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- Apocalypse Ventures: Morning. The following audio transmission will forever change your album on society. You will no longer believe the narrative. You are about to wake up and see things for what they really are. facts and opinions. This is the Doom Daily Show. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Doom Daily Show. I am your host, Jester Dooms, the email Doom Daily Show at gmail.com, everywhere on social media at Jester Dooms, the website, www.gestersvoice.com. Go there, get yourself an apocalyptic apparel t-shirt. It's for a great cause because it helps support the show. All right. ⁓ good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday. I hope all of you are doing fantastic this morning. Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. It's because Jester didn't show up for today's show. So we're gonna give you the Beans and Wheaties show from Friday night. Enjoy. Have a great, wonderful Thursday afternoon. Hopefully, we'll see Jester back tomorrow on Friday's Doom Daily Show. And now the Beans and Weenie Show. Hey, welcome. It's the Beans and Weenie Show. It's going on, everybody. Friday night by Gauntley, seven thirty five Central Standard Time. Those of you checking in with us, thank you so much. Make sure you like and share the show tonight, wherever it is you're at, whether it's on TikTok, ⁓ Facebook, Rumble, YouTube, wherever. ⁓ share the show. Get the word out there that Friday night, seven thirty, belong to the Beans and Weenie show. That's correct. Nobody else can have it. No, and they should just shut everything down. That's it. ABC should just shut off programming. ⁓ actually forever. Just shut it off and ⁓ just everybody get with the beans and weenie show. That's all that needs to be done Friday nights. There you go. ⁓ when do lunches with Spanky start? ⁓ gosh. Yeah. I keep trying to do it and then I get sidetracked. I keep trying to d listen. Ha ha ha ha It's my attention span disorder. Okay. Just leave me alone. Get off my big Rick. ⁓ with you, big Rick. I've got the name of the show and what I want to do. That's the extent that I have so far. Okay? Sure. Listen, I don't believe the world wasn't created overnight, okay? Just give me some time. ⁓ actually it was. On the first day. Shit. God created didn't work. All right. Earth in the heavens. Whatever. Boom. ⁓ Summer's on the way for those of you experiencing with your weather this weekend, it looks like there's a big wide midwest area that's getting nailed. ⁓ The planes, all that. ⁓ us sounds kinda hot. Well, it is gonna be hot. ⁓ here Tulso, Oklahoma, we got severe weather ⁓ this weekend, bigger chance on Monday, and supposedly tonight. I don't know, we had like a a rogue thunder shower thing go by. Like out of the blue, it ⁓ a big strack of lightning and then cr loud thunder, and that was it. Yeah, and it I don't really know what happened with that. It ⁓ it got real dark like ⁓ like nine o'clock at night and then boom it ⁓ didn't. Hey mama bear. What's up, babe? ⁓ so some things we're gonna hit on today. Uh-huh. This Iran US conflict. Is it over? What what's going on? It's like been under the rug. What's what's Tired of talking about it because ⁓ you know it's going our way. And so they don't they're not gonna talk about it. Like everybody's just done talking about it. It's ⁓ it's over. Now it's a Ebola outbreak. Now we got that to worry about. And this Hachua virus or whatever. And it's hand to hand virus. foot and mouth is I don't know. Hand to hand reaching out. God, I I find it funny. We're coming up on elections and now we got all these viruses coming out again. Well, of course we do. It's crazy. Yeah. And do you think Trump and and Mr. Zipping hugged it out? Hmm. Think he humped his leg? That's what happened. What happened with that? Well, that was that was Z ⁓ little assistant. Didn't did you hear they had a kerfuffle? They had a little standoff. They had ⁓ Chinese agents and ⁓ and Secret Service agents from the US Secret Service agents won because they're Billy Billy bad boys. Yeah. ⁓ but they ⁓ there was a ⁓ standoff and for what? I I don't know. They wouldn't let him come through the door, they wouldn't let him be close to the president. Maybe because he's not real. He's fake. It's a stand in. ⁓ And they didn't want him getting too close. No, no, no. No. That's he's as real as if he was a stand in, are you kidding me? If they were doing if they were pulled on a Biden on the country, let me tell you. Let me tell you it'd be if it was a Biden, they wouldn't care. They they would've they wouldn't be trying so hard to take the man out. That's true. All right. ⁓ the Fauci. ⁓ that's right. The hearings on Fauci. They want to keep that sh. ⁓ they're charging everybody around him, so that's kinda cool. You don't need talk about that. Okay. Let's talk about the Ebola outbreak. That's the big thing. I got my rant coming up tonight. I got a good Spanky rant tonight. I think a lot of you are going to feel the same way. And ⁓ if you don't, I'd like to know why. But we'll have Spanky's rant, my rant coming up. That's right. And that'll be followed up by the beans and weenie present things you should never say out loud. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I'm sorry. I I didn't mean to do that. Yeah. We'll ⁓ we'll get to the my rant coming up here. ⁓ also we've got some mildly informative tidbits, ⁓ or as we now refer to them as the bean spiracy theories. Woo! That's right. Well you know what? Big Chief Thunderlung has been vindicated, and so of all of the other individuals who said that ⁓ aliens were among us. Mm-hmm. ⁓ you know what? Those that laughed at people like Big Chief? Exactly. Yeah. Yep. Now what do you gotta say? Yeah, exactly. Now what do you gotta say? Get in line, you're getting probed. I can only h not that. I don't hope that. I wish you would have waited before I said that. I can only hope I I get to see an alien in my lifetime. Other than me. ⁓ Other than that. And then all the others. ⁓ I I wanna see one. Like I'm really curious. How do you know you have it? How do you know this isn't like the men from black? I know men in black or whatever it is. Men from black, what is he say that? I don't think he can even say it. She says stuff all the time that she shouldn't. It's part of the NJW show. Thank you. ⁓ excuse me. Hold on. ⁓ Okay, there you go. That's more of that cough button. That would be a great idea. I'm just not gonna use it. Thanks. ⁓ also Go ahead. We're on a mission. Wow, we're on a mission tonight to find the weenie of the week. Weenie of the week, ladies and gentlemen. Who will it be? There's lots of competition this week. So ⁓ I wonder who it could be. Could it be a tie? Could we possibly have found two weenies? Two big weenies. It's possible. Two humunculous weenies. Something Scooter and I aren't used to. So we'll we'll find out. Whoa, whoa. Talking about you No, I'm just saying big weenies. We haven't we haven't really seen a lot of big weenies on the show. Baby I got the footlongs and the quarter pounders and ⁓ I got ⁓ you just check the freezer, man. I collect ⁓ I got the little Debbie. ⁓ Wait. Not the Debbie. More stuff that we shouldn't be saying. Yeah, you're gonna thirty five people in. Stick around. This is gonna be a great show. Tell all your friends, tell your enemies. Yes. Send it up. Absolutely. So welcome to the glorious celebration known as the Beans and Weenie Show, ladies and gentlemen. ⁓ we've got to ⁓ we've got to get into this. I mean, there's so much going on. It this has been a week. I mean, literally like it seems like all seven days right there in a row, boom, boom, boom, boom, week. It's like it's been a long time. It's a passage of time. I'm not Right. So I'm not gonna get into why we weren't here Tuesday night. Not important. I forgot about it. Why why so I don't even know why. I I not just not a good frame of mind for me. And ⁓ I know you were busy with mom and I thought, okay, let's just it's just not a good night. Well red flags all over the place. If if I'm a little gruff tonight, ⁓ it's because I'm I am under the weather. He had a shit bath. I no He had a shit bath. No I'm under the weather. Under shit. I'm little grumpy. Today's shit bath. Shut up. This is supposed to be a a word free zone. ⁓ that's right. Sorry. You had a poop bath. ⁓ What's up? ⁓ Bubba off. I don't know what I'm reading here. Mama said, stop that or she's gonna pull this car over. Okay, sorry. You are in trouble. Sorry. So I apologize up front if I'm a little gruff. He we won't let him. Don't worry. We'll get him out of it. ⁓ look, less ⁓ less tur. That that's right. Weird. Okay. That's what it is. It's the so what if ⁓ it's ⁓ Hanta Hanta. Hanta viruses, yes. Touching hands, reaching out, touching, touching you. Come on, everybody with me. Sweet virus. Bum bum bum. There you everybody was doing you're welcome. All right, listen, I don't know if you guys have heard. He's in the house. ⁓ sorry. After 34 years of continuously operating. No. 34 years. I didn't know it was this long. Spirit Airlines is done. Kaput closed its doors. No. Fred its employees. It retired all of its fight referees. ⁓ man, you know they needed some rest. Done. I'm saying they needed it. Now I would imagine some content creators are are pretty angry about spirits ceasing operations. Why? ⁓ Why would content creators be upset? Who are they gonna get their next airport fight content? The mile high fight content or stories of felons holding jobs. Where else are they gonna go? Spirit was the go to. That was it. I mean, come on. Every week on social media, you could see a throw down, you can see hands flying, ladies and gentlemen. And then the people behind that's just the people behind the counter. Yeah. And then you got the customers who are flying the airplane. Man, the people behind the counter, the way they talk to people, I was like, holy sh you talk to me like that. You are going on a one way ticket yourself. You remember you remember the story we did about the they the Atlanta Jackson Hartfield spirit employees back there calling each other dirty. ⁓ my gosh. And the z they they they put things in their mouth that they shouldn't have and maybe they should go put something else in their mouth. Yeah, so yeah, that was Yeah, you remember that? We just saw I just saw Michael Jackson feet. Did you just see that? No. Do y Michael what? A moon watch Mama Bear. ⁓ is that it was okay. I it just caught the corner of my eye. Thank you, Mama Bear. There you go. Be sure to hit those ⁓ hit that heart. Hit those likes. That really helps us out, ladies. You have no idea how much that helps us out. Seriously. ⁓ look at more moon walking. ⁓ I missed it a kid. ⁓ there it is. Okay. ⁓ yeah. Mm mm ch ⁓ mm ⁓ mm ch mm. I haven't yet to see that movie. I wanna see that movie. Kids have seen it. They love it. ⁓ it's weird now to hear my kids, Denver's walking, he's seventeen, walking around, singing to Michael Jackson. Quentin ⁓ 14, he's walking around singing to Michael Jackson. It's awesome that that movie has just totally birthed a new generation. Well, I think that's all hasn't there been a lot of there's I've seen a lot of things on social media about ⁓ all of the all of the kids that hung out with Michael Jackson are coming out and defending him after all of those charges and everything. So sad we still have to do that. You know, he's dead. I don't know what good it is to rehash the false accusations and and rehash all that crap. Now the survivors have to come out again, relive all that again, because you got morons out there who just want to rehash the negativity. It and has no basis at all for truth for for any of it. Yeah. But they're just gonna bring it out. They're just gonna, you know. Well, Mama Bear says great movie. Yeah, I haven't heard anything bad. Matter of fact, the clips I see are people are standing up and acting like it's a concert. Walking up to the front of the screen and dancing and er I mean, I'm like, What? It's like the new Rocky Horror Picture Show? I haven't seen it. It'd be cool. You're gonna see Tibb and Hats and the one glove and ⁓ pieces of bread. Yeah. That's toast. ⁓ Netflix. Miss Gypsy. T Gypsy. T Gypsy. What's up? Netflix had a little Kevin Hart roast. I'm sure you heard all about that. Quick synopsis if you haven't. Hollywood Elite saying mean but accurate things about each other with some attempts at really poor taste and jokes on the side. It's Scooter was calling me like where's the knock knock jokes? I was. Where's the mama? Your mama sold fat jokes. Yeah. What there's like accurate, you know, talking about pedophiles and all that other stuff. Yeah. I mean I'm coming affairs and ⁓ it was it was good stuff. It was good stuff. ⁓ my rant kind of revolves around The Netflix deal. So get ready, my my rant coming up a little bit later tonight. This should be good. ⁓ more from the cesspool known as Hollywood. Mm-hmm. Seems they have found a subject to make into a movie. Remarkably bright creatures. Have you heard anything about this? I caught wind a little bit. Okay. You broke one? Don't do that in the studio, please. I I caught it. Okay. I I mean it sounds wonderful. Yeah. And just goes to show you that octopus and other sea creatures are preferred over Hollywood actors in most ⁓ if not all movies. the the Kraken one. I saw the Kraken. ⁓ Did you see the previews for that? I have not seen the previews. Yeah, the previews for the Kraken look awesome. Angie, join us from midnight over in the the ⁓ school. It's Angie. Angie Angie Okay, that's all we need. That's it. ⁓ now something I have ⁓ been mildly considering. Yes. Disney is coming out with new installation in the Star Wars franchise. Why? Who the fuck knows? The Mandalorian and Grogu? Yep. I'm assuming you've heard about you're the you're the Star Wars Trekky guy. Yes. Yes, I am. ⁓ from the war and the track. I will say The Mandalorian was awesome. Early Mandalorian when it first came out was awesome. Yes. I haven't watched it. Put your lights here. Don't touch me with that thing. I Stop that hurts. It's so hot. I can't it's not a pew pew. Keep your rod off me. listen to the It's awesome! I love it. That's right. I do have a lightsaber, ladies and gentlemen. ⁓ Pappy has just informed us. ⁓ Logan has one of those too. No, Jelly. He does not want to touch my ear with his with his rod. Stop it. highly a bit. what did what did Pappy just say? California wants to ban outdoor barbecues. I guess that sounds like something they would do. Yay. Of course. Why not? They suck the fun out of everything else. Might as well go ahead and ruin barbecues too. Exactly. ⁓ but anyways, I I really I'm really amazed at the dedication and work that Disney is showing to literally destroy the entire Star Wars genre. I it's amazing to me. You know what? It's been downhill. I mean, after you got you got the first six and then ⁓ they brought in what? John Favreau to do, you know, like seven, eight, nine to ruin it the rest of the way. The rise. Why who's who's asking for this? Yeah. Who who is it? Is it is it that chick that used to ⁓ that wanted to change the ⁓ the Bud Light customer base? Yes. Is that is it her? It was. Okay, all right. I I don't know. I I even hear they're trying to ⁓ resurrect Mark Hamill's career. I mean, just go all out. My have you seen him? Yes. Well, I don't care. I he looks PP. He looks like his face caught fire when they put it out with an ugly force. Like it I I don't know what's happened to him. See now you can't okay now now with there's a little story about Marky Mark. BP what's up, man? Yeah. Look a cardinal! Look at Lus Lewis the Cardinal. He's a dead person listening. You heard that and when a cardinal shows up, it's one of your previously past friends, family, whatever. Unfortunately, I get a lot of vultures. Yeah. ⁓ I don't really get a lot of cardinals. So I don't know what that means. It looks about time for this one. Fat guy down. Take his leg. I get the thigh. That looks juicy. ⁓ Don't touch his bum. Man, Pappy's right. Who needs actors now? We got AI. You know what? I can make octopus I was gonna say I've seen some pretty cool ten, fifteen minute AI movies. Yeah. And I have to say, wow. Yeah. ⁓ it's pretty bad when an AI out acts a real actor in a movie. That's horrible. Well. Who's the star of ⁓ Hail Mary? I'm just curious. Do you know who the star of Hail Mary is? That that show that came out? I have not seen it. No. Okay. Well isn't it Hemsworth? No, no. It's got some blonde headed guy, but it's got Rocky, the AI ⁓ alien in it. ⁓ really? Okay. That that's like the big deal. ⁓ BP, you like the shirts? Yeah. ⁓ these you can pick up online right now at BBShow.com. ⁓ that's right. He did get one, didn't he? BB, have you gotten it yet? I'm just curious. Here's the shirts. ⁓ love where you live or live in the country you're defending. Beansandweenie show dot com. You can get your shirt now. A thirty dollar donation will sign it and he sends you that shirt just like we do with BP and ⁓ Manfinder Donnie and so many other people here already that have gotten his shirts. ⁓ so make sure that ⁓ you get your hands on one of those. There you go. Please, please, please make sure you get your hands on one of these shirts. It's very ⁓ limited. Matter of fact, just for the month of May, it's our shirt of the month. So love where you live or live in the country you're defending. There you go. We may have to we may have to ⁓ enhance this design and maybe carry it through June for Flag Day and for July for fourth of July. Wow. Put some firecrackers on it and everything. Ooh, I like that idea. That would be cool. Daddy Lakey. ⁓ BP says not that one yet. ⁓ okay. Yeah, yeah. You've got to get your hands on this one. This is fifty-one people enjoying the stylings of Spanish and Scooty. ⁓ welcome guys. Welcome in. I'm glad you're here. All right. It's Friday night. Let's see here. ⁓ I'm checking it right now, BP. Soon as, you know, everything's running slow as ⁓ molasses over here. And ⁓ here's the problem. We have we have a an ant infestation going on in the studio. Lord have ⁓ I'm afraid they're getting into equipment and eating or frying or shitting or doing whatever they're doing in this equipment. You know that that's where the term bug in a computer system came from because it was an actual bug that got in and crossed wires. Well, first of all, I don't even like my ants. So I don't even know why they're here. All right. BP for you, it is in Pittsburgh. Right now, they say it should be there by tomorrow, but this is the United States Postal Service. So you'll get it by June. You'll get it by June. Leah, why is it my fault we have bugs? What are you saying? Yes. What exactly are you saying? What do got over there on the ⁓ old Yeah's in my pants? I don't want to know that. Okay. Summer why is it updated? No, I don't want to update it. What is going on? ⁓ no. Stop it. Turn off. Okay. No. Let's see. I'm I'm checking Miss Dixie's got one of these coming and She's Okay. ⁓ hopefully Miss Dixie's over there on ⁓ Rumble tonight. ⁓ we love United States Postal Service. Yeah, that one's gonna be there around the twelfth of June. Yes, getting into all of our nooks and crannies. Yes. I what's up, Allie? Allie You didn't blow away. We are so glad you're back. Oddly enough, we wish you could believe well, it doesn't matter. ⁓ just ⁓ a couple of what happened? What is happening or it's the diabetes. Yeah. Leah, you've got a package coming. Should be there ⁓ in its spanky. I've got your package. it's coming. It says Monday, but you know what? ⁓ it'll be by July. Yeah, let's go. ⁓ just a couple last minute things before we jump into this beautiful brewing beanalicious concoction of Weenie Wrangling. You like that? ⁓ summer is approaching. Yeah. The conflict's still occurring in the Middle East. Or we think. ⁓ it's disappeared. That has nothing to do with the supply or reserves in the United States. What? We're still seeing the price of gas on the rise. Why? Why? Why? Why? It has nothing to do with the war. It's got nothing to do with our our faithful president in charge. No. It's has everything to do with the dollar and your big oil companies. Scooter and I have talked about it and I really think we should push for it more and more. The month of July, I would like everybody to take a week of vacation and skip getting gas for a whole week. Yeah. Camp out over the fourth of July. Take the whole week off. Take the whole week off. Put in your put in your ⁓ if you if you work at a real job, ⁓ or if you're retired like me and ⁓ you know, you shove fries out the door like Spanky does, put in your request. In your mouth, yeah. Put in a request to take the time off. Some some week a week. Let's get together. Well, let's celebrate two fifty for the United States, the badass country that we are, ladies and gentlemen. Here's the deal. You can't well, I'm not gonna get gas tomorrow then. Well, who cares? Everyone's getting gas tomorrow. It's just not you. But if we all took a stand and we gassed out gas and nobody got gas for a week, can you imagine the damage that would be done to the oil industry, the gas industry? the f ⁓ the f refineries that it would be it really would hit the pocketbook I think. Well it would hit the profits of the corporation. Right. So some of the stocks might take a little bit of a bite out of it, but it would make people stand up and say, hey, wait a minute, maybe maybe we ought to lower because You know what, everybody's complaining ⁓ the prices are so high that they're not doing a damn thing about. You sound like a two year old whining about not being able to get a piece of candy. Angie's over there too. So Miss Angie is is an OG, so she's on TikTok in and a girl can't get enough of us, huh? We got Saturday night smoke. Holy crap. Talking about buddy. Man, name from the past. Jump over on TikTok, Smoke. ⁓ look, Mama Bear Low. Look at that. So I ⁓ strawberries. I like strawberries. Dipped in chocolate rubbed around my nip. Anyways, ⁓ why why is it the electric vehicle Nazi coalition praising their products right now? Ooh, you why are they not man to hitting the streets with We told ya so this, we told you so that, we told ya this was gonna happen, green's where it's at. Mm-hmm. ⁓ wait. Nobody can afford those damn cars. That's why. You can't run out and get that BMW all electric or the Cadillac all electric ⁓ Leary or you know the Mercedes all price tag. I mean that's just not down here in the middle class version. I will say an electric vehicle does look nice now for the time being, but that forty, fifty, sixty thousand dollar price tag for a bear model is ridiculous. Not to mention the price, the maintenance, the repairs. God forbid you get a defective battery. Then you're screwed. Mmm. Tin Man says, can't wait for the fuel prices to come back down. I spent $10,000 on diesel last month. Golly, that's why. Everything's more expensive because the trucking companies are saying, Hey, we gotta up our our our surcharge. You now have a fuel surcharge when we deliver to you. What? We can't afford that. Now we have to up our goods that you're delivering in order to pay for you paying for more diesel. See, but the the Democrats love that. So they're gonna I I don't I I I don't get I don't get it. I don't understand why people aren't aren't aren't pissing more of a fit over this. Well you guys want to argue and complain about the orange man ⁓ not releasing files, or you wanna bitch and bellyache ⁓ about a Netflix special and these stupid jokes. But yet when it comes down to real things, trafficking, drugs, ⁓ the the way we're being ripped off of the gas, nobody wants to say a word. Everybody mum's the word. We'll just deal with it. I don't get it. Well, and a lot of people saying words, but they're not doing anything about it. I mean that y you vote with your wallet. people. You vote with your wallet. You you don't make the Lord and Yeah. It's frustrating, ain't it? ⁓ it is. It is. Tin Man is ⁓ OTR. Right. So he's he's he's in the do he's out there, yeah. He's fighting a battle every day. God bless him. Stacy. Hey well listen, they're making semi trucks E V now. Whatever. You know Tin Man, I can see you in the old battery Peter Bill. I can see it. Tin Man Dang. Hotshot over the road. Yeah, he's he's a real big dude. Now hotshot, are you saying like you do emergency trips like it's urgent hotshot? Is that what you mean? I I just want to make sure. I just want to make sure he's not pumping ooh no. I'm a hotshot. I'm a big boy. You don't understand what I do. You can walk everywhere you need to go in that beautiful town. ⁓ that's funny. It wouldn't hurt for me to walk everywhere. Unless it was snow. Yeah, it'd help you quite a bit. I don't know. ⁓ price of Ghana gas is on the rise. ⁓ to combat this, now Trump has asked Congress to suspend the federal gas tax to help out average Americans, but as usual, like clockwork, Democrats are planning on finding ways to either double it Or just shut down the oil and gas industry, kinda like to the Department of Homeland Security. They've done so well with that. Why not? Let's do it on something else. Let's let's just really fist everybody. Let's just give it to ⁓ This is how we're gonna do it, people. I don't get it, man. I ⁓ this government we have both sides right now ⁓ is embarrassing. That they let their own people suffer. And they're okay with this. Why do I say they're okay with this? Because nobody's fighting for us. It it doesn't it doesn't affect them in their little bubble where they live up there in the ⁓ the grand and glorious world city. Yeah. They have their taxi or I'm sorry, their limos and their chauffeurs. They don't have to pay for shit. Well, and they're government drivers and their government vehicles to get ⁓ hither, thither and yawn and they they can walk to the front of the line in the ⁓ airport and get on the plane first because ⁓ they're royalty, but we don't have royalty in this country because we don't believe in kings, if you watch some of the protests ⁓ all around the world. But by goodness, they get treated like they are royalty. Princess Pelosi, Princess Swalwell. ⁓ where did he go? Yeah, what yeah, what that's a name I haven't heard for a minute. I how come he hadn't been arrested? Where's the trial? They found out that he was coercing witnesses. He was sending Snapchats to the victim No, no, he's sending Snapchats to the victim. You wanna see my junk? Better not. ⁓ Better not do. Better not cry. Better not shout. Cause ping ping's coming. ⁓ whoa, whoa. Gonna sniff you out. Whoa, all right, all right, all right, whoa. A lot of queens, BP, you're right. That's hilarious. Yeah, no kings but a lot of queens. Isn't that the truth? Yeah. That needs to be on a shirt. ⁓ well, let me write down. Write that down. That's ⁓ we'll attribute in the in the immortal words of BP. No kings in our country, but by goodness, a lot of queens. A lot of queens. A lot of queens. ⁓ hey listen, ⁓ speaking of queens. Yes. There's nothing to with it. I just thought I'd say that. Go to Beansand Weenie Show dot com right now. 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