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#419 We Don't OVER POPULATE THE WORLD the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode of The Wake and Bake Here.
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  Good morning to everybody, and good afternoon to our people out there in
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  the East Coast or in the middle of America, wherever you guys are at,
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  wherever we send all of our immigrants to, you know what I mean?
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  I don't know, man, these days we send them to the East
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  Coast. Have you seen the New York lately? It's cold though, that
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  is no, it's not even as cold, bro Like. They really they're
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  building a Gotham city out there. Bro Like, they're gonna need Batman and
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  Spider Man to like punch all those immigrants stop that crime. Joining me back
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  from the winter wherever he was at XG. What's going on? What's sub
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  dog? What's up? I'm feeling good. I know you saw my story
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  dog which one took a shot with him. Took a shot with Bert christ
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  your dog before he took off his shirt for the show. I took a
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  shot in the green room. I wasn't allowed record it because of his green
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  room activities, but I took a shot with the Mickey Mantle himself. I'm
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  coming. Don't recorded the green room. I recorded there all the time.
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  The mickey mad. Oh yeah, I took him out. I took a
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  shot. And you know what, I'm I figured out why you don't like
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  Burke Krasher. Dog, I hate to burst your bubble X, but you're
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  not the only one taking a shot with him, have you do? Oh?
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  I'm sure, fucking George Pere, I took a shot the first time.
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  I took a shot with with with with with the great you know,
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  like a real drinker. Come on, I love hear that, Georgia.
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  I love that. What's her fascination with white comedians there? Just wish he's
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  like I wish I was them. No, but I don't know why you
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  guys being a haters. And I know why he's on don't like Burke Crasher.
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  I'm figuring it out, dude, because he looked fucking yoked yesterday.
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  I'm sure he's a nice man. He looked good like he didn't usually looked
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  fat. I couldn't even recognize him. He lost some weight, and he's
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  mad because he Burke Crasher can do it like it's nothing, And I'm actually
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  not fat. Bro, Like, yeah, yeah, bro, when you
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  have money, you could even get papers. That's why you still don't have
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  papers. I'm telling you, dude, he was looking good. You take
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  off your shirt and people went fucking crazy. I wish I could do that.
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  You don't. You don't wish you could do that. You don't just
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  like be able to just do something. I mean, I gotta make it's
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  kind of you. Even if I had body, I wouldn't be taking my
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  shirt off every five minutes I had a chance to. That just seems like
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  it's like bro's gonna get cold, It's gonna get caught. Well, that's
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  the hot ass root right, like people's fucking sweat and hot breath is gonna
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  be somewhere. Bring your own Ridersaber every time I give you one and you
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  end up taking mine, No, it's not happening today. I never take
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  hers because you have a nice little fucking covercase for it. Yeah, and
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  and to be honest, Zaber after like the homegirl fucking said it and a
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  couple other people, I'm not. I'm not as fat as you if you
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  make me out to see, you fucking asshole, And I'm not as bald
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  as you make make me. The hat off day, there's no fuck.
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  There's hair dogs look fin the chair like doctor evilan spind the chair like doctor
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  evil. Let's see the backside. Take your shirt off then exactly, Dog,
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  Now you're not as bad as I take. I'm just fucking with you.
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  I just buck with you any chance I get, because you're the one
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  who things is fad. So when you think you're fat, yeah, but
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  that's to keep you on point. To keep you on point, bro,
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  Like you gotta think you're fat for you to want to go to the gym.
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  But imagine I started feeling comfortable like that if you got to are you
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  comfortable? How comfortable would I be eating chicken nuggets every weekend? Bro?
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  Or something something random like that. You think you can get comfortable, Well,
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  I get comfortable very quick. Dog. That's the reason I'm always trying
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  to do something. No, but what doesn't it doesn't like, Okay,
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  I get what you mean. You're getting comfortable, but that means you're looking
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  better and you can almost get that six pack. I know you're comfortable.
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  He's like, well I don't have a belly now, okay, Well if
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  you keep going and you'll have a six pack. Yeah, but that shit
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  requires it like to you for you to take it up, but not to
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  you're just yeah, you gotta take it up, you're like. But then
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  if you feel like you're like, bitch, I'm already taking it up too,
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  not just from what I feel. I don't want to blow out bro.
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  Sometimes, Bro, you can't just like I don't know, I'm already
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  run Like this year, I already told myself, Bro, you got to
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  allow people to help you. Bro, Like I'm gonna be hiring some people
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  like not in my family, like training, no, just like to help
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  me do something you man ship, and like hiring another like uh, you
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  know, like somebody to do mock ups and and more and different kinds of
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  graphics. I feel like I feel like, hey, bro, I had
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  to drink water. Fucking exaber is what a cass say. Somebody somebody dead
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  air dead air dogar. It was like the number one rule in radio.
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  No dead air. It's illegal. It's illegal. You're losing money that could
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  have been I don't worry. We don't have sponsors. We're not losing money.
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  Everybody sponsored but us. Yeah, we're looking for sponsors. You're out
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  there. If you got Timoy company, Yeah, we'll even sponsored people.
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  Actally people. We don't do a good job of sponsoring ship. Remember that
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  company, a vape company. How many of those people still have those vapes?
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  What about butter? Back back back when hard don't you remember we were
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  sponsored but the'refore only fans was only fans this year? What happens to this
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  year? I don't know the fool. That fool came in high. He
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  bought like six months worth he paid to that fool was legit. I wonder
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  what happened to that food? You probably some sexual assault issues. I never
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  know. I was saying, more like he got std you gotta throw him
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  under the bus like that. Ray, I was like, you got caught
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  up with I'm just asking questions, dude. Sometimes, though, man,
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  like some photographer foods they give you mad like fucking like sexual assault vibes.
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  Bro Like you know what I mean? Like sometimes bro, like when you
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  see like some fool who like has never when you look at some food that
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  looks like he's never gotten pussy. But then he bought a camera, and
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  then he's and then his main thing is like girls scheduling photo shoots. But
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  he's not taking pictures of nothing else. He's not really a photographer. I'll
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  be honest with you. Go ahead, got we really gotta give it to
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  the photographer who's photographing nude women and not get a chub kind of hard.
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  They do. They do, There's no way they just what I'm saying,
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  shout out to that photographer doesn't get the chub one in the middle. I'm
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  sure every chick doesn't like that ship. Some of them do, though,
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  some of them, I bet you their job is to get the photographer,
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  to get the photographer horny. It's not a successful shoot if he's not hard.
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  If you know that's her logic, it's not a successful shop if he's
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  not. Think ZGI was pimping these girls. They were all from other countries,
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  remember who, Like I was thinking about it, I was like,
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  what if we were just like this moort service that was like overseas because think
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  about it, bro like, well, we're hearing, like how do you
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  know that? There was like not one or two manniacs. It was like,
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  I wish I could meet you commenting on some of these chicks. And
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  then somebody did, I'm the only five hundred dollars an hour, where'd you
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  find me? We don't smoke the same, And then he's like, oh,
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  I mean it was probably just will, but like but still it was
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  Will and Batman. Damn that whatever happened to him, that was a crazy
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  fucking sponsor. Remember we show up vagina on I was just like it was.
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  It was, it was real soft. It was tasteful. That tasteful.
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  Yeah, like the ship that we see today. Like you know,
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  chicks breastfeeding and thinking it's education and all that. Yeah, you see those
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  videos on Instagram of chicks feeding their babies. That's educational. Thank you,
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  that's educational. What do you Why are you complaining about a tit dog?
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  It's educational. The more titties, the better dog. I don't care if
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  it's breastfeeding, not breastfeeding, small big complaining. I just think because sometimes
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  I feel like when they do it on Instagram, it's not because you're trying
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  to show like, hey, this is how you properly breast freed a baby.
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  It's like, hey, everyone look at my tits. But you can't
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  fucking smoke a joint and not get fucking shipped for it. Somebody said,
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  XG Jack's off to those I'm not gonna lie. Instagram sometimes gets the ball
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  rolling. I'm sure your feet it does. And anybody's feed, anybody's feed,
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  you're there, you're like, I know you're like, oh man,
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  I gotta fucking there's no way ray you got you. I'll show you in
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  my feet, right, everybody's feet does like different, bro, minus like
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  Japanese stuff. I know. But but eventually that what if tit happens to
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  show up? I'm sorry, That's what I mean. Eventually a tit shows
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  up in every fucking man's page. Dude, see where I'm at sea.
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  Bro, If I was a female and I grabbed my man's phone and there
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  was no tit in like three minutes of scrolling, I think he might be
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  gay. If you if you, if you don't find tits, it's a
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  problem. You find tits, it's a problem. You just can't let me
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  live, huh. I guarantee you. Some guy has literally avoided tits and
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  this girl thought he was gay for I wonder like foods that like you know,
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  like your bitch, your bitch over like you know, she she she
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  reacts over something like that, and then like you're just like you know,
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  you're you're dealing with it, and then you fucking funk with it the next
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  time. You fucking just save a bunch of dicks, put it in your
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  just put him in your fucking your thing and just have to be like,
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  why are you looking for ship? Bitch? Oh? I wonder that.
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  I wonder if that's more crushing to a woman if I out, fuck I
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  made him gay because she did technically make him? Or was he already gay?
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  No? I mean, but if you're doing it, if you're doing
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  it, it was like here, bitch, knock yourself out. Look at
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  nothing but dick looking. Okay, Ray, keep going Ray, Okay,
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  that's a girl that might that might get the ball rolling dog. I'm not
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  saying titty. I'm just saying, ball rolling dog. Anything, get the
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  ball rowing dog. And all this pornold that I'm watching. Look at all
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  this filthy ship right there, dog, that girl on her knees, porno
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  dog. Scroll back up to the girl on her knees, right, don't
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  don't don't go scroll over that you saw him? I don't know. Man.
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  If if I was a girl and Ray was my boyfriend, be like,
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  all right, he's really into photography. Yeah, you gotta hear something
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  every day. This is the only kind of like picture herself, Carmela,
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  that's it. He was beautiful. He was beautiful. She was right for
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  Tony. Yeah, let him cheat. Perfect. I mean, I'm just
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  I'm I'm not saying she did. She let him go with the goumage all
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  the time. Dude, you don't think it's because she knew that he'd kill
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  her? Do you think he would? Fuck? Yeah? Like what you
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  know? You don't think it's like because she knew, like he's gonna kill
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  me, that fu could kill her at any moment. Dog. Look,
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  she wasn't a part of the mob. She's an accessory. Remember that one
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  episode like you Silenced the Witness. Yeah, she's all dressed up and the
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  you know, the earnings and all that. Bro, you gotta understand,
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  Uh, to live in a house like that and live that lifestyle, you
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  can understand your man gotta be made. Yeah, your man is cheating on
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  you. Won't go back to living in the one bedroom apartment, No,
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  you don't. She would have been better, She would have been well off
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  regardless. But she was a beautiful woman. I know, she's just she's
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  Tony's wife. Though you fuck him, you fuck her? He died,
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  you die remember the past, Yeah, that's true. Remember the priest.
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  Yeah, he was stayed over that. I think what did Tony tell him?
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  He's like, I no problem he stays over. He stays over?
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  Yeah, bro, like she wasn't a kid? Like yeah, bro,
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  like yeah, I think didn't Tony tell him he had no problem killing a
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  man of God? Oh so ship like that? I think he felt like
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  there was a threat that he made. He thought, I'm like, broll,
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  you know how much of a fucking mobster you gotta be to tell that?
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  Fool's like, I got no problem killing a man of God? Or
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  too? Then again, was he really a man of God? If he's
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  there trying to fuck your wife, that's a real problem, bro, you
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  appreciate him? Allowed to fuck everybody? Sins full everybody? All right,
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  fool? But like you, you grew up Catholic? Right yeah? Okay,
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  like for why aren't those was allowed to fuck? But did you practice
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  Catholicism? He went to church at some point? Yeah, I practice Catholicism
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  like I do. There's first Communion and everything first Communion do At one point,
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  I swear to God, dog, I really really like I wanted like
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  believe in that ship. So like I sat there and looked at the priests,
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  and my aunt said, if you really concentrates andres andres dios, you'll
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  see a halo. I'm the priest, bro, it's not the whole hour.
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  Didn't move, my head, didn't blink, dog, ain't see nothing.
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  Okay, it's real. Check out this helo. Ralph Ramos. I
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  got a homegirl that's always sending me snaps of her breastfeeding her kid. I
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  don't know if I want that. That's not sexy. She thinks you like
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  that ship foo if she's sending you more than one, like she said,
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  snaps, Like why would she do that? Like why don't you just ask
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  for a picture of tits at that point? Hey, bitch, move the
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  fucking annoying little technically you see the tips, move the pet sperm out of
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  the way, and fucking let me see what I want. Bro, that's
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  what I'm man. I don't mind seeing on Instagram because if they can do
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  eventually, I'll see one without a breastfeeding, you know what I mean.
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  No, that's all kids, all right, pet comes, that's us right,
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  Yeah, well you are, we're growing pet pet sperm. Yeah,
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  but like kids are just pat come. It's just come that grows up.
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  You know what's funny? Like you don't like Sam's so mad that people aren't
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  having kids because they're not having kids. People are not having kids. I
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  hope this turns into the next Japan where we need people to fuck for people
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  to produce, but sadly it won't because we have too many stupid people that
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  that's the only of their life. I'm not I'm not lying, dude,
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  I'd have kids. I flew four times or five times this weekend. There
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  was no kids on these planes. Let's give them around of applause for that.
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  No, Bro, kids are good, full stop. Dog. You
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  you sound like Bill Gates right now. Bro, We need to populate the
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  world. There's no there's no overpopulation of people. Just in some certain places
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  of the world. There is, Like India. Don't live in India.
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  How about Asia? The whole continent? Bro? Yeah, but have you
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  have you fallen across America? That shit's empty, dog, empty as a
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  motherfucker. Land on land, all land on land. Have you been in
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  Vegas? Land on land? Inhabitable, inhabitable, inhabitable, stupid When you
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  see land that they haven't built on, you don't think that white people or
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  fucking people that fish this ship looked at this ship and they're like, let's
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  try living here. And then fucking people didn't fucking make it. Some of
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  those lands that you see in Vegas, people did live. And I'll tell
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  you because I've literally taken classes on urban planning. People lived on these lands
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  for a while. And this ship didn't work because at one point monsoon season
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  came around, the houses got washed down. What is it? It got
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  droughtyson, over habitable, overpopulated? Are you talking like a planet? I
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  think we're not populated. I think like that's when you live, when you
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  live in La bro like or like a place like this. It's hard to
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  believe that. Excuse me, when you go out of the country, I
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  believe it. But it's only this little it's only like a fucking one hundred,
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  one hundred miles rates after that, it's fucking I is fuck empty and
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  that's only twenty miles away, dog forty forty miles away. Tops. We're
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  not overpopulated. Fucking Bill Gates over here, elon musk, dude, have
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  seven kids? Do it like? I think? Like, look like,
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  don't get me wrong. Somebody's somebody's point. Somebody did put a good point
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  said it's your only mission to reproduce, right to reproduce. The planet.
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  Like, all right, I get it, you know, I think in
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  a way, I don't want to sound like like communists China. But if
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  that's what you want, you should be allowed to have one child. But
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  I think your child should be should be oneful. I think your I think
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  your child productivity should be based on your tax bracket, homie, like on
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  some real shit. You sound like a communist China. With that shit,
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  You're gonna tell me how many kids I can have because you know why.
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  You know why, because everybody else pays for them if you don't, I
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  gotta pay for fucking welfare. I gotta pay for an orphanage. I got
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  a fucking fun I gotta pay for prison. When your kid goes up without
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  a father and decides to rob a fucking store, kid is treshed. Though
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  I'm not saying that, bro, but I'm saying, like, hey,
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  bro, to prevent fucking catastrophes dog into and to prevent the Richard ramiresism tomorrow,
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  you fucking should be put in a cap and how many kids you should
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  have? Okay, but you also don't understand like a lot of like a
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  lot of like talented people are came from being poor and being struggling. That's
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  why China sucks. That's why they can't create That's why they can't create ship
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  because they don't have the struggle. The struggle makes a person because they don't
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  have democracy, Bro, that's the reason they don't. The freedom comes with
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  democracy and a weird fucking extent and to a weird extent, bro, like
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  having the freedom to fucking say, man, fuck these kind of people and
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  fuck this government and not being killed for it, whether if I say it
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  to a neighbor and not the politician is a former freedom like because you can't
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  say that ship in Cuba. Somebody says that shit in Cuban, Like,
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  hey can study they kill them. All right, let's let's compromise. Let's
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  say we listen. We had to say, you say you can have one.
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  I say, I'm not saying, I'm not saying okay, but you
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  said that that the government tells you how to how many you have in a
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  tax bracket. I think there should be max in this brack. In this
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  tax bracket you can have fives. Well, how much money we're talking about,
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  bro, Like, if you're not making over five hundred thousand for five
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  kids, bro, Like that just seems no, not every dude. Okay,
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  I'm not gonna lie. Dude, you do you do need like ten
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  k to live in LA if you have a kid, dog and Glendell and
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  Glendell. I was in an uber and I was telling that. I was
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  talking like guy, I was like, where do you live? And he's
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  like, okay, look look for somebody. Somebody brought up a good argument.
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  All right, you act like our parents didn't raise as well on a
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  budget. I'm not saying we didn't turn out all right. Back to my
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  boy, I'm not saying, but you're the reason. But hold on,
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  but you're the reason. But what is it? Are some of our parents
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  are still cleaning toilets and don't have a fucking business. You're the reason.
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  You're You're some dads didn't fucking finish medical school because they had to take a
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  job at Burger King to fucking raise your ass. Bro, you became the
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  anchor that stood in the way from their dreams. And granted, they're strong
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  and they made it work, and we're thankful for that. Bro. But
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  if you ever talked to your parents and be like, sit down for a
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  second when you have coffee and be like, what were your dreams before I
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  came along? No bullshit aside, they had dreams. Motherfucker you got in
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  the way. I'll say that my dad's dream was come to the United States.
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  It's a good dream, cheap and thank god for that. He went
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  back with the fun. Yeah, we would be We would be set up
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  on such generational wealth as latinos if more parents would have just waited and seen
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  if there would have been an option then to just be stuck and raising the
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  baby bro and then and then our family wouldn't be so dependent on the generations
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  like us to fucking make it happen to be like, Hey, you gotta
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  be the first to go to college. You gotta be the first to fucking
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  do this. You gotta be the first ole in the business. You know
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  how hard is to figure that shit out when you can't tourch on nobody for
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  help. Yeah, all out to this. If the economy was like it
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  wasn't like let's say, nineteen ninety four instead of twenty twenty four, or
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  even like two thousand and four, times were much different. Money was much
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  different. We were probably better off in the nineties as far as I is
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  concerned. Straight up inflation and political. You know, I do agree the
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  nineties were a fucking great time for it for somebody, if you were gonna
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  have a kid, like right now, bro, Like dude, I had
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  a best friend who just had a baby, Bro, and this fool was
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  fucking by the baby was on the way. This fool was telling me how
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  he was in between jobs and he's steel. It felt insecure. I don't
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  know if the security job is gonna work out. This boss is abusing me,
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  and I'm just like, fuck, I could never fucking think of myself
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  to think to think to stick my dick into my partner and be like,
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  let's fucking create life in such a fucking shitty, shitty scenario. Granted,
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  I'm not here to judge because my friend is happy. He's a happy man.
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  That's his goals, that's what he wanted. He's a happy individual.
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  But all I'm saying, bro, is that sometimes, at least for our
• 19:52
  generation, bro, like now might not be the best fucking time to have
• 19:56
  a kid. The nineties great fucking time. The economy was flourishing. Corporate
• 20:00
  companies were not going bankrupt, not being brought out, the monopolies were not
• 20:03
  being that they did not have a cap. So as long as monopolies being
• 20:07
  were allowed to fucking run in the nineties like Pacific, Bell and AT and
• 20:10
  T and all these companies that were forced to fucking get out of business,
• 20:12
  the economy was flurishing because why employees were being paid, bro, and us
• 20:17
  being with us being fucking product of Latino parents, which are immigrants. That's
• 20:22
  we're part of the working class, bro. And guess what that meant jobs
• 20:23
  for our people, and that's why our people were employed. But imagine if
• 20:27
  we some of us, imagine if one out of all three of us,
• 20:30
  one of our parents owned the fucking business, Say my mom owned, that
• 20:33
  would be some big ass deal. We have people who come through here.
• 20:37
  I'm not gonna name names, right, but some of those people their background,
• 20:42
  you know, they come from not wealthy status, but one of their
• 20:47
  parents has a business or does business whatever. And you see it. You
• 20:52
  know what I'm saying now, that should like stop you from doing what you
• 20:56
  want or achieving your goals? Right? What do you mean? You see
• 20:59
  what? Though? Like, if somebody's able to like attend like fun activities
• 21:06
  at their own leisure, especially with what's going on and just la alone,
• 21:11
  you're probably backed up by some good money, dude, no disrespect, Yeah,
• 21:15
  straight up like a fool, not like even like, let's just consider
• 21:19
  like Latino business. And I'm not saying like hey something like hey, that's
• 21:23
  their decisions. Yes, bro, that's their decisions. But you can't sit
• 21:26
  here and be like, oh, like this shit doesn't affect you. Like
• 21:30
  if your parents were in a better economic place, you would probably have two
• 21:33
  houses and maybe one of them would you'd be property managing, bro, you
• 21:37
  know what I mean, if they would have just managed their money a little
• 21:40
  better. Granted you can't do anything about it, but don't make the same
• 21:42
  mistakes they did. Don't rush into something that you know is going to jeopardize
• 21:47
  your situation or make it tie, make it a little bit more tougher.
• 21:49
  You know what I mean, if you still got goals to live out,
• 21:52
  bro, because one of the biggest things that you would hate living with is
• 21:53
  fucking regrets. And back to what Ray fucking said is the whole thing Latino
• 22:00
  businesses like all the fucking fools that I knew that I remember I was thinking
• 22:03
  about. I was unlocking element elementary memories, middle school memories. When I
• 22:07
  would have the chance to go to other people's houses. Bro. I was
• 22:11
  little, and I was little, Yeah, and I remember that there were
• 22:14
  people that had businesses. Bro. I remember that I went to somebody's house
• 22:17
  that their dad owned up pianta business and Sol's candy and ship tile floors.
• 22:21
  Never seen tile floors, nice fucking shine. I was like a bar built
• 22:23
  in. I was like, damn, welcome there. I remember I went
• 22:26
  home and my parents were how come they have this? Like because you didn't
• 22:29
  know, you know, you're a kid. And then you got what is
• 22:30
  it? Another fucking another friend's house that I went to. They owned up
• 22:33
  mon Casita, you know, like a little fucking one of those corner stores
• 22:37
  where they sell Latin products. Well, I was just like, man,
• 22:40
  this is a back house, you know what I mean. So they are
• 22:42
  a little bit well off, Bro, Like, it's it's just it's just
• 22:47
  economics. Bro. If your family owns a business, there's gonna be more
• 22:51
  disposable income, meaning that somebody in your fucking intermedia family is gonna have more
• 22:56
  of a fucking spider man stretching arm to fucking give you a web for you
• 23:00
  to walk on. Bro. Yeah, I know two people who live in
• 23:02
  like you know, La county who owned businesses like one owns a like a
• 23:07
  truck shop, another owns. They're living pretty good based off those businesses.
• 23:12
  I know one homie that his dad's a trucker. He worked for a long
• 23:15
  time. This was literally they owned the what is it like not for this
• 23:21
  was the same age, right, same age. Yeah, that restaurant right
• 23:23
  there vermont Son me Gale or something by the tire shop. All the harpies
• 23:27
  rat like people though, yeah, like right yeah right there they own Like
• 23:33
  his dad who was a hustler, own that restaurant they've been running in for
• 23:37
  a year, bad enough to buy the vacant line in the back, gave
• 23:41
  that ship to his son. Now his sons became a BMW mechanic. Dude
• 23:45
  makes fucking money, bro. He fixed my BMW and I mov. I
• 23:48
  was like, what kind of car do you have in there? And then
• 23:51
  between that whole fucking place that looks like Tommy lives in or whatever you picture
• 23:56
  Tommy live in the truck tow truck yard. Fucking is this beautiful fucking And
• 24:00
  I'm just like, yeah, fools that have fools that that Latino families made
• 24:03
  better decisions than too, like investing in business something like that, are doing
• 24:07
  a little bit well off. Bro. Those are the kids that fucking had
• 24:10
  the car in high school that you know what I mean, that fucking that
• 24:12
  they took the limo to the prom. They did all that ship, bro.
• 24:15
  And I'm not saying I'm not knocking anybody's fucking parents, But all I'm
• 24:19
  saying, man, is that having a kid is just that ship. That
• 24:22
  ship. I mean, you gotta pick between one like you want to get
• 24:26
  the handicap for life or or you want to have a kid and you're not
• 24:30
  ready for it the homie, because they're both crippling. The homie I pick
• 24:33
  up from. I'm just not gonna burn them out last time. I last
• 24:37
  time I picked up from from him. Guess who was in the back.
• 24:42
  No wo pulls up to my driveway, to my driveway and I'm like cashuals
• 24:49
  oll And then I look back and I'm like, you know what you gotta
• 24:57
  do, what you gotta do, what you gotta do. But I was
• 25:00
  like, I just felt fe but like I was in the nineties or the
• 25:06
  I thought I was like in the nineties picking up from fucking Freeway Rick Robbs
• 25:08
  Dog, I was like what's going on here? What's going on here?
• 25:11
  Baby? Look? All the ship that we're talking about is because I guess
• 25:15
  three of us here, you know, we got we got those ambitions who
• 25:18
  we want to like make a name for ourselves. You know What's because yeah,
• 25:22
  I mean, look, it's because I was what's that so hard to
• 25:23
  us? It's because I was wanting to fucking pay fifty bucks for a plan
• 25:26
  B and not fucking see fuck around and find out. But but but what
• 25:30
  Ray is saying is that it's deeper than that. We all have a realization
• 25:33
  that we even like you as toxic because you might be you have a thirst
• 25:37
  for more, it may not be the same thirstiness that I have, Like
• 25:41
  you don't get thirsty or fucking wet over like new merch. I'm like,
• 25:44
  oh fuck, yeah, I'm must sell out. But you see how what
• 25:45
  I get you? You fucking you fucking want you fucking want other ship.
• 25:49
  Like fuck, if I could just land one more one more podcast that I
• 25:52
  don't have to put up with a Willie Barseno or something like that, and
• 25:56
  and just fucking get another Sam Tripley account, you could fucking be like,
• 25:59
  oh man, like let me like you know, that's that's your thirst for
• 26:02
  more dogg and you know that if you were to have a fucking kid,
• 26:04
  I mean, yeah, you're gonna be thirsty better I said, up and
• 26:07
  don't know, I said, because you want to live it up and have
• 26:08
  adventures like you had this weekend ship. You'd be so mad at me.
• 26:14
  Yeah, I would be Yeah, why the thought I'd be bringing it?
• 26:15
  I would be fucking mad. I put your lady in the stomach, I'd
• 26:18
  be like, yo, he's on my girl. She can't she can't drop
• 26:22
  off the kid today on Wednesday, So I'll be like tenes girl, Well,
• 26:26
  I mean I have a kid or my baby, Mama, I have
• 26:29
  to go drop off the kid. You'd be so mad. Or I'm wearing
• 26:32
  I'm wearing this this exclusive hinh Hungry Merchant gave me, and the baby threw
• 26:37
  up on me, and I thought we were supposed to all be matching today
• 26:41
  exactly to throw up on my baby on my high Hungry Merchant, you and
• 26:45
  the baby are suspended. He's up. Would you be okay if I brought
• 26:52
  my baby and I put him out the door? Can we still podcasts?
• 26:56
  I would okay? Here because we can't. We can still podcasts. I've
• 26:59
  seen a baby in here before. You can't leave a baby on the tender
• 27:00
  dude. Come on, all right, so are we talking like a fucking
• 27:03
  five year old two months old? You can't if he's asleep, Yeah,
• 27:08
  he's outside, he's like touching, touching bottle. Oh, the heater will
• 27:14
  be hitting him. But then he would get high because the smoke. Would
• 27:18
  you have to leave it open in case? No, you just get one
• 27:19
  those baby monitors. Get a baby monitor. I would do that, my
• 27:23
  baby, the baby botter. We're fine, we're cool. Like I would,
• 27:30
  I would just leave the camera there, record. I would make content
• 27:33
  out of it, like I'd be like yo, people's reaction like Stoner's reaction
• 27:37
  into leaving a baby in the office, like let's just to sleep. I
• 27:41
  could just picture all the different reactions, like somebody walks in, Who the
• 27:44
  fuck is that baby? I know you're not excited. Mine is. Ironically,
• 27:48
  it's the only one who takes care of it. Like he's like,
• 27:51
  it's just crying. So I just fucking made it chill out. I can
• 27:53
  see. I can see because he has that he has that father, dude,
• 27:59
  his son loves bro. You know how much for your For your son
• 28:00
  to love you, bro, you have to be somewhat of a good dad,
• 28:03
  straight out bro, like, no, you just gotta be. Rayloves
• 28:07
  the funk out of his dad. But I know my dad, despite him
• 28:10
  being absent for so long, you know, it's not that hard, not
• 28:14
  that hard. Just be there, literally show up to soccer practice. Soccer
• 28:18
  practice sometimes you say, like fall sometimes you don't want to do that ship
• 28:22
  though, though, like yeah, like you want to wake up at seven
• 28:25
  in the morning lose to watch his losing his team. I was talking to
• 28:27
  my dad the other day. I was like, you remember that, you
• 28:30
  remember that he took us to that Pokemon movie and I got mad because you
• 28:33
  sleep he didn't watch it with him like bron. But then I told him.
• 28:37
  I was like, bro, if you would have never taken little thing
• 28:38
  a little Pokemon this, But they were like, you know what I mean.
• 28:41
  I was just talking about all this, not only that, not only
• 28:45
  that. I'm surprised you weren't mad the heating during the movie, your ex
• 28:55
  you ever flew and have a baby cry during the trip, Yeah, but
• 29:00
  I got headphones. There's no babies in first class. Don't mact like that.
• 29:03
  No, there's babies in first class. Yeah, food, but there's
• 29:06
  like food. This was like me, he's well he was like for but
• 29:10
  this was prep academy baby. Yeah, Like this fool was like nah,
• 29:15
  he was like fucking looking like David Beckham's kid when he was a baby,
• 29:18
  like for sure where it was like Charlie, don't fucking do this, And
• 29:22
  I was just like, oh, ship right, But this little kid fucking
• 29:23
  folded the napkins and shit. I was like, God, damn, this
• 29:26
  little kid is sophisticated. You don't know what the joy is, bro,
• 29:30
  Like, I don't know what that is, Like he doesn't know what Yeah,
• 29:34
  Like you like, what is ward pats to pop up? I say,
• 29:37
  no, I can't imagine. I mean, this world is crazy.
• 29:42
  I can't imagine. Like half the ship, we don't live without it.
• 29:45
  But headphones on an airplane is man though, dog can't headphones not having a
• 29:51
  headphone, Yeah, noise canceling handles. If you're gonna where those fucking headphones
• 29:55
  that they get the airline, you might as well stick a penis in your
• 29:57
  ear, bro even and then dog, it's way better than nothing, bro.
• 30:02
  Like, like you said, baby crying is the worst. But even
• 30:04
  then, sometimes I just won't want to hear this fucking lay mass conversation about
• 30:08
  you and your fucking person next to you, about where you guys are gonna
• 30:11
  go travel And you have to listen to that because what are you gonna do?
• 30:15
  Nothing? You you can't something to shut up like they're literally just speaking
• 30:18
  having a normal conversation. You have to sit there, dog, You know
• 30:22
  what I do do. Sometimes you don't even want to talk to the person
• 30:26
  you're traveling is. Sometimes you're like, exactly to sleep on the next person.
• 30:32
  But oh, dude, I know you're not excited as I am.
• 30:36
  But I'm excited, though, fucking excited, and I know you guys are
• 30:40
  gonna sit there and show cures. You see the Coachella lineup, Oh,
• 30:47
  it's kind of slaps dog bangers on their homie. All I saw and that
• 30:52
  whole list was Deftones. That's all I saw, Dude. That was one
• 30:55
  on the one where I was like, we're going, we're going, We're
• 30:56
  going, We're going to already going, Dog, I don't know. First
• 31:03
  of all, we have to ask stephtone and he did say he's his list
• 31:07
  is pretty hefty. I'm going I've never I've never been to I've never been
• 31:11
  to Coach, and if I were to have to go, like like,
• 31:15
  I would go for death Tones for sure, just for that, and I
• 31:17
  would just leave it. I want to see Rey. Fuck no, first
• 31:21
  of all, so have you. So I'll give it to that guy.
• 31:27
  He got to Coach. You got to give it to him. You gotta
• 31:30
  give coach. Give him right now. She she's like fact Tailer, a
• 31:36
  fool, that's throw it out. Thoughts with the fly landed on my dick
• 31:37
  for the first time, Xavier, is that the ultimate quote unquote white girl
• 31:42
  festival to be at I'm opposed to like stage Coach or whatnot. Well,
• 31:47
  stage is very country, Like, that's that's racist over here. Stage Coach
• 31:52
  is racist. You said it's not racist, but there's racist people there for
• 31:56
  sure. For sure. I believe that, bro, because most of the
• 32:00
  people that I know they go stage stage coach are like white, white,
• 32:02
  white white. I'm talking about that. They salute the flag every morning,
• 32:06
  type of ship, like Confederate, Confederate flag. It don't matter American or
• 32:09
  Confederate. They both get saluted, Like yeah, like they both get saluted
• 32:14
  in those in those households. But yeah, I'm excited for Coachella. Dolana
• 32:19
  is nice. You're gonna take chili? She woulda take chili. They don't
• 32:22
  like that ship out Tolie. She likes raves, she likes dubsteps, she
• 32:25
  likes that. Oh that's annoying chili, that handbanging ship dog. Yeah,
• 32:30
  yeah, you know what I picked her chili doing right now? Drawing?
• 32:36
  Yeah, because you have her working like a fucking slave dog. Hey,
• 32:38
  bro, I had my fault. I started this year out with ideas.
• 32:42
  Why she's drinking every day? Now? Yeah, you got her drinking every
• 32:45
  day. I report those things every day. You report them. Yeah,
• 32:47
  you're gonna get a flash every time self stop drinking, self harm, self
• 32:52
  harm came. I'm worried about my friends. She should be working on designs
• 32:55
  day sixteen, Day sixteen, self harm Day sixteen, No new designs reported.
• 33:04
  Do not do what he's do. Guys do not. No, I
• 33:08
  really don't report it. Yeah, but I mean she's she's she might as
• 33:15
  well just drink water, bro, that's just nasty. She's drinking modello.
• 33:19
  I do not understand that at all. Julie, be a fucking man and
• 33:23
  fucking drinks man. Drink some whiskey every fucking time. So damn, why
• 33:28
  is it cloudy? No? Dog bait? These Modello's next to me are
• 33:31
  still sitting. Is that good or bad? It's just a it's a barrel
• 33:36
  finish, it's smoke. It's also because it's cold too, Like if you
• 33:42
  leave whiskey out, it'll get cloudy too. Hm. I still drink that
• 33:45
  ship. That's good. Yeah. Somebody said if VR is the future,
• 33:50
  then the future is here. Wait, let's read some of the super chats
• 33:52
  that we got in so far. Future is here and I will be announcing
• 33:55
  the winners for the last giveaways. I know I've been lagging on it,
• 33:58
  but I've just been busy, Like you motherfuckers, I've been keeping me busy
• 34:01
  with whatnot. Follow me on whatnot. I got more sales going on there.
• 34:05
  Thank everybody who's been purchasing on there. And I think there's a sale
• 34:07
  going on tonight with Pokemon cards for all my collectors out there. I'm opening
• 34:10
  up all the cards before I go to Japan so I could buy a shit
• 34:13
  a little more nice. What is it? Yeah, let's go with the
• 34:17
  first day four next month, opening day of l AFC. See, that's
• 34:24
  the thing. Man like, I'm sad that I'm gonna miss it, Bro,
• 34:29
  But if I had to change my flight of anything because of weather or
• 34:30
  something like that, they're gonna lose. I wouldn't mind. We're not losing.
• 34:35
  Ray. Hey, you've seen you've seen Chi Lenny stayed as an assistant
• 34:37
  head coach did. Yeah, dog, he's fucking yeah. Let's tell you,
• 34:45
  Grandpa, stay dog. And you know what's crazy. I have his
• 34:47
  three cards from the twenty twenty three fucking uh what is it? Uh?
• 34:52
  Get him signed? Fuck yeah, bro, I have. I have the
• 34:53
  Chicho cards signed. I don't even get my hope self for the Batlan cards.
• 34:57
  I heard he's a thick I heard when it comes to like meeting fans,
• 35:00
  if it's not a me and greet, he's like, I don't even
• 35:02
  like, you know, just kind of like reached me about it. But
• 35:07
  then yeah, yeah, Chillini is one of the one of the one of
• 35:09
  the fools that I'll fucking for sure get all those cards signed if I can.
• 35:14
  He's cool as cool ass grandpa. All right, let's read them right
• 35:21
  first one j Max c. Hey, y'all, what's up? Foods?
• 35:27
  Happy Wednesday? Ray, you look real Crisp on that camera, my bro,
• 35:30
  thank you shout say he's on the next g W D S T S
• 35:35
  same tu, thank you safe too? Are you doing? Is there?
• 35:39
  You're doing NAS in Canada or what? J Max? Let me know if
• 35:44
  you have NAS in Canada? I mean not the little bitch as whipp it
• 35:46
  tanks though, like you need like, nah, bro, we got We're
• 35:50
  like on another tier, bro, like those big tanks. But it's still
• 35:52
  the same, isn't it still the same substance that comes out you know what
• 35:57
  I mean? Cool costume if we did, if we got if he dressed
• 36:00
  up as Ninja turtles, but we get the backpacks with the NOSS tanks teenage
• 36:04
  nos turtles and then we have a turtle match in the fucking tank. I
• 36:07
  think it would work more if we were like ghost posters, because they call
• 36:09
  you that backpack. What about if we just dressed up as scuba divers.
• 36:13
  We just we just haven't looked up and we just hey, give me idea
• 36:20
  now. But the club dressed up as a scuba driver. What about a
• 36:22
  fireman gotta let you in with your NOSS tank, your outfit, part of
• 36:27
  the outfit. They don't know there's nas in it and at the club.
• 36:30
  Ooh that. Let me tell you something about what were you saying raised?
• 36:35
  Let me tell you something about club and Dog? I just don't. I'm
• 36:38
  glad I never got I never fucking like that shit. Bro. Like I
• 36:42
  see something like there's a point in your life that I know you went to
• 36:45
  the club Dog. But I was thirsty for bitches when I was like eighteen
• 36:47
  or nineteen, and then I was like this, the type of bitches is
• 36:50
  in here. I was like, I'm not in that tier yet. And
• 36:52
  even if I was fucking two time in hold, let me get out of
• 36:54
  here. You didn't go when you were twenty one years old to the club?
• 36:57
  I think I went. I think I went there like once or twice
• 37:00
  because I was with a bitch that fucking that like that they'd like to fucking
• 37:05
  do that kind of ship. And I was just like, all right,
• 37:06
  it's your fucking birthday, bitch. You didn't even go to like Mexican clubs,
• 37:10
  like when you're in Vegas. When you're in Vegas, what you do
• 37:13
  when you don't when youre in Vegas, you can go to the club food.
• 37:15
  I'll tell you right now. I think like the club is cool if
• 37:20
  you got moves, you don't know how to dance, if you really got
• 37:22
  game, and like you're one of those fools that that you're like, hey,
• 37:25
  I go pick up every time Mama boy Mino's fucking Sina or something like
• 37:30
  that, or if you're gay, you really like fucking like dancing, because
• 37:32
  like food, every time I see fools going to the club, Like there's
• 37:36
  some fools that go like food. They like they'll book some nice sass vacation
• 37:39
  like the one I got right like, they'll be like, you know,
• 37:42
  and then and then I'm like, oh damn, we going to fucking uh
• 37:45
  Europe. You can go see the Eiffel Tower. These fools go to the
• 37:49
  clubs with like their group of fucking homies just to do this ship somebody against
• 37:53
  the bottle and they're like the club for ice. Nobody's dancing. It's like
• 37:58
  four or five fucking dude, it's just paid ship a little fucking money to
• 38:01
  just fucking stand around and just this fucking whack ass video of like all four
• 38:06
  of your foods around this ice fucking bottle. Nobody's talking to bitches like like
• 38:10
  I'm like, this is just at just this lame Bro, nobody's dancing like
• 38:15
  there's a lot missing that equation, Dude, a lot missing that equation.
• 38:17
  Like when you go to Vegas, you get bottle service. You lie about
• 38:22
  your job, get bottle service, supposed to be rich, be whatever fuck
• 38:25
  you want. I don't want to ask your ship and they come to you
• 38:30
  Vegas, you get bottle service, the girls come to you, you drink.
• 38:35
  I'm just saying, even then, bro, like yeah, I'm not
• 38:37
  gonna like with with the bottle service that ship. Okay, but these fools
• 38:40
  act all right, you getting bottle service. These fools act like you're taking
• 38:43
  that bitch home and fucking her. There's nothing cool about paying eight times more
• 38:50
  of what that bottle is worth. So you can have these paid bitches to
• 38:53
  come around here with a sign what you're paying for, to have your name
• 38:58
  on there, so everybody could be like, who the fuck is that?
• 39:01
  Somebody. Somebody's gonna come with some kind of thirst because because foods ain't going
• 39:08
  over there and say, oh fucking what is it? Exotic vapes is over
• 39:14
  here, and then like foods like fools fucking pay that kind of layman ship.
• 39:17
  Some chat ass move foods act like oh shit, Exotic Vapes is over
• 39:22
  there. All the foods are gonna be like, hold on, bitch,
• 39:23
  let me follow Exotic Vames. Nobody gives a fuck, bro, Nobody gives
• 39:28
  a fuck. It's not for it's for them. It's their ego boost.
• 39:30
  They can afford it. When you have it, you got it? Why
• 39:32
  not? Clubs are whack? Change my mind, dog, next one next
• 39:42
  damn. Oh, we got a fucking answer from j Nex. He said,
• 39:46
  I got no plug for NOAs love my weed and mushrooms. Though,
• 39:50
  all right, salute man. I mean you should start a fucking NAS International
• 39:55
  hotline dogs NAS anywhere near you. It will be like the Triple A like
• 40:02
  you said of triple nons like weed maps, yeah, like truth like yeah,
• 40:07
  bro, they're likes yo like your no, like you know where the
• 40:14
  NAS is at A. People are getting mad where They're like, you don't
• 40:20
  want all the smoke? Hey for I'm not holding back ship all right,
• 40:22
  he'sn came in hot today like fuck clubs, fuck kids now they say fuck
• 40:29
  kids. Bro. Well you kind of said yes, one and that's it.
• 40:34
  I said one and that's it. Dude. You economic tax okay,
• 40:37
  well you need at least two because you too. You need to at least
• 40:44
  realistically, you don't need anything. Yeah, keeping children, you don't need
• 40:47
  it. Keep the population, keep the population alive, Yeah you do,
• 40:52
  Homie, you need to. Personally, if we're talking selfish and all that
• 40:57
  ship, I mean yeah, you can go. Yeah, if you want
• 41:00
  to be real selfish, you gonna kill yourself. Not you personally. But
• 41:02
  like those people are like yeah, because don't say that on YouTube. But
• 41:07
  the reason I say that is people, the people that really do believe that
• 41:10
  the that we are harmed to the people also believe like they're harmed to the
• 41:15
  to the earth and like money round Bernie Mac fuck damn kids, man,
• 41:22
  it was the next one broight, next one hit her. How can you
• 41:29
  don't like them being toxic? Because I like, I like can be the
• 41:32
  only talk. I like kids in clubs ain't that bad? I like kids
• 41:36
  too, Yeah, and clubs ain't that bad? Agree to disagree. When
• 41:39
  you got it, you got it, club ain't that bad. Once got
• 41:43
  it, you got it bad. That's that it ain't tricking. If you
• 41:45
  got it, at it to bro invest some money somewhere else. If you
• 41:49
  got it, I said, once a year. Once the year is twice
• 41:51
  a year. You can go to the bottle service if you got it,
• 41:53
  if you're doing it every weekend, or like I see some of my homies
• 41:57
  to this day doing every month. I'm like, oh, do something with
• 42:00
  but sit every six months. If you sold that, Like if you guys
• 42:01
  said all dude, hind and hungry, hundred suscribers like you want to go
• 42:05
  to the club, You're like, fuck you, let's go to the club.
• 42:07
  Is never I've never done or been involved in a quote unquote bottle service.
• 42:10
  Is it really? Is it worth it? Really? Come on,
• 42:15
  I'm not gonna lie. I will not go to the club. And what
• 42:17
  what is the biggest perk? What's the biggest day? And it's gonna be
• 42:22
  so stupid because I won't go to the club no more. I'll go to
• 42:23
  raves and music festivals, but I won't go to club no more unless there's
• 42:27
  bottle service, because I'm gonna lie. I don't want to stand like Chousma
• 42:30
  all day for sevince five five hours, Like I want to sit the fuck
• 42:35
  down and have a drink. There's no there's no sitting out of club.
• 42:37
  There's no city whatsoever at a club. So unless you have bottle service.
• 42:40
  And that's the perk is you get to sit the fuck down and you don't
• 42:43
  have to wait and line for for a fucking drink and the females and a
• 42:45
  female makes you drink nothing better than that too, But does the female do
• 42:50
  anything other than give you the drink if you want, if you got the
• 42:53
  money, probably real I haven't. I've never hooked up with them. I've
• 43:00
  never hit the bottle service girl while I got bottle service, id it with
• 43:04
  bottle service check. I've dated the bottle service chake, but I've never did
• 43:07
  like hooked up on the like on the job job, on the job busy.
• 43:12
  I know they gotta clock out. I'm just saying, bro, like,
• 43:19
  if you're gonna go to a club, the expectation to fucking just hey,
• 43:22
  I'm gonna go spend like seven thousand dollars on this bottle service because one
• 43:27
  of these bitches might give me their time of day. That's what if I
• 43:30
  told you on my birthday it's very first Friday, I got a bottle I
• 43:37
  would show up. I got a bottle service for time dog, I would
• 43:40
  show up like I already know what I already know how to do in these
• 43:43
  situations I would do what Bro does. He shows up for an hour,
• 43:46
  has a drink, cranberry and a fucking vodka or something like that. He
• 43:50
  fucking bounces. He doesn't like drunk people around them. I understand that man
• 43:55
  for that reason, because people are fucking hey, what's up? Be real
• 43:59
  hairy, what's up? So like I don't like certain vibes. Bro liket
• 44:01
  like, you know, straight up the next one. But I'll be there
• 44:06
  for an hour. Better enjoy me for that hour. I'll probably be there
• 44:08
  for the whole night, you know, for his bottle service. Yeah,
• 44:13
  that's what I'm saying. I'm not paying for it, that I am not
• 44:17
  getting bottle service a time from birthdase and do not show up thinking, hey,
• 44:22
  I'm a patron subscriber. Can. I was like, no one here?
• 44:25
  All right? Next super Chat Dad, Waxington, what up? He's
• 44:30
  on? What up? Ray? And next gkmsta take a damn me,
• 44:36
  take it down? So I did. I did, But I did buy
• 44:37
  the pro Paine tanks, you know, the big ass ones because I got
• 44:40
  tired his little bitch ass nah the home depot, but I got the gun
• 44:45
  handled to it. So I'm coming through and this ship will burn your home
• 44:49
  through you computerangerous. Yeah, they're not dangerous. I got it at home,
• 44:53
  deepot and that up here he's on next to no. I would say
• 44:57
  bottle service is dangerous. Bottle service is expensive and dangerous. And somebody say
• 45:01
  Christians that He's like, I don't get it. It's so hard to understand
• 45:04
  if you got it. But I'm not talking about foods that got it,
• 45:07
  bro, Like we're talking, I'm talking about like certain foods. And the
• 45:09
  examples that I've used is like I'm like, these are fools that don't got
• 45:14
  it. Bro. You know what I'm saying, Like, which is is
• 45:15
  mind boggling? Like I put up a pole bottle service, yes or no?
• 45:20
  The people will answer, the people will speak the stoner crowd. I'm
• 45:23
  going with no, though. But you know, as a stoner as I
• 45:29
  am, I do like to drink, like drink a beer or a fucking
• 45:31
  cocktail or two or three. We're a different cut. We like not a
• 45:36
  lot of people fucking can drink and smoke. It's true, Like straight up,
• 45:38
  bro, a lot of people are not that they're kind of pussy about
• 45:40
  it, but they're kind of pussy about it. If you're on the mushroom
• 45:43
  for sure. You can do bottle service all night? For sure? Who
• 45:47
  can I'm still excited about that. So you're actually going, Actually I figure
• 45:53
  out how to get there. It's four lands on four twenty Brown there,
• 45:59
  Joey Giro's That is like, my friend don't drive or own a house yet,
• 46:01
  yet he has money and likes bottle service. It makes no sense.
• 46:07
  That's the kind of scenarios I'm talking about. I can see that. It's
• 46:10
  not like I'm It's not like I'm over here hating like you think I'd be
• 46:13
  hating on some shit like I'm like, bro, like like some would feel
• 46:15
  different if, like be real because he's somebody who has it, did bottle
• 46:19
  service every fucking weekend, like people would be like a group of people.
• 46:22
  Game was like, no, I'm talking about these kind of scenarios. Bro.
• 46:24
  We're like if you don't, if you don't got it, which I
• 46:27
  have mentioned the examples I was talking about. But now everybody's been watching the
• 46:30
  whole fucking show for that matter, A bunch of guys hit that thumbs up.
• 46:32
  Bro. I guess it seems like hella like unbalanced ratio bro with a
• 46:38
  super chatter. Yeah, we do Christian is very live right now. Well,
• 46:45
  it's just our opinion. That doesn't mean it's right or wrong. It's
• 46:47
  just our opinion. Geez, yeah, dog, it's fucking real. I
• 46:52
  know who next. Somebody got triggered for sure, was naked, so he's
• 46:59
  on tweak. Yeah good. I was fucking Sam was all mad because I
• 47:02
  wasn't asleeping and you some nark can't holdie. Yeah, Sam was all mad
• 47:07
  as shit. Damn Foodhi are you trying to kill the talent? I can
• 47:12
  see what you're on edge Jay hyper cipher hypercipher. Sorry peace raw raw eason,
• 47:19
  you're still allowed one kid in China? Actually have an answer to that.
• 47:22
  So in twenty sixteen they ended that rule, yep. But I think
• 47:27
  in twenty twenty they picked it up and they said you can have like about
• 47:30
  like at least two kids. But no, they're promoting more because you need
• 47:37
  more than two. You think about it too, as you and your wife
• 47:38
  al Rida right here. Beginning in twenty sixteen, the Chinese government allowed all
• 47:44
  families to have two children, and in twenty twenty one, all married couples
• 47:49
  were permitted to have as many as three children. Three makes of population grow
• 47:55
  yeah two two doesn't even really like they like barely eve and keeps it because
• 48:00
  it's you and your wife. You need to just keep it going. So
• 48:07
  that's why India some countries are gonna overdo it or something or not, and
• 48:09
  you don't funk around. Kind of balances out in some weird way. Globally
• 48:15
  speaking, what's the next one? The next one? Get hit man,
• 48:21
  it's the painter. What's up, homies, it's stupid cold in Chicago right
• 48:24
  now? Chicago, Chicago. Yeah, I saw a real of Chicago,
• 48:31
  dude, the one a Tom posted up. Even the river has like hey
• 48:38
  hey, the one a Tom posted up, And I was like food.
• 48:40
  The ocean looked like like it was right there by the farrest whee. I
• 48:45
  was like, fuck this ship, bro, Like I would literally drive up
• 48:49
  to a mountain and stay there. Bro, on the top of that Paris,
• 48:52
  I would have been in that in that Ferris wheel. No in in
• 48:54
  Chicago. So on Sunday, we were supposed to fly from Wisburg from Pittsburgh
• 49:00
  to Chicago, but then we found out that it was gonna snow, so
• 49:07
  we need up flying into New York and then to California. So I was
• 49:13
  in the fucking I was in. I was in a flight for from four
• 49:15
  them from four It do you hit turbulence? You hit so on your way
• 49:21
  back you hit turbulence. Yeah, and that's why we didn't go through scary.
• 49:22
  Yeah, it's always scary for I hold fucking Sam holds my hand.
• 49:27
  How long along was the turbulence? Because I'm scared of that, bro,
• 49:30
  Like because you know, like when they tell you too. And then to
• 49:31
  top it off, dude, you know what they said at the end of
• 49:34
  the at the plane that had the worst turbulence. I'm not even lying.
• 49:37
  I swear to god, they said, thank you for flying Airline United whatever.
• 49:42
  Whoop do you woo? We appreciate your business. By the way,
• 49:44
  can we give it a round of applause for all ladies crew? Damn Yeah,
• 49:50
  that's why there was fucking turbulence. You need a man up in this
• 49:52
  bitch. It's not like that just meant you guys for sure we're gonna die.
• 49:55
  Bro. You can't predict nature. Come on, bro, we need
• 49:59
  the cambrid the nature. I'm pretty sure if a man I would literally I
• 50:02
  would literally change my whole flight. I might see any little bit of turbulence
• 50:06
  for fucking I'll be like, hey, oh no, like like that,
• 50:12
  bro, I don want to fly clear sky. What's a fucking round of
• 50:15
  applause for all female fucking like a tending crew? What was the need for
• 50:19
  that? Yeah, but that shit seems scary, bro. You ever rid
• 50:24
  of turbulence? Ring? Nah? Thank god? And then let the women
• 50:28
  cook dude, as they always been. I have had a I have had
• 50:31
  turbulance, like on the way back from Japan a little bit when it woke
• 50:34
  me up and I was just it was just a little bit though, like
• 50:36
  where you feel like, but like food has never been like anything crazy bad
• 50:39
  because food, like I've heard some shit is bad like fools be like oh
• 50:44
  yeah, yeah, you know I'll be scared though, Like I looked it
• 50:49
  up because my dumb ass when I fly, I put the trade down and
• 50:52
  go to sleep, put my head over the tray. Not allowed to do
• 50:57
  that, and I always get mad because they always tell me to put it
• 50:59
  up. Might breaking no, because if there's turbulence, that shouldn't hate your
• 51:02
  forehead. I looked it up because I was like, why we was gonna
• 51:06
  put the shoot up? Like I was, you know, I always just
• 51:07
  want to know why you're not allowed to do things because I don't like being
• 51:09
  told. I said, turbulence. Is your plane dropping fifty feet or more?
• 51:15
  Yeah? Yeah, FuG dog, that's scary. Dog. I don't
• 51:21
  want to deal with that. That's all I'm gonna take his Yeah, I
• 51:25
  take a whole fucking ax. That's why they let you drink liquor on the
• 51:29
  plane, fool. That's not gonna save you food. But that's why they
• 51:31
  let you because they can't tell these zannies, but they need something to fucking
• 51:35
  take the stress off, chill out. That's why they let you fucking drink
• 51:38
  on the plane. You know. I know everyone knows this, but you
• 51:40
  know there's a major fine for bringing for you bring liquor on the paint and
• 51:44
  drinking. No, it's not bro, I fucking did that ship on the
• 51:45
  way back. Just because you did, it doesn't mean you're allowed to we
• 51:49
  zone. It is a huge fine for that. You know, it's crazy
• 51:52
  for I walked in there with the sealed bottle of fucking your a egle.
• 51:55
  Yeah, that's a huge fine. I don't want to get deported. I'm
• 52:00
  in the I'm fucking mid air, dude, it's gonna happen. So I
• 52:02
  walked in there with that bottle. I was like, yeah, sealed.
• 52:06
  And then I went in there and I was sitting there comfortably, so I
• 52:07
  just fucking cracked it open and it just pored me a whole out, a
• 52:12
  whole glass food like a cup. Why'd you do it like that? Huh?
• 52:15
  Why'd you do it like that? Because they were offering me their cheap
• 52:17
  ass liquor. Because it's a legal and you can get. It's not supposed
• 52:21
  to happen that zone, does it. We do it at the LAFC games
• 52:24
  too. We need it in. Yeah, I ain't paying three hundred dollars
• 52:29
  for every game next one. So I looked it up. Me fucked up.
• 52:31
  Looked it up. There's a quote unquote fine under title eighteen for quote
• 52:37
  unquote find not more than two thousand dollars or if greater than the amount provider
• 52:43
  under Title eighteen for improper entry by alien in America. I thought we were
• 52:50
  looking up there, you go, yup, two thousand dollars right here.
• 52:53
  But I thought we were looking up the drinking one. What drinking? What's
• 52:58
  the fine for drinking? Up? Playing? For I look it? That's
• 53:00
  that's important more important than me. Dude, don't worry about that. You
• 53:04
  guys, don't worry about how much it costs me to be here. I
• 53:07
  want to worry about this ship. Next one as are funny as hell.
• 53:15
  Good morning, good morning, good morning. Shout out Eddie b Swift.
• 53:20
  Next one got a big list here, j Max, I got no plug
• 53:25
  for not Oh no, I have said that one already big list, like
• 53:29
  Jeff Rest, I still have this. Where's the list? There's a list.
• 53:32
  I want to see the official list. I need an official one,
• 53:37
  not something that's highlighted. Okay, I talk or it talk shout out.
• 53:42
  We don't smoke the same. The club is just an ego rub br Yeah,
• 53:46
  definitely really getting bottle service and letting it pretty grow, pour you some
• 53:51
  drinks is and ego Boots just gets hard for a little bit. But it's
• 53:52
  like a fake ass ego boost because it's not like that she cares Who's I
• 53:58
  heard, Who's I heard? Thinking Big Mac likes them, and that's fine,
• 54:02
  and that's fine. It's it's your man, it's cool, take a
• 54:06
  picture, it's fine. Probably found the fine. The short answers are resounding.
• 54:09
  No. US Federal Aviation Administration also has The FAA regulations state that drinking
• 54:16
  your own alcohol on the commercial flight is obviously prohibited, and those who don't
• 54:22
  comply your face upwards of forty thousand dollars in fines. Forty thousand dollars for
• 54:30
  drinking your liquor. You're shitty ass, Jack Daniels. I was not so
• 54:32
  large age I was drinking. It's a lot. I told you, it's
• 54:36
  no fucking joke, dude, it's no no joke. When I read I
• 54:37
  was fucking bored at the airport. You don't get you don't go to jail.
• 54:40
  So I guess that's cool. And wonder that lady looked at my cup
• 54:44
  like she's like, how did you get your fill up all the way to
• 54:45
  the top? Got you didn't want to tell me, nothing like shout out
• 54:50
  to her. And then if you're driving first class, you don't think it's
• 54:52
  leman first class. You're gota check this out. Alcoholic beverages with more than
• 54:59
  twenty four say, but now more than seventy percent alcohol are limited and checked
• 55:02
  bags two five leaders, which is one point three gallons per passenger. It
• 55:07
  must be in unopen retailed packaging. Then that means you kind of you can
• 55:14
  kind of get away with it, right according to this no tell me not
• 55:19
  supposed to tell me you drunks, I mean because they don't. Also they
• 55:22
  also don't want people getting too drunk. You bring your own link, you
• 55:23
  can get wasted. They can keep a count on you. And by be
• 55:27
  like, okay, you have five jack and cokes. Yeah, got them
• 55:30
  at the zone. Like tell the turbulence, bitch to the turbulence. What's
• 55:36
  the next one? Next one? Click the gate the button to close the
• 55:40
  gate real quick. I was like, man, I don't know who the
• 55:43
  fuck is out there, and we're hearing some screams having a fucking auction,
• 55:45
  But shut the fuck up. Remember when that girl parked the car here to
• 55:49
  go to the club to break that bitch's window. So I gotta give it
• 55:52
  to bro shout out to her. She gave no fucks. I don't know
• 55:53
  who's stick sucking whose stick she was gonna suck that day. Fucking does that
• 55:59
  though, just parking not knowing it's private property or not, just leaving it
• 56:02
  there and be like, you know what's good? The kids gonna be opening.
• 56:06
  Y'all were nice. Y'all were nice when not telling that ship the funk
• 56:07
  out of here. Yeah, it was a bill who that to want to
• 56:12
  slash the tire or something, because man, that she's gonna turn into a
• 56:15
  big ass fucking situation that we don't fucking need. No, that's what I
• 56:20
  meant, and that's what I meant if you were slash the tires, guess
• 56:22
  what she can't need now, Not only that cops might comrad I don't even
• 56:27
  want to talk about the license. Not there. Next one, j Max
• 56:31
  C. I know I could settle for whippets and that ship, but I'm
• 56:37
  gonna do it. I want it to be done right with quality nods and
• 56:42
  you know someone l mk well NOAs international one A want to ease one starts
• 56:51
  uh fucking shipping nods to the homies. Oh no, that's a big deal.
• 56:54
  But not drinking playing just the balloon. You can't like nah bro,
• 56:59
  because you can't just ship that bro like with it like it's like there's certain
• 57:02
  ways to like it's it's combustion. Next one. Next one, E talk
• 57:10
  or right talk is back player comps in Vegas will get you bottle service.
• 57:15
  Yep. I think you know that one. Next yep. But you have
• 57:19
  to be a real big player What does that mean? Though? What does
• 57:21
  that mean? Tell me play all day? They'll bring you drinks for free
• 57:24
  or what? No, they'll comp you bottles bottle service. But you have
• 57:29
  to be like a hardcore, like high roller. How much is your pool?
• 57:31
  How much you gotta put in? I don't know, I've never even
• 57:35
  played like that? Are you crying? The most I've ever got? It
• 57:38
  is like a free dinner. I's tie from Why what'd you have for playing
• 57:43
  five dollars all day? Still cool? For being bubble boy? What is
• 57:47
  bubble boy? Bubble boy means when you play a tournament and you're like,
• 57:52
  so, let's say there's like three hundred people playing and they'll start paying out
• 57:55
  at three, at like thirty, and I'll be like thirty one, damn
• 58:00
  that sucks. So we'll give you free dinner. Like here, don't go
• 58:02
  home all man, It sucking sucks. You're like, I want to shoot
• 58:07
  dinner. Anyways? Why are people asking if this is live or not?
• 58:09
  You can clearly see that it's live looking at it through the fucking YouTube lives,
• 58:15
  ladies and gentlemen, because we do like kind of not lives, yeah
• 58:19
  we do, but come on, people know what this dude, ship next
• 58:24
  one and I think this is the last one. Curious hod Hey eighty four,
• 58:29
  I hungry x Gonghito's collapse. We need more than just that, though,
• 58:37
  Hey, I gong gitos this weekend. Yeah, sad for your tattoo.
• 58:44
  I mean Saturday, Saturday. It's not the Gongito tattoo. Not doing
• 58:47
  tattoo today. You're backing out and looking I'm gonna do it. It hasn't
• 58:52
  drawn. Sounds like you're backing up. Are you gonna? Are you gonna
• 58:55
  get it? Just get up, Just get a printed copy online and just
• 58:58
  give it to her like boom. That's it. It's what I want there.
• 59:00
  He wants it to have Jordan's photo. Shout to Jordan's in there,
• 59:07
  Dude, it's gonna be legit. I want him to look at a rapper.
• 59:16
  Remember that midget, that one midget video people keep sending me. He
• 59:20
  was like you all ghetto negro trying to hip hop. Remember that ship that
• 59:27
  little midget midget that was a cool ass major though, telling you man this
• 59:32
  year, we gotta find a madget. Bro. You already had a madge
• 59:35
  and you were disappointed. When you mean we you mean you? Yeah?
• 59:37
  You? I don't want to mention it around me all day. Dude.
• 59:42
  I could be like, I'm open to have you know, other co hosts
• 59:45
  on the show, regardless of their heights. I could Yeah, I can
• 59:47
  be like the kid Rock a fucking podcasting bro that. I think we already
• 59:53
  are the kid Rock of podcasting in the sense, right, I mean,
• 59:58
  now you need that? Do you need to like the yo see midget?
• 1:00:00
  Yeah? You don't see mineus smoked with that midget? You know what kid
• 1:00:05
  rock who tour with that little dude? That kid Rock midget minus knew that
• 1:00:08
  for he smoked cigarettes and weed with that food. That food died. Dude,
• 1:00:14
  The homie has a dad? Now who the homie midget? He's been
• 1:00:20
  had a dad? I know he is a dad. Dude. Read a
• 1:00:23
  fucking book exaer me and Georgia Greed, Like, you shouldn't be like what
• 1:00:28
  kind of fucking what kind of Yeah? But both your dad's English was my
• 1:00:30
  sakeing legs? What the fuck you want to be doing in legal? Would
• 1:00:32
  you expect me what you expect from me? Maybe read a fucking book from
• 1:00:36
  time to time where like learn learn the like replacement of certain words, bro,
• 1:00:38
  Like it's horrible. How long have you been living in this country?
• 1:00:44
  Not long enough? Obviously, I need a number, though, How many
• 1:00:47
  years? Come on, dog? Twenty seven? Okay, twenty seven,
• 1:00:52
  damn, that's a long time. You gotta you gotta like, come on,
• 1:00:55
  dog, what's the last book? You gotta pick up something else besides
• 1:01:00
  Outsiders? Bro, you know what book I did? Like the Bible?
• 1:01:05
  Hop on pop no no no, no no, no, no, no
• 1:01:07
  no no. Did you ever read the Box, the Box children, card
• 1:01:10
  box called Children or whatever? You don't even know how to say the fucking
• 1:01:14
  book? Dude? Come on, dude, I read the Harry Potter series
• 1:01:21
  all the way to the Goblet of Fire. That's number four. That's it's
• 1:01:23
  a big one. That's the fattest one. Yeah, that's the fattest one.
• 1:01:27
  That's Yeah. All what I'm saying, man, is this Sometimes it's
• 1:01:30
  just like Box Children, the Box carded Children that like grammatical errors. You
• 1:01:34
  could probably get me. I fucked up George's mind. I know, we
• 1:01:37
  talked about it like he's a studioid. I can't wait to like you knows
• 1:01:43
  that he doesn't know. But I did that on purpose. He wouldn't let
• 1:01:45
  me put my name on it. He wouldn't let me put my name on
• 1:01:46
  it. So I was like, all right, I'll let everybody. I'll
• 1:01:49
  fuck it up and I put my own little signature on it that I'm calling
• 1:01:53
  you right now, fucking John calling me. Are you going on Saturday?
• 1:01:58
  Where? What did George? Yeah? What is it? Uh? The
• 1:02:02
  what is it? At the at the at the world famous supposed to be
• 1:02:07
  everybody knows the actress so stupid, I know. He said it right,
• 1:02:13
  yeah, he said it down here. He said, it's gonna be at
• 1:02:15
  the comedy store. Comedy star show up by an album. Don't be fucking
• 1:02:20
  cheap, you know what I mean by a fucking album. He's gonna be
• 1:02:22
  there signing them. Is gonna be there. You know, Tommy's gonna just
• 1:02:27
  take a bite out of the truck. Reviewed it's pretty missed that spot.
• 1:02:36
  Yeah, yeah, Exavier hit the books, not the pooky. Remember that
• 1:02:43
  fucking that that video that George posted up about He was like, this is
• 1:02:47
  three plates, Oh yeah, yeah, Patrick and Patrick's oh my god,
• 1:02:52
  dude, pull that video off dog and it's on the windows the same page,
• 1:02:57
  dude. In the comments. The best ship about it was the comments,
• 1:03:00
  and you put who does this remind you of. And then one of
• 1:03:02
  the comments was the video of the dinosaur the dead. Oh my god,
• 1:03:07
  I cannot see that ship. And then if Tommy does look like that dinosaur
• 1:03:12
  on point and then after you pull that up, can you also pull the
• 1:03:15
  video of the midget so I can see the lineup? So he'sn't can tell
• 1:03:17
  me which is his favorite midget? Oh the fucking I already seen the wrestler.
• 1:03:22
  One is your favorite? None of them looked like novel temages. There's
• 1:03:24
  nothing that you would that you would have permanly have as a call. All
• 1:03:28
  right, maybe let me see the Elvis one of the kind of cool.
• 1:03:30
  I thought that it was a crazy one does now we gotta we gotta have
• 1:03:36
  a major we can control. That's why you want a little small one home.
• 1:03:42
  Like a man said, you should not kick one. You have MS.
• 1:04:01
  Dude, that ship is fucking Tommy straight up. That ship is so
• 1:04:09
  fucking funny, man, the best dude. Dude, did you hear?
• 1:04:15
  Did you guys even talk about it? Oh yeah, he's gonna get signed
• 1:04:16
  by baby Bash. I think that's for real, for real, He's not
• 1:04:20
  gonna get signed, he's signed, but he's gonna do a song with Baby
• 1:04:24
  Bash. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. You tell me gets a song with
• 1:04:27
  Baby Bass's pretty tight. Tommy, you better get all that ship on paper,
• 1:04:30
  That's what I'm gonna say. Yeah, dude, shipped up ship on
• 1:04:33
  paper that your publishing. Whatever you gotta do to make sure that or you
• 1:04:38
  get wa He's coming out this year. He's coming out this year. That
• 1:04:44
  ship is crazy. What do you mean he's coming out? What are you
• 1:04:45
  talking about? PM? He's coming out out of jail. I don't know
• 1:04:49
  who that is, don't know who s PM is South Park Mexican. This
• 1:04:56
  called South Park Mexican. He's a rapper for raps. He was at one
• 1:05:00
  point, I guess, and he hasn't that one fat food. He thinks
• 1:05:02
  wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, and he's I don't know that. Well,
• 1:05:05
  this fucking dumb ass, fucking I don't even believe his story. But according
• 1:05:12
  to him, he was at a strip club and the girl was underage.
• 1:05:15
  But that's not we're on the street street. This was just a straight like
• 1:05:17
  pedal hard. But he comes out this year and like all the rappers are
• 1:05:20
  like waiting for you dog, like that some of them are waiting for them
• 1:05:25
  others are like, is waiting to make a collab with him? Yeah?
• 1:05:29
  So, and then there's some people whore like if you he's like basically the
• 1:05:31
  six nine. But he's coming out I guess this year and oh you know
• 1:05:36
  who you know who told him that he comes out? He needs from him
• 1:05:40
  Alex pretty deep, he told him, you do what what? What?
• 1:05:49
  What is it? What is that food? What is that food? Up
• 1:05:51
  to? Dog? Well, making sure Espion don't step into the valley.
• 1:05:56
  Hey, I saw did you guys see his post? Like it was like
• 1:05:58
  late last night that he posted it? Predict you know, like a little
• 1:06:02
  manifesto of life and all that stuff. He's going through it, going through
• 1:06:06
  it, dog, Yeah, he's to predict. Was he just like saying,
• 1:06:10
  fuck everybody who don't call me? Damn? I did not know he
• 1:06:15
  had diabetes? Sure, god damn. So he's not just pretty diabetic,
• 1:06:21
  he he it's definitely diabetic yea or dude, man, but hey man,
• 1:06:27
  listen to the doctors, you know, get your health in check and all
• 1:06:30
  that damn for that ship is fuck you dog? Why are you telling me
• 1:06:35
  dogs you're going to the doctor? I said, yeah, he's on yahod
• 1:06:39
  for you. Yeah, bitch, I gotta get bad like I was all
• 1:06:43
  fucking dude, I hope you do, sir. Yeah, I hope the
• 1:06:46
  doctor is gonna be like good thing you for coming in. Yeah, fuck
• 1:06:48
  you know, make sure of good. I'm a laugh what he tells you.
• 1:06:56
  And Chris g God got him. Don't lie, stop being you're right,
• 1:07:04
  you think? Hey, fool, all right, so check so dog
• 1:07:10
  remember remember when you remember when when he told us about about his arm,
• 1:07:13
  but like the reason he like his arm got messed up. I went to
• 1:07:17
  a fucking chiropractice and asked him food. It's true, food, but it's
• 1:07:24
  true, but you could get your ship fucked up food, like like you
• 1:07:29
  can fall asleep. Wrong, fool, he sit the right and that ship
• 1:07:32
  cuts off circulation. Food and after a while, like, if you're like
• 1:07:35
  that, you should be, if you're in your sixth senses, you should
• 1:07:39
  be enough to wake you up. But it wasn't. It's all that's where
• 1:07:44
  the fucking damage came. I know, I do believe that. I know
• 1:07:46
  that's possible. But your body, when your when your arm goes numb,
• 1:07:49
  it's your body letting you know, like hey, fat ass, let some
• 1:07:54
  blood in or something cutting off the circulation. But this one didn't feel the
• 1:07:59
  numbness. He just slept preak through it for fucking hours on hours and hours.
• 1:08:01
  Yeah yeah, and at least permanent damage do But yeah, so SPM
• 1:08:10
  messed around with a thirteen year old Yeah, try to he did baby his
• 1:08:15
  friend real. Yeah, damn, there's there's a there's a what is it
• 1:08:21
  like videos with the interview. Baby Bash's like, what do you think about
• 1:08:25
  this? In the beginning, He's like, you know, I wasn't there,
• 1:08:29
  Like yeah, like say that, yeah, like and I'm just like
• 1:08:34
  because this was like a growing ass man child with food sometimes, you know,
• 1:08:39
  like for that food. It's literally like baby Bash is just like this
• 1:08:43
  is like a man child with money. Bro Like pretty much one of the
• 1:08:45
  funniest things when he talked about like, you know, after he does a
• 1:08:48
  show or whatever, he gets fans to come up to him, especially women,
• 1:08:51
  right and there would be some guys who will come up to him be
• 1:08:56
  like, hey, you see my wife right there, she looks good,
• 1:08:59
  right, you know, basically initiating you know, like a threesome up swords
• 1:09:02
  or a type of acting wild. That fool lives a whild that's did that
• 1:09:08
  fool will ask me real crazy questions on air. Bro, Like that fool
• 1:09:12
  would be like, Yo, you don't remember the finest fan you bone or
• 1:09:15
  something like that, or like something or like that that's the thing he or
• 1:09:21
  like something like or you be like you know, it's like you do remember
• 1:09:25
  like some of the finance ones, like because you just start talking about Redish
• 1:09:29
  that's got god he got Sugar Sugar and cyclone Dog. Those are club bangers,
• 1:09:34
  like like I remember dude still making chicks wet to this D day.
• 1:09:39
  I boned to Sugar Sugar. Yeah, but yeah, that's that's what he
• 1:09:46
  That's what he could. That will always be bringing up the craziest fucking questions.
• 1:09:50
  Bro. Do you ask him? Because he answered real looks at him
• 1:09:56
  like he's like, fool, I'm fucking married dog, like you know what
• 1:09:58
  I mean? Like yeah, bro, like you know, I gonna ask
• 1:10:01
  me that ship like and he's already he's ready to get asked. Huh oh
• 1:10:05
  yeah, for sure, ready to get asked. He's like, let me
• 1:10:08
  tell you this. It would be like the baddest one little Yes, the
• 1:10:11
  highs bitch or something like that. Yeah, that was like the perfect fit
• 1:10:17
  to fucking Uh, he'd be like a perfect fit to what's that Norri podcast?
• 1:10:23
  Champs Drink. Yeah, that would be the perfect ship. I remember
• 1:10:29
  one time when we met Norri, that fool fucking was in his trader the
• 1:10:32
  whole time. He did not come out for that show. I was like,
• 1:10:34
  what the hell? What show was not? Oh? He was that
• 1:10:39
  I didn't even know. Yeah, OK. Then he grew up in the
• 1:10:45
  time where we're having like TVs in your car was everywhere? Was cool.
• 1:10:50
  That's just kind of stupid. Huh. Now it's stupid, But back then,
• 1:10:54
  put stupid TV's in the car. Tv is in the car's to have
• 1:10:59
  one, because you know, you could be looking at it. Remember the
• 1:11:02
  SUVs would have it on the on the headset and you go like, did
• 1:11:05
  anybody ever really watch anything good on the Well? I never had a I
• 1:11:10
  never growing up. I didn't have my parents didn't have a car that had
• 1:11:14
  that. Yeah, but you you had a friend that had a van.
• 1:11:16
  Yeah, you can only watch DVDs, use portable DVDs and we put it
• 1:11:20
  on the front. Everybody watches and ship. Did they still come with TV's
• 1:11:27
  cars bands? Yeah, the new ones do for sure, do they?
• 1:11:30
  Yeah? Escalades what's the navigators? For sure, they have that ship something
• 1:11:36
  some of them, but like suburbans have them too, all right, What
• 1:11:39
  cars shouldn't have TVs in them? Every car? Really on the civics,
• 1:11:44
  they don't, That's what I'm saying. But you know when people add them
• 1:11:46
  to like but you can put a stereo, Dow's a screen on pops out,
• 1:11:50
  you can put whatever you have some that she's actually tight. I've seen
• 1:11:56
  the cleanest fucking like like civic right and it's like some with a little water
• 1:12:00
  model of fla like hanging on the top right like this for fucking wearing clearly
• 1:12:04
  a too too tight of a shirt that he got a ross, you know
• 1:12:08
  what I mean. He's he's chilling. And I remember like parking outside of
• 1:12:11
  Disneyland somewhere. I don't know what I was doing. I think I went
• 1:12:14
  to get something to eat and I just seen this food just like post it
• 1:12:16
  bro and he pussed a little screen put the seed back, and I'm just
• 1:12:19
  like, so you're just gonna like kick it, but like in this parking
• 1:12:23
  lot and they just watched this movie real quick like, and I'm just like,
• 1:12:27
  but you know, he probably was waiting for his wife to get out
• 1:12:29
  of work. Though. Now, don't tell me you I know you thought
• 1:12:32
  about it because I thought about it. Don't tell me you didn't think Lamborghini
• 1:12:36
  doors were dope. Never liked him. Lamborghini doors were fucking dope when fucking
• 1:12:42
  fucking fifty cent put them on an escalator and I was like, oh,
• 1:12:45
  dude, that's dope. I never liked him, not even not even the
• 1:12:48
  need for speed. I would never choose cards withbghin. You don't really oh
• 1:12:53
  like I just did it. I just like, I'm like, full,
• 1:12:57
  imagine the day the spring doesn't work it the Kayla pat your point that on
• 1:13:00
  the head, the hydraulic Yeah, the hydraulic. Yeah, I've never I've
• 1:13:02
  never even been in the car with the Lamborghini doors. Now I think about
• 1:13:08
  I've never closed Bamborghini doors. What about the DeLorean doors? They opened differently?
• 1:13:14
  Hey? Those kind of that that ship what kind of sucked though,
• 1:13:16
  right, Tesla's do that? Yeah, but like say you park your car
• 1:13:21
  in between two other you park your DeLorean between two cars? What in the
• 1:13:26
  fuck up the way it opens? Yeah? Full in certain parking spots,
• 1:13:29
  I for sure like think about that kind of ship. I'm like, that's
• 1:13:30
  why those cars have to get valeid like or in certain public places. Bro,
• 1:13:36
  Like, I mean that valet at the mall with the high end mall.
• 1:13:40
  It's not for your fucking you're your fucking Toyota Sienna. You know,
• 1:13:43
  whenever you see some that ship is for fucking a high end car. Bro,
• 1:13:46
  you know what I mean? Suicide doors? You like guys? You
• 1:13:49
  guys like suicide doors? Suicide Are those the same thing as Laborghady doors?
• 1:13:57
  The open reverse? Oh that's pretty cool. I funk with that. Yeah,
• 1:14:00
  like super rich people they can walk out, drive them right in front.
• 1:14:08
  But have you seen like man like some of those things, Like have
• 1:14:12
  seen Lamborghini doors on a Yeah I have. I've seen it on the cord
• 1:14:18
  one time. Yeah. Honda, all right, what's the most spice sized
• 1:14:23
  car you see a driving? Bro? Just go around the table and see
• 1:14:27
  you first. He's like the Honda. I don't know what makes a quote
• 1:14:32
  unquote car Bison, all right, let's just like the certain brand spice size.
• 1:14:39
  Probably trust do they put the Mexican decal like the flag on the you
• 1:14:44
  know, on the review mirror the fucking bumpers. I feel like if we
• 1:14:47
  I feel like if we kicked it at MacArthur Park for for a whole day,
• 1:14:53
  we'd find out what kind of car spic size. Driving like that place
• 1:14:57
  is kind of scary, Bro, I don't like that, Like I get
• 1:15:00
  chicked that when I see that many people. It's fucking wild and you can
• 1:15:02
  feel the tension being there. Fuck yeah, not that little. Have you
• 1:15:05
  ever been there there but carth not in the park, but have you driven
• 1:15:10
  by there? You know where it's at? No, I don't even know
• 1:15:13
  where it's not really it's on like Olverado Street from like let's just say,
• 1:15:18
  from Venice to Bro. I don't go so like all right, from Venice
• 1:15:25
  to Caesar Chalvis, which ends up being Sunset, so that whole grid,
• 1:15:30
  you know, there's just just dog. I just watched I just watched the
• 1:15:33
  fucking uh a little documentary of krypt Mac. But I watched about him.
• 1:15:39
  There's a Door. There's a documentary ourm Did you watch it where they're talking
• 1:15:45
  about why he got locked up and his grandmama, his grandmama was in there
• 1:15:47
  and his mommy was in there. She's a she's a dude. All right.
• 1:15:51
  That's just crazy, Bro, that was crazy people are saying, get
• 1:15:56
  closer to the mic because it's your first podcast. I'm good, right,
• 1:16:00
  Mike, right, you keep going out of it, in and out.
• 1:16:02
  That's the reason I told you to get the new mic. Put it right
• 1:16:06
  here, Eddie, good new teeth yet, oh, Eddie Zuko, I
• 1:16:12
  don't know. I don't think so. I don't think. They said they're
• 1:16:15
  they're on the way. Oh you have to order that ship. Huh.
• 1:16:19
  Yeah, you gotta get him, said you gotta at the plank. That
• 1:16:24
  must suck food, like, imagine losing your teeth. Thought, Hey,
• 1:16:30
  I had a dream like a couple of weeks back that my molars like fell
• 1:16:33
  out of my teeth, like, you know, out of my gums like
• 1:16:35
  nothing. That's not a good dream to have. That's not a good dream
• 1:16:39
  to have. I was tripping for a second. Was the only dream I
• 1:16:41
  had, And nothing like that ever since. But it was trippy. Yeah,
• 1:16:45
  you gotta what is it? I would I would definitely think about it.
• 1:16:48
  They had those dreams before. It's been a while since I've had that
• 1:16:51
  dream, but I do have it a lot. I have dreams were like
• 1:16:55
  for some reason, it depends how there's been times around playing baseball and the
• 1:16:58
  bat hits my mouth and my all my teeth fall off. There's been times
• 1:17:00
  where like I'll trip in my dream and I'll hit the cement floor and then
• 1:17:05
  I get up from my I get up and dreaming all my teeth are missing,
• 1:17:09
  and I don't know. I looked it up, you're supposed to.
• 1:17:11
  I don't even know what it is. But well, you know, you
• 1:17:14
  can't. You can't ask these questions tomorrow, you know, because tomorrow we
• 1:17:18
  will have the win and only my Madrina will be coming on a ka imports
• 1:17:25
  on Instagram will be coming on and we'll be talking about with you guys.
• 1:17:29
  Some of you guys know what's up with it, some of you guys don't
• 1:17:30
  know. She'll let you guys know what that is and what it kind of
• 1:17:34
  I don't know what it kind of. I guess it's kind of like the
• 1:17:36
  Nostra Damus prediction for like the year in the Centuria religion, get your limp
• 1:17:41
  of the year. Yeah, I got a reading. I got my first
• 1:17:45
  reading of the year. Yeah, limp of the year. That's not that's
• 1:17:47
  not it's not a limp of the year. Like, are you get you
• 1:17:51
  get a limp? Ya if you have to but you know what, Yeah,
• 1:17:54
  I do have to do one so so well. I mean, wouldn't
• 1:17:58
  you start the year off right? Like, if I was real Catholic,
• 1:18:00
  I'll start off the year by fucking confessing I can pass. Look, the
• 1:18:03
  only time, the only time you get you're supposed to know if you get
• 1:18:06
  a lipya is if it comes out a fool, you're fucked up right now.
• 1:18:09
  You know you can't eat it. I was like super Catholic, I'd
• 1:18:13
  be right now confessing the beginning of the year, start off clean slate.
• 1:18:16
  I stole this, I did that, I murdered this, I did that,
• 1:18:21
  I let everything out beginning your start clean slate. Yeah, and people
• 1:18:25
  are saying she's gonna beef and argue with her ex she already it's not an
• 1:18:29
  argument, bro, She's just here to fucking I didn't. I don't argue
• 1:18:31
  with her anymore. I argued one time, I finally remember what makes a
• 1:18:36
  car bysa When you see a Toyota Corolla with a Honda or SUPERU like wing
• 1:18:46
  on the trunk, when like that spicy is sucking a car, or when
• 1:18:49
  you see the little spikes on top of the like on the not on the
• 1:18:53
  hood, but on the top of the car that Mitsubishi's have and only Mitsubishi
• 1:18:57
  should have, or you know MOPA cars and ship or on fucking like Japanese
• 1:19:02
  cars. Not my subicion. What about a Pemex or made a Mexico sticker
• 1:19:10
  on a car. If it's on the truck, it's okay. If it's
• 1:19:12
  on a car, If it's on a fucking old if it's a two thousand
• 1:19:15
  and three and under, fucking uh, Toyota Toyota rhanda, that's the go
• 1:19:20
  got here, Hey, but there is a Pemex here like in your like
• 1:19:24
  Southgate or whatever you know, therewhere haven't been to it. Yeah, but
• 1:19:30
  anybody that has a question that will that will be on here tomorrow, like
• 1:19:34
  I say, will be on here tomorrow. So if you have a question
• 1:19:36
  for her, get your super chats in and all that stuff. She will
• 1:19:40
  be answering him. Don't be hitting up something stupid like yo, canna get
• 1:19:43
  a rudy rudo like it doesn't work like that, scheduling here on your own
• 1:19:46
  time, you know, don't ask her to tell you the lottery numbers.
• 1:19:49
  Already tried that and then she didn't work. Ude. She gave me some
• 1:19:51
  stupid news numbers, and I went over there and bought the lottery ticket.
• 1:19:56
  You know that. Don't come over here and I give you numbers. Yeah,
• 1:20:02
  I don't believe he's too scared to get a fucking uh leap out.
• 1:20:08
  I don't believe the hip. And somebody said, what about those uh those
• 1:20:13
  bullet whole plastic decals that spy sized fuck bro? Now you know, but
• 1:20:16
  I've seen it on on like people who are not Bison at all drive with
• 1:20:21
  that ship. That ship is kind of fucking stupid, dumb. It's like
• 1:20:27
  I wish my cor gotta show that. Imagine somebody just walks up and it's
• 1:20:30
  like, hold on, damn, you fix that for you. Let me
• 1:20:32
  fix that for you, dog your ex. I just said that so you
• 1:20:36
  can get off your phone. No, I'm just playing. How is Bobby
• 1:20:39
  Lee dude show you his dick? No, he's not allowed to do that
• 1:20:45
  at the comedy store. Nomore literally to be allowed to do that anywhere except
• 1:20:47
  for like I do this beach or some ship. I agree. No,
• 1:20:50
  he was cool, was cool? Did you put your dick out in public
• 1:20:54
  like some people like Joey Diaz. I could never like just fucking whip out
• 1:20:59
  you're nuts act. I don't think I could ever do that. That's just
• 1:21:01
  it's not it's not even like a confidence thing. It's just like, hey,
• 1:21:04
  bro, it's my my nuts at But then they get think about it
• 1:21:08
  when you're old, bro, Like I let me Like, when you're old,
• 1:21:11
  you're like, who the fuck wants to see this dick? Like you
• 1:21:14
  see these balls? Nobody cocksucker? Yeah, bro, Like, I don't
• 1:21:20
  know, I'd be like, it's kind of scary. I don't know.
• 1:21:25
  I don't know if I could ever just whip my dick out public? Could
• 1:21:28
  you ever do porno? Like full on food? Because you know what's crazy,
• 1:21:33
  I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it, though, I'm really
• 1:21:35
  gonna do it. If you're gonna you're gonna add them twenty two it.
• 1:21:40
  I'm not even gonna peelv that ship. It's gonna be it's gonna be a
• 1:21:44
  biographer in the building because to Adam twenty two, itt, that's ballsy dog?
• 1:21:48
  What do you mean by Adam twenty two like just to start fucking just
• 1:21:51
  like like it's like, hey, we're gonna do an interview and then go
• 1:21:56
  ahead with my wife not too bad and then like fool, like he's he's
• 1:22:00
  talking about he's like, all right, fucking a girl anymore is not enough
• 1:22:03
  that he's like we're gonna trance chick and and then and then you know what
• 1:22:08
  I mean, I don't think he'll do you think he'll do that? This
• 1:22:11
  fool sounds like he's just itching for like for Lenda to be like, all
• 1:22:14
  right, let's do it. Do you think he's just trying to up everything?
• 1:22:16
  Now? Are you really? You really think he's into it? I
• 1:22:19
  think he's probably into it. He talks about it like he's into it.
• 1:22:23
  Damn, that's crazy. Like what would you do if you got What would
• 1:22:28
  you do if you got a trick like that? Like is that something that
• 1:22:30
  would leave you mentally scarred you hooked up with it? Yeah? No,
• 1:22:33
  ship, Like would you feel would you feel venteful? Like you want to
• 1:22:36
  beat your ass? I mean you're I mean, I'm not trying to go
• 1:22:40
  to Joe for us of my life at the end of the day. But
• 1:22:42
  I know, but like like he's just fucking like a smooth criminal, like
• 1:22:47
  you know what I mean, Like I don't even like that's just traumatic dog
• 1:22:51
  like because like if you're straight guys have killed. Okay, I'm not saying
• 1:23:00
  thank your YouTube, we love you. They don't like this conversation. Yeah,
• 1:23:01
  but I'm saying I'm saying, I'm saying like I'm gonna give my licks
• 1:23:05
  off, licks off, bro, like I'm gonna fuck you up. No,
• 1:23:10
  you should know anyway. Come on, dog, you should know anyways.
• 1:23:15
  Dog as a man, I can type that. Bitch, what if
• 1:23:16
  they have the operation? Some of these, some of these you should still
• 1:23:20
  know. Dude, you should fucking ask her. Ask to see her pictures
• 1:23:24
  as a kid. Dog, let me see pictures of you as a kid.
• 1:23:29
  When you see you has a picture as a three year old, that's
• 1:23:30
  what you ask. You're gonna start asking if gonna start start asking that.
• 1:23:34
  But but after he though, what before you go on their Instagram? And
• 1:23:39
  you always go on their instagram? Score? But everybody has that. But
• 1:23:42
  I'm saying, like, what, who doesn't have an Instagram? Don't I'm
• 1:23:44
  saying, like pictures of themselves as a kid. I'm just saying like,
• 1:23:48
  you gotta be on a like relationship type of level if you're gonna ask her
• 1:23:51
  for pictures of them when they're younger. I'm also also I also don't think
• 1:23:54
  they're doing that. They should think it's funny that you bring that up.
• 1:23:58
  Adam has somebody as an interview and then was this bitch who. She's like,
• 1:24:00
  yeah, I fucking do that ship all the time, and I'm just
• 1:24:02
  like, damn, what are you gonna die? Eventually she's gonna run to
• 1:24:06
  some gonna kill her. I mean, I'm not saying that, but I'm
• 1:24:11
  just I am. It's gonna happen. It's happened before. Look it up.
• 1:24:15
  Guy kills Tranny Why because fucking she'd wanted to tell him she got a
• 1:24:19
  trick? Yeah? Who just had a who just had one too? You
• 1:24:25
  know? Oh you saw the episode frank Is Steele had one with fucking Frank
• 1:24:30
  and Steele had an episode of Pauly Shore and they had one on there,
• 1:24:32
  and she's like, yeah, that's dangerous. You shouldn't be doing that and
• 1:24:35
  not disclosing that you're a dude. Well that's dangerous. Yeah, dude,
• 1:24:43
  Cobny, he's disclosed. If you're gonna do it, disclose it. That's
• 1:24:46
  a pretty that's a pretty fucking scary thing for somebody to go through. Because
• 1:24:49
  I bet you these days, like if you're out there in a dating game
• 1:24:51
  like that, if you're young, that's like the norm food go through what
• 1:24:55
  exactly I get trick? Like that? Like if you're a straight dude and
• 1:24:58
  they're like many it's really worried about getting trick. I don't have to worry
• 1:25:02
  about it. Don't worry about it. But I'm like I saw that interview
• 1:25:08
  and that's how I was like, damn man, like these these younger generation,
• 1:25:12
  like this is like they got another probability in the mix. Now you
• 1:25:15
  should know, bro, Like how do you know how five o'clock shadow,
• 1:25:17
  how long no you can get? How how long you're hanging out with her
• 1:25:20
  that you don't have fucking you can't feel a stubble? And then how bad
• 1:25:25
  is this fucking surgery? Dog? I guess type in, type in,
• 1:25:29
  type in, don't type it in ray, but like, look up,
• 1:25:32
  look up, look up. Somebody wrote big problem in Mexico. Right now
• 1:25:38
  with that exactly, type in a fake vagina and tell me if you couldn't
• 1:25:41
  tell, bro, I've seen I've seen enough to know that it's not supposed
• 1:25:45
  to look like that. If it looks like that, that you can catch
• 1:25:48
  an STD or look at how deformed that ship looks. I've never seen the
• 1:25:55
  trans vagina. You're not Google googled it? All right, there's some stuff
• 1:26:00
  here? How bad is it? Ray? Well, I'm not looking at
• 1:26:03
  pictures. I okay. I typed how much is male to female conversion or
• 1:26:09
  vice? Labia plastic refinement of the labia minora four to six thousand dollars clitteral
• 1:26:20
  plastic creation if clteral structure three to six thousand dollars perotonio pulled through. I
• 1:26:30
  don't use of perotonio lining to create a vaginal canal candle whatever. Fifty to
• 1:26:38
  twenty five thousand dollars cheap, dog, Yeah, foo dog. That's crazy
• 1:26:44
  that there are some people who are willing to pay that much. Look at
• 1:26:46
  it, now, look at it? Tell me you can, Ray,
• 1:26:49
  you've seen a couple of vaginas, I would assume. Could you? Could
• 1:26:54
  you be tricked by that? The thing looks like it looks horrible? Dude?
• 1:26:57
  I wouldn't. I wouldn't know. Click immages a lot, look and
• 1:27:00
  then oh this is great, This one's great, dude. Pannect to me.
• 1:27:05
  Surgery removal of the penis eleven hundred to twelve hundred dollars cheap Want to
• 1:27:14
  get rid of it. You can get that. You can get that.
• 1:27:16
  I'll pay for it. Chat room five hundred subscribers on all right, check
• 1:27:25
  out this one, MF MFT MTF or or kite I can't even pronounce this
• 1:27:33
  one, or kite to me surgery removal of the testes so bilateral surgery,
• 1:27:39
  you know, and there's a you know what if you just remove the one
• 1:27:43
  thousand dollars and the recovery time is two to four weeks, So even if
• 1:27:47
  you wanted a bone, you still couldn't. Volvo plastic creation of external genitalia
• 1:27:54
  with vulver features one hundred bucks, you know, And that's I'm not down.
• 1:28:01
  I don't have the money. And you know that some people that are
• 1:28:04
  not doing it because they don't have the money. There are some people that
• 1:28:08
  are like, dude, if I can get it for free, I get
• 1:28:10
  it done right now. Any surgery in America is kind of like if you're
• 1:28:13
  in these days oo oo oo oo tracheal shave. That's the name of the
• 1:28:18
  surgery shaving the trachea to reduce the Adam's apple appearance see commonly referred to as
• 1:28:26
  Adam's apple reduction surgery. Gets the cost. Guess the cost, guys,
• 1:28:30
  ty Tank Graham six hundred and forty dollars. That's it, Well according to
• 1:28:35
  this, Yeah, yeah, it's not much. You just get a fucking
• 1:28:40
  sandgrinder. Chin feminization, dude. The names are wild chin feminization surgery,
• 1:28:46
  chin enlargement to create a work feminine chin, and jawline enhancing the facial structure
• 1:28:51
  to be more feminine. One to fifteen hundred dollars. Basically, you're gonna
• 1:28:59
  spend a lot of money try to become a chick or a man whatever either
• 1:29:02
  way. Good Look it's a lot, dude, it's a lot of It's
• 1:29:05
  a price of pay to be who you are. That's crazy. Yeah,
• 1:29:10
  you could except who you are. That's just what happens, except who you
• 1:29:15
  are. Just be fat, dude, Stop going the gym slip slid bee
• 1:29:20
  fat little littles, Littles, you and Lizzle can stand together. You guys
• 1:29:25
  would make a good couple. Fuck you, good power couple. You you're
• 1:29:30
  in little You know you better find a girlfriend now because once that hair finish
• 1:29:32
  just falling off, Exavier, I don't know who's gonna want your ass.
• 1:29:38
  I don't have that problem, bitch. Well I'm gonna look good ball on
• 1:29:41
  tripped. You got like a Tommy Pickle ship head. There's like dance and
• 1:29:44
  ship that we don't know about. That's why I can't read. That's why
• 1:29:47
  you can't read. Dropped on your head. You probably have like a volcano
• 1:29:53
  shaped head where there's like a little dimple in the back. I don't know,
• 1:29:58
  dude, I'm a DM little to your phone. You can't and you
• 1:30:00
  can't even like go to like you can't even go to Turkey. Like if
• 1:30:03
  I wanted to fix my balldness, I could just go to Turkey whenever I
• 1:30:06
  want. I got a passport. Chili Charlete's full dating Liszo. Please,
• 1:30:14
  Chili is not gonna do it's on photoshop. There we go. That's two
• 1:30:24
  to three. You can come on Chili if she can, if she does
• 1:30:27
  that before any of my fucking designs, fucking I'm for sure gonna fucking be
• 1:30:33
  to fire her due you're you're good, Chili. You know you know you'ren't
• 1:30:39
  going nowhere? Who else going? I'm for sure fucking taking it out next
• 1:30:42
  Daber. Oh fuck yeah, straight up. Yeah, So I was your
• 1:30:51
  stupid gay ass trip. It was fun, it was cool, it's cold,
• 1:30:55
  I was, uh, I was gonna ask you, if you were
• 1:30:57
  a girl, would you be my body? My choice? Top a girl
• 1:31:00
  take your Plan bes all the time? That bro pretty much answer the question
• 1:31:08
  saying, yeah, I wanna take a Plan B. I'm gonna take the
• 1:31:11
  Plan beef. Won't take two. I'll take two straight up? And when
• 1:31:15
  was if you take two? I'm gonna look that up, dude. There's
• 1:31:18
  some girl I was watching some stupid you know, the stupid horse being horrors
• 1:31:21
  on it on Instagram, some bit ship. She's taking like at least two
• 1:31:26
  to three hundred pills. That's not good for you. That can't be good.
• 1:31:30
  She's taking Plan B every other weekend. She for sure is not gonna
• 1:31:34
  have kids. It must fuck that up, dog, It must suck up
• 1:31:39
  like your full fucking baby baby machine making ship over there, you're gonna have
• 1:31:43
  like autism and a cliff. What if a guy takes a Plan B turns
• 1:31:47
  it to you buy something out right, that's pretty simple. You know it
• 1:31:54
  might lead to horrmone balance and or imbalance and cause adverse effects. I'm gonna
• 1:32:00
  look up the guy, though. I think if a guy takes birth control,
• 1:32:04
  what happens that ship? You just develop estrogen. I think it's really
• 1:32:10
  bad for your organs. Though good news. Nothing will happen if he only
• 1:32:15
  took one's whatever the fuck that means. But what about if, like what
• 1:32:23
  about if you like took like more though, like if Exavier gets on a
• 1:32:26
  regimen of birth control, that's not good for you. I don't know,
• 1:32:30
  man, you gotta think about it. All this like medical tech. It's
• 1:32:32
  so advanced that, like, you know, like what the plan B does.
• 1:32:36
  You know obviously has effects to a woman, but if a man were
• 1:32:40
  to take it, nothing would happen based on you know, or chemical balance
• 1:32:44
  or whatever whatever. You know. I wouldn't take no, fucking yeah,
• 1:32:47
  I wouldn't take it either. You know there was male birth control, I
• 1:32:49
  wouldn't take it either. No game, I don't know. You wouldn't take
• 1:32:56
  male birth control. Get pimples. They gained way now, all of them.
• 1:33:01
  Some of them it works for them in the better, you know what.
• 1:33:03
  Some of them. Some of them are fucking crazier. This is based
• 1:33:08
  on genetics. I mean, it depends on the pill too, though,
• 1:33:12
  because I mean I think you have to like do a test trial. There's
• 1:33:14
  like so many fucking medicines, so many different type of controls. I don't
• 1:33:16
  know, dog, got to deal with that ship. I just pull out,
• 1:33:23
  just pull out all the time, always, even when they're like no,
• 1:33:26
  leave it in, no bitch, pull out. That would happened this
• 1:33:31
  weekend. No, nothing happened this weekend. That was just what happened.
• 1:33:38
  Nothing happened, what happened? Nothing happened for you tripping? How was your
• 1:33:43
  what did you do out there? Fucking performed and had a great time.
• 1:33:45
  Oh and I got my first applause break and I didn't know what to do.
• 1:33:49
  I ain't gonna lie dog, give mean a plause break. I didn't.
• 1:33:53
  I landed a dope a joke. I learned it perfectly, and I
• 1:33:56
  got I got a plaus break. Whe everyone started clapping, and I was
• 1:33:58
  like, all right, chill, it's not that fun guys, let me
• 1:34:00
  keep going. Yeah, I know, I ruined my own fucking approse break
• 1:34:03
  out. I can't. I fucking stopped over and even Sam was like,
• 1:34:06
  why don't you let that simmer? And I was like, oh, I
• 1:34:08
  don't know to do it this popular? Yeah, I was like, it's
• 1:34:13
  not that funny. Well, yeah, I need to chill. It was
• 1:34:15
  a good joke. Though I landed surprise he didn't come and hear bragging about
• 1:34:19
  it. M hmm. I've been working on this joke for a long and
• 1:34:23
  for a cool minute and it's good. Though it's good. What's the longest
• 1:34:27
  it's taking you to successfully write the joke? And then I have a perform
• 1:34:32
  on stage? I use them so I usually like test trout, like I
• 1:34:39
  have this joke that I that I tested. So Sam wants me to do
• 1:34:42
  stories, okay instead of jokes? Now is everybody trying to go do stories?
• 1:34:46
  I know I don't. Yeah, I don't really doesn't always stick and
• 1:34:50
  does it? And I don't want to do that. Even though I love
• 1:34:54
  Bert, I don't want to have the machine. I don't want to do
• 1:34:57
  this whole fucking thirty minute just one joke basically based on make some ship up.
• 1:35:01
  Yeah, so I did this, I did this one little story.
• 1:35:03
  I did this one little story this weekend and it worked. But so,
• 1:35:08
  how long has it taken you to write a joke? Like, like,
• 1:35:13
  you know, I said this took me long. What's the longest it took
• 1:35:15
  you? Then? No? No, no, no, like to it's
• 1:35:17
  to land it good? It took me a while, Like to get like
• 1:35:19
  I landed it like where I got, Like I set everything up. I'll
• 1:35:24
  tell I'll tell it to you and you'll be like, you tell me the
• 1:35:26
  joke. But I just want to know how long it took you, Like,
• 1:35:28
  did it take you months? Weeks? Like to write it? Probably
• 1:35:30
  like a week all right, Like like a week to set it up and
• 1:35:33
  then on state. I kept doing it and I finally got it, like
• 1:35:38
  figured it out at least. I think that's tight. Yeah, it'll be
• 1:35:43
  fun. You didn't eat out there? Pretty good? He didn't. It
• 1:35:46
  was cold, dog, I was. I was on a soup regiment,
• 1:35:49
  super regiment, dog souper ramen, fucking clam chowder, Chicago soup. Yeah,
• 1:35:55
  because it was so coold. Reason the weed was all right too.
• 1:36:00
  Oh yeah, that's right, you were. How'd you find weight out there?
• 1:36:04
  So brought it shout to the homie. We don't smoke the same mm
• 1:36:09
  hmm. No cocaine coming around no more. Maybe because I'm gonna. I've
• 1:36:13
  been laying off of it too, so has George. George been going to
• 1:36:15
  the gym. I don't know. I don't trust me. I got as
• 1:36:19
  timmy dog. We went. We pulled up to on Monday to the podcast
• 1:36:24
  and he showed and we show up and he was like this feel it.
• 1:36:29
  That doesn't feel it, That does not fucking feel it. Dog. Before
• 1:36:32
  we walked in the door and I was like, get out of here.
• 1:36:34
  He's like, he's like, feel it, Dog, I've been working out,
• 1:36:36
  Bro, I'm ready for my special. I was like, all right,
• 1:36:40
  all right then, Dog, So he's been working out. Is he
• 1:36:43
  gonna do a special? I think this year? Yeah, I think this
• 1:36:45
  year he should write that ship after his vinyl. He wanted to do this
• 1:36:46
  vinyl. First, he wanted to do this ship. Get out of the
• 1:36:49
  way, and then I think he should do his special. He's ready for
• 1:36:53
  it. I'm ready. It's like an hour of new material he does.
• 1:36:57
  I mean, he has new ship, but like he needs to record that
• 1:37:00
  joke. We heard that bird joke just slaps, but needs to be written
• 1:37:02
  down, like I no offense, and like I've heard it, George,
• 1:37:05
  I've heard it so many times, like no offense to him, it always
• 1:37:09
  hits. It always hits. The best joke. It's the one of one
• 1:37:12
  of the best jokes I've ever heard. Remember, that's so perfect. When
• 1:37:14
  he starts planning to actually shoot it me and Bro, for sure, I
• 1:37:17
  can shoot that ship. Let's do it. Yeah, look good? Yeah?
• 1:37:24
  And I heard him complaining about me on the podcast. Folks were talking
• 1:37:27
  a lot of ship everybody in the chat room. Before I read it,
• 1:37:29
  I rewatched the video. I was there, y'all, Folds are haters everybody.
• 1:37:33
  But what what what Cat Williams saying? Let them let a hatter do
• 1:37:36
  the mother fucking job. What's their job? It's a motherfucking hate so hate
• 1:37:40
  on me? A ton said, I bet actually gets to feel it a
• 1:37:44
  lot? What a ton said? I bet actually gets to feel it a
• 1:37:48
  lot? What'son? What's up? Yeah? What's up? I'm the only
• 1:37:56
  one that I'm the only one who's fucking yeah, I'm only who defends you
• 1:37:59
  here, so fucking playball for he does not defendy Bro. Yeah. Do
• 1:38:01
  I say he's the best roller. I always thought hes supposed to chill and
• 1:38:04
  he's always like, never mind, but never mind. I want to get
• 1:38:13
  political on here. Say that word. I want to get political on here.
• 1:38:15
  You just don't want to call him the word I used to call you.
• 1:38:19
  You do say that a lot? Hater? And I was like,
• 1:38:23
  he's not. He takes pictures of naked females and you're like, he's still
• 1:38:28
  is one. I'm like and I'm like, no, he's not. Are
• 1:38:33
  you Are you ready for the game? Got like a whole fucking other month.
• 1:38:40
  I don't know, but I've been seeing the only one every day,
• 1:38:42
  your work. The only one is ready work. I don't know who posted
• 1:38:45
  the time, you know, countdown one month and something in fifteen days.
• 1:38:53
  Yeah, that's quite a timeline a long time. Only. Look, the
• 1:38:56
  only count that I'm looking forward to is going overseas. Dog. Yeah you're
• 1:39:00
  excited. Fuck, yeah, Dog, I just want to just chill,
• 1:39:02
  dog. Ten days? Yeah, ten days then, Or you're really gonna
• 1:39:10
  you're really gonna save up a big guys mascle dog, Like you're really gonna
• 1:39:15
  not take a ship, Like, let's say you fly Friday. You're not
• 1:39:18
  gonna take a ship. Start building to get an airplane? Yeah, you're
• 1:39:24
  fuck did hurry up? It's not prison, dude, County. I'm not
• 1:39:32
  gonna no, I'm not gonna be fucking hoarding ship. Fucking what is it
• 1:39:40
  south Park over here? Fucking Yeah, I don't know, but the Japanese
• 1:39:46
  toilet is a hell of an experience. I'm telling you dog, whoever has
• 1:39:49
  one in America that's leaving right there, Like, I mean, if you're
• 1:39:54
  just like, I wonder what celebrities would have a pilot Japanese celebrities we don't
• 1:39:58
  know about Japanese should have checked on a on Black Friday. Maybe they had
• 1:40:00
  a fucking special. What's the brand that you want? I don't know the
• 1:40:04
  brand. I just expensive went at home Depot. I thought you went to
• 1:40:09
  Home Deepot and they have like a five thousand dollars Yeah, I just I
• 1:40:12
  just know that's the five thousand dollars toilet. Oh you didn't look at the
• 1:40:15
  brand? I see one isn't a t u f o. I can't you
• 1:40:17
  know, I can't spell t uf or something like that, Toto Toto.
• 1:40:25
  Yeah, the brand Dog, that's the brand. I very ironic because there's
• 1:40:30
  a very famous Japanese animated film called My Neighbor Totoro. Oh that's funny.
• 1:40:34
  Yeah yeah. Are you excited for the ramen? Real ramen according to you?
• 1:40:39
  Because you use you every time we eat? I found every time we
• 1:40:41
  ate. No, no, no, the best ramen is that talks right
• 1:40:44
  there. No, it's not dog, that's an aton goes because there's a
• 1:40:49
  little boyfriend over there, but what is it? No, the best one
• 1:40:57
  is that spot we went to in America, places like in the California.
• 1:41:00
  Yeah, that spot. You know, it's crazy. The last time I
• 1:41:02
  showed up the fucking chef the manager, and the chef comes up and he
• 1:41:06
  was he likes the jacket and he googles the ship. He falls is this
• 1:41:11
  you? And I was like yeah, he's like tell him what I do
• 1:41:13
  And he comes back with a play the fucking some short rib and some god
• 1:41:16
  just done the most tender meat put in the ramen. Okay, of course,
• 1:41:21
  of course that's the only new favorite spot. Yeah, it was how
• 1:41:26
  you review it? I shot at him out, so I hit up the
• 1:41:30
  manager. That place is dogging. It was on point dog. Yeah,
• 1:41:33
  there's no like there's kind of a line, but it's not you get like,
• 1:41:36
  how can you explain it anymore? No, like what type of like
• 1:41:40
  how do you just like like, oh, it's very traditional where it's like
• 1:41:43
  uh, like you just they give you a piece of paper and you decide
• 1:41:45
  before this so only you only spend two minutes waiting. Yeah, the only
• 1:41:48
  spend two minutes waiting for the food to get there. She's good. Brother,
• 1:41:54
  fucking bro. Do you know what I had to this weekend? It
• 1:41:56
  was fucking great. Shabu shabu. For the first time you ever had that,
• 1:41:59
  that's that's place. But it's good you ever had I never had that
• 1:42:02
  ship ever, dog Like that ship was fucking good. I was like,
• 1:42:05
  what the fuck. That's the only thing about dating chicks. You go to
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  the places that you've never been, like that place, Like I went to
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  one place that that place is dope. Yeah, like the soap right yeah.
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  Yeah. They give you the soup and then like the if you ever
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  had that right shop shovel Yeah, no, so they bring you the broth
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  and ship like that and and and you know, they get cuts of meat
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  and you just throw it in there and they kill through vegetables and ship and
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  it's it's like making your own soap o but you get a little messy.
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  pot. Yeah, it's praasically like a hot pot. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:42:42
  you ever done the hot pot? That Korean? I don't know if it's
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  Korean or not. I think I've done it before, Like, no,
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  I don't think I've done exactly. Oh yeah, you know what, Yes,
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  I have. It comes as like a it's like a cast iron pot,
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  right, yeah, it is boiling and ship. It's boiling and ship.
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  So I've had that. I don't mean, yeah, I liked it,
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  but it wasn't like, ah, this one was pretty cool. Shabu
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  Have you ever had that? It's one of them I have. That's
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  pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, you've been there some
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  in my house. You go to places, don't place by myself? Yeah,
• 1:43:19
  day is that the only time you take you you eat out, bro,
• 1:43:23
  when you take a girl out by myself? Yeah, I'm not gonna
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  eats it all the time. Yeah. Remember, and I'm super bad fucking
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  door dash where the guy gets the chick. Dude always ad. I'd be
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  like what because you're listed under their sucking their No, No, they're creating,
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  like all the girls are like, now a bonner. What was pitching
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  the tent when he gave me a tip he opened the door, he was
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  pitching the tent. No, what are you talking about? You don't like
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  fun? That's pretty cool, but that's just fucking Thicago. That's just cargo
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  without fu condiments. Bro I mean they're all they're all condos there, all
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  sense of the word. Yeah, it's just different countries doing even even broccoli
• 1:44:42
  cheddar soup is a caddle. I don't that's just don't vicity, you know,
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  the stop. That's a soup. That's a cad caddo soup. Right.
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  type of soup. It's in the souper family. Somebody said he's on
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  look up Italian candy Negarita. I just kind of read it, and uh,
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• 1:45:30
  Christian Soularsano. Former l a f C keeper Maxim Creepoo signs with Portland.
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  Man, Oh that's it, they've taken it. You gotta everything, man,
• 1:45:44
  we got a world class goalie. Let him go. Let go.
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  We got world class. We got like a premiere world last time, remember
• 1:45:51
  last time you complained about a world class player. It's true. You gotta
• 1:45:57
  understand what. I'm not sitting on him. I'm not shitting on him,
• 1:46:00
  though, I'm not over here talking about like, oh fuck this food,
• 1:46:02
  fuck the new goalie. I shipped on the other two world class players.
• 1:46:06
  But like, I'm hold him back. I'm gonna let him see what he
• 1:46:09
  does. But I'm just saying, y'all, Portland, y'all can have that
• 1:46:13
  broken leg. Motherfucker. He was cool, but he ain't. He ain't
• 1:46:17
  fucking l af C no more. And that is what it is, homie,
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  except except for except for Teacho and he quit the MLS. He went
• 1:46:27
  back to he was playing in Bogota or something like that. He plays.
• 1:46:30
  I don't know. I think he's he's done with Uh, he's not with
• 1:46:33
  Salt Lake. Nonmar l af C is fucking stupid. Not resigning that food,
• 1:46:38
  Man, How the fuck did I gonna? Man? That ship pissed
• 1:46:41
  me off so bad though, they should have resigned that food. It's not
• 1:46:44
  like we need a fucking striker. But no, these foods are over here,
• 1:46:47
  fucking going to Zurich or fucking like countries like that, trying to get
• 1:46:50
  players that nobody's hurt of so we can make them popular over here. Like
• 1:46:55
  that ship is cool, No, bro, but like people like motherfuckers we
• 1:46:58
  can relate to man like. But I get it. The motherfuckers that look
• 1:47:01
  like Zurich motherfuckers have more money, you know what I'm saying, So they
• 1:47:05
  want to attract that kind of demographic. Anyway, everybody knows, Bro,
• 1:47:10
  this MLS good. Don't even keep up this with this year. Bro,
• 1:47:13
  That's why we don't mind taking the l this year, because this year it's
• 1:47:15
  catered to MESSI. So if you guys don't want to watch am soccer.
• 1:47:19
  The Champions League is coming back very very soon, so let's see some real
• 1:47:25
  soccer. You know what I'm saying, Well, you know European soccer and
• 1:47:28
  ship. Yeah, like for real, Like I can skip this whole season
• 1:47:30
  if I have to be honest, and by season tickets I already haven't.
• 1:47:33
  I already have them. But that's real estate, bro, I fucking you
• 1:47:36
  know what I mean. Like I would buy two more tickets in that section
• 1:47:40
  because that's real estate. Bro, You're always gonna make your money back.
• 1:47:43
  But but you know, I don't expect much this season, bro, But
• 1:47:48
  it's all catered to MESSI. Bro. They let them built that super team.
• 1:47:51
  They're they're gonna be champions. He is a world champion. Tell me
• 1:47:57
  they're not gonna be going to feel the first Ray Galaxy has to be zero.
• 1:48:03
  So we'll see how I haven't put on the jersey the first game day,
• 1:48:08
  I'm gonna put it on and you know see where it goes. That
• 1:48:12
  is a pretty dope kid, though, that's a cool kid. That's the
• 1:48:14
  That's the only reason I'm gonna show what by the jerseys, just because I
• 1:48:16
  hope, I know we're gonna have a way better jersey, Like, hey
• 1:48:19
  man, stop making those like fucking sport fit fucking ass fucking jerseys. I've
• 1:48:24
  seen the fucking the Galaxies kid. That was thick. That ship was fucking
• 1:48:29
  grass sool dog. I was like the fuck man, we get cheated little
• 1:48:33
  thing. That's one bro, one fucking joint falls on that ship hole like
• 1:48:38
  you know what I mean, Like, man, we sware, Yeah,
• 1:48:43
  Bro, I don't know what the fuck l am she's gonna do. Bro,
• 1:48:45
  But you know, I'll tell you this. We can expect to see
• 1:48:48
  more celebrities on the field. I don't know who we got. We can
• 1:48:54
  expect to see eat Like you don't get excited when you see a celebrity.
• 1:48:57
  I'm not getting excited over speed. I'm pretty sure when you saw Messi on
• 1:49:01
  the pitch, there was like a little sixteen year old like, damn,
• 1:49:04
  that's fucking messy, Oh I saw. Yeah, I'm not. I'm talking
• 1:49:08
  about eleven and so I'm talking about we know who's gonna show up there,
• 1:49:11
  like you know, you know it's gonna be a super Hollywood star lineup.
• 1:49:14
  But we should really be focusing on the on like a good striker and ship
• 1:49:17
  like that, not like you know we're gonna have Becky G there because you
• 1:49:21
  know, like, hey, bitch is fine. I don't mind. I
• 1:49:27
  don't mind. To my candy, I don't mind something. I can you
• 1:49:30
  on watching the game Dog. If I'm not mistaken, I hope that she's
• 1:49:31
  not the one that walked in there with the Galaxy jersey and that pitch and
• 1:49:34
  then they were like, hey bitch, you got to get the fuck out
• 1:49:36
  to take the shirt off. One of these bitches did that ship Dog.
• 1:49:41
  We're like where they went that where they went down there purpose. I think
• 1:49:45
  like her boyfriend is an LAFC fan. And then like she decided to be
• 1:49:49
  like I'm gonna stand out. Nobody's gonna silence this woman. When you go
• 1:49:53
  into the La fucking FC dug out, they gonna kick your ass the funk
• 1:49:57
  out. And they made it take that shirt off. Like my lady was
• 1:50:00
  like, that's a pretty stupid move to do from like a girl, you
• 1:50:02
  know, like you know your man's like going to go to the dug like
• 1:50:05
  bitch match or shut the fuck up. Like I don't know, bro,
• 1:50:10
  Like she's a gay man, she is, she could be possible put up
• 1:50:16
  a poll Becky G or Carol G. Is there another G? I feel
• 1:50:23
  like there's another G. Who you choosing Carol G? Hands down? What
• 1:50:30
  Carol G is the one with talent? About talent? Talent? She does
• 1:50:34
  good? Cal carols got about talent? What do I need? I need
• 1:50:39
  her to make a sandwich? Hey, jesus, not like she knows how
• 1:50:43
  to make a dope best sandwich. No chicks know how to make a sandwich.
• 1:50:48
  Yeah, you might get lucky to get a regular sandwich if you get
• 1:50:51
  it toasted. Wifer up, she cuts the crust. You're a kid,
• 1:50:59
  then you're the Why are you getting your cut crd off? Cuss crust cut
• 1:51:02
  off? Bro? Like what are you fucking sticks? Or Yeah, I
• 1:51:05
  don't find a little little crust cut off on like a PVJH. That's why
• 1:51:13
  you're not gonna get papers. Damn. It's not Anneck fifty who can break
• 1:51:17
  the time. I know, bro, I'm telling you because it's dude,
• 1:51:23
  I'm telling you. If if we had a younger demographic, for sure we
• 1:51:26
  would it would be a Carol G. Like like through the fucking roof,
• 1:51:30
  I think is gonna take it. Somebody said beat Becky G wouldn't even buy
• 1:51:33
  you bread food. Yeah, I see Carroll, Yeah, straight up?
• 1:51:42
  Who who was a who's the food they cheated on? Carol G I have
• 1:51:45
  no idea. I know nothing about it. Nothing women. And then that
• 1:51:48
  fool went that food went to dated Chakiro or something like that, or I
• 1:51:51
  don't know, I don't know. It's some ship like that. There was
• 1:51:55
  like some kind of scandal. Bro sometimes that my grandma, my grandma was
• 1:51:58
  still around. I will still catch some of the fucking gossip because I'll sit
• 1:52:00
  there and yeah, because I remember what Kira got cheated on by that guy,
• 1:52:05
  the soccer player get cheated on her with like a way hotter bitch,
• 1:52:12
  way hotter bitch. Like Shakira is like forty forty something. She's old and
• 1:52:18
  this was young. She's pretty good for her age man for her age.
• 1:52:24
  Cheat on Ja is a rule? Would you cheat on Jlo? If I
• 1:52:29
  was? Yes, if I was, this guy would cheat on that.
• 1:52:30
  If I was, I would would cheat on Jlo. If I pick,
• 1:52:33
  I would because gets anything. No, if you're an exavior, not pique.
• 1:52:38
  If you're Xavier, yes or no. Probably because if I can get
• 1:52:43
  something that Jlo, I probably gets cheating right now. No, he already
• 1:52:49
  cheated the first put it on the devil suit her. He learned his lesson.
• 1:52:54
  He learned his lesson. Yeah, Ben just wants stability at this point.
• 1:52:58
  He learned his lesson. Did he did it? I don't know.
• 1:53:00
  But somes just just don't learn like Xabier wouldn't learn. Exabier wouldn't just be
• 1:53:04
  like whoa I could get away with it or not. I see that's the
• 1:53:09
  mentality right there. I learned. I learned. I learned to stop drinking
• 1:53:12
  driving. Tom bure because you're gonna die. A tom Burel TV actually would
• 1:53:16
  cheat on himself. I think we all have cheat on ourselves. So yeah,
• 1:53:25
  don't cheat yourself. People are choosing Becky G over Carol G. Guess
• 1:53:29
  suck way hard, way harder because you're over there worried about talent. Funny.
• 1:53:32
  I didn't even put anything. I just put be G or Carol Well,
• 1:53:34
  you're going to be the manager. Yeah. I think I think Carol
• 1:53:39
  G is way more known than her. I'm talking about hotter. Carol G
• 1:53:43
  is hotter than her. Well, the people have spoken Becky Gay all right,
• 1:53:51
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