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speaker-0: Welcome to Alien Hunters Hotline, the only call-in podcast about studying and destroying alien life forms on earth. I'm former radio journalist Roy Dunch, and I've moved back to Fremont, Ohio to hunt aliens with my two childhood best friends. Just in case the viewers at home are wondering. They're watching how they're what we are educating you, the people, on who, what. speaker-1: You're watching us? I said one jump. Did you put a camera in the speaker-0: When, where, and maybe even why aliens are. speaker-2: Okay, so here's our first message. One speaker-1: Holy f speaker-0: When you tune into Alien Hunter's Hotline, you tune in to the truth. speaker-1: Don't get close with with the jazz. And this is the thing, they can decipher the jazz. speaker-2: Elephants are the oldest humans we have. Grandmas are the second oldest humans we have. speaker-1: If this were actually a free country, which it's not thanks to the CIA, you'd be allowed to call John F. Kennedy Jesus fucking Christ and everybody would know who you're talking about. speaker-0: Join us on the hunt every Thursday wherever you get your podcast. speaker-2: But I think if we find these aliens, we stop this, then we can get our lives back. You're blaming aliens for why you haven't found success in life. speaker-1: One hundred percent. speaker-0: Any other explanation?