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#416 We Don't DIVORCE the Same W/ Daisy Roxx · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up and good morning? Welcome back to another episode of the We Don't
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  Smoke the Same podcast. Here on another early episode of the Waken Big Sorry
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  for being fashioned to be late, but uh, you know I got a
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  different angle this time. You know what I'm saying. We got the new
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  mics, we got the new we got the new cables extenders. We're ready
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  for a live podcast. New Year, New Me. Dog, No stop
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  saying that, Bro, that's all talxic. Bro. You know what I'm
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  saying like it's so toxic. Should be working on yourself every month, Bro,
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  should be new month, New improvements. DOGG. I'm serious, New
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  Year, New me. Yesterday, Dog I got. I got a number
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  to an immigration lawyer. Dog a legit one he got Philippe sparsa citizenship.
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  Dog. I'm on the way. Dog. This year, New mean,
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  New year, knew me, I said a dog, New year mean,
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  new citizenship, gonna be meat. We're podcasting in Mexico this year. I'm
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  going I only travel to safe countries examer Just to let you know, my
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  second year in a row going to Japan. Or is that let's lesture my
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  Mexico one time? Dude? Come on, so many live streamers. Funny
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  that you bring that up. I see so many live streamers that try to
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  do their thing in Mexico and they don't do live streams because I don't think
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  the internet has a capacity like that out there. This is not no real
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  country. Why do you want in Mexico's solva door dog? But but I'm
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  saying is that none of these guys go live because all of First of all,
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  don't talk about my country like that. Bro, We're we're we're looking
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  hell of nice right now? All right, Yeah, you guys got a
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  big holly. You guys just step it up. How even bigco in the
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  country as an economy inflict what is it first in economy? Have you seen
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  the library they buil? Well, this is not the library of Alexandria.
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  I'll tell you that much. I don't know why y'all flexing on the library.
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  It might as well. Hey, we don't hear about no libraries being
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  built in Mexico. All right, more cemeteries is what I hear. But
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  hey, but nah, for real, That's why I'm going to safe countries.
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  Bro. I'd rather die in an earthquake in the tsunami than go get
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  killed by cartel but uh that was XG coming in as per usual. Also
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  joining the running the boards as usual is the one and only Ray What's going
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  on? Ray? Good morning y'all, Thanks for tuning in. Yep,
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  straight up man, thank you so much for joining us, and we got
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  the very funny and the very chill homegirl Daisy Rocks joining us. Bitch,
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  I'm gonna a second hand high, but I love it. I'm not even
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  gonna I'm gonna love it. First things. First things. First that I
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  wanted to point out was that I said, First of all, I was
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  like, are you drinking a modello? But I just got I know.
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  I was like, I just gave you the link. Yeah I know.
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  I was like, where do the modello come from? But would have been
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  yeah, that would have been I was like, damn, I did not
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  see that coming. Now worded, Uh, you said that you're not smoking
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  no more? Because I usually every time somebody comes in and we have a
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  guest, I'm like, you want me to roll you one up or two,
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  or you want to dab or whatever. You just I didn't even let
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  you finish because I'm so used to everybody saying yeah. I just said,
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  yeah, I've been smoking since I was twelve. Yeah, I started smoking
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  when I was So I had my first joint when I was twelve years old.
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  Who who was a bit? Who is the my older brother? I
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  have a older brother, he's two years older than me. We used to
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  ditch a lot back in the day. So yeah, he gave me my
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  first joint. Smoked it. If it was in the street, huh,
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  if it was in the streets, of course. We're from Compton, we
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  are the streets. Yeah. No, But then I've stopped three times three
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  times before this time. I've stopped twice. When I got pregnant with my
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  kids, that was an easy quit, you know. So I got to
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  ask, I know a lot of stoner chicks that are like stoners and like
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  stoners, but when you have a kid, it seems like very easy because
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  it's for the baby. Yeah, like what I'm saying, It's not like
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  I have a very maternal instinct. I'm a mom, like straight up all
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  day every day. So the second I found out I was pregnant, I
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  smoked my last blunt and then that was it. After that, I was
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  like, I'm not even gonna check if I ever not yet, let me
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  smoke this and then check I wanted I want to pulled up with I would
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  have pulled up with the cush rush fucking blood with the head in the box,
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  like well we got that last. And then I had my baby,
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  and then I got home from the hospital, and that night I smoked the
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  blood. I feel you, if my wife was a stoner, I'd be
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  like, all right, one, last one, all right up, especially
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  if we were women and we were pregnant. I love these questions would you
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  smoke? I know for sure there's a lot of women that do smoke while
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  they're pregnant. They can actually have studies on the only type of chicks that
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  I've seen smoking pregnant or black chicks with dreadlocks. Well that's that's what I'm
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  gonna say. They did the study in Jamaica. But okay, so they
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  did this study but like with no papers, so it's like all he like,
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  you know, bong rips and shiit like that. And they they followed
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  the kids for up to their like five or six years old, and the
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  kids that that were in the womb while the mom was smoking, they like
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  excelled and ship they were like chill. I smoked the entire time my breastfed.
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  I pressed for a long time for my both kids, and I smoked
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  the entire time I was breastfeeding. My kids were fucking chill. They didn't
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  cry. What the fuck is colic? You know, like none of my
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  kids neither one of my kids. Right, So are you smoking if you're
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  a girl, Yeah, but like you're slowing down because talking about yeah I'm
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  gonna do that, that's not gonna happen. Yeah, I'm gonna smoke on
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  camera and be like, look, bitch, yeah you go viral? What
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  is it be like first babe's first dab. That's fucking bro eyes. You
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  know what? You know what I was thinking of? You know how you
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  breadfast? You you were smoking at your breastfast. What if like one day
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  your kids are like, mom, these edibles aren't hitting me. Why?
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  He like, let me tell you, my boy, I am getting It's
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  so great. I know, I'm loving it already. Nah. You know
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  what. My son is fifteen now, so if he comes at me with
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  some shit like that, I'll probably whip his ass first and then I'll explain
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  to him, Yeah, I don't even I don't I don't even funck with
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  edibles. I've never fucked with edibles. I'm milligram like favorite right here.
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  Like I've like I like to push because you know I've been I told you
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  I was, like I started smoking later. I was an eight bloomer for
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  certain things like drugs, so like uh so yeah, like I started doing
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  coked when I was twenty eight years late bloom drugs. I quit at thirty
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  something. But but yeah, I know, like so like I remember just
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  just going at it. Fuck, I lost my train. I thought real
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  quick. They bloomer at drugs and you smoked. Oh yeah, so like
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  what is it when you've been smoking for that such a long time. I
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  feel that I had to push and be an extremist. So like I've I
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  feel that I've been there to the point where like I had to take They
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  have this ship called r s O, which is supposed to be for people
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  to have cancer, and you know, like the kind of milligrams you got
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  to take from when you have cancer. Yeah, you need a prescription for
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  it comes in the syringe and it looks like heroin and you put it in
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  in capsules and you take it or you or you're dissolve it. It's supposed
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  to be the highest thing I fucked around and went to Disneyland on two thousand
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  milligrams and was cool. You were cool. I mean I was going sober.
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  Fuck Disneyland kids, No, I go with my girlfriend. Fuck you
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  all right, I don't say just there by myself. Oh no, you're
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  an adult Disney. Yeah, he's an adult Disney. But not even not
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  even the adult Disney kids like me. I don't even I never even liked
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  that ship. When whether they like you or not, dude, I mean,
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  whether they like me or not, it's I'm just kidding, whether they
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  like it or not, I'm just kidding. Yeah, But like no,
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  I just I don't know, man, Like I feel like I feel like
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  I had a lot of things to going on in my childhood, so like
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  I have now that I'm older, and like you get some money, you
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  start reliving some of these things. So like to me, like I spent
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  a lot of time there, but like on drugs, like okay, not
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  like serious drugs, Like I'm not out here like trying to ODI, Like
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  you didn't get naked and it's not like I'm talking about like that happened.
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  I'm taking fifteen hundred and we're eating all the chicken in the park, you
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  know what I mean, Like I do that at not not just a good
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  place to get drunk at and to get beat up at too, not just
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  violent, bro Like, is fun not just like the six flags like of
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  like when a park, well, yeah, sixgs fucking far. It's too
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  far for me. Yeah no, but that's that's a I don't know that
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  tolerance break bro Like, I've had to take that ship for a long Like
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  I don't know if I'm doing it because you asked me earlier, like if
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  it's for good or not, I don't know. Because I love I love
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  weed, Like my logo is of me smoking. I'm blunt, like weed
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  is my ship. Everybody knows me as a smoker. There's a couple of
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  reasons why I stop smoking this time around. My comedy is really taking off
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  this year, and I just really want to be as focus as possible because
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  now I'm producing shows, so now I got a lot more on my plate,
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  which I like because I like the responsibility. But being high it does
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  slow me down. Like as much as you want to say that when it's
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  fine, it slows me down. All right, Well, I gotta I
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  got a question for this is you said how much were you not focusing when
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  you were smoking? Then now that you're like, all right, I gotta
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  focus. Like the only time I feel like that is when like I gained
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  a little bit away and I was like, are we gotta go four times
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  to the gym? You know what I mean? Like not just three times?
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  Everything all that once? No, I wasn't. I don't feel like
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  I was like present in my comedy, you know what I mean? Like
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  I wake up in the morning, take my kids to school like a responsible
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  mother, and then I smoke a blunt right after, get ready for work,
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  smoke a blunt. Get to work, y'all, work ten twelve hours,
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  finish work, smoke a blunt, come home, put my kids asleep,
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  make sure they're good, then smoke another blunt, so I would literally
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  be high twenty four to seven, which you gotta do. Edi booze you
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  all. I said. The only time that takes some time that is rolling
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  because you think it's fast, it's really take like okay, but the whole
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  process are rolling, and then the smoking sometimes an hour an hour because I
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  smoked the entire blunt in one city. That's the truth, bro, Like
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  and then like I you know, I live, you know, like most
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  Mexican bitches from comment, I live with my parents still, you know what
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  I mean, So out of respect for them, I didn't like smoking at
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  home. So I'd like take a drive, you know, park my car
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  and a little my little spot that I go smoke, smoke a fucking blunt,
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  be there for an hour, chill, and then it's like, but
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  before I knew it, I'm wasting four hours of my day in total.
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  It's just smoking. I agree with her to an extent where there has been
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  times where I have been like maybe I just maybe I am smoking too much,
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  Like I have so much stuff to do, and like, look we
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  still have all this left to do, and like I have been there,
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  yeah, but I never thought about quitting. The only thing that I did
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  do was I'm like, all right, bro, we'll just take like take
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  it down. Like I'll just be like, all right, bro, like
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  make some of these pills in the morning, have breakfast, take one of
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  these, and you know this is gonna hit you like hard, so just
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  go ahead and get your day started. And like I will literally just take
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  that and not smoke until I come back. And I know it took a
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  while to get that this one, because I mean, I have stuff on
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  the goal. I have my own vaporizer collaboration with propense, So like I'm
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  I'm you know, I'm always on the goal. I always got a little
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  something. But like, I do agree that there was times where rolling up
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  did make me waste so much time, like like even for example, like
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  something that doesn't something that's not a priority, like playing PlayStation Right, like
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  yesterday, I'm like, all right, I did everything I shipped out on
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  my orders for my business. You know, I'm like, I organized a
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  bunch of things. I'm organizing everything, making new merch right before I leave
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  to Japan and I'm over here. I was like, let me get some
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  me time in right, And I'm like, I got two hours to play,
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  right, two hours. I'm all cool, I'm like cool, browe
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  me at joy Play. First hour was on just pushing pause and just hitting
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  the fucking joy pushing pa, hitting the fucking joint, pushy pause joint.
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  And I'm just like, I wasted a whole hour. Yeah yeah, but
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  it's true, like rolling up, if you if you really got shit to
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  do, it's not the best way to get high. No, I agree.
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  I don't like pens I like blunts, that's my ship. They don't
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  suck because they're convenience, like in the call convenience. Yeah, the convenience.
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  But there's nothing like a blunt. Like there's not like a puff go.
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  I don't know if you take down, there's like a puff go.
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  Is nothing like a real dab hit, like when you take a real dad
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  diet hit. Yeah it's a diet hit. Yeah. I've been like i've
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  been off of it. I've been not off of it. I'm so smoking
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  on Christmas Eve that was my last blunt. I've puffed here and there like
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  a like a joint or two. But I really do. I really feel
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  like I'm kind of done, only because like I wasn't even enjoying the high
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  anymore. I wasn't high anymore. I was just high all the time.
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  That I never felt the feeling of it, you know what I mean,
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  Like right now, feeling it. That's when you got to take it into
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  the thousand milligrams, when you stop fitting there, that's when they say it's
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  a gateway drug. Y'all. Okay, you know what's crazy, Like it
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  never turned. It did the reverse thing to me, like when I was
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  on coke I never wanted or like when I was on weed, I never
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  got wanted to do coke. It was always like and when I was on
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  other drugs, I never wanted to do weed. Like when I was on
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  coke. We taste it nasty to me, never could appreciate it. I
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  don't think I've ever felt like we taste it nasty. I love like.
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  I love the taste of weed. I love uh like. I have a
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  specific type of texture that I like, and weed like like the ass noggs.
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  No, I don't like dance snugs. I like fluffy, soft,
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  easy to break up your hands. Yeah yeah, yeah, and I break
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  it up with my hands. I don't like grinders. You got those,
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  so yeah, I didn't look at that. And roll. I can roll
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  a blunt y'all in like five minutes. I'm not even lying. You're trying
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  to hempps. Yeah, I smoke a lot of hemp wraps. Actually the
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  uh uh fun what was it called temperils emper hemp we no uh no tobacco,
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  no nicotine, just all paper. I've done banana wraps, I've done
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  all the natural. I don't like tobacco, period. So but you like
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  to blunt though, temperillos. So hemp hem blunts. There they're wraps.
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  They're the same. I feel like that the same the tobacco thing. What's
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  that you're sipping on these? Only you look like you're holding it like it's
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  like the price possession of yours. It is a very price possession of mine.
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  All right, this is my official you just won an award Christmas time
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  at least? Now what is it? Christmas mug? And my girlfriend got
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  me a lung amongst with some other gave me explained to her whatitos are and
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  we all right. So first of all, these guys all think that,
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  but what is it like seth no, okay, okay, do you know
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  if the Salvadorians have a certain thing they have like this chocolate bar, that
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  this other neg so or something like that. Okay, so okay, so
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  you know, like that character is not considered racist, like they didn't make
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  it that way because it's just like it's negative. So in Spain, I
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  ran into these ads on one day on YouTube of these little fucking chocolates,
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  right and they're called and wow. She said, wow you see those and
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  he loves them like it's like kind of like kind of like that this sponsorship.
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  First of all, okay, like that they're not technically all chocolate characters
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  would be considered racist because eminems were not colored. They wouldn't be black people.
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  No, it wouldn't be black people covered peanuts. Yeah, the chocolate
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  covered, chocolate covered. Not all of them have peanuts, Dude, They're
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  like, okay, So the whole thing with the So, the whole thing
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  with these is that like ever since the beginning, they've just been like what
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  is it like these little chocolate balls or people that have pein that's inside people
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  and like they live in the fucking jungle. And I looked and I looked
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  at the whole history of the company and I was like, oh my god,
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  this is like the best, like the like they keep going and it's
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  and it's evolved, and I'm like, nobody in Spain sol a problem with
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  this, even to the current like they it's Spain. It evolved into like
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  the current verse. This is the O G logo. This is like they
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  change a lot, like right now they kind of have like they look like
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  the California raisins kind of going on. So but these guys, they are
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  all like could you like this product? And I was like, listen,
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  the commercials are so much go No's on. It's not that I don't even
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  care that you like it. The chocolate's delicious. It's that this motherfucker wants
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  to get its headed on them to walk around l A with that on.
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  Not that's the problem. I don't care that he eats it. I don't
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  care he literally wants to get a tap two artists on here. It's not
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  this one on the show. Don't do that, everybody. How's the taste
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  tastes like freedom? Oh my god? Enough enough. I'm not really a
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  sweet person, but thank you. Try something. Don't they taste like the
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  M and m's before when when like back in the day when they put real
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  peanuts they are used it like they don't put they put peanuts in this.
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  Yeah. See that's exactly what I was like. This reminded me of like
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  like even those candies you get up then remember puts. Yeah yeah, it's
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  just like metal. Yeah dude, should you get that? Okay, first
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  of all, you guys, okay, first of all, I already told
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  you guys that it's not gonna be that logo. All right, it's not
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  going to be that logo. I already know what. I already have the
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  artist making them a twist to it. It's not it's not even gonna look
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  like it. I don't know, it's not even gonna the one in the
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  commercial. What the twist was, He's gonna have Jordan's on basketball. Okay.
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  So now so there's there's this one right, like there's this, there's
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  this one, like there's this a commercial of them and like they're on the
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  jungle, right, and there's one of them that has that Kodak black hairstyle
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  with the spikes. Have ever seen Kodak black? We has these spikes.
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  So I was like, I told, I told my artists, I'm like,
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  hey, take this character. I was like, take the racist things
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  off and just like make them like Kodak black. You know what I mean,
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  like put the put this no. No. The one that I'm the
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  one that I'm getting is is uh, you know, she revamped it all.
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  He looks all gangster. It's pretty cool. So it's it's unrecognizable.
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  Only if I go to Spain, somebody's gonna be like letting you know right
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  now, dog, we ever what we do and that's not like we're racist,
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  but when we have a black guest on, I'm like, you want
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  to see my new homies new tail too, You're gonna get canceled. You're
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  gonna have to show me your new and then you have to be like,
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  do you want some about your head? Do you want some of your people?
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  See you're the one that makes his racist my calling of your people the
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  chocolate call. That just cut that part out. I don't want to be
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  affiliated with that with that comment at all, Like they're just chocolate. I'm
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  telling them you shouldn't because someone might think that's what it is. I'm looking
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  out for you. He's a girl who lived in Compton is telling you that
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  I should rethink this. I definitely agree think that. I'm telling you guys,
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  it's not going to be the one that you guys think. It's when
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  you do it. I'm gonna show with you guys. Let me know,
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  I will all over. You're not invited to. You will start be dog.
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  I do live in the now. You're gonna fucking now we have a
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  race warn Compton because you want to get a chocolate tattoo. If you act
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  like I'm getting my whole back food, how do you get the smallest possibly
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  you already have a tattoo you not even know. Oh gosh, somebody said,
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  get a con guito and a vanilla con gito chilling together. Wrong,
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  there it is, that's the one right there. I like that on the
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  couch, on the couch smoking. Yeah, just on the couch smoking.
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  Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, another racial features, I feel.
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  But then you can put racial features on the white one and it makes
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  you do have know, he raises. I think it's one minus one equals
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  zero. I think that's a better equation. Somebody said, you have to
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  get the whole squad in that case, one of very race. But they're
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  not people, bro, They're not fucking people bro. Like if you look
• 20:55
  at the fucking about us like they're like yo, chocolate covered peanuts, like
• 21:00
  it's it's crazy. And yeah, they don't use this logo anymore as much,
• 21:03
  however, but it's still out there. How did you get that back?
• 21:07
  How old is that bag? First of all, so in certain parts
• 21:11
  of Spain, like if you go to the factory you can get it.
• 21:12
  And my girlfriend got me this like care package of like all these other ones.
• 21:17
  However, there's these other variations of it that taste really good. I
• 21:21
  was like damn, like they put real It's something when you eat foreign ship
• 21:23
  bro like even I have chocolate from Germany. That ship is far yours.
• 21:29
  That ship hits different way different. You look at everything. Turtle chocolate.
• 21:33
  My friend she's in the air Force. I have a couple of friends in
• 21:37
  the Air Force. And she was out in Germany and she brought me back
• 21:40
  a box full of turtle chocolates. I fucked those things up. And I
• 21:44
  don't even like sweets like that. I'm a big sweets person. I have
• 21:48
  a big fucking sweet too. You got a fucking sour ass food. Yeah,
• 21:52
  I don't like sweets. I like salt, Yeah, like sour candy.
• 21:55
  Like if I get candy, I gotta get. I don't eat candy,
• 21:57
  period. I don't like candy, but I like salt, like chips,
• 22:00
  like a fuck about family sized chips. I wasn't ask you of talking
• 22:06
  about eating. What's why you all fucking panties in a bunch over fucking deer
• 22:11
  John or John Deere, whatever your little restaurant you go to is about John
• 22:17
  TATM is gonna come out like what you said? So, like what is
• 22:22
  it? It was? So I went I went there not too long ago,
• 22:26
  like last week, and then I usually asked, you know, what's
• 22:30
  the chef special, right, and then like the bartender talked it up.
• 22:33
  I was like, yeah, you know what, I usually come in here
• 22:34
  and I get a steak. You know. I'm like, I usually get
• 22:37
  the steak, and just you should have just done that. Then it was
• 22:40
  mad that you you tried something, yeah, something, because I always liked
• 22:45
  that because whatever, it's the chef special, like it's something that's not on
• 22:48
  the menu yet, so I wanted to try. I was like, oh
• 22:49
  damn, the chef's been working on it. And the last time I was
• 22:52
  there, I had this lamp chops that had they came with this like uh
• 22:56
  this like green apple sauce. It was like a parade. That was great.
• 22:59
  It was like fucking delicious, right, and I was like, yo,
• 23:02
  I've been waiting for that ship to come back. And then this time
• 23:03
  I was like, yeah, I usually get like a you know, like
• 23:06
  a steak. I was like, what do they have on today? And
• 23:07
  like the way she described it, it just I was like it sounded like
• 23:11
  a steak. Bro Like it really did sound like a fucking steak. And
• 23:15
  I told my lady she described it then let me let me figure she was
• 23:18
  like. She was like, she was like, it's a it's a what
• 23:22
  is it. It's an age cut of meat and it's been it's it's been
• 23:25
  marinated or it's and then it's like it's grilled. Like I was like,
• 23:26
  all right, cool, So it's it's like beef. I can cut it
• 23:30
  with. And I even asked her. I was, I can cut it
• 23:30
  with like a knife and fork. I was like a steak, you know.
• 23:33
  I was like, and I was like, all right, cool,
• 23:34
  let me get the blue cheese on top of it, too. Bro.
• 23:37
  This ship was like soft ass oxtail type of meat and that I hate that
• 23:41
  texture. Bro. Nothing pisces me off more than like that fatty fucking texture
• 23:45
  like you know, like brisket, Like when you like, if somebody gives
• 23:48
  me brisket, like I'll literally get a knife and take the top layer off
• 23:51
  and give me the just the meat like gives it to me. Yeah,
• 23:55
  Like I just it's something about that fatty texture, maybe because I've been that
• 23:57
  texture in certain parts of you, like you know what I mean, Like
• 24:02
  I don't want to add no more like a cannibal when you party like com
• 24:06
  on me, mean like you just don't want to eat no more? So
• 24:10
  I just don't like it, bro, So what was it? It just
• 24:15
  it just tasted Like why didn't you just I mean you, why don't you
• 24:18
  bust the care and be like I don't like it? I did and I
• 24:22
  ordered another steak And you won't go back there because he gave you a bad
• 24:25
  recommendation. It's about that the stupid chef decided to make that ship that day,
• 24:30
  Like, oh, I'm not mad at the bar tender. What did
• 24:33
  you pay for two steaks or one? I got a discount on the first
• 24:37
  one, but I still had to pay for discount. Yeah, it's a
• 24:41
  fucking high end restaurant. Made him. He made the chef make the special
• 24:45
  for him, like of course I would make him pay yeah, like like
• 24:49
  and it took a while to get my second fucking stake because you can tell
• 24:52
  us. You could tell the chef was like respected, like yeah, he
• 24:56
  was, like you didn't like the specials? Like yeah, no, take
• 24:57
  this ship back, bro, I would that BJ's restaurant. First of all,
• 25:00
  you does not get there and we can't up and we gave you every
• 25:12
  year everybody, how did you use that to use a promo code at the
• 25:18
  restaurant for your Disney the fucking promo code for high end. Fucking exactly before
• 25:22
  are you talking about here? Zooki's here, Zooki's here? Dog? You
• 25:26
  don't you don't. You could just tell him it's your birthday. I'm telling
• 25:30
  you right now, dog, it's We can work at BJ's to steal condiments.
• 25:36
  That's literally the only reason you worked there. One of the first things
• 25:38
  my mom taught me corporate Look, I don't, Yeah, I don't do
• 25:42
  it. If you work at a home, yeah, you work at like
• 25:45
  a small like dear John's. O, don't do it. You try this
• 25:48
  on the Michelan. Fucking that's the best. When I get you calling your
• 25:56
  favorite restaurant what I want to call it? That is the name John Deere,
• 26:00
  isn't it John Deere? Stupid jobs whatever? I'm confused. It's the
• 26:04
  same ship, Daisy. You have a favorite restaurant, I like like Louis
• 26:11
  Burger's, my dog. I like the bacon cheese we combo tames, Toms,
• 26:18
  Okay Burger, any of the like burger spots. I'm a real simple
• 26:22
  girl. I like meal, bacon, cheese, wear combo with extra crispy
• 26:26
  yellow paper and some thousand nine interesting Yeah, and the fat fries, Yeah,
• 26:30
  but no, I like them crispy, though I do like. I
• 26:33
  don't like, like, you know, there's a lot of potato in the
• 26:34
  fries some of those hood spots. I don't like, like a fat burger.
• 26:40
  No, I don't like fat. I don't like. I don't like
• 26:41
  chain restaurants like that. I like like like smaller chains from the hood.
• 26:45
  Yeah, yeah, I like those dangerous man like Delicious has got some bomb
• 26:51
  ass food, bro, But like I rather I'd rather like put the fucking
• 26:53
  white guy that works for Uber eight through that dangerous zone and delivered my ship.
• 26:59
  Uh oh, you're not from that. We were gonna fight. I
• 27:00
  live in the hood, don't get me wrong. I just I just know.
• 27:03
  I was like, we're as hot as hot. I'm not going past
• 27:06
  Vernon shit like, like, but what happened to us? Trolling Pam Tams?
• 27:10
  Remember we made a account? You did it? I did. Why
• 27:15
  we were gonna tell we were gonna start beefing with all the other restaurants and
• 27:18
  be like, Yo, there's TAM's way bet McDonald's. That's funny, and
• 27:21
  you told that, Yeah, it give me like four hundred bucks for yeah
• 27:26
  it. No, they didn't have it. They didn't have it. Tams
• 27:27
  was like at towns by Twitter. We made it and then we were gonna
• 27:30
  start trolling and fun because we made it. And I was just like he
• 27:34
  started kind of posting on it and we kind of did it. Yeah,
• 27:41
  I like I like me some. I don't do fancy ship, to be
• 27:45
  honest, I'm very single, haven't been on a date in a very long
• 27:49
  time, so I'm not a very picky girl. Food. You were married
• 27:53
  before. I was for ten years. Damn ten years a wifey bitches,
• 28:00
  like right right out of high school. Like, yeah, pretty much.
• 28:03
  I got married a year after I graduated high school. I got pregnant and
• 28:06
  married. I told him though, like we're getting married because I'm not a
• 28:11
  baby mama, I'm a wife, so we're gonna do this, and so
• 28:14
  we did, got married. I divorced him six years ago. Yeah.
• 28:19
  I like how she told him marrying me and then when she was ready.
• 28:26
  Yeah, you know, you know I would have stayed with him. I
• 28:33
  would have stayed with him. I really loved my ex husband, but he
• 28:37
  uh, he was so he never kept a job and I was the next
• 28:41
  year. I'm a hustler. I'm a hustler. It was the next year
• 28:45
  X. You would come in here, it was dating some girl. X
• 28:48
  you would come in here every day bragging about how he didn't have to pay
• 28:51
  for weed. No more, like it was the fucking gift of God.
• 28:55
  Like and I'm just like, bro, I can't imagine if this bitch paid
• 28:57
  a light bill for you. But yeah, like, like you know,
• 29:00
  but how are you gonna say, I live on my own. I don't
• 29:03
  know what that's like. But like, if you had it like that,
• 29:07
  I feel like you would you were spoiled. That's different. Just sometimes when
• 29:11
  you pay for everything and if someone gives you a little something like offered.
• 29:14
  Well, I'm gonna tell you, I've never had a dude buy me anything.
• 29:19
  I've never got ever, not even a Christmas for anything. You were
• 29:22
  married for ten years. Why did you marry him? Because I look,
• 29:32
  I wanted she wanted to cool in the morning years. Swear to God,
• 29:38
  speach just floated your flowers. I don't like gifts, Like I'm talking about
• 29:44
  flowers from like the freeway. Okay, the freeway, I got those,
• 29:48
  But you're talking about like a gift giving. Never got into it. No,
• 29:52
  No, I think he got me. I think one one mothers that
• 29:56
  he got me the Bruno Marsity and Rose. I know it's just for real
• 30:02
  because she remembers the album. Yeah, it was Unorthodox Drew Box. It
• 30:07
  was that album and I love Bruno, so I was cool about it.
• 30:08
  But that was the only time that he ever got me anything. I was
• 30:11
  married ten years. I left him like six times in between, and it
• 30:15
  was all because he couldn't fucking keep a job. And I'm telling you,
• 30:18
  like, I'm a hustler. I've been a hairdresser for thirteen years. I've
• 30:21
  had my own business, I have a clientele. I'm a bad bitch,
• 30:26
  you know. And now I'm doing comedy and I'm making money with that and
• 30:29
  I've only been doing it a year. So I'm when I want something,
• 30:33
  I go hard on it, and this will He just wanted a chill like.
• 30:37
  It was really annoying. I would get home from work from working like
• 30:41
  twelve hours and he'd be like, you're hungry, and I'm like, hell,
• 30:44
  yeah, is that right? Let me have your deper card and your
• 30:45
  keys and ogle something yep, And then I will just go because I'm tired
• 30:52
  and I'm hungry. You know, so I had food, Dude, I
• 30:56
  was paying so embarrassing. I was paying for his car, his phone bill,
• 31:02
  his student loans, credit cards. Everything. Find was this food,
• 31:06
  like I love, dog, Like I'm a realized I'm a real dumb ass
• 31:11
  bitch, but you know, like I was real, Like I just I
• 31:14
  saw a family. I wanted a family. I had that, you know,
• 31:18
  but it's just and I gave him. I told him that when I
• 31:21
  married him, I said, in ten years, I want my house and
• 31:22
  I want my wedding. Like this courtship is cool for now, but in
• 31:26
  ten years, I'm giving you ten fucking years. And ten years later,
• 31:30
  he didn't have a bank account like this. He's a loser, he's a
• 31:36
  bummer. How many times did he make i'm in PC unplayable character? How
• 31:40
  many times did it make you look bad? As in like you hooked them
• 31:42
  up with the job, dud and just made that's worse, Like I hate.
• 31:48
  I hate when I help people with the job. I'm looking at I'm
• 31:49
  like, look, dog, this is I'm doing you a favor. This
• 31:52
  person is a hardworking person. They're looking at me like, do you is
• 31:56
  they gonna come through? And I know you said, yeah, my man's
• 31:57
  gonna come through. This time I saw I saw a truck that said now
• 32:01
  hiring, and I called them and I said, my husband's looking for the
• 32:06
  job. So people do call those this who got mad and they were like
• 32:13
  I talked to them and he was like, oh, Like in the back
• 32:16
  he's like, and I'm over here, like please please get me a call
• 32:21
  back if you know, if this interests you and stuff, and then I
• 32:23
  hung up. He's like, damn, babe, professional. I'm like,
• 32:30
  motherfucker, I signed up up for school. Oh my god, like you
• 32:34
  were trying to make this work. I was because I'm I'm a wife.
• 32:38
  And now I feel you know, like you like you you had, you
• 32:40
  had all the pieces to the puzzles, so like he had every he had
• 32:44
  all the potential in the world. He just doesn't use it. You were
• 32:46
  a writer f him too, rudy for I can tell you know what I
• 32:52
  can tell he tried a lot everywhere done you were done. You're like,
• 32:55
  dude, there is there's yeah that job. We would fuck and I would
• 33:00
  turn around rom eyes into my fucking pillow and just be like, fucking get
• 33:05
  it over with dog Like the last like six months of our relationship. It
• 33:07
  was like, I wonder if I've ever been there. They're just like,
• 33:13
  yeah, Doggie, start rolling their eyes. Yeah all right. You know
• 33:17
  it sucks, dude, there's no more love. Fighting over every little thing.
• 33:22
  He thought I was cheating on him. He accused me of doing porn.
• 33:25
  He oh what what dude? He saw this bitch, right, he
• 33:31
  saw this bitch. And then he sends me this video. He's like,
• 33:34
  that's you. And I was like, motherfucker, that bitch is pussy is
• 33:37
  perfect. That is not me. Her asshole is pink. And she says
• 33:44
  peru and the hashtag bitch, what are you talking about? Let me ask
• 33:51
  you this does? Does he has? He has? He got in the
• 33:52
  job since no, damn, he's been a trailer with his grandma. Oh
• 33:59
  my god. That he had a job. He had a job guys for
• 34:01
  a year. And I was actually like, oh god, he got a
• 34:05
  job. And I was like, telling you it's my son's and I was
• 34:07
  like, so her dad's working. They're like yeah, And I was like,
• 34:08
  cool, well tell him to pay for your phone bill now, you
• 34:12
  know. And then he was giving me a hundred Bucks, and I was
• 34:14
  like, oh my god, one hundred dollars from this food, like crazy,
• 34:17
  right, never got a cent from him before. And then he quit
• 34:22
  like a couple of months ago, and now he's unemployed again. So he
• 34:25
  was a solid year he was working. So I was pretty proud of him.
• 34:28
  But after that, I was like, I got a question for you.
• 34:30
  I mean, not that I feel bad for him, but like,
• 34:32
  I can't imagine myself hearing this. He doesn't feel bad on stage. I
• 34:37
  don't talk about him on stage. I've never talked about amongstage. But I
• 34:42
  think the only time I talked about amongstage was when I said, like,
• 34:45
  I pulled it out of the freeway and a bum came and I gave him
• 34:49
  a dollar and he said, damn baby, if they look like you out
• 34:52
  there, you know I'm gonna get my shit together. And like that's the
• 34:54
  second time someone told me that. And he still has more potential than my
• 34:58
  existence. But I don't talk about my ex husband. I don't even talk
• 35:02
  about my sex life or dating life or nothing on stage. I would have
• 35:06
  I would have thought, I'm like, man, I was like, yeah,
• 35:07
  I've never seen any of your stand up, so I was like,
• 35:10
  fuck, I was like, only make she moost go hard. That's exactly
• 35:13
  what I thought. I've heard shit like that. That's why I've heard it
• 35:15
  like that round my bro. That significant other is going to hear you say
• 35:19
  this about him with like my clients or my friends and shit, they're like,
• 35:22
  oh my god, you should say this on stage. And I'm like,
• 35:24
  I don't want to start my career as being a better baby mama.
• 35:29
  I don't want that good car. I'm doing a totally different I talked about
• 35:35
  my kids. I thought that's my Like. I talked my son's fifteen.
• 35:37
  He's jacking off now, and I'm like, talk about that shit. You
• 35:42
  know my little one, he's cute, he's a good kid. He doesn't
• 35:45
  have silver teeth, you know what I mean. That's great. I talk
• 35:47
  about my fupa. I talk about myself, my hairdresser, my clients,
• 35:52
  Like, I got enough, you got enough. I I don't need to
• 35:54
  bring I talk about white people, black people like that. I talk about
• 35:59
  my ex husband and not yet, but when I do, bitch, it's
• 36:05
  gonna She's like when I get that special yeah, legit. Like I feel
• 36:09
  like my story is so unique in like not the best way but it is
• 36:15
  really different, you know. So I feel like I got a lot to
• 36:17
  say. I've heard some comics say some ship about their bay mamas. Where
• 36:21
  the bay mama brought it in court told the lawyer, he says, this
• 36:23
  built me on stage. Ye, and it's like hurt. So he can't
• 36:30
  even say that. No, I don't know, he doesn't. He doesn't
• 36:35
  fucking doesn't have a bank account like this. It doesn't exist in the world.
• 36:39
  Yeah, like that. I mean, I know, it's just crazy
• 36:44
  because they have a social Security number. I have it, I know it.
• 36:49
  I know all of his legal ships everything. Would you hold on extold?
• 36:52
  Would you like serious question, if you got a ship together, would
• 36:55
  you try to make it work again? He sent all those porn videos to
• 37:01
  my parents and said that they were oh whoa, Yeah, I throw the
• 37:07
  whole dude away. After that, I said, there's no chance at all.
• 37:12
  So yeah, I mean, and it's not you. So but it's
• 37:15
  still though, like it wasn't me. It wasn't me. I wish fuck
• 37:20
  I would have money, but nah, yeah, all my nudes are free.
• 37:25
  How many how many years you've been a hairdresser? Thirteen thirteen years?
• 37:30
  What your t your mom showed you to do that, or you went to
• 37:31
  school. I went to school. Yeah, I decided when I was Uh.
• 37:36
  I started doing hair when I was like twenty one, and then at
• 37:38
  twenty two I got my license. I've been I was at a salon for
• 37:44
  like eight years and like one of those thing what I no, this was
• 37:46
  a high end salon in Downy because you know how I read that, like
• 37:50
  that's where a lot of food start. Like you know, I'm cute,
• 37:52
  so it's not gonna happen. Uh. She's like my clients were gay and
• 37:57
  they called me bab. I gotta adk you must he was here all the
• 38:00
  cheese men from hairdress sometimes was juicy here like gay cheese man or woman cheese
• 38:07
  man, all the I really gay people. No more. Dog. I'm
• 38:10
  not even gonna lie, whoa, whoa, what happened. I had a
• 38:15
  lot of gay friends and they're cool and everything, but I just that's a
• 38:19
  lot of drama and I'm not I'm not about the drama. I'm not about
• 38:22
  the the feet getting in your feelings about ship. Like I'm a guys girl,
• 38:28
  so I funk with dudes. Dudes like, don't don't come at me
• 38:30
  with the I don't. I feel like you're neglecting me, and I'm just
• 38:36
  like, shut the fuck up and be an adult. Go go go to
• 38:38
  your job and I'll see you. When I spoke some we you know what
• 38:40
  I mean. Hell like you didn't you didn't hit him up on their birthday
• 38:45
  type ship. Yes, yeah, that's the god. That is literally one
• 38:51
  of the issues that I had with my with my old best friends, right.
• 38:53
  He got pissed that dice on the day before his birthday. I gave
• 38:59
  him a hug and sad birthday and I didn't call him her FaceTime in the
• 39:01
  day of and he threw a failver and I'm like, it says it's his
• 39:07
  birthday month. Bach, Come on, you should fucking know. That's so
• 39:09
  nice that your gay boys when you want to write gay boys. When I
• 39:13
  when I'm at e DC with I don't think it's I was like countdown.
• 39:22
  I was a countdown and uh. I went with my homegirl and she brought
• 39:24
  She was like, I'm gonna bring some of my friends. I was like,
• 39:27
  cool. She brought like four of them, and I thought I was
• 39:29
  looking like a pimp and ship and a player. And my home was like,
• 39:31
  you were just looking like their gay friend with a good drug dog.
• 39:35
  And I was like, oh man, I was out there my cast house.
• 39:38
  You don't know how to You're bad at reading, so said, oh,
• 39:42
  this one was probably just fucking you're you're the word. There's been countless
• 39:45
  times where you're bad at reading scigns. But you should really either get a
• 39:47
  book or know, like like it just like, well, you can't read
• 39:52
  signs. Like He's like, He's like, that's what that meant? What
• 39:53
  did it bring up last time? I was like, you know, when
• 39:55
  you're on a date and she just shudding suddenly gets your period. I was
• 39:59
  like, in the middle of the day, that means that she's texting another
• 40:02
  dude and she probably has to go yeah. And he's like what, He's
• 40:06
  like, you want me to go about you some time? He's He's like,
• 40:09
  man, they've told me there's so many tours. No, I told
• 40:14
  you. I've been told the same month that the division had a period.
• 40:16
  And I was like, wait, if you told me it's two weeks ago,
• 40:19
  that makes no sense. She probably had another disappointment or some nothing something
• 40:28
  else and I didn't catch I was like, oh man, this sucks.
• 40:30
  Yeah, utue period a lot. You know, we got that's bag.
• 40:35
  I feel you had a condition. He was twenty fourteen months of the of
• 40:39
  the month. That's ucks, you know. We got Keith Harry. I
• 40:44
  remember how to one night stand with a shoddy This. A year later,
• 40:47
  I saw her on the porn hub. Some dude had to uploaded a video
• 40:52
  of her getting railed without her permission. She tried to sue him and didn't
• 40:57
  win. Damn Mussag sued him before they had they passed that law. Yeah.
• 41:00
  Now, yeah, there's a lot of chicks that cried about that,
• 41:04
  and they went to court, went to the Supreme Court, you know,
• 41:06
  and I get it. A bunch of the bitches that cried, a boy,
• 41:08
  it's fucked up, you know, Like I get That's what I would
• 41:12
  have been crying. That's why I said, I get it. I was
• 41:15
  like, but they got hurt in Congress, and like I saw, I
• 41:17
  followed up. I was like, damn, because there was like what like
• 41:21
  there was somebody that like, I was like, damn just went to jail
• 41:24
  for what I was. Yeah, like bench porn. There's no video out
• 41:28
  there, there's no video out there there. You're like, I'm so glad
• 41:30
  that videos I got a lot of ship out there. Yeah, I'm sure
• 41:35
  you. I feel like I got to be proud of it though, Like
• 41:37
  I've been teaching these you know what I mean stuff. Yeah, you got
• 41:40
  nothing out there that you'd be like, like, what like if somebody like
• 41:45
  leaves my dig pic or something like that, Yeah you got there's a dick
• 41:47
  pic of I don't care. Yeah, I wouldn't get that. To be
• 41:51
  honest, ladies own dick pick. You don't care. The thing is that
• 41:54
  I know who who has what, so if anything were to come out that
• 42:00
  doesn't make sense. It's not like it's not like I was fucking pretty newspapers.
• 42:04
  He's like, you get a dick pie. There's a time where a
• 42:06
  couple who are more than a few guys got some pictures of my tips.
• 42:09
  Okay, see that's the worst when like let those let that be my picture,
• 42:14
  like my picture. Yeah, I don't care. You get what I
• 42:16
  mean by that, Like, I don't don't like groups. And this ship,
• 42:20
  even if it is in the same outfit, just a completely different picture
• 42:22
  with a different post, you know, like this time go like this for
• 42:25
  me, like just so I know it's mine, Yeah, I know it's
• 42:30
  mine. Yeah, actually's the type to send the big pic next door.
• 42:35
  I think got they can give me some character and ship, like send me
• 42:40
  send me a picture of his dick with a bottle of beer bottle next to
• 42:45
  it to compare the size. It's a great size. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:47
  I use a can instead. You know, I like how you winked at
• 42:53
  him, though you know I looked at the camera. I don't it so
• 43:00
  now you're blinking it right. I was bringing that right through the camera.
• 43:02
  I don't even know who was always blinking at the dogs. Actually comes one
• 43:07
  of those drunks where it's like, man, if he blinks a you sober?
• 43:09
  I'm like, I don't want to drink. What's He's a touchy drunk.
• 43:13
  That's funny. I'm a touchy I'm a touchy person period. Yeah.
• 43:17
  The top I was like, who you never hugged me? Get off me,
• 43:20
  that's funny. I'm drunk. I need something to keep me stable.
• 43:22
  Though. Chili dude different, Yeah, dude, hug Chili. She's there,
• 43:30
  shout out Chili. Millis always doing, always doing the fast flyers,
• 43:37
  little uh fairy god parents design you get rid of the ten? Yeah,
• 43:40
  I think of the most part, not that you made him but kind of
• 43:44
  made him. We're like, you buy these hats, you're gonna get some
• 43:45
  good rosin. You gotta sick caddies on. I like the purp, I
• 43:49
  mean the pink, thank you. You know what I'm actually I'm not actually
• 43:52
  gonna be when I go through stuff a ton con with a plus products because
• 43:58
  that that's with all the fucking signs that I do and ship like that.
• 44:00
  So I figured I'm like, I'd be perfect for a place like that.
• 44:02
  There's that I don't know. I think it's sometimes in like February, we
• 44:07
  got to ask, Oh, you have kids, kids watch cartoons? Are
• 44:09
  there as much in cartoon Disease? Not? Really? They like YouTube,
• 44:14
  they probably watched They probably watch like YouTubers, And yeah, they watch YouTubers,
• 44:17
  watch people play games, like just play the games yourself. That ship
• 44:25
  trists me out everything, y'all. I buy my kids everything. I can't
• 44:30
  see myself like watching somebody else play like you know, when I was a
• 44:35
  kid, that would get mad watching my other because it's not you have the
• 44:37
  wrong. You guys are wrong. You guys are completely wrong. These watching
• 44:42
  kids watching other kids play video games. It's like us watching sports yeah,
• 44:46
  I feel the same thing. I hate that we talked ship on these kids.
• 44:51
  Really No, yes, it's the concept though. That guy's way better
• 44:52
  than me at doing this and I'd rather watch them. It's like saying,
• 44:57
  well, you can play soccer, but I'd rather watch game of soccer to
• 45:01
  a fucking video. It's physical versus buttons, you know what I mean?
• 45:07
  Like, you will never be in the in the fucking MLS. I'm surprised
• 45:12
  you will never be in there. We'll never play in the TV. That's
• 45:15
  cool to watch other people perform like that, but when you're watching somebody press
• 45:19
  X, Y and Z three hundred times and you're just sitting there like,
• 45:23
  and they got three hundred kills something you'll never get, just like you'll never
• 45:29
  aspire to. That's not because there is money behind it, you guys sound
• 45:34
  like, no, there is, Like my dad, how good I am
• 45:37
  am? How good? Do you think? Like all these foods are gonna
• 45:40
  realistically get like I would? I would much rather dream of their dog,
• 45:45
  let them dream of it, Like it just seems like, yeah, my
• 45:46
  ex husband drump for ten years though. Yeah, at some point you gotta
• 45:52
  wake up and try something else, bro and sleep in a different bed.
• 45:55
  You don't see what kind of dreams come out of there. Yeah, my
• 45:59
  kids are cool though. My older son plays Call of Duty yeah, and
• 46:04
  my little one plays Fortnite. Like I could, I could, like I
• 46:07
  could see like if you're if you're trying to learn how to stream, like
• 46:09
  are they streaming themselves? Okay? See that's what I'm saying, Like,
• 46:13
  yeah, like I'm not paying for that ship, Like if that's something,
• 46:15
  that's another but whether but whether like let's just say you're not gonna pay,
• 46:20
  they're gonna if they really wanted it, they're probably gonna find it homie and
• 46:22
  be like, hey, bro, let's worry meet up and play. You
• 46:23
  know what I'm saying. But like that's not really where it's going. Like
• 46:25
  you recognize that, you're like, hey, you foods are just doing this
• 46:28
  ship as a pastime. I would be a lot better to invest your time
• 46:31
  like, but like, don't get me wrong, that's like having kids is
• 46:34
  fucking scary. That's just scares the funk out of me. My year old
• 46:37
  watches God's and that's a very whole He's like like and he gets the number
• 46:50
  ones all the time, all the time. You haven't shown the American version.
• 46:53
  He know, Yeah, he likes watching Karen videos with me. Me
• 46:59
  and my y old will watch Karen videos or we'll watch like fighting videos.
• 47:04
  I'm a piss off. You have kids asking did your kids watch Ryan's World?
• 47:07
  Do you know Ryan's World? Yeah? I do know that. That's
• 47:14
  why I fended it up. And year old killing a dog millionaire status that
• 47:21
  his parents are going to Macaulay Coke and him and then everybody. Yeah,
• 47:23
  if nobody can see that from now, like that's weird because like they are
• 47:27
  definitely gonna Would you do that with your kids if your kids said, I
• 47:30
  want to know if they had if they actually had like a talent, yeah,
• 47:35
  I would exploit the ship out of it. I don't think it was
• 47:37
  a talent. I think it was a parents pushing it a lot too.
• 47:42
  I say that, but he has personality dog. You can't fake that.
• 47:45
  You can't get that pushed on you. Like, my older son and my
• 47:49
  little one are totally different. They're seven years apart. They're so different.
• 47:52
  Dude. My older son mad chill, super fucking chill. He's like mister
• 47:58
  Coogan has an Edgar haircut. Really, it's really embarrassing. He's how do
• 48:02
  you handle that? How do you tell him to get rid of it?
• 48:05
  Because I mean every day of his life, and do you think it's to
• 48:07
  them? It's it's like it's like rebelling against my mom. For sure.
• 48:10
  He enjoys telling me that he's not gonna get a cut. I just hope
• 48:15
  he doesn't get to the best of bloom my hair cut because once I'm gonna
• 48:19
  just own him. Like he's almost old enough. He's worth one hundred mil.
• 48:22
  Yeah, look at him. He has personality though you can't fake that.
• 48:28
  Like my my little one has mad personality. My little one is just
• 48:31
  like me. He's really like outgoing friendly, he's funny, he's quick and
• 48:37
  witty. And my older one is he's quick too and witty, but he's
• 48:39
  more chill, way more chill. What then does this one dude? She
• 48:46
  makes videos with her dad? Okay, mister is pretty entertaining though, like
• 48:50
  I recently been getting into him, and like I've been watching a lot for
• 48:53
  the community too, Yeah, like I've been, and I'm like, man,
• 48:57
  think you can't, like you can't hate all his food, like he
• 49:00
  he's out there giving black kids in Africa water and ship You know what,
• 49:02
  I mean like he's building. Yeah, like like what the fuck? Bro
• 49:07
  was like like like he's at least doing something cool with his money. He
• 49:09
  puts a bunch of white trash in these fucking level competitions, like I'll spend
• 49:13
  thirty days in this store, made a munch million for much money. I
• 49:16
  mean, hey, we can, we can, we can literally to buy
• 49:20
  that out by like Salmon. Like, honestly, I feel like knowing there's
• 49:22
  something missing with that guy. I feel like it's not like he's island.
• 49:27
  Yeah, he does give me up island vibes. He does give me like
• 49:31
  Joe Gates. Gates, he's he's he's he's doing these good deeds and good
• 49:37
  acages. So when something comes out of him, he's like, whoa,
• 49:39
  I did donate a million dollars. Yeah for everyone that I built, I'm
• 49:44
  less than only one kid that's gonna be Bill Gates. Excuse He's like,
• 49:49
  well you see how much he was like, hold weals I was allowed to
• 49:52
  get one. Yeah, like fucking Dave Chappelle's specialisticks and stones when he said
• 49:59
  he said, you guys, you get fucking molested by Michael Jackson. It's
• 50:02
  Michael Jackson. You could have got molested by her uncle. Yeah, it's
• 50:07
  like you're winning, You're winning. You motherfuckers got molested by somebody in your
• 50:09
  family. This motherfucker started up here. Yeah he was like he knew he
• 50:16
  was good looking at that point, now that she brings it up, no,
• 50:22
  no, no, yes, you would have. You would have been
• 50:25
  at fucking Wonderland Island whatever he calls it, and you look at your fucking
• 50:29
  water like you would have been at Michael Jackson's. I would have been at
• 50:36
  Gloria Travis. Okay, and the same ship that's bloody dogs got fucking blocked
• 50:44
  up for the same ship. My parents were involved, Xavier and did not
• 50:47
  just let me go in an injury or would let me go to going Like
• 50:51
  I wasn't even allowed to sleep over somebody else's house, even if they were
• 50:53
  family, So like my parents knew a get down. Look, my parents
• 50:57
  never let me spend the night at any friend's house and never let me spend
• 50:59
  the any family member's house. But they shipped me off to Mexico for two
• 51:04
  months every fucking summer. I never even got that I did. But who
• 51:07
  did you stay with? Though? My grandma? But there you go.
• 51:09
  Well, my family my uncles lived there really, like I didn't know them.
• 51:14
  Yeah, you feel like your parents would pawn you off. It'd be
• 51:15
  like, hey, fucking m Blanco is having a camp. Send xamer over
• 51:20
  there. And then I'll be honest, and I hate that you mentioned it.
• 51:25
  I was that I was that kid that got picked up for soccer games.
• 51:29
  I'll be waiting listed everybody outside with my taca bon and some white parents
• 51:32
  would show up and like kind of the hood and I'm like they're like you
• 51:36
  ready to go, and I'm like yeah, and the oranges in the back
• 51:38
  raight to go. I'm like, fuck yeah, my dadd be at work.
• 51:42
  And that was the dog, so yeah, dog, I could have
• 51:45
  maybe got molested on one of those fucking trips. O your brain blocks off
• 51:49
  those memories of hey, no stop and you have you ever had that ship
• 51:57
  like new memories unlocked? Yeah, like that's a real thing. Like I
• 52:00
  thought it smell something. I thought it was rhyah, like they're certain shit,
• 52:05
  and I'm like, I really do think about it. I was like,
• 52:07
  I wonder if I forgot these memories because of the amount of weed that
• 52:09
  I smoked, or is it just happens over time? But then I'm like
• 52:15
  no. But then when I have these new memories on lock, like let's
• 52:16
  just say, I'm like, like I see something, I'm like, oh,
• 52:20
  that something that reminded me. I'm like, yo, I used to
• 52:22
  play with something like that when I was a kid. And then you're like,
• 52:24
  what the fuck what happened to that? And you go into this whole
• 52:28
  thing and I'm like, how come I didn't remember that? Like that shit
• 52:30
  tricks me out. Your your memory literally does that. It'll block things off
• 52:35
  until but like not all of them are bad memories or something like that.
• 52:37
  Like sometimes I'll be like, yo, I remember I used to play with
• 52:40
  that at my cousin's house and I haven't seen them for sixteen years. Holy
• 52:44
  shit, I remember that shit. Yeah yeah, Like there's nothing better than
• 52:46
  like trying to find out like a throwback. And you go down your memory
• 52:50
  list of like my Google files and I'm talking like twenty eighteen. You're like,
• 52:53
  oh my god, isn't that long? No? No, later,
• 52:58
  like twenty fifteen year right right, I go all way to the bottom like
• 53:00
  twenty fifteen or something, And to me, that's a loglog a long time.
• 53:02
  I just I just wish I still had my MySpace. My MySpace was
• 53:07
  popping. You can't log in. I tried to lig in lot. I
• 53:09
  don't remember my password or my email. I don't remember ship from that,
• 53:14
  but I had a lot of my stuff on there. That's why I tell
• 53:16
  people to it's I mean, during like the whole conspiracy fucking thing last year
• 53:21
  where my Space and Facebook was deleting everybody, a lot of the a lot
• 53:24
  of people's facebooks got deleted for posting some conspiracy ship and a lot of memories
• 53:29
  got lost and there's no getting those backs. I told a lot of people,
• 53:34
  I'm like, careful what you post because there's a lot of memories you
• 53:36
  have on Facebook. Like you said, you don't have it on a hard
• 53:37
  drive. Yeah, gone gone, And there's no such thing as like,
• 53:39
  hey, I was joking about the met Can I just get my pictures back?
• 53:45
  Nah? Facebook, don't give on fuck about me about your book alone.
• 53:49
  It's still there and I have I'm signed in still, but I don't
• 53:51
  really fuck with Facebook like that. Still. Did you ever use photo Bucket?
• 53:55
  Yes, yeah, I still have that account. I recently locked in
• 53:59
  because I got I checked my I still check my email, So I was
• 54:00
  like, your account is in danger of being deleted, and I was like,
• 54:02
  what the fuck is still has what was what was the use photo on
• 54:10
  your my space? Yeah, free size them and put them in so you
• 54:15
  can upload them from there. I still I can close my eyes and see
• 54:19
  the picture I have in my photo booket. That's crazy new memory unlocked,
• 54:24
  taking selfies before selfies or selfies. Yeah, those are just regular pictures,
• 54:30
  regular pictures. Yeah, a photo bucket though, that ship, that's I
• 54:34
  didn't that. I don't even know why. I think they're deleting all those
• 54:36
  accounts because that company is about to just be done. Yeah. Yeah,
• 54:40
  there's absolutely no need for those photo buck I'm pretty sure they got an app.
• 54:45
  I'm sure they try to stay with the times times, but nah,
• 54:50
  my space and get the out of here. You can right here too much.
• 54:54
  There's like editing, actual editing apps and ship cap cut and ship So
• 55:00
  remember Black Planet going there like racist coming from you? What it was like?
• 55:12
  It was like a mocal space. It was like what I remember,
• 55:16
  It was kind of like one of those in Black Planet. I was like,
• 55:20
  that was like the hood ass one. Yeah it sounds like, yeah,
• 55:25
  that ship was crazy dog funny. Did you ever call the party line.
• 55:30
  Yeah, I did the loop. Yeah, I was on the loop
• 55:35
  the loop. Hello step dog girl here, I'm over here. Yeah,
• 55:39
  these bitches suck, dude. I can never do that stupid voice. I
• 55:44
  tried though, I could never do thatlla voice. You know what it is?
• 55:52
  Whatever? Yeah, for real, And and Foods would just come on
• 55:57
  there just to fucking gang bang on foods, dog. Yeah, to go
• 56:00
  on there to flirt. If you went into like the main rooms, that'll
• 56:02
  be like, hey, we'll show up. This is such and such from
• 56:05
  this audio and this that it's just talking mad ship and I'm just like,
• 56:07
  how funk is this? Then you just clicked the next the next room,
• 56:10
  and it'll be like say hello, yeah, and then yeah they sent you
• 56:17
  that part. That part that party line was fucking sick, dog. I
• 56:21
  don't think I ever did. But I've never experienced all that old are you
• 56:24
  thirty? Let's say, yeah, you're showing your age and always calls me
• 56:31
  on it, oh your grace. Yeah, he hasn't embraced. He's still
• 56:35
  trying to hide, like check to come on. I like grays on guys.
• 56:38
  I don't don't, I don't try to hide it. They're therefore it's
• 56:42
  just you act like you called me like the other day was like, Yo,
• 56:45
  come over here, skunk. I already knew what you're talking about because
• 56:51
  you have like a weird little fucking gray patch, like you're with a girl
• 56:53
  the X Men in your head. Yeah, like yeah, Like I'm like,
• 56:58
  Yo, this is this peppy of the pew like it was just like
• 57:00
  that got canceled too. Yeah, just like him Mexican Mexican bro. I
• 57:07
  see a hot chick and I say, what's up, my mad dog?
• 57:10
  God forbid? Well it is low key on it anyways. Sometimes they're like,
• 57:15
  no, not me personally, but the girl cotgirls always say I never
• 57:19
  get hit on. Yeah, because I never get hit on, because they
• 57:23
  not that you do. But I'm pretty sure guys were like, you give
• 57:24
  me that intimidating look. I don't know what I do that bitch. Just
• 57:29
  don't get hit on. Dog. It's because I'm the only good looking from
• 57:32
  the TSU. I get hit on a lat only while I'm driving. Have
• 57:38
  ever got hit? You never got got hit? I never got hit.
• 57:44
  Have you got hit on after your shows? Because I mean, you do
• 57:46
  stand up and I'm pretty sure no, I don't. I don't get h
• 57:50
  on. No, I don't get hit on. I don't know, a
• 57:52
  little hard to believe. Yeah, so do I like Chilli like all these
• 57:55
  all these girls, say that yourself right now, just mean with the guys.
• 58:02
  Let me look at your DMS, and I bet you it's a bunch
• 58:05
  of battles, not like battles, but I'm sure I'll show you right now.
• 58:08
  You're like literally the only dude on here. He's on checking no dudes
• 58:15
  because these girls, she says, she doesn't gonna get on my dude,
• 58:17
  She's just gonna show you. No, she's showing us because I told her.
• 58:22
  I was like, I bet she's a bunch of about the dudes in
• 58:23
  the d MS, bunch of girls the comics with girl. That's a girl.
• 58:32
  All right, Well, y'all hear y'all heard it? Hear homies,
• 58:36
  go ahead, go ahead on her? Tell me is it Patreon time?
• 58:43
  Let's read the supercht You actually got a mic, Let's do it. You
• 58:49
  don't want to be here for the super Chats? All right? Xavier takeover?
• 58:54
  You know it? You speaking of the double picture of my ex husband
• 59:00
  just popped up. Boy, same fucking sweater I bought them ten years ago.
• 59:06
  Google, does that ship you bring he brings back memories. You don't
• 59:08
  tell me. I didn't even know. She didn't need to look at her
• 59:13
  nice titty she had from two thousand and nineteen. I looked like that no
• 59:16
  more she had the kid maggy. I don't show you. I have nice
• 59:22
  sins, minds. Its stayed pretty after I had my kids. So not
• 59:25
  all of us are are doomed. So we just had a We just had
• 59:29
  an episode with George press stories and George says he's never tried titty milk.
• 59:32
  No, no, And I don't know why they wouldn't like. And that's
• 59:36
  why I'm saying, if my baby mama has it, well my baby mamma
• 59:38
  wife, I'm definitely yeah, I'm putting, I'm getting some oils and getting
• 59:42
  some oils, and I'm a it's sweet milk. Yeah, the milk is
• 59:45
  sweet. Someone said it tastes like uh, frosted flakes like that after the
• 59:52
  diluted lactate, the fucking condensedment, because I diluted delicious. It's really don't
• 1:00:00
  don't drink all of it for the baby, and it's really good for you.
• 1:00:05
  Like it's gold. It's like liquid gold makes your baby grow. It
• 1:00:07
  has to be good. Yeah, my kids were on like they were on
• 1:00:12
  it for I breast when my kids two years each two years of pop.
• 1:00:17
  No formula, no formula. No, I've seen I've seen moms that camp
• 1:00:22
  breastfeed. Give it to somebody else's that can. That can. I'm like,
• 1:00:27
  well that's pretty, that's dope, but it's that good where like the
• 1:00:30
  formula. The formula you could tell. I could tell the difference between the
• 1:00:32
  baby on formula baby, my homie, that's retarded. Formula baby. He
• 1:00:37
  just walked in. We don't exactly what I'm talking about. Formula baby making
• 1:00:47
  me want to smoke Loki. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, because I
• 1:00:52
  want a man and I don't want to smell like weed all the time anymore.
• 1:00:55
  That's like my babies. I'm like, the most superficial reason of all.
• 1:01:00
  Because you want a man. I respect what you're saying, though,
• 1:01:02
  I respect what you're sa like, I feel like I smell like such a
• 1:01:06
  dude a lot of the time. Don't you just get a man that likes
• 1:01:07
  smoky weed. That's not good either, but they're not great. Hold on,
• 1:01:14
  hold hold time time. I fucking playing fuck up examer. She she
• 1:01:21
  just hasn't met like the food that fucking the food that works with the grow
• 1:01:24
  up that has a consistent job, like fucking forty hours of the week.
• 1:01:29
  She hasn't met the food that's growing mushrooms on the side. Harm. Yeah,
• 1:01:32
  I love mushrooms, by the way. Okay, So here here's my
• 1:01:36
  deal. Okay, this is why I say that my story is kind of
• 1:01:38
  unique. This last year that I've been doing comedy is really the first time
• 1:01:44
  and I'm thirty four, that I've been in public like and that I'm out
• 1:01:49
  in that I'm out in society. Okay. I've been a hairdresser for thirteen
• 1:01:52
  years. I don't cut men's hair. I only cut women's hair. So
• 1:01:55
  I'm around bitches all day, y'all. Okay. And then when I was
• 1:02:00
  like in my single era, which was like three years ago, I would
• 1:02:06
  go out and party, but like get too drunk, you know what I
• 1:02:08
  mean, just like party, Like I'd be one of those annoying ass bitches
• 1:02:12
  that were like drunk in the bar, in the club. I never felt
• 1:02:16
  like I wanted to meet a dude while I was out drinking and ship.
• 1:02:22
  Now that it's been I'm just out partying. I don't give a fuck about
• 1:02:27
  what I don't give That was me, get a dance, drink food,
• 1:02:35
  not everybody's chasing. That was me. Three years ago. I was just
• 1:02:37
  going out to drink. I didn't want to fucking I didn't feel like I
• 1:02:42
  would find a decent dude in the club, right, So I never fucking
• 1:02:46
  looked for one. I won't. Yeah, So that's when I say yeah.
• 1:02:57
  And then and then the pandemic hit, right, pandemic three years ago,
• 1:03:01
  and then we were stuck inside for a year. I had actual boyfriend
• 1:03:06
  at that time. I broke up with him and then I've been single since
• 1:03:12
  then, and I've just I work with bitches all day. That's why I
• 1:03:15
  can't be a full time lesband, because I work with bitches all day.
• 1:03:19
  I can't go home to one. To this as dramatics, as gay fools,
• 1:03:22
  the worse dog. They could actually put hands on you. Hey,
• 1:03:25
  guys, gay guys put hands on each other, Believe it or not.
• 1:03:29
  I feel bro domestic. I've never seen you fighting. It was the relationships,
• 1:03:39
  dude. Yeah, there's a lot of domestic lands you can get away
• 1:03:42
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• 1:03:52
  I know. Imagine if your boyfriend and you, you came in on
• 1:03:55
  your boyfriend and cheat on you. You're fucking boat them up dog because I
• 1:03:59
  can't do I catch my What are you fucking doing? Then she's gonna jump
• 1:04:05
  into saving because she loves them. Dude, you they might even beat you
• 1:04:11
  up dog. They might be like, bro, fuck you in your own
• 1:04:17
  yeah, dog, and they might still fuck you after You're right, dude,
• 1:04:23
  fucking a must be fighting with Kyro all the time. What's the next
• 1:04:29
  one? You mean the first one? We haven't started. I was waiting
• 1:04:32
  for you, man, You're back. J MAXX happy Mpen Wednesday. We
• 1:04:39
  don't smoke the same. Shout out to Ray Zone, Daisy Rock, Steph
• 1:04:45
  Tone and x G who are winning the fight. A gang of Goos or
• 1:04:51
  the eminem Gang. What do you mean they're bigger? Dog? What do
• 1:04:59
  you mean those are like barbaric? They're like in from the Congos, Like
• 1:05:02
  these fools are like they're like they'll eat you type not from the Congos.
• 1:05:05
  But don't they are the story from Spain? Aren't they? Didn't We just
• 1:05:09
  talk about well, the originally the backstory to them, the product is made
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  in Spain, but the backstory of people they're from the Congo's chocolate. People
• 1:05:16
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• 1:05:31
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  dogs, salute to you for copping and propen and good morning to you and
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  uh yeah, do some blinkers, dog, but don't get caught because you
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  know propen or no pan dog. Kids. You know I can start finally
• 1:06:00
  doing the blinkers now I fucking graduated. Oh you worked up to it.
• 1:06:04
  It's hard. It's kind of hard at first. It's hard because it's different
• 1:06:10
  than holding in a blunt hit. It is, it's way different. Like
• 1:06:13
  that's when I think one thing. I realized. That's why whenever I do
• 1:06:15
  videos like I literally cut off as soon as the blickers because I start dying.
• 1:06:18
  Yeah, I know, that's why I don't funk with vapes. Student
• 1:06:20
  the guy, those two blinks. These are to what this is my product?
• 1:06:25
  Cann they're not charged. I want to them what incidents? But I
• 1:06:30
  was using them this morning. You didn't see my fucking ad. What's the
• 1:06:33
  next one? Next one? J Max c is back. You need a
• 1:06:39
  color changing mug. When it's hot, you see the chocolate goito, and
• 1:06:44
  when it's cold you see the out buye. No that was I'm telling you,
• 1:06:49
  dude. If I could, if I could get an international gig and
• 1:06:55
  just like do marketing for these dudes, that'd be great. I think you
• 1:07:00
  should make them on Twitter. They have one though. I think I think
• 1:07:04
  they're legit, like they're like they're the eminems of Spain. Yeah, like
• 1:07:10
  they're like them and like they're legit. Yeah, like they're. But they
• 1:07:14
  don't. Like I said, it's very rare. Everybody knows a little character.
• 1:07:16
  But they recently changed it because I guess a lot of wood people went
• 1:07:18
  over there and I think they made sure that they don't have a single of
• 1:07:21
  their old characters on their new ship. Right now, right now, Oh
• 1:07:27
  you ever pulling in a fucking coffee and see what happens? Yeah, the
• 1:07:30
  peanut just floats up chocolate. That's still cute. We got a super sticker
• 1:07:36
  from DJ PAS. What's up? DJ POS? What DJ that's the subscription
• 1:07:43
  plug right there? Yeah, for the HBO Max. You know, we
• 1:07:46
  got to HBO. Gotta get better ship on there though, No, man,
• 1:07:50
  like I can't watch nothing good? Well, I like how we complain
• 1:07:54
  we don't even pay for it. The DJ log in say this, like
• 1:08:00
  to really find you gotta really dig. Yeah it's not it's on the front
• 1:08:03
  page. You really got to dig. They got some dope ship. Yeah
• 1:08:06
  you do, but you gotta like you be surprised. Maxmember real. Yeah,
• 1:08:13
  I remember there. It's not there. No, No, it's not
• 1:08:15
  there. No cafession. I used to have all the adult ship. Yeah,
• 1:08:18
  in their taxi cab confession. That was my ship. I used to
• 1:08:24
  watch that cabley with fans Bikini Beach. It's so funny, Like we went
• 1:08:28
  What's a pervert Dog? We went from girls Gone Wild to soft porn to
• 1:08:33
  like porn. These kids get straight, ain'tal straight? These kids know what
• 1:08:39
  the insight of an asshole looks like. Bro. Yeah, Like I'm like
• 1:08:42
  I never thought it and that would anybody would be like, yo, I
• 1:08:45
  wonder what that was like to see if I get hard to the quadruple penetration
• 1:08:48
  fifteen men. Yeah, in racial I don't come unless I watched that.
• 1:08:53
  As with fifteen year old say, oh, my son's fifty and the husman's
• 1:08:59
  watching, and the husband's gotta be watching. It's all step family thing,
• 1:09:03
  that family watching. So I got you. I got to bring it up.
• 1:09:08
  You said you. I mean, I don't know if you caught him,
• 1:09:09
  but you know he is. Did you catch him? Everybody? I've
• 1:09:12
  never caught him watching porn? He yeah, I did? You really smart?
• 1:09:15
  But he's fifteen. Of course he's watching porn. I still watch porn
• 1:09:19
  sometimes sometimes, but yeah, that's of course he does. He's like I
• 1:09:24
  was asking, when you have a kid, not that you're gonna call him
• 1:09:27
  out on it, but are you gonna be like a full you know,
• 1:09:29
  when you drink off a lot, you go, you get hairs in your
• 1:09:31
  hand and then if you like, you can't, you can't. That's a
• 1:09:35
  good one one. Yeah, you just don't like looking at their hand and
• 1:09:42
  you're like, no, my son has a move. He has a move,
• 1:09:46
  He has a move. Yeah, he'll be like, well, watching
• 1:09:49
  this is all part of my set too, so but his real life.
• 1:09:53
  We'll be watching Netflix and then he'll just stand up and tell me that he
• 1:09:56
  said. He's like, all right, I'm gonna go take a shower now.
• 1:09:59
  And I and I'm like, whatever, dog, I don't care.
• 1:10:00
  And he's like, what do you mean? You know? And I'm like,
• 1:10:03
  this is your fourth fucking shower today, just goal shower. Why do
• 1:10:06
  you keep fucking announcing it? You know? I feel like you announce it
• 1:10:12
  to your dog. Dog he announces it. He's like, all right,
• 1:10:15
  and now he doesn't know work because he heard my jokes. So he's like,
• 1:10:16
  I'd have to stay a blade dog back in the day. I have
• 1:10:19
  to wait till everybody goes to sleep so I can get the living room,
• 1:10:21
  theom living room computer. That's kind of that's that's crazy living. And you're
• 1:10:30
  like covering it with the towels. It doesn't make that much dose. They
• 1:10:33
  were passed out. I mean, should what's the next one? Next one?
• 1:10:43
  We got DJ Ponds will there'd be another high Hungry comedy show sometime in
• 1:10:48
  the future. Great episode, salute to the guests, Oh yay, thanks,
• 1:10:55
  uh yeah, I mean we got some stuff in the works this this
• 1:10:57
  year. For live events, the main thing that we feel we owe it
• 1:11:00
  to you guys, is the live We don't smoke the same podcast. So
• 1:11:03
  that's my concern or our concern for right now and to keep giving you guys
• 1:11:08
  quality shows. And believe me, we're introducing something new after the show for
• 1:11:13
  the Patreon exclusive people. So everybody who's super chatted, I will be putting
• 1:11:15
  you in a raffles for today, so you will be getting and we don't
• 1:11:19
  smoke the same care package, either one of the RSO sponsors or something from
• 1:11:24
  the I don't know, something something from some of our sponsors here like we've
• 1:11:27
  been doing every time. And there will be a Patreon giveaway as well,
• 1:11:31
  so you guys know what to do. All you guys gotta do is drop
• 1:11:33
  a comment on there. Cool free shit, nice congrats, thanks for watching
• 1:11:39
  you all right, next one man, it's the painter. What's ub Homies
• 1:11:44
  enjoying the podcast while spraying some door frames shot ups from Chicago, Chicago,
• 1:11:50
  Chicago. I just watched Little Nikki again. It's such a great movie.
• 1:11:56
  Was Little Nikki? I hate that movie? Oh my god? Why do
• 1:12:00
  you? Why? Why do I hate it? Like it's like what I
• 1:12:08
  want hell and Heaven to be like so weird, bro, and I don't.
• 1:12:12
  I haven't watched this since I was a kid, but it freaked me
• 1:12:14
  out. Then chills. I don't like it. I used to look like
• 1:12:23
  that before I got hit in the face with a shovel. Now I look
• 1:12:27
  like this. It's gonna sound like him. That's my favorite movie. Oh
• 1:12:32
  my god, I don't like them. It's a demonio. Get in the
• 1:12:39
  flask, all right, what's the next one? Give me that ship,
• 1:12:43
  little girl round promos. I've had that milk and it's delicious. I'm talking
• 1:12:51
  about does for that ship. Fucking get that ship. I tried it one
• 1:12:58
  time. I'm not gonna say from or what or what. It tastes like,
• 1:13:02
  fucking frosted flake. She probably drank so her diet. Yeah, it's
• 1:13:08
  her diet, hot Cheetos. We don't got to be insulting, now,
• 1:13:15
  Okay, he's on like he don't need those ships. Nobody drinking the presence
• 1:13:20
  of a Mexican bitch. Okay, right though, no one, No one
• 1:13:25
  drinking his breast milk. That is true. The Leman is bombed. Yeah,
• 1:13:31
  I'm not saying they're not bombed food. But if she no the red
• 1:13:39
  fingers, what happens is that the little babies will get likes like little pimples
• 1:13:44
  on their forehead, if the like if you eat a lot of spicy food
• 1:13:46
  when your Breastwhere that's from? Yeah, damn, I did not know that
• 1:13:49
  because I have seen that ship on like little newborns. Yeah, they have
• 1:13:53
  like a lot of little bumps on their forehead. I hears it's the mom's
• 1:13:56
  diet. You're just like, damn, like now looking and I was going
• 1:13:59
  to tell my cousin's just like panos all week. Huh. Yeah, it
• 1:14:03
  was probably her diet during her pregnancy. Probably the cravings and ship. It
• 1:14:06
  was probably all a bunch of crazy. And now that I know about,
• 1:14:09
  I was like that little cousin, I was like, your face was full
• 1:14:11
  of yeah, yeah, they go away, Yeah they do, they do.
• 1:14:16
  But I know exactly what you're talking about. I would always be on
• 1:14:18
  my mom whenever, like my cousins would have like a new baby, and
• 1:14:23
  like I would always be like, man, I have no choice but to
• 1:14:25
  go with him, So I just go. And I'm like, oh,
• 1:14:27
  that's what they look like. You know, you're like fucking twelve, but
• 1:14:30
  you're just like what the fuck? Bro? Like, Yeah, You're like,
• 1:14:32
  this shit came out of her pussy. Yeah, did we push those
• 1:14:35
  fuckers out? Yeah? Bro? Like because you know you're twelve, bro,
• 1:14:39
  Like, what the fuck were you having? You know you're not even
• 1:14:41
  watching my My my older son when I had my little one, he was
• 1:14:45
  seven and went to the hospital and he was like or he took off with
• 1:14:51
  his grandpa or whatever, so he wasn't in the hospital where he called me.
• 1:14:54
  He's like, hey mom, and I was like, hi pop,
• 1:14:56
  and he's like, have you had the baby at and I'm like no,
• 1:14:58
  no, yeah. He's like, so how is the baby gonna come out?
• 1:15:00
  And I was like I don't know, Like my mom already told you
• 1:15:04
  abercadabra. And then it comes out and he's like, come on, mom,
• 1:15:08
  I already know. And I was like what do you know. He's
• 1:15:11
  like, you're gonna push him out of your butt? And I was like
• 1:15:15
  close, real close, real close, about a centimeter on it might it
• 1:15:20
  might rip open, but it's not coming out of that same direction. Crazy
• 1:15:31
  to get your asshole ripped from a baby. What I heard, they cut
• 1:15:36
  me so it didn't rip because if it ribs, it ribs in like a
• 1:15:39
  diagonal, but when they cut, it's a straight and it's easier to heal
• 1:15:45
  the more you know, bitches, I don't like. These are like things
• 1:15:48
  where I don't know why I know. I don't know how I know this,
• 1:15:50
  but I had to. I tell all the homies that asked me about
• 1:15:53
  bro I'm like, you know, sometimes it rips and they're like, no,
• 1:15:56
  Like I know, you know? Now, dog, I betch you
• 1:16:00
  your the ashole. Next time we have fucking Moses in here. So Moses,
• 1:16:03
  you know your man Mama's asshole ripped, it still might be healing.
• 1:16:09
  Don't hit it and don't hit bitch. A husband told the doctor, can
• 1:16:13
  you give her an extra stooch stuff? I'm like, fuck, you do
• 1:16:17
  it? Though? You heard? What's the next one? Ring? Next
• 1:16:24
  one? Booze Phonsie Baby shout out Daisy homegirl is funny as fun Thanks.
• 1:16:34
  She just got that. We don't smoke the same bump. Oh yeah,
• 1:16:38
  rals hitting her up in the d MS. There you go. We see
• 1:16:47
  Ralph Robs at a stand up show. Next. He's like, I'm putting
• 1:16:51
  in a good word for rob Rombells. He's the security at all the music
• 1:16:54
  festival. Oh yeah, he has job. I'll take it. I'll feel
• 1:17:00
  safe at least exactly in the security that I hied him from my event.
• 1:17:05
  Yeah, like you for that? Something? Can you's wrong with promo?
• 1:17:15
  Can you imagine? He's like, damn, they blew my cover. I
• 1:17:19
  was gonna DM Now I'm gonna have to play it cool. Check my request
• 1:17:25
  unsetmam. He's like, were you gonna go to the show? Shoot the
• 1:17:30
  lineup? Of course, I'm on the line up. Mega Man, chill
• 1:17:33
  too, Mega Man. I am on the lineup. Vega Man is gonna
• 1:17:38
  hit her up. Two dogs. Stay away from Mega Man from that one.
• 1:17:42
  That one. I will tell you stay away from Mega Man. He
• 1:17:44
  came bangs at the hotels noted next one promos what's up Booze? Good episode
• 1:17:51
  like always and shout out to the guests. What I tell you that got
• 1:17:57
  the jamison for tomorrow? Yeah, wha is not going to be here tomorrow?
• 1:18:03
  Tell them who you booked and You're not gonna be here tomorrow. No,
• 1:18:05
  you booked up because I wouldn't have booked them that day. But yes,
• 1:18:09
  George Press will be here tomorrow without me. He will be fucking promoting
• 1:18:12
  his new album, which is Dope. You've heard it, I have it.
• 1:18:15
  I have the that's the actual the sample that to get press is that's
• 1:18:19
  worth a lot more. But yeah, he's gonna be here, so tune
• 1:18:28
  in. That's gonna be dope. Get your super chats in. Yeah tomorrow.
• 1:18:32
  If you guys, if you guys do want to ask something, ask
• 1:18:35
  a question for George or something like that, definitely get your super chats in
• 1:18:40
  because you guys know, we will ask the questions that you guys want.
• 1:18:42
  Like, if you guys want to ask him, what's the biggest line he
• 1:18:44
  ever done? Like sriper question? Yeah, Like be like, if you
• 1:18:47
  guys want to know how much for a vi P at his fucking club?
• 1:18:50
  Ask those questions. Bro, nobody knows who you are on the internet.
• 1:18:54
  That means you, That means you can fuck definitely sitting. That does not
• 1:18:58
  mean you can fuck and do not burden? And what is it over here
• 1:19:00
  making fucking shit at his club? Ub Like, he just shut it down.
• 1:19:03
  You can fuck up like beer and ship in the parking lot, chill
• 1:19:06
  four and they say you can fuck a bitch. You just fuck up some
• 1:19:10
  beer, fucking some dance moves, you know, Yeah, look it up,
• 1:19:15
  suck it up, it up. I gonna tell that's another thing I'm
• 1:19:17
  gonna tell George. I'd be like, you know, who's trying to get
• 1:19:19
  teacher show grupid. No, you know what he's gonna say. No,
• 1:19:21
  wonder it's been so busy, No wonder. People we don't smoke the same
• 1:19:25
  pull up wearing high and hungry ship to the strip. Clue. Now they
• 1:19:29
  probably show up wearing your ship. My people show up to restaurants. What's
• 1:19:34
  the next one? Next one gurlow Hell from n C Gray Show as always,
• 1:19:42
  salute to you in North Carolina, bro, thank you so much up
• 1:19:45
  North Carolina. And the last one from Angel mcdizzey. We don't smoke the
• 1:19:50
  same, salute the table. What up, Angel mcdizzey. I got your
• 1:19:55
  DM. I'll be taking care of that today. Sorry. I just I
• 1:19:58
  finally cleared up my dms, but I guess I had another fifteen messages.
• 1:20:00
  Oh dude, I did. I did that this morning, Like I clear
• 1:20:03
  him up all of them, and like sometimes I don't respond to you fools
• 1:20:06
  and Eve you want scene, because what do you want me to respond?
• 1:20:09
  Ha ha ha ha ha ha to every fucking reel you sent me? Like
• 1:20:12
  I just can't bro, like, I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:20:14
  You hit the light A couple of times I do. But then some of
• 1:20:15
  these fools feel the need to just like the like they want to put two
• 1:20:18
  hearts in there, and I'm just like, no, bro like, yeah,
• 1:20:24
  but that was the last one we've been on Patroon, Yeah, I
• 1:20:28
  mean pretty much at that point. But yeah, tomorrow you will be allowed
• 1:20:32
  to you will be getting them super chats in and then you guys got Martin
• 1:20:35
  Rizz on Saturday too, so funny. Yeah, And I ask me,
• 1:20:41
  like, it's so Benjamin Budden. Yeah on Age shout out to him,
• 1:20:45
  though, I mean, why wet why we acting like that's a bad thing?
• 1:20:46
  And ship shout out to Rizzo. I wish I didn't age. I
• 1:20:48
  feel I wish I still got card edited fucking forty five. I wish I
• 1:20:53
  wish I still got card Edit forty five. Mart Rizzo. Yeah, how
• 1:20:57
  you know he's you know, he's like forty or something, right, I
• 1:21:00
  think thirty eight maybe if it makes fun of that shit at the time,
• 1:21:02
  means like he's like over here fucking dressing fifteen, but forty years old.
• 1:21:08
  I don't feel like I look like my age, A lot of I think
• 1:21:11
  a lot of us in the eight that were born in the eighties early nineties.
• 1:21:14
  Maybe you're born eighty nine. Yeah, me too, for sure,
• 1:21:17
  Like I don't know. I feel like our generation is still gonna dress cool
• 1:21:20
  when we get older, like we're like it's gonna be like I am old
• 1:21:24
  and I dress pretty cool. Thirty or thirty four, thirty four, Yeah
• 1:21:27
  that's not old. I turn thirty four in October. Yeah, I just
• 1:21:30
  turned thirty four, and like that's not I don't feel old, dog like,
• 1:21:32
  I literally will still keep making like as merch. I feel like as
• 1:21:36
  a parent. As a parent, I see time so differently because I pushed
• 1:21:42
  this fool out on my vagina and now he's five eight, so I see
• 1:21:45
  that ship Like damn. Time is really like time is so different from moms
• 1:21:49
  and dads, more moms, because some dads don't really you know, but
• 1:21:53
  it's just like it really does make a difference, Like some dads don't work.
• 1:21:57
  Some moms too, though, let's be for oh what your moms are
• 1:22:01
  doesn't said a lot, but one thousands percent I know a few, so
• 1:22:05
  don't don't don't get me wrong. I am very inclusive with that, but
• 1:22:11
  as a maternally like what do you mean you see time different when you have
• 1:22:15
  kids? Like how do you mean? Like dude, like like like I
• 1:22:17
  feel like my brother, for example, he's almost thirty, but he he
• 1:22:21
  doesn't have kids, and he's fucking big chilling. By the time I was
• 1:22:26
  his age, I had like fucking my own car, I had my ship,
• 1:22:30
  my kids. Like I've been raising a child's for a long time.
• 1:22:34
  I buy that point, you know what I mean. I feel like it's
• 1:22:36
  so my son is about ready to get a job. My son, that's
• 1:22:41
  that's a big That's fucking crazy to me because I still feel young and I
• 1:22:45
  still feel like I look young. But then it's like this will But that's
• 1:22:48
  what I'm saying where it's like it's just like you meant you said it yourself,
• 1:22:53
  where it's your perception of time. We're the same age and like,
• 1:22:58
  I don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm big children, but I
• 1:23:00
  don't have any kids, you know what I'm saying. And you're big chill.
• 1:23:05
  You go to Disneyland, you go we smoked three flat joys to the
• 1:23:10
  head. He's like, is this to have not work? You're kids are
• 1:23:13
  like a heavy responsibility. It's not just like a big response, it's a
• 1:23:16
  heavy one. Dog, Like I worry more about my fifteen year old than
• 1:23:19
  I do my eight year old because because my eight year old is still like
• 1:23:25
  he's still really excited with school and like does well in school. I had
• 1:23:29
  a little his little friends at school and my older son. You can get
• 1:23:30
  a chick pregnant dog like that is I lost my virginity when I was fourteen,
• 1:23:39
  so my son's fifteen. That means the possibility is there. He's three
• 1:23:45
  years away or two and a half years away from the age that I was
• 1:23:47
  when I had him. And this was they be fucking earlier now too,
• 1:23:50
  Like don't get me wrong like that, Like this was found the condom in
• 1:23:54
  his fucking bed the other day. It wasn't opened. I was like,
• 1:24:00
  so you got a condom in there? And he's like, it's not open,
• 1:24:04
  though I would hope not. I leave it in what is like a
• 1:24:11
  display. No, he didn't. Well, he has a bunk bed,
• 1:24:15
  so like you know those rolls on the top, but he's like hides it
• 1:24:17
  up there, and I was like, let me look up there and see
• 1:24:19
  what he got people. No, because I live with my parents. I'm
• 1:24:24
  not even allowed to bring Yeah. No, I live in a garage like
• 1:24:31
  makeshift through back, so it's like a big assroom for me and my boys.
• 1:24:36
  It's cool. I'm just grateful I don't got daughters. Would you be
• 1:24:40
  more scared if you did? Because if you have a boy, all you
• 1:24:43
  gotta do is worry about his penis. But when you have a girl,
• 1:24:45
  you gotta worry about all the penises in the world. And she might follow
• 1:24:49
  somebody penis. Somebody could No, not just that fool, somebody could like
• 1:24:56
  they're after her since little bro like like if you have a daughter, like
• 1:25:00
  about it? Like like I just like I literally been thinking about that ship.
• 1:25:02
  And after seeing that movie, I told you I saw that sounds the
• 1:25:05
  one you didn't cry to Freedom, the one you didn't cry to because it
• 1:25:09
  was a movie the way people may no, no, no, no,
• 1:25:11
  don't say because of the movie he cries the Jurassic Park in et but couldn't
• 1:25:14
  cry to the sound of Freedom. Does that make any sense? Actually sounded
• 1:25:16
  Freedom was sad? How did you not cry? Okay? Because like I
• 1:25:20
  avoided watching it for a while because I saw the views and it was like
• 1:25:25
  and it was like like, oh, like you will cry, and I
• 1:25:28
  was like, I don't want to fucking watch. This is gonna make me
• 1:25:30
  feel sad because I'm a big crier when it comes to movies, right,
• 1:25:32
  So I thought it was gonna be like a documentary right when I first saw
• 1:25:35
  it. But then I was like there's a yeah, like then there's a
• 1:25:40
  cast, and I did get fucking sad. But Xaber's I'm mad because I
• 1:25:44
  didn't fucking cry, and I'm just like looking like, I'm not mad that
• 1:25:46
  you didn't cry. I'm mad that you cried at Jurassic Park where these dinersaurs
• 1:25:49
  are fucking fig and a tear came down your eye and you talked about it.
• 1:25:54
  I was in the movie theater. It perhaps the most like animatronic fucking
• 1:25:59
  that's what he and Sounds of Freedom, Real human sex Traffic was like,
• 1:26:03
  it wasn't sad enough. A dog didn't die, he's on a dog.
• 1:26:08
  There wasn't a dog. Dog dies and he's fucking falling dies, kid gets
• 1:26:14
  sex trapped by the Bill Clinton and doesn't any anybody, anybody, anybody that
• 1:26:19
  has anybody that has kids themselves. That movie hits a lot different though,
• 1:26:24
  bro, whether you have a kid or not. So that's what I'm saying,
• 1:26:26
  like maybe, oh yeah, you know what, you know, I
• 1:26:30
  got more angry than that movie when like especially that when that when that fucking
• 1:26:34
  the black Jake who would take the kids every time she came out and wanted
• 1:26:38
  to punch that bitchy could have picked a better yeah, like like, but
• 1:26:43
  but it made you hate the character lady. So that's what I did like
• 1:26:46
  about the Oh God, please do not. I will say that movie is
• 1:26:53
  pretty pretty all right. I just I personally thought it was way over the
• 1:26:58
  top. But that's what happens. I understand that. But at the same
• 1:27:01
  time, are you talking about more At the end, when like the dude
• 1:27:04
  breaks in the jungle and I'm just like, I was, all right,
• 1:27:06
  he's James Bond, now, you know what I mean. Come on,
• 1:27:09
  I kept saying when he was doing that, They're gonna catch them, they're
• 1:27:12
  gonna kill They're gonna the movie's gonna end. I'm gonna be mad as ship.
• 1:27:15
  Yeah. I was never gonna find the little girl. Yeah, but
• 1:27:18
  I think there's this part where this like these fools are singing this song and
• 1:27:21
  this was about to go fucking yeah, molest the fucking chick, like,
• 1:27:26
  you know, because he had the little girl and then this fool shows up
• 1:27:29
  like James Bond and just killed his food. I'm just like, all right,
• 1:27:30
  this is Hollywood at work here. That's not how I went down,
• 1:27:33
  All right, what's you know? Which one was like that? Though?
• 1:27:36
  I think the super chats are over, but you know what it was like
• 1:27:39
  that that made me feel like that, like, please don't die, dude?
• 1:27:42
  Was that Denzel Washington man on fire when he punched that dude to that?
• 1:27:46
  Yeah, because he's saving that little girl and it's not his daughter,
• 1:27:48
  and you're like at one point you're like, man, this fool really Like
• 1:27:51
  he's like, I'm not gonna have to make movies like there after Fast.
• 1:27:56
  He reminded me of ro Bramos, you know what I mean, promos like
• 1:28:10
  there was a time to build you up to tear you down. Like you
• 1:28:15
  know, we mentioned he has a job for several years. That should be
• 1:28:19
  good. You're gonna have to get a major tad homie. He's like,
• 1:28:26
  like, I'm dark, said, did anybody cry when John Wick's dog was
• 1:28:30
  killed? I cried. That's so I didn't want after that movie, I
• 1:28:33
  didn't watch it no more. An you know a movie that I could not
• 1:28:36
  stop crying? Bro Straight, Oh my god, Yeah, the movie is
• 1:28:42
  so lame. It's about the dogs where and uh like what's his name?
• 1:28:47
  His voice? The black fool got cloned? Know that that movie about the
• 1:28:54
  cops? To watch? Oh yeah, when the troos kill him because wife
• 1:29:00
  who couldn't stop recording? Like and then he fucking the Mexican died. Yeah,
• 1:29:03
  like stop dog Sparta, who need help? I was that was sad.
• 1:29:06
  I was like they caught him in the alley so sad. That ship
• 1:29:10
  was fucking sad, bro, I was. I'm a big crier when it
• 1:29:13
  comes to the movie. I cried with them to watch. For sure.
• 1:29:15
  George was trying not to cry. I'm just kidding. I wasn't there when
• 1:29:18
  he watched it, but I can see him because he's sad. But he's
• 1:29:20
  not allowed to cry for consou those fools. But I said, oh yeah's
• 1:29:30
  Will Farrow and Jamie Fox in the Straights movie. I don't know. I
• 1:29:32
  mean, I can see why you cried for that, but it's not supposed
• 1:29:34
  to be crying movies. And you cried. You cried a non crime movies.
• 1:29:36
  That's what I there's fucking look for the director and the producers put a
• 1:29:41
  lot of thought into these movies and scripts where it's like they hit different emotions
• 1:29:45
  and different scenes bottle movies. And I don't like choking. No, he
• 1:29:50
  don't like that ship. He don't like saut He don't like that gory showy
• 1:29:54
  like like whenever I don't know, yeah, I do whenever, like the
• 1:29:57
  inside of the body is shown like where I'm like, I don't want to
• 1:30:00
  know what that looks like the walking I never watched Hostel. I love those
• 1:30:03
  movies. I hated that movie. Like I like feeling like really like like
• 1:30:10
  mad anxiety, like I like to don't I like that ship I like because
• 1:30:15
  I like that movie was all right hiding behind my fucking chair and ship I
• 1:30:23
  don't. I don't get like because I don't want scary movies. I get
• 1:30:26
  exacty like that we're playing video games. It's so fucking stupid now, Like
• 1:30:30
  I literally get anxiety or play video games like I've been playing video games about
• 1:30:32
  ladies because I got the PS five shout out to YouTube guys, super like
• 1:30:38
  so like one so like literally like bro like There'll be times where I'm like
• 1:30:42
  playing this game and I'm like swinging through the city and I'm just like,
• 1:30:45
  bro, I'm gonna ask about a die. I so nervous, but I'm
• 1:30:47
  like, I give into stupid ship. Bro. Like I just fucking like,
• 1:30:51
  I get caught up. I get invested in different lores, bro.
• 1:30:55
  Like there's there's lawyers out there for every for everything, bro. And like,
• 1:30:58
  I don't know what makes you cry. I don't know when soccer teams
• 1:31:00
  lose, you still cry for that. It's been a while, so I
• 1:31:02
  cried for soccer. I only watched soccer during the World Cup. Now I
• 1:31:05
  think that's that's the only time I get really excited with soccer because it's just
• 1:31:10
  like so many cool bas that you guys can play for me to be excited
• 1:31:13
  about it. I cried when France lost in two thousand and six. When
• 1:31:16
  when did the head butt? Oh yeah, I was just like it's overdog,
• 1:31:20
  Yeah, you you fucked it up. I didn't cry, I didn't
• 1:31:24
  cry for and no. But it was it was that moment when you're like,
• 1:31:28
  broa something darg It was that moment I was ready to find my dad
• 1:31:32
  at the house. Now I remember that was Ebody said she cried when you
• 1:31:39
  watched Broke Back Bountins. No, I did not, And there's proof of
• 1:31:44
  it because me and Ray reviewed Broke Back Mountain. I never watched it.
• 1:31:46
  I never seen it, never wanted to. It's when me and Ray watched
• 1:31:53
  it. Me and Ray watched it, we reviewed it. I know we
• 1:31:55
  didn't watch it together, but we did watch it like telepathically. I thought
• 1:32:00
  we were watching it together. I thought it was both of them. That
• 1:32:08
  movie was so fucking It's like, you're watch it's it is a love story
• 1:32:12
  like movie. Dude. Yeah, you're watching it and you kind of don't
• 1:32:15
  want to feel bad for him because you're like, nah, the one Now
• 1:32:17
  you feel bad because but at the end of day, you're like, nah,
• 1:32:20
  it's not their love, bro. You feel you feel I felt bad
• 1:32:23
  for the wife. Bro. I was like, man, I didn't even
• 1:32:26
  know one of them was married. Oh yeah, one of them is married.
• 1:32:28
  She finds like, she finds a love on this fool is like tackle
• 1:32:30
  box. This fook goes out there to go hunting and fishing, but he's
• 1:32:33
  not. It's fucking back mountain. What is you right? He's on your
• 1:32:38
  such a three three. I say those the types of laugh in American history.
• 1:32:43
  Eights. What a fucking asshole. Bro, Oh my god, my
• 1:32:49
  brother is the worst to watch movies with. That Foo will laugh at everything.
• 1:32:55
  The bitch will get killed and be like dumb bitch in the in the
• 1:33:00
  theater, you'll do that ship and I'll be like the fuck up, doc,
• 1:33:02
  shut up, fuck up. Have you ever seen My Sister's Keeper?
• 1:33:06
  Yes, the saddest movie. I hate that. That's why don't watch that
• 1:33:09
  movie because that movie ruined my day, ruin my fucking with my sister.
• 1:33:14
  Yeah, watching my sister. How would you watch it with your because I
• 1:33:16
  thought it was wholesothing. No one said the cover doesn't say there's gonna be
• 1:33:19
  a crying movie. Oh much with that movie too, Falling, Falling,
• 1:33:24
  Like never cried as much in a movie ever. My Sister Keeper is a
• 1:33:28
  good one. That's the last time if you told me it's a sad movie,
• 1:33:30
  not watching because that ruined it for all sad movies. I did it
• 1:33:32
  because I went in there. You know, you, your mom and your
• 1:33:35
  sister. It was back when you they read movies as a family. Yeah,
• 1:33:39
  I kind of was having launch your dinner in the living room, and
• 1:33:42
  I was like, who he was watching? I was like, you start
• 1:33:43
  watching it. I wasn't planning on watch and trust me, and I got
• 1:33:45
  rented it. I got caught into watching it. And then I'm like,
• 1:33:49
  no one told me that movie. I'm like trying, and my mom's rying.
• 1:33:55
  I'm trying not to see them me cry, but I want to finish
• 1:33:58
  the movie. And then kind of laughing at me at this Moore, They're
• 1:34:00
  like knocking up my god. So after that, no more sad movies.
• 1:34:05
  I don't want to be on a date. Cry. No, I don't
• 1:34:09
  know date. Did you cry in the notebook? Nah? You gotta be
• 1:34:13
  tough when you watch. No, you're gonna get laid after the note point.
• 1:34:15
  You got a fucking girl. I'm gonna cry. No booking. I
• 1:34:19
  have not booked the couple, dude. Yeah, yeah, you've been nobooked.
• 1:34:23
  I know you have not booked. When you watch it with them,
• 1:34:26
  when they make you want, they make you watch. When I was younger,
• 1:34:28
  they used to be the move. Hey, did you guys are talking
• 1:34:32
  about wholesome movies? Always somebody somebody talking about cried through your wrestleman. I
• 1:34:36
  was like, I did cry when seaw Michaels fought the undertaking. You see,
• 1:34:41
  I still do. I remember when I'm Seawn Michael, sweetch and music
• 1:34:44
  Rick Flair, that was that ship was sad, dude, it was real
• 1:34:50
  that she was that she was kind of sad looking at it now. But
• 1:34:55
  when I didn't like the wrestlers, I would just like laugh and the camera
• 1:34:58
  points that Sean Michael and you can you can read the lift saying you know
• 1:35:05
  what, you know, it's crazy. You know the only time Cholos admitt
• 1:35:10
  to crying, and that's heard him when Kobe died. I wasn't my low
• 1:35:14
  rider and I just couldn't handle it. I'm like, bro, not the
• 1:35:19
  only time I've heard cry when Yeah, because I cried when any girl I
• 1:35:27
  was likely, so I would tell my uncle. I told my dad was
• 1:35:30
  like compress a figure and my dad would be like, see, I didn't
• 1:35:40
  cry when Chris preah Wall died, but then it gets hard to try.
• 1:35:43
  He learned this that's different. Yeah, I definitely cry when Kobe died,
• 1:35:47
  for sure. I think everybody remembers where they were doing and where they were
• 1:35:53
  at when Kobe died. I tell people like when Jordan dies, everyone remember
• 1:35:56
  that one to just wait up. Yeah, I didn't see be Real cried
• 1:36:00
  when Kobe died, but I know he cried in that range over range.
• 1:36:03
  Yeah, that's just paid off, like he's like he literally like because you
• 1:36:11
  can't never see that man's real, realize because hes always wearing terminar glasses.
• 1:36:15
  Truck, bro. So I'm like, I know that there was tears that
• 1:36:17
  day because that woo loves the Lakers, and I will never forget that day.
• 1:36:20
  I got pranked. I cried when got traded, cried traded such a
• 1:36:28
  fucking fucking sports worlds. You see, I'm mad. You see, That's
• 1:36:32
  why I'm mad that he didn't cry the sound of freedom, because you see
• 1:36:35
  all these little things, and he'll have the sound of freedom. I wouldn't
• 1:36:42
  either wanting to cry. Maybe maybe I was. I was in a fucking
• 1:36:49
  good mood that day. I don't fucking know, Bro, you guys wanted
• 1:36:51
  me to just break down just because I didn't cry. I'll watch it again.
• 1:36:57
  Maybe I see him cry. Bro this time, you look at me
• 1:37:00
  like, look, I think I think you should have gone in with a
• 1:37:03
  different mindset. I think if you would have gotten Novice, it gonna made
• 1:37:06
  me cry. Then you probably would have cried. There was a part where
• 1:37:11
  I almost did cry, and I was like, this almost got me.
• 1:37:14
  When they were in the boat in the cage and then you know what I
• 1:37:15
  mean, they huged each other right before they got they opened that. I
• 1:37:18
  was like, oh, it's just fucked up. I cried when she saw
• 1:37:21
  her brother. Yeah, oh my god, they found each other. It's
• 1:37:29
  great. You can't help it to get mad at the dads. Yeah,
• 1:37:33
  like you leave the kids making idiot Dog. I thought, like somebody comes
• 1:37:39
  roun He's like, yeah, just come drop off the kids to like a
• 1:37:42
  building. Like it's like yeah right here in the black eight even here,
• 1:37:45
  No, no, no, you can't come in. Come back in five.
• 1:37:48
  But you know that I really did happen. Melos, we're doing that
• 1:37:51
  for a while. Yeah, that's how a lot of kids got traffic for
• 1:37:55
  sure. Hey, you know I saw this video Dog about this. It's
• 1:38:00
  not a new hustle, but like she's getting crazy, Dog with all these
• 1:38:02
  migrants that are coming over here. It's crazy. How like it's all organ
• 1:38:06
  game. Dog. I supposed Dog, the organ trade is so crazy right
• 1:38:12
  now? Dog? And like China is fucking funny. Yeah, Oregon,
• 1:38:16
  No, like what's being in the state the organ Why why all the hit
• 1:38:19
  it. There's a lot of work in organ like the organ, yeah,
• 1:38:23
  organ trading, Yeah, kidneys and yeah. Food like it's it's fucking crazy
• 1:38:29
  food everywhere. These migrants are going right, so like they're like pretty much
• 1:38:32
  broke right, so they're trying to make it to like America thickens any better
• 1:38:35
  here and ship so like so these suppos are going over here that this fools
• 1:38:40
  and why or wherever you have to stop by you're coming over here. They're
• 1:38:44
  like, hey, five thousand dollars for your kidney, and and like for
• 1:38:48
  these fools are taking it, and like fools are going disappearing along these these
• 1:38:53
  trails on the way over here because they don't have a dog, Like there's
• 1:38:58
  doctors take an oath dog Like you want to be a it's a certain kind
• 1:39:00
  of individual that wants to help people. You don't be like you don't become
• 1:39:03
  a doctor to become doctor warrior, you know what I mean. You just
• 1:39:06
  you want to do good for fucking people, you know what I mean.
• 1:39:09
  There's societies on this there's societies on this ship, Like there's there's for a
• 1:39:13
  very doctor for very few doctor Magdala's or whatever there is. There's a little
• 1:39:16
  good doctors. So like they have like fucked up doctors that like they're paying
• 1:39:19
  under the table and holding them hostage to do these botch surgeries and shiit foo.
• 1:39:24
  So like you get jack for your kidney or your fucking organ and then
• 1:39:27
  you fucking get sent home all botched up, and then somewhere along the line
• 1:39:30
  you have like a short expiration day, so like you pretty much end up
• 1:39:32
  dying and that money is short term for like five grand. I mean,
• 1:39:36
  but this organ trade is booming, but I'm like, fucking die because you
• 1:39:40
  don't even take care of it right afterwards. Right then they fucking die.
• 1:39:43
  No. I mean I tell us this people all the time, all those
• 1:39:46
  people that you see, all those spices you see on the food selling fruit,
• 1:39:50
  they owe the cartel or their coyote. Interesting they're paying it off,
• 1:39:56
  yeah, yea yeah, yeah you think people are like, yeah, people
• 1:39:59
  ask you how much for a coyote? Five six rand? Okay, people
• 1:40:01
  my school don't have five six grand. So you go to the border and
• 1:40:04
  you're like, hey, I'm trying to get a coyota. Be like,
• 1:40:05
  well, when you get there, you'll work for us for six seven months
• 1:40:09
  to pay off the other thing, because those stands aren't cheap. You don't
• 1:40:13
  cross the board and then buy a fucking fruit stand and then do it.
• 1:40:15
  That's why I thought too. When I was a kid, I was like,
• 1:40:16
  no, you're working with the cart hotel owns this. You show up
• 1:40:19
  to this fucking spot, the cartel gives you the fruit in here. Here
• 1:40:21
  you go, You got on and you're just working. Thought about it,
• 1:40:26
  Yeah, struggling. That's why I asked. One time I was buying for
• 1:40:30
  I was like, is I heugling? You know what there is there is
• 1:40:33
  some truth to that, because you do work for something. I know this
• 1:40:36
  lady that I didn't know her, but like I used to buy fruit from
• 1:40:40
  her, like occasionally when I would come back from uh from from Griffith Park
• 1:40:44
  from hiking, and this lady used to always be selling fruit. This is
• 1:40:47
  like when I was younger and ship and then like, uh, yeah,
• 1:40:51
  like you know when I was younger and uh and and like I remember one
• 1:40:55
  time it was early in the morning and there was I seen it myself.
• 1:40:58
  A couple of times they would he fools. They would go up to the
• 1:41:00
  lady in the cart shed give them something, but it wasn't fruit. It
• 1:41:03
  was just like boom boom. Just it's real quick. So I'm like,
• 1:41:06
  oh, Senora stand ups, you know what I mean? And I was
• 1:41:11
  like there is I was like she's working for somebody, like they let her
• 1:41:14
  operate, but like they're gonna be like, hey, it's gonna come by
• 1:41:16
  and pick this up. They don't know that you're the person that's gonna come
• 1:41:18
  pick this up. But yeah, a lot of these fucking fruit carts dogs.
• 1:41:21
  I'm not saying it's all of them. They get something out, but
• 1:41:25
  yeah, it's it's it's like it's a little checkpoint where it's like, look,
• 1:41:29
  instead of coming to the dope pause because you're hot or the area is
• 1:41:30
  hot, we're gonna give it to the fruit that I just go over there
• 1:41:33
  by telling they do something to be like do you they can get it.
• 1:41:36
  So I met this on and everybody who wants that, you know what I
• 1:41:40
  mean, I'm gonna start asking breaking cocaine and look at this like it's not
• 1:41:47
  that easy, bro, Like it's the same runner that comes picks it up.
• 1:41:51
  Stupid, It's not like that, like the plug is coming and pick
• 1:41:56
  that ship up, bro, I always ask for just mongo fucking up.
• 1:42:00
  It's all as a co word, because is a co word. Yeah,
• 1:42:03
  not like it's crazy like some of these foods. You're right there, they're
• 1:42:08
  in depth to this ship. That's crazy. That's cool. I mean that's
• 1:42:11
  the more you know bitches. You know. Yeah, no, straight up,
• 1:42:13
  it's but you know the fruity bomb though, Yeah, the fruits always
• 1:42:16
  bo I'm still buy it, but I'm just saying it's not you're not.
• 1:42:18
  Imagine. Can you imagine one day she's one day she's good enough, but
• 1:42:23
  you know how they be cutting they be putting coke in the fruits. Imagine
• 1:42:25
  one day she's chopping some up coca. I mean, I know is in
• 1:42:29
  literally No, I'm a sick one dog. Remember when we used to go
• 1:42:35
  eat on coke? No, I barely eat let alone coke. Yeah,
• 1:42:40
  I don't know. It was a couple of times where we were like,
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  I think I remember how we used to kick it at the comedy store and
• 1:42:45
  then after we like we'll get something to eat what pink thoughts? Yeah?
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  Or will Will would get that sandwiches. I was super skinny, was definitely
• 1:42:56
  not eating you don't good thing about kicking it with you fat fools. You
• 1:43:00
  guys always have foodful. You always want to make sure you don't die all
• 1:43:04
  the time. I don't get reminded. Sometimes I won't eat. Yeah,
• 1:43:09
  I'm like, I can eat one meal a day, to two meal a
• 1:43:11
  day is good. Eat three meals a day, that's that's a lot.
• 1:43:15
  I don't feel like I've bloated. He's gonna have three. And then the
• 1:43:18
  snacks. I don't even eat snacks. Why are you making like I'm Tommy's
• 1:43:25
  Like, Tommy is one of those foods that does you. Already I've had
• 1:43:28
  water. You already had coffee. I've had I've had coffee. I've drank
• 1:43:34
  my fucking water. I didn't already have a fucking breakfast, bitch. You
• 1:43:39
  see the whole meal breakfast breakfast that means it's gonna have lunch. You don't
• 1:43:44
  have dinner. What I tell you? What I tell you, fat ful
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  activities over here? Healthy? Yeah, bro, now he's healthy. I'm
• 1:43:51
  just hating on it. But yeah, you wish you can wait a bet
• 1:43:55
  and then here's ries, and then here's another here's another hate hey zone,
• 1:44:00
  and not like a little one of my hate moments right now. The other
• 1:44:02
  reason I'm also hating is because he gets to have three meals. Someone made
• 1:44:05
  him that sandwich. He gets to make this big got a lady that that
• 1:44:10
  gives them the one of the three meals. I gotta make all three of
• 1:44:12
  mine. Yeah same, I have to cook for me and two kids.
• 1:44:15
  Yeah dog, that's your fucking problem. We've all encouraged you to find somebody
• 1:44:19
  that's quality in your life, and you choose to look for fucking I'm on
• 1:44:24
  TikTok now instead of like, instead of looking for girls that torque, I'm
• 1:44:27
  looking for the girls that make food on TikTok. That's the new move,
• 1:44:29
  dog, the moove, the new move. You know what, The good
• 1:44:31
  girls aren't making food for TikTok. The good girls are making food for themselves
• 1:44:36
  in the family and aren't fucking posting it. Like look at what I can
• 1:44:42
  do. I'm making up at home. I'm not fucking recordingh fucking Next,
• 1:44:47
  she's mad at me because I don't have a tape work, you know what
• 1:44:49
  I mean? Like, funk out of here, bro, Like it's not
• 1:44:53
  my fault. You feed that thing all day bro? All right? Uh
• 1:44:58
  yo. First of all, I want to thank Daisy for coming onto the
• 1:45:00
  We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. It's been a great episode. Thanks thanks
• 1:45:03
  for having me. Uh where can they follow you at? Whether for their
• 1:45:09
  ladies hair appointment because you know she doesn't good guys hair or the one or
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  one of the shows. Write it down, Ralph, wrap down, dog,
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  you guys come through. I'll be at Beer Thug Brewing in Bell,
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  California on February twenty second. I'm producing my show Comedy on the Rocks two
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  x's. Y'all can follow me on Instagram. That's Daisy Rocks roxx Underscore comedy
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  for you bitches that you need your hair done. I make bitches pretty all
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  day. So hair by Daisy Rocks. So two exes as well, So
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  Louke make sure you guys check her out. You guys always fuck with everybody
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  that come up that comes on on here, so especially if they got their
• 1:45:47
  own thing going and you got hair, you're a lady, Go get pretty,
• 1:45:51
  go go get pretty up. And I tell great jokes, So don't
• 1:45:56
  come out to one of my comedy shows. And some of your clips are
• 1:45:58
  funny, like I haven't liked you, I mean clips, I kind of
• 1:46:01
  yeah, I like him. Yeah, but come through, you guys to
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  come through. Actually, on the twenty second, y'all don't have to y'all
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  can just come through. I'm gonna have like a section for like the comics
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  and stuff, so comedians don't have to pay, but I have to,
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  like know you, So y'all come through. It's gonna be a great time.
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  Martin Rizzo headlining Christians. There goes a big Terrorists, Gabby Vargas,
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  I may or may not have special guests coming through. Jerry Garcia, Jay
• 1:46:30
  Valentino and Concrete might stop by two so I've seen all of them. Are
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  hilarious, fucking fire ass lineup. And then I'm gonna be hosting the whole
• 1:46:36
  show. So mar Is gonna be here Saturday, so yeah, catch up
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  on he is, and then catch them at the show. We're gonna try
• 1:46:43
  to get him to smoke. He doesn't smoke yesterday, Now, oh does
• 1:46:46
  he? I didn't know. I've never seen him made up. Now you're
• 1:46:48
  making me think me. I don't think he's not. I've never seen them
• 1:46:50
  smoke. So like I'm a movie was the only one. I'm a roar,
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  fat ass hash scared people die like you gotta like tune in tomorrow Saturday.
• 1:47:00
  I was like this close to smoking right now for I'm like, tune
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  in on Saturday for that, And make sure you guys tune in tomorrow for
• 1:47:05
  a great episode. It's gonna be George Perez. He's coming on in the
• 1:47:09
  podcast for after a few years. I've been on his podcast a few times,
• 1:47:13
  but it's been a while since he's been down this way. So make
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  sure you guys tune in tomorrow. Get them super chats. You guys get
• 1:47:17
  a chance to ask something. Ray shout outs. Shout out to Daisy for
• 1:47:21
  coming through. Nice to meet you. Nice to you too. Follow me
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• 1:47:59
  I do tune in when I'm out of town, so make sure I do
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  talk shit in the chat room. And I hear you guys know you too,
• 1:48:04
  dog, every time I'm here. You don't think I listen Homie leak
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  his number. I'll be here. Yeah, we'll play nice with George here.
• 1:48:12
  Dog. Remember I'm a me and him just talk shit about you all
• 1:48:15
  efter. That's why I'm like, man, I can't be said myself.
• 1:48:18
  And then the room and the chat room is gonna go on. First thing
• 1:48:21
  George is gonna say, it's like typical X unreliable, can't even show up
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  even wanted to buy that. Yeah, make sure I'm telling you just that's
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  for all the Patreon people. There's a new Patreon announcement a new tier being
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  added as well. It's just kind of kind of crazy. I didn't think
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  we're gonna be doing something like this or giving away something like this. Uh.
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  Like I said, be prepared for new high and hungry content for this
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  throwing you in a Lego game. You know what I'm saying. You get
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  And every month it's gonna be different from what I'm hearing. I'm making exavier
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  by an Xbox next month. So for February, just the little heads up,
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  it's one of you guys gonna get one of the new xboxes out there.
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  It's a new chance to support the podcast, to support the patreon with
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  gives you a chance to win over. I mean, what is this package
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