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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised. The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 1: Turn up the lighting.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Today is October the 16th, 2026.
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  Speaker 5: And you guys, today is Friday.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Tell me about it.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to it.
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  Speaker 5: Let's get to the morning and the weekend as quickly
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  Speaker 5: as we can, shall we?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My name's Woody. That is Greg Goring.
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 5: We got Menace.
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  Speaker 7: What is up?
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Gina Grand. Hello.
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  Speaker 5: We got Seabass.
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  Speaker 3: We got Sammy. We got Jeff G. We got Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: We got Vaughn.
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  Speaker 5: There's Bort.
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  Speaker 3: There's Menji.
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  Speaker 5: And you guys, it's Friday. Let's go.
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  Speaker 8: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 5: It's official. It's Friday. We got the fail stories. We
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  Speaker 5: got your DUI queue.
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  Speaker 9: Anything that we can do to get through the morning
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  Speaker 9: into the weekend as quickly as possible. That's what we're
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  Speaker 9: doing today here on the Woody show.
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  Speaker 8: Let's start off.
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  Speaker 9: Woody show mail call. It's not often that you get
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  Speaker 9: like actual mail these days.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't even know where the mailroom is anymore.
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  Speaker 5: No idea.
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  Speaker 10: It's in three different places.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Some people take it and put it other places.
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  Speaker 9: That's a big box you got there, Gina.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 5: Look, it's addressed. It's upside down. Hold on, it says.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of handmade stuff there. It's addressed to Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 5: It says, Gina Grad equals winning.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, I know who this is.
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  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 9: Attention, Gina Grad. It's got Woody Show logo.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, my goodness. I think this is an old... Time listener.
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  Speaker 3: Old time listener?
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  Speaker 11: An old timey listener from, you know, many shows ago. Yes, please.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see.
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  Speaker 11: Maybe it's for everything.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: Sammy took the scissors from here earlier and never put
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  Speaker 3: them back. I didn't? Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 11: That is so irresponsible.
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  Speaker 5: Because somebody also said that they sent us baskets.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: I said, I'm hoping you get your baskets. Now it's
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  Speaker 9: stressing me out. I don't know if they've arrived. This
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  Speaker 9: wouldn't be baskets.
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  Speaker 11: No, this is not.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 9: Well, while she's doing that, Greg, what was the deal?
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  Speaker 9: You said that you had gotten Mario a computer.
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  Speaker 3: For his birthday. Yeah, this is weird. Okay, so it's
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  Speaker 3: not often that I buy computers, right? And so for
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  Speaker 3: his birthday, he wanted... desktop computer it's the ones the
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  Speaker 3: Apple that it's like mega thin and it looks like
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  Speaker 3: just a monitor but that's the computer yeah I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what they're called iMac thank you thank you thank
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  Speaker 3: you thank you so I said Greg pick the one
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  Speaker 3: you want and then that's what we'll get so we
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  Speaker 3: picked it out customize it you can just do how
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  Speaker 3: much memory you want what capabilities and I thought it
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  Speaker 3: would be like cool come get it it's like no
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  Speaker 3: it'll be a month and a half.
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  Speaker 10: Oh you customize it that's why it takes that long Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: it can.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 9: Wait, what kind of customization do you do?
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  Speaker 10: Well, the amount of storage, the RAM.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. So it's not like a look.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, not like it's colorful.
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  Speaker 5: You can even get it engraved if you want. Are
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  Speaker 5: you still digging in there?
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  Speaker 11: There's a lot of boxes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 9: That's got to be.
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  Speaker 5: What is this person known for that sends this kind
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  Speaker 5: of stuff?
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  Speaker 11: He's a wonderful musician. He's created songs about me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, send us those.
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  Speaker 9: Is this a stalker?
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  Speaker 12: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of thing?
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  Speaker 11: No, he's very nice. Now, here's a box.
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  Speaker 5: For the whole. We'll let Sammy be the judge of that.
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  Speaker 11: Here's a box for the whole Woody show. Would you
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  Speaker 11: like to open.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever this is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, open it up, Greg.
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  Speaker 5: Sammy says Creeper.
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  Speaker 11: No, he's lovely. Jason from.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Let Sammy be the judge. Did you say Georgia?
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  Speaker 11: I think so.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, it's a game of. It's like a miniature game.
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  Speaker 3: Of Simon. Remember that old game?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 10: I love Simon.
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  Speaker 5: He spent a lot of time and possibly money on this.
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  Speaker 11: I'm still opening boxes.
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  Speaker 9: It's like nesting boxes.
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  Speaker 5: Should we save this for Christmas?
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  Speaker 4: Is this an advent calendar situation?
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  Speaker 5: It's just like what my mom's family would send us.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe something for every kid.
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  Speaker 3: The Simon game says, For the Woody Show, just in
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  Speaker 3: case you want to play a little Simon, you now
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  Speaker 3: have a little Simon to play.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's so cute.
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  Speaker 3: From Jason. Thank you, Jason.
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  Speaker 13: And here's another one for the Woody Show. It says,
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  Speaker 13: For the Woody Show, hope the Mighty 8-Ball will become
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  Speaker 13: a regular on the show and bring lots of laughs.
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  Speaker 13: Much love from Jason, and it's an 8-Ball.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a Magic 8-Ball.
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  Speaker 4: I love Magic 8-Ball.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And Simon. Yes. Creep.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, I'm not sure what these are, but there's tons
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  Speaker 13: of them.
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  Speaker 11: These little boxes. They say the Woody Show, these little
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  Speaker 11: wooden boxes.
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  Speaker 9: They look like little dugouts.
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  Speaker 11: And inside, it says, blur the line. Oh, it's a
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  Speaker 11: thumb drive.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sweet.
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  Speaker 11: Now, Jason's a musician. Like I said, he's written songs
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  Speaker 11: about me.
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  Speaker 9: So he's got, like, songs on there?
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  Speaker 11: I bet it's his new song.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see. Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 5: This could be interesting.
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  Speaker 11: From his album Blur the Lines, I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: Blur the Lines featuring Gina?
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  Speaker 13: He has a song called Sweet and Innocent Gina that
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  Speaker 13: I've heard many times.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So, Sammy, how are we feeling on the creep scale here?
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  Speaker 4: I have to hear the song.
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  Speaker 14: I'm into the types of things he's sending.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: What is this?
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  Speaker 13: I got Dolly Parton pajama pants.
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  Speaker 5: Those will be used.
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  Speaker 11: And a little bear.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 9: Is that for your doggy, maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe.
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  Speaker 11: And ooh, some fashion glasses.
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  Speaker 13: Two pairs of fashion glasses.
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  Speaker 11: Thank you, Jason.
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  Speaker 5: That is so nice. Does he work at a gift shop?
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  Speaker 8: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, here's more boxes. Lots of boxes.
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  Speaker 5: Sweet.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, these are like little skeleton keys with a thumb
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  Speaker 13: drive on them.
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  Speaker 5: You always wanted a key to a city.
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  Speaker 7: I did.
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  Speaker 8: What a wonderful man.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Did you put it in? It's a nice guy.
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  Speaker 5: Why does it say? Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 9: It's the drive he titled For Greg.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 10: We probably all.
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  Speaker 5: Have our own.
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  Speaker 11: That's why there's so many.
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  Speaker 3: Because the box has my name on it. So maybe
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  Speaker 3: it's everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Has their own. This one says non-AI influenced original songs.
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  Speaker 5: And then there's a folder in here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: His name is Jason. Blur the lines.
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  Speaker 3: Power source.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Jason.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, there's a bunch of.
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  Speaker 5: Last name's power.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Bold name.
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  Speaker 11: There's lots of these, so maybe we all get a.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 14: And he just went down on the creep factor for
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  Speaker 14: having one for everybody.
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  Speaker 11: That is really nice, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: You want to hear a song called Normal Girls? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 9: So, Normal Girls.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 9: This is from the guy who just sent all these GIFs.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's building.
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  Speaker 1: The synths.
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  Speaker 3: So far, loving.
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  Speaker 8: There's no food.
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  Speaker 3: In that box, right?
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  Speaker 5: No. Okay. Damn it, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: But I get PJs.
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  Speaker 5: Well, thank you for the mail. That's really nice.
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  Speaker 3: Jason.
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  Speaker 12: Jason.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 11: I love you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 11: I appreciate you.
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  Speaker 3: Can we play Simon now?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: There we go.
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  Speaker 9: We'll take a break. We'll play Simon. We'll come back.
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  Speaker 5: And we got some more.
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  Speaker 9: Woody Show for you. Oh, I almost forgot about the birthday.
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  Speaker 9: Should we do the birthdays or skip them? I think
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  Speaker 9: today's all of our birthday with all these kids.
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  Speaker 5: So forget it. We'll skip it. More Woody Shows next.
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  Speaker 5: Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Moving right along.
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  Speaker 6: Keeping it moving.
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  Speaker 3: Keeping it moving.
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  Speaker 5: Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Europe. Trending news headlines. Well, we do have to start
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  Speaker 3: with horrific news out of Bend, Oregon. This is where
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  Speaker 3: a 16-year-old forced his way into Silver Rail Elementary School,
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  Speaker 3: armed with a rifle, killed three students and a teacher.
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  Speaker 3: The students were just 5, 8, and 11 years old.
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  Speaker 3: A 7-year-old student and a 54-year-old teacher were also critically injured,
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  Speaker 3: and they were taken to the hospital. Now, the psychopath's
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  Speaker 3: shooting spree got ended when a good Samaritan who saw
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  Speaker 3: this guy charge into the school, he ran in and
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  Speaker 3: shot him. The guy repeatedly has a kid who goes
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  Speaker 3: to Silver Rail Elementary, and he has a concealed carry license.
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  Speaker 3: Saved countless lives. We'll never know how many.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I heard he, like, shot his way in through
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  Speaker 9: locked doors.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like, used the gun to, you know, shoot the door
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  Speaker 5: locks and.
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  Speaker 3: Get in there. And luckily, this guy saw him doing
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  Speaker 3: that and just sprung into action and took him out.
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  Speaker 3: So now the FBI is assisting with the investigation. It's
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  Speaker 3: really early stages, so they're trying to figure out what
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  Speaker 3: the hell went on there. Also, no three-peat for the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 3: They had jumped out four to nothing in the second
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  Speaker 3: inning in Otani's three-run home run. And for about 20
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  Speaker 3: minutes or so, seemed like the comeback was going to
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  Speaker 3: be real. But then the Brewers mounted their comeback, eventually
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  Speaker 3: taking the lead, winning six to four to complete that
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  Speaker 3: four-game sweep against the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 8: Damn.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the Dodgers swept them last year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And so now it's with the Dodgers this year.
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  Speaker 5: What a run for the Dodgers, though.
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  Speaker 9: Think about that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, incredible.
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  Speaker 9: Look at recent history as far as getting to even
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  Speaker 9: just the National League Championship, like going that far, and
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  Speaker 9: then you won the last two World Series.
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  Speaker 15: All those division titles as well. They've been kind of
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  Speaker 15: like the class of the league for the last decade
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  Speaker 15: or so.
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  Speaker 5: It's been a hell of a run. Fresh blood now, though.
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  Speaker 5: We'll see what happens with the Brewers.
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  Speaker 3: It seems like the start of the season was so
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  Speaker 3: long ago, but didn't they get off to a pretty
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  Speaker 3: bad start?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were pretty bumpy, right? They were up and
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  Speaker 5: down all season. Milwaukee's been pretty consistent.
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  Speaker 15: And everyone forgets, Milwaukee did have the best record in
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  Speaker 15: the league.
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  Speaker 9: It's not like this is why they had.
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  Speaker 3: All the home field advantage. Yeah, and this is going
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  Speaker 3: to be Milwaukee's first World Series since 1982, and they're
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  Speaker 3: one step closer to the franchise's very first championship. And
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  Speaker 3: then in the ALCS, the Guardians won yesterday to take
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  Speaker 3: a 2-1 series lead, Game 4, tonight at 5 on TBS.
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  Speaker 3: And then in Thursday Night Football, Seahawks turned the ball
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  Speaker 3: over three times, including one in overtime, and that led
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  Speaker 3: to a Broncos 53-yard game-winning field goal, so the Broncos
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  Speaker 3: take it 17-14.
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  Speaker 9: For the longest time, the Thursday Night Football game was
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  Speaker 9: such garbage. Always a garbage lineup, two teams nobody cared about.
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  Speaker 9: It seems like they've had a lot. better luck with
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  Speaker 9: the schedule.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, luck.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, they schedule it thinking that it's going to
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  Speaker 9: be better, but the league is clearly giving them better games.
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  Speaker 15: Well, they heard Al Michaels because he's obviously a famous
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  Speaker 15: broadcaster and he complained like a whole season about how
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  Speaker 15: crappy the games were and they obviously listened to him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're always putting the dog on the schedule in
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  Speaker 5: the Thursday night spot.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, what about Monday night?
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  Speaker 5: Well, Monday night's been okay. Sunday night's usually the- The
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  Speaker 5: prime time. Yeah, the game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but with the Thursday thing, if I'm a company
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  Speaker 10: buying that game to broadcast it, I would be also upset.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'd be complaining 100%. Yeah, I'm sure Amazon complained.
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  Speaker 1: To you, right?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're like, dude, I'm paying how many millions of
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  Speaker 10: dollars and you can give me these lame games?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You mentioned Al Michaels, Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: One of the biggest pieces of nostalgia for me is
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  Speaker 3: being a kid Going to bed and then having my
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  Speaker 3: door slightly open and hearing my dad watching Monday Night
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  Speaker 3: Football and hearing Al Michaels was the best.
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  Speaker 5: He's comforting.
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  Speaker 3: He is.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of people that hate him all of
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  Speaker 5: a sudden.
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 9: I don't know where that kind of sentiment came from.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea. I will tell you, in person,
• 11:45
  Speaker 5: he's amazing.
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  Speaker 15: I had an opportunity to meet him one time in
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  Speaker 15: a media room where everyone was dining and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And I just shot my shot and I went up
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  Speaker 5: and I said hello. And I said, hey, big fan.
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  Speaker 5: I really appreciate what you do. He's like, thanks, man.
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  Speaker 5: And we started talking about the game coming up that evening.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, see, he's as cool as he seems.
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  Speaker 11: He's super nice. I've met him, too.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 6: Lucky.
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  Speaker 3: I would kick out so hard.
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  Speaker 5: It's not a big deal, apparently.
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  Speaker 10: But no, he's joking. But he's 81 years old. How
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  Speaker 10: is he on the keeping up with everything?
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  Speaker 5: No, he's great. I mean, he sounds great.
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  Speaker 3: He's still one of the best of the best. God
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  Speaker 3: forbid we all meet him.
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  Speaker 9: You're next.
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  Speaker 5: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: I do have bad news. We have to scrap our
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  Speaker 3: viewing party because President Trump reversed the plan to live
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: stream the execution of Nadal Hassan. I know.
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  Speaker 9: He already had the option not to watch it.
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 9: He didn't have to watch it.
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  Speaker 3: This is the guy who killed 13 people, wounded 32
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  Speaker 3: at Fort Hood back in 2009. So the execution by
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  Speaker 3: firing squad, that is still scheduled for December 3rd, but
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  Speaker 3: it's not going to be live streamed.
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  Speaker 9: I find it interesting, man, as a society, as a people,
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  Speaker 9: we really enjoy when you see somebody getting their head
• 12:51
  Speaker 9: stomped in on an Instagram video, like a bunch of
• 12:54
  Speaker 9: people jumping somebody in the street or something like that,
• 12:58
  Speaker 9: or gunfire breaks out here. We love watching the most
• 13:01
  Speaker 9: violent movies, but we're so against all of it. and
• 13:08
  Speaker 9: brought terror upon innocent people.
• 13:10
  Speaker 11: That's where we draw the line.
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: Not that you would even watch it, but you're against
• 13:13
  Speaker 5: the idea of people being able to watch that.
• 13:16
  Speaker 9: All this other stuff is fine. All that stuff, that's
• 13:18
  Speaker 9: all good.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: For me, I would say I would 51% want to
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: watch it. I'd watch it. 49% of me is like, eh.
• 13:25
  Speaker 11: Well, think about it.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Is it justice? Yes. But do I have to see it?
• 13:29
  Speaker 14: No.
• 13:29
  Speaker 11: It's like, do.
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: I eat meat?
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 13:31
  Speaker 11: But do I want to hunt it?
• 13:31
  Speaker 10: Not really.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: No.
• 13:32
  Speaker 11: But it's like, think about old timey days. Like, oh,
• 13:34
  Speaker 11: there's a public hanging.
• 13:35
  Speaker 9: Everybody come on over. I scoured the internet to find
• 13:39
  Speaker 9: the Saddam Hussein thing.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: I did watch that. Found that.
• 13:43
  Speaker 11: You'd get a front row seat. You'd be there early.
• 13:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I watched it.
• 13:45
  Speaker 11: In the old timey days.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: Well, the silver lining is- It's just weird when people
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: draw their line.
• 13:48
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: It's still happening. We just can't see it.
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Who shut it down, though? Do a raffle. Give
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: away tickets like they did for the UFC at the
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: White House. Do it on the lawn.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine? That'd be a good fundraiser.
• 14:02
  Speaker 11: I can imagine.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: That'd be a good fundraiser, yeah. After almost nine years
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: of delays, Elon Musk finally showed off a redesigned Tesla Roadster.
• 14:11
  Speaker 9: Dude, it does not look real.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: It's insane.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: It looks kind of space age, right? It was a
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: demonstration in Texas. They showed this electric Roadster jumping over
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: other cars and even flying briefly. Kind of putting that
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: in finger quotes a little bit. It lift up into
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: the air. thanks to SpaceX technology.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: Did you watch the video, Greg?
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, they show it, like, with these thrusters under.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: It, right?
• 14:33
  Speaker 9: It goes 0.60 in one second.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Right, 0.81 seconds.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: It's insanity. But, like, the way it just went upside
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: down because of the force.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 14:44
  Speaker 10: And then it just, like, flips, like, in 360, and
• 14:47
  Speaker 10: then just, like, floats all the way down and lands perfectly.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: It was insane. Insane.
• 14:52
  Speaker 9: Even Elon was saying, this is something you're going to
• 14:54
  Speaker 9: be able to buy. Not that it's going to be
• 14:56
  Speaker 9: legal in a lot of places.
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: You're not going to be using it to go to
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: the grocery store and stuff.
• 15:01
  Speaker 10: You might not.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: For people who doubt what we should be putting our
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: money into, you can't watch that roadster literally fly and
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: hold itself upside down like a damn spider and say, Oh, yeah,
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: we need to put more money into, like, arts and therapy.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Science and engineering, baby.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it's incredible.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: It's cool.
• 15:22
  Speaker 11: It doesn't even look real.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Top speed, 230 miles an hour. There's going to
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: be three versions of the Tesla Roadster. One of them
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: is this high-end model with 10 thrusters that can move
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: it in different directions. Still a very long wait. Production
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: doesn't even start until 2028, and you have to reserve
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: a Roadster with a deposit that starts at $ 50, 000. Oh, cool.
• 15:41
  Speaker 11: No problem.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: To add on to Menace's thing. They use a lot
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: of this F1 style technology because the way it suctions
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: itself to the wall is it has fans underneath that
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: blow out the back. So it essentially creates a 2G
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: force of suction. Yeah, downforce. Right, exactly. Or in the
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: case of when you're upside down, upforce. Yeah, it's basically
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: like a plane upside down. It's in-freaking-sane.
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: Love you, Elon.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: It's so awesome. New movies out this weekend. We'll start
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: with Street Fighter with Jason Momoa and Noah Centineo as
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: fighters who get caught up in this high-stakes tournament. And
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: then horror fans, I don't think I could watch this.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: There's this new movie out called Crawlers where residents of
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: this apartment building have to battle a deadly invasion of
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: giant spiders.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Hell no. Also... Seabass, Musk, the documentary about Elon Musk.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that was coming out.
• 16:32
  Speaker 11: AKA porn.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: I'm already reading the book. I got some audible porn
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: coming to my ears.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: There you go. Oh, yeah. And then for everybody who
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: wants to be bored to tears, a new adaptation of
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility. Yes, I want to see that.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Who the hell?
• 16:48
  Speaker 10: But I need to wait to see it with my mom.
• 16:51
  Speaker 9: Morgan is going to go see the Nathan Fielder documentary.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, sweet.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: That sounds about right for her.
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: It's like three hours.
• 16:57
  Speaker 10: We moved in with Theranos.
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: I'm not that interested. I'm not three hours interested.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: That's not a theater movie either. That's a wait till
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: it comes to streaming movie.
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: I liked Nathan for you, but the other one, the rehearsal,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: is that what it was called?
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I thought even those episodes were too long.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's a very slow pace.
• 17:14
  Speaker 9: It was a lot to get through.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Very slow. Yeah, Nathan, for you, he's a weird dude.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: He's more the hot, like, in-your-face comedy.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: And the rehearsal's more like the slow burn stuff.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 10: Like, I want to see this documentary, but three hours?
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I'm driving.
• 17:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: He's an interesting guy. He is.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He is. Well, that's the latest one. All right.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Menace in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding. What
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: did Tula's parents give her as a wedding gift? Um, um.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Uh, no job?
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, hell.
• 17:40
  Speaker 11: I love America.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Love and hate. Two very different things.
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: Man, I love just laying on the floor.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: You like laying on the floor?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: No.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Like, man, it feels so good on your back.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Really? Oh, yeah, man.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: It's, uh.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: We got a lot of tile in our.
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: House, so it's more difficult.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: But man, I go to my mom's or something like that,
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: and everybody's kind of hanging out, and they got TV on.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: I'll lay flat on my back, right on the floor.
• 18:10
  Speaker 11: Do you ever put tennis balls underneath?
• 18:13
  Speaker 12: No.
• 18:13
  Speaker 11: You just want to be flat?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: No, just want to be flat.
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Apparently, it is the latest wellness trend.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: It's just laying on the floor. It's called floor time.
• 18:22
  Speaker 11: What are you, a baby?
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: You find a comfy spot. You put your phone away.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: You spend a few minutes just sitting, stretching, or just
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: doing absolutely nothing.
• 18:31
  Speaker 9: Decompress and reset. It calms your nervous system. It lowers
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: your cortisol. It helps with stress. It's been around for
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: a few years, but it's having a moment again.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Floor time.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: It does all those benefits?
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: I like to call.
• 18:44
  Speaker 10: Them floor naps.
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: I just think it's like a good stretch. You know
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: how that feels?
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Like, man, it feels so good. Laying on the floor
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: on my back on like a nice hard surface feels
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: so good.
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: I don't want to sleep like that. Like, I don't
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: like super firm mattresses.
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: But just to get on the floor and then you
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: do that whole like where you're twisting. Oh, that's the best.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Cracking your back.
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: How long are you on the floor?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Doing the whole thing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, a half hour. Like if the TV's on, everybody's
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: sitting there watching. Eventually it's like, all right, it gets old.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it hurts.
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: And then you got to try to get up.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: That's fun.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: So love floor time. Hate potlucks.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Hate potlucks.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know you're suspicious of them.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: Well, especially the ones at the office. I trust the
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: family ones more than I trust the office ones.
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: The randos.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: The office ones, man.
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: You know these people that you work with. Like some
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: of these people are crazy.
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: Licking spoons.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, some of these people that we work with are gross.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Some of these people, they can't be trusted. They're pigs.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: I see the way we have a brand new restroom
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: here at the radio station. They just remodeled it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Brand new.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Already with like giant puddles of pee on the floor.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: God.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: A couple hours of the whole thing, even opening up,
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: there's already a paper towel on the floor.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Water everywhere.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: You saw that the paper towel didn't make it into
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: the trash can and you just walked out and left
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: it there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: We do work with the last, the last thing I'm
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: gonna do is I'm gonna trust anything they brought in
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: that they made at home.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: For everybody to eat.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: This bathroom that is five minutes old has a stainless
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: steel divider between the two urinals. And this morning I
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: looked at that divider and it looks like somebody took
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: olive oil and just flung it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: All over it. What?
• 20:18
  Speaker 10: It looks like it was involved in a crime scene.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: It was also, yeah, covered in blood because I think
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: somebody cut themselves on it.
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: You guys are vile.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, like, oh, we're doing this thing tomorrow.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: I've got to bring something in. Oh, okay, well, here, sweetie,
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: you can help me. And the little three-year-old daughter's helping
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: with her booger fingers.
• 20:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah, putting her hands in the macaroni salad.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: You work with people who have cats who let them
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: walk on the kitchen counters.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: No, dude.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: No.
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: Anyway, so 19 Walmart workers in Tennessee ended up in
• 20:47
  Speaker 9: the hospital. Dozens more are sick at home after a
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: staff potluck turned into food poisoning. 80 people got sick
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: because of someone's homemade rice that was in the potluck.
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: So the first responders said the employees, they were thrown
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: up for about 15 minutes straight. The Tennessee Department of Health,
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: they're on the case. Walmart says none of their own
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: food products. were used in the person's casserole that they
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: brought in.
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: Don't misuse the casserole.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: It was a casserole. That's what I've been saying, dog.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I like how they have to say it. There's no
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: risk to the public. It's an office potluck.
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: I hate potluck.
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: They had to probably call in reserves workers for that
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: Walmart location and took out the whole location. Have you
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: ever had that happen to.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: You at a job where- Where so many people are out?
• 21:36
  Speaker 10: Well, yeah, there's like a location that needs help. Like
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: that happened to me when I worked at Little Caesars.
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: There was like a power outage somewhere and they were
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: getting so many orders that they had to.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Call in reserve workers. They had to mobilize. Yeah, so
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I had to go there.
• 21:50
  Speaker 10: And then when I worked for the grocery store, there
• 21:51
  Speaker 10: was something with one of the holidays, they were just
• 21:53
  Speaker 10: like so understaffed. So they had to send more people over.
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: It was pretty cool.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: They're like, yeah, I'm from.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I'm from a different division.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm from location 108.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: This text just came in. I don't do workplace potluck
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: or buffets. I don't know what these people's effing houses
• 22:09
  Speaker 9: look like. I've worked in the pest control industry. I've
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: seen what a house and what most buffet-type restaurants look like,
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: and nobody wants that. If you saw it, you would
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: need therapy.
• 22:21
  Speaker 11: I like staying dumb. I love buffets.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: A Vegas buffet?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I'm still going. How hyperbolic is it that they sent
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: first responders for food poisoning? What the hell are they
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: going to do? I guess if everybody just starts throwing up, like,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: what the hell is going on?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Is there something? Is there some kind of leak?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can give them IVs. Maybe they're getting
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: dehydrated if they're all vomiting and stuff, right?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: A bunch of babies.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: You want to play a game?
• 22:42
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: How many out of.
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: These, let's see, out of these 12 do I like?
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: This is the worst old people Halloween candies.
• 22:53
  Speaker 11: Oh, here we go.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: You guys always get on me.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: You like all of them.
• 22:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Not all of them. 100%.
• 22:57
  Speaker 11: All right, yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Well, this puts down 12.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Which one do you hate? None of them.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to give you the answer because we're
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: going through. There's a list of 12. There's a list
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: of 12 old people Halloween candies.
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: All right, I'm putting my answer down.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: And I will list them all. You guys make your
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: little notes, okay?
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: And then we'll see how many out of 12 do
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: I actually like.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Werther's Original. Number one.
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: Laffy Taffy is number two. Milk Duds is three. Worst
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: old people Halloween candies. How many out of these 12
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: do I like? Cinnamon Discs or Jawbreakers.
• 23:39
  Speaker 11: Cinnamon Discs?
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: You've seen those before.
• 23:42
  Speaker 11: Maybe I've never seen them called Jawbreakers.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: They look like Jawbreakers are just the big. Ball? Yeah.
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: And then the discs are like the ones. What do
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: they call those?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Those like.
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: I haven't heard of a cinnamon disc.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: That doesn't sound familiar.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: They're kind of like those white and red candies that
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: you see at restaurants.
• 23:56
  Speaker 11: Oh, but cinnamon flavor?
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but cinnamon flavor.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: What's that brand? Brock's or something like that? Oh, okay.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Brock's makes a lot of this stuff.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: That is so old-timey. All right.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Number five, butterscotch.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Ow.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Number six, starburst.
• 24:12
  Speaker 11: That's old-timey?
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Jeez.
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: Number seven, Smarties. Becoming a little roll.
• 24:19
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: Number eight, Root Beer Barrels.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Okay. Little root beer hard candies.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I love those.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: You've seen those?
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: Nine, Candy Corn. Number 10, Tootsie Rolls. I'm sorry, there
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: was 10.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Okay. So of those, which do you like? No, out
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: of 10, how many out of the 10? Just total
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: them up.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: How many out of 10?
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Got it. Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Okay. What would you say, Greg? I would say eight,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: and I know which one. Yes. All right.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: Eight.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Seven.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Seven. I also put eight.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Eight.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Sammy?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Nine.
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: Nine.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Nine.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you the ones I think you don't like?
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: The answer is seven. Oh, yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: I wonder if they're the right ones.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I like seven out of ten.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Can I guess the ones that you don't like?
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Werther's Original, yes or no?
• 25:16
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Resounding yes.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: Love Werther's Original.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: Those are good.
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: Our friend Tony the Whipping Boy, he keeps a bowl
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: of those next to his recliner in his living room, Greg.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: He loves those.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: And I agree. Those are good.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Laffy Taffy, yes or no?
• 25:31
  Speaker 11: No.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I put yes.
• 25:33
  Speaker 11: I put no.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I hate Laffy Taffy.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yes!
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Hate it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Only saltwater taffy for you?
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: Ugh.
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Laffy Taffy sucked.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: I thought it was basically the same thing.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I thought it was the same thing.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: Similar.
• 25:42
  Speaker 11: No, it was like those long, ribbon-y taffies.
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: Three.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Milk duds. I put that under probably doesn't like.
• 25:48
  Speaker 11: I put no.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I put yes.
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: No?
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: No.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: F milk duds.
• 25:52
  Speaker 11: Yes!
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Those are filling removers, man.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Do you like them?
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: I don't dislike the taste so much, but it's too.
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: Too hard to eat.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: I get them mixed up with Whoppers. Those are the.
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: Whoppers are malted milk balls. Those I do like, yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: I like those too.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: God, I love Whoppers. Whoppers are good.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: They're weird, but good.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Circus Peanuts didn't make the list.
• 26:13
  Speaker 13: Because nobody likes us but you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: I didn't come up with a list. Literally, there was
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: a list of worst old people Halloween candies, and it
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: wasn't on there. But yeah, I do like Circus Peanuts.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: The Cinnamon Discs Jawbreakers.
• 26:26
  Speaker 10: That's the other one I put that you didn't like.
• 26:28
  Speaker 10: I put no.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: That's a gnaw dog.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: Gross.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Everything else I put you like. Correct.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Same.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Butterscotch.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, hell yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Resounding yes.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Starburst?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I put yes.
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: I'm very much on the fence with Starburst.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I would lean more yes than no.
• 26:48
  Speaker 11: It depends on the color.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: It would never be my choice. I would never be like, ooh,
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: I'm going to get this. But if they're sitting, there's
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: been a bag of Starburst sitting here, and I'll grab
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: some and I'll have some.
• 26:59
  Speaker 14: Is it the getting stuck in your teeth like Milk
• 27:00
  Speaker 14: Duds that you don't like about it, or is it
• 27:02
  Speaker 14: the flavor itself?
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: You know, they just don't thrill me. I don't know.
• 27:06
  Speaker 9: I don't get excited about them. I can take them
• 27:09
  Speaker 9: or leave them, but I lean more yes.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Smarties.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: I like Smarties a lot. Root Beer Barrel.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 27:17
  Speaker 11: Those are so good.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Those are so good.
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: You know, my wife, speaking of the cinnamon stuff, she
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: likes those cinnamon bears.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Have you seen those? They're like gummies.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Gummies?
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're like these big, giant gummy bears, but
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: they're not quite as.
• 27:34
  Speaker 9: Chewy, but they're not quite as rubbery as a gummy bear.
• 27:40
  Speaker 10: Is it kind of like a hot tamale?
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: No, they're just bigger and softer. It's almost like a
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: stale marshmallow consistency.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I just looked them up, but I've never seen this.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Cinnamon bears, yeah.
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: You get them at the places where you can get
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: a bag and you put whatever candy, like loose candy,
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: you put them in a bag and they scale.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Like a bin.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: Candy corn, everybody knows. Man, I love candy corn. And
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: then Tootsie Rolls.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I said yes. I love Tootsie Rolls.
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: In the trash candy list, what is your top three
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: power rankings?
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: Do I get to put Circus Peanuts in there?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Or just the one?
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: Let's see. The top three, I would put Candy Corn
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: number one. Love Candy Corn.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Uh, let's go, hmm. Let's go Tootsie Rolls number two.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 28:36
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, God. And then.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Then I think you're going Werther's.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Werther's original. Werther's. It's really between, like, Werther's and the
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: root beer barrels.
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: What do you mean, ah, God?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: So old-timey.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: So bad.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: What's bad?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Well, Werther's rules.
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: Just the taste of all that.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Candy corn is okay.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: People don't like Werther's. If you don't like butterscotch, but
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: people go, they don't like butterscotch because it's an old people.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: They associate it with old people. If you don't like
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: it because it's delicious.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Wait, I thought Werther's was caramel.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Caramel.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Where's this caramel?
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, and then there's butterscotch.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Butterscotch.
• 29:15
  Speaker 13: Well, I'd like to say I don't know everything about you,
• 29:17
  Speaker 13: but apparently I really know your candy preferences.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: Because I got 100%.
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: I'll take all your... Garbage candy. Yeah, the garbage Halloween candy.
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: If you get that, send it here.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I'll take it. What about at Christmastime, candy canes?
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Who likes that?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: That's such a waste.
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: Such a waste.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: All you do is you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 13: And I'm sure Sam will agree, you garnish your hot
• 29:37
  Speaker 13: chocolate with it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 11: And for decoration, you.
• 29:40
  Speaker 14: Get one of those clear glass little trees, right, where
• 29:43
  Speaker 14: the top comes off, and then you fill the candy
• 29:45
  Speaker 14: canes all the way around for decoration.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: It's super cute. But what about eating them? Gross.
• 29:49
  Speaker 13: Or the multi-flavored, like the blue stripe.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: No, thank you. Candy canes, no thank you.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Here, look.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: Hell yeah, I completely agree with Woody's top three, plus
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: circus peanuts.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah. All right, so I have the team here that
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: went and saw Street Fighter, you know, Menace's birthday month,
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: the screening of Street Fighter. You know, Menace has this
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: whole list of things that he wants to do for
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: his birthday month.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: So how was it?
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: Well, I personally didn't go because, you know, my dog
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: passed away, so we'll deal with that with the family
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: and stuff.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: But.
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: Menji was nice enough to handle the screening for me
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: with the listeners and distribute the tickets.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: And I know Vaughn went as well.
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: And I heard it was good.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: It was super funny, super campy. Yeah, just a lot
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: of fun.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: What did you think, Vaughn? Yeah, super fun movie.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: How high were you?
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: Like, before you went in, how are you? I.
• 30:51
  Speaker 12: You know, took a little trek home to partake in
• 30:54
  Speaker 12: the Devil's List.
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: Oh, you had to go home first?
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: Damn.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: Because, man, the other day, I walk into the office,
• 31:01
  Speaker 9: I left something in the office, and Vaughn wasn't even
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: in the office.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: And there was residual?
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Residual.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Cloud.
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: Dude, I could have gotten high just.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: Hanging out in the office. It was so heavy. It
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: hung so heavy in the office.
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: I'm like, damn.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: Because he wasn't even smoking in the office. This is
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: what he does in the garage before he comes up.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: So you must have been lit. Oh, yeah, I was
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: done lit.
• 31:26
  Speaker 11: Just in essence as he walks around now.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: The visuals must have been awesome, too. Yeah. All right,
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: so one guy's high. Were you high at all, Menji?
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: I was not high.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Not high, okay.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: We have both perspectives. That's what I'm saying. We have
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: both perspectives.
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: And I heard a listener shared a lovely story with you.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: One listener stuck by was talking to us, and she was... Stuck?
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: That doesn't sound nice.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: That sounds really kind of rude, yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry. I was stuck?
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: You've got to be. Got to be around us. It
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: was talking with us, interacting, and she told me this story.
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: She went to the very first Disney takeover, and she
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: mentioned just out of the blue, unprompted, that was the
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: day that her son was conceived. Oh.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: The day of the Woody Show takeover?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 11: On one of the rides?
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: She said that her and her husband were. They've been
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: trying for years, but it was on that day.
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: It was the magic of that day.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure. It was magical.
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: So what happens when they're at the screening of Street Fighter?
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: Maybe son number two?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe.
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: I did not sit near them, so I'm not sure.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: So you thought it was fun.
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: Super campy. Super fun.
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: On a scale of one to ten, what are you
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: giving it?
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: I would give it probably a seven.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: A seven.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Really nice.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Really good. All right.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Now, Vaughn, who is super high, what did you think
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: and what are you giving it?
• 32:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I will say it was super cool. It was
• 32:49
  Speaker 12: a different kind of format for a movie. It was
• 32:51
  Speaker 12: like three screens.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: So with the main screen in front and it was
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: two screens on the side.
• 32:56
  Speaker 11: Like a game kind of.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Like a game kind of, yeah.
• 32:57
  Speaker 12: So for different animated scenes, they had that where the
• 33:00
  Speaker 12: entire movie theater would light up with all the scenes
• 33:02
  Speaker 12: and everything.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 33:03
  Speaker 12: But that's not every, that was a special screen. For
• 33:05
  Speaker 12: special screens, for different parts of it, yeah. So that
• 33:08
  Speaker 12: was dope. Chun-Li is beautifully amazing. So she pushes it
• 33:12
  Speaker 12: up like two more.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: I guess she's hot. First time she comes on screen.
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: Vaughn is seated like way above on top of the,
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: and I'm closer to the screen. And I just hear,
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: the moment she walks on screen, Vaughn, What are.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: You doing back there?
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: Vonn needs to get laid.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Oh man, she is a beauty. So for her, I'll
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: give it a 8.6.
• 33:38
  Speaker 9: She's getting that excited by just somebody walking on screen.
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: Have you seen her thighs?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 33:46
  Speaker 11: This poor guy. She wants to do a choke hold
• 33:49
  Speaker 11: on you?
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: Yes, please.
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: You're not dating anybody right now, are you?
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: I'm not.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: No, I'm totally single.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: So how long has it been? Uh, since the Smash session?
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Uh, about a month or so.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
• 33:59
  Speaker 11: That's not too bad.
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: You're fine.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: I'll be out tonight.
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: That's not too bad. I'm just getting that excited about
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: just some chick walking on screen.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: But she's the ultimate?
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: That sounds like a guy who's like in a dry spell.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: It's the thighs, bro.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 34:12
  Speaker 11: He wants to be squeezed to death with those thighs.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Well, uh, still working on the extreme weekend trip to
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: London for the Raising Canes.
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Uh, the surfing thing is going to happen.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 34:25
  Speaker 10: We just had to reschedule because of weather. That's going
• 34:27
  Speaker 10: to happen for sure.
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: Mark the street fighter thing off. So number eight's done.
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: Number 11's done with the two 98-inch televisions. By the way,
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: you still have a chance to sign up and win
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: that 98-inch TCL television, TCL, the official TV of the NFL.
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: That's on our Instagram, at The Woody Show.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Right now.
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: You can sign up for that. I think almost everything
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: else on here is kind of dead, right?
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: No, not at all. I haven't heard anything about any
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: of the other things. Well, Dr. Dubrow is a lock. Okay,
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: that's the other one.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're waiting on the date on that one. But like, okay,
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: so then everything else is kind of dead.
• 35:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think we could probably pull off the Lucas
• 35:03
  Speaker 10: Museum like field trip thing.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: We could probably get that done.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: But nothing on the Goodyear blimp. Nothing on the Goodyear blimp.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Nothing on standing on top of the sphere.
• 35:10
  Speaker 10: Nothing on that yet. And then the Apple TV tour.
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: nothing yet on that but uh we're not very well
• 35:18
  Speaker 10: connected you guys i'm just saying.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: No not at all because some of the stuff you're
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: thinking like oh yeah somebody would definitely reach out right
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: no no it's fine we're not that popular it's fine
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: the paycheck clears that's all that matters exactly right yeah but.
• 35:31
  Speaker 10: What about the incredibles house the incredibles house nothing but
• 35:35
  Speaker 10: the uh the f1 race is definitely happening Going to
• 35:39
  Speaker 10: go to the Austin race.
• 35:41
  Speaker 9: So just take a look at the list. If there's
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: anything on there that anybody listening thinks that they can
• 35:45
  Speaker 9: help with.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: Just tip Menace up. He's keeping track of all that stuff, obviously.
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: We'll give you the details as we get them for
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: how you can win the Extreme Weekend trip to London
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: for raising canes and some of the other stuff for
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: Menace's birthday month.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, there you go.
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: Another thing crossed off the list.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: More Woody shows next.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Hang on. The Woody Show.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Be back in a bit. I'll take my shirt off.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: You take your shirt off.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Let's skin this. All right.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Well, it is Friday. Welcome to it. Thank you for
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: being here, giving us some of your valuable time today. Woody, Greg, Menace,
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Gina Grad, and time, ladies and gentlemen, for your Friday
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Fail Stories.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: time for your Friday Fail Story.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Obviously, we thought they had the perfect plan, the plan
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: that could never go wrong. But then somewhere along the line,
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: it went from being a great idea to one big
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: stinking mega Uber ultra. Yeah, that's all right.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it works.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Look, did it get the job done?
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: I mean, I felt the passion behind it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: We're going to start with this one from Pennsylvania. 39-year-old
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: Broad tried to fake her own death to dodge charges
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: over some fraudulent GoFundMe campaigns that.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: She had set up. What a dummy.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: So she made up a story about how her son
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: got injured and later died.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: Hmm.
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: Her name is Jennifer, and she had sent a fake
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: obituary to the public defender's office pretending to be her
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: own sister, claiming that she had died back on June 1st.
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: She also provided some fake cancer treatment records and all that.
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: So detectives, they followed up on all that and along
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: some of these other GoFundMe things, the thing about her
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: son and all that kind of stuff. And, you know,
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: now she's in jail facing forgery and identity theft felonies. Like, dude,
• 38:42
  Speaker 9: you know your scam is bad when dying sounds easier
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: than the court date.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: Like, what are you doing?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: This one is from Connecticut, where this 27-year-old broad named
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: Cynthia Martinez was arrested for unlawful discharge of a firearm
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: after she shot and killed a guy. Investigators, they were
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: sorting out all the details, but they weren't sure if
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: the murder charges were going to stick. But one very
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: key piece of evidence stood out to them. They got
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: a hold of the woman's phone records, and on the
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: day in question, she had Googled, does God forgive murderers?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 39:20
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: And so they're like, this will work.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: So she considers herself one.
• 39:23
  Speaker 9: She was charged with premeditated first degree murder and will
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: most likely be spending the rest of her.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Life in a failed jail.
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: And let's talk influencers. Here's one where you've got a
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: group of scientists now and marine biologists having to issue
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: new warnings for all the influencers out there to stop
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: trying to take pictures of sharks. in less than a year,
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: there have been at least three influencers getting bit by sharks,
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: all because they decided to get too close, you know, trying.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: To touch them.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but they look cool.
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: And in one instance, this one influencer was trying to
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: ride the shark, and guess what happened?
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Got bit. No way.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: Fail.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: So, you know, if you see one, just.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Back away, man.
• 40:06
  Speaker 11: Or don't. Like, what do I care?
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Leave him alone.
• 40:08
  Speaker 11: Get bit.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: We got AI, guys. Leave him alone. This 10-foot great
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: white shark, did you see that?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: No. Swimming off of Huntington Beach. Oh, okay.
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: I did hear about that. Yeah, about like 90 yards
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: off the beach.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is the one that they put in headlines
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: as aggressive as opposed to the cuddly ones.
• 40:27
  Speaker 9: I guess because it was circling. They said it was
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: aggressive circling behavior.
• 40:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the headline I saw, mean shark lookout.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: They were running drones and, you know, rescue boats, you know,
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: just looking for this thing. Never got an independent sighting
• 40:41
  Speaker 9: of it, but just as a precaution, they kind of
• 40:43
  Speaker 9: shut it down. But they're saying it's the El Nino,
• 40:46
  Speaker 9: the crazy warm waters that are pulling more shark toward
• 40:49
  Speaker 9: the shore.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: And it made it upset. Yeah, it made it aggressive.
• 40:53
  Speaker 10: The weather makes Greg upset all the time.
• 40:55
  Speaker 9: They're just getting closer to shore.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: CSU Long Beach's Shark Lab has seen double the usual
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: white shark activity in in this year's warm waters.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: I find great white sharks fascinating, but at the same token,
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I don't find it fascinating that they're in the ocean.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Like when they say, where would you like the great
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: white spotted in the ocean? Well, where else would it be?
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's true.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: This next one is from England where this dude was
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: at Yosemite. I'm not Yosemite.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: Yorkshire wildlife park. And he thought to himself, you know,
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: it'd be a good idea. Let's climb over this barrier
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: and get into the tiger enclosure.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That always goes well.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Witnesses say he was in there dancing. He had headphones on.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: He asked a stranger, hey, can you photograph me with
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: the tiger in the background? You know who wasn't feeling it?
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: The tiger.
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: The tiger.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: It attacked him.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: It mauled him to death.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: And good news, Greg.
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: The park says the tiger will not be euthanized.
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: Good.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: It should not be.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Tiger.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: You went into the enclosure.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: They're not going to harambe it. Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: It's not like the tiger crawled out of the enclosure.
• 41:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and attacked a guy who's dancing.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to go get people.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Now, did you see the video? They don't have the
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: entire video, but they have a portion of it when
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: the tiger makes contact with this guy. Yeah.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: And he.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Looks like he's trying to scold it. Yeah, point at it.
• 42:12
  Speaker 11: Oh my God. He's like a cat.
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like, what's his face in Jurassic Park where
• 42:17
  Speaker 9: he's doing like the- Oh yeah, he magically- Because that's how.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: It would work.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, the tiger did listen for a second.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: It did kind of work for a second.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: It was probably just trying to decide where he was
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: going to bite him first.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Right. Like, should I swat his finger or his leg? Yeah.
• 42:31
  Speaker 10: And then the tiger was like, you want to see
• 42:33
  Speaker 10: a cool video?
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Let's make one.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: And here we go.
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: This is one of the better stories because you would
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: think by now people would know that this is just
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: not a good idea. This is another warning to Greg. Oh,
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: this guy was in Bali and he saw a spider
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: and he tried to get rid of it by lighting
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: a piece of paper on fire. And his hope was
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: to scare the spider away.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: I'm going to scare this spider.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, they don't like fire.
• 43:00
  Speaker 9: Now, what he actually did was set the villa that
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: he was staying in on fire.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 43:04
  Speaker 9: Because the wind carried the burning paper onto the villa's
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: grass roof. And then the whole place just went up
• 43:09
  Speaker 9: in minutes. Now, nobody was hurt, but the villa was
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: a total loss. He's in a bunch of trouble, legal, financial,
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: and otherwise. He's on the hook for... now having to
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: rebuild this villa.
• 43:19
  Speaker 11: But Greg would do the same thing if you saw Spire.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Fail.
• 43:21
  Speaker 11: Just burn your house down.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or just move.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Just leave.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: And there you go.
• 43:25
  Speaker 9: There's your Friday fail stories, everybody.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Welcome back.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: Got some other influencer stuff. Other influencers in the news.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: This one's a plus-sized and clueless influencer. It's influencing you
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: to be plus-sized?
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: Her name is Gracie Vaughn, and she's getting roasted online
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: because she posted some glamour shots of herself posing in
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: the rubble of the earthquake in Panama.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Morgan, I met her.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 44:11
  Speaker 10: Oh, kind of, yeah, at the Power Stop event.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: To say she's plus size is an understatement.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: She's a mutant.
• 44:18
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: It's the lower half of her body.
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: So she posed in this tight white shirt and jeans,
• 44:25
  Speaker 9: crouching beside these collapsed houses, and the internet's just going
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: in on her. Her defense is that she was trying
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: to raise awareness and help families rebuild.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Raise awareness of the earthquake?
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: By taking a glamour shot in front of some earthquake rubble.
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: And she did a post where she was carrying a
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: case of water to victims.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 44:47
  Speaker 11: I mean, we need to see that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 10: I'm not defending her in the photos or any way,
• 44:50
  Speaker 10: but she was doing more than that, to be fair.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to be fair to her now.
• 44:55
  Speaker 9: Like such as?
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: It was more than just water. It was like a
• 45:00
  Speaker 10: large amount of supplies that she was giving out to
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: people at the earthquake site, wherever she was taking the photos.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: I'm reminded of when there were the big fires in
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: LA and there was somebody that we work with that
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: wanted to make it look like they were doing more
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: than what they were doing.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: And they brought the social media department from the station
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: down to the parking garage where he was carrying a
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: big empty cardboard box and loading it into a van
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: and That was going to be going to, you know,
• 45:36
  Speaker 9: one of the, you know, where they're collecting for supplies
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: and things like that. And it was like, all right,
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: you got it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: All right, here we go. And they did it like
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: four or five times. Then they went down to the.
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: Actual place and this person was coordinating, getting a shot
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: of them coming out of their vehicle.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: Taking that same empty box. It's an empty box.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: And then carrying it over to another location. At that point,
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: they got the shot. That person got back in their
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: car and then just went home. Didn't do anything at
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: the actual place. That's a literal parody. Like if SNL
• 46:06
  Speaker 9: wrote a parody of a celebrity. That person will remain nameless.
• 46:10
  Speaker 9: That is just disgusting. I'm getting same type of vibes on.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Well, she actually had supplies. Why are you taking... Her
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: boxes weren't empty. Her boxes weren't empty.
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: Glamour shots.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: She's standing in a pile of rubble trying to look cute.
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: It was.
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: This is before the day of influencers, really. But like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: you know, people do this stuff at places where this
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: is not the appropriate place to be taking a photo
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: like that. It was right after 9-11. I was working
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: in New York at the time when 9-11 happened. And,
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: you know, as far down you can go in lower
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: Manhattan toward the Trade Center, they had the streets blocked off.
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: But there was just a pile of twisted metal, rubble, concrete,
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: everything else that you could see down toward the end
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: of the street.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: All the spotlights on it because they're doing the rescue
• 46:52
  Speaker 9: or whatever operation. And there are people right there at
• 46:54
  Speaker 9: the NYPD police barriers, like big, like Sammy's thumbs up photo.
• 46:59
  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: And the NYPD officers like lost it on these people.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: In fact.
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: The one part, they had their camera taken away and
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: the cops smashed it on the ground. And he goes,
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: get the F out of here.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Back before cell phones, you could do that.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, there were no... It's just that.
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: Well, the initial, all the initial photos were like that
• 47:18
  Speaker 10: too for people like across.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: The river. They were taking photos like that. A Miami
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: fitness influencer is behind bars after shooting and pistol whipping
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: an Uber Eats driver.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: The driver had delivered the food, chatted briefly with this.
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: Dude's girlfriend, then came back later hoping to get her number.
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: Which turned out to be a bad idea.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Bury the lead.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: The influencer shot at him, pistol whipped him. Cops also
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: found drug packaging operation there in the influencer's apartment. Seized
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: over $ 11, 000 in cash. And so now he's got nine
• 47:51
  Speaker 9: drug charges on top of the attempted felony murder charge.
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: You couldn't just take the compliment.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: No, I saw the story. The influencer's the boyfriend.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the influencer's the boyfriend.
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: Take the compliment that somebody's into your lady.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. I mean, if he comes back to the house, look,
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to discharge a firearm because there's a
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: very famous saying that the second you pull that trigger,
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: your life changes forever. But yeah, the guy comes back
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: to the house, he's going to get a very stern warning.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: He's going to get a talking to.
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: Hey, I want to clarify that Sammy was not down
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: at ground zero with the thumbs up. I was comparing
• 48:25
  Speaker 9: it to Sammy's photo, her notorious photo that she took
• 48:28
  Speaker 9: at the spot where JFK was assassinated.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Lost his life.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: There was an ex on the street there in Dallas.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: A little plow. Across from the book depository.
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: And she ran out in the middle of the street
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: and she turned around and she had a big dumb
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: smile on her face with two thumbs up and.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: It was a poor choice of hand gesture. I didn't
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: know what to do.
• 48:46
  Speaker 14: I was with someone who said, hey, do you want.
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: A picture out there?
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Go out there and I'll take a picture of you.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: So I was like, okay.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: And because traffic was about to come.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Wait, can we pause real quick? So she's now blaming
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: the person she was with for forcing her to be
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: a disgusting murder porn vampire.
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: But it's still.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: An active street that cars drive down.
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: So.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: The light was turning green, cars were coming, and I
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: just had to do something. I didn't think about it,
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: and it was not a good choice.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: The correct response is, no, I'm not going to take
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: a picture there. That's disgusting. Why would you even suggest that?
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: For a while?
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just so excited after going through the
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: museum and the gift shop.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: I was so excited. I know, and I'm looking at
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: the graffiti. I was ripping out so hard. You know
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: when you're at the Vietnam Memorial in D.C.? That's how
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: I felt when I went to the 9-11 museum.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: I was so excited.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Go rip!
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: When I left there, I was so pumped.
• 49:31
  Speaker 10: Woody was saying, though, to be fair, that if you
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: were there, you would take that kind of photo, too.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: On 9-11.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: No, I would not. I just love JFK and it
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: was like, oh my gosh.
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: It's just because you love New York.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Well, that's how he presented it. I wish I was
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: still a blood spot. I will say this. For all
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: the crap he gets, Sean Penn is the real deal. Like,
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: when he's not accepting an Emmy and he's like, I'm
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: in Haiti building wells, that's what he's doing. And he's
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: not dragging around a camera crew that effing loser who
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: works at this office. Drag the goddamn camera crew down
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: to do some performative nonsense. By the way, I don't
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: know who you're talking about. This person is, to be fair,
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: this person's not even on the air here.
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: No.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: So they're not even doing it for that sort of exposure. Yeah,
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: it wasn't one of the DJs. What a goddamn soulless
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: piece of crap.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Wow. Jeez.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, am I wrong? Tell me, if anyone here,
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: am I wrong?
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: It's an odd choice because it's not for, it's not
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: to promote a show or, or for.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: So I can look good by doing nothing.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: And whoever sees it.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: And it's disgusting. It's gross.
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: There's so much of that performative stuff out there. People
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: do and say things not because they mean it or
• 50:39
  Speaker 9: care at all. They just do it because they want
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: to look a certain way to everybody else.
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: It's easy. It's well, no pun intended. It's lightlifting.
• 50:46
  Speaker 9: The box was empty, yeah.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Everything's for the look nowadays.
• 50:51
  Speaker 9: This other 31-year-old wellness influencer has gone viral for talking
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: about how she asked a male flight attendant to lift
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: her bag up for her and he declined.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Here's what happened there.
• 51:01
  Speaker 16: I asked the flight attendee.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: Can you... Sorry, I should say a fun accent ahead,
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: you guys.
• 51:06
  Speaker 16: I asked the flight attendee, can you please put my
• 51:08
  Speaker 16: bag above my head? The flight attendant said, I can't
• 51:11
  Speaker 16: help you, sorry.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: And then I said, well, I'm actually pregnant.
• 51:15
  Speaker 16: I'd really appreciate if you could help me because last
• 51:17
  Speaker 16: time I injured myself. And he goes, well, if you're
• 51:19
  Speaker 16: not able to lift your bag above your head, you
• 51:21
  Speaker 16: have to check it in.
• 51:22
  Speaker 11: And I just, yeah, I was just so shocked.
• 51:25
  Speaker 16: And the guy next to me, I think he saw
• 51:26
  Speaker 16: my text messages.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: He's like, would you like me to get your bag?
• 51:29
  Speaker 16: I feel this lack of confidence. respect for pregnant women
• 51:33
  Speaker 16: at the moment now that I'm pregnant.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: I've never seen anybody I've seen that's pregnant, people go
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: out of their way. I do all the time.
• 51:42
  Speaker 11: I totally do that.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: I see female stewardesses lift bags all the time.
• 51:45
  Speaker 13: And also, but here's why I think it might have happened.
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: Did you know that I think it's for most, for
• 51:50
  Speaker 13: every flight attendant, they don't get paid until the doors close.
• 51:53
  Speaker 11: So when you're just.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Filing in, it's like.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: No, it's not that. It has nothing to do with paid.
• 51:56
  Speaker 11: I'd be like, why am I doing this?
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: I have the answer.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: I was just going to say that.
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: I have witnessed what this woman has gone through with
• 52:04
  Speaker 10: other flight attendants.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: They said, yeah, I can't help. Lifting the bag.
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: Flight attendants are instructed not to lift bags into the
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: overhead bins. The policy is to offer to help them
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: get the bag checked for free. So, for example, Delta's policy,
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: it states, quote, flight attendants are unable to proactively assist
• 52:22
  Speaker 9: customers placing carry-on baggage into overhead bins. So this guy
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: was doing his job.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: But why?
• 52:27
  Speaker 9: The idea is that lifting bags is a common way
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: people get injured. And a flight attendant, if they get injured, hurt,
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: or whatever... Something minor like that could prevent them from
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: doing their job in an emergency. The flight will be
• 52:38
  Speaker 9: delayed or canceled because now they don't have this flight.
• 52:40
  Speaker 9: So that's the policy. I don't accept that policy.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Is what I'm saying. You don't have to accept it.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: The airline sets the policy. Part of your job in
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: an emergency is to be able to move things out
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: of the way. Yeah, in an emergency.
• 52:53
  Speaker 9: This is not an emergency getting her bag into the overhead.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: But you should be able to do that at all times.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: It's like when you get warehouse jobs, be able to
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: lift 50 feet above your head.
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: It doesn't mean that people don't get hurt. And so
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: it's an unnecessary, low or high risk, I don't know.
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: but it's an unnecessary risk.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Also, not their job. Their job is not there.
• 53:15
  Speaker 9: To be your assistant or to be your butler for
• 53:20
  Speaker 9: your server, your bartender, whatever.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: They are there solely for the purpose of... Is to
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: be your bartender. No, solely for the purpose of... I
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: had a friend, what do you know her?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: She's been a flight attendant for 15 years, and she said, yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: that's absolutely optional. You don't have to help them. And
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: you actually don't even have to serve drinks. That's not
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: their job.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: It sounds like some flight attendant union got some crap
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: in there and now it's policy.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: 877. When women get pregnant, do they lose the function
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: of their arms? She can't lift a bag.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: You're going to have to lift heavy things all the time.
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: You should get used to carrying stuff.
• 53:51
  Speaker 11: My bicep is pregnant.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I'm pregnant. Now I can't put a bag up into
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: a bin.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is true that you should.
• 53:57
  Speaker 14: If you can't lift something you're bringing with you, pack
• 54:00
  Speaker 14: lighter or check it.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: If you're pregnant and you know you can't.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: Lift a bag. She can be traveling.
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: That's not necessarily true either. Within a certain amount of time,
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: like before you're due.
• 54:08
  Speaker 15: I think it's six months.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I forget the rule. Six months?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: I thought it was like the last trimester or something.
• 54:15
  Speaker 11: Well, wouldn't that be six months?
• 54:16
  Speaker 10: That would be six months.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Six months?
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: The last trimester?
• 54:18
  Speaker 11: You can travel for six months into the pregnancy.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you said for the last six months.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: That sounds like what?
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so for the last three months.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: If I got injured putting a bag into an overhead bin,
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't tell anybody.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: How'd you break your arm?
• 54:33
  Speaker 11: Putting a suitcase on the bin.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: It's kind of.
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: Like how the doctor needs to see your penis.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Even though you came in for a sprained wrist.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: You have a broken toe? Show me your scrotum.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: After our voicemail.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY. We did the confessions.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Gina's confession was that she hadn't pooped in three days.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Did you try the thumb thing?
• 55:01
  Speaker 11: Sort of.
• 55:02
  Speaker 9: It's not about being constipated. You just didn't have to go.
• 55:04
  Speaker 11: No, I had to go. That's a good question.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 55:08
  Speaker 11: Well, isn't that the same thing?
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: No, constipated is like you have to go and you can't.
• 55:13
  Speaker 11: I mean, I feel it stuck like in my abdomen.
• 55:16
  Speaker 11: Like not by my butt.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, by your bunghole.
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: After I was voicemail, somebody left us this.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: Hey, I just heard about the confessions and the one
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: girl who has the poop issue. I know somebody that
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: had that and they said they tried fish oil on
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: a regular basis and it works great.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: No more irregularity.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: And there you go. So please pass that on. Thank you.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: So fish oil.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Fish oil. Fish oil.
• 55:50
  Speaker 11: Oh, those big giant. Capsule pills? Oh, I could imagine non-starter.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Any oil would be fine. She can't swallow pills.
• 55:58
  Speaker 11: Can I open it and squirt it into something?
• 56:00
  Speaker 9: No, that's the problem.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: She can't swallow pills as we've seen. It's a Metamucil hour.
• 56:06
  Speaker 11: Maybe there's a fish oil suppository. Should I try it
• 56:09
  Speaker 11: that way?
• 56:09
  Speaker 10: I've been saying belly welly, dude.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: Not nearly as fun as the thumb in the vagina
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: pushed down on the wall.
• 56:16
  Speaker 11: No, I haven't actually tried that.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: Morgan told that one woman, that's what you need to try.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Life-changing.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because that would work.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: 877-44-Woody.
• 56:27
  Speaker 9: That's 877-44-Woody. We had a lot of conversation about if
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: you could get $ 5 million, you get $ 5 million. But
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: by accepting the $ 5 million, it means the person that
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: you hate the most on Earth gets $ 10 million. Do
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: you still take.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: The $ 5 million?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: A lot of people in the room said yes. My
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: wife said absolutely not.
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: Oh, she's like you.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: I love her so much. That's great. She's like, nope.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: I love her.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not. Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 9: Now, a buddy of mine, because I called him, I said, hey, man,
• 57:04
  Speaker 9: what would you do? And he said that he would
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: take the deal because the person who would be getting
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: the 10 million bucks would be his ex-wife.
• 57:12
  Speaker 11: Mm-hmm.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: And- No more- Well, no, because then when she dies-
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: his kids would get the money. So he was like,
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: he was like 3d. Yeah. He was like 3d chess.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: I think the, the spirit of the question is not
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: that something like that's out of the question.
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: Well, it's kind of like the person has said, well,
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: I'm getting 15 million because I hate me more than anybody.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: Everybody said that.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: They live the rest of their life with their money
• 57:37
  Speaker 11: and you live with your money.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: I agree. It's, you can't change the, Like, what would
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: happen in the future? Oh, I'll give the person I
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: hate $ 10 million, but then I'll hire a hitman.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: That's not the spirit of the question.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: What would you do, Seabass?
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: I'd take it because, yeah, I am very... I mean,
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: do I seem like the kind of person that keeps grudges?
• 57:57
  Speaker 12: No.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: But there's not a person on the planet that you hate? Oh,
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: there are many, but... They all get to a million?
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: So how do you say that? I don't know. I
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: don't dwell on it.
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: I'm not smart enough to differentiate here. So you say,
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: I don't hold grudges. No, there's nobody I hate because
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: I've let it go.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: Right, I don't dwell on it and I don't let
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: it affect me. We've said the sayings on the air
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: about what jealousy and rage and resentment, it's more harm
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: to you than it is to a person.
• 58:21
  Speaker 10: Because if you're still thinking about them, they have power
• 58:23
  Speaker 10: over you. They're still winning.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Living in your head, rent-free... All those phrases, that doesn't
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: even come to do it. I have too much to
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: do in my own life to worry about them. That's
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: better than a lot of people, I think. After Hours voicemail, 877-44-WOODY.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Woody's show.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I was listening to you guys, and you brought up that.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You get $ 5 million.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Your worst enemy gets $ 10 million.
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: Here's the caveat.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Do they know that they only got $ 10 million
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: because of me? Just the satisfaction of knowing.
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I decided to make.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: This decision and get $ 5 million. You get $ 10 million,
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: even though I hate you. I feel like that would
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: haunt them. And that would kind of be a revenge.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: See you guys.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: Love.
• 59:14
  Speaker 9: That was also an interesting thought.
• 59:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that'll show you.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: To really show, like, what a better person you are.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Good point.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Even though I hate your.
• 59:20
  Speaker 9: Guts, because I made a decision, now you get to
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: have this. I want you to think about me every
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: single time.
• 59:28
  Speaker 14: Or to even know that you are the most hated
• 59:30
  Speaker 14: person in their life. Like, If you get the money,
• 59:33
  Speaker 14: you're like, because I hate you the most.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like, wait, what?
• 59:37
  Speaker 11: You hate me that much?
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 11: You hate me $ 10 million worth?
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: That's another version of you know that they're thinking about you.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Like if James Corden did it to me, I'd be like, okay, great.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: And it's a satisfaction of knowing that he hates me.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: It's not peripheral hate like a celebrity you dislike or something.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: It's a personal thing. I can think of those people too.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: I still haven't figured out who I hate. Hate, hate.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Lucky.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Mine are not people in my life. It is like celebrities.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 9: I mean, just like, I think if you just sat
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 9: with it, you'd come up.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I have to think about this. And I want the
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: offer to be real. Yeah.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 10: But I think it's a good thing.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: I've been taking the money today.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: I think some of you guys are just not trying
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: hard enough to hear.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 11: You're being a quitter.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Are we living our lives to like normal and nice?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: Are we not stewing over things? Into joyful? That we
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: have no control over? I think it's a good thing
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: you can't come up with anyway. There's some real douchers
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: out there, you know?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Like, No hate and you're rich.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Rap. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: Send us a text over to 22987. More Woody Show
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 9: is next.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. We will be right back.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: So creamy. So good. Hearing the word custard makes my
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: mouth water.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Sounds like a wild weekend.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: You don't even.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 11: You're outside.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: Outside.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: And time for our Friday Dumbass Contest. Today's Dumbass Contest
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: is the DUIQ. Yeah. 877-44-WOODY if you'd like to be
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: our contestant.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 9: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Seabass, explain the game to everybody, please.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: I find a very drunk person out in these streets.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: And ask them some very easy trivia questions, and then
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: that is the game. You guess whether the drunk person
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: can answer the questions correctly. You don't answer them. You
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: just guess whether they can. If you do it properly,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: two out of three times.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: You win. Sounds easy enough.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: And then we're going to try to guess with Sammy
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 9: and Menace, who are Stone Cold Sober.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: See if they know the answers.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: 877-44.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: Let's say hi to Mike. You're on the phone. Hey, Mike,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: what's up?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: Mike!
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, Woody.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 15: I don't know if you've heard, but you're number one
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 15: in Cudahy.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Well, Mike, happy Friday to you.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Happy Friday to you.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Happy Friday. You're going to be the contestant here on
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: the DUIQ.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: Now, before we get to the questions that count towards
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: you winning a prize or not, we're going to get
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: to know the drunk person a little bit better, kind
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: of get a better idea just how with it or
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: not with it they are. And who is this drunk person, Seabass?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: It's going to be May, and she... It's going to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: be May.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: That's the joke.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: And she... She was volunteered to me. One of my
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: tricks when I run into a big group of drunk
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: people is I get them to volunteer the drunkest person
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: in the group. That way it's more of like a
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: fait accompli of who I'm going to be talking to.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: All right, this is May.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: I drank Coroneritas. I drank champagne. And that's pretty much it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: I just kept it the same thing, the same drink.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Now your friends say you're the drunkest person of your group.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: I don't know my limit, pretty much.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: That's the way it is.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: But how old are you? Shouldn't you be old enough
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: to know?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: 27?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: You should know better.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 11: Not this time.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Not this generation. We do not keep it the same.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Aw, babe.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: So, Greg, sometimes you can be old and not know
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: your limit, right? Yeah, of course.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: Greg still doesn't know his limit.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I know my limit. It's gotten better. I've gotten so
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: much better.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: I kind of wish you didn't, Greg. I know.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: It was so much fun when you didn't know.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 9: A lot of women out there, a lot of breasts
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 9: that wish you didn't know.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Never again.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Never again.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: Greg, the more he drinks, the straighter he gets. And
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: then he starts, as we've now coined it, Greg people.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: You get Greg.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Not groping, it's Gregging. And he's just Greg Garius.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Can't do it.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: He is.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Can't do it.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: He's it. Not in this day and age.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: All right, Mike.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 9: So that is May. Now we have the questions ready
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: to go again. Two out of three times. She's got
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 9: to guess if she's going to get them right or not.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 9: Here we go.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Question number one. You're on the DUIQ.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: What's a prime number higher than 10?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 9: Prime number higher than 10. I still don't understand prime numbers.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 11: Don't tell them.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: Not yet, obviously. I couldn't tell them.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 11: I would love to hear you explain it.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: I'll start with a triple no. Triple no.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's my save.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: I might just luck right into it, but triple no.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 11: I'll say triple no.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Because it's going to be a number, hopefully.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 9: I'll say no to May. I'll say no to Menace.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: Sammy looks oddly confident. So I'll say yes to Sammy.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: Yes to Sammy. No to the other two.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: Question number one here on the DUIQ. Mike, do you
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: think that Mae's going to know it?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: All right. Question number one.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: What's a prime number higher than 10? Sammy.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: 13.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 12: 13.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: Menace.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 10: 13.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, babes.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 10: Is that what you wrote down, Ashley?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Sammy's checking. Yeah, that's what he wrote down.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: I know, but is that right?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Well, you tell us why would it be right according
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: to Woody logic? I have no idea. Like I said,
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  Speaker 5: I've never understood the prime number thing.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 9: I know it's like something divisible by something, but I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 9: couldn't tell you what the something is.
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  Speaker 5: Something not?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: What's your guess? Because I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea. I mean, you were really close.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 9: That's the definition, right? A number divisible by, but I
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 9: don't know what the.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Rest of that sentence is.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: One word. I don't know what the end of that
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: sentence is. I don't remember.
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  Speaker 10: Within itself?
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  Speaker 5: By itself and one. So divisible by nothing else.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: So you can't divide.
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  Speaker 11: Not divisible.
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  Speaker 4: You can't evenly divide 13.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, two, three, five. Fifteen.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: Fifteen is what divided by what? Anybody in the room
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: besides Greg and Jim?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Three and five.
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  Speaker 9: Three and five.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 9: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I would have given these guys extra credit if
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: they said 997, because that is the highest prime number
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  Speaker 5: below 1,000.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: That was Menace's second choice.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but I just wanted to go with 13. Yeah,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 10: you know, I might as well keep it.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: Easy peasy.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: And you wrote down 13.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, babe.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: All right, cool.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Good for you, dude. No, it's impressive. I'm impressed.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: I really am.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: I was very wrong with triple no.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so suck on that.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Question number one.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: D-U-I-Q.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 9: Mike said that May won't get this. Let's see if
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: he's on the board.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: What's a prime number higher than 10?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 10: 12?
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  Speaker 2: 12?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: What do you love about 12?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 11: 12 is an even number.
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  Speaker 5: It is an even number. My definition is not prime.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: And drink prime.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Well, congratulations, Mike.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 9: You got a point here in this round of the DUIQ.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Question number.
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  Speaker 5: Who was.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: Wait, what? Hold on.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: What did you say, Mike?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: I said I thought it was indivisible and justice for all.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 9: I was right up there with my definition.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Question.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: America.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: Question number two. DUIQ. Who was a U.S. president during
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: World War II?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: Who was a U.S.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 9: President during World War II?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I will go triple note.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: This might be a trick question because there might have been.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: One?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: There might have been five.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Who knows?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: Yes, there were five.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Might have been 50.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: Sometimes Menace pulls these out, but I'm going to say Trips, no.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: Trips, no.
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  Speaker 9: I will say triple, yeah, triple no. Triple no.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: What do you think here, Mike? Yes or no?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: No. No.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Question number two. D-U-I-Q. Who was a U.S. president during
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: World War II? Menace.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: If I'm wrong, I want to ask another question.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: Uh, is it Eisenhower?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Eisenhower.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: Eisenhower.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: Also, is it the president that was in a wheelchair
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: and then they let him be president longer than, than normal?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: Well, hold on.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 11: What's your answer?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Hold on to both of them. But I said Eisenhower
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: is your answer.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Roosevelt.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: Roosevelt.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: I know if it's, if you say Roosevelt or Adams,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: you have to tell me which one. Oh yeah. Cause
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: there've been two of those each.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Which one, Sammy? Theodore.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 11: Uh, Ted dog.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, you guys both screwed it. Uh, FDR was the
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: main one.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 11: Okay, well, I knew, whatever.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: No, not whatever. You specifically went the wrong way. And, Metis,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: you are correct. FDR was in a wheelchair. They hid it. Also,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: FDR died during World War II, during his fourth term
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: in office. Yeah. So people complaining about, you know, I mean,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: not to make this political, but we had long-serving presidents.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 9: I knew it was Roosevelt.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: I think this is BS.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: I gave you the chance. Yeah, he did. He gave
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: me a chance.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 11: I knew it was one of them weird shit, although
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 11: I just, whatever.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: No, it's not whatever. It's like if you said Bush,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: which one? Right, Bush, Roosevelt, Adams.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 11: Dang it.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: There's been a couple of those.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 11: You're very close.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: One was a rough rider. The other rode roughly in
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: a wheelchair. But then when he died, Truman would have
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: been the other acceptable answer. But Eisenhower, to your point-
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: was elected because of his service during World War II
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: as the General of the Allies.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, that was Menace's point.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: He's highly correlated.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: That's why he said it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: Here's what I don't know.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 9: What was the reason he was allowed to have four terms?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: There wasn't a rule against it. Oh, there wasn't a
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: rule yet. And he bribed people with his goddamn New Deal,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: which just prolonged the Great Depression.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: And nobody wanted to tell the guy in the wheelchair
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 9: it couldn't serve again.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 13: And like you said, didn't all the press and everything
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 13: go out of their way to only shoot him from
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 13: the waist up?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: And then his wife was like... Super hot. Super hot, yeah.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Signing stuff for him and stuff.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Allegedly.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: Nelly.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: So, Mike....
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Isn't there wartime that allows for that too?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, I guess they could, right? But that was
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: before they had the rule that he was able to
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: do that. Now, I guess they could debate that and
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: they'd have to approve it and stuff. I'm sure that
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: debate would go well these days.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 9: So, Mike, you're saying that May will not get the
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: answer to this question, correct?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: She will not get it.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 9: She will not get it.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Question number two, D-Y-Q.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 9: Let's see here.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Who was a U.S. president during World War II?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: Uh, Roosevelt.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: What's his first name?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Roanoke.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: Roanoke?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: Roanoke.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Roanoke.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Roanoke. That's what the name of a cabbage patch gets. Yeah,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: so you're not accepting that.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 11: You're not accepting Roanoke Roosevelt?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: No, I'm saying just by saying Roosevelt. No, because in Jeopardy,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: they would always ask, you can't just say Adams Roosevelt Bush,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: et cetera.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 9: Right, if you didn't accept it for Sammy, you can't
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 9: accept it for me.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: And Menace wants you to know it was the 22nd
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: Amendment in 1951 that had term limits on the president.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, he just wrote it.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Mike, congratulations. You are a winner here on the DUIQ.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: Good job, Mike.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Nice. Nice.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: All right, Mike. Hang on one second, man. Appreciate you
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: listening to the Woody Show. Have yourself a great weekend, okay? Hey,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: one second.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: Hey, one second.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: One second, Woody.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: Hey, I just sent you guys a song called I
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: Want to Make Love to You.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: It's in your, take a listen to that, man.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: That's a jam.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: It's not in a drop box.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: It's just, you can open it just like a regular
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: text message.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: We'll get Greg right on that.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Is it Boyz II Men? Oh, it's your song?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: Wait.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: I made it. You made it.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Let me get it.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Okay. And it's called I Want to Make Love to You.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: I'll get it for you, Greg.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: All right, Mike. Hang on one second, buddy.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: Hang on one second. There's our winner on the DUIQ.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 9: All right, now we've got one more question. Question number three.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: Liquor that is 90 proof is what percentage alcohol?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Ooh, love that question.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: That's a weird one.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: I think Menace will know this. Oh, wait, you know what?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 9: I don't know this one.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 11: I don't think this is common knowledge, no. I've heard
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 11: it explained before.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Mega common knowledge.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: Also, Greg, you clearly know it.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: Well, Greg's an alcoholic.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 9: It's in your wheelhouse. Greg's an alcoholic.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 11: I've heard it explained, but it's not. I didn't grow
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 11: up knowing that.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 9: It's like when someone says eight ball to me, Greg.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: Well, eight ball isn't printed on the drugs you get.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: I know, but I'm also not buying. I don't really
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: buy booze.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 11: It's the same. It's given to me, and I give
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 11: it to somebody else.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: I don't drink.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: I guess Posey wouldn't know this, but Greg.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 11: Clean living.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: Liquor that is 90 proof is what percentage alcohol?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: What percentage?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: I think Sammy, yes. Triple no.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 11: I'm saying quadruple no, including myself.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 9: Quadruple no.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: I'm saying only yes to Sammy. Cinco no.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Just think about the distillation courses you took in chemical engineering.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Think of that. That'll guide you to the answer.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: Greg, what do you say? Only yes to Sammy.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Only yes to Sammy. A lot of pressure.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Come on, Sammy.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: All right, question number three, DUIQ.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: Liquor that is 90 proof is what percentage alcohol?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 11: 20%.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: 20%. Right, Gina?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: That sounds good to me.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 11: Sure, sounds like a plan.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, menace.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: 30%.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: 30%.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: Well, what is it? Just half.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: All you do is divide it by two. Or times two,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: depending on which one. So if it's 100 proof, it's 50.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: So like Wild Turkey 101, it would be 50.5%.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: It's that easy. It's that easy. And it's like how Everclear,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: if you live in a state that'll actually sell it
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: to you, is like 195.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: So it's almost pure alcohol. Because above that, you can't physically,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: it'll just evaporate above that.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 11: Everclear is that potent?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 11: I don't remember tasting that.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: We used to pour Everclear in the street and light.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: It on fire.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fun.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 9: Is that what the hibachi chefs used to make the volcano?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: That's how you spit fire. Some states are all a
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: bunch of pussies and won't sell it in liquor stores.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Question number three, DUIQ. Here's Mae.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: Liquor that is 90 proof is what percentage alcohol?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: Nine?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: What would you say is your percentage alcohol right now?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Twelve over.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Twelve over. All right.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: Well, there you go. That's the DUIQ, everybody. We learned
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: so much.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: We did.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: Do you think you can figure out what might pop up? Now,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: computer's down.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: Jeff brought this in. Finish the Google search.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 9: So if you type in, you know how it does
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 9: like the predictive, what you're trying to look up?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 9: So what things come up when you type in, is.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: It illegal to?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Like, what do you.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 9: Think the top five searches are for? Is it illegal to?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 11: I think it's like own an animal. Like own an elephant.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: I'll go with vape on a plane.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: I'll go with smoke weed.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: Smoke weed in my state, whatever. None of those things
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: are on there.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: How about vote for somebody else? Like on behalf of
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: somebody else.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Nope. Really? Yeah. So far, nothing. Kiss your sister.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Skip jury duty.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 11: Marry your cousin.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Speed.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: None of that.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Is it illegal to?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 9: Is it illegal to? What do you think the top
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 9: five searches are? We type it into Google.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: Break at work.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 9: Number five. Is it illegal to fake your own death?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 11: Oh, I think it is.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 11: I think it's round one.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 10: I think you get life in prison for that, actually.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 9: You get life in prison?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: For faking your own death?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: I think it depends on the situation. If they're using
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: resources to find you, you're in a lot of trouble.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 9: Well, I know you'd be in a lot of trouble.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 9: I know you're not supposed to do it.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: Life in prison, man.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Life in prison.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: That's what I always heard. Okay. I didn't look it up.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: Number four.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 9: Is it illegal to take the mattress tag off your mattress?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: What year is this?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 11: This is all thanks to the Pee Wee Herman joke.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 9: Also, if you just read the tag. The tag tells you.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 11: It's for the factory.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the consumer, which would be you.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 9: You can take it off.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: I still never take it off.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 9: It's the first thing I do with pillows. I take
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 9: all the tags off pillows.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: So unsightly.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 9: Unsightly, but also like.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: You can feel it.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 9: They'll stick out from the other end of the pillowcase.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Don't like it. And I didn't want menace
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: to alarm too many people. But yeah, only a few
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: years in prison for faking your death, depending on what
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: you're trying to avoid.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 11: And it's not explicitly illegal, according to this website.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: But it's tied to fraud. Yeah, why are you faking
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: your own?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Sure, right, right.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: No, you get life.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 9: All right, so finish the Google search. What do you
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 9: think the top five searches are? We're at number three here.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 9: Is it illegal to date a 17-year-old if you're 18?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 11: Oh, that's a good question.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: I mean, these days.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: High school. Yeah, be careful. Technically, yes.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 11: No, it's not. You have a two-year buffer.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Well, it depends on the state, but there's Romeo and
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Juliet laws for such a thing.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Sounds like Sammy really knows about this. How old is
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Steamboat Willie?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 11: I'm not 19.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: 18.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 9: Is it illegal, number two, the second most popular search,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 9: is it illegal, Seabass, to record someone without their permissions?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 9: Which is big now because of all the people on
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 9: the streets. This used to be something that only we
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: in broadcasting had to worry about. But now that everyone
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 9: has a professional recording device.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: And the answer is potentially if they have an expectation
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: of privacy, for instance, in, let's say, a bathroom or
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: a changing area or their own home. And you're broadcasting
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: and also depends on the state. But anything out like
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: in a public space.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: You know, anything outdoors.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Street parking lot. Right.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: Anything where other people can normally enter and exit and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: conversations would be able to be overheard. Yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Number one, is it illegal to.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: Not pay your taxes?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 11: Run down the street naked.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 9: So if you go on Google, you type in, is
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 9: it illegal to the number one search for, is it
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 9: illegal to the person?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: I'll press your boobs against the glass. Is it illegal
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: to be a racist? What?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 11: That's the number one search?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: Is it illegal? Right.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 15: I mean, so what I did was, cause I talked
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 15: to Greg about before, before the show about this.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: So I cleared my cache.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did all that.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: All the cookies gone. So it would be a fresh search.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: Nothing that I have searched.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: Because God knows what that list would look like. Of course,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: Jeff Garcia wants to be a racist.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: So that was legit what all came up.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 13: That's crazy because I just put it in and I
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 13: didn't clear anything. Is it illegal to collect rainwater?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: Is that correct?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: In some places it is.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 9: It would be illegal to collect rainwater?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: In some places they have these.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Receptacles that comes off the gutter and goes into a barrel.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: And in some places, you're not allowed to do that.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: I bet you it's certain areas, like drier, like desert
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: areas where they have water management rules and watershed, all
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: that kind of crap.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 9: But wouldn't it be then to conserve water, right?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: But they would argue that the natural landscape doesn't, you're
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: messing with the natural landscape.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: That's dumb. My first choice is, is it illegal to
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: talk to dolphins?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: That's yours? What are you Googling, Greg? Greg's high thoughts.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Is it illegal to sleep in your car?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: And is it illegal to collect rainwater? And is it
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: illegal to drive barefoot?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 9: Dude, that's exactly mine. Dolphins sleep in your car, collect rainwater,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 9: drive barefoot.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: And to not have health insurance is the next one
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: on there.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 11: Yep, that's mine too.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: That's my bottom one. My top three, unfortunately, are marry
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: your cousin. Accurate. You've made an argument for that. Date
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: your cousin. And then relationship under 18. I've never even
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: had sex with anybody under 18. And even when I was.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: And kill is my fourth one.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Is it illegal to kill?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: Just kill in general.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 11: Kill your cousin who's under 18.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: Let me talk about this dolphins one now.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 9: Even when you were under 18, you never had sex
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 9: with somebody under 18?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: No, my girlfriends were always older than I. When did
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: you lose your virginity? Not until I was 18. Oh, okay.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, so the dolphins one has to do with people
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: just screwing with marine life in general.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah, getting their attention and bothering them.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: You know, just in general, man, thank God for Google
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: and the Internet and stuff.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: You get to be.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: Curious about stuff and then get an answer to something
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: without having to, you know. Go to the library? Dig through, yeah.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 9: Dig through the old school way of doing things.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: That's how we get old wives tales because no one
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: could check them on it. They're like, all right, okay.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: That's what I heard.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 9: That's how you just figured that if you faked your death,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 9: you went to prison for life.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: The rest are lies.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 9: Things like that.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: It's true.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look into it.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: Although, man, I think.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 9: I think there are a lot of people that pretend
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 9: that they know things that they don't really know. You know,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 9: I think there's a lot of that.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 9: I'm sitting here on these DUIQ questions. And again, I
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 9: know I'm not the smartest person. I don't think I'm
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 9: the dumbest person, but I'm not by far. I'm not
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 9: the smartest person. I don't consider myself to be a
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 9: smart person. No, but when we hear these questions like, oh, what?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 9: You don't like prime number, you know, like you with
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 9: the pony.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: I thought I was alone on that.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: My daughter was so disappointed.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I bet.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 11: But, like, with DUIQ, it's funny because to me those are, like,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 11: trivia questions.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 13: And I know a lot of trivia, but I wouldn't
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 13: consider myself particularly book smart.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 9: So, like, I feel like there's got to be– I
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 9: can't be this alone. Like, when you get those kind
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 9: of questions and you're like, I don't know, dude.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 9: You know, but you somehow– like, because you have other– intelligence,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 9: other smarts to be able to kind of get through life.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 9: But man, there's so many times you just feel so stupid,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 9: you know, like, uh, well, no, like just with, um, um,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 9: what was the other question?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: Proof? No, the president question.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I don't know. World War.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 9: Like, I, like, like, I don't know, but thank God
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 9: because I am curious about a lot of stuff and
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 9: I do have an interest. I like fun facts. I
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 9: like to know different things, but man, you just asked
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 9: me cold. On a lot of this stuff, man, you
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 9: feel so stupid.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 10: And when you're on the spot.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 9: But there's a lot of people when you're in those
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 9: kind of situations and things come up and people are
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 9: talking about something.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: You don't?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: No, you don't.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 9: I love turning it around and go, oh, well, what's
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 9: the answer?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: And they start dancing around.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: Well, it also depends on your past. Like, I remember
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: writing a report in school, like in fifth grade, on
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: William Henry Harrison.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: You know, I know he died of pneumonia.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 11: Didn't he have, like, an hour-long presidency?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Like, it was very, very, very short.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: He died in 30 days.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 10: Until you just mentioned that he was president, I had
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 10: no idea who you were talking about.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: But, you know, if you didn't have to do certain
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: things in school, then maybe you don't remember.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 11: Like Slumdog Millionaire.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 10: Well, I kind of loosely knew the answer, though, but
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 10: I just didn't retain it. Like, I knew it was, like,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 10: some president that was present longer than... normal and things
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 10: like that.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: But this is why talking to AI is fun, Menace,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: because as you're thinking like this, you say, hey, fill
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: in the blank, you're AI, tell me about who was
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: president during World War II and tell me some fun
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: facts about them. And who was in the wheelchair. Yeah,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: and you can ask, who's that president in that wheelchair
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: one time?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 11: Which one was Roanoke Roosevelt?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and who was the, yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: And your AI will talk to you, give you fun facts?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: So in general.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 10: Who was the wife that was actually doing everything?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 9: When people start talking about things or like historical things
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 9: and other things that people would say are, quote, Especially
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 9: like CBAT.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: Common knowledge.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, common knowledge.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows these.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 9: Honestly, if you had to honestly answer the question, how
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 9: much of that would, like if you said like a percentage,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 9: like that you think that you know?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: It just in overall?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 11: Just in trivia?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: Like if you're sitting around discussing random historical things?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: Or not just historical, but any of these things like- Yeah,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: absence of court.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 9: What was the alcohol question?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 11: No clue on that.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: Honestly- I would say 75%.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I was going to say 70. I believe that
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 11: for Greg.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: 75?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like 30.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: No way. That's the thing.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 13: When I say you really don't know, that's because I
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 13: truly believe that you do know it. I'm not like, ew,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 13: you don't know it.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: I'm like, yes, you do. But that's the thing. I'm
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: being very honest and vulnerable because you do feel so
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: stupid sometimes.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: Well, that's the other thing. When you think everybody knows
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 9: this but me, man, is that an alone feeling. But
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 9: so if I really didn't know it. Why would you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 9: say you didn't know it?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: If I really did know it, why would that be
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: a thing that you would say? I'm just wondering.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 9: I kind of hope. That's part of it, I think.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 9: I hope that there are more people. just as dumb
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 9: as I am because it'll make me feel better about myself.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 11: And I don't think it's dumb at all.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 13: I think it's, especially at our age, we're so focused on,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 13: you know, the things that surround our job and our world.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 11: Why would we retain that information? There's a reason to.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: I forgot. Yeah.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's never been one of those things where
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 9: it's like, wow, to unlock the vault to where the
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 9: money to pay the rent is, is behind the answer
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 9: to this question. Answer the question, then you could unlock
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 9: the safe that has your car payment in it.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 11: But that's the thing.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 13: If we were at a bar doing trivia, I'd like
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 13: to think I'd be an asset to your team. But
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 13: if we're trying to pass the bar, I'm not your girl.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: Good news, Woody. Test scores keep getting lower and lower.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: A lot of folks will join you. You won't be alone.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: We got computers.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: You can send us a text.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 9: Send whatever you got over to 22987. More Woody Show
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 9: is next.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 8: Hang on.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: And so the, uh.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 9: Horse-drawn carriages in New York City are going away.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Did you see that?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm kind of happy about that. That always depressed me.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: It did?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, those horses look so sad.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: Sammy, so romantic, though. I know.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: I've done it, and I liked it.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: And how do you know that the horses are unhappy?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: Did you talk to them?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: Like, maybe they enjoy having a purpose and a job.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 11: I don't think so. I think these are the ones
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 11: that are like, okay, you had your fun. This is
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 11: what you're going to do for the rest of your life.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: No, I get it.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 9: I like the idea of them.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Because it's like, I don't know, it's just so classic,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: you know? It is.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 11: It's romantic-seeming, but also smelling horse poop is not great.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: It's just a thing.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: A little horse carriage ride through Central Park. But, yeah,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: I guess it'll be done. The city reached a deal
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: with the operators to get rid of the carriage rides
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: by June of 2028. Here's your deal. You're gone.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 9: Animal rights advocates, they have been arguing for years about this.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 9: The owners say that they're well cared for. Of course
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 9: they're going to say that. But it really is an
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 9: end of an era.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 11: Like walking through traffic and people. It's like, eh, just
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 11: let them live.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: You see it in a lot of cities.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 9: They would have them in a bunch of different cities.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But now, Woody, this is just, and I know
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: this is not going to be news for your dad,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: but horse racing is not long for this world.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: He's about ready to retire.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 11: He's not long for that job, so it's fine.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 9: You can say the same thing about radio, but what
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 9: do I care?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: I'll be ready to retire. By the time it's really like...
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: The death rattle.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 9: The death rattle, whatever.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: I think there'll be some kind of resurgence of local broadcasting.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: It might not be over a radio wave.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 9: I don't care about the local broadcasting part. It's just,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 9: I mean, like, content and, you know, you're doing this podcast. Like,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 9: if you want to do something, you'll be able to
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 9: do it, but I'll be super lazy. It won't be
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 9: your problem.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: Thought this was interesting. Great films.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 9: All these films that are considered these great films that
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 9: were big flops at the box office.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 11: Oh, I love these.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 9: You know, I was surprised that Shawshank Redemption.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: That was a flop? Famously.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 11: I didn't know that.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: And the only reason we even know it exists is
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: because Ted Turner famously bought it for himself.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 11: And put it on every second of it.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 9: So Shawshank Redemption came out in 1994. The budget was
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 9: $ 25 million.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: For that movie.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 9: And it grossed $ 28.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: 8 million. Oh, my God.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 11: It broke even, basically.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: Well, that's broke halfway even because movie math is you've
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: got to basically make twice what you spent twice.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, with all the marketing and all that kind
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 9: of stuff.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: Fight Club.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 11: Oh, I love that movie.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: Never saw it.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: So dumb. It's so overrated.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 11: Oh, but for the time it was perfect.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know how it aged. I think it's a
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: DVD hit, right? If I watch it now, would I
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: like it?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: I think you would.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 11: I think you would.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: It's one of those things where the twist was to
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: not know the twist is part of it. I didn't
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: even know there was a twist.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 11: Oh, perfect.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: All I remember.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 9: Was the poster with the pink bar of soap. It
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 9: said Fight Club on it.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 11: I think you'd like it.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: It was very anti- Let's find out.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 7: Watch it.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 11: Watch it.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 7: Let us know.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: Anti-consumerist, anti-the man, anti-9 to 5. Take them down.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: I won't say the twist, but if I'm remembering it correctly,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: I thought it was so dumb.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: Dude, it's basically office space.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 9: Fight Club from 1999. The budget was $ 63 million. It
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 9: made $ 38 million.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Citizen Kane. Never saw it. Never saw it.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. 1941. It is a great movie. Is it?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Rosebud!
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 14: I hated it the first two times I saw it,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 14: but the third time, I was like, all right, you
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 14: got me.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: Anything that you.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: Have to work at liking, not... work at it. I
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: just didn't get it.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 14: And I got mad at people when they told me
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 14: that I didn't get it, but I was young and
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 14: I didn't get it.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 10: Go to any film school, like 90% of the class
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 10: will say Citizen Kane is their favorite movie.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: It's the worst.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 9: I would think film students would be some of the
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 9: most exhausting people to hang around. Because, man, overanalyze everything. Yeah,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 9: like film critics.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 9: Like, think about those people. Those people are always party.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, God. I mean, then you get, like... Like, you're cool.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 8: I think.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 10: I said the other 10... There's, like, 10% of the
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 10: class who actually I'm, like, still friends with.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 10: They're cool and fun and still go do awesome things. Like,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 10: I'm sure, like, you know, the guys from Workaholics weren't
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 10: saying that, you know, Citizen Kane was their favorite movie
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 10: in film school.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 11: But as a film critic.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: There's always exceptions to the rule.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 9: You have to separate yourself. I think the general rule
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 9: would be I don't know. They seem like they would
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 9: be insufferable.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 8: Overall.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: Citizen Kane, $ 840, 000 budget.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: It made $ 1.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: 9 million.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, 1971. No.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 9: Budget was $ 3 million and it made $ 2. 6 million.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 11: That's shocking.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: You watched the new Willy Wonka thing?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: You liked it.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 11: The Netflix thing?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: The Netflix, yeah, game show. Oh, my God.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 14: It hooked me so hard. I could not stop watching it.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 14: I binged the whole thing. I loved it so much
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 14: because you know how obviously Willy Wonka, you go into
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 14: the chocolate factory and nobody knows what to expect.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: It's everything different at every turn.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: Obviously.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: Obviously. And so the.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 14: Game show was like this and the twists to it,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 14: you think, oh, this is kind of going to be
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 14: like Survivor-ish or that kind of stuff.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: And they twist it.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 14: And I mean, the contestants are crying half the time
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 14: because they are like emotionally distraught.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: You like crying and people crying, Seamus?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: It's hilarious. Yeah.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so Willy Wonka, the budget was $ 3 million. It
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: made $ 2.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 9: 6 million.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, interesting. Jennifer's Body. Never watched it.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 11: Never heard of it. Never heard about it. Is it
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 11: Megan Fox or something?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: Who's in it?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 11: I think it's a Megan Fox movie.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 9: But these are the great films that flopped.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: I didn't know it was a great film. Yeah, okay.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: Budget $ 16 million. It was a film.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 9: It grossed $ 16. 2.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: Loser.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: It's a Wonderful Life.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 13: That's another manufactured one, right?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: 1946.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 9: I've never seen that. The budget was $ 3.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: 2 million. You hate it, though, because of the little girl, right?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: I never saw the movie. Oh, really?
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 9: Who am I thinking of that hates?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 9: My wife hates that movie.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 11: And she loves Christmas.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: Mrs.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: Christmas hates that movie? Because she hates that girl.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 9: Every time a bell rings, an angel.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: Gets its wings. She hates it.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: That's only one part of it.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: And it might be more like, I would say it's the,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: that or Miracle on 34th Street.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: Aren't they legally the same movie?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: I'd say one in two best family Christmas movies. Not comedies.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: The OG one?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 9: Like the black and white one?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: Just like super like, like, We're cramming Christmas down your throat.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: With Natalie Wood?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Yes. Right?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 14: Except for the thing is, is that the original Miracle
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 14: on 34th Street had the better Santa, but then the
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 14: new Miracle on 34th Street with Maura Wilson as the
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 14: little girl was the better little girl.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 9: Natalie Wood was the better.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: Maura Wilson was better.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 10: 100%.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: No chance.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Which is the one where the guy thought he wouldn't
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: make a difference in the world.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 11: It's a wonderful lie.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: It's a wonderful lie.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 9: It's kind of spooky, actually.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 7: Is it?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: A little bit. There's spirits and ghosts to it.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 11: No, it's just the whole thing is kind of Twilight Zone.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: It's a Christmas purist. I'm kind of surprised.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 9: But at the same time, being a basic bitch, then
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 9: maybe I shouldn't be surprised. No, I'm honestly surprised that
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 9: you would say that about the new Miracle on 34th
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 9: Street really had anything redeeming at all.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: The old one, the classic.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 11: As opposed to loving the classic.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: No, Natalie Wood was not a better actress than Maura Wilson.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 11: Absolutely not.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, damn.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 8: Christmas fight.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's not.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 14: I see what you're saying, and I do still watch
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 14: both of them every year. But I wish that I
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 14: could take the Santa from the first one and Laura
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 14: Wilson from the.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 11: Second and make one movie.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: This is what AI was meant for.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: Princess Bride.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 11: Oh, come on.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: 1997. One of my favorite movies of all time. Budget
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: $ 16 million. Opening weekend, made $ 206, 000.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 6: How?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: And it ended up grossing $ 30. 9 million.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, there you go.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 11: Did people, were they just turned off by the title?
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: You know, I don't know. We didn't see it in
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: the theater. We watched this.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 9: It was on VHS. And my sisters and I, man,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 9: we loved that movie. I still will sit down.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: I will watch that.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 9: If I see it's on, I'll pop it. It doesn't
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 9: matter what point in the movie. Shawshank Redemption is the
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 9: same way. It doesn't matter at what point that movie is.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 9: I watch it from that point. I can't turn it off.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: Go to the commercials, even.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 9: God, I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 9: That's another one. I feel like people just say they
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 9: like it because they're supposed to say they like it.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Never saw it.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: Theater nerds.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 11: I was just going to say it's theater people. From 1975,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 11: the budget was $ 1.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: 2 million.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: It's opening weekend.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: It only made $ 135, 000.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 9: Because it is bizarre.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: The Big Lebowski.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 9: Love that movie.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 9: I could see where people don't like it.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 11: I don't get it.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: I couldn't even finish it.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: It was so boring.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 13: I feel like you're not allowed to say you don't
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 13: like Big Lebowski, but it's okay.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 11: I like all the- So goddamn overrated.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: I don't get the.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 13: Julianne Moore plot line at all. That I could do without.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: That whole plot line. This is one I've never seen
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: all the way through. The Nihilists?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 13: I liked seeing Buscemi and what's his name?
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 11: The dude? John Goodman.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: John Goodman.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 11: I liked seeing them all together, but the other storyline
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 11: I don't care about.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: Is this your homework, Larry?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: Love that movie.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: I can understand why some people don't like it. Budget
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: was $ 15 million and it grossed $ 19.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: 5 million.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 9: Another terrible movie, Donnie Darko. Oh, you don't like Donnie Darko?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 9: That's one that people say they like. It's like Sonic Youth.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: You don't really like Sonic Youth.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: It's the ultimate example. People did not like it. They pretended.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 13: I'm not saying I totally understand it, but I've seen
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 13: it many times.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, it sucks.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 5: And you claim to like it?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 11: I do like that movie.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 11: I like those kind of movies. I like psychological thrillers.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: What about it do you like?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, what was so great? I, again, I like that genre.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: I like, uh, what was so great about this?
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 11: I like Gyllenhaal. I like, well, I don't want to
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 11: give anything away, but I like, do we care about it?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: You're 25 years old.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: You're just lying to us.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 11: We didn't give away Fight Club. Uh, I like the,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 11: the rabbit, you know, uh, uh, what's the word?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Um, um, Guide? You're the one who saw it.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen it in years, but
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 13: I've seen it many times. Like the alter ego, the
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 13: alter personality.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 9: I went to the theater with a friend who got
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 9: passes to see it, and they were so excited, and
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 9: people were talking about this movie and hyping it up.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: And I went, and I go, what the F? At
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 5: one point in the movie, I leaned over, I said
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: to her, what the F are we watching?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 5: It's kind of a coming-of-age weirdo.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 13: Weird, psychological... Depressing. I like that genre.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: Anything that involves newfound telekinetic powers is not going to
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: be good.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 9: The budget was $ 6 million. It made $ 2. 5 million.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: Blade Runner from 1982.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: Boring.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 11: Seen it.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: Film school nerds. Budget was $ 28 million. It grossed $ 32 million. Dune, whatever.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: It's I.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: The original one?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 9: 84, yeah. $ 40 million budget. It made $ 31.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: 4 million. Wasn't David Bowie in that?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 11: No, that's Labyrinth.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: Oh. And then The Thing.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: Same thing.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 5: From 1982.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: I loved that movie. You did? It was scary and gross.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 5: The Thing?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: The Thing.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 9: The Budget was $ 15 million and it made $ 20.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: 1 million. They're in the Arctic.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 11: Is that a blob or is that a different movie?
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: That's a different movie.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: That's The Blob.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 9: It's called The Blob.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 11: The Thing isn't a blob.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah, right.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: It's literally called The Blob. We used to watch The
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: Blob and the original... What's the one with the original...
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 5: The first zombie movie ever. Night of the Living Dead.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: Night of the Living Dead.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. We had those on VHS for some reason,
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 5: and I would watch them. I was like, this isn't scary.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 11: Night of the Living Dead is a joke.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: Most of it doesn't even make sense.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 5: It looks like a teenage film school project.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. There was a film... Is that the black and
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: white one? Yeah. Yeah. There was a horror movie.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 9: I remember when I was a kid, and it was on,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 9: and it was so.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 9: Even as a kid, I'm like, wow, this is really dumb.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 9: It was called Deadly Friend.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sounds good.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 9: It was called, no, it was so bad. The effects
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 9: were so bad. At one point, it's pretty well known
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 9: for this one scene where one of the characters throws
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 9: a basketball and the other person who would have hit
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 9: their head, their head exploded.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: Sweet.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 11: I'm in.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: Deadly Friend.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, sorry, the blob was not in black.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: FYI.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: Not a living dead.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: Right, right, yeah.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: Dude, you're thinking about Flubber.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 9: Great films that flop.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: You have this giant wad. It's too big.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 11: And I'm not laughing.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's a... I don't know.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 5: What kind of turn up you've been involved in? I
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: don't know if it can.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 9: Keep up with this guy in Massachusetts.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 5: This is New Hampshire.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: Same thing, right, Sammy?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, legally the same thing.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: I'm not even here to argue that.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 11: It's the same thing.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, a guy in New Hampshire had a really interesting week.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 9: This was around 945 on a Monday night. 911 sent
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 9: first responders over to his place because he wasn't breathing.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: Too many drugs. But they got him back with Narcan.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: 30 minutes later. He gets behind the wheel of a vehicle,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: which he then crashes into a parked police car with
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 5: the officer sitting inside.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 11: This chock full of good choices.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 5: Well, Narcan's supposed to literally F you up immediately.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 9: The officer was okay. And the guy was arrested for DUI.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: Pride.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: And released. I can't keep bad people behind bars, you guys.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 5: Three hours later. Police found homeboy. Now he's at the
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: tow yard. He's going through his impounded car. Still intoxicated.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 5: So they asked him how he got there. He told
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: them that they... Hey, I drove here.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: I drove.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 9: What a silly question. So he was arrested. Second DUI
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 9: of the night. Back to jail he went.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: For 10 minutes?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: This time the judge had kept him there.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, two DUIs and an overdose. That was enough for
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 9: one night.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 11: That's a hell of a night.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Damn.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: As my fellow counsel here, I don't know. Was he
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: still intoxicated?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 5: Don't know for sure.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 10: Hey, guess what?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: I'm drunk right now.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 5: Opioids, man.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: Did they see him driving the car, though?
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but did they see him having an unsafe amount
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: of opioids in his system?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: Guess what?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 10: I took a spaceship to work today. It doesn't mean
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 10: it's true.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: I saw a thing. They were asking people what lengths
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: they went to not get a DUI after they had
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: been drinking, and.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 9: Some of the stories were pretty crazy.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: So they're driving?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: No, not even necessarily.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 11: Propositioning the cop?
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: To get out of it.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 9: They would intentionally, for example, park the car a couple
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 9: blocks away, and then they would leave the keys up under,
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 9: on top of the tire kind of thing. So that
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 9: way the keys weren't in the car, and they would
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 9: go back to the car.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: That was kind of convoluted.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 9: This other one where they were drunk and they saw
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 9: the cop was behind them, but they pulled up in
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 9: front of this house.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 5: And they go, well, I'm home.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: So it's over.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 11: I made it.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 9: They literally went into someone's house whose house, it was
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 9: not their house. And the person let him stay in
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 9: there for 10 minutes until the cops left.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 11: Oh, that was so nice.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: To get them out of the DUI.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 11: That was really nice of them.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 14: We were out one night and found a guy passed
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 14: out in his car in the middle of the road.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 14: He wasn't pulled over or anything. And so we were like, hey,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 14: we got to get this guy out of the car.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: We're knocking on the door.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 14: And we got him out and we called the cops.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 14: And they came because, you know, to take care of this.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 14: And we said, so is he going to get a DUI?
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: And the cop said, I didn't see him drive the car.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 14: So the answer was no, he wasn't. Yeah, no, they
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 14: never saw him in the car. We can say it
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 14: all we want.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 11: But who are we? You totally helped the guy out.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 9: This was always my fear. Not taking up for drinking
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 9: and driving, by the way.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: But this is always my fear, Madness, as someone who
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: also used to live in cars. Let's say you plan
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: on sleeping in your car. You're not planning on driving it.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: You're not going to drive it till the next day
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: or whatever. I was always afraid. Well, I better, what
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 5: if I'm sleeping in the backseat and the cop says, oh, sorry,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: you're in a car and you had a couple drinks
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 5: in the car.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 9: I thought it was like the keys had to be
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 9: in the ignition or you had to be in the
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 9: driver's seat.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: That's what I heard.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: I always heard that was old wives' tale.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm not sure what the rules are.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 10: If you're in the car and you're drunk.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: I think if they want to arrest you, they will
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: because they'll say you were in control of the vehicle.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 9: Well, see, that doesn't seem right.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 11: I think I'm laying in the backseat.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: That sounds very wrong. That's why I hate cops. They're
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: in the backseat.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like if you were sleeping in the backseat.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 5: Like, that doesn't say to me that this person is
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: going to be driving.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but you might wake up and start driving.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, at that.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 9: Point, though, then yes, then you could get them for DUI. Yeah,
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 9: but you've got to wait.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 11: Until they do it.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: It's one of those things where if the cop doesn't
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 5: like you, he'll say you're in control of the vehicle.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 5: So what is, can you Google the... I'm looking at
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 5: it right now, yeah.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 9: What's the law? So just in the car at all?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: A lot of it is intent, and that's obviously subjective
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: so like how can you can then make an argument
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: that uh because i'm sitting in the passenger seat and
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 5: somebody else who's not drunk is driving that you know
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: maybe i maybe i'm looking to drive right at some
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: point like i'm in a car i'm drunk but i'm
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: in no way like set up yeah don't worry about
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 5: it well there are some jurisdictions sleeping in the back
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: seat that counts right there's there are some jurisdictions where
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: You get a DUI and your passenger can get taken
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: to the lockup with you.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 11: Oh, hell no.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 9: Because they should have known.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: Better. This says, yes, you can legally sleep in your
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: car while drunk without the keys, but it is not
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 3: entirely risk-free. In most jurisdictions, DUI laws do not require
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: the police to catch you actively driving. You can be
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: arrested if you are found in actual physical control of
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: a vehicle while intoxicated. But it is incredibly difficult for
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: the state to prove you had the immediate ability to
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: operate the car.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you didn't. Right, which is all well and good,
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: but spending the night in jail and getting bailed out,
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 5: it sucks big time.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 9: I wonder how long it's going to take before, you know,
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 9: now that you have like full self-driving mode and things
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 9: like that. Like I wonder how long it's going to
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 9: take before they'll allow that to drive you home.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 10: Oh, when you're turned up.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 11: Get on safe now.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 10: I think maybe when you don't have a wheel available
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 10: for your car, like these Tesla taxis.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 5: Like the Tesla cabs or whatever they are.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, taxis.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: All that stuff.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 10: I do have a question, though, because I hear people
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 10: talking about this full self-driving mode on these cars and
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 10: talking about how they're on the phone and they're just texting.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 10: So- Yeah, that's fun. But in some places, that's still
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 10: illegal to be on your phone.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you can't be on the phone.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: And the cops will still write you a ticket if
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 5: they catch you. Oh, they will.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 3: How do I know?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 5: Happened.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: Did you get one?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: I got one.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: In self-driving mode? In self-driving mode.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: That's so dumb.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 5: Well, and he was very nice about it. And I didn't.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: I was being sweet.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: I wasn't pulling a gray. I wasn't screaming at him
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 5: as soon as he showed up. I hadn't got a
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: ticket in. Since I was at the show, and this
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: just happened recently, and it was a Highway Patrol guy.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 5: I said, I just asked him, have you ever gotten
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 5: the excuse about being in full self-driving? And he goes
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 5: to me, he goes, well, there should be probably something
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: on that dash that helps you with that or something.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 5: Like saying I could text her, look at my phone. Which,
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 5: by the way, you can. I found on the Teslas,
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 5: there is a, you can pull up in a web browser.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 5: It won't play videos, but it'll play like the audio
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: from a video, open news sites, Amazon. You can do
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: whatever the hell you want. Yeah. But yeah, so he
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: was nice. I was nice.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: But yeah.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 5: Damn. Damn.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: That sucks.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 5: Damn's right.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 9: Cops in Iowa got a call one night about a
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 9: woman who appeared to be drunk. She was driving around
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 9: the parking lot. They show up and the woman was
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 9: indeed on something, but it's what she was driving. She
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 9: was in that parking lot, just casually driving around on
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 9: a lawnmower.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: Fun.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: Badass.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 9: One that she had drove from her house about a
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 9: mile away.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 5: Fun. A mile is a pretty good distance on a lawnmower.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 11: I've always wanted to do a riding lawnmower.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: She wasn't drunk, but she was mega high on something.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: They didn't say what. So they couldn't prove it.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 9: They had her take a pee test. And sure enough,
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 9: that came back positive. So yes, they did know. And
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 9: so she was charged with OWI.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 5: Adding to an already very long yet impressive rap sheet
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 5: that this woman has. Believe it or not, not her
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: first run in.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 5: With the law.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 11: Has anyone here ever ridden on a riding lawnmower?
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 11: Oh, I want you so bad.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: It's cool, but it's much like the grocery store scooters.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 5: It's so slow. Oh.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 9: I told you about my buddy. He got a DUI.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 9: He stopped on the way home. There was a Domino's
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 9: that had a drive-thru.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 5: Weird.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 9: And he was in the Domino's drive-thru. And while he
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 9: was waiting for the pizza, he passed out. And the
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 9: Domino's guys couldn't wake him up, so they called the cops.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 9: And that's where he got his DUI. In the Domino's drive-thru.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 5: Sometimes the wait's pretty long, man.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: Especially the drive-thru for pizza.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he just got tired.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: Well, that's going to do it for this hour. That's
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 3: going to do it for today's show.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: That's it for the week, everybody.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: Let's get into this weekend.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 9: Anything you missed this week or today's show, full show podcast,
• 1:46:24
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• 1:46:27
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• 1:46:58
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, M & Ms have very little nutritional value, so
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: that's why you have to eat a lot of them.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 5: Like the whole bag.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: To get any of the value.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 5: Which one was it? Family size or party size?
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: Which one was bigger? Party.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: Because you're trying to party.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because they have share.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 5: They have individual. Then they have share.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: Share, which is tiny. Yeah. Family, which is tiny. And
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: then party, which is single serving.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, family wasn't super tiny.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: Not super.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 9: But not quite as big and awesome as the party.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: It's cute. Party should be called ridiculous.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 5: I prefer dumb truck.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 9: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 9: of your valuable time this week. You know we love
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 9: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 9: can suck it. Catch you back here on Monday. Have
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 9: a great weekend. SMD double M.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: Have a great Friday, you motherfuckers.