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Back it up Terry and the blood curdling scream · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_04: Happy Fourth of July from all of us! Grilling up some hot dogs hamburgers celebrating America's birthday.
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  SPEAKER_04: We wanna hope you're ready for the long 4th of July weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's freedom, baby.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um you don't have no black hats, no Roman candles, or screaming memes?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I love my country, I'm gonna shoot an explosive rocket.
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  SPEAKER_02: Cause explosion, blow things up, earn up for fireworks.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gotta MATs bottle rockets.
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  SPEAKER_02: You lose an eye in a bottle rocket war.
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  SPEAKER_02: You are a patriot.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell me you don't have no whisker biscuits, honky lighters, who's gonna do.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's fireworks greatest.
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  SPEAKER_03: Love old Joe Dirt.
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  SPEAKER_03: But let me play you another one.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is another classic, a viral video from years ago with a guy in a wheelchair who couldn't wheel away from the fireworks just quick enough.
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  SPEAKER_04: Bang up, bag up, bag up, tear.
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  SPEAKER_04: Put it reverse here!
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  SPEAKER_01: Bag it up, bag it up, put it reverse, the whole part of this is that we're laughing at something horrible because this guy in a wheelchair can't back out of the way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen, he's he's unharmed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then there you go.
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  SPEAKER_04: Put in reverse! Oh, Lord! Lower, please! Ow, James! What the fuck are you doing, Terry?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_03: I love I love when somebody puts a Lord Jesus together.
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  SPEAKER_03: What a show!
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  SPEAKER_02: What a show that was, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, now I'm gonna read you a headline, and I don't think you and Tiffany would ever be in this situation.
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  SPEAKER_03: A Florida woman claims the cocaine found in her butt was left by a partner.
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  SPEAKER_03: I hate it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I hate it when Tiffany accidentally leaves it in your butt.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, honey, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: I need to put this somewhere.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bend over.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bend over.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's see if I can get right to the right spot here.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it goes like, oh, here it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Lord Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_04: What the fuck were you doing?
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  SPEAKER_02: By the way, funny little side note.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't believe I'm gonna tell this story, but what the hell?
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  SPEAKER_02: So we have three listeners today.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for watching.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you know what?
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  SPEAKER_02: All on demand.
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  SPEAKER_02: So this is so bad.
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  SPEAKER_02: But it's really funny.
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  SPEAKER_02: So uh this was a couple weeks ago.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh Gavin wanted his buddy uh to spend the night.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh I'm like, yeah, yeah, no problem.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, Lucas is a good kid.
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  SPEAKER_02: We he spends the night every once in a while, you know, and I know what I'm in for.
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  SPEAKER_02: Kids are up all night playing video games, doing whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're not sleeping.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're at one point out on the trampoline.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh and and it's Gavin, Lydia, I think Will from across the street was there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I love this.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're all jumping around, and I all of a sudden hear this blood-curdling scream.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not like a scream that Gavin pissed his sister off with.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like somebody's hurt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like well, it wasn't even quite a pain.
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  SPEAKER_02: It because there's a difference too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, there's a pain scream and all that.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a bear trying to get on a trampoline.
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  SPEAKER_02: This was just this weird kind of scream.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I I'm prompted at this moment because I've now heard this.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I walk out, I go, you guys alright?
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  SPEAKER_02: And I hear Gavin go so calm you are.
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  SPEAKER_02: I go, Well, I'm I'm confused.
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys alright?
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  SPEAKER_02: Gavin goes, yeah, Lucas put a finger in my ass by accident.