Wednesday, October 28: Datavault can't reach its bitcoin. Robinhood slides on a miss. Codelco workers block a copper mine.
The Triple Tape for Wednesday, October 28, 2026: crypto, stocks, and metals in one quick morning pass, on Fed decision day. Crypto: Datavault AI plunges 50% after it can't withdraw bitcoin held at Biconomy; Bithumb hacked through an employee system; Coinbase says funds are safe after a vendor exposed customer contact info; Bessent calls crypto a "technology umbrella" for the dollar; the CFTC sues Utah to protect Kalshi. Tape: Pepe, NEAR, Zcash. Stocks: Jio Platforms jumps 21.5% after India's largest IPO; SK Hynix soars on a record quarter and a huge shareholder payout; GM moves to Nasdaq…
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