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What would you steal from TJ Maxx? 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: You stole Fiddy Lifting Drink.
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  SPEAKER_01: You stole it.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Stole it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You stole it! As a G-Devil stole it!
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  SPEAKER_00: That mean, scary man with the window stole it.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: Stole it from Stop, Fee! Come back, faith! You're gonna either love this story or well no, you're probably gonna be looking at it going, man.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: I wish I would have known this guy to get some of his stash.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: We go to Fort Myers, Florida, where a man recently was arrested after stealing$782 worth of merchandise from a TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh surveillance video showed the man cramming a pair of shoes down the front of his pants and then loaded a cart with luggage.
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  SPEAKER_01: A backpack, bags, clothing.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Luggage! Yeah.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the smart way to do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You put it in the luggage and you roll out.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you notice when you go to TJ Maxx and you buy luggage?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because that's that is where I buy my luggage, they always open it up.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, you gotta because they're slick to that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And even a pair of Michael Korr sandals.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now the shoplifter waited until the manager uh was moving out of the way of the entrance and then left without paying investigators.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, they ID'd the guy and got what I needed here, thank you very much.
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  SPEAKER_01: They got what he got.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: Let me ask you, I'm very torn on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to ask two questions, but you know, we've been trained you you gotta leave it at one.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'll I'll ask you the two questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: You tell me what you want to ask the audience.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what you would want to steal from a TJ Maxx?
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, from a TJ Maxx?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, think about that for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because you love as a breasted human being.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you catch that as a breasted human being?
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  SPEAKER_01: As a breasted human being.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, right in the middle of the Bills game.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: I had to drive over to the birthday party with the kids.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm listening.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nice timing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm listening to the I'm listening to the Bills game.
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  SPEAKER_01: On the Matt Rocks, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're at our sister station.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sounded great.
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  SPEAKER_01: And so I'm driving and I I passed the TJ Maxx parking lot.
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  SPEAKER_01: Elliot was wall to wall.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know there were.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's where everyone was.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was not one penis in that room in that building.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: It was all the fine-breasted ladies.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and if there was, then he was probably sitting.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: He wishes he didn't have that.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was like kind of like next to the Halloween decorations where they've got a couple little chairs.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I now know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm like, wow, TJ Maxx has brought in all the people that, uh all the g all the gals that aren't really into the game today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh so could you name something you'd want to steal from TJ Maxx?
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  SPEAKER_02: I can name two things.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: The first one is my perfume.
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  SPEAKER_02: I get so lucky and can usually find my perfume at TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_02: Really?
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  SPEAKER_02: Which is awesome.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I know I love going in these places, but I it's always changing inventory.
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  SPEAKER_02: So can I can I steal two things?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: Can I steal?
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: I guess.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: You have the direct phone number to an attorney, so you do what you want.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: Can I steal the uh I'm gonna steal like a coach purse and then I'm gonna put my my perfume in there?
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  SPEAKER_02: And the reason is because I can resale the coach purse on Poshmark or Mercari, make some money.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anybody else feeling she's got this plan worked out real quick in her head?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, and then I can get my Yes, and then I can get my perfume.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's lots of other things, but I thought there's no real value in that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I was thinking, I love the garlic plantain chips.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I also love getting underwear there sometimes.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: I wanna I wanna I wanna paraphrase.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not promoting that you guys go in and shoplift from TJ Maxx.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just trying to say, like, I know with the passionate love affair that women have with TJ Maxx, can you name one thing you would steal from TJ Maxx?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, this guy walked out with a lot of merch.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I picked two.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because you picked two.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying it's easy to steal a purse because they always have them.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not a matter of ease.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know, but they always have them wired up anyway.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, forget all that.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying, can you name the thing if you could get it and do it?
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  SPEAKER_02: I I wanted to do something of value or something that I would use really regularly because like eyelashes is something I also buy there too, but they're really cheap.
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  SPEAKER_02: And just to steal one thing of eyelashes is not enough to scratch the itch.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, you criminal.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um think about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I did ask, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you think about this, because it was either gonna be that question or did you know someone that was like a professional shoplifter?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh god, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've never been with that.
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  SPEAKER_02: You didn't know anybody?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, never.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I don't I don't want to be associated with that either.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, so I just said that I would steal something, but uh what would you steal?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh at TJ Maxx?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah nothing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Joggers, some Nike joggers.
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  SPEAKER_01: There is nothing in that stuff.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: You know the thing?
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  SPEAKER_01: I enjoy walking through TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know where I always go first?
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  SPEAKER_02: Where?
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  SPEAKER_01: Just like when I'm at HomeGoods, I'm candles.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm going back no.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going back to the snack section.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to see what that and then I'm over in the pots and pans.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I am not gonna peruse through the summer dresses that are on 58% off right now.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: So, Scott, you'd you'd steal some good Teflon wear.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, look at me walking out with revere wear.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, you knew a shoplifter?
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  SPEAKER_00: In fears when fears was still around.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, one time I went to the bathroom and my girlfriend at the time she was gonna everything she could think of.
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  SPEAKER_00: She could think of the name, she could stick in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um I can't walk in.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_00: You're on your own girl, you decide to do the dumb thing, I can't walk in.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't want any association with that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do like this one.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_02: I would steal all the clad pans because the retail on them are ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you're gonna take something, it's gotta be the high value purse.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's gotta be the clad pan.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's it cannot be the shower gel that's probably gonna like bust in the parking lot on the way out.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's just it's tougher when you say TJ Maxx, although that guy found this all.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: Luggage, not cheap.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: No, Michael Coor's sandals, not cheap.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and those are easy to stuff down your pants.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: How would you know, Allie?