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From Confrontation to Chaos: The Paul Bissonnette Story · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: I mean that does seem to be the theme of backstage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Richard, I tell you what's up? Everybody to stay
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of filling stockings full of stuff, joining me as
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  Speaker 1: always is you've been quacking off in Brandon Jay McDermott fellas.
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  Speaker 1: We were excited backstage, probably had a lot of good
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  Speaker 1: content back there, but we said, let's press it and
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  Speaker 1: go what is up? Dudes?
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  Speaker 2: What's good? Boys? I was, uh, I've said a good
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  Speaker 2: week and I'm just glad to be with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you seem really happy, Like this is the man
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  Speaker 3: the most positive before his show ever, Like he's he's
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  Speaker 3: giving us a PEPs like talk, like we can run
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  Speaker 3: through a wall. He's the guys, we're gonna have a
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  Speaker 3: great show, Like everything's gonna be great, Like let's do this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Like if there was ever like if I ever needed
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  Speaker 4: the reminder in my life that alcohol is just not
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  Speaker 4: for me, just not it's just not my bag. But
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  Speaker 4: herbal refreshments are terrific. I went to bed last night
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  Speaker 4: at really late, like two thirty in the morning, and
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  Speaker 4: it is as a time of recording nine to fifteen
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  Speaker 4: in my time, I believe it's an hour ahead for you.
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  Speaker 4: One of my eyes is not open like the other one,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm feeling a little off this morning. But before
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  Speaker 4: I went to bed, I decided to take a couple
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  Speaker 4: of these good, good, chewy things here that I have
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  Speaker 4: and who they are. I've noticed a couple of things.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, this morning, I feel no pain. But
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  Speaker 4: one thing I noticed too is sometimes when I'll have
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  Speaker 4: my dosage has always stayed the same, but sometimes when
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  Speaker 4: I have some within an hour, I'll feel it like
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  Speaker 4: all right, here comes and then two hours in you're
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  Speaker 4: like all right. But then like sometimes it's like five
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  Speaker 4: six hours in and I'm like, wow, okay, so I
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  Speaker 4: thought what activated three hours ago? No, this is the one,
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  Speaker 4: and this is six hours after. It's gonna be a
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  Speaker 4: good show, boys and girls.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 5: I live.
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  Speaker 3: When that after shock happens, you know, you're like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: this is what it's supposed to feel like. I'm having
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  Speaker 3: a good time. Everything is wonderful, and there's just that
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  Speaker 3: delayed reaction. If it's like a Mike Tyson punch. You're
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  Speaker 3: just like, where is this from? I didn't eat another
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  Speaker 3: one somewhere?
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  Speaker 2: Did? I?
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  Speaker 5: Like? What the hell is happening?
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  Speaker 6: You?
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  Speaker 1: You probably did.
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  Speaker 5: That's That's where I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Always, so I'll put it away. I'm like, hey, there's
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  Speaker 3: six more in here. So that way, whenever I question it,
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  Speaker 3: I go, there's six more in here. But then I
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  Speaker 3: think to myself, I was like, but was that after
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  Speaker 3: eating the additional one?
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  Speaker 5: Or was that the first one? You know?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, do they make an app for that? So
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  Speaker 1: you can track like your your dosage? Like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this in here head one at this time.
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  Speaker 1: That way you have for some little bit of accountabilities.
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  Speaker 1: So next thing, you know, and you're all, you know,
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  Speaker 1: barely moving, You're feeling like a turtle laying on the
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  Speaker 1: ground and nothing's working, and you can grab your phone
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  Speaker 1: and go, oh, that's why if there's not we write
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  Speaker 1: that down. That's a good idea that did we just
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  Speaker 1: become millionaires? I mean, let's be honest, there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of great ideas that we've had, whether we're making content,
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  Speaker 1: whether we're coming up with great ideas that already exists
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  Speaker 1: except for years ago. And we came up with the
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  Speaker 1: idea about the poop map, and I still want to
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  Speaker 1: rate my poop and everywhere you go. Thankfully, I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the poop map now even though you've been still won't
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  Speaker 1: be my friend on the app. But they're listening. They
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  Speaker 1: really need to hit us up because we talk about
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  Speaker 1: it a lot. There's something that I do want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about that I don't know if you guys saw.
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  Speaker 1: I think you guys probably did, and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: this could be an interesting point of conversation. Did you
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  Speaker 1: guys see the Paul biz Big Dizzy the NHL star
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  Speaker 1: Paul biz Biz on B I S S O N
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  Speaker 1: N E T T E. He's one of the dudes
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  Speaker 1: on spitting chicklets from Barstool the spar He's retired at
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  Speaker 1: NHL Player. Did you guys hear about the story? Huh oh, Brandon,
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  Speaker 1: I think you've been did because I threw it in
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  Speaker 1: the group chat.
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  Speaker 6: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: So this guy lives out in Arizona. He goes to
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  Speaker 1: this place, Houston's, I believe is the name of the
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  Speaker 1: place in Arizona. Why it's a little bit more confusing,
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  Speaker 1: and was just out gets a salad there four to
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  Speaker 1: five days a week. Looks over. Place is busy. It's
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  Speaker 1: a pretty upscale place, and he noticed that this group
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  Speaker 1: of guys are kind of, you know, getting a little
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  Speaker 1: out of hand, look to be drunk. They're getting pissed
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  Speaker 1: because you can't just get alcohol unless you have a seat,
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  Speaker 1: can't just go in, grab some drinks, stand around. There's
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  Speaker 1: no places for these guys to sit. And then they
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  Speaker 1: start to get confrontational with the staff. And he's like,
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  Speaker 1: these are my people, I know it. So he kind
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  Speaker 1: of goes over there. Well, he does go over there,
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  Speaker 1: and it's more or less like hey, like calm down,
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  Speaker 1: let's everybody calm down. They kind of, he said, he
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  Speaker 1: kind of looked at him and knew like he's ready
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  Speaker 1: to fight, all right, and more or less you he says,
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  Speaker 1: I forget the exact quote, but he said something like, well,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to take this outside, let's go. The
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  Speaker 1: guy did not wait for him to go outside, kind
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  Speaker 1: of pushed him through him whatever. So he starts. They
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  Speaker 1: get him outside, not one, two three, there's about nine
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  Speaker 1: guys in this party and that are now chasing him,
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  Speaker 1: and he knows that he can't take all nine of them,
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  Speaker 1: so he's backpedaling, backpedal and backpedaling, and there's a couple
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  Speaker 1: of fists this and that. All of a sudden, like
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  Speaker 1: they get him to the ground. There's dudes that are
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  Speaker 1: kicking him as hard as they can throw in punches.
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  Speaker 1: He gets back up off the ground, backpedal some more,
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  Speaker 1: gets to I think a CVS calls the cops, they
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  Speaker 1: go away, and turns out an hour and a half
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  Speaker 1: before this, these guys assaulted staff at another place, a
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  Speaker 1: golf course, because they cut him off and they were
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  Speaker 1: closing at six. I mean, there's and there's video footage
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  Speaker 1: of all of it, and it is why I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to pull up some video footage, but it is,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's an unbelievable story. But then because he
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  Speaker 1: went on your favorite show, the Pat McAfee Show, and
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  Speaker 1: was being interviewed and stuff about this, and it turns
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  Speaker 1: out like there is he and there's probably more to
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  Speaker 1: the story. They think they started uncover thing. These guys
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  Speaker 1: go from town to town apparently or allegedly and scam
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  Speaker 1: people and they use fake military IDs pretending that they're
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  Speaker 1: you know, ex military to get discounts on stuff. And
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  Speaker 1: I think there's like different chapters or whatever they are,
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  Speaker 1: because I thought I heard something about the Texas chapter
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  Speaker 1: was like super pissed. So I don't know if they
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  Speaker 1: accidentally uncovered something wild or maybe it was a runoff thing,
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  Speaker 1: but apparently, yeah, they they were terrorizing this town, other towns,
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  Speaker 1: beating the crap out of people, and Paul more or
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  Speaker 1: less said, hey, you know what I'll drop. I'll get
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  Speaker 1: all the charges dropped on this one guy if he's
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  Speaker 1: man enough to step in the ring with me. And
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  Speaker 1: you can see like's they're like, oh, you got one shot.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, oh yeah, pull up his mugshot. Pull up
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  Speaker 1: his mugshot. Someone to try to find the mugshot, and
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  Speaker 1: you could just see like he got a couple good ones.
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  Speaker 2: It's wild.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a video footage from Dario as on the youtubes. Here,
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  Speaker 1: let me share this, just an unbelievable story.
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  Speaker 6: Check this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know that their sounds, so this probably
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  Speaker 1: isn't gonna be the greatest thing. It's just just a
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  Speaker 1: bar camera, you know, the standard one kind of like
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  Speaker 1: the not even four K. But here he is right there.
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  Speaker 1: He just comes over. This is him, like, hey, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? That's him right there in the gray. You
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  Speaker 1: can see this kind of pushing all right where he's
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  Speaker 1: on the defense, gets one or two. Then you don't
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  Speaker 1: see they pushed him into a statue. I guess that's
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  Speaker 1: over here. And this is weight staff. They just knocked
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  Speaker 1: this person over. A woman, she's mad. Can't blame her.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they have the footage on this
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  Speaker 1: as well, but then yeah, here it is. Here's the
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  Speaker 1: door cam. So as you come up here, this guy's
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  Speaker 1: gonna hold the door for everybody coming out. You see
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  Speaker 1: in this whole entire fight then comes rolling out at
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  Speaker 1: some point. But what's crazy as too? Before this, look
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  Speaker 1: at this guy with a baby zoom. Super dad got
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  Speaker 1: his door. Guy though, it's like, come on, guys, get
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  Speaker 1: the fight out of here. You can see him right
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  Speaker 1: there that Those are the guys chasing the one, two, three, four, five,
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  Speaker 1: six seven eight. Pat mcfieid that's probably the boss because
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  Speaker 1: he's just slowly walking. So this is the parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: You can I see him still backing up way up here.
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  Speaker 1: See him just going back. They're still chasing him. Good
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  Speaker 1: thing he stays in shape, still backing up, like come home.
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting. He's starting to get away from the pack.
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  Speaker 1: The old the old guys are This guy in the
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  Speaker 1: green seems to be like the biggest kind of douchebag
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  Speaker 1: of them all. He's the one that assaulted at the
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  Speaker 1: other place. This guy's here is trying to sneak in
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. It looks like.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to stop it.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, he's got no shirt on because they ripped it.
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  Speaker 1: They threw him into a statue and it ripped his shirt.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what's great about this? This is just
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  Speaker 4: a reminder to all of you that when you're in public,
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  Speaker 4: you are on camera, because look at all always by
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  Speaker 4: the way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at the guy in the green. I mean
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  Speaker 1: he's got him more or less one on one now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he wants to do something. And in the
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  Speaker 1: interview he's like, you might want to stop. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you you might want to stop. I think this is
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  Speaker 1: when they get him on the ground. Maybe, but whatever
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  Speaker 1: happened to at one point right before they get him
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  Speaker 1: on the ground, I don't know if that footage was there,
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  Speaker 1: because I think that's the CBS and they all start
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  Speaker 1: backing up because he goes into the store and calls
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  Speaker 1: the shops and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: What's there? What's their their bag? What's their thing? He's
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  Speaker 4: the trick, you know, the mark? What are they?
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  Speaker 1: So he this Paul guy is the only reason they
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  Speaker 1: they went after him is because he he confronted him.
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  Speaker 1: All right here, look at see how they're all running
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  Speaker 1: and they're coming at him. This is when they get
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  Speaker 1: him to the ground. There was another guy that he
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  Speaker 1: blasted and knocked down.
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  Speaker 2: Camera guy loses. Okay, there we go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is some surveillance still, so right there, they
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  Speaker 1: got to watch this guy in the red boom boom
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  Speaker 1: boom just kicking throwing kicks. I mean they got him down, thankfully.
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  Speaker 1: He gets back up and they're like, he got me
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  Speaker 1: a couple of times, but apparently he had not speaking.
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  Speaker 2: I beat the ship out of somebody.
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  Speaker 5: That's that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And that's so like my point is is like what's there?
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  Speaker 2: What's their game? What are they?
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  Speaker 4: What are they doing this for? Where like they're traveling
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  Speaker 4: to rob people? Did they know they're doing it to
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  Speaker 4: somebody famous? Like what's the stick?
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question because like when I first heard it.
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  Speaker 4: My thought was not to completely hijack the conversation, but
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  Speaker 4: my thought was, see, if you're famous in public nowadays,
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  Speaker 4: you better make sure you have good security. And so, uh,
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  Speaker 4: you know you're gonna see because there was what was
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  Speaker 4: the video I saw? There was a video I saw
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  Speaker 4: last week or a couple of days ago of a rapper. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't rapper. It was fucking Floyd Mayweather.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear? Did you see that thing?
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  Speaker 1: Look at this? These were the of the guys. That's
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  Speaker 1: the one guy in the green. There's one guy that
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  Speaker 1: he popped. Those guys, those dirt pigs. I did not
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  Speaker 1: see the Floyd Mayweather.
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  Speaker 2: So he was u.
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  Speaker 4: There was an attack and an angry mob in London,
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  Speaker 4: hm and attacked by visions mom eleven. Okay, so apparently
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't matter what it was about. But apparently some
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  Speaker 4: are saying it was about his support for Israel, and
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  Speaker 4: of course big you know, big population over there in London,
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  Speaker 4: especially that you know, art supporters of Palestine. Whatever that's good,
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  Speaker 4: bad or otherwise. I don't have a dog in the
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  Speaker 4: fight there. But it's just like when I see that,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, this is Floyd Mayweather, who probably should have
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  Speaker 4: the best security in the world, and you shouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: out in public late at night when you could be
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  Speaker 4: surrounded by a mob and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
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  Speaker 4: But like you're gonna start seeing like I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to try to get with here's the headlines,
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  Speaker 4: and it's an actual trend line.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to show what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 4: Is it's an isolated incident or three isolated incidents, I
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  Speaker 4: guess in this case. But potentially if I was rich,
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  Speaker 4: I would be like, yeah, you know what, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: gonna do much very much in the future, not being public.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go stay in my island and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: have people go out and do the work for me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get out here with these peasants.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: What's crazy is he said that almost every single night
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  Speaker 1: when he goes, there's two or three of them, him
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  Speaker 1: and two or three buddies, and he goes, that was
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  Speaker 1: a case, this would never be a story. This would
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  Speaker 1: have ended right there. We would beat the shot of
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  Speaker 1: these guys, yea, And he goes it just happened to
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  Speaker 1: be the one night I just tried doing the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: and I mean they're lucky. I mean, those dudes got
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  Speaker 1: some shots. And I mean this guy, thirty nine year
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  Speaker 1: old x NHL guy, it picked a wrong place, wrong time.
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  Speaker 1: But imagine if this was in Texas, down in Burleyville,
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  Speaker 1: there's probably a lot of other things that are going
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  Speaker 1: to happen because there's a lot of guns. I've heard
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  Speaker 1: in Texas.
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  Speaker 5: Oh they're off a few. I mean maybe a couple.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys realize, but I says Pee.
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  Speaker 1: Pointing to the sign behind him. I was like, what,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't looking right at the screen to see that,
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  Speaker 1: and I was I still had Burly on my mind.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when he would podcast when he was drinking, he
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  Speaker 1: would always pee in a bottle. I just heard you
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  Speaker 1: say look it, it says Pee, and I was expecting
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  Speaker 1: to look over and see you have a pea bottle.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, thinking that was a little weird.
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  Speaker 5: So a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Texas has the most guns out of any state, estimated
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  Speaker 4: one million, fifty or one million, five thousand guns. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: in a state of twenty nine million people, which I
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  Speaker 4: actually think it's a lot lower than I thought it
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  Speaker 4: was going to be. I thought it was going to
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  Speaker 4: be at least, you know, like one gun for every
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  Speaker 4: two people. But Florida's in second place, five hundred thousand
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  Speaker 4: guns Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, bingo. Yeah, I was trying to I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to find more about that, and I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: just let the show dragon. Oh, maybe we'll come back
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  Speaker 1: next week with an update on there. Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: it was just something that the Pat McAfee show had.
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  Speaker 1: They clipped it into just kind of one article, and
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  Speaker 1: Paul just went nuts, called them out, called the lawyers out.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently the lawyer's son is sending a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 1: dms to people, telling them to eat a bag of dicks,
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  Speaker 1: and just and like I said, apparently, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: what they said was more or less that they were
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  Speaker 1: going town to town and scamming people, whether they were
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  Speaker 1: going to door on some kind of scam. Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I quick google search didn't bring a lot of that
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  Speaker 1: to light, so I'm not sure if that's all public
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  Speaker 1: information or whatever, But either way, it's a wild story.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine being such a ther bag and doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Holy cow, But the footage. If you guys, ever, if
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  Speaker 1: you ever get boreder, anybody listening wants to go check
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  Speaker 1: out the footage. The one at the golf course or
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  Speaker 1: the country club before that was wild too. I mean
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  Speaker 1: that dude in the green was throwing haymakers at staff
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  Speaker 1: at one point even like hit one of the staffs
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  Speaker 1: and like ended up clipping a female. I mean, there
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  Speaker 1: has to be some I'm sure this person's one of
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  Speaker 1: the police charges. I think said there was at least
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  Speaker 1: a six degree felony and some other stuff from the incident.
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  Speaker 4: So people don't realize, like when you're in public, I
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  Speaker 4: may most people do realize, I guess, But when you're
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: in public and you intentionally hit somebody, that's clearly you
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  Speaker 4: know that you're gonna get in trouble. But if you're
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: in public and you intentionally try to hit somebody and
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: miss and hit somebody else, at the very least, you're negligent,
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: and you still have to pay for that, for lack
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: of a better term, pay for your negligence. You know,
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: so stupid.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: It's be careful, don't do dumb stuff that was bad.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: That's what we try to teach the kids, right, just
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: be good. Don't do dumb things. Don't want to see
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: you in the news, don't want to hear you in
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: the news, don't want to pick you up on the bill.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: At least that's when my parents told me, like, we
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: don't have a lot of bail money, so don't do
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: stupid shit.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Shure you do something real quick. Here.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: So this is a list of gun ownership by state.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Let's see if I can zoom in here so you
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: can see the states a little better. So you know
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: you have all the small ones, North Dakota, Nebraska, New
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: York's in here. You know you got Missouri, you got
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: all the other states. And as we scroll up the list, Texas, holy, oh,
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: so yeah, Texas has a lot of guns.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised with the California one.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Actually, what's crazy about this though? This is the number
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: of registered gus. So if there's a million registered guns
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: in Texas, how many unregistered are there?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Interesting? What was the lowest one on that? Did you
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: still have that open?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Yes? I do.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Lowest one on that was Rhode Island with less than
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: five thousand guns. The lowest five are Rhode Island, Delaware, Hawaii, Vermont, Maine, I.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Was just gonna say, it's probably a little harder to
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: get guns and stuff in Hawaii, right, unless they had
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: some kind of obviously ship them in or fly them
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: in or manufacturing. I can't imagine there's a lot of
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: gun manufacturers in Hawaii.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Three D printers. Mmm, I didn't say that.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't hear anything that you're talking about. Yeah, man,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: you guys, So you guys ready for the old Christmas.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I was getting around with the family that we were
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: going to ditch Christmas and jump on the Honakkah celebrations.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't really looked into it before. I mean, the
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: biggest thing for me was Hankkah Adam Sandler. So I
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: was singing all the songs, the Adam Sandler song, trying
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: to pump them up. I even made a cake and said, hey,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: here's last night cause cakes. You can buy a box
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: cake and frost and for like four dollars and let's
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: say four to twenty because it's funny number, right, and
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I love it. You can't even buy a bag of oreos.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: You can make a full cake for like four bucks.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: And if you want to go buy like a bag
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: of cookies or something like that. It's five six bucks.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, better buy a cake. We're gonna we're gonna
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: celebrate Hankkah this year. And they're like, well, I was like,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: you get to party from sun up to so for
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: eight days and exchange presence for eight straight days. And
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: then it led into a conversation where like, yeah, but
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: we don't celebrate the religion. I go, we don't go
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: to church and celebrate Christmas. I go, every holiday is
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: religious or political? No, it's not. I go, really, name
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: me one. I go Easter. Nope, that one's pretty religious.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Really And maybe it's me being a bad parent not
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: educating the kids now, but I feel like that's why
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: they go to school, right. And then they're like President's
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Day political? What it's the President's moving on and they
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: just named all the holidays and I'm like huh and
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, I guess it is. And I guess
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I never thought about it. I was just being a
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: smart ass, and I'm like, it's all about religion and politics.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And then they just commercialize stuff, you.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Know, everything, everything's about making money. That's that's capitalism and
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: it's finess, baby, but yeah, no, that's uh my wife
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: has to do the Christmas party for uh. Like she's
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: like one of the classroom moms, so she has to
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: organize the craft event at the holiday party. And so
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I told her. I was like, hey, what are you doing.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: She's like, I don't know. And some of these moms
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: are like super religious, and I was like, just don't
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: make anything like a cross. I was like you don't,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: just don't. And I was like, don't buy into it,
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: and she's like I don't know what to do. I
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: was like, it's not a Christmas party where I was like,
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: it's a holiday party and she's like, yeah, exactly what
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: it is. And I was like, play the draid old
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: game and see their fads explode.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: I was like, just do it, just do it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Do it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: She's like, well, that would actually be kind of fun.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I was like yeah, absolutely, and they're learning something new
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: and I was like, auta boom. And you also get
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: to annoy the extremely religious Christian neighbor that we have.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I may even take a day
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: off of work. Let's that's not fun to go.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I'm signing up to be there for you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: I want you to have to do this alone.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I h We had a show.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Segment on the show about candy canes and the history
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: of candy canes and when they were created, and somebody
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: in my Facebook chat said.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: You know the religious origins of the candy can don't you?
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I'm pretty sure you're so. I
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: looked it up, and listen, I'm a Christian. I don't
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: care if you are or whatever at them.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I lived my life by by actions and not by words.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: But they looked it up and they're like, you know,
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: the white represents purity and the red represents the blood
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: of Jesus. And you certainly may have like taken that
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: on after the fact, but it was never originated like that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: And and I'm not one to dispute it because I
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: think it it's not a good message or whatever, but
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: just the facts.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Are the facts, right, wasn't it on it? No, wasn't
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: it to keep kids quiet in church? And shit, it
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: was like legit sugar. Because the only reason I remember
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I was doing beard history, where I was doing those
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: weird transitions through my beard and doing facts and stuff.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I think I remember doing one on a candy cane,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: and I think the origin it was like sixteen hundreds
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: that they made these sugar sticks to hand out to
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the kids to more or less get them to shut
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: up services.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I didn't see that, and it certainly could be the case,
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: but I don't know. But one thing that's funny about
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: you talked about religion and holidays. I just said holidays,
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: and I'm thinking about the eggs Benedict Colin days right now.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Jeezs oh that sounds so good, dude, Oh my god,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: it sounds so good.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: A little egg yolk and some vinegar.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: The yolk is no joke.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it, But go ahead, your memory is correct.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: I asked, oh, google here, and it was to keep
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: kids quiet at shirts. That's why it was invented.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: So, but when it comes to religion, specifically Christianity and
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Christmas or Easter, they stole those those holidays from the Pagans.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: And I don't mean that stole in the like current.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Sense of like they stolen and they cheated.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: No, they became the dominant religion, and they was like,
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: you know what, we don't want Pagans to be pagan anymore.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: So we're gonna make the Pagans want to be us now,
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: and so we'll we'll try to do stuff that the Pagans.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Did and it worked.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Wonders, there ain't no more Pagans anymore, you know what
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, Like that religion is.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Gone, see you later.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: But there's but no to your point, like there's.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: There's so much not to make the show about religious, symbol, symbiology, symbology, symbolic, whatever,
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: whatever the word is. Like the Christmas tree, right, the
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Christmas tree represents you know, this evergreen, hardy tree that
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: grows through all seasons that lead that represents life, and.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: It leads to the heavens.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Right, and we decorated that wasn't always the case, right,
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: it was a pagan thing. Why why do we use
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: the Easter bunny? Why is there eggs for Well, there's
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: some religious beliefs in that too, specifically with not with purity,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: but with Rabbits tend to a lot and have lots
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: of babies. Yeah, so that kind of like what's the
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: word I'm thinking of, fertility? That's the one. Lots of
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: different religions, lots of different holidays, and most of them
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: do have religious or political undertones.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: As Matt said, So every Christmas, all I do is
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not a praying man, but I just pray that
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I can pay off the bills before the interest rates
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: hit me on the credit card, because god damn. We
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: try not to go too crazy. I think I've said
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: it before in the shows, so I'm not going to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: go there too hard. But we legit try to do
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: as much as we can locally, and we go thrift
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: shopping for Christmas presents for family and stuff like that,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and it's just not only is it fun and the
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: kids they enjoy the hell out of it. Do we
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: have to drive forty five minutes one way to find
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: a decent thrift store?
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Is it a college town so it's mostly super old
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: people's stuff that pass on or college kids looking for
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: some money. Yeah. But the biggest thing to like the
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: other we found a board game that was an original
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty six board game, all the pieces, everything, great condition,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, we got a crazy board game collection.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: But man, that's we have a lot of board games too,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: and I'm a sucker for a good board game. And
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: during Max's or whatever his alias is, it will show
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: he that we were ranking a few board games and
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I was surprised that some of the results of what
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: they were picking. We were only given five options, but
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: we had to rank those. And there's I found out
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: that people either love or hate Monopoly, like there is
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: no metal, it's an And I told them, I was like,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: you either suck.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Or you're really good at it. And the determines who
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: likes it.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: And I think it depends who you play verse you
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. If you if you're playing against
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: the kids and you just story, I'm like, it's one.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: That's one game that i just refuse. But again, I'm
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: in a house. I'm the only one that likes it,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: house full of haters of Monopoly. Like, imagine us the boys,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: we should, we should, we couldn't do it. I was
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: gonna say, have you could do the virtual game? Imagine
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: us on the say body wrung or something, having a
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Monopoly night. We sit down and play virtual Monopoly.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: And that would be actually fund that would that's very fun.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: I would totally beat down. Even there's there's Uno too,
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: and Uno is fruthless dude.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: And I every time before, like I I will shuffle
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: the cards and I get ready to deal it out
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: to kids, friends, whoever, and I'm always looking, I'm like,
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: are we stacking? Because I'm like I'm like, hey, this
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: determines who I knew, like who you are as a person.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I'm like, are you if you allow it? You're my
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: type of people? Okay, I want to I want to
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: see kids cry. I want to see grown adults cry.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I want to see that draw to get hit on me.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Someone point laugh at me and go, ah, you gotta
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: draw too, And I'm like, do I Richard draw?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And what's funny is I'm glad that you do it
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: before or as you're dealing because UNO I saw it
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: on Twitter or x however you call it. I think
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: recently that they actually came in with a post and
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: said the official ruling is you cannot play A plus
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: two on a plus two. I'm like, I don't like that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I know you might have might have lost a fan
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: in me.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: That's a lot.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm still gonna play.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Honestly, whoever announced that was clearly on drugs and they
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: don't know what they're talking about because the.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Rule is you stack. Okay.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: There are so many variants of UNO now, I mean,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you have any of the newest one.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I know my brother and sister
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: in law and all of them, because my daughter went
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: over there to play and they had like the newest
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: one and she was like it is on like it's wild, dad,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you mean? It was all
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: these different I mean, at one point, I think somebody
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: had to draw like twenty cards or something crazy like that,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: and I guess I think it was the youngest kid
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: and got so pissed and quit, like rage quit. I'm like,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: that's what I want to see. I want to see
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: our youth rage quitting, because how many times did you
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: see a good rage quit in our day, whether there
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: was a board game, of card game of video game.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: I remember playing WrestleMania with one of the first ones
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: on Sega dude, and I was beating my uncle in
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: the game for the first, six years old for the
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: first time. This runs over the console and hits reset
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: as soon as far as I was like you son
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: of a bitch, like and like somehow in my mind
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: like I didn't win because he hit reset before and
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: he was like yeah, man, like you literally just lost
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: and then acted like a little bitch.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: And I'm six years old and you're like thirty five
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: few you know, like.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Now you as an almost thirty five year old, if
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you are losing to a six year old, would you
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: potentially reset?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: And also one other I remember is I was older.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: I was about ten or now I was about twelve
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: or thirteen. No, no, I take a back by fourteen
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: years old, doesn't matter. But I was playing Ken Griffy
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Junior Baseball on the Super Nintendo and this was like
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: two thousand, two thousand and one, so this is like
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: six eight years after after it was made still the
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: best baseball game of all time, by the way, and
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: was beating my step dad and like it was one
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: of those tight games back and forth and he throws
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: the controller down, the whole system comes rubble down, skips,
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: and like it's like messed up, like pixelated screen.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Who is your team?
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: The Braves?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I'm ninety nine percent sure I have that game still
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: in my collection over here. I was gonna go get it,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: but I'm I'm like, I can see my Super Nintendo games,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I just can't see the titles on my My eyes
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: aren't as good as they used to be.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: It was it was one where the second one was good,
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: but there wasn't as good as the first.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: But that Ken Griffith Junior Baseball.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Was they had both.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: It was one where he was swinging and I think
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: the ball was on fire if I'm not mistaken.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Like he was wearing the green efforts. Yeah, I think
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: one of them was. That was but one of them
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: was straight, I thought.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: But he was wearing like it had like the the green,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: but then the dark blue sleeves.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, let me go, look, there's one where he's
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: like knee down. That's the Super Nintendo one. And then
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: there's one here. Let me I'll pull up the the
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Google images Ken Grifford Junior Baseball. There's a couple of
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: different ones. You got this one here, the Collector Baseball
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: card free inside, and then you had this. I mean,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: how could you not do the iconic swing on the cover.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I mean take a home run derby one. Maybe I
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: didn't realize it was on the game boy.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Dude, I've got an emulator. I can still play it. Like, no,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I don't. I take to have an emulator.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Remember those uh those like redos they did of the
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: little Super Nintendo's and all the other.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Ones that they redid.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Look at that, Oh, there we go.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: It was the second one, wasn't it? Winning run. Yeah
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: that was the second one.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Dude, So I was dead on on how I remembered
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: it about with the fire and the ball. But yeah,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: this is even the grocery store I used to go
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: to as a kid.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, schmidched it and then eventually you bought it
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: or whatever.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: But what's the warning on it?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: It says warning do not leave in sun or dash
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: of car.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: That's that's pretty wild that they had to put that
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: on there.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's wild.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Of all of the games that you probably could get
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: away with actually doing that, I feel like that's a
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: cartridge that could hold up in a car dash or
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: potential if anybody, No, nobody, I've seen our demographics, nobody
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: younger lives listening to this and being like, what is
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: this so bernet cartridge? You look like? Isn't it funny though?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: What our brains remember? I mean, you remembered Ken Griffy
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Junior's winning run cover of this, and I mean there's
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: probably some days you can't remember one of the kid's birthdays,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you know, allegedly exactly.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: You know what I can't remember if I've taken my
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I think I had to get one of those old
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: school I think this before, but the pill containers that
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: has like each day listed because I would like, I'm
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: really bad about it. I'll take my medicine in the
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: early in the morning, I'm like, yeah, I took it,
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: And then an hour and a half of like.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Did I take my medicine today?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, I see, well, I guess we're
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: just gonna be double good today.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Let's just go ahead and take him again, you know.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: And the really bad thing is at lunch, I'm like,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't take my medicine today. I don't think and
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like, god, damn.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Now it's too late in the day. That's that is
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: that the first sign that you're getting old, potentially is
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: when you get the pill counter. Is there another sign
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: where you're like, man, I'm a fish because I'm gonna
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: be forty this year and I've been thinking like, man,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: it's kind of a weird thought, but it's like, you
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: know what, this could this could be the halfway point.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe this is when I do the midlife crisis.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Like if I make eighty, that's pretty good.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Some days I'm like enough that I eat for breakfast
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: this morning? Did I eat breakfast? Like knowing, damn, well,
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: you know my fat ass ate breakfast. You know.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Is it? Is it something in your brain being like, man,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: something sounds good. I'm gonna convince myself I didn't eat breakfast,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: so I can have a little there's.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I mean I'm also guilty of I will
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: eat something then granted mine, I'll go smoke. And then
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: like two hours later and I'm like, I don't eat.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I haven't even eaten anything.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: All Hey, it's okay. I'm gonna go and treat myself
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: to something.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: And as I'm eating something, I go, damn, I just
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: had that sandwich before.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: It's like I did eat today. I was like, God,
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: it doesn't matter. I'm gonna continue to do it. Anyways.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I saw a meme style post on Instagram or x
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: or somewhere it doesn't really matter where it is. And
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: it was a handwritten sign that was inside a refrigerator
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that said you're not hungry, You're just high. It was
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: so this and somebody put like, this is how I
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: have to remind myself to stop eating so late at night.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: So I even got called out yesterday at the we
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: were decorating cookies for Santa and we were at the
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: brother in law house.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: And you're on the nice list.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm always on the nice list. They can't catch
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: slipping ever, you know. Uh, A'm a good enough bullshitter
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: to talk my way out of it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I walk into his shop and he asked
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: me immediately. He's like, hey man, there's a gummy in
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: there if you want one. I'm like, oh, I already
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: took some. I'm good, But I was like, I might
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: change my mind a little bit. Two minutes later, I'm
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: making fucking I'll take one.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: You know, I didn't realize they were They were twenty
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: fives and I'm already rolling deep and I'm like, damn,
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I thought these were just gonna be cause he.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Usually doesn't go very hard something and these are like
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: five stands.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: They'll be He's showing off for the Christmas season and
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: he's like, look at this flex. I'm a big boy now. Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, they're like sour mellow. They were
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: even good tasting.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is this is delicious. I
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: eat one, and uh two hours later I even told him.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, man, if I try to grab
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: another one of these, remind me, and he goes, okay.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, just like just like when you're putting your hand
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: in the cookie jar and Grandma goes, no.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, you're a spoiler, tight you. I don't give
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: a fu by that appetite. I can still eat dinner,
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: trust me.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: But H like, I guess apparently it wasn't even forty
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: five minutes later.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: I'm like look at him, like, hey, and that gunman
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: you told me I can get.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: He goes yes, and I'm like, think I'm gonna take
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: a be on that, and he goes, you already did
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: you don't find No, I didn't like you're lying to me,
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: And I was like, you're lying to me. And then
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: of course, like there's other people there, and then they
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: also got to witness it from the beginning and they're like, no,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: you're a fuck idiot.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm smarter than all of you. You gots
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: are all wrong, And I'm.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Like, where's the video evidence I've seen twenty twenty that's what.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: I told you. I was like, I was like, I
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: went to go take a piss outside.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: You guys all came up with this story because you
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: think you're gonna catch me slipping and I was like,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: First of all, I was like.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: How much have I I mean, I've offered you my
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: stuff every time you've been over my house.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: He goes, yeah, that's why I offered it too, sus
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: you walked up in and I'm like you did. I'm like, okay,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: you did, But I was like, but I haven't had
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: one yet. And he goes, He's like, you literally turned
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: around and got it, and I'm like, no, I didn't.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I'm so not convinced. I think they got one of
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: those devices like the Men in Black, and they've somehow
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: convinced me you did.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: It hit you at some point though, They're like, were
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: like all right, all right.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: All right, yeah, yeah it was pretty Yet the car
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: ride home was honestly like that's I was a passenger princess,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: which I rarely get to be. And I'm just sitting there.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: I got got my little vents on, got my head
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: seats on.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: I'm feeling, I'm feeling.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I'm told I got a lap full of Christmas cookies.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying not to eat because I've already had thirty of.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Them, so so I already I did have some Christmas cookies,
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: but this one it was we had some chili that was.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I don't wonder why you're on your third shit today?
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: Oh that's right, Damn I forgot. I did destroye.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: So so there was Freedo scoops and free doo, the strips,
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: the regular FreeDOS, and I'm like.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Oh snap, I'm like mm hmmm. So I was toasty
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: mentally physically, and my belly was so fu fool I
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: went with scoops. I was sitting there, I like, the
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: only thing I didn't have. I was like, man, am
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: I a criminal? Am I going to go straight from
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: this crock pot?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Just just just going straight in?
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Or is there a bowl? So I asked the kids,
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: I'm like.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Hey, thereto the paper bowls doing here? They look everywhere,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: couldn't find one.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: So crockpot it was.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I mean that's what scoops are made for, right, that's
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that's It's not like you're double dipping scoops because I mean,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: we're all men. We can take a scoop in one bite.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: We're not. That's what they're made for.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: And see some asshole left out the crockpot and didn't
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: put it away. Fuck terrible.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't left it. There was just freedo crumbs and
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: chili everywhere around it. It was like somebody scooped it and
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: just couldn't missed it and just couldn't find the water.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: You know what, if you can't find a bowl in
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the house, what are the chances you're going to find
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: a paper toweler napkin or a washcloth or whatever they use.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Do the people have a dog?
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: They do? They do?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the dog made out all right.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: See that's why I was like, dude, I say, though,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: but I don't think I missed a lot, you know,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I was, But in the car, the one thing that
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: I did notice is this point that was a brown
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: spot on the seat belt, So I definitely I don't.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: I didn't get any of my clothes, but the seat
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: belt was not safe.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Is that the hoodie you wore? Because it looks like
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: there's some right on your left shoulder.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: You're not gonna catch me slipping?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Cause I was like, there's no way I'm not getting
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: them with this one.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: No, Because at first I.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Was like, whenever I was telling the story about it,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, wait a minute, this isn't and I
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: was like no.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: So that's why I was already prepared. That's already prepared.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: The son of a bitch. Did you look through their
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: fridge to see if they had any old stuff? Because
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I'm noticing that when I go to other people's houses,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: and now that's my move. I'm like, can I grab
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: something or I'm just going right to the fridge and
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: they're like, what are you doing. I was like, oh,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to see if you got your old
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: shit in your fridge for the show. And most of
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: people I go to, obviously it's either family or friends,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: and they're like, well, like, this is some content I got.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta find something money in there. And most of them, though,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: it's most of the family and the friends that they have,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: like they actually clean their houses really nicely. They must
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: clean out their fridges. I'm like, I wonder why people
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: don't come to my house. I don't give a shit
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: about all.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: That, So go ahead to you.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: This is the same people that didn't have gravy for
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving that one, and they never have any like pop
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: besides root beer. And I'm not a root beer fan,
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: you know, except unless I'm having a float, you know.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: So I had my own drinks. I had my own episode.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: I had no need to get into the fridge, so
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: unfortunately I didn't have a chance to look but my
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: bat brain and go go ahead.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: No, you're good. I don't know why this picked my
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: sing the synaps in my brain of remembering something like
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: as crazy as this, But I had a friend who
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: was a college buddy about eight years ago, and I
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: was a non traditional student, so I was older. I
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: was already thirty when these kids were like twenty to
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: and uh, but he was just he was an old soul,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: good kid. We're not friends anymore, just distance, whatever it happens.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: But I remember him sitting down at the bar with
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: me and saying, you know, anytime I go to somebody's house,
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: ip in there sink, and like he wasn't saying it,
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: like he was like whispering it to me, like he
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: didn't want anybody else to know. It was just a
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: nonchalant thing, like he felt like he was and and
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: and on one side, I was like, okay, cool. On
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: the other side, I'm like, how slobbish and slavenish do
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I have to be for him to feel like he
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: can share this shit with me? Like, do I look
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: like somebody who piss is in sinks. And then I
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: thought to myself, like, yes, did he come to my house? One? No,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: he didn't be What else are these weirdos doing in
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: my house? And and see, maybe maybe I should try that?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: My god, if that's the move, like, is that the
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: ultimate marking your territor or something? It's like a dog
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: that has to pee higher than the other one and
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: lift the leg a little bit higher. Why would you
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: piss in the sink of splatter? Yeah, I mean, have
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: you ever pissed in the sink in your level? Yes,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: let's let's start with that. No, h that's a yes.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna be honest. One of my buddy's
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: favorite moves was when you're at a concert or a
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: busy show, and usually where the concerts we would, you know,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: go to punk shows or something like that. They're not
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: nice places, and there'd always be a long line for
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: to piss. And it was always there might be a yeurnal,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: there might be a stall, then there's a sink, and
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I'll never forget one of the first time's pretty young.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: My buddy walks over and walks right in front of line.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: You canick online? He's like, there's another toilet open, dude
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: sinks open, turns on the water and just starts pissing
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: in the sink. And now you have three lines that
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: have formed every other person. Because let's be honest, how
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: many dudes that are at this nasty bathroom are really
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: going there? Most of those guys that are taking a
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: piss are walking right out. They're not using the sink to.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Wash their hands.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure there wasn't even a soap dispenser in
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: this bathroom. So hey, that line got through a little
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: bit quicker.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Criminal, that's criminal.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But really, I'm not gonna lie. I've never done it
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: at a person's house. I think that like if I
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: have to do it at a dungey, didn't you know
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: what I mean, like a concert venue or something.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Speaking of being at other people's houses, whenever I'm in
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: their bathroom, one thing I always do do is not
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: do do but uh I do check to see what
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: kind of soap they have because I have a friend
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: who here's my here's my thought process.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I've got a theory that there is.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: A line of you're poor, and I mean, like within
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, You're not you're not well
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: to do if you've got bar soap, or if you've
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: got like the really cheap dollar dollar soap, dollar store soap.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about that? Oh yeah, God
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: knows what flavor it is? Like flavor, I guess is
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: the wrong term. What sense this is?
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, don't.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Judgment judgment free? Since eighty three I went.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: To I went to this this friend of mine's house,
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know what, they're on the they're
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: on the line of being upper middle class. Let's see
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: what kind of soap they have. They had watered down
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: their soap. And I felt like I went to a
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: restaurant and found out they had watered down their ranch.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: I was just as mad. I was like, these poor people,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: how dare you cut corners to your guests and your
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: guest bathroom like this?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: You know, so so it's a strict guest bathroom.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, yeah, so it's the it's the bathroom like
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: you come in the hallway, it's the first on the right.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: You know, everybody uses that one. And and for the record,
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: bar bar soap here, that's what I got.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: We do whatever we go to like a DG or
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: a place like that, and they got those dollar soaps,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: those big I'm if we find one of those, you know,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: ones that are clear and they sometimes have the fish
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: logo or whatever for a buck, then they're going to
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: reuse that and then we'll get the big jug to
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: refill the dollar soap. And I'm not gonna lie. We
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: put the water in it. We watered that ship down too,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: But we don't have a street guest bathroom, so we're
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: using it. We got we got the one bathroom that
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: that is on the first level and that's where our
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: master bedroom is, and it's the washing room, the litter boxes,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: you know, it's where we get ready as adults, and
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you go upstairs and it's the big nice bathroom that
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: the three kids share and never clean and destroy. So
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: no suns of bitches because it was the master ish
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: bathroom until we moved our room down.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: But so yeah, that I guess that that that that
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: begs the question, what do you notice in somebody? I mean,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: like within reason, like they have a boat in their
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: garage obviously, but what is smart small thing are you
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: noticing in somebody's house that tells you that they feel
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: comfortable with their money? Like I said, like he's got
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: a four x four in his garage, you know that
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: he rides around his territory, you know, or his acreage,
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: like not that kind of shit.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: The first thing that pops in my is what they
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: put out for a spread, because a lot of the
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: time we go over, you know what I mean, Like
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: everybody brings a little something, you know, and you can
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: always tell that some people they try a little bit harder,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you know, and then or like we sometimes they cut
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: a corner. Like if you go in like me, I'm
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: just gonna be like, oh shit, I gotta get up
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: some beer. Anyways, cool, I'm bringing a bag of chips.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: They're probably like this, guys, this guy's I mean, podcasting
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: is clearly not the move in life. And you know,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: some people they might bring, you know, somebody brings over,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: say some brisket or something, you know, you know a
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: little bit like that. You're like, oh god, damn, good
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: for you. But typically just brick of cheese and some
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: cheap crackers. That's my move, and you know what, people
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: eat it. They love that shit. I love the creativity
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: though that this is I think the perfect blend of
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: maybe not having a ton of money, just kind of
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: being middle orld. But the creativity. Thanks to Pinterest, these
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: women get creative. One of the coolest thing was I
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: saw a buddy's wife started years ago bringing a more
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: or less like a tackle box type thing, like a
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: plastic organizer that would have like a killer spread from
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: chips to pickles to like all sorts of stuff in this.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's the coolest thing. Like you just bring it,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: you organize it, poop, and then you just pack it up.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Gone.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: The food spread is that that's a good that's a
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: good one, because that's that's husuly. What I judge whenever
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: I go over there, too, is creating. I'm a picky eater,
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: but I'm also like, what are you weird eating? Like
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: what is that? But I don't know, I can't think
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: of anything. What about you, Brandon? I guess I can't
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: really think of anything else.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: So I want to I want to add, I want
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: to add this and and say say something here. In
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: your previous days before our herbal refreshments were legal, did
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: you ever have to make trips over to your friend's house.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And like my point with this is that I
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: lived in Omaha and in Lincoln, so I had multiple
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: different friends I always went slumming when it came to
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: that kind of things. I always felt like I was
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: in a place I wouldn't normally be, Like I wouldn't
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: be hanging out here if it wasn't for my herbal refreshments,
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like this guy wouldn't be
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: my friend. And it's not that he wasn't a good
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: guy or whatever else. It was just always like, you know,
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: kind of has this like tinge of like dog shit
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: smelling here, you know a little bit like like uh,
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: you know, I don't know, is that mildew? You know,
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: kind of a thing a little bit so I don't know,
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that if that makes sense. But
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: when I'm walking in somebody's house, the first thing I
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: notice is uh drapes and the color of her hair,
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: because I want to know do they match? And I'm kidding, ah,
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: there it is the drapes, the curtains, you know, like
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: are those like are those the poor ones I would buy?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Or did they go all out on that?
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: Do they have a floating island in their kitchen?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Like is there is there refrigerator filled with magnets? And
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: you know, Christmas cards and family pictures and things like that,
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: or is it like unkempt.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean, Like, isn't like completely filled
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: with like Okay, that was like your six year old
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: six years old drawing and the papers all curled and
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: molded and mangled because it's all old and shit, probably
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: eight years old.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Another weird one, So I get where you're going now. So, Like,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: one thing that I always associated with, like I guess
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: two things, was if they had a basketball hoop and
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: it was in the concrete like it was you know
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: what I mean, it wasn't one of the ones on
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: the wheels or whatever.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: If it was one of those with the big glass back.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I'm always like, you're wealthy, wealthy, okay, I like how
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: much money you guys got.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: But then also a weird one.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: You were talking about these kitchen ones for some reason,
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: the little rack that goes above the island that hangs
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: the pants and the pots and stuff like that. For
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: some reason, because my mom always made like Hamburger helper
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: and just easy peasy meals and stuff I always associated with.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's a lot of pots and your mom
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: really knows how to cook. You have a really nice
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: upbringing like you have. Your mom really loves you. I
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: don't you know what I mean, I don't know what
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: it is. Every time I saw that, I'm like, cherish
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: that piece of shit. Don't be into your mountain.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: You have more than what you have a pot and
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: a pan, more than one.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Gillets like these past iron skillets and all these other
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: different pots and pans.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: What we see, that's what we do. We use all
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: cast iron because they don't go bad, you know what
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I mean. Then they're very cheap, and I've had I've
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: had the same cast iron skillet that I've had since
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: probably nineteen or twenty, still using it still looks good
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: as long as the take care of it. And then
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: of course the wife was complaining, I want to do that.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: So I found it in the clearanceile Walmart eight piece
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: or twelve piece set for twenty bucks. And they suck
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: like you're cooking with them, and you can smell the
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: chemicals and ship burning off it. I'm like, should have
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: stuck with the cast iron.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: So I got I got two stories I want to share,
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: and I don't mean to hijack this whole thing, but
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: my wife wasn't. She didn't grow up like I did.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: She grew up in a household where both her parents
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: work their fast as off. They were middle class. Dad
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: was a barber. I think I've told this story mom
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Mom worked the customer service. But they lived in a
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: nice neighborhood and they never went without et cetera, et cetera.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: They lived the normal American debt kind of. But then again,
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: they bought their house in the late eighties early nineties,
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: which he'll never be able to do quite like they did.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: One day, my wife and I started dating about a
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: year year and a half in. She I'm a little
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: less naive than she was. She's not like this anymore.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: It's just the way it was. She had. We attended
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: a at the at a hotel, a traveling convention sound
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: bad already, where somebody was selling pans, you know, these
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: like these nonstick, wonderful pans, and we ended up spending
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: like I think, like seventeen eighteen hundred dollars and.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Those pans. I told I knew it. I knew it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Probably did this is a bad idea, but she wanted them.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: These will be the only pans we ever had. Them
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: in the back underneath our sink three four years later,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: and we never used them because they were just ship
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: pans and we ended up paying. It was a lesson
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: we paid. It was like twelve years ago. So it's
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: like water under the bridge, clearly, but I always remember
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: back to that moment, so I'm there. I'm also a
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: cast iron guy. But going back to where we were.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Another thing, I always judge folks on in their homes
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: when I go in, and I said this on my
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: radio show once and had people send pictures in because
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to see what was what their answer was,
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: but how stacked, cluttered filled the top of their fridges.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Basically the question was what's on your fridge? Because I
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: think that was kind of a fun thing, like what
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: do you put in your fridge? Oh cereal boxes, you know,
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: or a glass bowl or you know, like people had
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: such a bunch of random shit. Was really kind of
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: a fun experiment. But so if you have a cluttered
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: refrigerator on top, that probably says to me, some of these,
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: some of these closets and things, I'm going to open up,
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: there's going to be some lot of clutter back here,
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: and you're hiding shit.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: It's what I'm getting.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: At Oh yeah, that's me, one hundred percent mess I got.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I got the twelve year old pieces of paper from
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: the kids are working, and like you said, Chris, that's
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: the thing. But what's crazy too is a lot of
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: the fridges these days. They're made with the glass and
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: all that stuff. You can't even hang magnets. The parent
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: in laws, you know, they get parent laws. That's not
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: the right.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Is that the right?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Where I have a father in law, mother in law,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: whatever in laws. The parent in laws I had had,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I just added it. I was fancying it up, putting
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: a little uh, you know, a little sprinkles, some parsley
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: on top of it. They they got this new fridge,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: super fancy glass. Can't put a single magnet and they
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: are magnet people like usually we give them magnets the
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: kids for the school pictures and stuff. Can't hang them
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: can hang them up.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: But I'm the same way.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I have cereal boxes and a whole bunch of shit
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: excuse me, on top of my refrigerator. And if you
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: walk into my basement, you're gonna be like, oh, this
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: basement's pretty picked up. And then you open up the
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: shoe closet and you're like, oh, dear god, they have
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: a lot of shoes because a lot.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Of different sports.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Then you have the bags for their different ball games,
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: and it's just I don't know if it's so rodge,
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: it's in a closet.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I dude, I hear, I hear. It's like I said,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: our house isn't huge, but it's not small by any means.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: But it's just there's a lot kids. They you know,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the girls, and they're all girls, so they all have
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: all the shoes, all the clothes all and they're they're
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a little bit older now, so it's not as much toys.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: We're able to get rid of those because young kid toys,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: as you know, Brandon, take up a lot of room
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and they are tough to organize sometimes. But like I said,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: we're moving on from that thankfully, well not thankfully, but whatever.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: And I know I read somewhere that a messy house
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: is a happy house, and I guess I don't really
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: know what happiness is so in that regard, because our
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: house is usually messy, and I think they mean by
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: it like we're not stressing, like we're not making the
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: kids always like we're like tidy your room, and it
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: gets to a point where it's, you know, the teenager.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Somebody's room is absolutely disgusting. So it's like, listen, you
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: got the weekend to clean it or unfortunately we're taking
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the phone like it's up to you. I don't want
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: to be those like cleaning room. It has to be there,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: So do I want them to be as clean as
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: they can be. Yeah, And we're not like horderbad, but
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: we're not like you're not gonna take a picture and
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: put it in a magazine if people come over. Yeah,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: we throw some shit in some closets and make it
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: look decent. But up here it's usually outdoor chilling, you
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. We got a nice back porch
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: that's got the fire pits all in clothes, you know.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: We got the backyard that's got another bonfire pit, and
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: it's not so much just coming like we hang out
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen. We don't have a fancy island or
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: the shit over there. We have this old ass huge
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: table that my uncle made in shop class forever ago,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: that my grandparents had, and I live in my grandparents,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: so it's like a piece of like I remember sitting
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: as a kid around this table, you know. So we
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: have that and that's just what we do. They always
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: hung out in the kitchen, our kitchen hanger outers, you know,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: got TV out there. We watch our sports, have some food,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: just converse, you know.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: But we have an open kitchen and living room areas.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: It's that's where we're at. No, I do have an island,
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: but it's not fancy. It's not fancy, but it's uh,
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: that's where we sit to eat and we have a
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: we have a dining room and a table there, and
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: the only time people eat there is whenever we have
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: the kids have like their slumber parties and stuff like that.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: It is purely there, just as a piece of furniture.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: We eat at that island, We hanging out that island.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: We are an island by Jesus.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Emotional damage, nostalgia. All right.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I looked at the clock for the very first time,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: and Brandon was right. This is and was a fun
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: show man. You guys are lucky on the internet that
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: we don't live a little bit closer, because we would
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: do this more often in person and it would be
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: even more fun. But and as we're doing here, I
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: just got a message, Hey, the fences broke, so I
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. After some recordings, I'm gonna go
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: fix some fence in the eight degree weather. Yay.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: Apologies to your penis.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: All right, well you've been, Brandon. Appreciate you, guys, and
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: anybody listening appreciate you as well. Let us know where
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: you kind of stand. Are you a messy fridge? What's
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: on top of your fridge? What's in your fridge? Let
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: us know and we'll be back next week. You've been
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: good luck warming up absolutely all right, take careverybody. We're out,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Bye bye