Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / HappyTimes2025 (RHOSLC Recap)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Hi, guys.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode of Two Teas in a
- 0:14Speaker 2: Pod with myself and Teddy.
- 0:16Speaker 1: How are you doing today, Teddy?
- 0:18Speaker 3: Hi, I'm doing good. How are you? I'm good.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Just been so busy with the new house. We're still
- 0:24Speaker 1: in Big Bear.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Going over there every day, doing the little things that
- 0:27Speaker 2: we can get done, like taking 60 switch plates off
- 0:31Speaker 2: the walls and taking out medicine cabinets and stupid stuff
- 0:36Speaker 2: like that.
- 0:36Speaker 3: I mean, it's not that super, there's no way I
- 0:39Speaker 3: would be able to do any of those things.
- 0:40Speaker 1: I was like in the one of the bathrooms and
- 0:42Speaker 1: everything from this house is from the eighties. So it's
- 0:44Speaker 1: like heavy Oak. Even in the medicine cabinet, it's heavy oak.
- 0:47Speaker 1: And I thought I can just take this off. So
- 0:48Speaker 1: I get to the last screw and it's like dangling.
- 0:51Speaker 1: I'm like, how am I going to hold it and.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Then screw it?
- 0:53Speaker 1: So I'm like, Eddie.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Yeah, Eddie's like power washing the house. And we're actually
- 0:59Speaker 2: having a lot of fun doing this. I'm like, okay,
- 1:01Speaker 2: I could see us.
- 1:02Speaker 3: Getting this show.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Watch out Chip and Joanna.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Calm down. Chip is going to shake it in his boots.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Yeah, Eddie's getting good at it too. He's getting good
- 1:11Speaker 2: at it. We've done so many together. And now he's
- 1:15Speaker 2: catching on.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Well, you're making a nice little team. Yeah.
- 1:18Speaker 2: And now like with AI, with chat GPT, if you
- 1:23Speaker 2: have the paid version, which I didn't. So my girlfriend, Shelly,
- 1:27Speaker 2: who is taking a house down to the studs and
- 1:30Speaker 2: the Hamptons right now.
- 1:32Speaker 1: And you've met Shelly.
- 1:33Speaker 2: Shelly's the one that ran into your dad at Sag
- 1:35Speaker 2: Harbor or wherever they were. So she, I'm like, okay,
- 1:39Speaker 2: what's your advice on this? Should I paint the wall
- 1:41Speaker 2: unit this color or this color? And so I sent
- 1:42Speaker 2: her pictures and she literally, I told her what color
- 1:45Speaker 2: paint in the kitchen.
- 1:46Speaker 1: I'm putting an Island in there.
- 1:48Speaker 2: I sent it to her and she ran it through
- 1:50Speaker 2: jet chat and I it's the paid version.
- 1:54Speaker 1: And it's completely done exactly how I want it to do.
- 1:56Speaker 1: And I could see a picture of it.
- 1:58Speaker 3: No.
- 1:59Speaker 1: It's crazy. And I'm like, wait, I have chat and
- 2:03Speaker 1: mine does not do that. And she goes, you got
- 2:04Speaker 1: to pay the $ 19 a month, babe.
- 2:07Speaker 4: I mean, that is actually kind of like frightening.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Like that is going to be a lot of people's jobs.
- 2:13Speaker 3: I know.
- 2:14Speaker 1: I mean, graphic designers and even decorators. I mean, people
- 2:19Speaker 1: can go on there. Yeah, all that.
- 2:21Speaker 2: So she just I gave her a picture of the kitchen.
- 2:23Speaker 2: I go, this is what color I'm doing the cabinets.
- 2:25Speaker 2: I want antique brass hardware. I have a I sent
- 2:29Speaker 2: her a picture of the wood island I'm putting in.
- 2:31Speaker 1: The middle and bam, just like that. Oh, my. And
- 2:35Speaker 1: then even I go, I'm taking this wall out. She
- 2:37Speaker 1: took the wall out.
- 2:39Speaker 3: So now here's the real question. Are you going to
- 2:41Speaker 3: splurge for the 1999? I think so.
- 2:45Speaker 1: But why should I if I can just send it
- 2:46Speaker 1: to her?
- 2:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. That's the thing.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Because other than this, I don't know how I would
- 2:51Speaker 1: use it. I have to ask her how she uses it.
- 2:53Speaker 4: Like, I'm pretty sure not one of my streaming apps,
- 2:56Speaker 4: I'm the only one on. Like, I think there's multiple
- 3:01Speaker 4: friends and family.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 3:02Speaker 3: We all share. We all share it.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 3:05Speaker 1: You mean like Hulu and all those things?
- 3:07Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, I'll go on like Paramount Plus and it'll
- 3:10Speaker 3: say like, Erin. I know.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Yeah. Mine's like, Caden, Papa, Mimi.
- 3:17Speaker 3: Casey.
- 3:22Speaker 1: I know.
- 3:24Speaker 3: Didn't mean it.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:25Speaker 2: And it's like the worst thing if you get locked
- 3:27Speaker 2: out or something, because we go from house to house.
- 3:30Speaker 2: And then you go to sign on and you're like, Caden,
- 3:33Speaker 2: can you give me the code?
- 3:34Speaker 3: You have to relive it. Because, of course, if you
- 3:38Speaker 3: can't just scan it with your phone, which you can't.
- 3:41Speaker 3: It gets worse.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Sophia's like, Mom, do you have Hulu? And I go,
- 3:45Speaker 1: Caden does. Here it is. And he goes, why am
- 3:48Speaker 1: I logged into Brea? Oh, sorry.
- 3:54Speaker 4: Well, Slate uses math Netflix.
- 3:58Speaker 1: It's just, you know. Now we're all getting cut off.
- 4:02Speaker 3: Well, because Netflix is smartening up.
- 4:04Speaker 4: So like they're cutting back how many people can be
- 4:07Speaker 4: on it.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Well, they'll be like, are you traveling?
- 4:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:10Speaker 3: And I'm like, quit being so nosy. Yeah.
- 4:13Speaker 1: None of your beeswax.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Like, I don't know you like that, Netflix.
- 4:17Speaker 1: I know. But we're having fun going over there.
- 4:20Speaker 2: And the contractor comes on Thursday and we'll be staying
- 4:23Speaker 2: there while they're doing it. And I got to go
- 4:26Speaker 2: home soon. I have stuff to do next week, but
- 4:27Speaker 2: I'm like bummed. I wish he was doing it right
- 4:29Speaker 2: now so I can watch.
- 4:30Speaker 3: So you can get it all done. Well, I had
- 4:32Speaker 3: a handyman. I'm so opposite of you and Eddie. So
- 4:36Speaker 3: I had a handyman come yesterday. I have someone come
- 4:38Speaker 3: like once a month and I'm like, can you just
- 4:40Speaker 3: give the house? Cause like I've seen him there before.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:43Speaker 4: Like Jean-Claude now that there's, you know, there's no Edwin,
- 4:47Speaker 4: not that Edwin would like be fixing himself, but like,
- 4:50Speaker 4: he would have called Jean-Claude and been like, come fix this.
- 4:53Speaker 4: But so I'm just like, I don't, I'm not going
- 4:55Speaker 4: to keep looking out for problems, but just come once
- 5:00Speaker 4: a month and do what you need to do.
- 5:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 4: So yesterday I was on the pod. Well, that's a
- 5:05Speaker 4: big house too. So it takes a lot. But like
- 5:10Speaker 4: yesterday was one of those days where it was like, bam, bam, bam.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Like I had the pod with you. Then I had
- 5:15Speaker 4: the pod with Dolores. And then I had a meeting
- 5:17Speaker 4: with CAA. And then I had like, it was just like,
- 5:20Speaker 4: until five o'clock. Like I have had no time. And
- 5:25Speaker 4: I see that I have like all these missed calls
- 5:26Speaker 4: from Jean-Claude and I'm like, finally, I like.
- 5:30Speaker 3: Get up and he's still there. He's like, wait, I've
- 5:32Speaker 3: been waiting.
- 5:33Speaker 4: I'm like, Hey, was there a problem? And I'm like,
- 5:36Speaker 4: what's up? And he's like, well, I just needed to
- 5:38Speaker 4: get your permission on a purchase.
- 5:40Speaker 1: And I was like, well, what, what are you buying
- 5:43Speaker 1: me a new couch?
- 5:44Speaker 4: I was like, are you taking down all my wedding photos?
- 5:48Speaker 3: Like what kind of purchase?
- 5:49Speaker 4: And he's like, You have 37 light bulbs out in
- 5:54Speaker 4: your house.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 5:56Speaker 3: So I need to go buy, like, you know, the
- 5:58Speaker 3: big light bulbs.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Yeah, like the can lights.
- 6:01Speaker 3: He goes, I went through your whole house except for
- 6:03Speaker 3: your room. Cause you were in there doing your pod
- 6:04Speaker 3: or whatever.
- 6:05Speaker 1: And you're like laying in bed. You're like one, two, oh,
- 6:07Speaker 1: add five more to that.
- 6:10Speaker 3: But I was like, oh my, I didn't even, didn't
- 6:14Speaker 3: even cross my mind.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Your lights, your house is about to get a little
- 6:17Speaker 1: bit brighter.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:18Speaker 4: So I was like, well, I'm staying right on top
- 6:21Speaker 4: of things, Rose, getting it done.
- 6:23Speaker 3: But lucky for him, he's coming back.
- 6:27Speaker 4: But then he's also like, I'm going to go to
- 6:28Speaker 4: Thailand for a month and a half.
- 6:30Speaker 3: So I'm a little worried about who's going to bring
- 6:32Speaker 3: down your Christmas trees. I'm like, you can just bring
- 6:34Speaker 3: them down now. There you go. Like, just bring them
- 6:39Speaker 3: down now. We'll decorate them later. But like, I don't want.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Before you know it, Christmas is going to be here.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Like we are moving on.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Like Halloween's nothing to me because I don't have little
- 6:49Speaker 2: kids and all that. So I just kind of don't
- 6:51Speaker 2: even think about that holiday anymore. Then after Halloween, it's
- 6:54Speaker 2: like Thanksgiving already.
- 6:56Speaker 3: Yeah. So I'm like, just bring them down. He's like,
- 6:58Speaker 3: you're sure. Just put them in the house.
- 7:00Speaker 4: I'm like.
- 7:01Speaker 3: Yep.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Just put that tree up now.
- 7:03Speaker 3: Just put the tree up now. It's fine.
- 7:05Speaker 4: I haven't, I don't have one decoration up other than
- 7:08Speaker 4: the ones Dove put in her room for Halloween.
- 7:10Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is, it's like where you put
- 7:12Speaker 1: your Christmas tree, there's, it's not even like really a
- 7:14Speaker 1: room that you're in all the time.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:16Speaker 1: No, you have one or two.
- 7:17Speaker 3: I have two.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 7:19Speaker 2: So the one room where the bar is, like, don't
- 7:21Speaker 2: you put one there? Like, you never even use that room.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Do you?
- 7:24Speaker 3: No, I never use that room. Yeah.
- 7:25Speaker 1: So it's not in the way.
- 7:27Speaker 3: And your house is big enough. It's not in the way.
- 7:29Speaker 4: It's not in the ways, but I was like this,
- 7:31Speaker 4: I'm definitely going to be like somebody in the holiday
- 7:33Speaker 4: spirit where I'm like, Oh, it's October 27th.
- 7:36Speaker 3: And I got my tree.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Up for me.
- 7:39Speaker 2: It's like, um, where I put mine, I have to
- 7:42Speaker 2: make turn, like get furniture out of there. So it's like, Oh,
- 7:46Speaker 2: like I got to put it somewhere else or put
- 7:48Speaker 2: it in storage. So I'm, I, I was thinking like,
- 7:51Speaker 2: do I really want a Christmas tree? Like, I'll be
- 7:53Speaker 2: in the spirit, but do I have to have a
- 7:55Speaker 2: Christmas tree?
- 7:56Speaker 4: No, if I didn't have kids, I would be fine
- 7:59Speaker 4: with just lighting like a scented candle.
- 8:02Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I don't need it. Okay.
- 8:16Speaker 1: So did you know what Juniper, did you know what
- 8:18Speaker 1: Juniper year was? No.
- 8:21Speaker 3: Did you see that? I have to ask that on
- 8:22Speaker 3: the group chat.
- 8:23Speaker 1: I didn't see it.
- 8:25Speaker 2: I went to bed so early that I didn't even
- 8:27Speaker 2: watch the show to this morning because I was so
- 8:29Speaker 2: tired last night.
- 8:30Speaker 3: I know.
- 8:31Speaker 4: And then I watched it again this morning because I
- 8:34Speaker 4: was like there was and I'm glad I did because
- 8:36Speaker 4: there was a lot I missed last night.
- 8:38Speaker 3: I think I was so tired, too.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Those of you that don't know, I had to look
- 8:41Speaker 2: it up. A juniper year happens for every Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter.
- 8:46Speaker 2: A Jupiter year happens for every zodiac sign every 12 years.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Who knew this? This year is Cancer's.
- 8:54Speaker 2: 12 years ago, she was in debt. So we're talking
- 8:59Speaker 2: about Heather was like 12 years ago. She was in
- 9:00Speaker 2: debt and getting divorced and now 12. Did you know
- 9:03Speaker 2: about this Jupiter year?
- 9:04Speaker 3: No, I had no idea. Does it look like I'm
- 9:07Speaker 3: living the best year of my life?
- 9:10Speaker 1: Well, when is your 12 years up?
- 9:12Speaker 3: No, I'm on. I have the same Jupiter year as her. Oh,
- 9:16Speaker 3: you have cancers.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
- 9:18Speaker 3: Yes.
- 9:19Speaker 4: And so she said, like, this is our year of
- 9:21Speaker 4: peace and happiness and joy. And I was like, where
- 9:25Speaker 4: the did I come into this? Where did I get mine?
- 9:31Speaker 4: And then it's not for everybody, Teddy.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Oh, it ended in June. Oh, it ended in June.
- 9:37Speaker 4: I was doing so well before June. So, OK, made it. Oh, well,
- 9:43Speaker 4: but yeah, no. When she was like saying that it
- 9:45Speaker 4: was cancer's year, I was like, this is this.
- 9:48Speaker 1: You're like, it's literally cancer's year.
- 9:50Speaker 3: I'm like cancer's year. Like cancer's taking me over.
- 9:54Speaker 4: And then I was like, I feel delusional because. you know,
- 10:00Speaker 4: I'm watching this Jupiter thing. And then I told you
- 10:02Speaker 4: about how I couldn't remember my password for my Peloton.
- 10:07Speaker 4: And then I finally figured it out. I must've been
- 10:11Speaker 4: in brain surgery for delusional as well, because I named
- 10:17Speaker 4: my new passcode.
- 10:18Speaker 3: There's a couple like asterisks and stuff after it.
- 10:20Speaker 4: So I don't care if you figure it out or,
- 10:22Speaker 4: and I don't care if you go on my Peloton, but, um,
- 10:25Speaker 4: happy times, 2025.
- 10:26Speaker 3: Yeah. But when did you put that in?
- 10:31Speaker 2: Did you put it in like the first of the year?
- 10:35Speaker 1: Well, that, well, you didn't even, well, you, I didn't
- 10:38Speaker 1: even know. Later you were having brain surgery.
- 10:42Speaker 3: I was like, I'm emoting. And so, you know, to
- 10:46Speaker 3: Amanda Francis, I tried. Well, you know what?
- 10:49Speaker 1: You're not a psychic.
- 10:50Speaker 3: You didn't know. I really gave it a good shot.
- 10:53Speaker 1: You could have predicted what was about to happen.
- 10:55Speaker 4: I was trying to manifest a great happy time in 2025.
- 10:59Speaker 3: I only had divorce cancer.
- 11:03Speaker 1: I tried the manifesting thing.
- 11:05Speaker 3: It didn't work for me. Well, just have happy thoughts
- 11:08Speaker 3: is what I mean.
- 11:09Speaker 1: I don't know. How often do you have to sit
- 11:11Speaker 1: there and think about your manifestation? Is it like all
- 11:13Speaker 1: day long?
- 11:15Speaker 3: Apparently I didn't do it long enough, so I can't
- 11:17Speaker 3: tell you.
- 11:18Speaker 2: None of mine have come true yet. I need to
- 11:19Speaker 2: know the timeline for it to actually come true.
- 11:21Speaker 4: Well, I had a friend yesterday that was driving in
- 11:24Speaker 4: the car and she's like, I'm feeling a little anxious today.
- 11:26Speaker 4: And she's like, can somebody send me a meditation? And
- 11:30Speaker 4: all of us wrote back, You think we have one
- 11:33Speaker 4: of those?
- 11:34Speaker 1: Yeah, just in our back pocket.
- 11:35Speaker 4: Like then my friend Kelly sent cruises from when he
- 11:38Speaker 4: was like a baby. She still has it because her
- 11:41Speaker 4: son listened to it too when they had like sleeping issues.
- 11:44Speaker 4: And she's like, the only one I've got is for cruise.
- 11:46Speaker 4: And it's like, hello, cruise. Oh my God. Yeah, I'm
- 11:53Speaker 4: not manifesting and meditating. I am on day three of
- 11:57Speaker 4: working out though.
- 11:58Speaker 3: Oh, good. Yeah, good, good. I'm happy for you. Today
- 12:00Speaker 3: I just jogged. How do you? I was sore from
- 12:03Speaker 3: the class yesterday. So I just jogged today. That always
- 12:06Speaker 3: feels good. Yeah. Kind of loosen it up. But.
- 12:22Speaker 1: We get into this Jupiter year party.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Let's get into the Jupiter year party. Okay.
- 12:28Speaker 4: So it's, She's in love with Tripp and she wants
- 12:32Speaker 4: to celebrate life going from really bad to really good.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Wait, that's her reason for having the party?
- 12:40Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh. Because she's in love. Like this episode, I
- 12:46Speaker 3: can say is the most where we're seeing like she
- 12:48Speaker 3: is in love with Tripp. She's taking pictures. Yeah, I agree.
- 12:51Speaker 1: They look happy together. He's more performative.
- 12:55Speaker 3: Our favorite word.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he is more comfortable with the cameras
- 13:00Speaker 2: and things like that.
- 13:00Speaker 1: So they do. They do.
- 13:02Speaker 2: They look great together. And I think everybody there, all
- 13:05Speaker 2: the friends, the cast, they agree. They're like, you know,
- 13:09Speaker 2: they look good.
- 13:09Speaker 1: They look happy.
- 13:10Speaker 3: This looks good. Happiness looks good on you, Heather. Like this.
- 13:13Speaker 3: It does.
- 13:13Speaker 1: It does.
- 13:14Speaker 3: And, you know, like she wasn't looking for it. It
- 13:16Speaker 3: just happened.
- 13:17Speaker 1: Maybe that she's such a good place. We'll find out
- 13:18Speaker 1: what happened with the black eye.
- 13:20Speaker 3: Maybe he'll tell. Maybe we could slide into his DMs
- 13:23Speaker 3: and ask him. That's all right.
- 13:25Speaker 1: I don't slide into.
- 13:28Speaker 3: Other men's DMs. Yeah, true. We can't do that.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Maybe if we both did it and put Matt and
- 13:34Speaker 4: Kate in on the DM.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Maybe. No.
- 13:37Speaker 3: Then we'll just come in as a bunch of.
- 13:39Speaker 1: So guess whose Jupiter year is next. That's going to
- 13:43Speaker 1: be mine.
- 13:44Speaker 3: When?
- 13:45Speaker 1: July 26, 2027 to August 24, 2028. That's a lot.
- 13:52Speaker 3: That's a long time, isn't it? You could have a
- 13:56Speaker 3: Jupiter year.
- 13:57Speaker 4: You still have plenty of time.
- 14:00Speaker 3: You better be manifesting that shit right into real life.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Well, Leos, you're in luck right now because right now
- 14:05Speaker 1: is your Jupiter year.
- 14:07Speaker 4: Well, Cruz is living his Jupiter year and he's in
- 14:12Speaker 4: so much trouble, I almost... took a chainsaw and cut
- 14:16Speaker 4: off the doors to his room. Like I had like
- 14:21Speaker 4: a power.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Take the doorknob off.
- 14:25Speaker 3: It's like one of those two modern of a doorknobs.
- 14:27Speaker 1: What's he doing in there?
- 14:28Speaker 4: He just keeps getting in a little trouble at school.
- 14:32Speaker 3: And I, I, I, I've taken away all I can
- 14:34Speaker 3: take away now.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:37Speaker 3: So now I'm like, the next thing is your privacy.
- 14:40Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:40Speaker 1: We'll take the door off the hinge. Yeah.
- 14:43Speaker 3: I'm going to need some. I've heard. Yeah. My parents.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Don't let your handyman go too far.
- 14:50Speaker 3: Too soon. I know Cruz comes home from school. He's like,
- 14:55Speaker 3: what is it? Come home from his Catalina school trip. Mom,
- 14:59Speaker 3: why is the door off my room? Sorry.
- 15:01Speaker 1: For the next problem. Oh my God. Speaking of problems, um,
- 15:08Speaker 1: On the way there, did you see how Brandon admitted
- 15:10Speaker 1: to Bronwyn he enjoyed Lisa and Mary the singing hypocrisy
- 15:15Speaker 1: and bullshit? She wasn't too pleased about that.
- 15:19Speaker 3: But then that's fine.
- 15:21Speaker 4: You could tell she was like trying to manage him
- 15:23Speaker 4: on what to say in that moment.
- 15:25Speaker 3: But the memories don't lie. Like they show him. He's
- 15:33Speaker 3: like hypocrisy. Bullshit.
- 15:37Speaker 1: It is kind of catchy.
- 15:38Speaker 3: And I feel like in that moment, Brandon's like, I'm out.
- 15:45Speaker 4: Like, I can't even. One, I don't know what Brandon
- 15:51Speaker 4: was wearing. Like, tell us about his year, because I
- 15:54Speaker 4: didn't know that you wore two suits and one sideways suit.
- 15:58Speaker 4: And their conversation to me is so.
- 16:01Speaker 1: He's into fashion. He's into fashion. But in a separate car,
- 16:06Speaker 1: Seth isn't thrilled to see Brittany wearing. After she accused
- 16:08Speaker 1: him of having an affair.
- 16:10Speaker 3: Do you think anybody was thrilled to see Britney?
- 16:14Speaker 2: No, I don't think the future is very bright for Britney.
- 16:18Speaker 2: She has a lot of light bulbs out.
- 16:20Speaker 3: She has more than 27.
- 16:23Speaker 1: More than 27 light bulbs out in her world. That's
- 16:25Speaker 1: for sure.
- 16:27Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I.
- 16:28Speaker 2: And then Meredith's like to Seth, I'm glad you're showing up.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Even though Britney did try to defame you by saying
- 16:34Speaker 2: you're unfaithful.
- 16:36Speaker 3: And then Brittany comes in with like Teresa's hair from
- 16:41Speaker 3: her wedding.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. With candy in it.
- 16:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:45Speaker 4: But with the candies in it, that was an added plus.
- 16:47Speaker 4: But it was like so big. I was like and
- 16:50Speaker 4: I'm like, what in the school prom is happening here?
- 16:53Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Did you love how Whitney is explaining why she's struggling
- 16:58Speaker 2: in her marriage while Heather is talking about how much
- 17:00Speaker 2: sex she's having with Tripp?
- 17:04Speaker 3: You know what? She needs to get hers.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Whitney is a huge Tripp fan, she said, and she's
- 17:09Speaker 1: glad that he's sober because now she has somebody not
- 17:11Speaker 1: to drink with.
- 17:14Speaker 4: That being said, I'm curious if she had any THC
- 17:18Speaker 4: this episode.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Well, I told you I sent her some.
- 17:22Speaker 3: I know.
- 17:22Speaker 2: So for their trip, they're taking she wanted to take
- 17:25Speaker 2: it with her.
- 17:26Speaker 3: But I mean, she might have had some. We gave
- 17:27Speaker 3: her some in the past, too. By we, I mean you.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 17:31Speaker 3: But it's her. She seemed a little different. This episode
- 17:35Speaker 3: is all I can say. Whitney. Yeah.
- 17:39Speaker 1: But how about Angie this episode? I mean, girl, do less.
- 17:43Speaker 1: Do less.
- 17:45Speaker 3: And we'll get into it.
- 17:46Speaker 4: But also like. I feel like Angie is one of
- 17:51Speaker 4: those people. And this is where you guys can come
- 17:53Speaker 4: and say I'm biased or whatever it is.
- 17:55Speaker 3: She can do no wrong in my book.
- 17:57Speaker 1: I know. I love her.
- 17:58Speaker 2: There's no doubt I love her. But I'm like, I
- 18:00Speaker 2: know what you're doing. I get what you're doing. And
- 18:03Speaker 2: I've been guilty of it many years. Like, this is
- 18:05Speaker 2: a time where you can do less. You don't need
- 18:07Speaker 2: to drop two bombs at one party. In fact, a
- 18:09Speaker 2: producer would tell you, just drop one.
- 18:11Speaker 3: Save that one for the next party.
- 18:12Speaker 4: And you don't have to, if somebody says they don't
- 18:14Speaker 4: want to hear it, you then still don't need to
- 18:16Speaker 4: drop the bomb.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Like, it's a sad state of affairs that Mary's like,
- 18:20Speaker 3: And then she goes, Angie's gross.
- 18:23Speaker 2: She had a lot of one-liners this episode. Now Heather
- 18:27Speaker 2: tells Whitney that Angie called her messy and that Lisa
- 18:30Speaker 2: thinks Whitney uses her personal life to garner sympathy, which
- 18:35Speaker 2: I don't disagree with. Like what could she be going through?
- 18:38Speaker 3: Divorce? Yeah.
- 18:40Speaker 4: Like Whitney fires back that John constantly calls Justin saying
- 18:45Speaker 4: how he can't stand Lisa.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Their finances are a mess and how miserable he is.
- 18:50Speaker 1: But first of all, wait, is Lisa wrong on that?
- 18:52Speaker 1: Whitney is messy. Didn't she just go on stage and
- 18:55Speaker 1: go after her cast members? Like, are we just going
- 18:57Speaker 1: to brush over that?
- 18:58Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, they're both messy. Yeah.
- 19:02Speaker 2: But then Whitney, like this right here, what she said
- 19:06Speaker 2: was not called for. She said, John talks to Justin.
- 19:11Speaker 2: He talks about how horrible their finances are, that they're
- 19:14Speaker 2: in a horrible state and that he can't stand Lisa.
- 19:18Speaker 4: And meanwhile, we know now that her and Justin are
- 19:21Speaker 4: getting divorced.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Right. But do you really think John would tell Justin
- 19:25Speaker 1: that knowing that they're on a TV show together and
- 19:28Speaker 1: he could tell his wife? Oh, by the way, John
- 19:31Speaker 1: said he hates his wife.
- 19:33Speaker 4: I mean, I don't see John being a complete like
- 19:37Speaker 4: open book like that.
- 19:39Speaker 1: No, no.
- 19:40Speaker 3: I have to also remember, I think John is still LDS.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Is he?
- 19:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:45Speaker 3: I think so is Lisa.
- 19:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:48Speaker 3: But Lisa drinks.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:49Speaker 4: But I kind of thought this whole thing, like Heather
- 19:55Speaker 4: tells Whitney that Angie called her messy, but then Angie's
- 19:59Speaker 4: being messy, but then this is being messy.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Who's more messy? Angie or Whitney?
- 20:07Speaker 3: Brittany.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Whitney. No, I know about Britney. Britney's just, that's not
- 20:13Speaker 1: even messy. I don't even think that's messy.
- 20:15Speaker 2: It's just so bothersome. See, I think it's a hard one.
- 20:20Speaker 2: Whitney and Angie are both very, very messy. But I
- 20:24Speaker 2: think Whitney wins by talking about Lisa's marriage in this situation.
- 20:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the way she said it and she goes,
- 20:30Speaker 3: I can't, I'm heated. I know I'm held, but I'm heated.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Oh God. And Mary, another great line. Whitney always looks cheap.
- 20:39Speaker 1: She always looks cheap.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Mary is in one of her confessionals. Even she goes,
- 20:45Speaker 3: things aren't looking good when I agree with Whitney. Yeah.
- 20:48Speaker 2: And she's Mary's like, I know if you don't have
- 20:50Speaker 2: anything nice to say, then you don't need to say
- 20:53Speaker 2: it at all.
- 20:54Speaker 1: But I'm in a confessional.
- 20:55Speaker 3: I know she.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Looks cheap and I'm like, Oh my, she just kills me. Yeah.
- 21:01Speaker 1: She also thinks that trip looks very wealthy.
- 21:03Speaker 3: She said, well, and then she said clean.
- 21:08Speaker 1: All the, it's funny when all the tattoos are covered,
- 21:10Speaker 1: you're like, he looks very wealthy and clean. Put him
- 21:13Speaker 1: on his Harley and a t-shirt and be like, Oh,
- 21:15Speaker 1: he looks poor and rough.
- 21:17Speaker 4: I think even if he was on his Harley, she,
- 21:23Speaker 4: she thinks like his aesthetic looks rich.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Okay.
- 21:28Speaker 3: But I don't know either. I like him though. I
- 21:34Speaker 3: like him though.
- 21:35Speaker 4: And he did a nice job of navigating his way around,
- 21:39Speaker 4: even though like different things are coming up and around.
- 21:44Speaker 4: Then Mary and Lisa tell Seth about Brittany taking the
- 21:48Speaker 4: flowers from Mary's brunch. Lisa says Brittany acts like she
- 21:52Speaker 4: was raised in a barn.
- 21:54Speaker 3: Okay.
- 21:56Speaker 4: I need to know something because I've, I shared my
- 22:00Speaker 4: opinion on this already. Like If she left the flowers there,
- 22:03Speaker 4: they're fair game. Take them, do whatever you want. I, as.
- 22:07Speaker 2: A host, if I had bought a bunch of flowers,
- 22:11Speaker 2: which I don't for a table in a public place,
- 22:16Speaker 2: I would be thrilled if somebody took them.
- 22:18Speaker 1: I'm not taking them home to my house. I'm not
- 22:20Speaker 1: a big flower person. And if you left, go ahead,
- 22:24Speaker 1: take them.
- 22:24Speaker 3: I don't care.
- 22:25Speaker 1: They're going to.
- 22:26Speaker 3: Go to waste. But that's what I'm wondering.
- 22:29Speaker 4: Who like I don't think that Mary was still there
- 22:35Speaker 4: when she took them.
- 22:36Speaker 3: I don't either. I think the only reason she knows
- 22:39Speaker 3: that they were taken is because Brittany sent a picture
- 22:44Speaker 3: of herself with them and elderly people.
- 22:47Speaker 1: But I thought like Brittany was doing a good thing.
- 22:49Speaker 1: I thought like she's like, you know what, if they're
- 22:50Speaker 1: going to leave all these flowers, maybe I'll just go
- 22:53Speaker 1: and drop them off at the old folks home. And
- 22:55Speaker 1: so she did.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Why does she need to show Mary that?
- 22:58Speaker 2: Well, I think she was just like, hey, I just
- 23:00Speaker 2: want to, you know, like they went to good use
- 23:02Speaker 2: maybe because she because Mary is a godly good person.
- 23:08Speaker 3: Well, she's pissed about the flower. She's not getting over
- 23:10Speaker 3: it anytime soon.
- 23:11Speaker 1: What did she want them to just die on the table?
- 23:13Speaker 2: By the way, I love petty arguments about that, about
- 23:16Speaker 2: this stuff on Housewives.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Well, I feel like.
- 23:22Speaker 4: Brittany, not only like cannot read a room. but has
- 23:27Speaker 4: zero social cues when things are going askew right next
- 23:30Speaker 4: to her. Like she approaches Seth and she's like, um, hi.
- 23:36Speaker 4: And like gives him like this half awkward kiss hug thing.
- 23:39Speaker 4: And then she's like, um, you don't have to like me.
- 23:42Speaker 4: And it's like silent and he's like awkward. And then
- 23:47Speaker 4: he walks away and Meredith calls Brittany a weirdo creep
- 23:51Speaker 4: for approaching her husband without apologizing first.
- 23:54Speaker 3: And then when she comes back, She's like, Brittany's like,
- 23:58Speaker 3: but we were doing great. No, you, what part of great,
- 24:02Speaker 3: what part of that felt great?
- 24:04Speaker 1: I think she's a little delusional. I mean, Meredith actually
- 24:06Speaker 1: walks up to save Seth. She tries kissing him and
- 24:08Speaker 1: he's like, and she's like, are you not going to
- 24:09Speaker 1: kiss me? I mean, all he wants to do is
- 24:12Speaker 1: get out of there. Seth says he can't take much
- 24:14Speaker 1: more of this and walks off and Meredith like goes
- 24:17Speaker 1: after him. And she's like, but wait, wait, I'm worried
- 24:19Speaker 1: that they're going to think you're running away. And he
- 24:21Speaker 1: should have said, I am. Yeah.
- 24:23Speaker 3: But also, why does she care?
- 24:25Speaker 4: They think he's running away and that is not he's
- 24:27Speaker 4: not leaving because.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Well, I'd rather see a guy walk away from a
- 24:30Speaker 1: situation like that or just like he didn't have to leave, though.
- 24:35Speaker 1: He could have just went, you know, I'm not getting
- 24:37Speaker 1: into this. I don't get paid for this shit.
- 24:39Speaker 2: I'm not going to sit here and argue with housewives
- 24:41Speaker 2: and just walk away and go talk to somebody else.
- 24:43Speaker 4: So you had a prior commitment 11 minutes after you
- 24:46Speaker 4: arrived to one party.
- 24:47Speaker 3: You're like, oh, well.
- 24:49Speaker 4: At 15 minutes, I got to get back in my car,
- 24:51Speaker 4: drive 30 minutes and go there. Like, what's the prior commitment?
- 24:58Speaker 4: I can't even commit to one commitment a night. Let
- 25:02Speaker 4: alone prior.
- 25:05Speaker 3: But I don't know.
- 25:06Speaker 4: It's definitely, the whole thing is weird. The kiss was weird.
- 25:12Speaker 4: The walking out. The Herb said that people would think
- 25:15Speaker 4: that he's upset. enough to leave.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Like, I'm like, what do you care? Yeah. Just fix
- 25:23Speaker 3: your wig and get back to business.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Oh, she does.
- 25:26Speaker 2: She goes right back to business. And then as she's
- 25:29Speaker 2: over there, he calls her on the phone, can't find
- 25:32Speaker 2: the car. And it's like, and then of course that
- 25:36Speaker 2: gives Brittany every opportunity to make fun of her.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Oh, oh, okay. Seth.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:41Speaker 1: Like she's on the phone talking to him.
- 25:43Speaker 3: And then she's like, oh, weird. Oh, of course he's
- 25:45Speaker 3: on the call right now.
- 25:47Speaker 4: But Brittany, Brittany blatantly says to her like are you
- 25:51Speaker 4: going to just stand here and ignore me and pretend
- 25:54Speaker 4: I don't exist and Meredith's like yes that's exactly what
- 25:58Speaker 4: I'm going to do and then like Lisa leans forward
- 26:02Speaker 4: to like have a conversation with Meredith and like asks
- 26:06Speaker 4: out Brittany and I'm like oh my god so Brittany's
- 26:12Speaker 4: just like where do I go now also why does
- 26:15Speaker 4: she Quit bringing your daughter to these things.
- 26:20Speaker 1: That's all she has now, I think. I don't think
- 26:21Speaker 1: she has like a plus one. So she brings her daughter.
- 26:24Speaker 3: And she needed to point out that it's her second
- 26:26Speaker 3: time drinking.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Her daughter is the same age as mine and Sophia.
- 26:30Speaker 1: And I would not bring Sophia to a housewife event.
- 26:34Speaker 2: If it was like a party for everybody, that's different.
- 26:38Speaker 2: But as my plus one to bring her to get
- 26:40Speaker 2: into housewife drama?
- 26:41Speaker 1: No, that ain't happening.
- 26:42Speaker 3: Like why? It's very bizarre to me.
- 26:44Speaker 1: I don't want her around.
- 26:46Speaker 4: You see her having to like, be like, okay, well
- 26:48Speaker 4: I'm going to go deal with this over here now.
- 26:50Speaker 3: And her daughter's like, okay. And you know, like she's
- 26:52Speaker 3: making small talk.
- 26:53Speaker 1: We see her over by trip. Was it? No, no,
- 26:56Speaker 1: it wasn't trip. It was Brandon. Yeah. Questioning him. So
- 27:01Speaker 1: do you guys go back and forth? Like you live
- 27:03Speaker 1: here and she lives there and he's like, uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- 27:05Speaker 4: And she's like, and you guys fly together. to each
- 27:08Speaker 4: other and he's like all the time and I was like.
- 27:12Speaker 2: Well we'll see about that well yeah but then we
- 27:16Speaker 2: go on to Angie tells Bronwyn that Brittany has been
- 27:19Speaker 2: digging into her house sale since San Francisco um well
- 27:23Speaker 2: here's one thing is she an active real estate agent
- 27:25Speaker 2: because they said like she hasn't sold one house.
- 27:28Speaker 3: They said there's not one house sold on the market.
- 27:31Speaker 1: But is she is that her job Because if just
- 27:34Speaker 1: because you're a real estate, you have a license like me,
- 27:36Speaker 1: it doesn't mean you can look up, you know, information, mortgages,
- 27:39Speaker 1: things like that, because you have to be active. You
- 27:41Speaker 1: have to be working with a broker. You have to
- 27:43Speaker 1: be a member of the board of real estate to
- 27:45Speaker 1: access that information. So if she's not an inactive realtor,
- 27:48Speaker 1: then she wouldn't have this information. She must have got
- 27:50Speaker 1: it from somebody else.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Yeah. So I don't know where she got it, but also, oh,
- 27:55Speaker 3: she's active.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Oh, she is active because I've never heard that she
- 27:58Speaker 2: was a real estate agent before. For some reason, if
- 28:00Speaker 2: I did, it didn't sink in.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:01Speaker 3: So she's active. She may just not have sold any houses,
- 28:05Speaker 3: but she's active.
- 28:07Speaker 4: But then even though Bronwyn doesn't want to hear it.
- 28:14Speaker 4: So like Angie first tells her that and she's like,
- 28:16Speaker 4: you know, dealing on the house sale and then saying
- 28:19Speaker 4: words that I don't know.
- 28:21Speaker 3: It's in a trust. It's in this. It's in that.
- 28:23Speaker 4: Like I've heard 50 different things where the money is.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Right.
- 28:27Speaker 4: She appears to be doing just fine with the money.
- 28:29Speaker 4: She's flying the boyfriend all around town. It is, you know,
- 28:32Speaker 4: it is what it is.
- 28:33Speaker 3: But then. Angie's like, oh, I've got one more thing
- 28:38Speaker 3: to tell you.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Yeah. But wait, there's more.
- 28:42Speaker 3: And Bronwyn's like, no, thank you.
- 28:44Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it.
- 28:46Speaker 3: I'm good.
- 28:47Speaker 4: And she's like, well, in the case that you ever
- 28:49Speaker 4: did want to hear it, what I'm going to tell
- 28:51Speaker 4: you is that people think you're paying Brandon money. to
- 28:56Speaker 4: date you for a PR stunt.
- 28:58Speaker 3: Okay.
- 28:58Speaker 2: So she told her that there was very little reaction.
- 29:01Speaker 2: Do you think that's a reaction you would have if
- 29:03Speaker 2: you were Bronwyn?
- 29:06Speaker 3: No.
- 29:06Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 29:08Speaker 2: Like, even like if I said to you like, Oh,
- 29:10Speaker 2: I hear that Valley guy is just using you and
- 29:13Speaker 2: you're paying him.
- 29:14Speaker 1: You'd be like, what the fuck?
- 29:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Zero reaction.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Is she taking the don't give it attention and it
- 29:21Speaker 2: won't have legs approach?
- 29:23Speaker 4: Well, I don't know because even when she went over
- 29:26Speaker 4: to talk to him about it, it wasn't a smooth conversation.
- 29:31Speaker 1: No, he's like, huh, huh, yeah, it cost you a lot.
- 29:35Speaker 3: Yeah, it cost you a lot. I'm not feeling that
- 29:38Speaker 3: chemistry there.
- 29:39Speaker 1: No, well, they're not together anymore. So it wasn't, you know,
- 29:44Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, the part that she's saying like, oh,
- 29:46Speaker 1: I met his family. And I'm like, and you broke
- 29:49Speaker 1: up two weeks later.
- 29:50Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens.
- 29:52Speaker 2: I mean, you met Valley Guy's family, but you're not
- 29:55Speaker 2: considered boyfriend, girlfriend.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
- 29:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:58Speaker 3: Yeah. So, I mean, I think it's by circumstance.
- 30:04Speaker 4: I met Valley Guy's parents because I was in Temecula.
- 30:08Speaker 4: And so he drove down and we all, like, hung out.
- 30:11Speaker 1: Well, if it means anything to you, I've never met
- 30:13Speaker 1: Eddie's parents.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Well, has he?
- 30:16Speaker 1: No. Well, he met his mom, but.
- 30:21Speaker 3: I was like, well, I think if he hasn't either,
- 30:23Speaker 3: then it's probably fair. But then.
- 30:27Speaker 4: Brittany again joins the convo unaware of what's been said
- 30:31Speaker 4: until Angie brings up Brittany digging on her own home
- 30:36Speaker 4: and Bronwyn's.
- 30:37Speaker 1: That's not a good look.
- 30:38Speaker 2: And she said, like, I'm just doing my professional whatever curiosity.
- 30:41Speaker 2: I'm like, if you're doing that, the Board of Real
- 30:44Speaker 2: Estate's not going to like that.
- 30:47Speaker 1: It's the same thing with Gina. When she was giving
- 30:50Speaker 1: out information about Jen being evicted and like, you know,
- 30:54Speaker 1: and her finance board of real estate does not like that.
- 30:57Speaker 2: You get in trouble for stuff like that. So if
- 30:59Speaker 2: you're doing that and going on national TV, be prepared
- 31:02Speaker 2: to get dinged by the board of real estate.
- 31:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Like nobody wants, we have to take an ethical code.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Like there's an ethical code.
- 31:09Speaker 3: You have to. Yeah. It can't be.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:12Speaker 3: But then as they argue, Bronwyn calls Brittany, a thirsty
- 31:17Speaker 3: nincompoop nincompoop nincompoop nincompoop. And tells her to get her
- 31:23Speaker 3: stinky breath out of her face. I'm sorry. This moment
- 31:26Speaker 3: made me laugh. And I rewinded it like three times.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Do you know what it means?
- 31:29Speaker 4: Angie had a Listerine squirt to squirt into her mouth.
- 31:33Speaker 1: They have so many props.
- 31:35Speaker 2: And then her pulling the candy out of the hair
- 31:38Speaker 2: and eating it. And by the way, that wasn't her hair.
- 31:40Speaker 2: So people are like, what if there's lice? And I'm like,
- 31:42Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure 99% of that hair is fake. So
- 31:45Speaker 2: who knows who it belongs to and if they had lice.
- 31:48Speaker 2: But a nincompoop, that's a very old-fashioned word.
- 31:51Speaker 4: I haven't heard somebody... I mean, I've been called a
- 31:54Speaker 4: nincompoop before when.
- 31:55Speaker 3: I was little.
- 31:55Speaker 2: It means you're a silly, foolish, or stupid person who
- 31:58Speaker 2: lacks common sense or can't do things right.
- 32:01Speaker 3: Yeah. She's a nincompoop. She's a nincompoop. And you know what?
- 32:05Speaker 4: That's a nice word that Bronwyn used, because Bronwyn could
- 32:08Speaker 4: have used much worse words.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Right. But that's kind of Bronwyn's shtick. She kind of says.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Yeah, but the stinky breath out of her face. I mean,
- 32:17Speaker 3: I don't know how Angie could.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Hasn't she been called stinky breath before?
- 32:22Speaker 3: Maybe.
- 32:23Speaker 4: But do you think Angie just carries that around waiting
- 32:25Speaker 4: for a moment for someone to call?
- 32:27Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 32:27Speaker 3: That was weird. Or do you think she has her own?
- 32:30Speaker 3: Like some people are addicted to those little like spray list.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeff Lewis is. He's always spraying his mouth.
- 32:37Speaker 1: But she just had it in her hand.
- 32:41Speaker 3: It was as she was saying it.
- 32:44Speaker 4: You see Brittany turn to the side and then Angie
- 32:46Speaker 4: goes right into her face.
- 32:49Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 32:50Speaker 1: That's kind of weird.
- 32:51Speaker 3: And then she closes her mouth like. Yeah. And then
- 32:55Speaker 3: she goes back to talking. Mm hmm.
- 32:59Speaker 4: But the way the breath smells so bad. Why is
- 33:02Speaker 4: everyone commenting on her breath?
- 33:04Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 33:04Speaker 1: She has halitosis. But Brittany actually. Did she actually know
- 33:09Speaker 1: what the word meant? Nincompoop. Because she got very like,
- 33:12Speaker 1: so how dare you call me that? Like so overly dramatic.
- 33:17Speaker 3: You know what I'm going to say?
- 33:18Speaker 1: I actually like Britney. We met Britney. We had her
- 33:21Speaker 1: on the show. I think she should go to Broadway.
- 33:24Speaker 1: I think that's her calling. I'm not sure that Housewives
- 33:28Speaker 1: is her thing.
- 33:29Speaker 3: Well, it's just the problem is, and.
- 33:31Speaker 4: I, Kwai said it best sometime in this episode.
- 33:37Speaker 3: She's a twat? She's a twat. Like, she's just not...
- 33:41Speaker 3: I was like, you're welcome to come on the twat
- 33:44Speaker 3: seat whenever you want.
- 33:45Speaker 1: But do you do know that a twat is way
- 33:46Speaker 1: worse than an income poop? So if she got mad
- 33:49Speaker 1: at that.
- 33:50Speaker 3: We named ourselves twats, Tamara. Yes, we did.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Not on purpose, but... And you guys are all twatsters.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Twatsters.
- 33:59Speaker 4: But Brittany says, Bronwyn's stories don't add up, but when
- 34:05Speaker 4: Kawhi jumps in to shut Brittany down... Brittany claims she
- 34:08Speaker 4: knows plenty about her too and calls Kawhi a whore.
- 34:12Speaker 2: It wasn't just like, you're a whore. I think there
- 34:14Speaker 2: was like, there was more to it. It was like,
- 34:18Speaker 2: then you're acting like a whore or something. I don't
- 34:20Speaker 2: think she blatantly called her a whore.
- 34:21Speaker 3: At that scene. No, I think she made it seem like, yeah,
- 34:24Speaker 3: she goes, oh no, well, you're a whore. And then
- 34:27Speaker 3: Kawhi goes, well, at least I have a happy husband.
- 34:32Speaker 1: Yeah, she did say that.
- 34:34Speaker 3: And then it just, But I'm like, Brittany is just
- 34:36Speaker 3: like self-sabotaging herself this entire episode.
- 34:40Speaker 1: The entire season that she's been on. Every season.
- 34:44Speaker 3: Like, she is the glutton for punishment. She loves it.
- 34:49Speaker 1: I know.
- 34:50Speaker 3: Like, with the guy she chooses, with what she says
- 34:53Speaker 3: to stir.
- 34:54Speaker 4: The bottle with that annoying ding, ding, ding whenever she wants.
- 34:57Speaker 3: At least she didn't do a cheers here.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Right. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Like, no.
- 35:06Speaker 4: But then after they all walk away, Angie brings up
- 35:09Speaker 4: Brittany stealing Mary's flowers.
- 35:11Speaker 3: And that's when Brittany loses it.
- 35:13Speaker 4: She's not crying about the Bronwyn stuff or why or
- 35:17Speaker 4: anything like that. She's crying about Mary thinking she did
- 35:22Speaker 4: a bad thing by giving the flowers to the old folks.
- 35:25Speaker 2: The way that she was so caught off guard by it,
- 35:28Speaker 2: I really truly think that she was trying to do
- 35:31Speaker 2: something nice. And I think that, you know, it's getting
- 35:34Speaker 2: thrown back in her face to doing something horrible. I
- 35:36Speaker 2: don't think her heart was to, I'm going to steal
- 35:39Speaker 2: these flowers. I think she just wasn't aware. And we've
- 35:42Speaker 2: talked about it. Like where she screwed up is where
- 35:45Speaker 2: she took the flowers that she gave Mary.
- 35:48Speaker 1: She took those flowers too.
- 35:50Speaker 4: Like I, Mary was already gone.
- 35:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:54Speaker 1: I understand that. Do you know what I would have done?
- 35:55Speaker 2: I would have left them there and said to Mary, wow,
- 35:57Speaker 2: my feelings are really hurt. that you didn't even take
- 36:00Speaker 2: home the flowers I gave you. And Mary would have said,
- 36:02Speaker 2: that's because they look like weeds.
- 36:04Speaker 3: Yeah. That's because they were ugly.
- 36:08Speaker 1: They're ugly. And then Mary would go even worse. Mary
- 36:12Speaker 1: would go, kind of like the outfit you're wearing right now.
- 36:14Speaker 1: That's ugly, girl.
- 36:16Speaker 3: Cheap, ugly, terrible. But yeah, I know.
- 36:22Speaker 4: But I do really wish I knew if Mary was there,
- 36:25Speaker 4: like at any point in time when she was seeing
- 36:27Speaker 4: this flower abduction. No, I have it seem like she was,
- 36:31Speaker 4: but they.
- 36:32Speaker 2: Get into like a conversation about Bronwyn's, you know, like
- 36:36Speaker 2: she lies all the time or she's like nothing adds up, which.
- 36:40Speaker 1: I don't see that much of that in her. I
- 36:42Speaker 1: see that more in Heather Gay than I do in Bronwyn.
- 36:45Speaker 2: There's questions about the guy, but I don't know that
- 36:49Speaker 2: she's paying him. I think somebody made that up and
- 36:52Speaker 2: it just went viral because we've seen it on social media.
- 36:56Speaker 2: But they questioned her about her divorce and saying, well,
- 37:00Speaker 2: you said you weren't getting divorced.
- 37:01Speaker 1: And she goes, the reason we didn't file an open
- 37:03Speaker 1: court is because of stalkers like you who want to
- 37:06Speaker 1: know our business. So you can file with a mediator
- 37:11Speaker 1: and it's not going to be... Isn't it all public record?
- 37:14Speaker 3: No. So if you're getting along.
- 37:17Speaker 4: So if Edwin and I continued on the same road
- 37:20Speaker 4: that we are on right now and we... we file
- 37:24Speaker 4: and we get it all figured out through a mediator,
- 37:26Speaker 4: we could have a closed case. It's once you get
- 37:31Speaker 4: the courts involved that then there's the court paperwork that
- 37:34Speaker 4: can be released.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Which I think is so wrong. I think that they
- 37:37Speaker 1: make all court stuff, most of it public. I think
- 37:40Speaker 1: it's so wrong.
- 37:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:42Speaker 4: So, but I, I think that I don't really know
- 37:47Speaker 4: why she cares. And then why all of the women,
- 37:50Speaker 4: because we're, we, kind of brushed over the fact that
- 37:53Speaker 4: all of the women were sitting there when, when they
- 37:57Speaker 4: called Whitney messy and they went into Bronwyn and like
- 38:03Speaker 4: got all the information where Angie gathered all of her
- 38:05Speaker 4: information that she got, like none of those other girls
- 38:09Speaker 4: were standing up for anybody. They were just sitting there
- 38:12Speaker 4: taking it. It's not like they were like, Oh, I don't,
- 38:15Speaker 4: I disagree. I think the finances.
- 38:17Speaker 2: Are all, you know, Well, somebody's personal finance and stuff,
- 38:22Speaker 2: not like not your business.
- 38:25Speaker 3: This is all about what kind of financial gain Bronwyn
- 38:29Speaker 3: is getting. And I'm like, Brittany, what do you care?
- 38:34Speaker 1: Yeah. She wants to know how much money she's got.
- 38:36Speaker 2: If she was on the deed, if they both had
- 38:38Speaker 2: to sign, it's like that is crossing a line.
- 38:40Speaker 1: And I think I would have just said, shut up.
- 38:43Speaker 1: None of your business.
- 38:44Speaker 3: How about that? Why do you care?
- 38:45Speaker 1: But she said it was her professional, you know, like desire.
- 38:49Speaker 1: I'm like, no. No, you can get in trouble for this.
- 38:52Speaker 3: And it's just so unnecessary.
- 38:54Speaker 4: And then like Bronwyn is fighting a little too hard,
- 39:00Speaker 4: like pushing against it. Like, well, yeah, because there isn't
- 39:03Speaker 4: a deed, but there is a deed because then there's
- 39:04Speaker 4: the trust.
- 39:06Speaker 3: So then it does start to get confusing.
- 39:08Speaker 2: And as a real estate agent, you don't have that information.
- 39:10Speaker 2: You can just see that the house is in a
- 39:12Speaker 2: trust name.
- 39:13Speaker 1: That's it. So unless it's different over there on their
- 39:16Speaker 1: board of real estate.
- 39:18Speaker 2: So Heather tries to give this emotional speech as Angie
- 39:22Speaker 2: calms a crying Brittany, saying she's thankful for everyone she
- 39:27Speaker 2: loves who is there, no longer feels dead inside. she
- 39:30Speaker 2: can finally imagine growing old with somebody and I'm truly
- 39:34Speaker 2: at this moment very happy for Heather yeah and think
- 39:38Speaker 2: they make a cute couple and hope that everything works
- 39:41Speaker 2: out Heather ends her speech with is there anything else
- 39:44Speaker 2: I need to say and Mary yells.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Where's the food Heather likes to eat.
- 39:50Speaker 3: So I figured she'd.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Have good food.
- 39:52Speaker 3: I assumed wrong.
- 39:54Speaker 1: I made a bad judgment on that one, she said.
- 39:57Speaker 1: And I'm like, God, damn her. She is funny. Where's
- 40:02Speaker 1: the food?
- 40:03Speaker 3: Yells it out. Where's the food?
- 40:06Speaker 4: Meanwhile, in the middle of the speech, Angie and Brittany,
- 40:12Speaker 4: like Brittany's crying now at this point about the flowers
- 40:15Speaker 4: and Angie is wiping, dabbing.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Like she has like a little, as if it was
- 40:20Speaker 3: a makeup dabbing thing. Yeah. But it was the tablecloth. Oh,
- 40:26Speaker 3: was it? I was like, oh.
- 40:29Speaker 2: What did you think about when Whitney passes Lisa and says,
- 40:33Speaker 2: you might want to get your phone ready because you're
- 40:35Speaker 2: going to want to call John. And Lisa's like, what the, what,
- 40:39Speaker 2: is she drinking?
- 40:41Speaker 3: Maybe we should double check. She seemed a little.
- 40:45Speaker 4: A little different when she said because then she walked
- 40:48Speaker 4: by and she was like, like she was.
- 40:50Speaker 3: All proud of it.
- 40:51Speaker 2: Well, then she goes straight up to Angie, who they're
- 40:54Speaker 2: discussing at that point, who's messier as they're fighting over
- 40:57Speaker 2: who is messier.
- 40:58Speaker 1: They both agree that Lisa's lips look like labia.
- 41:01Speaker 2: And then they're making all these weird lips and they're like, well, yeah,
- 41:04Speaker 2: I know they agree on it.
- 41:06Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, my God, they're.
- 41:07Speaker 4: Laughing at Lisa in the middle of this. Then Angie
- 41:11Speaker 4: pulls her lips up. It does kind of look like
- 41:13Speaker 4: a vulva. I do have to kind of laugh at it,
- 41:16Speaker 4: but then it's just more back and forth. And you
- 41:20Speaker 4: can see, even though those two are supposed to be fighting, they're.
- 41:22Speaker 3: Laughing at each other's jokes.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Wait, what's the difference between a labia and a vulva?
- 41:29Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 41:31Speaker 1: I think she said labia. I think the vulva is
- 41:32Speaker 1: in the inner.
- 41:33Speaker 3: Side, like One of them said labia. One of them
- 41:36Speaker 3: said vulva. Oh, they did? Yeah.
- 41:38Speaker 1: And she's like, why did you have to say that?
- 41:40Speaker 1: Now that's all I think about when she talks.
- 41:42Speaker 4: She's like, well, the bottom lip has to be substantially
- 41:46Speaker 4: smaller than the top lip.
- 41:48Speaker 1: Bigger. The bottom lip has to be substantially bigger than
- 41:50Speaker 1: the top lip. Yeah.
- 41:52Speaker 3: But.
- 41:53Speaker 2: Well, then then Whitney then brings Angie over to the
- 41:56Speaker 2: group and calls out that Heather and Angie told her
- 41:58Speaker 2: that Lisa thinks she uses her personal life for sympathy.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Lisa accuses Whitney of never taking accountability, bringing up Whitney,
- 42:05Speaker 2: calling her a on stage, which I totally.
- 42:08Speaker 1: Agree with all of that.
- 42:09Speaker 3: But also, when did get blocked on? I don't know.
- 42:12Speaker 1: I called Shannon.
- 42:13Speaker 2: I called Shannon and they didn't even show it. So
- 42:16Speaker 2: it must be something that they have to blur out.
- 42:18Speaker 4: I feel like I've heard Erika Jayne on the show
- 42:22Speaker 4: say Erika. And I feel like I've heard Dorit say
- 42:25Speaker 4: on the show, you're a.
- 42:27Speaker 3: I don't know. But everybody's saying... I guess not.
- 42:31Speaker 1: I guess you just know what she's saying, so you
- 42:33Speaker 1: can get her lips.
- 42:33Speaker 4: So we just assumed when Camille said, you're a stupid bleep,
- 42:37Speaker 4: we assumed she said.
- 42:39Speaker 3: I don't think we're that smart.
- 42:41Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe Peacock does. Well, Brittany brings up
- 42:45Speaker 1: Justin talking to John and Lisa shuts her down. When
- 42:49Speaker 1: they don't back her up, Whitney calls Heather and Angie two-faced,
- 42:53Speaker 1: accusing Heather of stirring up drama only to backpedal and
- 42:57Speaker 1: leave her out to dry. Mary agrees with Whitney.
- 43:01Speaker 3: Well, also what, what Heather's trying to say is like,
- 43:06Speaker 3: I can't really be involved in this mess because I
- 43:09Speaker 3: know the secret.
- 43:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 43:11Speaker 4: So if I have your back right now. Yeah. I,
- 43:14Speaker 4: actually throwing you under the bus. So, like, just sit
- 43:17Speaker 4: here with my crab vagina.
- 43:19Speaker 1: And then Mary's like, I don't know about Heather, but
- 43:22Speaker 1: Angie is two-faced in reaching for attention at this party,
- 43:25Speaker 1: eating candy out of Brittany's hair, hanging all over Brittany,
- 43:29Speaker 1: and trying to get Bronwyn upset.
- 43:31Speaker 3: She did.
- 43:31Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. She did too much this episode.
- 43:34Speaker 1: She looked a little parched.
- 43:37Speaker 3: She did too much this episode. I think....
- 43:43Speaker 4: I don't know if maybe... She and because she and
- 43:46Speaker 4: Mary drove together. I don't know if it was a
- 43:48Speaker 4: long drive.
- 43:48Speaker 3: I don't know if they got each other all amped
- 43:50Speaker 3: up in the car because we didn't really see much.
- 43:54Speaker 4: There was car cams, but we didn't see much of
- 43:57Speaker 4: their conversation in the car.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Well, one thing I want to say that I've observed
- 44:01Speaker 2: is I don't I mean, Whitney is kind of playing
- 44:03Speaker 2: a victim because nobody's salvating over the fact that she's
- 44:06Speaker 2: going through something or hoping she's going to get divorced. Like,
- 44:09Speaker 2: I haven't seen that. I mean, even when Lisa said, like,
- 44:12Speaker 2: what are they getting divorced? It wasn't like she was like,
- 44:14Speaker 2: oh my God, yes, they are. Like nobody's salvating. Whitney
- 44:31Speaker 2: storms off with her scale in hand saying she's going
- 44:35Speaker 2: to do her healing journey on her own.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 44:40Speaker 3: She's going to be back.
- 44:42Speaker 1: To that healing journey.
- 44:45Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
- 44:45Speaker 4: And then she brings over the, I didn't like this
- 44:48Speaker 4: part either when they're, when she's holding the scale one,
- 44:52Speaker 4: I didn't even get all the references, but like she's
- 44:55Speaker 4: holding the scale and then she's talking to Lisa and
- 44:59Speaker 4: they're like both hitting the scale down on different sides.
- 45:01Speaker 3: And like, you're making it heavy on one side. And
- 45:03Speaker 3: I was like, One, this is a weird prop to have.
- 45:09Speaker 3: It looks like a birdcage. Two, like, look, you two
- 45:14Speaker 3: just zip it. I know.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Well, it ends. I think it ends here.
- 45:17Speaker 2: It ends where Brittany tries to speak with Mary, but
- 45:20Speaker 2: Mary refuses, accusing her of having a stealing problem for
- 45:24Speaker 2: taking the flowers. When Mary says she's going through something
- 45:27Speaker 2: deeply personal about her son, Brittany responds, that's not a thing.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Now, they did flashbacks, and that is not what Brittany said.
- 45:34Speaker 1: That's not what Brittany said. She was talking. It was
- 45:37Speaker 1: another comment that she had said. And she goes, well,
- 45:39Speaker 1: that's not a thing.
- 45:40Speaker 2: It wasn't about grief. It was not about grief because
- 45:43Speaker 2: they replayed it a couple of times. And then Mary's like,
- 45:47Speaker 2: that's how Mary heard it, though. So that was her truth.
- 45:50Speaker 2: She was telling people and everyone's like, oh, Brittany, you're done.
- 45:53Speaker 2: You don't say things like that.
- 45:55Speaker 1: And then Mary's like, you steal bread and you put
- 45:57Speaker 1: it in your purse and you steal flowers.
- 46:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:01Speaker 1: And your mom addresses you funny. Yeah.
- 46:03Speaker 3: And then they like flashback to her saying like, oh, yeah,
- 46:06Speaker 3: when I was a kid, I would put rolls in
- 46:08Speaker 3: my purse because, you know, we didn't have enough money
- 46:11Speaker 3: and I wanted to save. And even then, Mary was.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Like, well, I didn't do that.
- 46:15Speaker 3: I would never do that.
- 46:16Speaker 1: Well, Brittany said the flower seemed unwanted and I wanted
- 46:19Speaker 1: to give them to somebody who clearly needed them.
- 46:24Speaker 3: It's very hard for me to side with Brittany on anything.
- 46:28Speaker 3: I know. The flowers thing. I think I do. The
- 46:31Speaker 3: flowers thing, I have to. Yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 4: I'm left no other choice unless Mary was still sitting
- 46:38Speaker 4: in that room when that was all happening. I would 99%
- 46:42Speaker 4: bet Mary was gone, but had no idea what was
- 46:45Speaker 4: happening with any of those flowers. I doubt anybody took
- 46:48Speaker 4: home any of those wildflowers and put them anywhere.
- 46:51Speaker 3: No. No.
- 46:52Speaker 1: And then Mary's like, stay out of my face and
- 46:54Speaker 1: I'll stay out of yours.
- 46:55Speaker 2: So Brittany and her confessional insists that that's not a thing,
- 46:59Speaker 2: was a misunderstanding of them talking over each other. And
- 47:02Speaker 2: I believe that because we saw the flashbacks.
- 47:04Speaker 1: I'm like, that didn't land, no.
- 47:06Speaker 2: But the woman all seemed to be over Brittany and
- 47:08Speaker 2: Brittany leaving the Jupiter party on an island. So basically,
- 47:14Speaker 2: there was all these talking over each other. And as
- 47:18Speaker 2: Mary was saying, she's got grief. Brittany didn't listen to
- 47:22Speaker 2: her and just spoke over her and said, that's not
- 47:23Speaker 2: a thing. So I don't think she, I, I think
- 47:26Speaker 2: she misspoke. I don't think she meant to say that.
- 47:28Speaker 2: I don't think anybody in their right mind would say that.
- 47:32Speaker 3: Like she must've been having a conversation, still fighting with
- 47:35Speaker 3: somebody else.
- 47:36Speaker 2: And it's not like I'm sticking up for Brittany by
- 47:38Speaker 2: any means, but I, I truly do not think that
- 47:41Speaker 2: that's what that comment was for.
- 47:43Speaker 1: And that's how I feel it. I, I, I, I
- 47:46Speaker 1: can't imagine.
- 47:47Speaker 3: She does. She may seem. Annoying. But she doesn't seem
- 47:54Speaker 3: like she's malicious.
- 47:56Speaker 1: No, she's not a mean person.
- 47:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:58Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I don't think anybody would say
- 48:00Speaker 1: something like that.
- 48:01Speaker 3: Yeah. But, I mean, I liked it. I thought this
- 48:03Speaker 3: was a good episode. And the.
- 48:08Speaker 4: Fact that there was three, potentially four husbands, we don't know, there,
- 48:14Speaker 4: I was like, wow, this is like Housewife Miracle.
- 48:18Speaker 1: Well, John Barlow wasn't there.
- 48:21Speaker 3: No.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Mary's husband wasn't there. Seth was there for 10 minutes.
- 48:26Speaker 3: Still counts as he was there. And I thought that.
- 48:29Speaker 1: I saw Kwai walk in with her husband, but maybe
- 48:32Speaker 1: it was somebody else.
- 48:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Have we seen that much of her personal life?
- 48:36Speaker 3: Have we? No.
- 48:38Speaker 4: All we know is that Stephen works for a company
- 48:43Speaker 4: in Florida and spends 80% of his time there for
- 48:47Speaker 4: his job.
- 48:48Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 48:49Speaker 3: That's a lot of time.
- 48:50Speaker 1: That is a lot of time. That'd be hard.
- 48:52Speaker 3: Yeah. All right, guys.
- 48:53Speaker 1: Thank you for tuning in to another episode of Two
- 48:55Speaker 1: Teas in a Pod.
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