Latest / Replay Reviews / Pedestrian Pancakes, Anyone? - MAFIA - Part 1

Transcript

Pedestrian Pancakes, Anyone? - MAFIA - Part 1 · Replay Reviews

0:00
I don't know if you can tell that my voice sounds weird.
0:02
Um, I don't know if that'll come through to the audience at all, but it sounds weird to me and I couldn't figure out why for a second.
0:11
And then I remembered I played Mario Party last night with my brother and our friends.
0:17
It got heated.
0:19
We need to do the eye contact summary.
0:22
So.
0:25
Okay.
0:26
In this episode, we meet some classic criminals.
0:30
They don't, they don't say f**k.
0:32
We make pedestrian pancakes and little old lady must have been packing some heat.
0:40
Thank you for coming back from our replay reviews.
0:42
My name is Leah.
0:43
And my name is Cathy.
0:44
We are two friends who are here to replay, review and analyze your favorite video games.
0:48
And since Cathy has never seen the games before, it helps me view them through her fresh eyes, almost like I'm discovering them again for the first time.
0:56
We hope it'll be a similar experience for you.
1:06
Are we ready for scene one?
1:08
Let's get to it.
1:10
Actually, before we get there.
1:11
We have to acknowledge this is the first time we did a morning podcast.
1:15
We've never done a morning podcast.
1:17
That is, that is a good thing to announce.
1:19
And we'll probably explain a lot of the things that will probably happen.
1:23
Of course, so this recording.
1:24
But what I was going to say is this was your pick.
1:26
This is Cathy's pick.
1:28
I gave you a few, a bundle, a bundle of trailers to watch that I felt would fit in with our other games this season.
1:36
And this is what you picked.
1:37
And I'm excited for you to see it.
1:39
I'm glad you picked it because I had a lot of fun playing it.
1:42
I'm really excited about this game too.
1:45
There's something about the quality of the design.
1:48
It's like they took heavy rain design and they just elevated it, made it so much better.
1:53
And I'm really excited because we start with a really awesome California Soren camera angle.
1:59
Just going in the quality is nice.
2:02
The music's great.
2:03
And it's just fantastic.
2:04
I'm liking part one so much.
2:06
And I'm so excited to see the rest.
2:08
Yes.
2:08
I'm glad you mentioned the California Soren.
2:10
I'm sure we've mentioned it before, but the monitor that my work sent me, because I work remotely, is too big.
2:21
It looks like a television.
2:22
So when I was watching this gameplay with you last night, I was starting to like freak out because it felt like I was in VR.
2:30
And the thing is your TV has a remote, not your TV, your monitor has a remote just like a TV.
2:36
I thought it was a TV.
2:37
Well, I added that.
2:38
I added that.
2:39
But yes, it feels like a TV.
2:45
Okay.
2:46
Now, now are we ready for scene one?
2:48
Yes.
2:49
All right.
2:49
So we meet Tommy and Detective Norman.
2:53
This is not the first law enforcement Norman we've met this season.
2:58
So that's kind of interesting.
3:00
Mildly, not really.
3:01
Turns out Tommy contacted him and he wants to trade information on a cold case for protection for his wife and daughter.
3:09
Well, I'm skeptical about Detective Norman because who knows if he's maybe he's a gang member that's pretending to be a detective and getting info.
3:21
Where did he come from?
3:22
Is he just going to take that information and then leave Tommy Hain?
3:25
Like, we don't know much about him, but I understand it that the detective isn't going to he has the upper hand right now.
3:34
And if anything, I mean, the cold case has gone cold for so long.
3:39
It doesn't really matter.
3:40
Yeah, he's probably desperate to get this case solved.
3:44
It sounds like it was his first case as soon as he arrived in the city.
3:47
And the detective can tell that Tommy has a target on his back and he uses that as leverage and kind of makes Tommy tell him his story before making any promises.
3:58
And this is when we flash back to 1930 when it all started.
4:03
So in 1930, as a cab driver, we meet two guys, Sam and Polly, who are being chased by some people and crash and they force Tommy at gunpoint to give them a ride.
4:15
He takes them safely to a place called Salieri's and they pay him handsomely.
4:20
Well, they also give Tommy a really great story to say that if someone asks us about X, Y, Z, say ABC, and it's like they're very experienced of from doing this kind of stuff with normal people.
4:33
Yeah, exactly.
4:35
He says, if anyone asks about the money you want in a poker and the scratches on your car are from swerving to avoid hitting a little old lady.
4:41
But what about the bullet holes, though? Like I was in the wrong side of town.
4:46
Granny got a gun.
4:47
Sam also tells him not to hesitate to ask for a loan, honest work, etc.
4:53
Because, and I quote, the Don doesn't forget his friends.
4:56
I mean, so far, the Mafia doesn't seem so bad, right?
5:00
Yeah, it doesn't.
5:02
And they awarded him handsomely.
5:05
So it's true.
5:06
We go back to modern day and Tommy is again talking to Detective Norman and says, I didn't want to get in with criminals.
5:14
It's better to be poor and alive than rich and dead.
5:16
Right there.
5:17
Back then, I was out.
5:18
That totally foreshadows whenever someone starts a sentence like that, there's going to be a but and then it's going to go on.
5:26
Exactly.
5:28
And maybe we'll see it sometime later, though.
5:31
Tommy is working as usual.
5:33
I noticed a mechanic pop up on the screen for a speed limiter.
5:40
And I can tell you, I did not see that when I played the game.
5:44
And I don't know if that had anything to do with my driving skills.
5:50
I don't want to blame it on that.
5:52
But you know what?
5:54
I get better.
5:56
You would not let me hear the end of it, though.
5:58
I'm sorry from a viewer standpoint, I'm just preparing you for if people are negative in our comments watching a play through, I was just preparing you for that negativity.
6:10
Number one, in my defense, the game I played before this game was Red Dead Redemption, not even the second one, the first one, not the remake because that was before this.
6:20
And I don't even think the remake is any better.
6:21
I'm not going to buy it.
6:22
It's different is all I'm going to tell you.
6:25
But you know, I think I have to make you play it.
6:28
I think I have to make you play it.
6:30
And you know what?
6:30
We'll see how good you do.
6:32
It's not.
6:33
I mean, my eight year old niece schools me in playing PS4.
6:40
I got to look down and see like triangle, like which was triangle.
6:44
I got to look down.
6:45
So I'm not going to be any better.
6:47
It takes a minute to get used to these controls.
6:52
I don't think I'm the only one, but I might be.
6:54
And that's OK.
6:55
But also during these drop offs, what do you call these fairs?
6:59
They're called fairs.
7:00
Yeah.
7:01
His first customer says, my only advice is stop smoking in your car.
7:06
No, that was her tip.
7:08
Instead of giving him an actual tip for financial compensation, she gives him like that kind of tip and says that word of advice kind of thing, which is really rude.
7:19
See, I understood tip as advice, not as money.
7:24
I will know.
7:26
I think she's just substituting instead of giving him tips, which I think is a typical thing to do.
7:31
I think she's just giving him advice.
7:32
So it's like, you know how?
7:34
And I hate this in the restaurants when you get your check and instead of putting a tip amount, people put zero and word of advice, smile more or whatever crap that you think she's doing the same.
7:44
I've never heard of this.
7:46
I need to know how people interpret it.
7:49
This now was she was she saying, I'm not going to tip you.
7:52
Your tip is stop smoking in your car instead of like five cents.
7:58
Or is she just saying, hey, some advice to improve your experience.
8:04
Don't smoke in your cab.
8:06
Which one?
8:08
I don't know now.
8:09
Okay, we need to get back on track here.
8:12
My point was, though, before we started this rabbit trail, is that really her advice or her tip?
8:19
Not don't run over pedestrians, not don't crash into other cars, both of which I did.
8:24
Seems like smoking should be pretty low on that list, but that's just my opinion.
8:29
His last customer for the day says that he should go get a cup of coffee and take a break at some person's coffee shop he knows.
8:36
And while this happens, a few of Morello's men who we haven't met yet, they attack him because they're angry at him for helping Sam and Polly.
8:46
And this is when Tommy makes a run for it back to Sally Aries restaurant for Sam and Polly scare Morello's men away.
8:52
I'm curious why Tommy decided to run back to Sam and Polly when he could have just hid.
8:57
You can definitely tell it's the morning recording.
9:01
We need to make a compilation.
9:06
That's just all of our throat noises.
9:11
Yes, clearing your throat.
9:13
Because I always do my best to cut them out.
9:17
But I have a feeling like all the lip smacking and throat clearing, if you just add that into one video, it's going to be horrible.
9:26
But for some reason, people are going to watch it.
9:28
I don't know why.
9:29
It's like the anti ASMR.
9:33
And we can't label who's who.
9:35
You got to mix it up together.
9:36
And all the inhales do like.
9:38
Yeah, it's a good question.
9:46
I think maybe just I don't know, maybe he just wasn't thinking.
9:50
He did get kicked in the head pretty hard.
9:52
But anyway, they bring him inside to meet the Don who offers to pay for the damage to his cab.
9:58
But Tommy just wants a shot at the bastards who wrecked my cab.
10:02
Is that the mistake?
10:04
Well, I mean that and running to them, you know that they're the mafia.
10:08
At some point, you know the reason why.
10:10
And going in, it's just going to suck you in.
10:12
But you going there and asking the Don for permission, he's not your boss or anything.
10:19
You don't need to ask him for permission.
10:21
And you're showing a pretty darn bloody streak of vengeance in your blood that you want to go and attack them.
10:29
You could just let it settle.
10:30
But you chose to do things the mafia way, and that's your biggest downfall is you want to seek revenge instead of letting it settle.
10:39
I mean, all they gave him was a baseball bat.
10:41
I'm sure he could have found one of those or you like call the cops.
10:46
Salieri sends Polly with Tommy to go bust up some of their cars and send a message.
10:52
And Polly is so rude to Ralphie, their mechanic.
10:56
Oh, my gosh. Yes.
10:57
That's another notes.
10:58
Polly is such a bully to Ralphie.
11:01
I had my hopes high up, hoping that Tommy, if he makes it to the mafia and like pretty high up,
11:07
he's going to like protect Ralphie and make him be his driver or just something to protect him from being bullied.
11:14
But my goodness, and Tommy doesn't say anything, just let's Polly bully him.
11:19
I hate that. And Ralphie is just so nice.
11:23
And it's so sad that he gets bullied like that.
11:26
Well, he's nice until he he says, one day I'm going to cut your brake line, asshole.
11:32
I mean, to be fair, Polly had that come in.
11:37
It escalated a little quickly, but he's an asshole to him.
11:44
Well, yeah, it's true.
11:47
So Tommy and Polly do bust up some of Morello's cars and they steal some guy named Dino's car and then return to Salieri's.
11:54
Salieri then offers Tommy a job and he accepts.
11:58
And because he accepts Salieri lays down the ground rules, he makes his operation sound kind of upstanding,
12:04
considering it's organized crime.
12:08
They don't cuss, they don't do drugs.
12:11
But number one for him is loyalty.
12:14
And so Tommy is accepted into the family.
12:16
It's a gentleman's mafia.
12:18
It's a gentleman's mafia.
12:21
So that was obvious a trial run for Tommy to see if he's going to have what it takes to be in the mafia.
12:28
And Polly supervised him.
12:29
But for some reason, I get a vibe that Sam sitting there at the table doesn't seem to really like Tommy.
12:35
I don't know if it's that he feels threatened by him.
12:38
He thinks are comparable. He doesn't trust him.
12:41
Back to the detective.
12:43
Tommy says that things were pretty mild for a while until he, Sam and Polly were sent on a collections job.
12:48
And then we flash back to Salieri handing out this assignment.
12:52
And it seems like he likes to compare himself to Morello.
12:57
He talks about Morello being a hothead or stupid.
13:02
I think he just talks about him whenever he's mad, he can't think and he has crap for brains.
13:09
Yeah, he's comparing his tactics to Morello's and saying like Morello breaks legs.
13:14
We don't. We're better than that.
13:16
So I don't know, there's something there, a little animosity.
13:20
I wonder if Morello is his brother or they grew up in the same mafia and they split.
13:27
Curious about that backstory.
13:29
At first, the collections are going just fine.
13:33
And so the last stop at a rural motel, that's hard to say.
13:37
Rural.
13:39
Motel.
13:42
It's in the morning.
13:44
It's the morning.
13:46
Anyway, collections are going fine until the last stop at a rural motel.
13:50
Nailed it.
13:51
Polly gets shot and the gunman says to tell Salieri this place is ours.
13:58
An injured Polly then begs Tommy to go rescue Sam who's been captured and they're trying
14:02
to get information out of him.
14:04
So that's probably not a very pleasant situation.
14:08
I mean, Tommy went real quick from saying that he didn't want to deal with criminals
14:12
to okay, boss, and let's go get that money.
14:15
Yeah, I think some time went by, but I'm not sure how much time went by.
14:20
So I don't know.
14:21
But either way, because he says it was pretty mild for a while and he was moving crates
14:24
or whatever, and now it's like war.
14:28
So either way, it's a big jump up for sure.
14:32
Tommy is able to rescue Sam, but somebody makes a run for it with the cash.
14:36
So Tommy chases him down.
14:38
And after he stops them, we hear him tell Detective Norman, I should have took off then
14:43
and there, but I couldn't go back to being a nobody.
14:46
He's addicted to the violence now.
14:49
Let's talk about this a little bit because it's the Great Depression, right?
14:53
They referenced that a few times that we're in the Great Depression.
14:56
He's a cab driver making 30 cents.
14:59
So I can see the appeal.
15:02
For sure I see the appeal, but I don't know.
15:05
And it's also about living a better life that he now has someone else because we don't
15:12
really see him having any family members.
15:13
I think he mentions his mom, right?
15:16
But he doesn't really have much going on in his life.
15:19
And finally he finds a group that he has some purpose in a way.
15:25
So that kind of goes into our next or my next note, which is back with the detective.
15:30
They have sort of like a little mild debate about chance versus choice.
15:35
And so I guess like, did Tommy have a choice?
15:39
Because he got dragged into this by chance with Polly and Sam running up on him.
15:45
He backs out, he chooses to back out.
15:48
And then when he's attacked by Morello's men, is he sort of dragged back into it by chance
15:54
again?
15:55
It started out as chance all up to the point where he chooses to want to seek revenge and
16:02
to break their cars to the bat.
16:05
That's a choice.
16:06
And he could have backed out.
16:07
He could have just taken the money or he could have just said no to that money and use the
16:11
money he previously got and just fix his car and just continue with life.
16:17
I agree with that.
16:18
My only question that I wonder about is, would he still get bothered?
16:24
You know, because he already has that mark on him, even though that he didn't choose
16:28
to have that mark on him, he still has it on him.
16:31
So that's my only question of like how much choice was there really?
16:34
I think he definitely leans into it.
16:37
But what are his choices?
16:38
All we've seen so far is he gets pushed around while he's being an upstanding citizen, you
16:43
know?
16:45
So is the flip side of that, like in order to protect yourself, you have to go bad and
16:50
join the mafia?
16:53
Take the money and move.
16:54
Yeah, I feel like either move or you stay, fight or flight.
17:00
Yeah.
17:01
I think I kind of land on it was chance and then he leaned into it a little bit.
17:09
As they're talking, Tommy then asks Norman if he's heard of a boxer named Joey Crackers
17:14
and then he tells a story.
17:15
We see Crackers get rear-ended by Morello.
17:19
We finally see him, who then proceeds to beat Joey, I'm pretty sure to death, with a tire
17:25
iron.
17:27
Norman argues that that story can't be true as Morello made a good amount of cash off
17:32
of Joey.
17:33
But Tommy says it didn't matter and that Don Salieri chalked it up to Morello not being
17:37
able to think straight when he's mad.
17:40
He can just commit murder in broad daylight and the police turn their eyes away from it.
17:45
It goes to show how much money and power he has on his payroll, like we know it.
17:50
Salieri talked about it.
17:52
This is the first time we've seen how much the mafia controls the city.
17:57
It's one thing to turn a blind eye to like some racketeering, some extortion, but to turn
18:07
away from a murder being committed because of a little rear-ender when it was clearly
18:13
Morello's fault.
18:15
That's a different level.
18:17
That's not just being in his pocket.
18:20
That's being terrified of him too.
18:22
Are we ready for scene four?
18:25
Yes.
18:26
The dreaded race.
18:30
Okay.
18:34
So in our last section of gameplay, Tommy is asked to use his driving skills.
18:39
He is again talking to the detective and says that things were pretty routine for a while
18:43
again, but they also had some fun.
18:46
And this is when he starts telling the story of the race.
18:51
So back in time, the Don asked Tommy to help sabotage a race car of a rival driver in an
18:56
upcoming race.
18:58
It sounds like a lot of people both in the mob and just citizens who come to the Don
19:03
for financial advice, which by the way, don't do that.
19:07
You're going to the person who, if you want to commit illegal financial transactions,
19:13
yes.
19:14
But this is a guy who's probably having a whole bunch of tax evasion and everything.
19:19
So I don't know if he's the guy you want to go to, but at the same time, I could see the
19:23
peel because people are struggling as the depression and they just don't have that much
19:28
money and the Don looks like he's doing good business.
19:31
So I could see why they would go to him for financial advice, but you must be ready to
19:36
give up your right arm and a child.
19:38
And a child.
19:40
Your right arm and your left child.
19:42
Yeah, so a lot of people both inside and outside of the mob are going to lose money if Sally
19:48
Aries driver loses.
19:50
Don is certain that a fancy new driver is actually Morello's guy.
19:55
And so there's a little extra, a little extra juice behind this for getting this done.
20:00
Tommy does succeed in sabotaging the car, which makes it not drive properly.
20:05
And somehow I did better driving this messed up car than I did driving a normal car in
20:12
this game.
20:13
Lucas is the person who helps sabotage the car and he goes and tells Tommy saying that,
20:18
Hey, I can, I want to be part of the team if you need another person.
20:23
I don't know about Lucas.
20:24
I feel like he may or may not betray the mafia or.
20:30
Okay.
20:35
So I don't know if Lucas is going to be part of Sally Sally Aries team, but I feel like,
20:43
Oh gosh, I feel like.
20:46
Let me try that again.
20:48
Let me get some water.
20:52
We're talking like it's seven o'clock.
20:55
It's 1215.
20:56
We're night owls.
20:57
It's not that early anymore.
20:58
No, but here's the thing.
20:59
We record from like nine or 10 till midnight or like 1 AM.
21:07
What's the latest we ever done it?
21:08
So doing it this early makes a difference.
21:11
You're over there with morning throat goo and I'm over here sipping an energy drink.
21:16
Like it's the butt crack of dawn and it's literally lunchtime.
21:23
Where were you?
21:30
Okay.
21:31
Let me try this again.
21:34
So Lucas is telling Tommy saying that, Hey, if you guys need an extra person, I'm down.
21:40
But at the same time, I feel like he may or may not betray Sally Aries team because he's
21:46
so desperate and maybe he's going to be the type where he's mad if he doesn't get a cut
21:52
or even though he feels like he's obligated to get something and he deserves it.
21:57
So he might be something or someone that's going to turn on them.
22:03
Like he just wants.
22:04
Yeah, he wants and he wants money.
22:06
But what does he want more?
22:08
Does he want to be part of the mafia or does he just want money?
22:11
Because if you just want some money, that's definitely going to cause troubles if you're
22:14
trying to get it from the mafia.
22:16
So I agree.
22:17
It seems like he's he should tread lightly and maybe a little lighter than he is.
22:23
Alright so now it is race day.
22:25
Things do not go according to plan.
22:28
Frank informs Tommy that he will be Sally Aries new driver after Morello's guys roughed
22:33
up their original.
22:35
Thankfully Tommy wins after about 35 attempts on my end and yay, everyone has their money.
22:44
The bank of Sally area is still functioning.
22:48
I need to know people.
22:49
I need to know how many times how many times did it take you?
22:54
It was brutal.
22:55
They throw the there's nothing else to say.
22:58
It's horrible.
22:59
I had to take like three P breaks during the course of recording that.
23:03
Anyway, you didn't need to know that.
23:05
Apparently his reward for winning the race though is to drive a drunk Polly home, which
23:11
is pretty entertaining.
23:12
I will say Polly's pretty funny, but he needs to learn to be quiet when he's drunk because
23:18
that's going to get him in a lot of trouble.
23:19
He's already saying something that him and Sam are keeping the real stuff from him and
23:27
I don't know if that's in a good way or a bad way, but I feel like that's going to be
23:31
something that Tommy gets his hands on and it's going to turn it over to Detective Norman.
23:38
I also love when Tommy starts driving him away and Polly's like, I told the Don he can
23:45
drive.
23:46
He's a driver as the car is going.
23:50
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:53
At least you didn't rear end something.
23:58
It's true.
24:00
And Polly's a funny drunk.
24:01
He goes, take me to the patooties.
24:03
Don't say patootie.
24:10
I feel like that's a turn off.
24:11
It's an immediate turn off.
24:14
It's funny, but it's a turn off.
24:17
It's at this point in the game, cause I didn't really understand what was going on in the
24:21
front part that I realized that dude, Sarah's going to be Tommy's girl and that's the daughter
24:28
and the wife that his family is going to have all thanks to Sarah.
24:32
And it's nice you mentioned this when we were watching it, that it's nice to have a really
24:37
witty female character.
24:38
A great change from a lot of the female characters we've seen so far in the season and even in
24:44
season one too.
24:46
Too serious.
24:47
Too breeding.
24:49
We like the joke, Sarah.
24:50
And hey, when you're done celebrating, you might want to go find your buddy Polly.
24:53
He's so drunk, he's going to get hit by a parked car.
24:57
Anything else for this episode?
24:59
Nope, but I'm curious what's going to happen in the next part.
25:04
It's so nice to get this game.
25:07
It's pretty refreshing compared to the serious tone that we see in Yakuza and in Outlast.
25:14
So I'm excited.
25:15
Yeah, I like the layout of this game, the format of the storytelling.
25:19
I like that we go from the detective back in time and we just sort of see step by step
25:25
how Tommy ended up here.
25:26
I really enjoy that.
25:27
I think it's unique to what we've played so far.
25:31
Okay, so we're tracking a couple things in this series.
25:39
Near misses, which is when I make a pedestrian skedaddle backwards.
25:45
And I didn't count every single one because I think a few of them were overreacting.
25:50
Okay, calm down.
25:52
How many near misses do you think were in part one?
25:54
I'd say about 25.
25:59
If I could slap you through the screen.
26:01
I don't know, I'm just throwing a number out there.
26:06
I'd say more like 13.
26:09
I would never hit you.
26:11
No, you're off.
26:15
I'd say 13.
26:16
I changed my answer.
26:19
Better.
26:20
Seven.
26:21
Seven, okay.
26:22
And then we were gonna do hits, but I changed it to peepees.
26:31
What?
26:32
It's called peepees.
26:37
It's pedestrian pancakes.
26:39
How many innocent pedestrians did I run over with my car?
26:43
I don't think you did any, did you?
26:45
Oh, I did.
26:47
One, two, three.
26:52
You can't just go up in increments of one, you gotta pick a number.
26:55
I'd say three.
26:57
You are correct.
26:58
Three pedestrian pancakes.
27:02
What's that, a grand slam at Denny's?
27:05
I don't frequent Denny's, I don't know why I said that.
27:09
I've never been to Denny's, so I'm not gonna respond.
27:11
You're not missing out.
27:12
You're not missing out.
27:14
Also Denny's, like listen, okay, I don't know if this is still the case because I have not
27:21
been there in a hot minute, but the last time I was there, I didn't want to order anything
27:25
off of your menu because everything is titled in a pun.
27:29
I don't want to order a moons over my hammy sandwich, I just want a fucking ham and cheese
27:34
sandwich, okay?
27:36
Don't make me feel like a tool trying to order some food.
27:42
Get it out of there.
27:43
Oh gosh.
27:44
All right, well we'll see through the course of the series how high the pedestrian pancakes
27:51
stack is gonna be.
27:53
Do you have a guess for how many pedestrian pancakes are made during this whole game?
27:58
Five parts?
27:59
Or how many parts do we have?
28:01
I think so, let me verify.
28:03
Okay, I feel like because you get better, you can't do an average of three per episode.
28:10
Five parts, yes.
28:11
Or three part.
28:12
It has to be under 15, so I'm gonna go eight.
28:14
Okay, eight pp's.
28:17
And then near misses, 13.
28:20
It's like 50, bring it back down.
28:25
So you have to get, it's not an average of 13 an episode, I think you get better.
28:34
I'll do, I feel like 47 is still too high.
28:39
I'll do 35.
28:41
All right, it's written in Sharpie.
28:45
Permanent marker.
28:48
Permanent answers.
28:49
Is that, actually you know what, there's a couple other things that I'm going to reveal
28:53
in the summary.
28:54
So I might have you guess those now as well.
28:57
There's just a lot of good stats in this game.
28:59
I wanna know what you think my headshot percentage will be.
29:02
I'm not counting it as every time the gun goes off.
29:05
If the bullet hits the target, that counts in the percentage.
29:10
So if I shoot at someone, right?
29:13
Three shots go into the body.
29:15
Say one's in the tum tum.
29:17
I hate that I just said that.
29:19
One's in the stomach, one's in the shoulder, and one's in the chest.
29:26
Tum tum came out so natural.
29:30
I'm drinking an energy drink and it changes me.
29:34
It changes me.
29:36
Oh dear.
29:38
So I shoot the body three times, right?
29:40
A stomach shot, a chest shot, a shoulder shot, right?
29:44
And then I hit the head.
29:46
So that's one out of four is a headshot.
29:50
So that would be that percentage.
29:52
So of all the kills, I'd say about, yeah, let's do 35% heads and 65% bodies.
30:01
Noted in Sharpie.
30:03
And then the last category is innocent bystanders.
30:06
So these are people who, more pedestrians.
30:10
So pedestrian pancakes, you get shot, you get molotoved.
30:13
Any innocent bystander, someone not involved in the fight, they get hurt in some way.
30:19
How many total?
30:20
I'll do 47.
30:22
47 innocent bystanders.
30:25
All right.
30:26
Noted.
30:27
It's in the file.
30:28
Now we can end the episode and we can wake up.
30:32
Yeah.
30:33
Actually eat breakfast.
30:35
As you said that, my stomach growled and I'm a little bit freaked out.
30:38
Why did I say tum tum?
30:41
Tum tum.
30:42
I don't know what's wrong.
30:43
I didn't say that.
30:44
It's, we're a mess this morning.
30:45
Okay, end it, end it please.
30:46
Okay, audacity on one, three, two, one.
30:47
Thank you for listening and don't forget to send in any questions, comments, or game
30:48
suggestions.
30:49
You can find all our contact info on our website, replayreviewspod.com, or contact us directly
30:50
through our site.
30:51
Do we completely miss something?
30:52
Are we way off the mark?
30:53
Or do you just want us to take a deeper look at anything from the game?
30:54
We'll tackle any topics you all want to hear in our season wrap up episode.
30:55
We also want to thank you for watching this episode of the season.
30:56
We hope you enjoyed it.
30:57
We'll see you next time.
30:58
Bye!
30:59
Bye!
31:00
Bye!
31:01
Bye!
31:02
Bye!
31:03
Bye!
31:04
Bye!
31:05
Bye!
31:06
Bye!
31:36
Bye!