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The Raid: Distraction · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 8: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Patrick.
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  Speaker 6: I'm David.
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  Speaker 1: So about the raid.
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  Speaker 8: Anyway, we're heading back with our tangents to get into
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  Speaker 8: many other things.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll tree branch like crazy in the middle of this,
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 8: But, okay, so now we're back for the raid.
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  Speaker 4: It's time for Sofa Theater.
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  Speaker 8: Sofa Theater. All right.
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  Speaker 9: This week's Sofa Theater feature.
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  Speaker 8: Is The Raid Redemption, director Gareth Evans. The plot, according
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  Speaker 8: to IMDb, is the SWAT team becomes trapped in a
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  Speaker 8: tenement run by a ruthless mobster and his army of
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  Speaker 8: killers and thugs. Spoiler alert, we're going to ruin the
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  Speaker 8: hell out of this, I'm sure. So plan accordingly. Go
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  Speaker 8: watch it now.
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  Speaker 6: You have been warned.
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  Speaker 8: So where do you want to begin with The Raid Redemption?
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  Speaker 6: I guess, you know, what year did it come out?
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  Speaker 9: It is.
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  Speaker 8: Are we talking....
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  Speaker 1: Original release date.
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  Speaker 8: Well, see, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: They were at.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know about Indonesia. It's got the Toronto Film
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  Speaker 8: Fest version of it. It is September 2011. Sundance doesn't
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  Speaker 8: hit until January. Indonesia doesn't come out until March 2012.
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  Speaker 8: That's impressive.
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  Speaker 6: So here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: For 2011, not that original.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 6: When did Dread come out?
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  Speaker 8: That's the thing. I know we were discussing this earlier
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  Speaker 8: when we were talking about how much they're going to
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  Speaker 8: be similar. And this is something I've heard recently that
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  Speaker 8: Dread actually started shooting beforehand. So they, I'm assuming, had
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  Speaker 8: their screenplay well finished. But because they're a huge studio movie,
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  Speaker 8: they're a way bigger production, it took them a lot
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  Speaker 8: longer to finish, a lot longer to edit, and add
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  Speaker 8: in their special effects and all that. So this one
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  Speaker 8: came out sooner. But technically, I don't know. I'd heard
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  Speaker 8: Dredd actually started their principal shooting before Raid Redemption ever
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  Speaker 8: got started.
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  Speaker 9: Gotcha.
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  Speaker 6: I guess we should clarify that. It's like the storyline
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  Speaker 6: is incredibly similar. It's like building.
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  Speaker 1: One-on-one-one.
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  Speaker 6: The same.
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  Speaker 1: Just not super future.
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  Speaker 6: Entire building is inhabited by gangsters and mobsters and street thugs.
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  Speaker 6: And you have like the crime lord guy living at
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  Speaker 6: the top kind of orchestrating everything as to please try
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  Speaker 6: to come in and take him down.
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  Speaker 1: There's a couple things that I like, a couple things
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  Speaker 1: I don't like about it. And I think my major
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  Speaker 1: concern with it is it's not it's it's not John
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  Speaker 1: Woo and it's not Kung Fu Theater. It is like realistic,
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  Speaker 1: but not realistic Tony Jaa kickboxing kind of thing. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like.
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  Speaker 8: It's realistic and it's bloody as hell.
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  Speaker 1: It's bloody as fuck.
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  Speaker 8: But it's not realistic in the fact that any one
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  Speaker 8: hit on anyone would shut down any fight. And we
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  Speaker 8: decided they would be a bloodbath if they actually did continue.
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  Speaker 6: There's so many nights. Usually for this type of choreography.
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  Speaker 4: It's just.
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  Speaker 6: blunt force but there was so many machetes and knives
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  Speaker 6: and so much stabbing going on that's that's actually.
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  Speaker 8: What i liked about it as i went into it
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  Speaker 8: because it almost changed it again almost like going up
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  Speaker 8: in your levels in the building it's because it starts
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  Speaker 8: off as a gun battle like that whole first part
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  Speaker 8: in there you get them going up those first.
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  Speaker 1: Five levels metal gear silent stealth and.
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  Speaker 8: Then that that part where they're on the on the
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  Speaker 8: different levels firing each other. I'm like, this is just
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  Speaker 8: a war movie at this point. These are just troops
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  Speaker 8: just locked down, firing at people.
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  Speaker 1: On level one, they give ten fucks. And then it
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  Speaker 1: just starts dramatically decreasing until zero fucks are given and
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  Speaker 1: they're stabbing each other with fluorescent bulbs.
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  Speaker 6: Folding tables.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking folding tables, man.
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  Speaker 6: But I think that's what's.
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  Speaker 8: Kind of cool about it is that you get that
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  Speaker 8: part in and even then, cops are kind of like
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  Speaker 8: just taking people out while they're sleeping they're just cleaning
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  Speaker 8: house at that point you're just like oh this is
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  Speaker 8: gonna we're watching it going man nobody's dying this is
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  Speaker 8: great they're only on level 5 this movie's almost over
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  Speaker 8: right oh shit like all of a sudden it changes gears.
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  Speaker 1: And like we get we.
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  Speaker 8: Get into like the knife fight portion and it like
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  Speaker 8: that kind of comes and goes the whole time but
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  Speaker 8: then it becomes just way more hand to hand combat
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  Speaker 8: the further up you go it's just nothing but beating
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  Speaker 8: the hell out of each other With your fist and
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  Speaker 8: your feet and whatever random fluorescent bulbs.
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  Speaker 6: I remember talking about Resident Evil earlier. It kind of
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  Speaker 6: reminds me. I think it was Resident Evil 4 where
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  Speaker 6: it was like the infamous knife fight.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It was all like real time. Yeah, yeah. A lot
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  Speaker 6: of that kind of stuff. It was just a lot
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  Speaker 6: of like hand-in-hand combat. But, you know, most of these
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  Speaker 6: guys had one knife in a hand. And it would just,
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  Speaker 6: for some reason, even like 75% of the way through
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  Speaker 6: the movie, I was still kind of like shocked when
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  Speaker 6: all of a sudden someone gets stabbed in the neck
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  Speaker 6: or stomach real quick. I'm like, oh, like. Wow, you
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  Speaker 6: were punching. Reverse guillotine.
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  Speaker 1: Reverse guillotine is where it is.
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  Speaker 6: Man, there was some brutal, brutal stuff in there.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I think the movie's missing? Other than like...
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  Speaker 1: Donnie Yen? Donnie Yen. Is an outside story arc, which
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure like number two or number three has
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  Speaker 1: to have. But I need some like.
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  Speaker 1: We have that whole thing going on in there, and sure,
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  Speaker 1: there's the little plot twist where the one bad guy
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  Speaker 1: is actually the brother, and that's great and all.
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  Speaker 9: Spoiler.
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  Speaker 1: Spoiler.
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  Speaker 8: It's 2011, everyone. I threw it out there.
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  Speaker 6: I'm joking.
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  Speaker 1: But I need, like, an outside story arc. Maybe, like,
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  Speaker 1: we have the one group of snipers. We need another
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  Speaker 1: group of cop snipers.
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  Speaker 8: What if we had a cop on the outside talking
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  Speaker 8: to our main guy with a radio, and he was, like,
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  Speaker 8: picking him up some Twinkies, and he's just like... He
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  Speaker 8: gets roped into it somehow, and then the whole time
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  Speaker 8: we just kind of check in with him every 15 minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the first Die Hard movie? That's the first
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  Speaker 1: Die Hard.
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  Speaker 8: I'm making my bad Die Hard reference.
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  Speaker 1: Did anybody see Die Hard 6?
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  Speaker 6: Or whatever the latest one is?
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  Speaker 8: I saw Die Hard in Russia.
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  Speaker 6: I've only watched two.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good. It's so good. Did you see him
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  Speaker 1: hang on that helicopter in the end?
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  Speaker 6: I've only watched two. I don't want to taint it.
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  Speaker 6: I've only watched two. Two diehards. I've not watched anything after. No,
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  Speaker 6: even three is fun. Is the third one good?
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  Speaker 1: Three is probably the best one in my opinion.
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  Speaker 6: This one was Samuel L.
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  Speaker 10: right?
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  Speaker 6: Where he has to walk down the street with the
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  Speaker 6: signs and all that crazy stuff.
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  Speaker 8: It's not normal because it's more of a buddy cop
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  Speaker 8: thing than normal diehard routine in one and two.
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  Speaker 1: I liked the bad guy in four.
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  Speaker 8: Four's interesting, but it turns that corner of fucking ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the end, especially the Harrier jet.
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  Speaker 6: All of it. So much of it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just like, this is not what Die Hard was.
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  Speaker 6: You guys have lost your way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've moved away from Die Hard so much. Which,
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  Speaker 1: if there was an air vent crawling scene in the raid,
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  Speaker 1: that would have been sweet.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, we do have them inside walls at one point,
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  Speaker 8: and they chop through a floor.
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  Speaker 6: I'm surprised they didn't do that. It seems like that
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  Speaker 6: would have been a no-brainer to have them crawling through
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  Speaker 6: the vents at some point.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there is the one thing that would have
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  Speaker 1: made it the best, which is zombies.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he kept saying that throughout the entire movie, everyone.
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  Speaker 8: At any point, going down the hallway, you'd be like, zombies.
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  Speaker 1: Would make this so much better. It would have been
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  Speaker 1: so much better! Because then you've got that thing where
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  Speaker 1: it's like, you know in the third one, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this, but I would suspect if I was
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  Speaker 1: making it, You've got cops versus bad guys, and then
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  Speaker 1: it's like eventually you're going to have to do cops
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  Speaker 1: versus bad guys, and then another set of bad guys,
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  Speaker 1: like the Koreans are going to be there. And then
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  Speaker 1: it's like you've got cops, bad guys, Koreans, and then zombies.
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  Speaker 1: Zombies give zero fucks.
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  Speaker 8: But what's the fifth army? The eagle.
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  Speaker 7: The eagle.
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  Speaker 8: Eagles.
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  Speaker 6: And that's when it ends.
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  Speaker 1: The Nazgul just pop out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody's like, damn it, let's go home. The Eagles are here.
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  Speaker 1: You can never beat the Eagles. And why aren't they
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  Speaker 1: just there from the beginning? What are they doing the
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  Speaker 1: whole time?
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  Speaker 6: That was my big gripe reading the books is that
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  Speaker 6: I think there's, isn't there three? I think there's three pivotal, like,
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  Speaker 6: we're screwed moments. And in all three, Gandalf... Because there's
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  Speaker 6: like in The Hobbit, when they climb up the trees
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  Speaker 6: and they catch the trees on fire, and you're like,
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  Speaker 6: they're dead. He calls the eagles. But then when they
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  Speaker 6: go to the Black Gate and they're about to get...
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  Speaker 6: I don't think they did this in the movies, though.
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  Speaker 6: When they're at the gate at the end, did they?
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  Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Because, yeah, because then it's like they get surrounded and
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  Speaker 6: the eagles show up. You know, and at the end
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  Speaker 6: of The Hobbit, that's what made The Hobbit frustrating, is
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  Speaker 6: he did it twice in the same book, right? At
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  Speaker 6: the end, the eagles show up, and it's like... Why
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  Speaker 6: don't the eagles just do everything? Why did you just
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  Speaker 6: send the eagles to Lonely Mountain?
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  Speaker 1: Why are they even walking?
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  Speaker 8: Why are they walking for 14 hours?
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  Speaker 1: Now, see, wouldn't that have been cool? Wouldn't that have
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  Speaker 1: been cool if they were like, Gandalf's like, so we
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  Speaker 1: got to take this thing over here and do this
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  Speaker 1: thing for these dwarves and we'll ride these eagles. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be great. And then Smaug kills them. Smaug's just like, eagles,
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  Speaker 1: fuck y'all. I'm Benedict Cumberbatch.
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  Speaker 6: So that should have been like Sauron's real plan. He
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  Speaker 6: should have been like, how do we kill these damn birds? Right?
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  Speaker 6: These birds have saved Gandalf's ass so many times, we
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  Speaker 6: need to take out these birds before we make any
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  Speaker 6: moves on Gondor.
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  Speaker 8: This little hobbit dude is not a threat, but these
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  Speaker 8: damn eagles gotta go.
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  Speaker 6: No doubt.
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  Speaker 1: And the soles of his foot are so rough, he
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  Speaker 1: can go anywhere. Altering feet. And that was the raid.
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  Speaker 8: The raid!
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 6: We needed.
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  Speaker 1: You know that the one guy's gonna be bad. They
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  Speaker 1: need some other plot line.
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  Speaker 6: You know the police are gonna be bad in the
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  Speaker 6: next one. You know the police are gonna be bad.
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  Speaker 6: If they continued as storyline... It's going to be like
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  Speaker 6: he gets home and they're all kind of like gritting
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  Speaker 6: their teeth like, yeah, well done, buddy. We're going to
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  Speaker 6: kill you tomorrow. You can tell it's kind of going
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  Speaker 6: that route where like the whole police department is shady. Because,
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you know, the one cop was shady for
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  Speaker 6: whatever reason.
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  Speaker 1: You know what would be sick?
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  Speaker 6: Ready for this?
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  Speaker 1: Precinct 13. That's where the second.
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  Speaker 6: One takes off. Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Those are re-hit. The brother of the guy. The brother
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  Speaker 1: of the bad guy is another bad guy who does
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  Speaker 1: a Precinct 13 style hit on the precinct. It happens
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  Speaker 1: to be in the 13th district. And then in the
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  Speaker 1: third one, the North Koreans get there.
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  Speaker 6: The zombie North Koreans.
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  Speaker 1: Zombie North Koreans.
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  Speaker 8: I think that would be a good way to turn
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  Speaker 8: it back around since, you know, they've already done Assault on...
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  Speaker 8: They've already remade it anyway.
• 12:40
  Speaker 6: Well, maybe this feud goes... Well, no. Star Wars happens
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  Speaker 6: before now, doesn't it? Because this was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 6: I was going to say, maybe this goes on for
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  Speaker 6: thousands of years, and that's why these people are into
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  Speaker 6: Star Wars movies now.
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  Speaker 1: Time's linear, man. That's right. It could be going on
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow or yesterday.
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  Speaker 8: So at any point, the Millennium Falcon just whips in
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  Speaker 8: and starts nailing people with lasers.
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  Speaker 6: I like that the Sith apparently recruit gangsters from Indonesia.
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  Speaker 6: Is that how that works? Like, Palpatine drops in and
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  Speaker 6: is like, hey.
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  Speaker 8: That seems more like a Java movie.
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  Speaker 1: Do you all want unlimited power?
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  Speaker 6: That little short.
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  Speaker 8: Guy seems like he would be hanging out with Java.
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  Speaker 1: Executive Order 66.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe that's where Salacious Crumb came from. He kind of
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  Speaker 6: looks Indonesian. Kind of talks Indonesian. I mean, you know. Sorry,
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  Speaker 6: Indonesian listeners.
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  Speaker 1: We love you, but we don't like you either.
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  Speaker 6: We love your little black noses.
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  Speaker 4: And Muppet ears.
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  Speaker 6: And mop tops.
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  Speaker 1: Jim Henson's rolling over in his grave.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, Jim.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: So you're definitely super schooled in the martial art films.
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  Speaker 8: How does it hold up battle-wise? Because I think it's
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  Speaker 8: pretty damn amazing, but I still feel like I'm catching
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  Speaker 8: up on martial arts movies.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so here's the deal. It's interesting in that it
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  Speaker 1: has a lot of gratuitous action that is very violent
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  Speaker 1: and things that you want to see you are right
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  Speaker 1: to pick out that most of those hits are just
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  Speaker 1: unrealistic because people wouldn't get up from them.
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  Speaker 6: But they're awesome.
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  Speaker 1: They're awesome. It's like super, it is like John Woo
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  Speaker 1: films without guns.
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  Speaker 5: How awesome.
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  Speaker 6: There was so many back and knees blown out in there.
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  Speaker 6: And it was always like the fifth hit in a chain.
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  Speaker 6: It was just like pop, pop, pop, knees.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's a Filipino style of fighting that they
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  Speaker 1: do in this with the knife. And it's, it's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's not a dignified style. So you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to see it though. It's not like, oh, he's
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  Speaker 1: got the black mantis style and I can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: see that go up against whatever. So it's not the
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  Speaker 1: same kind of nostalgia you get for Kung Fu theater.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just violence for the sake of violence.
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: I feel like someone watched Oldboy and was just like,
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  Speaker 6: that hallway scene was so good. Can we do that
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  Speaker 6: for an hour and 45 minutes?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: We talked during the whole time and we talked about
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  Speaker 1: the Star Wars trailer the whole.
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  Speaker 6: Time because we were bored.
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  Speaker 1: Not the whole time. And we didn't need the story
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  Speaker 1: because the story was so simple and there weren't zombies.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is, it was definitely a fan service.
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  Speaker 8: It's not bad.
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  Speaker 6: Kind of movie. It's not bad. No, and I even
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  Speaker 6: recommend it. I think it's really good for action. If
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  Speaker 6: you enjoy martial arts stuff, and yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But like, would I have loved to have seen a
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  Speaker 1: tiny little backstory where like, you know, the guy trained forever.
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  Speaker 6: Someone needed a cute daughter waiting at home for him
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  Speaker 6: to come back or something like that. Something.
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  Speaker 8: And he's, well, our main dude's got a kid coming.
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  Speaker 6: Or no, like, oh no, no. The cliche Asian, Asian
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  Speaker 6: back thing. Like someone's wife or sister has like a
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: mysterious illness and he's like, so much money whatever and
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: like after he does this mission he's gonna get a
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  Speaker 6: pay raise at the police station he's gonna be able
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: to like cure that mysterious.
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  Speaker 1: Disease you really really need Donnie Yen just taking his
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: groceries home opening the door and he's like I don't
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  Speaker 1: wanna fight in fact I promised my master I would
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  Speaker 1: never fight.
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  Speaker 11: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Legit?
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  Speaker 1: No, not me.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I thought you were saying when you take a
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  Speaker 6: shell in, you're like, I will not kill anyone, master.
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  Speaker 6: I promise.
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: We're going to shoot a movie around you, Patrick.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I don't fight anymore for very specific reasons. But what
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: if Donnie Yen had promised his master that he would
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: never do hamster style again?
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: He killed those school children. Wouldn't it be like praying
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: mantis since they have the knives? That'd be like Praying Mantis.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Praying Mantis is two fingers, man.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, my bad. Praying Mantis style already exists. My fault.
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: Totally.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: You need to watch Marco Polo.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: God.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: Are you getting paid by that?
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: He has recommended that mostly to you, David, about 17 times.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just so stylized. You will absolutely love it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: So many orgies.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: Is it new? Brand new.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: It's Netflix. They released the whole season in one film.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay. Good deal.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: And it's downloadable on thepiratebay.com.
• 16:42
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty stoked about that.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Don't be stoked about that. It's going to be horrible,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: just like Ben Affleck. Some superheroes you can't save. He's
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: a lawyer who does backflips. He's blind.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: But he's got sonar. It depends on how it's done. True.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Just ask Chris Pratt.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: Like I said, I don't know if I said it
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: on here yet, but when we were talking about it earlier,
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: I'm honestly not a big fan of the majority of
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: DC people. It's mostly Batman, but There's been, like, honestly,
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: The Flash. I've always thought The Flash is kind of like,
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: he's The Flash.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: You run fast. I guess that's worth something. But when
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: I saw, I think it's called Flashpoint Paradox. Was that
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: the little animated DC movie he got a couple years ago?
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Where it's about where he, I'm not worried about spoilers.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: He goes back in time to save his mom. But
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: by doing that, yeah, he can run so fast he
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: can go back in time. He goes back in time
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: to save his mom. And it completely changes the timeline
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: from that point on. Paradox. To where he kind of like,
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: you know, wakes up back in now, but he doesn't
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: recognize anything. Everything is completely different. And they took so many, dude,
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: Aquaman was awesome. And all these people that usually I'm like, meh.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: They were so incredible in this version. I was like, no,
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: I'm totally feeling Flash now. It's possible. It's all about writing.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: It really is all about writing. And if they write
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Daredevil well, he'll be great.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: That's the difference with DC, though.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: That seems to be their move.
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: They can do longer series. They just can't knock out
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: the movies. Because the TV shows are doing well. Smallville
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: was good, but I'm talking about even now. People love
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: Arrow now. I'm not sold on it because I'm not
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: really thrilled with that Arrow guy. But like the new
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: Flash series, I wasn't paying attention. And then I just
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: kind of started catching them. And I'm like, these are
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: actually pretty fun. They're pretty well put together.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Let me ask a question.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know a lot about DC. But has
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: the Arrow actually already been done? Was the arrow something
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: that we had no idea already existed? Was in fact
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the arrow the Batman. Sorry, we can go on now.
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: I think Batman outdates arrow.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I hate to tell you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying though. But why is the
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: arrow the Batman?
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: Because the arrow doesn't have a big bat suit thing.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: He usually walks around.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: With his shirt off and girls like him.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: He's rich.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: He's rich.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Millionaire playboy. He tries to protect a single city. Hides
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: his identity. He has arrows.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: And specifically in this new, it started off different, so
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: I'm told, in this new series.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: Specifically now has made a point that he will not
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: kill anyone.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, but that's only after season two, right?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: In the very beginning, he was taking people out.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay. They're like, you.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Can't kill them, Arrow.
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: And he's like, why?
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Arrow.
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: But supposedly now, Alfred told me I could. At that point,
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: I was like, how very Batman of him.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: He has a British butler.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Ooh, can we complain about Gotham? Have you guys watched Gotham?
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: I've only seen about a few episodes. I'm not going
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: to watch it. I could complain so much about that.
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: I feel like it's well produced, but I'm just kind
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: of bored with it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: Alfred's a dick. I mean, Alfred in any version of Batman,
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: no matter how different a Batman story is, Alfred is
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: always the nicest guy. you know, his pseudo-dad, you know,
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: he is there.
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: For Bruce Wayne.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Mr.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: Wayne, did your parents die? No, he strikes them. In, like,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: episode two or three, he hit Bruce Wayne. And he's
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: a kid. He just lost his parents. And he, like,
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: backhanded him because he was, like, burning his hand over
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: a candle. It's like, oh, my God.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: I think they are purposely doing that, though. Because I
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: kind of, they're taking a weird, relatively dark turn with
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: this because I think they want, I've heard them now
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: describe it as, Alfred is an enabler. And even, I guess, really,
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: in all the versions. I mean, he is. He allows
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: him to grow up and go down this path and
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: become this self-destructive character that I'm like, really, if he
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: was a good butler friend to his parents, he would
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: have stopped.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: Probably would have turned him in and be like, hey,
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: this is totally Batman right here.
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: I mean, if he really cared about it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: I'm doing this for you. I'm doing this for you, buddy.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: But, yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's kind of selling him down the river, being like, no, really,
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: go vigilante everybody in the damn city.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: It's cool. I'll sweep up after you.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I'll help you build the shed.
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm like, it's kind of true.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Gaves need cleaning, too.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: It's very different. Like, you know, Catwoman, Selina is, like,
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: present when his parents get killed. Like, she sees it
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: happen to the point where she takes his mom's necklace
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: and whatever's left of it. I don't forget there's two necklaces,
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: but she has Miss Wayne's necklace in hand and stuff.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Jack Nicholson knocked all the pearls off of it. How
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: did she get it?
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: It's so weird that they could afford to cast him
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: in this TV show.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and the Riddler's the Joker for some reason? I
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: only watched about four episodes. I'm sorry, Penguin. The guy
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: that's being called Penguin... His nickname is Penguin.
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: He calls himself Penguin.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: But he's acting like the Joker. He's sadistically killing people
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: and kind of laughing about it.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Is he laughing like....
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Kind of. He has a weird laugh.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Danny DeVito will always be the Penguin.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Shut your mouth.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Just like Arnold Schwarzenegger will always be Victor Freeze.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Shut your mouth.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: If you're Bobby Freeze.
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: I feel like Danny DeVito was decent casting. Schwarzenegger is horrible.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Diddy DeVito is kind of the penguin in real life, unfortunately.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Don't you want to see the third one that Tim
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Burton wrote the story arc to, but never shot?
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: He's coming back now.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Is he really?
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: It'd be brilliant.
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: I posted it. I haven't gone off on this on
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: the show, but I've said my original theory many times,
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: so I can finish it up now.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: Please go on.
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: I've said for years, Tim Burton was awesome when he started,
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: and then he took that hard turn, and everybody was like,
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: what the hell is going on with his career? And
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: I've always said Helena Bonham Carter. And now they're separated.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Right. I didn't just see that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, the last movie was actually the best
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: thing he's done since he started. The Frankenweenie. I did
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: not expect to like that. Well, no, that was his
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: previous last movie. Now he's doing Big Eyes, which I
• 22:59
  Speaker 8: saw the trailer for and I went, that almost looks
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: like a real movie. Like, how is he pulling this off?
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: And then like a week later that hit the internet.
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: So I was just like, oh. That's what it was.
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: She was sucking the life out of him.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: Well, you know what? And you're right.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: She actually is not Helena Bonham Carter. She is Bellatrix Lestrange.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: She's been doing this evil shit this whole time.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: I feel pretty confident that that girl was probably just
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: being herself in Harry Potter movies. I think that girl,
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: I mean, well, even like figuring Fight Club, I felt
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: like she was, she looked pretty comfortable in Fight Club too.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: I kind of feel like she's- I want to have
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: your abortion. She's a dirty, wasn't that the original script?
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck me like I'm in grade school, I think, is
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the other one.
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: Like, which one was in the movie and what was
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: the one that was the original? No, she says I
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: want to have your abortion. No, in the movie she
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: says I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. So,
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: originally in the script it was I want to have
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: your abortion. And they were like, no.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: So, again, I'm not completely blaming her. He's equally as dysfunctional,
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: I'm sure, but I just thought it was interesting that
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: now that his career is starting to show promise again,
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: they get separated.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Is he going to do Beetlejuice?
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: From what I heard, I knew they were going to
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: do it, and last I heard, he and Keaton were
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: signed on.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: Well, because the last thing I heard is Winona Ryder
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: is confirmed now, too. Even she is like, all right,
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: I'll be in there.
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: I'm fine if they do a good job.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: It's going to take writing.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: And now it's in. It's going to take writing.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: I'm serious. Well, there's not enough emphasis on that. There's,
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: you know, that's my big gripe. I hate when, you know,
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: kind of like, you know, I was complaining about Transformers and,
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: you know, Hobbit and things like that. Whenever I complain
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: about these movies, I hate that there's a part of
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: me that always feels the need to go, it looks great.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: It was well-made. Like, I always feel like I have
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: to say those things. But, For someone like me, that
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: doesn't matter if the core script and story isn't good.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: And I always find myself going, it looks great.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Those aren't even in 480p. Those are just for your consideration.
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: So he obviously doesn't care about the visuals.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: The book was totally in HD, buddy.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: It's got two channel audio. What do you do with
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: two channels? Most flat panel TVs don't even only have
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: two speakers.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: No, but it's, I mean, it's true. And that's what
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: we've seen just completely dying in the last, almost since
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: the 80s. Like, the 80s became the era of big, flashy, dumb,
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: who cares. And it spilled over to the 90s. Like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: they just got bigger and dumber as CG became more
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: available and cheaper.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: And like.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: We get so many stupid things now, and I think
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: that's the only difference is if they're well-written movies.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Well, they overwrote Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, and then
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you all bitched about that.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: I don't know what to do with that i'm still
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: processing that one i still refuse i haven't seen it
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: oh i've seen it no no i heard enough from
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: everyone around me i'm like no i'm not doing it
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: it is good you just have to kind of see
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: in the south park episode solidified it like no i'm
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: not gonna let them rape my childhood ever if i
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: don't watch it it never happened.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Shia labeouf and you're fine you're good the rest of
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the movie is golden there's moments.
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: It had promise i still feel like it If you
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: would have reworked it, there's a way to make some
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: of that stuff really work.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: They need to make the fifth one and just do it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: He's like 90 now.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: He's Han Solo.
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Get off my Millennium Falcon.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: But he has no passion about that anymore either.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Did you see him.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: On Conan O'Brien?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: He's like Tommy Lee Jones now.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: When episode 789 was announced, shortly after that, he was
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: on Conan O'Brien. And I mean... Conan O'Brien mentions it
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: where he's kind of like, so, you know, and he's
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: kind of getting excited. He's like, so we got to
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: talk Star Wars. And Harrison Ford did this real dramatic
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: yawn like he was so bored and stretched. And he
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: just made it real obvious he doesn't care about Star Wars.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: He is over it. At this point, wouldn't you be
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: sick of it?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: But at that point, I'd say just don't work him
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: back in. Like, if it's going to be half-assed.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you know what they should do? If he
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: doesn't give a fuck, then you have him be the, like,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: savior at the last second.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: The death of Sauron.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right?
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: So he's for Andy Quaid in this story.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: Remember me?
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I'm back. I can't wait for that new trilogy, man.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: That is going to be sick.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: That'll be great.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I hope Will Smith's in it. So about the raid.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Hello.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Before the next show starts, let's enjoy an intermission.
• 28:10
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• 30:19
  Speaker 11: It's part of your problem, you know, you haven't seen
• 30:23
  Speaker 11: enough movies.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: And now, on with the show.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Isn't there a Rosemary's Baby?
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: I could keep just showing how things are being made,
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: but I think there's a Rosemary's Baby.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, they already did the TV version. It
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: wasn't bad. Isn't Zoe Saldana?
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: Saldana.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: That was last year.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: She has a couple colors now.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Every color but black. We're fighting for you, Zoe. We're
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: fighting for you. Hashtag Zoe Black.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Zoe's awesome.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: She's awesome. I like her a lot. Especially when she's green.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Whatever they should just let the people who did the
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: conjuring direct it and it'll be fine oh.
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: God i'm afraid they'll make it like found footage at
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: this point that new oh what the hell is that
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: new one no the time travel thing oh the kids
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: oh the kids that find the time travel machine and i'm.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Like okay not goonies.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: This could be entertaining it's not gonna be good but
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: i'm like it looks like it's found footage and i'm
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: like would you please I don't know about this one.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: It's kids that find their dead dad's time machine and
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: then they like go back a day to win the
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: lottery and then go back another day to make fun
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of the bully at school and then... butterfly effect happens i.
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: Mean i'm all like messed up time travel stories.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Just make a movie about it.
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: Don't make it fucking uh found footage is so useless
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: at this point for me.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: It is it's done unless there's like gonna be unless
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: they're using gopro specifically and it's a giant gopro advertisement.
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: Only if they sponsor the show gopros are sweet and
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: i'll talk all about how gopros are real sweet i.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Kind of have a weakness from documentaries though i kind
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: of dig those.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: But it's like, why is the kid holding the camera
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: through the whole thing?
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: That's the thing. If it's a mockumentary, it makes sense
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: because they're shooting a real documentary about this dumb person
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: we're watching. But when they're holding the camera and somebody
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: dies and they're still holding the camera.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: It's like, this is my friend Bob and he loves
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to record stuff. Oh, we found a time machine. Keep recording.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: Keep recording every scene so that it all makes sense
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: and there's no holes in the plot.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: What was the... I'm going to forget the name of
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: this because I'm terrible at names. What was the... The
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: movie where the preacher goes to, like, exercise to farm girl.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: And it was done at found footage kind of way. And, like,
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: at the very end, they're, like, summoning, like, a demon.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bomb.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: And he gets his fate. I was so. The interesting
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: thing is, like, that was one of those movies where,
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: for me, I knew the ending was going to decide
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: whether I liked it or not. Because I was into it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: And then decided you liked it.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: But I was just like, okay, this ending is going
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: to make or break it, though.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: You didn't see it coming, though.
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: But.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it coming.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: Well, no one saw it coming. That's my point. The
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: fact that that should have been that epic ending scene,
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: like that fire was so huge, like him walking up
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: on it, like, you know, being like a preacher and like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: you know, just doing this, that would have been so amazing.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: But instead, the cameraman runs in the woods. I was like,
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: are you serious? The cameraman went that way?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: That's realistic.
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: Like, it's over here.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: It's over here.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: This big demon.
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: It is realistic.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh my God, that should have been.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: That's why you're not shooting the movie. I would have.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: I would have praised that movie if they would have
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: just let him be in the bushes. Even if he died.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: Even if the big fire thing just consumed him or something.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: But give me that. The fact that that was about
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: to happen. The whole thing, he's kind of like snake
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: oil kind of guy. But that moment, he just kind
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: of stood up, went through the bushes like, I'm going
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: to do this. Like, oh my God, this is going
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: to be rad. He's going to go up there and
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: get all crazy on this dude. And the guy with
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: the camera runs through the woods. I'm like, but, but, but.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: It's over there. Go back over there. You're the worst
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: cameraman ever.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: They need to pause on exorcism films for at least
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: two or three years now. They need to go back
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: to zombie films.
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: We've had a lot of possessed children, a lot of exorcisms,
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: a lot of ghost kids.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: But I really am excited that they're kind of getting
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: back to the 70s with it, like Conjuring, Annabelle.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: Conjuring was good.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: It's entertaining to me.
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: It's fun.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: It looks like they're getting that whole feel.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: What was the plot in Conjuring again?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Because I watched something else. And the last 10 minutes.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Was like Army of Darkness. Which one was the one
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: with the mirror?
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: No, that's the mirror. No, that's Occulence.
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: I thought that was pretty good.
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: I really liked that one.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: The one with the girl from Doctor Who, right? Yeah,
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: I really liked that one. I really thought that was
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: really cool.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: We saw that at the drive-in this year, and it
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: was awesome.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I dug it. Like, you know, it was recommended,
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: so I was kind of like, you know, and it
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: valued a person's opinion. So I was like, all right,
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: you know, this should be pretty good and stuff. But
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: as it went along, I was like, no, this was...
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: Wasn't it like a MTV or WWE movie? Like, didn't
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: someone weird, like, produce that thing?
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: Well, anything, that's the thing. If that logo comes up
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: at the beginning now, if anybody who has anything to
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: do with WWE is in your movie, it's in their
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: contract now. If you sign them to be in your movie,
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: WWE gets to be a producer on the movie. So
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: that will come up. It's in like the call.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Who was in?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't see it. But I'm going
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: to go down there now.
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: Isn't she a glow wrestler?
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: I'm making shit up now.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: I would like to see her slam some other chick around.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: I give her mad props for shaving her head. I
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: cannot believe that she went in like that. That was
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: a whole other level. Did you see that reveal at
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: Comic Con or whatever where she had a wig on
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: so no one knew and she took the wig off
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: and I was like, wow.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: Just from that movie, I'm like, I want to see
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: her do more stuff now.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: She lived. She's definitely going to be around some more.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: We need to return to creepy asylum movies.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: We'll see what we can do.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: We can't do anything.
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: We have a lot of influence over the Hollywood system.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: We just need more horror movies more often.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, like, horror is kind of
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: on the down side because comic is doing so well.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: But there's still tons of it that gets made. That's
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: why I was so thrilled with the Mirror movie is, like,
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: because it was actually really good. And, like, I'm so
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: used to being disappointed by horror now. I'm just kind
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: of like, or just mediocre. So when I see something
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: really good, then I'm like, oh, shit, what was that? Like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: you know, like, it really does make an impact because
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: there's so much horror, at least low-budget horror, that still
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: gets pushed out. But, like, Not all of it's good.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: Most of it's not. I feel like the majority of
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: horror movies anymore are like, hey, that movie had a
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: really good idea, but I think it should have ended
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: like this. I feel like almost every horror movie you
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: see is like, well, even when I discarded people, it's like, oh,
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: I saw that new horror movie. Well, it was kind
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: of like Rosemary's Baby with this ending. I find myself saying, well,
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: it was kind of like this, but different at the end.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: No one's writing anything original.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: They're stuck on horror and not doing sci-fi horror.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: So you want more like Event Horizon. I want more
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Event Horizon. Event Horizon is really, really good.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Did you see Annabelle? Did you see Annabelle?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Annabelle.
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: It's a doll movie. I avoided it because it was
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: a doll movie.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Watch it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: Absolutely watch it. I've seen May. I love May.
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: May's awesome.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: I think May's incredible.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, May's a lot better than Annabelle because Annabelle's kind
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: of like big budget, blockbuster.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: Kind of thing.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: But what they do in that movie that really, really
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: excited me or made me love it was one, Bell
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: never moves. Two- the, it's like a demon demonically possessed
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: or whatever, the demons cameo or when you see it
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: or whatever, it's worth watching the movie. And it's like
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the movie as a whole, it's okay. It's fine. Like
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: watch it once. You'll never want to watch it again,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: but watch it for two scenes and two scenes only.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: And it's like, you'll know which scenes they are.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: You just watch it for that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we need like, we need to, no one
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: hears you scream in space again.
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: We almost had another alien. You saw that, didn't you?
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: When he posted those. That concept was fantastic. It was phenomenal.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: But I want Prometheus 2 instead of that.
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: I guess I'm not doing it.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: I'm like, why not?
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: Go do it.
• 38:22
  Speaker 9: Do it.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants you to do it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: It can't be more weird than the last one. Just
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: keep doing them.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I want Prometheus 2. I want it.
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: I think you're the only one.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: I want it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: Do you want Ridley version or pass it off?
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Are you telling me you're defending Prometheus, or you just
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: want another movie because you just want more Alien in general?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: No, well, I want more Alien in general, but here's
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: the thing. I see that Prometheus is a part of
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: a bigger whole, and the bigger whole, if done correctly,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: can redeem Prometheus.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: Did you catch the underlying story of why the engineers
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: want us dead?
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Because we killed Jesus and Jesus was an engineer?
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: No.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: This is absolutely confirmed from Ridley Scott and from Lindelof,
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: whatever that... Dumbass. He's the one that jacked up Lost.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: This is confirmed. This isn't like fan fiction, fan myth.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: It's confirmed. When you set up... I think it's when
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: they're in the Star Room or whatever. Something happens where
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: they talk about you know, something that happened 2,000 years
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: ago in like the missing engineered engineer that never reported back.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: It's essentially Jesus was an engineer. We killed him. So
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: they're like, all right, you got to go. You're one
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: of those hostile planets. I mean, I already had problems
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: with the movie anyway, but then when I found out
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: it was, they were coming for us because we killed Jesus.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I just want more.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: Are you serious?
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: It was directed by Ridley and not Mel Gibson?
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: All the women were in the kitchen.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: I couldn't get over some... For me, it's usually the
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: little stuff. The Looney Tunes style runaway scene from the
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: ship at the end. Literally, this big thing is rolling
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: and we're going to outrun it. We're going to outrun
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: it by running in the direction it's rolling. And I mean,
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: doesn't old girl literally trip?
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: I mean, she trips and stumbles like 10 feet to
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: the side and lives.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: But Theron keeps trying to outrun it and gets crushed.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: I'm like, it's a 3D world, people. It's a 3D world.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: How did you get to another planet not understanding the
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: third dimension?
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: But it's a 3D world where really smart scientists continually
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: get lost, and walk up to creatures that they don't
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: know what the fuck they are and go, hey, little buddy,
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: what's up? And get attacked in their face.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: Playing with the snake.
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm like, there's so many problems with that movie.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: I still have the theory that I was, I don't
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: want to say I was stoked for that movie, but
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: I knew I was going to go see it. The
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: trailer looked good enough, and so I was like, all right,
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go see this. And sort of like
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: to get prepped for it, I watched the original Alien again.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: If you watch the original Alien and then watch that,
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: you can say it all day long. That's a reboot.
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: That is a reboot. This is not a prequel. This
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: is not, you know, sort of more info for the story.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: There are so many things that are absolutely identical in
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: both movies.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: It's like.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: You made a reboot, but you didn't want to say
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: the word reboot. Let's just be honest. You didn't want
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: to say the word reboot, but it's a reboot.
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: And it's bad to reboot your own movie.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: That's tacky.
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: Or to change the ending on your own movie.
• 41:37
  Speaker 10: Oh, Lord.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: No, I'm not optimistic about a part two at all.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: I thought the alien.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: God.
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: He already said he's not doing it anymore with the alien. Seriously.
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: Well, no, girl.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: Like had the alien removed from her stomach and got
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: it sewn up with what looked like a freaking crane machine.
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: Like something you'd go win like a stuffed teddy bear
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: out of. This is sci-fi futuristic surgery machine. And it
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: like had a crane claw and like just like staples
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: her stomach. And then she's off and running. She's all good.
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: She's totally healed. She was sprinting and climbing and pulling
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: people up. You just had a baby essentially dead. You
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: just gave birth and you are now sprinting, climbing, pulling, jumping, falling.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Are you serious?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: First aid spray. Magical future first aid spray.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: We need to hunt down Lindelof. I have a list.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Michael Bay, Lindelof. Lindelof really does have to go.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I love that he's genociding people.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: What was the other thing that he recently... Not lost.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: he did some other movie recently and it was like,
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: Oh no, it's the TV show. Isn't he writing, is
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: it like the substitutes or something like that? He has
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: some TV show he's writing now. The one where like
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: all the people just disappear. Like a bunch of people
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: disappear for no reason. And now everyone left on earth
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: is uber depressed. Like it, it felt weird. Cause I
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: was like, okay, this is kind of, you know, it's
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: kind of your cliche loss kind of thing. It's like
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: something weird, you know? So let's elaborate on this weird thing.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: you know, it's like, all right, all these people just
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: disappeared out of nowhere. And it's like, you know, whatever, three,
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: five years later. And for some reason, everyone else on
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: the planet is super depressed. I get that the people,
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: you know, in essence died or whatever, but it wasn't
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: like that. It was almost like everyone felt like, like
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: they weren't special because they weren't taken. It's like, I
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: didn't get to disappear.
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: And these are the left behind losers.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Like I tried a couple episodes of it and I
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: was like, you had a good idea, but It's that
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: same thing where I don't even think you know where
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: you're going. I think you just get some pen and
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: paper and go, well, it'd be really weird. And that's
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: just kind of what he does. Well, I even heard
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: that the Jesus part was added on in Prometheus that apparently,
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: you know, Ridley Scott had that core script and Lindelof
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: and him kind of worked together and do some tweaks.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: And it was Lindelof's idea to have this kind of
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: hidden motive for what's going on. I was like, why?
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: We don't need it. You know, they're just aliens. They're
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: just vicious. Like we don't need like, You know, they
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: were the lap dogs for some people that were pissed
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: that we killed Jesus.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I just think it'd be really cool if, like, there
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: was a Prometheus 2 interstellar tie-in. That way we could
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: have him driving a Cadillac into an engineer. And then
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: they can all go down to Texas and have some barbecue.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: You know what I love about Engineer? I get older
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: and they stay the same age.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: How good was Crime Story? Or was it True Crime?
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: True Detective?
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: True Detective.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I only watched the first episode.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's so good. I need to watch it.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: And I need to watch American Horror Season 2 or whatever.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: I don't have time for TV series.
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: There's too freaking many of them.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Marco Polo is where it's at.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Cha-ching!
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: Your check's coming.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: I know, right? True Detective is really, really well-written. Like,
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: super well-written. It's, man, I have high praise for that thing.
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: And going into it, like I, you know, you know,
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: like sometimes when you don't know anything about something you're
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: about to watch, it tends to be really profound because
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: you know nothing about it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Not with me in the show called Marco Bolo.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Like that happened to me with Heavenly Creatures. I sat down. Well,
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: here's what's really, Heavenly Creatures kind of has this unique
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: place in my experience because I didn't, Going into it,
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: I missed the first ten minutes. Like, I showed up
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: someplace where it was already on.
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: So you missed the horrible order.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: And so I didn't know how it ends, right? And
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: you have to imagine how lighthearted, like, the first three
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: quarters of that movie is.
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's pretty fun.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, this is really great. These girls are
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: really fun. This is so cool. Oh, my God, what
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: are they doing? Like, it gets to the end, and
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: I'm like, what just happened? What just happened to this movie?
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: I was so blown away. Rose, how could you do this?
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: I missed that first ten minutes.
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: He's never going to draw your picture now.
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: But that's... I can't tell your picture when you're in prison.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: It's happened to me with True Detective. Actually, I kind
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: of knew about that. I had a high expectation. I
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: went to it. I was like, oh, there's going to
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: be the new Heathers, which honestly does not hold up
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: well at all. Jawbreaker. I went back and watched Heathers, though.
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: To me, Heathers is still pretty sad.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: Oh, man. Right off the bat with the sweaters and
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: the carnigans and the huge hair and just.
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: Well, but Heathers is fucking vicious. Like, Heathers isn't, like,
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: I feel like Jawbreaker was dialed back a little bit.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: And Mean Girls was even.
• 46:43
  Speaker 8: Because it was studio, but, like, yeah, and it wanted
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: to be, yeah. So, like, to me, yeah, Heathers is
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: just fucking mean. Like, almost in its weird commentary.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: He wants to blow up that school.
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: Not, like, the murders, you know?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: And the way it addresses everyone is just fucking mean.
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: And I'm like, that's kind of what holds up for me.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Let me just sum all that up with Jennifer's body.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: On that note.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: You know what my favorite game to play is in
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: a pool?
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Marco.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: If this show is not great, I'm going to spam
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: your Facebook, spam your Twitter.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to blow you up. You'll enjoy pieces
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: You'll enjoy pieces of it. I don't want to enjoy
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: pieces of a, I assume, hour-long episodic show. Man, I
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: watched an hour of Marco Polo and ten minutes were
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: so good. Ten minutes were so good.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, but watch it with subtitles because I can't understand anybody.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: Are they speaking English? Really thick accents?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: They take some liberties. Is this like.
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: A BBC joint? Is it really thick Cockney stuff?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Kublai Khan is a Chinese actor playing a Mongolian who
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: talks like he's from New York.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: What?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: And I can't understand him.
• 48:01
  Speaker 8: You are selling me on it.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Marco Polo is like maybe an Italian actor or a
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: British actor acting Italian. So I can't understand what he says.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: Hey, it's a me, Marco Polo.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: But no, watch it. It's good.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: Watch one. We'll see how that goes.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Here's the other show. And this show. Hannibal.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: I've heard really good stuff about Hannibal.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Have you read the books?
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: No, my mom did. My mom was really upset with
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: the movies, which I thought was kind of profound. I
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: was like, wow, you don't like the movies because the
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: books are that good? I can't explain.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: How good the show is and how much it just
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: puts the movies to shame. Because it's like, obviously the
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: books are written like in the 80s or the early
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: 90s or whatever, most of them. And so it updates them.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: but keeps the core story the same, like the story
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: and all the characters and their interactions completely the same
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: for the most part.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: Liberties, um, just updated some fashion, some music, some car models,
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: some hyper updated, you know, fashion decor, but then like.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: So epically like suicide squad from the perspective of the
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: bad guy. Brilliant. And they do the best job of balancing.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: It's not like, Oh, it's a movie about a hero
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: and I want the hero to win. Oh, it's a
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: movie about the villain and I kind of want the
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: villain to win. you teeter because you are like, you
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: get it from both the perspective of the villain and
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: the hero and you're like well i don't want the
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: villain to lose but i don't want the hero to
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: win right and then and then they do the whole
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: like we're just gonna break your heart and take everything
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: away from you including the mother of dragons is this
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: when's this gonna be on the internet Never. A song
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: of fire and ice.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: No, here's the thing.
• 49:43
  Speaker 9: Ready? No.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Are we going to get into spoilers now?
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: We're going to ruin it.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: No, I expect it. If you're going to say that,
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: I expect it. Because my thing is, he made it
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: very clear. Just reading him talking about how he believes
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: good storytelling and stuff goes, he was very, very clear
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: that he does not believe in all good people and
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: all bad people. You know, he believes that, like, period,
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: across the board. Like, no one is all good and
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: no one is all bad, and everyone should almost feel
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: like a good guy and a bad guy, period. Like,
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: there should be moments where you are for someone, and
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: there should always be moments when you're not.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: Like, at first, Jamie Lannister, you're like, what a douchebag,
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: and then, you know, it spins. But even more so, like,
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: you know, can I be honest? Because, you know, Daenerys
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: feels like she's all good, but I think it's going
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: to get a little twisted. But he made some real
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: cryptic comic recently where– He was talking about how because
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: she's out there on her own, he didn't have a
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: choice for her to even die because the narrative comes
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: from her. And in the books, some other people are
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: over there now with her. So now apparently he said
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: something like, well, now that other people are around her,
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: I don't have to keep her around. He said something
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: that sounded pretty much like, it's your time to go.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: And I was like, do you... Not that this should
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: matter at all as an artist. This should not matter
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: at all. But do you know the amount of people
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: that will quit watching if Daenerys goes? Especially Jon Snow.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: You might as well bury your books, your TV show, anything, anything.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: If you kill Jon Snow, it's over.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: If Daryl dies, we ride.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: That's the thing.
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: It's Daryl.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: It's the thing.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: It's the Daryl.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: And obviously they will sign a petition to bring him
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: back to life.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Dude, someone's going to do, like, Misery. On R.R.
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: Martin.
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: Someone's going to kidnap him and, you know, chop his
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: feet off and make him write her back to life.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: She's going to become reincarnated as a rainbow dragon or something. Yeah, no, I'm,
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: I mean, when it comes to those books, I'm ready
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: to be disappointed in a way.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: You won't be from what I hear.
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: Because it's just. You won't be. they're already so brutal.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: Like there are, there's so many great people, great, great
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: people that have died, like really great characters that are dead.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: And it's like, as a story writer, why didn't you
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: want those people? And it seems like you would, these
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: are great personalities. Like, I feel like you're shooting yourself
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: in the foot, but again, you know, like with his
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: whole philosophy, like I heard him say, um, he made
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: some analogy about, you know, well, the reason that you're
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: not tense when you watch diehard is because you know,
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: Bruce Willis isn't going to die. you know Bruce Willis
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: isn't going to die. And he's like, so I kill
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: Bruce Willis right away so that you know that anyone
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: can die. That's what Ned Stark was. It was like,
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: anyone can die in this. The Joss rules.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I might take out any cast member I want.
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: Just saying. So I was like, I get that, but man,
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: there were some really great characters that I can never
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: write about again now.
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: Everyone.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Watch it in 10 years, there'll be like the prequels.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: i don't start you'll get the whole war the crazy
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: king the mad king.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: Oh well he's already wrote those that's what's crazy everyone's
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: waiting for this whatever sixth book or whatever it is
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: but like he wrote um he wrote a book about
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: he wrote two books technically about the targaryens where it's
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: like and i like i said i do audiobooks i
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: didn't read them but i've listened to both of those
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: he did one that was just this real general history
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: of the entire world You know, it was just, like,
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: going way back. I mean, like, stuff that literally doesn't
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: even matter now. Like, you know, there's buildings and structures
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: in Westeros that, like, no one even knows who they built.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: It's like the pyramids for us. It's like these buildings, like,
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: we don't know who built these things. You know, and
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: he just went into this huge back history. I'm like, dude,
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: you're writing the Cimmerillion before you wrote the trilogy.
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: Focus.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: Finish the trilogy and then do all the backstory.
• 53:41
  Speaker 8: Like, Or don't waste your time with backstory.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, no doubt. He wrote recipe books like
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: The Food of Westeros. He's got all these other books out.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: He's just fucking with the days.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: I think he's the biggest troll on the planet. I
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: might have made this opinion before where I think he's
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: the biggest troll on the planet. Imagine if you were
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: the only person that knew what the next three Star
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: Wars movies are going to be. You know everything. You
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: know absolutely everything's going to happen. You would feel a
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: little bit like a geek god. You'd be like, I know,
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: especially if the world knew that. The world knew that
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: you knew everything. Imagine the attention you would get. He's
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: the only one that knows how this thing is going
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: to end. And I think he likes it too much.
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: He's like, I don't want to tell you. I don't
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: want to tell you. I'll get around to it when
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: I'm dead. I think they're written in a safe. I
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: think they're written in a safe and it's like in
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: his will or something that when he dies, he'll get released.
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: I'm being a little bit serious. I think he has
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: already wrote them. He's just going to sit on it
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: for his life and be one of the most famous
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: writers while he's alive. And then when he dies, there'll
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: be something about releasing them after his death. I really
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: think it's completely possible that something like that will happen.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: He seems very happy to be the only one who knows.
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: That'd be awesome.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: You have to bury him like giving a middle finger
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: or something.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Next time on the Tangent Show.
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: All right. I think that's what we do. Wrap it
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: up with another tangent of many. Do you have a
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: special send-off for us, Ben?
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: Got all excited. Got the feet up in the air.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: Getting geared up. All right, fine.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, there are.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 55:35
  Speaker 8: We've spiraled off so many times.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: Think we just need kind of made sense i don't
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: know if we said it on here but you know
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: there's a couple people from the raid they're gonna be
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: in a star wars movie so you know the tangent
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: going to star wars and then spiraling out of control
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: at least it kind of made sense at first.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: It spiraled out of control like mark hamill's car right
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: before they made.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: The second one wow.
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: Fx7 i'm telling you anyway.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: We really need to script this show.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: No, no. That's the beauty of it.
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: It spirals off in the weirdest direction. So is there
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: anything else on The Raid Redemption that we barely scratched
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: the surface of?
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: Good action movie.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I give it a solid four out of five.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: I dug it. I can definitely see watching that one
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: with the guys.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I want to watch the second one and the third
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: one and then the American remake with Leonardo DiCaprio. And
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Matt Damon.
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: Because he's thoroughly convinced that's who it's.
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: Going to be.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: It will be him. It really did feel like a
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: video game to me, though. Like a video game script.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: Because it's just so... At least in Dread, it's like.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: It was based on a comic and stuff, so I'm like, alright, yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: That's something Dread would do. This one felt forced. It
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: was like, please go in to do what?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Turn down for what?
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: Just a little squad is going to go in to
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: take down a whole building full of mobsters? Why wouldn't
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: you just Like, surround a block. Like, I mean, for real,
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: bring it down. They had to keep that shit undercover, man.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: But it just, I don't know.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: It was all not legal and whatnot.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Did you not listen to the story whatsoever? Danny Glover
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: was a bad guy.
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: I'm getting too old for this shit. Which I really
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: hope Han Solo also works into this episode.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: I would die.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: I would die.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, but C-3PO did say it was better than Empire
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Strikes Back, so I'm pumped.
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: Did he say that?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: That guy?
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm amazed. I just went to check that, because
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: everybody's been talking about the three main actors going back,
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: but I kept going, what about Peter Mayhew?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: But I saw him years ago, and he was in
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: bad shape. He was having trouble walking. Like, he always has.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: He's got a messed up... Like, his body's probably not
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: supposed to be like that, but it is.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, isn't he just voice acting? Like, I don't
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: think he's... I don't know.
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm asking, because he used to be in
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: the suit every time. So now I'm like... But not one, two,
• 57:57
  Speaker 8: and three, right? But to me, his face is... You know, like,
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: you could get somebody else in the outfit, but, like, close-up-wise,
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: his face looks like that because it's his face.
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: So I'm like, if you throw somebody else in the
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: makeup and put the face on, it's gonna look different. Like,
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: it's not gonna be chewy. So then I'm afraid it's
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: going to be CG something. I don't know. I'm worried
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: about the chewy aspect of this. Because, yeah, he's not.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Tall people just don't move along.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: Well, that's the thing.
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: It's pretty amazing that he's made it this long for
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: as huge a guy as he is. Because usually, yeah,
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: there's plenty of them out there that die at 19.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what he's going to do. They're going
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: to give him white, chewy hair.
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: They're going to make him go in gray.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: And then it's a different actor.
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: He's going to have a cool stripe.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: It's like a black actor.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: That's when we get the Gremlins crossover.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: Chewbacca's child is stripe. Actually, it's... lumpy are you serious
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: or no does he have children yeah he has children
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: who's a jedi were they in the star wars but
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: the christmas special oh not.
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: A jedi yeah yeah the lump lumpy's the grandpa.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Oh i don't know any of these names jesus do
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: we have to do you remember.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: Into timothy's own books?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta get on Wikipedia now.
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: Oh, God, I do.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: When Leia shows up, you know, at the planet and
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: all the other Wookiees are, like, talking English. Like, they
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: have that slurred cat S, but they're all talking English.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: And you're just like, what the hell's going on? Like,
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: I can totally understand them. You know, I can't understand
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: a thing Chewie says. And one of them's like, well,
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: you might say Chewie has a speech impediment. Like, are
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: you serious? Chewie, what, has, like, Down syndrome or something?
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: That's her favorite guy.
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: Are you kidding me?
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: Like, that's your excuse for why you can't understand Chewie?
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: He's got problems?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Lord.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: Like, doesn't it make that kind of extra dark that
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: Han's using him for all these, like, smuggling missions? He kidnapped, like,
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: a Down syndrome Wookiee from Kashyyyk and just, like, trained
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: him to shoot, like, this laser bow. It's horrible. I
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: thought I saw someone post something about The guy that
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: does the voice of Yoda is going to be back.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: Does he voice anyone other than Yoda? Because why would
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: Yoda be in this?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Because he's a spirit Yoda.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess they could do that. Looks like,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: leave me alone. So does that mean that Haydenson is
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: going to be in as Ghost Anakin?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: Because he looped him back around in the last version
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: of it.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, man.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, that hurts.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: That's kind of rough.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: Give us Mr.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Potato Head. I'd rather have him. Even Yoda is like, fuck.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: We've had him on the show.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: The afterlife, I must spin with this dick.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: Your mother, you must fuck. No, I was right.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 8: His son is lumpy. Grandpa is itchy. These are canon.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: These are original. From George Lucas. Mala is his wife.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I like Mala.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: The problem I had with it is if once we
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: find out all that stuff, I'm like, well, Chewie's just
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: a terrible father. He's never around. He's always off on
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: these damn smuggling missions.
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  Speaker 1: He's always on the spice mines of Kendor.
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  Speaker 6: What the hell's that about? They're garnishing his wages. That's
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  Speaker 6: why he's gotta go smuggle so much. He owes so
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  Speaker 6: much to his children and Kashyyyk. He's got like three
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  Speaker 6: women he's paying alimony to.
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  Speaker 1: Motherfucker, you better get back off that motherfucking Millennium Falcon, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna be like ODB going to get his welfare check.
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  Speaker 1: Cashed on Kashyyyk MTV.
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  Speaker 6: Show up in the Falcon, go up.
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  Speaker 8: To the Republic to get his But, yeah, looking on there,
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  Speaker 8: on the little IMDb thing for seven, he's back in
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  Speaker 8: Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker, which, again, really little people
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  Speaker 8: sometimes have health issues. Right? It's awesome that Kenny's still
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  Speaker 8: hanging in there, too. But, yeah, all three of our
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  Speaker 8: other main actors.
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  Speaker 1: Kenny, this one's for you. Loved you in Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 8: Loved you in Time Bandits.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 6: God, Time Bandits. That's one I would say. deserves a remake,
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  Speaker 6: but I don't know if you could find seven, eight
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  Speaker 6: little guys to do that again.
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  Speaker 1: It's like making Labyrinth 2 or something.
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  Speaker 6: Which they're supposedly doing. I know, it was a joke.
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  Speaker 1: They shouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 6: Jennifer Connelly supposedly already signed on.
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  Speaker 1: She's so hot.
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  Speaker 6: She was.
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  Speaker 1: She was so hot.
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  Speaker 6: She's a cute girl. She's a pretty girl. Don't get
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: me wrong. I still, I don't think I ever really
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: looked for that scene. You don't have to look for it.
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  Speaker 6: I've only seen that movie twice. It's so visually amazing.
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  Speaker 6: It's so well filmed. It's so incredible, but it's so depressing.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: It's so depressing. I can't watch it again.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I go to watch it, I just put
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: in the fountain instead.
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  Speaker 6: That's how I feel about bands like Radiohead and Nick Cave.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: I feel like they're great musicians, but you're so depressing.
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  Speaker 6: I can't listen to you.
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  Speaker 8: They're a good song to song, but if you're in
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: a whole album, halfway into the track, you're like, oh
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: my God.
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  Speaker 6: It will affect your mood.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You need to take Zol off while listening to this.
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  Speaker 6: The CD should come with a one-month prescription or something
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  Speaker 6: just to kind of help get you over the lump.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: Green plastic watering can and a fake Chinese rubber plant.
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  Speaker 6: Shut your mouth. It's a great song.
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  Speaker 4: Zoloft.
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  Speaker 8: Sponsored by Zoloft.
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  Speaker 1: Sponsored by Zoloft.
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  Speaker 6: It'd be like Radiohead's next big tour sponsor.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 6: That'd be awesome. Zoloft and chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: Lord.
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  Speaker 6: It's the Haagen-Dazs tour.
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  Speaker 1: It's like if you want to get into the mood
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  Speaker 1: where you will like episodes one, two, and three.
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  Speaker 6: Any final words for people?
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  Speaker 8: See you next time on Trailer Talk.
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  Speaker 1: Can't wait for Trailer Trash.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely.
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  Speaker 6: That sounds like good stuff. I think so. Just get
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: on YouTube, keep pulling them up, and just keep hating.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: We'll just maybe pick five, and then we'll spiral for
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: God knows how long.
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  Speaker 6: And then people can send.
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  Speaker 8: Us ones they want and meet up next time.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe we could even do like, I mean, it's kind
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: of been done before, but we can do the movies
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  Speaker 6: where the trailer looked great, but then the movie sucked.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: So we can kind of watch those trailers and be like, man,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: this trailer looks like Sucker Punch. We can watch the
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: Sucker Punch trailer and talk about how great this movie
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: looked in the trailer and then how completely terrible it
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: kind of was.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Sounds like a plan. But this one, we need to
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: get the hell out of here.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: Otherwise, that about does it.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: We will return next time. Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 10: For a fake Chinese rubber plant And a fake plastic
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  Speaker 10: gun That.
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  Speaker 11: She bought from a rubber man And it's time for
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 11: the rubber bands To get rid of themselves The world's around.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: The world's around Where's her out? Where's her out?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 11: She lives with a broken heart A cracked part of
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 11: styling her mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Just crumbles and burns Used to do surgery For girls
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  Speaker 5: in the 80s The words amount.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: The words amount.
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  Speaker 5: The words amount.
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  Speaker 9: She keeps sliding.
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  Speaker 5: And it wears me out It wears me out It
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: wears me out It wears me out.
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  Speaker 12: If I could be who you wanted. If I could
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 12: be who you wanted.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: All the time. All the time.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear Ben Affleck do the Batman voice.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: But is he going to? I mean, the old ones
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: didn't really.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I need a Batsuit.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: I need a robot suit.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 8: I mean, how do we survive through all the other
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: Batman and they just kind of.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Do I make the suit out of just metal or
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: do I put that green rock in it?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: See, at least on the Flash TV show, he has
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: a good way to do it. Because he can vibrate
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: his vocal cords and it makes him sound different. So
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: when he talks.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: To that chick who knows who he is in the
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: real world.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: He does this weird echo-y thing because he can vibrate
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: his vocal cords. I was like, that's clever.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: So he sounds like Perry Farrell when he talks.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: So he must give an amazing blowjob.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: I think that's what that is.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: He's got a life on the streets. If being the
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: flesh for justice doesn't work out, I'm going to have
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: so many chicks.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Think of how many people he could serve us in
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  Speaker 1: just a minute.
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  Speaker 8: He's the Flash.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I mean, that would work in the ladies too, right?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, vibration wouldn't be a bad thing.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: One day you'll be hard up enough for it. You
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: won't care if it's a boy or a girl. It's 2015.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: Is that a basketball diary?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: It's like 2015.
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• 1:10:31
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  Speaker 9: Talk hard!