12:40Speaker 3: We can go to the downstairs lobby. I'm sure they
- 12:43Speaker 3: got a bar.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm saying you're going to spend all your...
- 12:47Speaker 2: This is the only familiar face here. But I'm saying,
- 12:50Speaker 2: so this straight money long, y'all going to have a
- 12:54Speaker 2: grand old, great old time.
- 12:55Speaker 1: I don't care. Just because he ugly, you ain't going?
- 12:58Speaker 1: I'm saying it.
- 13:00Speaker 2: If I like you, I'm not even like categorizing it
- 13:03Speaker 2: off of you're ugly or you're not.
- 13:05Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But I'm saying being caught with
- 13:07Speaker 1: a shrek.
- 13:09Speaker 2: If you catch me out of town with somebody, even
- 13:11Speaker 2: if he's ugly, which I don't like ugly niggas, so
- 13:13Speaker 2: probably won't. But if you catch me out of town
- 13:15Speaker 2: with somebody, I genuinely like him. So y'all can see him.
- 13:19Speaker 1: What if he come in Chanel?
- 13:21Speaker 3: If he come in Chanel?
- 13:22Speaker 1: He come in Chanel.
- 13:23Speaker 2: He a gargoyle, but he come in Chanel.
- 13:28Speaker 1: He come in Chanel.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
- 13:31Speaker 3: He might get two.
- 13:32Speaker 2: But here come the paparazzi recording y'all through the thing.
- 13:35Speaker 1: I ain't never ever had that happen to me. Hey,
- 13:38Speaker 1: hold it up. Hold it up.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Okay, skip.
- 13:41Speaker 1: Hey, we just gonna have to do it overnight.
- 13:46Speaker 3: Overnight.
- 13:46Speaker 1: Y'all can catch me with him too about this CC, baby.
- 13:51Speaker 2: Listen, but while we're on the topic of ugly ass men, let's.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Our top shelf talk, what is our girl's name? Fancy Dog.
- 14:03Speaker 1: What's her name, Ki? Which one?
- 14:06Speaker 2: We have.
- 14:07Speaker 1: What'd she say recently?
- 14:08Speaker 2: It was a guy on there arguing with her and
- 14:10Speaker 2: trying to call on them bitches.
- 14:12Speaker 1: Oh, my stinker.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Hold on.
- 14:13Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 14:13Speaker 5: Let me look.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Because that's our girl. I'm sorry. I can't think of
- 14:16Speaker 1: your name right now. Let Ki Ki pull it up.
- 14:17Speaker 1: She just wrote me. But let me tell y'all something.
- 14:19Speaker 2: Y'all can sit on this internet all day and call
- 14:21Speaker 2: us birds and talk.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Bad about us and do this, this, and that.
- 14:24Speaker 2: But when it comes to our 520s, we do not
- 14:26Speaker 2: play that shit.
- 14:27Speaker 1: You talking about.
- 14:29Speaker 9: Her, right?
- 14:30Speaker 1: Oh, was it her? Let me see. Going back and
- 14:32Speaker 1: forth with the niggas? Let me see. Oh, did she
- 14:36Speaker 1: change her name? No, I don't know if that's the
- 14:38Speaker 1: same person. That's not her. I think her name is
- 14:40Speaker 1: like Fancy Dollface or something like that, maybe.
- 14:43Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 14:43Speaker 2: I'm sorry I'm getting your name mixed up, but we
- 14:45Speaker 2: love you, girl. And like I said, y'all can play
- 14:47Speaker 2: all day with us on this internet because fuck y'all,
- 14:49Speaker 2: but y'all never disrespect the 520s.
- 14:52Speaker 1: So watch your motherfucking mouth.
- 14:53Speaker 2: And this loser-ass dude has been commenting on our shit.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Just always got something negative to fucking say. And you
- 14:59Speaker 2: know what that got him? Blocked, bitch.
- 15:02Speaker 3: Bust a left hoe.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Don't ever disrespect the 5-2-0s. Go play. Yeah, I can't
- 15:08Speaker 1: find her nowhere on there.
- 15:09Speaker 2: But yeah, he had her fucked up and he was
- 15:12Speaker 2: calling her all types of bitches. I had to get
- 15:13Speaker 2: on there and be like, you a bitch made fag.
- 15:17Speaker 2: And then he started calling me bitches too. and so
- 15:20Speaker 2: yeah it's a good bitch this is not his first
- 15:22Speaker 2: this is not his first defense though that nigga being
- 15:24Speaker 2: oh yeah he always being a weirdo like and like
- 15:28Speaker 2: hey y'all opinions y'all not gonna always agree what we
- 15:30Speaker 2: got to say like.
- 15:31Speaker 1: And that's cool and that's fine but be respectful but
- 15:33Speaker 1: you always on here with something negative say hoe bust a.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Lat and it's one thing we we we take it
- 15:40Speaker 2: you know we take it so well the all the
- 15:43Speaker 2: name calling and hoes and birds and da da da
- 15:46Speaker 2: but when you start tagging motherfuckers and directly calling motherfuckers
- 15:50Speaker 2: bitches bitch you out of here your mom's.
- 15:52Speaker 1: A bitch bitch and your grandma's.
- 15:54Speaker 2: A bitch bitch she should have swallowed you bitch bitch
- 15:57Speaker 2: you wish your mama was a freak ass hoe that
- 16:01Speaker 2: would have just swallowed you bitch ass hoe ass mark
- 16:03Speaker 2: ass lame ass.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Bitch blockity black bitch love i.
- 16:08Speaker 2: Love you love fuck you love locked and moving the
- 16:12Speaker 2: fuck along yeah we're gonna talk about bad bitch shit
- 16:15Speaker 2: and bad bitch shit only and tina motherfucking tuesday meg
- 16:21Speaker 2: the stallion she popped her big shit and i'm.
- 16:24Speaker 1: So glad that she just dropped shit because.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Y'all been she's a bird she's this she's so fucked
- 16:29Speaker 2: up without claim Megan been through some shit, and losing
- 16:33Speaker 2: a nigga is not the end of the motherfucking world.
- 16:35Speaker 2: That shit hurt, but you bounce back from that. And
- 16:37Speaker 2: when she came and she dropped Tina Tuesday.
- 16:39Speaker 1: What's your favorite line, Tribe? What'd she say?
- 16:42Speaker 2: She said, I don't know, something about you bitches is
- 16:46Speaker 2: cucks the way you.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Watch them clocking my pussy or watching my pussy. Watching
- 16:49Speaker 1: who I fuck. You bitches is cucks. You bitches is cucks. Cucks, cucks, cucks.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Young tina snow going hard on the hoe yeah she
- 16:58Speaker 2: brought she definitely brought that tina snow out you about
- 17:01Speaker 2: to drop it if you know you know i'm glad
- 17:04Speaker 2: to see her back in her bag but she she
- 17:07Speaker 2: definitely she ate that shit up and i told y'all
- 17:09Speaker 2: whenever i feel like whenever i'm sad i go and
- 17:12Speaker 2: i listen.
- 17:13Speaker 11: To female rappers because they.
- 17:14Speaker 2: Ain't gonna talk they shit yeah and the guys had
- 17:17Speaker 2: asked me.
- 17:17Speaker 1: On the episode like two female rappers that i wanted
- 17:19Speaker 1: to see.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Work together and And I'm not somebody that just listens
- 17:22Speaker 2: to female rap all the time.
- 17:23Speaker 1: I really listen to old school R & B, Lil Wayne,
- 17:26Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj. But Ken Da Man, fire. Can't wait till
- 17:30Speaker 1: my girl come to the city with this. She about
- 17:32Speaker 1: to be here this weekend. This weekend. Can't fucking wait.
- 17:36Speaker 1: We going up.
- 17:36Speaker 2: We definitely coming to fuck with Ken Da Man.
- 17:38Speaker 1: Mona Lisa, fire.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Tina motherfucking slow. Tina Snow. Cash Doll. Like, I love
- 17:46Speaker 2: female rappers. Y'all got any that's y'all favorite or anything?
- 17:49Speaker 1: Anything y'all listening to right now? Outside of who you mentioned,
- 17:53Speaker 1: I mean.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Lotto.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Lotto. Big Lotto.
- 17:56Speaker 3: Of course.
- 17:56Speaker 1: And I like Stunna Girl. I'm sorry. I love me
- 18:00Speaker 1: some Stunna Girl. Stunna Girl's fire, too.
- 18:02Speaker 2: I told y'all I'm obsessed with girls with big mouths.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Is that the one she got a real big old smile?
- 18:07Speaker 1: What's her song? Her smile not really.
- 18:10Speaker 2: You know better than I did. That's one of her
- 18:12Speaker 2: most known songs. And she's Samoan and black.
- 18:17Speaker 1: She was on Baddies. Like me. She's also Mexican, too. Okay. Samoan, black,
- 18:21Speaker 1: and Mexican?
- 18:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:22Speaker 3: I like Taffy.
- 18:24Speaker 1: Who?
- 18:25Speaker 13: Taffy.
- 18:26Speaker 1: What is this girl's name?
- 18:28Speaker 3: She like, you gotta know I love her, either.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Hold on. I know that song. I don't know her.
- 18:34Speaker 11: Y'all, I gotta tell y'all the person I'm talking about.
- 18:37Speaker 1: She's on that.
- 18:38Speaker 11: On a major Little song And I can't think.
- 18:41Speaker 2: Of Um You talking about She just was screaming He
- 18:44Speaker 2: was like Every time you Every time you laugh Your
- 18:47Speaker 2: eyes go To little slits Y'all know who I'm talking.
- 18:49Speaker 1: About She got a big old mouth She's so cute.
- 18:52Speaker 3: Yeah Bunna Who?
- 18:54Speaker 2: Bunna Bunna I love her She's so She's so cute
- 18:58Speaker 2: And I love her music Shout out to the ladies
- 19:00Speaker 2: Just doing it To the girls Cheers to the girls
- 19:05Speaker 2: Yes So y'all I've been watching TV What? I've been
- 19:09Speaker 2: watching TV. I sat in the house all week and
- 19:13Speaker 2: all weekend, rather. And I watched I told you I
- 19:16Speaker 2: had watched The Furious Show. So I liked that because
- 19:18Speaker 2: that was like a female serial killer. When y'all ask
- 19:21Speaker 2: me about genres of show, I need to stop acting.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Slow on here. I know what genres of show are,
- 19:24Speaker 1: but I don't be.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Just like, yeah, I'm going to go watch this because
- 19:26Speaker 2: it's this genre. I just like good shit. So this
- 19:29Speaker 2: last one I've been watching is Lioness.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Have y'all been tapped into that? It's three seasons. I'm
- 19:34Speaker 1: almost done. I'd have binge watched it, but it has
- 19:36Speaker 1: Zoe's Zeldana. Morgan Freeman's in it.
- 19:41Speaker 5: Okay.
- 19:42Speaker 2: And I can't think of that white lady that's in there,
- 19:43Speaker 2: but I think I'm learning now that I'm just getting
- 19:46Speaker 2: older and becoming a feminist because it's.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Just the women are empowered.
- 19:50Speaker 2: In this show like it's an army-based show or marine-based
- 19:53Speaker 2: show or whatever but they're in charge and they be
- 19:56Speaker 2: sitting niggas straight sitting niggas down like this is what
- 19:58Speaker 2: it is y'all listen to me i'm the boss bitch
- 20:00Speaker 2: around here matriarchy hoe i'm loving that so i think
- 20:03Speaker 2: that i'm just becoming a super feminist as i'm getting
- 20:06Speaker 2: older i've always you know Been a feminist. I feel
- 20:08Speaker 2: like I used to be more pro-black than a feminist.
- 20:10Speaker 2: And now I'm just like, shit, you got to represent
- 20:13Speaker 2: for everybody. Like, as far as, like, you know.
- 20:15Speaker 1: I mean, they're both layers of you.
- 20:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:19Speaker 1: Like, literally. So, shout out to the girl power. Trap,
- 20:22Speaker 1: what you been watching? Um, The Drop. The Drop? Yes,
- 20:28Speaker 1: The Drop. Have y'all tapped in yet? It's a wee bit.
- 20:32Speaker 1: I haven't tapped in yet. A spin off of Snowfall.
- 20:35Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 20:37Speaker 1: And y'all, so don't we got a clip for it? Yes,
- 20:41Speaker 1: we do.
- 20:41Speaker 2: So you guys, I know that the new episode just
- 20:44Speaker 2: came out last night, but we want to talk about
- 20:47Speaker 2: last episode a little bit because it's taking the internet
- 20:50Speaker 2: by storm. This scene right here.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Shout out to Gil.
- 20:54Speaker 3: Right?
- 20:58Speaker 1: She just said we just friends, right? Is he your
- 21:02Speaker 1: man or not?
- 21:03Speaker 2: Ooh.
- 21:04Speaker 1: Ooh. I know that's right, Queen. And then she walks
- 21:33Speaker 1: off and she said, that's all I had to say.
- 21:35Speaker 1: And then she gets in a car and she says,
- 21:39Speaker 1: get in the back, fool.
- 21:41Speaker 2: Because she's like the queen of the bloods, basically. So
- 21:44Speaker 2: she's a gangster ass bitch.
- 21:46Speaker 1: And she's in charge. I could tell by the on
- 21:47Speaker 1: the walk up, bro. And so Leon, oh, he's so fine, Lord. Anyways,
- 21:53Speaker 1: so yeah. What do y'all think? What do y'all think
- 21:56Speaker 1: about this? I just feel like they say shoot or shoot.
- 22:00Speaker 2: They say shoot or shoot, baby. Would y'all approach somebody
- 22:04Speaker 2: like that? She said, I need a gangsta in my life,
- 22:06Speaker 2: and I'm going to be every woman that you need.
- 22:07Speaker 1: She said, I need a gangsta in my life, and
- 22:09Speaker 1: I want to shoot. It's a little forward for me,
- 22:12Speaker 1: but I like it. It made me tingle a little bit. Girl, yeah,
- 22:15Speaker 1: I want to be the gangsta in your life. Bitch,
- 22:17Speaker 1: what's that? Also, backstory. They might want to watch it.
- 22:20Speaker 2: The girl, Wanda, who said to him right before she
- 22:24Speaker 2: walked up, we're just friends, right?
- 22:26Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:26Speaker 1: That's his wife. They're separated right now. That's his wife?
- 22:32Speaker 2: Hey, if you ain't pissed, then get the fuck off
- 22:34Speaker 2: the pot. Girl, I'm going to knock your ass off
- 22:37Speaker 2: the pot. Honestly.
- 22:38Speaker 1: When I first.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Seen it, I'm thinking from Wanda's side, I'm like, me, me, me, me. No,
- 22:43Speaker 2: for real. She went totally wrong. Even if y'all just
- 22:46Speaker 2: friendzoning it right now, bitch, I still got to beat
- 22:49Speaker 2: your ass.
- 22:49Speaker 1: I'm still standing here. Yeah, like, bitch, watch out.
- 22:52Speaker 2: But she friendzones the fuck out of Leon. And the
- 22:55Speaker 2: thing is, she stay asking him for stuff. He's always
- 23:01Speaker 2: coming through for her. She be asking him to invest
- 23:03Speaker 2: money and her dreams uh she didn't have like dealings
- 23:08Speaker 2: with some street shit where he didn't have to like
- 23:09Speaker 2: step in and handle shit like he gets shit done
- 23:13Speaker 2: for her and she's still on this we're just friends
- 23:16Speaker 2: like oh we can't be together because he don't believe
- 23:19Speaker 2: in my dreams but literally anything you ask he do
- 23:23Speaker 2: it and so then here come dara she on that
- 23:27Speaker 2: and she ain't asking for shit this scene has the
- 23:31Speaker 2: man on the internet in a frenzy we definitely gotta
- 23:37Speaker 2: tap all the way in but I feel old girl
- 23:40Speaker 2: though like she valid a little bit like you don't
- 23:43Speaker 2: know I mean you do know cause you watch the
- 23:44Speaker 2: show but it still might be certain shit with the
- 23:47Speaker 2: nigga that she just like you ain't up to par
- 23:49Speaker 2: where I need you to be but I still we
- 23:51Speaker 2: still up to par bro So what's the disconnect?
- 23:54Speaker 1: If he's up to partying, why you ain't hit him?
- 23:57Speaker 1: He's up to partying.
- 23:58Speaker 2: I mean, it's just like, you know, when you just
- 24:01Speaker 2: got so many like unresolved issues, when you got somebody
- 24:04Speaker 2: who you got just so much history with, like they
- 24:07Speaker 2: done lost a baby. and she used to be a
- 24:09Speaker 2: crackhead and the thing is my thing is if i
- 24:12Speaker 2: was leon i would have been gone she done domed
- 24:14Speaker 2: up the whole neighborhood she used to be cracked out
- 24:16Speaker 2: and shit yes she was singing the abc's giving the
- 24:19Speaker 2: nigga top y'all like and he still took he still
- 24:22Speaker 2: stood on her and took her back what is this
- 24:25Speaker 2: on what platform uh stars in it oh hulu okay
- 24:30Speaker 2: hulu is where i've been watching um all my shows
- 24:32Speaker 2: i gotta definitely tap in But, damn, that.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Just show you how women, like, we really be on bullshit.
- 24:37Speaker 2: And it be little small shit that we be nitpicking
- 24:40Speaker 2: about when a bitch like Dara gonna walk up and
- 24:42Speaker 2: take our man from up under our feet. Yeah, and
- 24:44Speaker 2: it's just, like, also, like, girl, I would've been like,
- 24:47Speaker 2: if I was him, I would've been like.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Bitch, get your hand off me. Because y'all see how
- 24:50Speaker 1: she try to put her hand on her. Watch out, Wanda.
- 24:52Speaker 2: But it's like, don't act territorial now when a bitch
- 24:56Speaker 2: who want me walk up and say, bitch, you been
- 24:58Speaker 2: playing in my face and friendzoning me.
- 25:00Speaker 6: But.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Because she said he don't believe in her dreams if
- 25:03Speaker 1: you say he invested in her dreams.
- 25:04Speaker 3: He didn't.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Yes.
- 25:05Speaker 11: She just can't see the shit in front of her.
- 25:08Speaker 1: I mean, you got you will have to watch and
- 25:10Speaker 1: get your own.
- 25:10Speaker 2: I'm going to let me know what you think. We're
- 25:13Speaker 2: going to talk about it.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Yes.
- 25:15Speaker 2: But I think, though, in real life, what's the girl
- 25:18Speaker 2: name who was on the car with him?
- 25:19Speaker 1: Wanda.
- 25:20Speaker 6: Wanda.
- 25:21Speaker 2: So you ain't never been in that situation in real
- 25:23Speaker 2: life to where it's like you in a limbo kind
- 25:25Speaker 2: of situation with a nigga.
- 25:26Speaker 1: And it's just like.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Damn like we not all the way locked in we
- 25:30Speaker 2: could be locked in but i don't.
- 25:32Speaker 1: Really want us to be so it's just like.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Honestly at the end of the day if you're not
- 25:37Speaker 2: really gonna cuff on this nigga then you gotta let
- 25:40Speaker 2: him move on but he's.
- 25:41Speaker 1: A good nigga though so you don't never let.
- 25:43Speaker 2: Your good nigga i'm not even talking about that let's
- 25:45Speaker 2: let's scratch that because if you're on the fence like
- 25:47Speaker 2: we have common sense if you're on the fence with
- 25:49Speaker 2: a nigga it's a reason now we're not talking about
- 25:51Speaker 2: her i'm just saying in real life if it was
- 25:53Speaker 2: on the fence with a nigga in real life there's
- 25:55Speaker 2: a reason So it's a new bitch coming around and
- 25:58Speaker 2: he's showing a new band and then the roles are
- 26:00Speaker 2: kind of like, you know, you kind of disappear, act
- 26:04Speaker 2: on this nigga. And he obviously men, people in general,
- 26:07Speaker 2: humans in general are going to get closer to someone.
- 26:10Speaker 1: So, so question is she wrong? Like which one? Dara
- 26:15Speaker 1: is Dara wrong.
- 26:16Speaker 2: She knows that they're like kind of going through the motions,
- 26:19Speaker 2: but they're not together.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Like Wanda told her that's my ex.
- 26:23Speaker 2: So if another girl push up knowing that you got
- 26:26Speaker 2: this weird thing going on with your ex.
- 26:29Speaker 1: That ain't my problem. Is she wrong? She's not wrong.
- 26:32Speaker 2: Because first of all, they're not friends. And then on
- 26:34Speaker 2: top of that, I'm not even going to hold y'all.
- 26:36Speaker 2: Who are business partners? They're all kind of intertwined business wise.
- 26:41Speaker 2: But Dara and Wanda are involved business. So they have
- 26:46Speaker 2: a relationship. Okay.
- 26:48Speaker 1: So they have some sort of. But still, she's not wrong.
- 26:50Speaker 1: And then I'd say that.
- 26:52Speaker 2: Only because a lot of people at this age, they
- 26:55Speaker 2: have a designated person. Most men have a designated woman.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Most women have a designated man. So if they on
- 27:01Speaker 2: a way out or if they not actually together, if
- 27:03Speaker 2: they're not actually married, they separated, whatever. Sometimes... To get
- 27:08Speaker 2: your spot, you're going to have to apply a little pressure.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Well, let me ask y'all this.
- 27:13Speaker 2: I might have to get a little aggressive. And that's
- 27:15Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You might have to go a little forward.
- 27:17Speaker 1: You can't be mad. So you can't be mad at Adara. No,
- 27:20Speaker 1: you can't be mad at Adara. Okay, cool, cool.
- 27:22Speaker 5: I agree.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Let me ask y'all, because the guys asked me this.
- 27:25Speaker 11: It was about some coach. I can't remember who the
- 27:27Speaker 11: coach was.
- 27:28Speaker 1: But he ended up dating one of his friends, marrying
- 27:31Speaker 1: one of his friend's ex-wife.
- 27:33Speaker 2: So you just said Adara and Wanda got like a
- 27:35Speaker 2: little business relationship.
- 27:37Speaker 1: We technically have a business relationship.
- 27:40Speaker 2: So if I'm playing around with my nigga and I'm
- 27:43Speaker 2: not on shit with him and Trot come up and
- 27:45Speaker 2: take him, that's valid.
- 27:46Speaker 1: We're friends though. We're actually friends. We're friends.
- 27:49Speaker 3: Okay.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Them, they met through, well, we met through business too,
- 27:53Speaker 1: but they're strictly. Is there a time limit on that?
- 27:57Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 27:58Speaker 2: If we're friends it's no time limit necessary we can't
- 28:02Speaker 2: it ain't none of that 20 years down the line
- 28:04Speaker 2: somebody i talked to and i wasn't and it didn't
- 28:07Speaker 2: work out and they come and they're the perfect man
- 28:09Speaker 2: for you trap 20 years later you're not dealing with
- 28:11Speaker 2: them because i talked to them before uh probably not
- 28:15Speaker 2: no talk to boyfriend baby daddy ex-husbands no okay.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I feel like it's circumstantial.
- 28:22Speaker 2: So, like, if y'all, you know, people be brushing shoulders
- 28:26Speaker 2: with motherfuckers and stuff, you know who was a significant
- 28:28Speaker 2: person in this person's life.
- 28:30Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 28:31Speaker 2: So, I'm saying, like, 20 years later, I don't know.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Do I even know that y'all cracked before? You know
- 28:38Speaker 1: what I'm saying? But I know who's significant to you. Like,
- 28:41Speaker 1: we know who her ex is. You know what I mean?
- 28:44Speaker 1: That's an automatic fuck no.
- 28:47Speaker 11: Okay.
- 28:48Speaker 13: So.
- 28:49Speaker 2: and also i hate bitches who like done cracked every
- 28:51Speaker 2: nigga in the world and it's like you can't be
- 28:55Speaker 2: this like you start being this bitch friend and 100
- 28:58Speaker 2: niggas off limits now no i'm not a girl's girl
- 29:00Speaker 2: no bitch you're not a girl's girl why are you
- 29:02Speaker 2: fucking no you a dick sucker is what she is
- 29:05Speaker 2: be cool with me play cool with me so i
- 29:07Speaker 2: don't come for you.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Can eliminate me bitch no fuck you this wasn't.
- 29:12Speaker 8: Your baby daddy.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Sometimes they try to stamp niggas who they ain't even
- 29:19Speaker 2: cracked before like he was in my dm it's a
- 29:22Speaker 2: small city babe who does that it's a small city
- 29:26Speaker 2: it's already what they say you drop some candy pick
- 29:28Speaker 2: it up blow it off god.
- 29:29Speaker 10: Make dirt and dirt don't hurt put it in your
- 29:35Speaker 10: mouth three years bitch y'all good that's the three seconds
- 29:38Speaker 10: in your.
- 29:38Speaker 2: Mouth and make three months fucking three weeks three days
- 29:44Speaker 2: okay well we on the topic of friendship have y'all
- 29:46Speaker 2: seen the uh savannah james situation that's going on with
- 29:50Speaker 2: her and her best friend let's let's talk about it
- 29:54Speaker 2: i feel so many different ways about it let's unpack it.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Y'all both got best friends No, that don't count. You
- 30:02Speaker 1: got a best friend. You don't got no best friend
- 30:03Speaker 1: outside your sisters? Not really.
- 30:06Speaker 2: We don't fuck with these hoes.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Let's unpack this. The reason why I don't have a
- 30:12Speaker 1: best friend is because of Regina George. Regina George. She's territorial.
- 30:19Speaker 1: She scares all my friends. But she got her own
- 30:20Speaker 1: best friend. Exactly.
- 30:22Speaker 8: That's why she got a stud best friend because she rich.
- 30:26Speaker 1: She want her cake and she want to eat it too.
- 30:29Speaker 1: She want to have her bitch at home and she
- 30:31Speaker 1: want to run the streets with these hoes. You got
- 30:33Speaker 1: a bitch at home? Wait a minute. Why are you
- 30:34Speaker 1: so obsessed with me? It's not my fault you have
- 30:36Speaker 1: a big lesbian crush on me. Y'all, come on. Let's
- 30:40Speaker 1: get it to the Regina James. Savannah James.
- 30:45Speaker 2: Is she out of pocket or she pee for not
- 30:47Speaker 2: paying for her best friend's first class flight?
- 30:50Speaker 1: She pee, bro. She valid. She valid. Why is she valid? Because.
- 30:55Speaker 1: He not going to be in first class with you.
- 30:57Speaker 2: Who? E.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Your best friend?
- 30:59Speaker 2: Is that your best friend's name?
- 31:02Speaker 1: Probably not.
- 31:03Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 31:04Speaker 1: And she dressed like a boy, so.
- 31:07Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, if my husband is the
- 31:10Speaker 2: rich one and I got an allowance and bitch.
- 31:14Speaker 1: I don't feel like paying. Savannah Jones ain't got no allowance. Yes,
- 31:17Speaker 1: she does. But Brian says she has an allowance.
- 31:20Speaker 2: He doubled down on the fact that her friend was
- 31:23Speaker 2: riding in business. He was like, first of all, basically,
- 31:26Speaker 2: in summary, I'm the one with the money. That's not
- 31:29Speaker 2: Savannah's money. She got an allowance. So, that's not even
- 31:33Speaker 2: her money. So, is she riding first class? Okay, but
- 31:36Speaker 2: why would her friend be riding first class?
- 31:38Speaker 1: Her allowance is covering her trip? I feel like she's
- 31:41Speaker 1: going on a trip. That's something different.
- 31:42Speaker 2: I don't know, but my thing is if you gotta
- 31:45Speaker 2: if i'm i can ride all i'm saying is i
- 31:48Speaker 2: can ride in first class and bitch you could ride
- 31:49Speaker 2: in business bitch you could have been a coach you
- 31:51Speaker 2: could have been an l67 like bitch you could have
- 31:54Speaker 2: been at home listen oh this is the thing he
- 31:57Speaker 2: she didn't get left off a badge she only got
- 32:00Speaker 2: left off a bougie bitch be like that you're here
- 32:03Speaker 2: and this is the thing also real shit y'all i
- 32:05Speaker 2: cannot make this up i get territory over my nigga
- 32:08Speaker 2: and my nigga money and where he spent his money
- 32:10Speaker 2: And sometimes your friends, your bitches, they be feeling entitled
- 32:13Speaker 2: to your nigga money. Bitch, my nigga don't have to
- 32:16Speaker 2: pay for everything. Obviously, I'm trying to get the best
- 32:18Speaker 2: that I can get, okay? I'm gonna get the best
- 32:21Speaker 2: that I can get. However, if, but also, I'm not
- 32:25Speaker 2: having my nigga finance multiple bitches. Me and Chop go somewhere, oh,
- 32:30Speaker 2: everything is gonna be paid for.
- 32:32Speaker 1: Now, once it starts becoming, absolutely. But once it becomes like, alright,
- 32:36Speaker 1: and also.
- 32:37Speaker 2: If my nigga's like, hey bae, I don't really wanna
- 32:39Speaker 2: put this bitch in first class today.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Okay, I don't give a fuck. And she don't either.
- 32:43Speaker 1: That's just the real bitch in this.
- 32:45Speaker 2: Also, I don't want my nigga back here, y'all. But
- 32:50Speaker 2: we go somewhere, we go out, whatever. And it's like
- 32:52Speaker 2: turns into.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Four or five, six bitches. My nigga's not paying for
- 32:56Speaker 1: all y'all. We talking about one. If he don't want you.
- 32:58Speaker 2: We talking about one friend, your best friend. So you
- 32:59Speaker 2: don't want your friend in first class. My friend is
- 33:02Speaker 2: going to be in first class with me.
- 33:04Speaker 1: I'm going to try to get with you.
- 33:04Speaker 2: My friend's going to be in first class with you.
- 33:06Speaker 2: But if he say no, then he say no. What
- 33:08Speaker 2: I'm saying is, do I think that Savannah James is
- 33:11Speaker 2: out of pocket?
- 33:12Speaker 9: No.
- 33:13Speaker 1: It is what it is and like I said her
- 33:14Speaker 1: friend so you feel.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Like he's out of pocket the man no no no
- 33:16Speaker 2: I don't feel like nobody's out of pocket we don't
- 33:18Speaker 2: know who paid for the we don't know I'm speaking
- 33:21Speaker 2: from my what I'm telling y'all is ain't Jeff used
- 33:24Speaker 2: to be in first class and we walked right past him.
- 33:29Speaker 1: But didn't the 520 niggas used to be in the
- 33:31Speaker 1: regular no ma'am never they're all in first class.
- 33:34Speaker 2: No that comes back from they all be in first
- 33:36Speaker 2: class right when we walked past and we be in
- 33:40Speaker 2: 32p y'all always been in first class Okay, exactly.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Okay, but let me tell y'all, this is a trip
- 33:46Speaker 1: that is going out of the country. I'm not trying
- 33:49Speaker 1: to say... I'm standing on it. You probably gonna get
- 33:52Speaker 1: on your nigga nerves, bro. Bitch, fuck that, bitch. Get
- 33:55Speaker 1: your ass in.
- 33:56Speaker 2: The back and put your fine ass in Gucci and
- 33:58Speaker 2: go home.
- 33:59Speaker 1: What I'm saying is cool.
- 34:00Speaker 3: Nah, if I'm paying for your friend, she better be
- 34:03Speaker 3: fucking too.
- 34:03Speaker 1: No, she don't gotta fuck.
- 34:04Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 34:05Speaker 1: My best friend don't gotta fuck. Y'all, what I am
- 34:07Speaker 1: saying is... Is she not in her stud? Outside of
- 34:09Speaker 1: her upland.
- 34:10Speaker 3: But I'm.
- 34:11Speaker 1: Not talking about me and Chopper. You back there with
- 34:13Speaker 1: the bathrooms then.
- 34:15Speaker 3: Sorry, y'all.
- 34:16Speaker 1: I'm not going.
- 34:17Speaker 14: I'm not going.
- 34:18Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 34:19Speaker 1: I want Chopper in first class with me.
- 34:22Speaker 10: No.
- 34:22Speaker 1: A thousand extra dollars? No, no, no, no.
- 34:24Speaker 2: They're going out of the country. So I was looking,
- 34:26Speaker 2: which was crazy. I was looking up with my boyfriend,
- 34:28Speaker 2: like first class flights going out the country is like
- 34:30Speaker 2: 10,000 shit like that.
- 34:32Speaker 1: It gets spooky.
- 34:33Speaker 2: So you want your man to pay 10 extra G's
- 34:36Speaker 2: for a bitch to just sit a few rows back?
- 34:39Speaker 6: Yes.
- 34:39Speaker 1: If she has to fly over 10 hours and sit
- 34:41Speaker 1: in the seat like this.
- 34:42Speaker 2: Bitch, you wouldn't even be here.
- 34:46Speaker 1: You wouldn't even be here. Be grateful, hoe.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Her and her friend is overly grateful what i'm telling
- 34:51Speaker 2: y'all camera look where my iso camera if me and
- 34:55Speaker 2: my best friend are going on a trip she's already
- 34:57Speaker 2: booked business class so if she wanted to upgrade i'm
- 34:59Speaker 2: sure there's only a couple more thousand it's some points
- 35:01Speaker 2: it's something that i can only a couple more thousand
- 35:04Speaker 2: yes i'm paying that for my friend i just am
- 35:07Speaker 2: i just am why she can't.
- 35:10Speaker 1: Have it she doesn't have a billionaire husband She's not.
- 35:14Speaker 1: But these... I'm just saying, these girls.
- 35:16Speaker 2: It's a lot of girls on the internet, a lot
- 35:17Speaker 2: of men on the internet that are bashing their friends
- 35:19Speaker 2: that won't even buy their friend a motherfucking donut.
- 35:21Speaker 1: So, y'all, that's not what I'm talking to.
- 35:23Speaker 2: But the relationship that I have with my best friend.
- 35:25Speaker 1: And my best friend probably will leave me in a
- 35:27Speaker 1: goddamn economy.
- 35:28Speaker 2: But if it's me, I'm not doing that with her.
- 35:30Speaker 2: It's not even about, bitch, I left you.
- 35:33Speaker 1: It's about.
- 35:34Speaker 2: my nigga is financing this and he don't want to
- 35:37Speaker 2: pay for it so i'm using.
- 35:41Speaker 1: My allowance to get my friend to where i am
- 35:43Speaker 1: my bitch.
- 35:50Speaker 2: My heart arm dick sucking money i'm using it and
- 35:53Speaker 2: my friend's gonna be in first class it's not if
- 35:56Speaker 2: we're going to miami if we're going to miami in
- 35:58Speaker 2: an hour flight we don't got to sit next to
- 35:59Speaker 2: each other we're gonna get to where we're going If
- 36:01Speaker 2: we're going to Thailand or somewhere where it's a 10
- 36:03Speaker 2: plus hour, my bitch is not about to be sitting
- 36:05Speaker 2: up looking like this.
- 36:06Speaker 1: She said she left out of her business.
- 36:08Speaker 3: My ass, bitch.
- 36:09Speaker 1: You could have been back in Indiana.
- 36:11Speaker 2: She said she got out of her economy, I don't know,
- 36:13Speaker 2: her business class. Because she said she upgraded to business
- 36:15Speaker 2: class for this trip. Normally she wouldn't have ever did
- 36:17Speaker 2: and that was a big thing for her. She got
- 36:18Speaker 2: out of her business class seat to come and lay
- 36:20Speaker 2: in the bed with Savannah so that she could stretch
- 36:22Speaker 2: out and be comfortable.
- 36:24Speaker 1: My bitch is going to be right there with me.
- 36:25Speaker 1: And that's just that. And everybody values their friendships and
- 36:27Speaker 1: shit different. You know where my bitch going to be at?
- 36:29Speaker 1: We on the island, hoe.
- 36:36Speaker 2: When it comes to my nigga if you don't want
- 36:37Speaker 2: to pay for a bag that's cool my bitch will
- 36:40Speaker 2: be happy if you don't want to pay extra yeah
- 36:41Speaker 2: that's what i'm saying let's say in in your situation
- 36:44Speaker 2: not necessarily in their situation but like you're you know
- 36:49Speaker 2: like comparing it to your real life so if it
- 36:51Speaker 2: was you then your nigga would probably be paying for
- 36:55Speaker 2: the friend's trip as well right so it's just like
- 36:58Speaker 2: so it's like if you already paying for her to
- 37:00Speaker 2: be on the trip bro we don't have to upgrade
- 37:02Speaker 2: this bitch to the first class bitch and i me
- 37:06Speaker 2: i'm gonna be like i'm just happy to.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Be here just happy to be here i'll be grateful.
- 37:10Speaker 2: Like i said my best friend would probably leave me
- 37:11Speaker 2: an economy i wouldn't do her like that though i
- 37:14Speaker 2: wouldn't she my best friend probably valid definitely.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Would leave me an economy i know for a fact
- 37:19Speaker 1: but i just i still knowing that i would not
- 37:21Speaker 1: do that to her it's If it's.
- 37:23Speaker 2: Your man's money, so if your man has, so you
- 37:26Speaker 2: would take your money, your actual money.
- 37:27Speaker 1: My actual money.
- 37:28Speaker 2: He pays for the trip for everybody and you, you
- 37:30Speaker 2: take your extra money to let her be up here
- 37:32Speaker 2: with y'all.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Yeah, she's in business class, so I'm sure it would
- 37:34Speaker 1: only be a little bit of a difference. I would
- 37:36Speaker 1: pay that for my friend to be up here with me.
- 37:37Speaker 1: And then y'all gonna bust her down at the end
- 37:38Speaker 1: of the night? Man, we not busting, not that best friend.
- 37:40Speaker 3: Yes, we are.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Me and my man gonna bust down y'all, but.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Not this friend.
- 37:43Speaker 3: That is the rules.
- 37:44Speaker 1: That is the rules. Not that friend. Hell no. That's
- 37:47Speaker 1: the rules. Nah, not that best friend. That's like a sister.
- 37:50Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you're not leaving your sister.
- 37:52Speaker 2: Well, y'all said y'all would. If he don't start, I
- 37:56Speaker 2: would get off here. You can use the bathroom up here.
- 37:58Speaker 2: If you know, we gonna send you a couple shots back.
- 38:02Speaker 2: And business class is.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Not even that bad. She was cool. That's not even economy.
- 38:06Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
- 38:10Speaker 2: If i got it everybody don't got it and the
- 38:13Speaker 2: friend ain't back and she.
- 38:14Speaker 3: Was grateful she was where's her money yet.
- 38:16Speaker 2: She don't have she doesn't have a billionaire husband she
- 38:18Speaker 2: has what she has so she she paid her business
- 38:21Speaker 2: class listen she's not even if i'm the friend i'm
- 38:23Speaker 2: not keeping up with the johnsies.
- 38:25Speaker 1: Fuck all that bitch i'll be back here and i'll.
- 38:28Speaker 2: See y'all when we land even if the shoe was
- 38:30Speaker 2: on either foot i'm still not even about to overdo
- 38:33Speaker 2: it about it but Everybody's different.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Everybody different.
- 38:36Speaker 3: This is like a girl. She go to Roof Chris.
- 38:39Speaker 3: She ain't never been to Roof Chris. She get with you.
- 38:41Speaker 3: Now she want to go to Roof Chris.
- 38:43Speaker 2: She really just had her thug.
- 38:47Speaker 1: Bitch, now you want some stuffed chicken, hoe. I'm just saying.
- 38:52Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
- 38:52Speaker 11: My day one, it's together.
- 38:56Speaker 1: It's off the roof.
- 38:57Speaker 2: I'm not going to go broke trying to take care
- 38:58Speaker 2: of the next, but billions of dollars can't be.
- 39:01Speaker 1: Spent in a lifetime. I'm about to get this bitch.
- 39:04Speaker 1: She can use my points to get to first class.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Well, at the end of the day, it's 520 somewhere.
- 39:09Speaker 2: We in first class. Barbie in first class.
- 39:11Speaker 1: We in that bitch too. And honestly, it don't matter.
- 39:14Speaker 1: We in first class regardless. We in the back of
- 39:16Speaker 1: the plane. We in the back of the plane. We
- 39:19Speaker 1: in the back of the plane. We in the back
- 39:22Speaker 1: of the plane. We in the back of the plane.
- 39:20Speaker 1: We walk past Jeff, Mike, Mal, Pete, DJ, Lou.
- 39:23Speaker 9: Because they don't even say hello when we walk past
- 39:26Speaker 9: them on.
- 39:26Speaker 1: The fucking plane. Jeff be like this. He be like this.
- 39:29Speaker 1: I don't know y'all hoes. Hey, what up, y'all? You
- 39:32Speaker 1: be laughing at us. Be laughing at us.
- 39:34Speaker 15: Be laughing at us. He the only one. You laugh
- 39:39Speaker 15: at us.
- 39:40Speaker 1: You say, I'm going to send some shots back there.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Never sent them. Mal talking about something. Mal talking about something.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Do we talk about it?
- 39:47Speaker 2: Nigga, you know.
- 39:49Speaker 1: I was high in the airport. And I'm at the Tattletail.
- 39:52Speaker 2: And on top of that, walking past Jeff, Mike, B,
- 39:54Speaker 2: and all this, this, and that, we walked past Malk
- 39:56Speaker 2: and his bitch in first class, and we all went
- 39:58Speaker 2: to the back of the fucking plane.
- 40:00Speaker 3: You know what, y'all?
- 40:01Speaker 2: We supposed to be the 5-2-0s. We about to be
- 40:02Speaker 2: on our Savannah besties shit. We about to upgrade our shit. Y'all, y'all,
- 40:06Speaker 2: next flight, you feel me?
- 40:07Speaker 1: Just have a.
- 40:08Speaker 13: Y'all didn't ever say Savannah friend did not complain.
- 40:10Speaker 1: She didn't. No, no, no.
- 40:12Speaker 2: We're aware.
- 40:12Speaker 1: We're aware. She shouldn't. We're aware.
- 40:15Speaker 3: It's the neck.
- 40:15Speaker 1: It's the neck. You know the one that.
- 40:17Speaker 5: I wouldn't.
- 40:17Speaker 1: I wouldn't complain. She said, my friends know not to
- 40:19Speaker 1: expect nothing from me.
- 40:20Speaker 3: What?
- 40:31Speaker 2: No my friends know when when my nigga be on
- 40:33Speaker 2: we look out don't we.
- 40:35Speaker 15: But this is my thing if your nigga is a
- 40:37Speaker 15: bitch and her nigga but.
- 40:39Speaker 2: You know what so i get to have fun with
- 40:41Speaker 2: y'all though that's not what that means yeah it is
- 40:44Speaker 2: that's not what that.
- 40:44Speaker 3: Means having fun with each other i'm like four or
- 40:47Speaker 3: five down Come on, baby.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Babe, you don't got to. You don't have to. Thank you.
- 40:53Speaker 3: All right, come on. We're in a purse. We're in
- 40:57Speaker 3: a purse.
- 40:57Speaker 1: Listen, at that time, her best friend is like your family.
- 41:01Speaker 1: That's your family. We are. This is your family.
- 41:04Speaker 15: This ain't my family. Your best friend has been around
- 41:07Speaker 15: your husband for years. They've been around each other for years.
- 41:10Speaker 3: He's not looking at her like joking.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Freaking out.
- 41:14Speaker 3: And we out of the country?
- 41:15Speaker 5: Yes.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I like them. Yeah, but so nobody
- 41:21Speaker 1: looks at that. Nobody looks at that wrong.
- 41:23Speaker 2: So if he wanted to buy a private jet, then
- 41:26Speaker 2: that's fine. But just think of how much that is
- 41:31Speaker 2: to get a private jet. Or you could just use
- 41:33Speaker 2: some points and let your best friend be in.
- 41:35Speaker 1: First class with you.
- 41:35Speaker 3: Some points.
- 41:36Speaker 1: Use some points. They got hella points.
- 41:39Speaker 13: I was saying if I was a man and I'm
- 41:40Speaker 13: doing like a big ass trip.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Yeah, that's different. Plus one.
- 41:44Speaker 13: It's cool, because my niggas, hopefully one of my niggas
- 41:47Speaker 13: get on there.
- 41:47Speaker 1: Alleviate.
- 41:48Speaker 13: So I don't give a fuck how much it is,
- 41:50Speaker 13: because I'm paying for everybody anyway. But just for y'all
- 41:52Speaker 13: to go to Chicago from LA, niggas in the business.
- 41:57Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. They were going out the country.
- 42:00Speaker 2: So first class white could be like.
- 42:03Speaker 1: $ 10, 000 or more. Yeah, and I think that that's completely valid.
- 42:07Speaker 1: I'm not expecting that of my man.
- 42:09Speaker 2: And I don't want my man to do that because
- 42:12Speaker 2: I could buy a Chanel with that 10 G's.
- 42:13Speaker 1: He's a billionaire. You don't want me to have a
- 42:16Speaker 1: new Chanel? No, her getting first class is not stepping
- 42:19Speaker 1: in your Chanel's. Your man is a billionaire.
- 42:22Speaker 3: Chanel or your friend?
- 42:23Speaker 1: You're probably sponsored by Chanel, bitch.
- 42:24Speaker 8: Chanel.
- 42:26Speaker 1: My friend, she's still going to be here. We still
- 42:28Speaker 1: going to get off the plane. We're going to be
- 42:30Speaker 1: locked in.
- 42:31Speaker 2: Friendship wasted. Shots to the face of a white girl wasted.
- 42:35Speaker 1: All right, but let me ask you this. Y'all rather
- 42:38Speaker 1: be fluid out or him fly in? Like on some,
- 42:43Speaker 1: we just met. We don't know each other. We need
- 42:45Speaker 1: to get acquainted. Fluid out.
- 42:47Speaker 5: Fluid out.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Don't come to my shit.
- 42:49Speaker 2: No i'd rather you come on in come here come
- 42:53Speaker 2: here bitch you about to show in the city nah
- 42:56Speaker 2: we can go we can go out and on dates
- 42:58Speaker 2: on the outskirts get you a little room oh there
- 43:01Speaker 2: she go i swear i swear to y'all we can
- 43:03Speaker 2: go on the outskirts because guess.
- 43:05Speaker 1: What y'all sneaky it.
- 43:07Speaker 2: Takes so much energy out of a bitch like bitch
- 43:10Speaker 2: i probably gotta.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Call off work I got to make arrangements for my kids.
- 43:14Speaker 2: I got to fucking come to you, be in your space,
- 43:17Speaker 2: and also, if we just met, it's low-key dangerous.
- 43:19Speaker 1: Why you think they didn't just met?
- 43:21Speaker 2: This your man. No, I'm not talking about it. They
- 43:24Speaker 2: say if you get jet lag, you're not well-traveled.
- 43:27Speaker 5: Hmm.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Okay sure but but y'all want.
- 43:30Speaker 2: This to be an economy then you said it take
- 43:32Speaker 2: a lot for you to fly but you want this
- 43:33Speaker 2: bitch to be an economy for 12 hours like because
- 43:35Speaker 2: flights are annoying we're not gonna act like flights are
- 43:37Speaker 2: annoying like if we're just now getting acquainted and shit
- 43:40Speaker 2: now if you've obviously if we're in a long distance
- 43:43Speaker 2: relationship you gonna be here i'm gonna be there that's
- 43:46Speaker 2: how we gonna do it but if we just met
- 43:48Speaker 2: And we're trying to get acquainted and you're out of town, nigga.
- 43:50Speaker 1: Come here. Get you a room. I can pull up.
- 43:53Speaker 2: I can go home. You don't got to know where
- 43:55Speaker 2: I stay. We can go on a date. I don't
- 43:57Speaker 2: got to lose no sleep on a flight. I don't
- 43:59Speaker 2: got to make arrangements for my kids for my job.
- 44:01Speaker 1: Nothing. Right, right. Fly me out. Fly me out, please.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Thank you. I've been to the state. You live in
- 44:08Speaker 1: the state. You probably live in a state.
- 44:10Speaker 2: My city probably cool as well.
- 44:12Speaker 1: Like, I've been everywhere. I don't got to go. Okay, well,
- 44:15Speaker 1: let me ask y'all this.
- 44:15Speaker 15: Boom.
- 44:16Speaker 2: Are you it's more convenient for you to come wait
- 44:18Speaker 2: now because we're about to exercise your thing what you.
- 44:20Speaker 3: Better say like can i stay at your crib no no.
- 44:23Speaker 2: That's why i fly me out you can't even know
- 44:25Speaker 2: where i live nigga my man can oh man yes
- 44:27Speaker 2: my man can listen okay.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Let's talk she she keeps she keeps.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Like comparing it to herself because she's in a long
- 44:36Speaker 2: distance relationship That's not what we're talking about.
- 44:40Speaker 1: We're not talking.
- 44:41Speaker 2: About do you want your man to fly you to
- 44:44Speaker 2: his city or do y'all want to come to this
- 44:46Speaker 2: boring motherfucker?
- 44:47Speaker 1: My city lit. He love it here. Come here. Let
- 44:51Speaker 1: me ask y'all this. He flying you out. Y'all flying out.
- 44:56Speaker 1: He got money to be in first class. He got
- 44:58Speaker 1: to get you a first class ticket or you in economy? Bitch,
- 45:01Speaker 1: I'm in economy. No questions asked.
- 45:04Speaker 2: What?
- 45:05Speaker 1: I'm flying you out.
- 45:09Speaker 3: What?
- 45:09Speaker 1: What you just say? It's okay. We go to the
- 45:14Speaker 1: same place.
- 45:15Speaker 2: I thought y'all was talking about if we're on the
- 45:17Speaker 2: same flight and he's in first class and I'm.
- 45:19Speaker 1: In the back. No, we're not.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Stop saying you would not even do your bitch like that.
- 45:24Speaker 1: So just stop. You're trolling. Cut it out. Look at
- 45:27Speaker 1: his face. You ain't never in first class. So, I'm
- 45:31Speaker 1: judging you now. Go ahead. So, the man.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Your man said, I got this money. Like y'all said,
- 45:43Speaker 2: that's LeBron James money. That's LeBron James money. That ain't
- 45:46Speaker 2: that girl money.
- 45:48Speaker 1: So, he not valid. If you in business. He put
- 45:52Speaker 1: you in business and he in first.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Bro, we was talking about the friend five minutes ago.
- 45:55Speaker 2: We weren't talking about me.
- 45:56Speaker 8: I know.
- 45:57Speaker 1: We talking about you now.
- 45:57Speaker 2: Me, me, me.
- 45:58Speaker 3: No.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Why would you say first class? No, we need to
- 46:00Speaker 1: be equal. Now, okay. I got a better question. Let's
- 46:05Speaker 1: do it.
- 46:06Speaker 2: If y'all sitting on a flight and you and your man,
- 46:09Speaker 2: y'all got seats next to each other, who's sitting in
- 46:12Speaker 2: the middle seat and who get the window?
- 46:14Speaker 1: I'll sit in the middle. I will too.
- 46:16Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. Now, I'll sit
- 46:18Speaker 2: in the middle. but i'm not sitting in no mother
- 46:22Speaker 2: two seats in first class oh i shot your ass
- 46:25Speaker 2: up you so childish i just feel like if i
- 46:28Speaker 2: get the you sit in.
- 46:29Speaker 1: The economy that's saving me money cause just think yeah he.
- 46:44Speaker 12: Paying for the whole trip when you go sit in
- 46:47Speaker 12: the economy whole trip is on him y'all don't have
- 46:49Speaker 12: to pay for shit all you have to do is
- 46:51Speaker 12: get on this flight and look cute and you getting
- 46:55Speaker 12: there like you said when you pull up.
- 46:56Speaker 2: It's the villa we live and we turn no we're
- 46:59Speaker 2: together on this flight so he has to pay for
- 47:01Speaker 2: the villa he has to pay for.
- 47:02Speaker 1: Two first class tickets my thing is all.
- 47:05Speaker 2: I you don't have to we could both be in
- 47:07Speaker 2: economy or we could both be in.
- 47:09Speaker 1: First class Like, I'm not... You not about to be
- 47:12Speaker 1: in first class and I'm in economy.
- 47:14Speaker 2: I already said you have a window seat, nigga. Because
- 47:17Speaker 2: what sense do that make? So, that's what you want.
- 47:20Speaker 1: You like that. No, I'm asking y'all. And I'm asking you.
- 47:24Speaker 1: I'm not going for that. No, not at all.
- 47:25Speaker 2: But I'm saying, so why is that... So, why should your... So,
- 47:29Speaker 2: why should your best friend.
- 47:30Speaker 1: We're not, though. So, why should your best friend... It
- 47:32Speaker 1: does not compare to.
- 47:34Speaker 2: you're a bitch are you gonna fucking suck this dick
- 47:38Speaker 2: with me no okay to the back of the bus
- 47:41Speaker 2: why are.
- 47:41Speaker 13: We just saying it's the same thing.
- 47:43Speaker 1: Like my mind is not that's.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Crazy we're not we not a thruffle it's not a
- 47:50Speaker 2: thruffle Miami that's fine hey you can too so you
- 47:55Speaker 2: would do economy with your nigga but you not he
- 47:58Speaker 2: in first class and you in economy absolutely the fuck
- 48:00Speaker 2: not so you would complain about not being in first
- 48:02Speaker 2: class if y'all going out the country y'all got a
- 48:05Speaker 2: 10 air flight and he booked two economy tickets no
- 48:08Speaker 2: that's cool we thought y'all about to be so uncomfortable
- 48:16Speaker 2: and ugly as fuck are y'all putting up anything if
- 48:22Speaker 2: it's a trip are y'all paying for the flights if
- 48:24Speaker 2: he planned for the whole trip i pay for flights
- 48:26Speaker 2: i pay for trips so yeah I pay for excursions.
- 48:30Speaker 1: I'm talking about excursions. You want me to tip the bar, boo?
- 48:35Speaker 1: I got you, babe. I got dinner. Sweetest day, you guys.
- 48:43Speaker 2: Sweetest day is in october it's coming national boyfriend day
- 48:46Speaker 2: passed too and this one i'm gonna tell you well
- 48:48Speaker 2: we don't have boyfriends so who gets if he lets
- 48:50Speaker 2: you post him for national boyfriend day don't buy that
- 48:53Speaker 2: nigga nothing for sweetie's day y'all hear me i i
- 48:55Speaker 2: ain't i ain't see you post shit no i'm just
- 48:57Speaker 2: playing what y'all want for sweetest day what should we
- 49:00Speaker 2: do y'all for sweetest day i think sweetest day is
- 49:03Speaker 2: like the kind of keep it.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Like it's supposed to be y'all valentine's day it's.
- 49:09Speaker 2: A real day for y'all Real bitches acknowledge Sweetest Day.
- 49:15Speaker 2: You gonna be Wanda or you gonna be, what's her name?
- 49:17Speaker 1: Dara.
- 49:18Speaker 13: Dara.
- 49:19Speaker 2: So listen i think i'm wanda i'm chilling in the
- 49:22Speaker 2: kitchen <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
- 49:32Speaker 15: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
- 49:37Speaker 2: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
- 49:52Speaker 1: I don't want no Louisville.
- 49:53Speaker 3: I don't want no fucking Louisville.
- 49:55Speaker 1: You could get that. How much that cost? $ 5, 000. With
- 49:59Speaker 1: the rim? Oh, you're not getting that, babe. For your birthday,
- 50:06Speaker 1: sweet day, Christmas.
- 50:08Speaker 5: Oh, God. Oh, God.
- 50:08Speaker 3: Hey, this is a made-up ass holiday. Come on.
- 50:20Speaker 1: That might be toxic.
- 50:23Speaker 8: Cool.
- 50:23Speaker 13: Sweetest day. No, sweetest day is like.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Sweetest day is like a 500. No, we're not even
- 50:27Speaker 1: talking about Valentine's Day. But sweetest day is like a
- 50:29Speaker 1: 500 to a thousand. Maybe 1,500.
- 50:30Speaker 3: Five to 1,500. So what's Valentine's Day?
- 50:32Speaker 1: 500 is the cap. Valentine's Day is the same thing?
- 50:33Speaker 3: Valentine's Day, yeah.
- 50:34Speaker 1: It's the same thing. No, Valentine's Day is a real holiday.
- 50:51Speaker 2: You've got to really put your best foot forward. What
- 50:53Speaker 2: do you want for Valentine's Day, Kiki? Let's get into
- 50:55Speaker 2: it now. I want a Raleigh. She already bought it herself.
- 51:00Speaker 1: I was going to ask for a pair of designer shoes.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Give me some red bottoms for the dinner. That's $ 1, 100, bitch. Yeah,
- 51:07Speaker 1: that's cool. Sweetest day, like I said. $ 500 to $ 1, 500.
- 51:09Speaker 1: What's the birthday budget?
- 51:11Speaker 13: It ain't no budget.
- 51:13Speaker 1: It's different.
- 51:19Speaker 2: Yeah, you could get that. On my mama, you might
- 51:23Speaker 2: can get that. You might can get that. You might
- 51:26Speaker 2: can get that.
- 51:27Speaker 1: She said not that white man holiday. I'm not going.
- 51:30Speaker 2: Sweetest day, no. And Christmas, we gotta keep it light
- 51:33Speaker 2: on Christmas for the kids. Hell no. I'ma show my
- 51:38Speaker 2: ass on Christmas too. I'ma show my ass on Christmas
- 51:40Speaker 2: and birthdays. Bitch, you don't got as many kids as me.
- 51:45Speaker 1: You can get your kids to get up. type shit
- 51:48Speaker 1: i'll pay for the christmas and oh okay cool well
- 51:50Speaker 1: that's what i'm saying you got a real man he's.
- 51:52Speaker 2: You know exactly that's what i'm saying you gotta go
- 51:55Speaker 2: hard on christmas and i gotta deal with a birthday
- 51:57Speaker 2: that's three days before christmas so that's a that's another factor.
- 52:01Speaker 13: That ain't nothing but.
- 52:03Speaker 15: An urban air experience oh god urban air not for
- 52:07Speaker 15: the party.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Not your kids yeah.
- 52:11Speaker 2: And that's the thing too that's important to mention like
- 52:14Speaker 2: when when niggas.
- 52:15Speaker 1: Is going you get to go bitch get them tires
- 52:20Speaker 1: bitch i'm gonna.
- 52:21Speaker 2: Give you them tires i'm rolling i'm rolling literally because
- 52:25Speaker 2: if i gotta.
- 52:25Speaker 13: Do all this shit on some real shit like pay
- 52:28Speaker 13: for your first because.
- 52:30Speaker 1: That's really he's stuck on that first class.
- 52:32Speaker 13: But pay for your first class flight oh my mom.
- 52:34Speaker 2: That's just expensive You only have to pay for it
- 52:38Speaker 2: if you're in first class as well.
- 52:40Speaker 1: We can thug it together. I'm not tripping. Why would
- 52:43Speaker 1: you want to sit somewhere where I'm not at?
- 52:46Speaker 13: Yeah, you small.
- 52:48Speaker 5: Oh, exactly.
- 52:49Speaker 2: So when I'm sitting in this middle seat and you
- 52:51Speaker 2: over there with the window, you got all this space.
- 52:55Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Okay. And he gonna be in 1E, 1A. I'm gonna be.
- 53:01Speaker 13: Sending you reels on TikTok what we about to do.
- 53:04Speaker 1: Oh, he's sending you reels. Oh, you're paying for the
- 53:06Speaker 1: Wi-Fi on a plane and everything? Yeah, I'm gonna need
- 53:07Speaker 1: that dub.
- 53:08Speaker 13: I'm gonna send you that dub.
- 53:09Speaker 1: Shit, that shit free on American Airlines. I know I'm
- 53:11Speaker 1: tricking you. But he's still not going. Fuck this.
- 53:14Speaker 2: So, what you getting your man for Sweetie's Day?
- 53:16Speaker 1: What am I getting him for Sweetie's Day? Does he
- 53:19Speaker 1: celebrate that? Because I know, is he a Southern man?
- 53:21Speaker 3: He better.
- 53:22Speaker 1: It originated in Chicago. I don't know what I'm getting
- 53:26Speaker 1: him yet. I haven't thought that fucking far. What's your budget?
- 53:32Speaker 13: A real one.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have a real boyfriend. We are so
- 53:36Speaker 1: happy for her! He's a super simple guy, though.
- 53:43Speaker 2: I don't know what to get him. I do shit
- 53:45Speaker 2: for him all the time, so I don't know. That's
- 53:48Speaker 2: a real bitch right there.
- 53:49Speaker 3: How long y'all been together?
- 53:52Speaker 9: This is the video that they call us in the
- 54:00Speaker 9: air force bitch um i don't know i don't know what.
- 54:05Speaker 2: I'm gonna do for uh sweetie day but like when
- 54:07Speaker 2: i the last boyfriend i had yeah the last boyfriend
- 54:12Speaker 2: i had i paid for massages i took him out
- 54:14Speaker 2: to eat and i got him some designer shit all
- 54:17Speaker 2: right real bitch Real bitch.
- 54:20Speaker 1: Y'all got Barbie fucked up.
- 54:22Speaker 2: Y'all be on the show acting like she dressed in
- 54:25Speaker 2: that in the third, bro.
- 54:27Speaker 1: She's a real bitch. Y'all got her fucked up. Y'all
- 54:31Speaker 1: got my bitch bent.
- 54:34Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 54:35Speaker 2: I'm going to figure it out. I always say it
- 54:37Speaker 2: depends on what your person like. You can have a
- 54:39Speaker 2: bitch that don't want no designer.
- 54:42Speaker 1: You can go and buy her fucking Chanel and all
- 54:44Speaker 1: she wanted was a robe and some house shoes. I
- 54:45Speaker 1: really just wanted a chicken coop, boo. A chicken coop is.
- 54:48Speaker 1: What is that? A chicken coop would be lovely. A
- 54:51Speaker 1: chicken coop? Yeah. I would love that. You want one too?
- 54:54Speaker 2: Yeah. Not me.
- 54:55Speaker 1: No, thank you. I do. You can Chanel me. Chanel.
- 54:57Speaker 1: I got gadgets. I'll take a CC. I got plenty
- 55:00Speaker 1: of designer boots. Give me a chicken coop. I'll wear
- 55:03Speaker 1: a Chanel.
- 55:04Speaker 2: Because what's the equivalent of a Chanel for a man?
- 55:06Speaker 2: Because that's 10 Gs.
- 55:08Speaker 11: Oh.
- 55:09Speaker 2: I don't even know. What costs that much for a man?
- 55:13Speaker 2: What's 10 Gs?
- 55:15Speaker 1: Because he said it's tires. It's five.
- 55:17Speaker 3: A Cuban?
- 55:18Speaker 2: No, they're way more than that. You can get like
- 55:25Speaker 2: a bracelet, a ring.
- 55:27Speaker 13: Oh, that's a good idea.
- 55:36Speaker 1: Pay up your nigga mortgage for a year, y'all. That's
- 55:38Speaker 1: some real shit. I can't wait to get rich, though,
- 55:40Speaker 1: because I really do want to trick on my nigga. Like,
- 55:42Speaker 1: I want to be like, here's a fleet of fucking semis,
- 55:44Speaker 1: or here's this, this, this, and that. I want to
- 55:46Speaker 1: trick like that. Me too. You know, I can't wait.
- 55:49Speaker 1: I love tricking.
- 55:49Speaker 2: I feel like men need to feel appreciated. I talk
- 55:52Speaker 2: a lot of shit about men, but I really do.
- 55:54Speaker 2: I love black men.
- 55:55Speaker 1: We know you do. Through and through. They get on
- 55:57Speaker 1: my motherfucking nerves, though. But, oh, my God.
- 55:59Speaker 2: Did y'all see that? They were talking about black men
- 56:00Speaker 2: are hard to love, and they was doing all this.
- 56:02Speaker 2: I never jump on that. I'm going to bash y'all
- 56:04Speaker 2: and talk shit about y'all, because y'all do get on
- 56:06Speaker 2: motherfucking nerves, and y'all do be on bullshit. But to
- 56:08Speaker 2: say that y'all are hard to love or undeserving of love, never.
- 56:12Speaker 1: First off, I'm raising a black man. I'm raising a
- 56:15Speaker 1: black man.
- 56:16Speaker 4: And.
- 56:16Speaker 2: Even if he ends up to be like his ain't
- 56:18Speaker 2: shit daddy, he still deserves love.
- 56:20Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
- 56:21Speaker 2: Not deserving of love, but they are hard to love.
- 56:24Speaker 2: You think they are hard to love?
- 56:25Speaker 1: They are.
- 56:26Speaker 2: And we're not even talking about all black men. You know,
- 56:29Speaker 2: we can't like put all men, women, black people, whatever.
- 56:33Speaker 2: We can't put them all in a box. However, there
- 56:36Speaker 2: are a lot of black men out here.
- 56:37Speaker 1: Who are hard to love. But also we are too.
- 56:39Speaker 1: And they know that.
- 56:40Speaker 2: And also it's not, that shit wasn't by accident. That
- 56:43Speaker 2: shit was by design. Like they did this shit on purpose.
- 56:46Speaker 2: Our men are the highest rate of incarcerated-ass people. Our men,
- 56:51Speaker 2: they sit here and they feed us like, oh, you
- 56:53Speaker 2: got to get you a nigga with some money. It's
- 56:57Speaker 2: not harder for any demographic of man to make money
- 57:03Speaker 2: than our black men.
- 57:05Speaker 1: And it's just like, that's all they preach to us.
- 57:06Speaker 1: That's all we see all day. Oh, a nigga with money,
- 57:08Speaker 1: a nigga with money. Like, our whole fucking....
- 57:13Speaker 2: Like they they took down our communities. When we was
- 57:16Speaker 2: building and we was up here, they tore that shit down.
- 57:19Speaker 2: So it's like it's harder for our black men.
- 57:21Speaker 1: It's harder for our black women.
- 57:22Speaker 2: We're honestly and also we feed into that shit heavily.
- 57:26Speaker 1: Like it's almost a bit of a gender war when
- 57:29Speaker 1: it comes to us.
- 57:30Speaker 2: So it's not even like black men are hard to
- 57:32Speaker 2: love because they was given the short end of the stick.
- 57:35Speaker 1: But we are too. But they did that shit on purpose.
- 57:38Speaker 1: They want to break up the.
- 57:39Speaker 2: Black family, and I feel like we should not fall
- 57:41Speaker 2: victim to that.
- 57:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to stay. I'm going to always be
- 57:44Speaker 1: with a black man.
- 57:45Speaker 2: I don't care how hard y'all are to love. I'm
- 57:46Speaker 2: going to figure it out, and I'm going to break
- 57:47Speaker 2: y'all down. And we all need therapy at the end
- 57:49Speaker 2: of the day. That's all that it is. But on
- 57:51Speaker 2: a lighter note, amazing sex for the rest of your life,
- 57:55Speaker 2: but every time you eat food, it's nasty, or amazing
- 57:58Speaker 2: food for the rest of your life, but every time
- 58:00Speaker 2: you have.
- 58:00Speaker 1: Sex, it's trash. Give me the.
- 58:06Speaker 8: Food.
- 58:06Speaker 1: You want nasty food or good food? I'm saying, give
- 58:09Speaker 1: me good food.
- 58:10Speaker 2: So you're going to have trash sex?
- 58:14Speaker 1: I will take good food over trash sex.
- 58:16Speaker 2: I will take the amazing sex for a thousand, Bob.
- 58:20Speaker 1: I'm right behind you, Billy. You eat every day. You
- 58:24Speaker 1: eat three meals a day. If I got a nigga, bitch,
- 58:27Speaker 1: I'll get bust down four times a day. I don't
- 58:30Speaker 1: even want to fuck that much. This the thing. I do.
- 58:34Speaker 1: I do. Anyways, this the thing, y'all. Y'all don't even understand.
- 58:40Speaker 1: We're supposed to eat to live. Eat to live.
- 58:41Speaker 2: You're either eating to live or you're eating to die. Bitch,
- 58:44Speaker 2: we don't got to have a fire ass meal every
- 58:47Speaker 2: time we eat. That's why our community is so fucking obese. Bitch,
- 58:51Speaker 2: you're fat as fuck. Bitch, go hop on a fucking
- 58:54Speaker 2: treadmill and quit worrying about this fucking ribeye and these
- 58:56Speaker 2: motherfucking scalloped potatoes, hoe.
- 58:59Speaker 1: Like, bro, I'll take the good dick. I don't know.
- 59:02Speaker 1: I'm a i'm a.
- 59:03Speaker 2: Pleaser so i'm gonna help you get there i've had
- 59:06Speaker 2: trash dick plenty of times so give me a good
- 59:09Speaker 2: ass food like i'm sorry i see what the people
- 59:11Speaker 2: make like value food over everything else so girl you
- 59:17Speaker 2: said that you would take you would take yes i
- 59:19Speaker 2: would i would take good dick over food and i
- 59:23Speaker 2: would take money over dick so.
- 59:26Speaker 1: That's my hierarchy of needs that's valid i'm gonna go
- 59:30Speaker 1: with the good dick every time i feel like hoes
- 59:36Speaker 1: i'm sorry what bad food is now It's just not fire.
- 59:42Speaker 1: It's just not fire, y'all. It said trash food or
- 59:44Speaker 1: trash dick. I'd rather find out what the trash food
- 59:46Speaker 1: is over the trash dick.
- 59:48Speaker 2: And when I don't have my condiments, when I don't
- 59:51Speaker 2: have my motherfucking good food and the shit, like, it
- 59:54Speaker 2: pisses me the fuck off. Why can't I drop in
- 59:56Speaker 2: my motherfucking horse ride food?
- 59:59Speaker 1: Bitch, I'm ready to air this bitch out. Like, no.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: Give me the good food.
- 1:00:04Speaker 13: You're talking about all that eating to live, all that bullshit.
- 1:00:07Speaker 13: You gotta eat still, whatever it is.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: Every day. Multiple times a day.
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: You can go without sex. You've been celibate before for
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: how long?
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: Like, come on.
- 1:00:19Speaker 13: I don't know. Who?
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: She need to make up for lost time. I don't know, man.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: How you feel? Trash food or trash coochie?
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: Trash food.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: Trash food. I mean, sex is so... Now, this is
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: a man who's got his priorities in order.
- 1:00:39Speaker 13: This nigga eats food for five.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: Days a day. That's what I'm saying, though. That's what
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: he feel. He valid. You know what? It ain't that deep,
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: but I do want the dick to be deep, y'all.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I mean, good sex is just.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: DJ said it before He don't get fucked by no
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: fool He need that.
- 1:00:55Speaker 14: Coochie DJ eating to live He said that shit so
- 1:00:59Speaker 14: quick I'm sorry y'all Nothing like some good ass sex
- 1:01:04Speaker 14: It nourishes your body You feel that shit on a
- 1:01:10Speaker 14: spiritual level I agree with that Your.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: Whole body is just like humming As long as I
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: can eat and I'm not hungry I'll be fine I'm
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: not starving. Yeah. Maybe I can eat while I'm having
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: sex and it all just feel good.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: And people who go to the gym who like trying to,
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: you know, they just, they eat.
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: The same shit every day. Cause y'all not telling me
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: that sweet potatoes and ground beef is good. Give me
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: that dick. And cottage cheese, bro, and kale.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: Give me the kale, the sweet potatoes, the cottage cheese,
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: no hot sauce, no ranch, no barbecue sauce, bitch, no honey,
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: no creamer in your coffee, bitch.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Eat all that shit plain Jane.
- 1:01:51Speaker 13: What they didn't tell y'all is that good dick, good
- 1:01:55Speaker 13: Gucci gonna leave. Good food ain't gonna leave.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: That wasn't part of the deal. That wasn't part of
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: the deal.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Oh, God.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: You got to be realistic. Well, we live to fight
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: another day.
- 1:02:08Speaker 13: It's always a better dick.
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: I'm going to say, babe, just come on in.
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: Coming up drizzle a little drizzle it might be.
- 1:02:26Speaker 10: Cause his food ain't trash so he might got a
- 1:02:29Speaker 10: little hot sauce in his shit bitch I hope not
- 1:02:34Speaker 10: that pH gonna be through.
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: Oh god oh my goodness y'all are so freaking.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Funny y'all like no go back up.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: Up up up up up All right, I did want
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: to ask y'all, before we wrap it up, can you
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: play this clip right up under where.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: It say twang versus stank? I'm glad to be in
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: here today. It's a difference, y'all.
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: It's a difference.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: What in the world? Play the clip, please. Roll the clip.
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: He don't see this shit.
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: He swear he don't watch the podcast, but I don't
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: believe shit a nigga say.
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: It has to be the same.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Yeah, Lil Jon say. Did you just smile or something?
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: Ah!
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: So she's smelling her twat on the podcast and that
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: thang thang. And so what I need y'all to do
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: is bend y'all legs back and smell that.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: But what is the difference between a twang and stank?
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: What's the difference?
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: Tell me.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: You talk to the people. Mic him up.
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: Mic him up.
- 1:03:34Speaker 13: The twang is when she at work on the lunch break.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Oh, God.
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: She been hot. She been sweating a little bit. It is.
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: Doing a video at the gym everybody don't stink when
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: they work.
- 1:03:56Speaker 13: Out i'm just saying natural i'm not even saying she's
- 1:03:58Speaker 13: thinking yeah i'm telling you what what really is taking through.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: There but some men want it fresh up out the
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: gym they want that sweaty musky.
- 1:04:05Speaker 13: That's a nasty trifle he's just freaking geeky you come
- 1:04:09Speaker 13: and crack your girl on a lunch break and go
- 1:04:10Speaker 13: about your life.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: Men do act like they be some men do be
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: acting like they like a little smell to it though is.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: That not weird as hell it is i'm not gonna
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: call it weird i'm just saying you're just.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Pheromones is that pheromones no pheromones that's a different thing
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: i also saw like a reel where it was like
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: a guy was like after you link with that baddie
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: and he just was like smelling his upper lip all
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: day like he was enjoying smelling her on his lips
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: i'll be trying to put y'all so much in my
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: business i'm not saying so okay the girl on the
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: show she said after that she's found out that her
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: coochie was her funky or muscular she she told me
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: that she needs to clean it with a toothbrush oh
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: what i heard it What? So I want to know,
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: what is y'all badge care routine?
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: That sounds very painful. What are y'all doing? How do
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: y'all take care of y'all coochie? For the girls in
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: the back. What are y'all doing? I mean, I just
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: got that feminine wash. That's really all you need. What
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: kind of feminine wash do you use? I switch it up.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: Pretty kitty bitch. I use that.
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: And then there was one called Miss Her or something.
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: Right now I'm using a really commercial brand. It's from Target.
- 1:05:25Speaker 9: Okay.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: I just feel like when y'all shit water, you don't
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: really do all that. No, please don't.
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: No, it's not.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: Honey Pot, Summer's Eve. I was using it.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: My last one was Honey Pot. This one is, I
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: cannot think of the brand, but it's cool.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: I'm liking it.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: So my vaginal care, I'm real big on tea tree oil.
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: I feel like just get you a little water and
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: a few drops of tea tree oil and rub.
- 1:05:51Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: I use tea tree oil as well. Rub that thing down.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I will say that. Get in front of your sink
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: and splatter it up there like this. In front of
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: the sink? No. Just your shower. She wants to do.
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: More of this.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: On the sink like this.
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: Not just sink your faucet your faucet in your tub
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: or if you got a detachable shower head just give
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: you a little water hit it with a little bit
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: of um a little tea tree that's all you need
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: i do use it's a purple bottle of.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: I can't think of what that's called can you look
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: it up it's a purple bottle of.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: No no no motherfucker bad just see it's like love
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: wellness or something like that but I use that and
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: I'm still call me old school but if something old
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: I'm gonna take an apple cider vinegar bath so fucking
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: quick listen let me feel a twitch a twang or
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: anything in that thing I will right there it's called
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: love wellness love wellness what the fuck is that You
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: know what? If y'all shit too off the radar, bitch,
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: go ahead and get you some good old flageol.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: What is that?
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: You don't gonna make an appointment at home.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: What is that, Dr. Stern? Can you lift it up, Mel?
- 1:06:57Speaker 13: It's like wash.
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: Wash.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: Give me the real thing.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: The fuck? Dr.
- 1:07:01Speaker 10: Stern?
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: Dr. Stern. I've never heard that. Dr.
- 1:07:03Speaker 6: Sebi?
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: Stern.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: S-T-R-N, maybe? S-T-R- He said Dr. Stern wash. Look at
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: this other man. I don't want him washing my coochie.
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: S-T-U-R-E.
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: He white.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: S-T-U-R-E.
- 1:07:20Speaker 13: No, it's Barbara Stern.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: You ever heard of Barbara Stern before?
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: No.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Barbara Stern. You know about Barbara Stern. I don't know
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: anything about her. Okay.
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: I'll have to track it up. Where they sell it? Yikes.
- 1:07:33Speaker 13: Oh my gosh.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: Won't be using that, thank you. That bring them a
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: fucking bag. That's more than a prescription. Yeah.
- 1:07:40Speaker 13: Y'all got like old coochie.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: All right. I'm glad y'all can't hear me. Hopefully y'all
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: can't hear me. He got them old balls.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: But yeah, I just feel like if you're going to
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: use a mouth soap and make sure you're not putting
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: it inside of your coochie hole, stay away from dirty niggas.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: How do you even know about this? You be in
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: the shower like, what's this?
- 1:08:01Speaker 13: I had a little clean joint back in the day.
- 1:08:03Speaker 13: She was really good.
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time I remember that bitch.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: Just imagine how much you have to wash your coochie
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: and you can save $ 5 a wash.
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to... I was like, let
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: me not put my business... But he was just like,
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: literally that... I was like, so you.
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: yeah don't give us no cliffhanger now that's her that's
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: her pet peeve but here she goes it's my pet
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: peeve i know but he that's like a seven daily
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: sin of of like podcast okay but i just felt
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: like he was just saying like it doesn't have it
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: doesn't have a smell and i just feel like that's
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: a lie like.
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: All coochie has a smell no not all of them.
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: And so i'm like literally like and i know he
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: was like it just doesn't he was like i don't
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: know i've never messed with nobody that just does not
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: have a smell he's like not saying that i mess
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: with stinky people he's like but literally like I could
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: go and not brush my teeth after eating you out.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: And it just doesn't. And I'm just like, oh, that's.
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: I'm like it ain't on your lip he's like no
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: you literally just smell like water and I'm just like
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: that's crazy I feel like I could smell my coochie
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: like not saying it didn't stink but I know my
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: coochie smell you're not telling me it smells like water
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: I know what water smells like and I know what
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: coochie smells like.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: I could tell I could tell The good bastard. He
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: did buy me some new soft towels. We went to Walmart.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: We got new rags and towels.
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: No we went to walmart and he was telling me
- 1:09:39Speaker 4: that i like thin the thin white rags and he.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: Wanted the soft ones yeah i'm like i don't.
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: Want that thick ass rags no because it gives you
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: a little bit of exfoliation them little thin ones i
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: can't get that thick one up my.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: Ass that thick one I don't want that.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: I have just some regular towels, baby. He got me
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: new towels, new breath. Real quick, speaking of funk, y'all. So,
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: if your homegirl breath stink, y'all in the club, y'all
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: in the section, you get a whiff of her shit,
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: are you going.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: To tell her? Absolutely. I'm going to throw you a... Absolutely.
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: She's throwing that thing around, and it's a little musky,
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: and it's a scent.
- 1:10:15Speaker 11: You going to tell her?
- 1:10:17Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:10:18Speaker 6: How?
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: We're... I'm going to be like. That's how you're going
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: to do her.
- 1:10:22Speaker 13: He is trolling.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: He is trolling the fuck out of you today. Bro,
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: he got me fucked up.
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: One time I told, first of all, if my bitch
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: is throwing that coochie and it.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: Stink, I'm going to be like, hey, bitch. I ain't nothing.
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: I'm going to be like, stop, stop, stop. I'm going
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: to offer you a tampon to plug that.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: Motherfucker real quick, for real, too. You got tricks on me.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: Bitch, we're going to have to stop the green smoke,
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: for real.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: I've been traumatized. We know. Y'all, and I ain't been
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: the same.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: She remember she told, yeah, I ain't smell it, though.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: This girl came and danced on me, and baby, she
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: was in my face, and I was like, Oh, hell no.
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: I ain't never really done that. I never had that
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: happen to me. And it was like, I felt like
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: when the smell had came, she stopped.
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: So I'm like, something must have leaked out or something.
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: So did she fart or did she? No, baby, that
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: was a, that was a, she wasn't using that serum, baby.
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: She wasn't, I don't know what she was using. And
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: she might've been using some Dove or something or I
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: don't know what she was using, but it wasn't right.
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Bro, one time I told my friend her breath was stinking.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: and we was headed in a club, and she was like, darn,
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: so damn, so what does it smell like?
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: I'm like, it's just like, it's just like a little
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: tart smell, you know? Like, and I'm like, need to
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: get some gum do you got some gum no i
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: actually don't have any gum but you need to get
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: some gum immediately when i say this bitch went the
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: whole night with no gum i'm talking about she partied
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: hard i'm like we after the club we wrapping up
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: debriefing the night i'm like bitch i can't believe you've
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: been in that club all night with no you know
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: you gotta be like No for real I'm like bitch
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: you been in niggas face Without no fucking doubt She
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: said oh well He doesn't care.
- 1:12:14Speaker 6: Ew Ew That's wild I ain't trying to have no
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: funky ass breath baby Listen I keep mouthwash I keep
- 1:12:23Speaker 6: the disposable toothbrushes I got some.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: I definitely got mouthwash in my purse I might.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: Have some I got a convenience store in my purse
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: And his breast up.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: I told a dude his breath stunk before and he
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: was like, I just brushed my teeth.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: We'll brush them again. One time this nigga was.
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: Like, yeah. And so this girl was like, this girl
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: asked me for some money and I was like, nah,
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: I ain't really got it right now. She was like, nigga,
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: fuck you anyways. And that's why y'all breath be fucking stinking.
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: And he was like, So, do my breath be stinking?
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: And I said, yes, sometimes.
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: Because getting the courage to tell somebody that they stink,
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: it does take a lot.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: This nigga had the fucking.
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: It don't take too much.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: That doctor, whatever the fuck, and he started swishing. He
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: was like... Just started swishing immediately. He said, oh, hell no.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: I got to get this shit. I got to get
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: this shit together. Y'all have to floss. You have to floss.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: You got to floss. And brush that motherfucking tongue.
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: Or use a tongue scraper, but honestly, if you don't
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: have a tongue scraper, you can use.
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: Them floss sticks. You know, they got that lineup.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: If you don't got a tongue scraper, run that motherfucking
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: floss stick across your tongue. a few times and I
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: used to with my ex I used to take a
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: look at the back of his throat and make sure
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: he didn't have no calcium deposits in the back of
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: his tonsils because that will have your fucking breath stinking
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: and if you got a real bitch she will she
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: will fucking get that shit out for you don't nobody
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: want you going outside walking around with that wait you
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: can get his calcium stones out tonsil stones hell yeah
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: you can do it anybody can do it what do
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: you fucking mean how do you do that oh you
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: put your head back you be like hey do i
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: got some tonsil stones you go like and then you
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: look and see in his tonsils if he got some
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: calcium deposits pop that motherfucker out you stick your finger
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: in his throat an object bitch please i'm going to
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: the dentist get your filthy hands off of me.
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: A dentist ain't gonna get that motherfuckers out for you
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: they not and it.
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: Comes off i'm so crazy i need to look into
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: this Yeah, because I can't just let somebody just stick
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: their hands in my throat.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: You can... Never mind.
- 1:14:35Speaker 13: But she ain't lying, though.
- 1:14:36Speaker 3: That's for real.
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: Never heard of this before.
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: You can tell Tonsil Storm Breath for sure. And my
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: thing is, if you got a bitch at home or
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: if you got a bitch that really fuck with you
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: and she letting you walk around, she don't fuck with you.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Because she could have got them bitches out. I have
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: never heard of this. I'm going to look this up.
- 1:14:54Speaker 11: But, chat, make sure y'all get y'all calcium stones off.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: I'm so fucking confused.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: Calcium stones, calcium lollets. Yeah, we gonna call it a night.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: I'm about to go see if I got some calcium
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: stones in the back of my motherfucking throat. I don't know,
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: because I want you to grab it. On Wednesdays, we
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: wear pink. We love you guys. You can't sit with us,
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: but you can watch us. We see you next spooky season.