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I’ll Do It Tomorrow. Obviously.
You know that thing you need to do? The one that would take five minutes? Yeah. That one.
Instead of doing it, we’ll think about it for three days, clean a drawer, make a coffee, Google something completely irrelevant and eventually hand the whole problem over to Tomorrow Us — who, apparently, is far more capable.
This week: unanswered emails, unreturned parcels, aggressively helpful reminders, fake productivity and the strange psychology of “I was literally about to do it. But now I’m not.”
Because procrastination isn’t doing nothing.
It’s doing absolutely everything except the thing.
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