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What's the most creative way you've snuck something into a stadium? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang and the club on nine
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  Speaker 1: four seven.
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  Speaker 2: When you go to the stadium and you know, they
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  Speaker 2: search you and they search you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, there we go.
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  Speaker 2: They don't want you to bring your own snacks, and
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  Speaker 2: they don't want you to bring in your own drinks,
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  Speaker 2: and you know they don't bring you on your your
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  Speaker 2: own notches on all of that weapons, you know, don't
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  Speaker 2: you know, things like that. But let's let's let let's
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  Speaker 2: stick to snacks, Frank, Let's stick to snacks.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually the reason they search. I have, I have.
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  Speaker 2: I was part of a conversation of people who figured
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  Speaker 2: out how to sneak things into stadiums.
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  Speaker 1: This surprised me because these are law abiding citizens. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you know, they read the t's and cees.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently they don't check prams.
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  Speaker 1: They don't check prams. Prams like if you're pushing in your.
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  Speaker 2: Child, pushing your child a pram, you're allowed of pram
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  Speaker 2: in a stadium, but they don't search the pram.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you doing? So under little baby, you're
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  Speaker 1: packing your false compartments.
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  Speaker 2: The prim usually has a basket underneath where the bumb
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  Speaker 2: would be right right, there's a little basket there if
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  Speaker 2: you put your your your, your doritios in there, no
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  Speaker 2: one's checking.
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  Speaker 1: I must admit that I've snuck some snacks into events.
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  Speaker 2: Oh look at you climbing down that high horse. You
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  Speaker 2: were on just five siccles.
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  Speaker 1: It was a long time ago. It was a long
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  Speaker 1: time ago, but I have My mom used to do this.
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  Speaker 2: How did she do it?
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  Speaker 1: So we used to go watch cricket at super Spot Park, Yes, right,
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  Speaker 1: And then when I was still small, small, and then
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  Speaker 1: she would sneak in sandwiches. We used to roll it
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  Speaker 1: up in your jerseys and then you put that jersey
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  Speaker 1: in the bag, and then when they're searching the bag,
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  Speaker 1: it's the underneath the jersey. That's one way. I tried
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  Speaker 1: to stink in cool drink once, but they stopped me.
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  Speaker 1: Danny Elm, Dunny Elmer.
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  Speaker 2: Cindy, didn't you say your mom is your guys? Stuff
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  Speaker 2: in blankets?
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  Speaker 3: When we were into the twenty ten People World Cup,
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  Speaker 3: Its cold guys. And then we took our own blankets,
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  Speaker 3: and then I thought it was blankets. Me walking and
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  Speaker 3: helping my mother carry the bags get inside. Just pass
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  Speaker 3: me the blanket, but pass it carefully, Oh why carefully?
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  Speaker 4: And wraps a buffet of food.
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  Speaker 1: Really, my mom, really.
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  Speaker 4: I promise you. I was like, I'm grateful for this, lady,
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  Speaker 4: I would be too.
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  Speaker 1: A cheeseboard and.
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  Speaker 2: Salami and blue cheese, nuts and grapes. I tell you
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  Speaker 2: some fig jam and crackers at a game.
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  Speaker 1: That beats a cheese and tomatoes sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely? Oh one one eighty eight thirty eight nine four seven.
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  Speaker 2: What have you managed to sneak into a stadium? And how?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 2: How did you do it? No, if you do this,
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  Speaker 2: you do this, they don't check this, they don't check
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  Speaker 2: that. That's what we're looking for.
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  Speaker 6: I've never been to a single football game. Are you
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  Speaker 6: ever ever?
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  Speaker 1: In mylias? Rugby? No?
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  Speaker 4: No, timber killer never, Oh no, that takes all day.
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  Speaker 3: Do not missing out the joy of life alive? Rugby
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  Speaker 3: match is like heaven.
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  Speaker 1: No sports event ever.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 6: But I did have a stew at a cinema once.
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  Speaker 4: How did you get the stew into the cinema?
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  Speaker 1: And check your bag? Who you were?
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  Speaker 2: Whose party?
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't Bloomfontein And there are only three of us
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  Speaker 6: in the cinema.
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  Speaker 2: So when you're having a strew of a cinema, you
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  Speaker 2: obviously carried a table.
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  Speaker 1: Spool as well.
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  Speaker 6: Well, don't put a place that sells such food in
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  Speaker 6: the same.
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  Speaker 1: Malls the cinema. What do you expect?
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  Speaker 2: So there you are on your lap with some rice
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  Speaker 2: and some.
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  Speaker 6: Rice shoe and those chuck a laka goes down great
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  Speaker 6: to the slash by the.
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  Speaker 1: Way, while you watching what are you watching?
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  Speaker 6: This was in What Do We Watch? I can't remember
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  Speaker 6: the movie. But we're in varsity.
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  Speaker 2: So you've never been to a cricket game, you never
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  Speaker 2: been to a soccer game, You're never went to a
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  Speaker 2: rugby game.
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  Speaker 6: No, nothing, no, like a sort of school events.
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  Speaker 2: So then I would say the closest you've gone to
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  Speaker 2: an event like that is like my parties, because also
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  Speaker 2: in the.
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  Speaker 6: Stadium and you don't have to sneak anything in there.
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  Speaker 6: All provisions have been made. I dance with the donut
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  Speaker 6: at her party. I still have the video.
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  Speaker 2: Oh one one eight thirty eight nine four seven zero
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  Speaker 2: eight four double zero double zero nine four seven, Show
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  Speaker 2: us the tricks, show us your ways.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes this has to happen, right, budgets tight. You
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  Speaker 1: spend your money buying the tickets to watch whatever game
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna watch or whatever event you're attending. And you're going,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna just a few snacks.
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  Speaker 2: The blonde bombshell next to me is forgetting that. Yesterday
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  Speaker 2: she said, they used to inject vodka and watermelon.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, but the kids are listening, and I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to get my own kids out of here.
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  Speaker 4: You just marinate it for a week.
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  Speaker 6: I used to sneak in alcohol in the stadium, puts
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  Speaker 6: almost like six cans and my pants, so.
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  Speaker 7: Smack lots of things about my entire life to many
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  Speaker 7: many places. Yes, definitely, the jersey, the blanket, an oversize
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  Speaker 7: jacket with lots of pockets.
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  Speaker 8: So for me, I've put the snakes in the stroller,
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  Speaker 8: but in the best not where my baby's lying, so
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  Speaker 8: you know how the baby's lying, and the baby has
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  Speaker 8: the blanket just within those blankets. Then I put like
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  Speaker 8: the Doritos, I'd put my kid kits in there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the guy who's sneaking in six cans of beer
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  Speaker 2: in your pants, do you then tie your pants at
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  Speaker 2: the bottom, because wouldn't you wouldn't the cans slip out?
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  Speaker 9: Are you?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you wearing cargo pants, so you've got lots of
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  Speaker 1: pockets everywhere that would be visible though they're not pat
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  Speaker 1: you down. I think they do you well, I mean
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  Speaker 1: not really do they really really pat you down?
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  Speaker 4: I think they pat men down because of wallows?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: None below you Incentiian, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 10: Are you an Olympic class?
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  Speaker 4: We are fantastic.
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  Speaker 11: How are you good?
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  Speaker 10: Uh? Way back in twenty thirteen, I snack also six
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  Speaker 10: couple of beers to a Rihanna concert. Reason they didn't
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  Speaker 10: search mess because I was pregnant. They were right in
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  Speaker 10: my bag.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so and those beers belong to your husband?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so okay, so they didn't search you. But now
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  Speaker 1: you said they were in your bag? Did they not
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  Speaker 1: check your bag?
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  Speaker 10: They didn't check my bag. The lady just said you're pregnant.
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  Speaker 5: Nah, oh good.
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  Speaker 2: If you're pregnant, there's no ways you'd be sneaking booze.
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  Speaker 2: But they don't know that you are aiding and abetting
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  Speaker 2: the criminal.
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  Speaker 1: You're not the action.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and so how old this casts a light?
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  Speaker 10: Now she's gonna be in November?
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  Speaker 2: All right, tell them we say hello, you just don't below.
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  Speaker 2: We're coming to Gabby. Good morning. Gabby is wanting to
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  Speaker 2: how are you? We're great, Gabby, how are you very well?
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  Speaker 12: Thank you my first time on Lady.
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  Speaker 2: Bum Gabby. What was the event and what was the crime?
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  Speaker 2: What was the contraband?
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  Speaker 12: So the invent was actually a three that is tastable
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  Speaker 12: at a stadium. And my daughter was about eight months
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  Speaker 12: at the time. So we bought seven fifty more water
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  Speaker 12: bottles into it, brought vodka into it, put it in
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  Speaker 12: the back boxes.
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  Speaker 10: Of a crime and in a bag.
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  Speaker 12: And when they asked, we said, it's not it's just
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  Speaker 12: previously boiled water for milk bottles.
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  Speaker 1: Did you put it in her bottle?
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  Speaker 12: And we basically drank we only we only drank it
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  Speaker 12: in the evenings when the shows were on. So all
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  Speaker 12: you did was you bought one drink for the cup
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  Speaker 12: and then you just pretended to check on the baby.
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  Speaker 12: Bought a bit of vaka in and your mixa shot.
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  Speaker 4: And where do you get the ice?
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  Speaker 12: We bought the ice. You can't buy.
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  Speaker 1: Ice, So you're going up to the bar going I'll
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  Speaker 1: just have some ice, thank you. It was looking and a.
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  Speaker 2: Cold drink, yes.
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  Speaker 12: Much less expense the mind the alcohol.
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  Speaker 2: This is well thought out, weld thought. Are you guys
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  Speaker 2: not stressed that like people say, no, you just take
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  Speaker 2: a vampery bartle and you put vodka in? Are you
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  Speaker 2: not face that they're going to open it and then
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  Speaker 2: realize it's what because they say and they say drink it?
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  Speaker 12: No, And I have to tell you we had this
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  Speaker 12: smaller a few towns when you actually had to make
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  Speaker 12: the actual baby.
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  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: This that's why these days I don't allow you to
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  Speaker 1: bring in water bottles often.
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  Speaker 2: Because people to make it like vodka or gin. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: years ago, my cousin and I decided to sneak gin in, right,
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  Speaker 2: you put it in a liquy food juicing? Did the
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  Speaker 2: security guard not saying my sister down that thing? She
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  Speaker 2: down did.
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  Speaker 1: Because obviously that's what happens to stop you. You're not
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  Speaker 1: allowed to bring it in. And then but now the
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  Speaker 1: security god is actually concerned for you. He goes, actually,
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  Speaker 1: just drink it now, just drink all of it now,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't waste it. I want you to waste
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  Speaker 1: your liqu free.
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  Speaker 2: That must have been a hazy concert. Guys, downing gin
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  Speaker 2: gener will burn through your soul. Bro, you'll see the
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  Speaker 2: ans dos. We'll talk to you and only you.
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  Speaker 9: The kids and I went to Disney on Ice and
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  Speaker 9: all the snacks, and I put it in a black
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  Speaker 9: throwstring bag, put it at the bottom of the of
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  Speaker 9: the backpack, and on top, I put a water.
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  Speaker 1: Bottle in the way I'll sneak in.
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  Speaker 6: My pants are way a longer gym tides in so
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  Speaker 6: that gym sides will hold everything in.
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  Speaker 1: Then a bigger pens.
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  Speaker 2: There's there's a lot of trouble to getting six beers
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  Speaker 2: into a concert day. Now you're out there wearing two pans.
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  Speaker 1: Look not right because it's against the rules. And I'll
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  Speaker 1: keep saying that. But I can understand if you're a
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  Speaker 1: family of six going to Disney on ice, that's expensive.
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  Speaker 1: If you've got to buy everyone snacks, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: But it is also a lot of trouble. And what
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  Speaker 2: happens when you do get passed? Do you get kicked
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  Speaker 2: out of the just take your snacks?
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  Speaker 1: No you they're going to send you back to the
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  Speaker 1: car to go put the snacks in the carm shut
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  Speaker 1: because if.
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  Speaker 2: They conflcated, confiscate your snacks. I'd like to apply to.
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  Speaker 1: Be the person who's collecting it. On the side, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Just find means in the corner in a coma, in
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  Speaker 2: a big confites coma so big, so very big avalon.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Hive.
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  Speaker 5: How you going.
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  Speaker 2: We're fantastic?
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  Speaker 1: How are you Avalon?
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  Speaker 5: All right, Frank talk to a lady. I've already been
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  Speaker 5: to a music concept where I use fantic gripe and
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  Speaker 5: then I take some of it out and then I'll
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  Speaker 5: fold the wrist the Jagermeister.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the colors are pretty much the same, aren't they.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And then also then I've got orange juices where you
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  Speaker 9: lift the price tag and then you inject kine or
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  Speaker 9: voke into the orange juice and then you receal it.
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  Speaker 9: So if I open your bag, it looks like you've
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  Speaker 9: got orange juice and fan to grape.
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  Speaker 11: And I've been on the boat where.
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  Speaker 9: I've put the sashas you actually put it in your
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  Speaker 9: denim back pockets and then you roll it up.
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  Speaker 11: So you sneak all your sashis onto.
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  Speaker 1: The boat at the sounds like it's like a boat
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  Speaker 1: boat going onto the ocean.
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  Speaker 5: And then you can also take the inside out of
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  Speaker 5: a five.
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  Speaker 11: Lit to orange juice and replace that with a wine.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you guy, and I all think you such a healthy.
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  Speaker 11: Lady doing all this orange new ceremony.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, so shop because those fruit trees come in
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  Speaker 2: to pop sucks. You just remove that one that's.
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  Speaker 5: Already from the bottom, and then you.
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  Speaker 2: Put on my wood and it's usually close with tape.
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  Speaker 2: In any case, you can just recede it.
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  Speaker 5: That's a genius, and then you can tip it with
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  Speaker 5: the little crying key shirts sirt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Woodstock taught you a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Ever Loon, thank you for.
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  Speaker 2: You know this is all the wisdom coming through from
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  Speaker 2: Woodstock voice notes. I know that you guys are doing.
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  Speaker 8: You guys want to know where you guys are going
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  Speaker 8: to find the stuff on us when it comes to
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  Speaker 8: joke day.
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  Speaker 11: I see you guys.
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  Speaker 7: You went to all the chicks so you can be
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  Speaker 7: in the lookout for you big day and I lended
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  Speaker 7: love exactly.
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  Speaker 1: We've been making notes.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly why we did this. We'll see you on the
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  Speaker 2: now our security knows exactly what you guys are doing,
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  Speaker 2: especially you who are thinking that you're going to use
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  Speaker 2: that fruit tree five liter pos.
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  Speaker 1: We can stop you go check the tas and sees
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  Speaker 1: there please say they no five liter juices. But by
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  Speaker 1: the way, we're also making notes of what you guys
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  Speaker 1: would like to sneak into them, so we have everything
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  Speaker 1: there for you so.
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  Speaker 2: That you can just buy it. By the way, Mikassa
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  Speaker 2: It is going to be a day to end all days,
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  Speaker 2: the biggest party of the year. Fifth of September. The
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  Speaker 2: tickets for Joe Boog Day at the Crocodile Creek Polo
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  Speaker 2: Club go to Primedia plus dot com.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you there.
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  Speaker 8: Start to making your morning and the club
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  Speaker 1: Four seven